So, we meet again, Mario Mario, for the last time!

So, we meet again, Mario Mario, for the last time!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cute couple

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not today, Bowser!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MY SOURCE OF POWER

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember Bowser being bigger than Mario.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Bowser.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's you!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll show you how we do things in Brooklyn!

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what the coding is that decides what spirte he uses when he dies? Because there's no way they made 8 seperate Bowsers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it just pulls from the stage number?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a boring fricking thought lmao mate you are one boring ass homie “I wonder what decides the sprite when bowser days ohhhhh where’s my butt plug” lol what a gay ass homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're an amateur at programming, of course you'd wonder something stupid like that
      learn state machines bruh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like something pretty fricking basic to code

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it actually is
        even a basic switch statement based on the world could do it for you if anything
        i personally would just set up the resources appropriately and have a deathspritearray[world%8] in there or some shit, or bowserspritearray[deathstartingpoint + (world%8)] or something cheap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't some of the Bowsers different though? Some throw hammers and others do not.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You and I... We aren' t so different. We both have the same desire, Mario...

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll stop you!
    HAAA ENK!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't say that.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *jumps on megaphone*
    So long gay bowser!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a gonna fireball your ass!

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >We did it Luigi, we saved the princess! We really are the Super Mario Bros.
    what did they mean by this

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >1-4

    This is the first time they've met.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't play the prequel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ???

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Super Mario USA, silly, who did you think "Wart" really was?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A dream

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, a mere mirage of Bowser to horrify Mario into not going on the adventure he later did in Super Mario Bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >world 1
      That's not even really Bowser.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The ultimate clash

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mario mario, my arch nemesis

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Liking Mario makes you deserving of torture. Liking Mario ironically does as well.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Such palpable emotion. The raw, unhinged energy of this entire altercation, it speaks volumes. I can feel the struggle between the King of the Koopas and the Common Man. The weight of their sins could very well be equal, but the uncaring player will judge anyway. In his fingertips is the power of control, and control he will. Mario, the plumber from another land. A villain to the lives he cuts short along the way, a hero to the Toads and Princesses that await. A stranger to all, all the same. And then, opposite him, lies Bowser. The tyrant, the ruler, the humble. A Koopa doing right by his faithful subjects, standing with them against possibly impossible odds. A Koopa who not only dared to dream, but to act...and what fate awaits him? A fiery one, perhaps? A painful one? Death, is what awaits him. Death, after fiery death. Like every single subject that came before him, like the many that await Mario after him. Like the Mighty Plumber himself, at the whim of a fool. For cruel injustice is the only true constant in this world, and no mere mortal, be him Man or Koopa, could ever hope for an escape from this endless cycle that awaits them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    curse-ye-ha-me-ha

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario Mario
    Hold the frick up. It's not Itsame?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna make it!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a flagpole, Mario, you didn't make it!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I legit bugged out one time and jumped over the pole. if you run right the screen scrolls forever until you die from time out

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A fate well earned

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Images taken moments before disaster

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a confession. When I went through the whole game, I made it to this level before I realized you had a sprint button to jump farther, because there was a jump that was too high to get to without it. Until then I didn't know why I couldn't seem to get higher on the flagpole.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish nintendo would reuse the nes bowser design, even if it was just for an alt skin.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS HE!?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What if Bowser's brother is the genetic father of the Koopalings?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Deepest lore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Forgive me Morton Koopa

      I should have guessed. the signs were there from the start.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario, the idea

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon

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