It's hard to imagine how the fuck the Switch still sells 1.5M units a month so many years after release. You'd think people who wanted one already bought it, but clearly not.
With its low price point (especially for the Switch Lite) and with it being handheld, I have seen households get multiple Switches due to having multiple kids in the household. Instead of one console for the living room that all the kids have to share, now parents can get each kid a switch and they can play it on their own in their rooms so the parents can have the TV to themselves.
And because parents are getting them for their young kids like they are tablets, these kids will damage/break/lose them and their parents will replace them. I knew a woman who said she went through $1500 worth of Switches because her kids submerged not one, but two of them them in the bathtub.
Unironically this. I went through the video of the direct and it was all shitty Bing Bing wahoo and retarded ass remakes. I won't even bother with the Playstation show, there's no thread on Ganker about a specific entry, meaning it's all shitty movie games and morons as is standard for nu/sony/
These are like the worst memes of each company taken to such exaggeration it feels wrong to laugh. >chud, no games >Bing bing wahoo and remakes >Just go and build a PC
Sony showed RE4 DLC
Nintendo showed Vanillaware, Shin-chan, Spy x Family and Tomb Raider
Nintendo had the better showing, but I'm playing everything on PC either way.
>new vanillaware game >new game from the devs of Moon >Ys >Saga >Eiyuuden >that cool looking crayon shin-chan game
I mean, if you don't hate video games or whatever it's easy to give it to nintendo, but to be fair some of the stuff above is multiplat
Direct >only good game was a Vanillaware game
State of Play >only good game was a Square game
Vanillaware > Square
Nintendo won.
I'm going to play that new Vanillaware game on PS5 so I guess I am winning either way.
Nintendo positives >Peach game looks cute. I won’t play it but the fanart will be sweet >New Vanillaware joint is a day one purchase >Insufferable TTYDfags are gonna sudoku after their game flops again
Nintendo negatives >remakesportsremakesportsremakesportsremakespor- >Insufferable TTYDfags are going to act like a remake is saving their favorite franchise (it’s not) for months
Sony positives >Separate Ways will be fun. Gonna have to play it in nip or wait for the AI mod to fix the terrible VA though >Tales of Arise getting a DLC. Talesfags eat my ass your series sucked until Arise >Cloud on a segway. I’m gonna play these “remakes” eventually
Sony negatives >basically everything else >FFVIIR might look soulful but it’s loaded with Nomurashit
The Vanillaware game looks like absolute crap and I can't wait for people to dicksuck it because Vanillaware fans are Fromsoftware tier of cultists
>Vanillaware fans are Fromsoftware tier of cultists
13 Sentinels was trash for people who think VNs like Muv Luv or Uchikoshi "games" have good writing. Dragon's Crown and Muramasa were pretty fun. This new SRPG looks like it might be good, so I'm going to try it.
it's not on PC unless you emulate it, Vanilla never ports to PC
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
doesn't series x mean that it's guaranteed to come to pc?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
no, look at their tweet about it it's all platforms except pc.
honestly I don't get why they're so allergic to the platform
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
they are probably afraid of piracy
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
They're Japanese developers that primarily use their own engines. They very likely know their glue & duct taped solutions would be a trainwreck to get going on PC, running up to PC player's expectations.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
They don't want to deal with turdworlder steamfags and first/second world steamtrannies, seems perfectly logical.
Sony showed RE4 DLC
Nintendo showed Vanillaware, Shin-chan, Spy x Family and Tomb Raider
Nintendo had the better showing, but I'm playing everything on PC either way.
>nintendo direct was soulful as fuck
Nah. Too many remakes and F-Zero 99 looks like shit. Still no Metroid Prime 4 trailer. They're obviously focusing most of their resources on the Switch's successor at this point.
Imagine hiring a bunch of uncreative woketards to please your ESG masters, and then a global pandemic hits, severely hampering already anemic productivity.
We are just now reaping the benefits of all of that.
I find it funny Sony didn't even do a FNAF Help Wanted 2 gameplay reveal to capitalize on the movie, especially since it's coming out on VR first and in just 3 months with little being shown off besides the booths at PAX. Wouldn't have been much or would've saved it, but atleast it would've been something.
Nintendo could just keep pumping out remakes for the switch for the next decade and literally skip a generation because the competition is too busy drowning in their own drool.
>new vanillaware game >new game from the devs of Moon >Ys >Saga >Eiyuuden >that cool looking crayon shin-chan game
I mean, if you don't hate video games or whatever it's easy to give it to nintendo, but to be fair some of the stuff above is multiplat
>Baby steps
starting with a bold intuitive indie that redefines movement. markiplier will get 12 million views playing this. >fat diverse lady interlood sony supports diabetes >roblix
infinite ps4 support. i dont know what it actually is because im not a pedo >ghost buster vr
a homage to the swedish metal band >RE 4 VR
wtf this actually looks good. this will literally bring pewdiepie out of retirement.
ada is pure sex (spoiler alert she will use leon scott kenedy) >compulsuray avatar video game
even i can't shill this one. i fell asleep thrice >Ghostrunner II
fuck yeah im hyped as fuck fuck cyber gay punk this is the real cyber game >expensive pointless merch
don't be squere be unique buy our colourful plastic >Destin... oh no Helldivers II
turkish genocide simulator. looks comfy co op fun. might play. bonus points for real gameplay. >man incect based blockbuster II
15 million sales day one. ONLY ON PLAYSTATION FIVE. (phil spencer on unlive watch) >mellow playstation themed graphic >tales bros WE ARE SO BACK >Honkai star rail
gatcha >you know that nintendo painting shooter game knock off
without the creepy squid kids. covered in foam must be someone's fetish. >fat diverse lady interlood n2. >square enix big closer
fuck yeah this looks insane. im cloud by the way. wait i didn't play the first one why is aerith alive? 2 discs baby >fat diverse lady closure >awesome spiderman montage that will give you a gamer boner
only have a pc but i suck sonys dick every chance i get dude. use playstation controllers on pc. i got this beast of a machine to do work but i'll get a ps5 for chistmas
Csoibercuck and Pornbrains Gate 3 are pozzed to the brim, and full of gayshit and anti white rhetoric. Nip games have none of that so of course croids want to censor it.
>The picture that renamed sony into snoy
Someone needs to frame this and mail it out to Jimbo like how Ganker sent that birthday card to Kojima and Gaben.
They literally could have shown Bloodborne on screen and announced a PS5 port and it would've gotten more attention than all of Nintendo's Direct. They couldn't even do that, they're fucking retarded.
>Real VII fans love dumb shit like that
I hate compilation, especially Advent Children and I can deny that I hate Nu-SquEnix trash like that.
Final Fantasy died with Sakaguchi leaving.
Q1 '24 will be alright and Q3 might have a lot of the releases that haven't yet had a date announced. It's other half of the year that will be dead as a doorstop.
I’ll say this, the switch is clearly at the end of its life and they already had another direct for mario wonder a few weeks ago, meaning they couldn’t show that again or it would be redundant. What’s sony’s excuse? Even if you think sony’s was better, you have to admit that it was still lackluster.
You have to understand: The PS5's SSD™ is SO fast that they have to make sure the game doesn't load all the cutscenes at once and skips straight to the end. Suffering from success fr fr.
They said the sop was gonna be third party. I was semi surprised they even had spider man there although makes sense since it releases next month. I don't know why you'd go in expecting a lot. Disappointed by the lack of rise of the ronin though.
Yeah, these are supposed to be the big years for the PS5; the years they have top sales and big games to convince people to buy one. All people have to play on their PS5's right now are better looking live service games from last gen.
Nintendo showed video games at least, some of which I might even be interested in even if I get them someplace else. Sony's best announcement was DLC for an okay tales game.
State of Play had better games but fewer new games.
Direct had more games but no good games ( all remakes ).
So State of Play, because anyone here would play Spiderman and FF7 since there's just no excuse that they looked enticing. >N-NO SLOP BUZZWORD AAHHH
Then tell us what looks interesting? Another Mario remake? Some SRPG people keep fellating but is boring as fuck to play? No.
Nintendo positives >Peach game looks cute. I won’t play it but the fanart will be sweet >New Vanillaware joint is a day one purchase >Insufferable TTYDfags are gonna sudoku after their game flops again
Nintendo negatives >remakesportsremakesportsremakesportsremakespor- >Insufferable TTYDfags are going to act like a remake is saving their favorite franchise (it’s not) for months
Sony positives >Separate Ways will be fun. Gonna have to play it in nip or wait for the AI mod to fix the terrible VA though >Tales of Arise getting a DLC. Talesfags eat my ass your series sucked until Arise >Cloud on a segway. I’m gonna play these “remakes” eventually
Sony negatives >basically everything else >FFVIIR might look soulful but it’s loaded with Nomurashit
If the Peach game is half as good as Super Princess Peach it will be a must play.
Unless they heavily alter TTYD I think a lot of people are going to compare it negatively to Origami King and SMRPG, so far the game's reputation has survived on a mixture of rose tinted glasses and zoomers having never played it, it really doesn't matter how good the battle system is when 80% of the game is just walking back and forth through empty corridors.
>Nintendo consisted mostly of games that are actually exclusive to console unless one uses illegal ways such as emulation >Every Sony game will be on PC both legally and illegally at some point
Nintendo wins in the court of law.
My point is you used the remake cards down count as exclusives as a means as a Sony win when two of your hyped games are remakes and both going to be on other consoles at some point here and there. Spiderman 2 was all you have which is pretty sad since it isn't anything new to announce.
Nintendo is at the end of the Switch's life cycle so slow news are to be expected, their better offerings (Luigi's Mansion, Peach Showtime, TTYD, Mario RPG) are pretty good but yeah, it's the last they're gonna put on Switch, any bigger announcements will be Switch 2 centric, tough we may get a Switch version for Metroid Prime 4.
Sony really has no excuse for their miserable output, their console still has zero fucking exclusives.
They were both ass, but Switch has slightly more exclusives coming and is on its way out the door. PS5 should be in its heyday. Can’t feel good to own one. Check in on the Snoys in your life
It was half baked. I knew the Metroid and Zelda leaks were fake the moment I saw, especially the Metroid leak since Prime 4 is pretty much memory holed until next console release.
Prime 4 is likely going to be used as the BotW of the Switch 2, meaning both consoles will have a version and it will likely be the last major release for the Switch.
Nintendo direct >Splatoon 3: Side Order (Good but DLC) >Another Code: Recollection (Good but remake) >Detective Pikachu Returns (Eh) >WarioWare: Move It (Won't be easy to emulate so Ganker will pretend it is bad) >Super Mario RPG (remake) >Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Final Set (Good but DLC) >Mario vs. Donkey Kong (remake) >Luigi's Mansion 2 (remake) >Paper Mario TTYD (remake) >Princess Peach Showtime (already announced) >Tomb Raider (Good but multiplat remake)
It was better than the SNOY direct but we have had better directs.
Of course, this is a death throes direct, the Switch's life cycle is ending and they're not gonna put their biggest productions on it, I actually enjoy this kind of era, like with the 3DS and the Mario & Luigi remakes, things slow down and we get a ton of smaller stuff as a swan song.
Even when they have those things, people get made if it doesn't have all 3
Nintendo direct >Splatoon 3: Side Order (Good but DLC) >Another Code: Recollection (Good but remake) >Detective Pikachu Returns (Eh) >WarioWare: Move It (Won't be easy to emulate so Ganker will pretend it is bad) >Super Mario RPG (remake) >Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Final Set (Good but DLC) >Mario vs. Donkey Kong (remake) >Luigi's Mansion 2 (remake) >Paper Mario TTYD (remake) >Princess Peach Showtime (already announced) >Tomb Raider (Good but multiplat remake)
It was better than the SNOY direct but we have had better directs.
Agreed
I don't think the direct today was bad, just not great. Last direct was better paced and had some real left-field announcements
Also, you missed Unicorn OVerlord and Saga Emerald
Nintendo.
State of Play had 1 amazing trailer (FF7 Rebirth) and some sort of basic stuff otherwise (Spiderman 2, Arise DLC, RE4 DLC)
Nintendo had more new announcements, both new games (SaGa Emerald, Unicorn Overlord) and remakes (Mario vs DK, TTYD) as well as updates on things that were announced (Peach, Side Order).
The "loud vocal minority" also is home to the best game of this generation and is the best way to play it. Baldur's Gate 3 feels like absolute hog ass on a gamepad and runs at better than "silky smooth" 30fps with dips. Mods are better (and actually exist in a meaningful way) too.
The good news for you is you get a peak into what you could have if you got rid of your console and just got a decent PC. Baldur's Gate 3 on PS5 (and eventually Xbox) are shit by comparison to the PC one considering it was built for mouse and keyboard, but it's like playing the Sims on a console: at least you can say you (kind of) played it.
I love how console trannies are always grasping for shit against pcbros, especially when we weren't the ones who got shitty games this year like snoy movie game#231545 and bing bing wahoo shovelware clone #5843
ATTENTION, JIM RYAN. IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS, PLEASE RECONSIDER DOING ANYTHING YOU MIGHT REGRET. DO NOT TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. YOUR PLAYSTATION FAMILY OF GROWN ADULT MEN LOVES YOU AND JUST WANTS YOU TO COME HOME, JIM.
It's fun. No games like them on any other platforms no matter how much you cope.
They're shit games. That's really all there is to it. I play every genre from fighting games to shooters to RTS and 4X to cRPGs and JRPGs and horror games and platformers and everything in between. Those are just bad games made to keep Japanese kids occupied.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Name a game you like then.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>y-you called my shitty game shit? well then name a game!
The tried and true retard attempt at a gotcha moment. Ok, I'll go with the first Nintendo game I really liked: the original Legend of Zelda.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Shit graphics
Next
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What a pathetic attempt at shitposting.
>stutter posting
Why does being asked what you like terrify you?
Why do actual retards think that being asked a worthless blanket question like "What games do you like?" after calling a specific game shit scares anyone? Seriously, explain to me why absolute fucking retards think it's such a power question. I even gave a real answer so you can't pretend I shirked away from answering.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Somebody is booty bothered they got asked to name something they like.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>ask a question >get a direct, honest answer >"You're mad!"
Someone is a fucking retard.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>stutter posting
Why does being asked what you like terrify you?
I have a feeling I'll buy a new laptop with whatever top tier GPU is at the date VIIR2 comes to pc
I hope there's an actual hardware jump, at least battery wise.
Honestly I'd be happier as a PS5 owner if they started remastering and remaking more of their PS1-3 games. It would be a much better way to fill out their schedule
Sony won by a fucking county mile it's not even a contest >b-but muh exclusives
Toddler tier thinking. I watch these shows for what new trailers and shit. I don't give a FUCK what console they come out on because I'm an adult who makes 40k above min wage and I can afford multiple consoles. If we're talking exclusives then yeah obviously sony lost. If we're talking actual new and interesting looking next gen games? Nintendo is dead in the fucking water.
This. This is how I always feel about directs, state of plays, TGS all that stuff. As an idort I watch these for cool next gen games. I don't watch and think "hehe looks like Sony and Microsoft are gonna miss out on a remake of a 20 year old game khehehe...we won bros..." that shit is for third worlders and literal children. I will play TTYD on my switch and I will play FF remake on my ps5. Suck it.
I don't give a fuck about exclusives and I'm an idort. Nintendo still had a better showing because the only good game Sony showed was RE4 DLC. Nintendo at least had a few games that I'll play.
Are Nintendo bros really, unironically, pretending a bunch of remakes, remasters, shitty ports, actual shovelware(like that mobile racing game), game for actual little girls(the Pech game) was better than anything that was shown in the Sony Direct? I'm not saying everything shown in the Sony presentation was worth anything, but FF7 Rebirth alone was more interesting and better than 99% of that Nintendo Direct. You might actually hate video games, have the worst taste imaginable, or just are a cult worshipper of Nintendo if you're really going to pretend any of the garbage that they showed was actually good.
I don't think you know what reaction-images are. Also, thank you for confirming that the reason you're pretending the dogshit, remake, shovelware-filled direct was good, not because you actually believe so, but because you're an immature console warrior who's unironically attached to a company.
I don't think you know what reaction-images are. Also, thank you for confirming that the reason you're pretending the dogshit, remake, shovelware-filled direct was good, not because you actually believe so, but because you're an immature console warrior who's unironically attached to a company.
genuinely what is even the point of the shitty "remake" of FF7?
Retards get excited when they see characters and places they recognize, regardless of the context. Those retards especially love over the top time shenanigans and multiverse convergence style bottom of the barrel story telling.
Retards get excited when they see characters and places they recognize, regardless of the context. Those retards especially love over the top time shenanigans and multiverse convergence style bottom of the barrel story telling.
I love how you manchildren manage to consistently and forever on end, seethe over your precious anime story being changed. Like the shit is THAT scared to you that you just can't get over it and need to bitch and shitpost over it all the time.
>Nintendo didn't announce anything new and was all ports except Princess Peach which honestly does not look remotely interesting gameplay wise >but the show had A NEW FUCKING VANILLAWARE GAME FINALLY HOLY SHIT
>Sony barely showed anything, Spiderman 2 looks good but it's exactly what you'd expect it to be >but also the show had Tales of Arise DLC and Resident Evil 4 DLC
In both cases the actual first party showing underwhelmed hard but I got things I am extremely excited for beyond that.
Nintendo Direct was underwhelming. I pretty much already forgot about the State of Play outside of the trailers for the only two big games they have directly slated right now.
Nintendo easily. >Pros
TTYD Remastered
Princess Peach Showtime
SMRPG
Sora Amiibo along with TOTK and XBC3 >Cons
The rest >Playstation
FF7 Remake Rebirth trailer
RE4 VR mode and Mercenaries
That’s fucking it lmao
Nintendo fans will unironcially, from the bottom of their heart, pretend a game for 6 year old girls is something to look forward to. How are they even real. Not even going to say much about you listing a remaster, remake, and toy DLC unironically. What could be said about it is already self-evident.
I get being disappointed at how Nintendo's direct turned out but considering we're at the end of the Switch lifecycle, it's still better than what we got when the Wii U was on its way out >Amiibo Festival >Star Fox Zero >Tokyo Mirage Sessions >Color Splash & Paper Jam >Federation Force
>ctrl+F "vanillaware" >16 results
It is incredibly funny how many of you are too ashamed of the game's actual title to just type it out instead of referring to the game by its developer. You're like self-conscious teenagers trying to order a Rooty-Tooty Fresh and Fruity from IHOP without actually using the name on the menu. Jesus Christ.
I don't know, it's been the preferred way of addressing it in threads since it dropped. Dev pedigree has been the main point of interest before but it hasn't been this bad.
I could be biased because my roommate and I both burst out laughing when the title was revealed.
I think it’s a very funny title too, but I think it’s just the dev pedigree honestly. The game didn’t really sell itself well with its trailer, the title is long, syllable wise, and it’s a new IP
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Perhaps so. I'm interested in seeing how it turns out.
People know of and like Vanillaware.
But very few people, even on Ganker, actually played or know how Grand Knights History or Grand Kingdom. Which appear to be the main inspiration behind Unicorn Overlord.
Nintendo was maybe a 6-7/10 prior to TTYD and that's being generous, but TTYD brought it up to a fucking 14/10 at least. Sony led with a meme goat simulator tier walking game, showed VR shit I don't care about, had a fucking CHINK FREE TO PLAY GACHA RPG and the second part of the desecration of Final Fantasy VII's corpse. And DLC for Resident Evil 4 remake, which is cool, I guess. So a -2/10.
Even discounting the TTYD remake Nintendo wins by a landslide.
>port begging
I have a Switch and a PS5 and I still emulate Switch games and just wait on ports of PS5 games. Why would I want to play a worse version of games that I can play on my PC?
>Mario Wonder >Mario RPG >Mario vs. DK >Luigi's Mansion 2 remake >PP >TTYD remake
Ummm Nintendo? Can you mix another franchise in there? Maybe that's a lil too much Mario? >NNOOOOOO!!! U BIL BYE MAWIO GAYE, FOLLOWED BYE MAWIO GAYE AND ANUDDA MAYROW GAYE.
Neither really won, but Nintendo's was technically the only one with a couple new games. Unity losing harder than any publisher currently is way more interesting than anything I saw.
He won
He won third place
Have you ever tried Imagine: Party Babyz?
Legit 2008 Game of the Year
We like ign now?
fpbp
>snoy
>the good looking chad
hahaha
check your eyes, its indian
look again anon
always been m8
Why can't snoys meme?
>>
think they're in 1st place
lol, lmao even.
>SNOY
>first place
>not a black guy
There is so much wrong with this pic
>Sony over Nintendo
>In the Switch/PS5 generation.
Have you been smoking one of your ponchos?
>snoy
>white
lel
>snoy
>number 1
Come on now
It's hard to imagine how the fuck the Switch still sells 1.5M units a month so many years after release. You'd think people who wanted one already bought it, but clearly not.
With its low price point (especially for the Switch Lite) and with it being handheld, I have seen households get multiple Switches due to having multiple kids in the household. Instead of one console for the living room that all the kids have to share, now parents can get each kid a switch and they can play it on their own in their rooms so the parents can have the TV to themselves.
And because parents are getting them for their young kids like they are tablets, these kids will damage/break/lose them and their parents will replace them. I knew a woman who said she went through $1500 worth of Switches because her kids submerged not one, but two of them them in the bathtub.
funnily enough the model that sells the most is the OLED these days. specially since the special editions are all the OLED
>snoy giving nintendie a spade
i will now remind you playstation is one of the most commonly viewed subreddits of the blacked subreddit viewers
That does track. Playstation has always been the, ah, "urban" console of choice.
>all these tendies seething at playstation
KEK
>does nothing
>wins
fpbp
>won
GIWTWM
finally an image that represents the console wars
lucky bloody bitch bastard man didn’t redeem
>SailorMoon_Nothing.jpg
based
FPBP
Unironically this. I went through the video of the direct and it was all shitty Bing Bing wahoo and retarded ass remakes. I won't even bother with the Playstation show, there's no thread on Ganker about a specific entry, meaning it's all shitty movie games and morons as is standard for nu/sony/
Gamers lost
>Nintendo
soulless shit
>Sony
no shit
>Microsoft
no shit, but at least they didn't advertise an event
Fpbp
Fpbp
Phil wins again baby
For the first time in my life, I agree 100%
fpbp
Win by not showing up
based af
Sometimes only winning move is not to play.
Sonygods... I kneel...
>Outsold by PS5 the week Starfield came out
When will Satya Nutella fire him?
fpbp
Fuck microsoft, but phil didn't embarrass himself today so he wins by default.
These are like the worst memes of each company taken to such exaggeration it feels wrong to laugh.
>chud, no games
>Bing bing wahoo and remakes
>Just go and build a PC
so this was a snoy samefag right?
>Wins by doing nothing
He truly was Luigi
Phil sama I kneel
Save us from the remake slopfest
nobody
when is FF7 remake going ot be combined
When they release Remake Intergrade with the new additions actually on the disc instead of as a separate code card (never)
Neither
PC ALWAYS WINS BABYYYY
>PC
Go back
morons can't PC.
how do you explain this? lil bro here invented a computer.
Everybody lost.
Me, because I brought neither console.
no one won
fuck i hate what this industry is becoming.
>no silent hill 2
Nintendo won by default
Nomura won.
Nintendo
Shitty censored garbage
Only censored on Snoy console. Uncensored and fixed on PC by Nexus.
does PC have mods to enlarge and improve physics for Tifa's breasts?
Several actually.
Nintendo at least had that new vanillaware game, I have nothing for sony.
The Vanillaware game looks like absolute crap and I can't wait for people to dicksuck it because Vanillaware fans are Fromsoftware tier of cultists
Didn’t ask
>Vanillaware fans are Fromsoftware tier of cultists
13 Sentinels was trash for people who think VNs like Muv Luv or Uchikoshi "games" have good writing. Dragon's Crown and Muramasa were pretty fun. This new SRPG looks like it might be good, so I'm going to try it.
obvously nintendo. they've always won, and will continue to keep on winning.
Nintendo actually had games to show
yeah, but no new games.
Unicorn Overlord and SaGa Emerald Beyond were both new.
yeah but they will be on pc so it's hard to count it as a win for nintendo
>it had no new games
>ok it had new games but
unicorn overlord def won't be on PC, Vanillaware doesn't seem to ever want to do that the fucking assholes
already announced as mutiplat
it's not on PC unless you emulate it, Vanilla never ports to PC
doesn't series x mean that it's guaranteed to come to pc?
no, look at their tweet about it it's all platforms except pc.
honestly I don't get why they're so allergic to the platform
they are probably afraid of piracy
They're Japanese developers that primarily use their own engines. They very likely know their glue & duct taped solutions would be a trainwreck to get going on PC, running up to PC player's expectations.
They don't want to deal with turdworlder steamfags and first/second world steamtrannies, seems perfectly logical.
Both are also coming to Playstation
1997
no one, but gamers lost
PC as usual
Sony by a mile. Anyone who says otherwise is a contrarian.
That FF7 Rebirth trailer was 10/10
>That FF7 Rebirth trailer was 10/10
Unless you actually like FF7 as opposed to Nomura's gay fanfic version.
You should like it, you were in it. You were one of the time jannies trying to keep the story from veering to far away from the original.
I guess Nintendo because it had a couple games I would like to play.
Another godless night
nintendo. Thousand year door remake is enough to win it.
>arrive to state of play
>its already over
This is why PC ALWAYS wins fuck SONY i regret my ps5 purchase
>he bought a console on the current year
>those hands
>buying
the joke's on you anon
wtf do you need all of those extensions for
Shareholders won
Gaming is actually fucking dead
Nintendo =
+Tomb Raider trilogy
+SMRPG
-Everything Else
----Mario vs DK
--TTYD demake
3/10
Snoy =
+Funny walking game
+FFVII Rebirth
-NotSplatoon
---Everything Else
5/10
Snoy wins
Fuck off, that walking game is trash and you know it you disingenuous gay
>0
Hook, line and sinker! :^)
>i - i m only p-pretending to be re-retarded!
jesus you are retarded
probably nintendo. both were awful
Nintendo was like a 6.5/10. But that State of Play was a legit 0/10
What were they thinking?
Nintendo and Xbox, no contest.
garden gnomes
all were shit, Sony wins because of FF7
censorship and political posturing literally killed creativity and in essence gaming.
we all lost.
Sony showed RE4 DLC
Nintendo showed Vanillaware, Shin-chan, Spy x Family and Tomb Raider
Nintendo had the better showing, but I'm playing everything on PC either way.
Shin-chan, Spy x Family
they won.
nintendo, but marginally
fzero looks like a bad game that will shut down in a year.. but at least it's SOMETHING.
Nintendo I guess. The Dragon Quest Monsters has been pretty fun.
I would rather have new games than just remakes and reimagining
They both won, because Ganker lost it all
>Sony can't scrap together a few announcements to steamroll Switch's dying breaths
xbox, sadly
evebros, we lost
What happened to Japan? Why are their products so shit these days?
playstation is american. nintendo direct was soulful as fuck, so no problems there
>nintendo direct was soulful as fuck
Nah. Too many remakes and F-Zero 99 looks like shit. Still no Metroid Prime 4 trailer. They're obviously focusing most of their resources on the Switch's successor at this point.
>Why are their products so shit these days?
They’re not. Reminder that Playstation isn’t Japanese anymore
>SMRPG
>Paper Mario
>Unicorn
vs
>Tales of Arise DLC
>Spider-Man 2
>FF7R:Rebirth
Sony won for me
Most those Sony games going to be on pc after 5 months of Sony release. So
Nintendo won in a legal sense
not gamers, that is for sure
Gamers lost
Nintendo had BIG TITS, so they win
Bout even. Sony had like, three good games, Nintendo had three good remakes.
Nintendo. Sony only has FF7 Rebirth
>the absolute STATE of play
>Splatoon DLC
>Another Code remakes
It's weird that SONY had nothing to beat this.
If I didn't get my PS5 for free this wouldn't incentivise me to buy one
nintendo but only because of tomb raider announcement
Fuck off wop.
what a comically bad day for video games
Imagine hiring a bunch of uncreative woketards to please your ESG masters, and then a global pandemic hits, severely hampering already anemic productivity.
We are just now reaping the benefits of all of that.
TR remakes and RE4 dlc, pc wins again.
They were both pretty lame.
They were both fucking terrible
Sony had ONE new game announcement and it was a meme game. Nintendo's was dogshit but they won by simply showing more new games
I find it funny Sony didn't even do a FNAF Help Wanted 2 gameplay reveal to capitalize on the movie, especially since it's coming out on VR first and in just 3 months with little being shown off besides the booths at PAX. Wouldn't have been much or would've saved it, but atleast it would've been something.
At least Nintendo one wasn't boring watch.
Hard to disappoint toddlers with flashing colours and bing bings, we know.
gato sexo
>Direct
PORTS PORTS PORTS, here you go F-Zero fans.
>State of Play
Indie streamer bait shit.
They both fail for anyone that's not a zoomie.
Zoomers probably didn't give two shits either, most of the chat on Youtube and Twitch were shitting on it.
SaGa was a new game. Same with Vanillaware game.
Nintendo
I don't know what was the point of this Slop of play
whoever wins, gamers lose
Nintendo could just keep pumping out remakes for the switch for the next decade and literally skip a generation because the competition is too busy drowning in their own drool.
Why did they waste a minute thirty on that stupid red/white/silver PS5 bit?
Because this State of Play had more padding than some jailbait's bra.
>Nintendo
>Splatoon 3 DLC
>F-zero 99
>Sony
>Spiderman 2
Those are the announcements I personally cared about.
Playstation, always
Nintendo put forth a crap direct and still won.
Nintendo non contest everything on SOP was either confirmed PC release or just forgettable.
pc chads win again now excuse me i got some sex mods to install
Yep, rogue trader looks good, hope there is ork companion, CRPGchads eating good this year
>new vanillaware game
>new game from the devs of Moon
>Ys
>Saga
>Eiyuuden
>that cool looking crayon shin-chan game
I mean, if you don't hate video games or whatever it's easy to give it to nintendo, but to be fair some of the stuff above is multiplat
everything shown at State of Play is multiplat or at least timed exclusive and not a single new announcement
Nintendo direct had multiplats too
>Baby steps
starting with a bold intuitive indie that redefines movement. markiplier will get 12 million views playing this.
>fat diverse lady interlood sony supports diabetes
>roblix
infinite ps4 support. i dont know what it actually is because im not a pedo
>ghost buster vr
a homage to the swedish metal band
>RE 4 VR
wtf this actually looks good. this will literally bring pewdiepie out of retirement.
ada is pure sex (spoiler alert she will use leon scott kenedy)
>compulsuray avatar video game
even i can't shill this one. i fell asleep thrice
>Ghostrunner II
fuck yeah im hyped as fuck fuck cyber gay punk this is the real cyber game
>expensive pointless merch
don't be squere be unique buy our colourful plastic
>Destin... oh no Helldivers II
turkish genocide simulator. looks comfy co op fun. might play. bonus points for real gameplay.
>man incect based blockbuster II
15 million sales day one. ONLY ON PLAYSTATION FIVE. (phil spencer on unlive watch)
>mellow playstation themed graphic
>tales bros WE ARE SO BACK
>Honkai star rail
gatcha
>you know that nintendo painting shooter game knock off
without the creepy squid kids. covered in foam must be someone's fetish.
>fat diverse lady interlood n2.
>square enix big closer
fuck yeah this looks insane. im cloud by the way. wait i didn't play the first one why is aerith alive? 2 discs baby
>fat diverse lady closure
>awesome spiderman montage that will give you a gamer boner
6/10 but at least better than nintendo.
sony bros that was pretty sweet. i prefer this over the kiddie shit any day tbh
Direct
>only good game was a Vanillaware game
State of Play
>only good game was a Square game
Vanillaware > Square
Nintendo won.
muh fisher price tablet
Its ok, you can buy Vanillaware's game on your system too anon.
only have a pc but i suck sonys dick every chance i get dude. use playstation controllers on pc. i got this beast of a machine to do work but i'll get a ps5 for chistmas
FF7R is dogshit
it's obvious
Genuine question: IS that a chud on the left? OR just a really, really man-faced woman?
It's a white woman, is there a difference
If you can't tell, they won
why japan hate sony now?
Except for FF7Rebirth, what did the SOP have that catered to Japan in even the remotest sense?
Tales of Arise. Then again Nintendo appeals alot to Japan because of Switch being portable too.
Already forgot about that one but you're right. Kinda weird to get a DLC that late though.
>jap Snoys are so butthurt they're gore spamming 5ch's Ganker
lmfao, fucking pathetic
>why japan hate sony now?
It's a mystery
Meanwhile cyberpunk and bg3 has full frontal nudity on ps5
Csoibercuck and Pornbrains Gate 3 are pozzed to the brim, and full of gayshit and anti white rhetoric. Nip games have none of that so of course croids want to censor it.
exactly. ffs even DMCV was censored on snoystation. it's clearly a bias against jap games
>The picture that renamed sony into snoy
Someone needs to frame this and mail it out to Jimbo like how Ganker sent that birthday card to Kojima and Gaben.
Me because I didn't buy a ps5
Nintendo may have been full of remakes, but at least we know they'll be fun.
Avatar? Space marine Tom Clancy? Yawn.
bloodborne for pc
any day now
They literally could have shown Bloodborne on screen and announced a PS5 port and it would've gotten more attention than all of Nintendo's Direct. They couldn't even do that, they're fucking retarded.
just 50 more years, dont lose hope bros
I would have rather had nothing, instead of being lied to for a half hour about having something
nintendo fucked up their direct and it still ended up being better than sony’s
Nintendo won so hard it wasn't even funny
FF7 Rebirth was the best game out of both shows so Sony wins.
Nintendo was winning by a landslide... until this happened
Nomura is taking such a giant piss on FF7 fans
Real VII fans love dumb shit like that. Only Compilationfags think VII was some super serious grimdark bullshit
>Real VII fans love dumb shit like that
I hate compilation, especially Advent Children and I can deny that I hate Nu-SquEnix trash like that.
Final Fantasy died with Sakaguchi leaving.
>he think VII isn’t loaded with stupid shit
Sakaguchi-era shit was soulful
SquEnix-era shit is soulless and nuFF sucks
Sony obviously.
I'm going to play that new Vanillaware game on PS5 so I guess I am winning either way.
Have fun with the censored version.
https://strawpoll.com/QrgebqjobZp
if 23 is considered somewhat decent year, 24 will be fucking terrible, there is absolutely nothing coming up
Dragon's Dogma 2 and Stalker 2 will likely be in 2024, which automatically makes it the best year ever.
never ever anon
both may very well end up as vaporwave yet
Shut up. DD2 will be shown next week at TGS.
>Persona 3 Reload
>Granblue Fantasy ReLink
>Unicorn Overload
>Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth
>Eiyuden Chronicles
And that's the first quarter only
>animeslop
y-yay….
Anime website
Q1 '24 will be alright and Q3 might have a lot of the releases that haven't yet had a date announced. It's other half of the year that will be dead as a doorstop.
>if 23 is considered somewhat decent year
Unicorn Overlord alone makes Nintendo the winner as they actually acknowledge that other games that aren't Spider-Man can exist.
I’ll say this, the switch is clearly at the end of its life and they already had another direct for mario wonder a few weeks ago, meaning they couldn’t show that again or it would be redundant. What’s sony’s excuse? Even if you think sony’s was better, you have to admit that it was still lackluster.
yeah, where was rise of the ronin? wasn't that supposed to be their q1 exclusive?
Isn't that a 2025 game?
You have to understand: The PS5's SSD™ is SO fast that they have to make sure the game doesn't load all the cutscenes at once and skips straight to the end. Suffering from success fr fr.
You smell of reddit
yeah, doubt there will be anything big announced for S1 anymore
They said the sop was gonna be third party. I was semi surprised they even had spider man there although makes sense since it releases next month. I don't know why you'd go in expecting a lot. Disappointed by the lack of rise of the ronin though.
True but I feel like they should have something bigger than just a third party state of play right now
Yeah, these are supposed to be the big years for the PS5; the years they have top sales and big games to convince people to buy one. All people have to play on their PS5's right now are better looking live service games from last gen.
Not even a contest, Sony won by far.
I was really hoping they were gonna skip the Kalm flashback but nope.
Foamchads where we at?
charlie the unicorn the game
Todd won.
And Ganker just found itself in the infinite loop of cope
Nintendo showed video games at least, some of which I might even be interested in even if I get them someplace else. Sony's best announcement was DLC for an okay tales game.
State of Play had better games but fewer new games.
Direct had more games but no good games ( all remakes ).
So State of Play, because anyone here would play Spiderman and FF7 since there's just no excuse that they looked enticing.
>N-NO SLOP BUZZWORD AAHHH
Then tell us what looks interesting? Another Mario remake? Some SRPG people keep fellating but is boring as fuck to play? No.
Nintendo positives
>Peach game looks cute. I won’t play it but the fanart will be sweet
>New Vanillaware joint is a day one purchase
>Insufferable TTYDfags are gonna sudoku after their game flops again
Nintendo negatives
>remakesportsremakesportsremakesportsremakespor-
>Insufferable TTYDfags are going to act like a remake is saving their favorite franchise (it’s not) for months
Sony positives
>Separate Ways will be fun. Gonna have to play it in nip or wait for the AI mod to fix the terrible VA though
>Tales of Arise getting a DLC. Talesfags eat my ass your series sucked until Arise
>Cloud on a segway. I’m gonna play these “remakes” eventually
Sony negatives
>basically everything else
>FFVIIR might look soulful but it’s loaded with Nomurashit
>Talesfags eat my ass your series sucked until Arise
Tales of has never had a good game and Arise certainly didn't break that trend.
Destiny DC is good, I fight you!
>Cloud on a segway.
>Positive
I don't get it
Stupid shit like that is the essence of FFVII. I could have easily have said chocobo racing or Cait Sith
>Stupid shit like that is the essence of FFVII
t. compilationfag
I hate Advent Children and the entire compilation. Sorry, nuSquEnix can't make good FF games.
I never said it was a good game. I’m saying that Cloud riding around on a segway with the buster sword still on his back is 100% in line with VII
I disagree, the segway is from the modern era and is soulless. OG FFVII was soulful not cringe nuslop.
Do you have any more buzzwords
If the Peach game is half as good as Super Princess Peach it will be a must play.
Unless they heavily alter TTYD I think a lot of people are going to compare it negatively to Origami King and SMRPG, so far the game's reputation has survived on a mixture of rose tinted glasses and zoomers having never played it, it really doesn't matter how good the battle system is when 80% of the game is just walking back and forth through empty corridors.
>Nintendo consisted mostly of games that are actually exclusive to console unless one uses illegal ways such as emulation
>Every Sony game will be on PC both legally and illegally at some point
Nintendo wins in the court of law.
remakes aren't exclusives
And Resident Evil 4 and FF7 are both of those based retard
yes. what's your point?
My point is you used the remake cards down count as exclusives as a means as a Sony win when two of your hyped games are remakes and both going to be on other consoles at some point here and there. Spiderman 2 was all you have which is pretty sad since it isn't anything new to announce.
I would ever defend sony
never
My ratings for today
Nintendo: 8/10
Sony: 6/10
>Seperate Ways paid dlc when it was free with the base game back in 2004
Nintendo due to less garden gnometry
The GameCube version didn’t have Separate Ways. It had Assignment Ada which sucked ass
Wii had it and also was free then. Point was getting at is why pay for something that was once included with the game for free?
Sony didn't even announce jack shit.
Gamers lost.
Nintendo is at the end of the Switch's life cycle so slow news are to be expected, their better offerings (Luigi's Mansion, Peach Showtime, TTYD, Mario RPG) are pretty good but yeah, it's the last they're gonna put on Switch, any bigger announcements will be Switch 2 centric, tough we may get a Switch version for Metroid Prime 4.
Sony really has no excuse for their miserable output, their console still has zero fucking exclusives.
> Nintendo is at the end of the Switch's life
i won because i own both consoles and have even more games to play.
feels good to not be a poorfag and enjoyer of video games
The nintendo direct was good. Had a lot of fun games just not the heavyhitting name franchises.
They were both ass, but Switch has slightly more exclusives coming and is on its way out the door. PS5 should be in its heyday. Can’t feel good to own one. Check in on the Snoys in your life
of these two? honestly both were bad but sony's was worse
so i came back from work to see that the direct leak was real
It was half baked. I knew the Metroid and Zelda leaks were fake the moment I saw, especially the Metroid leak since Prime 4 is pretty much memory holed until next console release.
Prime 4 is likely going to be used as the BotW of the Switch 2, meaning both consoles will have a version and it will likely be the last major release for the Switch.
>Prime 4 is likely going to be used as the BotW
>Prime anywhere near BotW popularity
Metroid fan delusion, Dread flopped.
More like Dread was the highest selling Metroid game in series history and even got as far as winning a VGA reward which is usually Sony's home field.
i was talking about the one that said princess peach showtime last night and fzero 99
i don't remember the metroid/zelda parts of it
Not sony that's for sure.
it feels like people call any direct that doesnt have a 3d mario, zelda. or metroid prime bad
Nintendo direct
>Splatoon 3: Side Order (Good but DLC)
>Another Code: Recollection (Good but remake)
>Detective Pikachu Returns (Eh)
>WarioWare: Move It (Won't be easy to emulate so Ganker will pretend it is bad)
>Super Mario RPG (remake)
>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Final Set (Good but DLC)
>Mario vs. Donkey Kong (remake)
>Luigi's Mansion 2 (remake)
>Paper Mario TTYD (remake)
>Princess Peach Showtime (already announced)
>Tomb Raider (Good but multiplat remake)
It was better than the SNOY direct but we have had better directs.
Of course, this is a death throes direct, the Switch's life cycle is ending and they're not gonna put their biggest productions on it, I actually enjoy this kind of era, like with the 3DS and the Mario & Luigi remakes, things slow down and we get a ton of smaller stuff as a swan song.
Several of those had also been previously announced, either at the last Direct or the Pokemon direct.
Kim so tired of Marioshit
Even when they have those things, people get made if it doesn't have all 3
Agreed
I don't think the direct today was bad, just not great. Last direct was better paced and had some real left-field announcements
Also, you missed Unicorn OVerlord and Saga Emerald
Nintendo.
State of Play had 1 amazing trailer (FF7 Rebirth) and some sort of basic stuff otherwise (Spiderman 2, Arise DLC, RE4 DLC)
Nintendo had more new announcements, both new games (SaGa Emerald, Unicorn Overlord) and remakes (Mario vs DK, TTYD) as well as updates on things that were announced (Peach, Side Order).
Why are PCfags so desperate for validation?
They're like vegans, a loud and annoying minority. Maybe they would shut up if Valve actually made games for them.
The "loud vocal minority" also is home to the best game of this generation and is the best way to play it. Baldur's Gate 3 feels like absolute hog ass on a gamepad and runs at better than "silky smooth" 30fps with dips. Mods are better (and actually exist in a meaningful way) too.
The good news for you is you get a peak into what you could have if you got rid of your console and just got a decent PC. Baldur's Gate 3 on PS5 (and eventually Xbox) are shit by comparison to the PC one considering it was built for mouse and keyboard, but it's like playing the Sims on a console: at least you can say you (kind of) played it.
>balls hurt gay 3
>timed exclusive for 1 (one) month
lol
I played it with a controller on PC and it was fine. I dont think you tried it long enough.
I love how console trannies are always grasping for shit against pcbros, especially when we weren't the ones who got shitty games this year like snoy movie game#231545 and bing bing wahoo shovelware clone #5843
>Nintendo: Remake, Remaster, Remake, Remake, Remaster, Remake
>Sony: Memeshit, VR, DLC, Remake
>FF7 Rebirth exclusive for only 3 months
And like that Nintendo just won by default.
Source?
We have like 10 threads showing this lone image so idk how the fuck you missed it.
Thanks, I was working out and taking a walk, so I just popped back onto Ganker now
ATTENTION, JIM RYAN. IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS, PLEASE RECONSIDER DOING ANYTHING YOU MIGHT REGRET. DO NOT TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. YOUR PLAYSTATION FAMILY OF GROWN ADULT MEN LOVES YOU AND JUST WANTS YOU TO COME HOME, JIM.
jej
didn't know or care about either of them so that means Nintendo won because millennial redditors will always buy the lastest Nintendo products
>don't care
>spent time posting
enjoy your Nintendo dude
A whole lotta pissing and shitting in here. And even more poorfags. Get a job you fucking losers.
man im an idort and I feel like there was nothing on all ends
I dropped being an idort to just be PC + Nintendo since the start of this gen. Can you name a single good game I'm missing out on?
R-Type Final 3 Evolved
Unless you're a casual
Huh. Not worth a whole console but that does look like fun.
Final 3 is basically just an enhanced port of Final 2
>PC + Nintendo
Why the fuck would you still have a Switch if you have a PC?
Multiplayer, no bugsrj4h4g
>Multiplayer
Multiplayer for what? Smash and Splatoon are dogshit for actual children.
Okay, you're just trolling then
They're shit games. That's really all there is to it. I play every genre from fighting games to shooters to RTS and 4X to cRPGs and JRPGs and horror games and platformers and everything in between. Those are just bad games made to keep Japanese kids occupied.
Name a game you like then.
>y-you called my shitty game shit? well then name a game!
The tried and true retard attempt at a gotcha moment. Ok, I'll go with the first Nintendo game I really liked: the original Legend of Zelda.
Shit graphics
Next
What a pathetic attempt at shitposting.
Why do actual retards think that being asked a worthless blanket question like "What games do you like?" after calling a specific game shit scares anyone? Seriously, explain to me why absolute fucking retards think it's such a power question. I even gave a real answer so you can't pretend I shirked away from answering.
Somebody is booty bothered they got asked to name something they like.
>ask a question
>get a direct, honest answer
>"You're mad!"
Someone is a fucking retard.
>stutter posting
Why does being asked what you like terrify you?
It's fun. No games like them on any other platforms no matter how much you cope.
I like physical media and I can't use my PC when I travel for work
Nintendo
>Actual games
>Fun new game released for free day if
Sony
>literally nothing
I have a feeling I'll buy a new laptop with whatever top tier GPU is at the date VIIR2 comes to pc
I hope there's an actual hardware jump, at least battery wise.
Honestly I'd be happier as a PS5 owner if they started remastering and remaking more of their PS1-3 games. It would be a much better way to fill out their schedule
Sony won by a fucking county mile it's not even a contest
>b-but muh exclusives
Toddler tier thinking. I watch these shows for what new trailers and shit. I don't give a FUCK what console they come out on because I'm an adult who makes 40k above min wage and I can afford multiple consoles. If we're talking exclusives then yeah obviously sony lost. If we're talking actual new and interesting looking next gen games? Nintendo is dead in the fucking water.
This. This is how I always feel about directs, state of plays, TGS all that stuff. As an idort I watch these for cool next gen games. I don't watch and think "hehe looks like Sony and Microsoft are gonna miss out on a remake of a 20 year old game khehehe...we won bros..." that shit is for third worlders and literal children. I will play TTYD on my switch and I will play FF remake on my ps5. Suck it.
Fucking this. This board used to be full of idorts but nowadays it feels like less than 3 percent of Ganker is an idort.
I don't give a fuck about exclusives and I'm an idort. Nintendo still had a better showing because the only good game Sony showed was RE4 DLC. Nintendo at least had a few games that I'll play.
when people ask who won they don't mean who put on the better who, they mean who made a better case for buying their console.
Name one single thing shown by sony that looked even playable.
Old Playstation would have showcased this instead of Nintendo.
What the fuck happened?
Sony has abandoned Vanillaware.
>old playstation
This sort of game has always been Nintendo. You would see this on Super Nintendo or GBA. Not shitstation
Grand Knights History and Grand Kingdom both were and remain Playstation exclusive. Just saying.
playstation has a no moron game policy. capcom and square are the exception because they are 100% esg
>What the fuck happened?
Nintendo. As underwhelming as it was it actually had information and games people want.
>People wanted a new f-zero but didn't get it
Wow truly what the audience wants kys
They were both shit, but Sony was more shit
Sony's was a complete waste of time until they showed FF7R2, makes you wonder why they didn't just make their whole direct about it instead.
she won.
sonysisters, we rock this!
when did jim transitioned?
Nintendo, as always
Are Nintendo bros really, unironically, pretending a bunch of remakes, remasters, shitty ports, actual shovelware(like that mobile racing game), game for actual little girls(the Pech game) was better than anything that was shown in the Sony Direct? I'm not saying everything shown in the Sony presentation was worth anything, but FF7 Rebirth alone was more interesting and better than 99% of that Nintendo Direct. You might actually hate video games, have the worst taste imaginable, or just are a cult worshipper of Nintendo if you're really going to pretend any of the garbage that they showed was actually good.
>cybercuck snoygger
Didnt read, also youre gay.
I don't think you know what reaction-images are. Also, thank you for confirming that the reason you're pretending the dogshit, remake, shovelware-filled direct was good, not because you actually believe so, but because you're an immature console warrior who's unironically attached to a company.
Anon. Half the State of Play were remakes, remasters, and shitty ports. Holy fuck dude.
genuinely what is even the point of the shitty "remake" of FF7?
Retards get excited when they see characters and places they recognize, regardless of the context. Those retards especially love over the top time shenanigans and multiverse convergence style bottom of the barrel story telling.
I love how you manchildren manage to consistently and forever on end, seethe over your precious anime story being changed. Like the shit is THAT scared to you that you just can't get over it and need to bitch and shitpost over it all the time.
>I'm an angry gay who likes the smell of Nomura's chuuni shit
Okay.
Square Enix
>Nintendo didn't announce anything new and was all ports except Princess Peach which honestly does not look remotely interesting gameplay wise
>but the show had A NEW FUCKING VANILLAWARE GAME FINALLY HOLY SHIT
>Sony barely showed anything, Spiderman 2 looks good but it's exactly what you'd expect it to be
>but also the show had Tales of Arise DLC and Resident Evil 4 DLC
In both cases the actual first party showing underwhelmed hard but I got things I am extremely excited for beyond that.
didn't announce anything new
Unicorn Overlord.
Peach Showtime.
Side Order.
New SaGa.
SpyXAnya.
Stray Children.
Shiren 6.
Rear Sekai.
it's a coin toss between anya and cloud.
I expected the sonymites to have a bitchfit after their lackluster Absolute State of play and I was not disappointed.
The Sony direct wasn't even as good as an indie world
Snoys are retarded trannies lmao
Nintendo Direct was underwhelming. I pretty much already forgot about the State of Play outside of the trailers for the only two big games they have directly slated right now.
Him and everyone on PC won this year
Why do Pcbros equate Steam with PC?
Still not installing Epic
I do not support ANY DRM platform actually
MS unironically is doing so so so so much more for PC gaming in the past 5 years than Valve has in the past 10. Luv Phil 'ate Gaben Simple as
they were both pretty bad nano
Vile skin nano
One had trannies, the other didn't.
Nintendo - D
Sony - C
I usually enjoy Nintendo's a lot more, but whatever.
Both were shit, just care about the Like a Dragon direct next week. Ichiban and Joryu are better than those anime shit and gaycloud
Nintendo easily.
>Pros
TTYD Remastered
Princess Peach Showtime
SMRPG
Sora Amiibo along with TOTK and XBC3
>Cons
The rest
>Playstation
FF7 Remake Rebirth trailer
RE4 VR mode and Mercenaries
That’s fucking it lmao
>Princess Peach Showtime
Nintendo fans will unironcially, from the bottom of their heart, pretend a game for 6 year old girls is something to look forward to. How are they even real. Not even going to say much about you listing a remaster, remake, and toy DLC unironically. What could be said about it is already self-evident.
PS showcase had tales DLC and ghostrunner 2. Both multiplatform of course but they're definitely worth noting.
Both lost.
Nintendo by far for not being boring.
nintendo's was terrible but it wins by default. there has never been a state of play worth watching, this was no different
I get being disappointed at how Nintendo's direct turned out but considering we're at the end of the Switch lifecycle, it's still better than what we got when the Wii U was on its way out
>Amiibo Festival
>Star Fox Zero
>Tokyo Mirage Sessions
>Color Splash & Paper Jam
>Federation Force
These kids don't remember that nightmare.
>ctrl+F "vanillaware"
>16 results
It is incredibly funny how many of you are too ashamed of the game's actual title to just type it out instead of referring to the game by its developer. You're like self-conscious teenagers trying to order a Rooty-Tooty Fresh and Fruity from IHOP without actually using the name on the menu. Jesus Christ.
>already autist obsessed with pushing this delusion
Weird
Even Twitter is full of people saying "that Vanillaware game" instead of Unicorn Overlord.
Because people are more interested in it based upon the dev pedigree than the game itself, at least for now
I don't know, it's been the preferred way of addressing it in threads since it dropped. Dev pedigree has been the main point of interest before but it hasn't been this bad.
I could be biased because my roommate and I both burst out laughing when the title was revealed.
I think it’s a very funny title too, but I think it’s just the dev pedigree honestly. The game didn’t really sell itself well with its trailer, the title is long, syllable wise, and it’s a new IP
Perhaps so. I'm interested in seeing how it turns out.
People know of and like Vanillaware.
But very few people, even on Ganker, actually played or know how Grand Knights History or Grand Kingdom. Which appear to be the main inspiration behind Unicorn Overlord.
>remaster direct was 80% remasters
the state of nintendo
He does that a lot.
ok snoy
Stop pretending that mentally ills don't come from twitter
Nintendo was maybe a 6-7/10 prior to TTYD and that's being generous, but TTYD brought it up to a fucking 14/10 at least. Sony led with a meme goat simulator tier walking game, showed VR shit I don't care about, had a fucking CHINK FREE TO PLAY GACHA RPG and the second part of the desecration of Final Fantasy VII's corpse. And DLC for Resident Evil 4 remake, which is cool, I guess. So a -2/10.
Even discounting the TTYD remake Nintendo wins by a landslide.
today it was definitely nintendo
>remaster direct featuring a game for 6 year old girls
BING BING WAWEE ZOWEE
nice selfie gay
>no you see the remasters, remakes and shovelware on the SoP were good
kek. now answer the question
I'm inclined to agree
>Nintendo shows F Zero and Peach game(?)
>Sony shows Resident Evil
And even then RE is a capcom property so they have nothing.
CONTRA
PS5/Switch owners.
PC owners*
port begging doesn't seem cool anon
>port begging
I have a Switch and a PS5 and I still emulate Switch games and just wait on ports of PS5 games. Why would I want to play a worse version of games that I can play on my PC?
sounds totally believable
did anyone save the recap copypasta from the sticky, archive only shows last 100 posts
do you really need to ask?
>Mario Wonder
>Mario RPG
>Mario vs. DK
>Luigi's Mansion 2 remake
>PP
>TTYD remake
Ummm Nintendo? Can you mix another franchise in there? Maybe that's a lil too much Mario?
>NNOOOOOO!!! U BIL BYE MAWIO GAYE, FOLLOWED BYE MAWIO GAYE AND ANUDDA MAYROW GAYE.
Neither really won, but Nintendo's was technically the only one with a couple new games. Unity losing harder than any publisher currently is way more interesting than anything I saw.