So why do we hate this? Im playing the full game free trial and it's great.

So why do we hate this?

Im playing the full game free trial and it's great.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because new thing bad
    It may be an objective improvement over the original in every aspect but uuuuhhhhhhh it lacks le sovl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Because new thing bad
      Didn't stop people from enjoying RE4 remake.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It, like the ds remake is inferior to the original. Still better than most modern games I'll give you. Not a high bar though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          RE4 was the first non-RE RE, though. The series ended with CV.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You aren't wrong even if I still like it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It may be an objective improvement over the original in every aspect
      remake zero g ruined the leviathan fight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        how? that fight sucked complete fricking ass
        there is nothing to ruin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >new thing
      You mean:
      >old thing
      >but publisher killed the franchise a decade ago
      >then killed the studio years ago
      >then killed every other IP
      >Noticed they had a somewhat recent IP that people still remembered, but had been dead for 10 years
      >Got some homosexual rejects from across their failed games to "remake" it as a current-year cashgrab
      >they lose the plot and throw away aesthetics/atmosphere
      >alot of pixels tho
      Not buying it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >new thing
      dead space isn't new

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uuuuhhhhhhh it lacks le sovl
      it is though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldn't say every aspect, the zero G controls rotate the player every time they turn and when you use the level out feature it stops you completely and does this awkward turn thing, that could have really been imporved
      also the mining deck ore processing room is a clear down grade
      in the original you would throw the ore into the energy shaft thing to be broken down and it actually grabbed the ore and sucked it in
      in the remake the ore just explodes as soon as it hits the beam and makes zero sense

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prioritizing identity politics in any capacity means I will not purchase your game. No exceptions.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily the full free trial is free.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What identify politics did they add? Hadn't heard about that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony bathrooms

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nothing. half of Ganker just sees trans people when they close their eyes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jacob Temple is bi now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          cross is also trans

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont hate it, but i already played that game in 2008, make something new

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol this
      >played the original a frick ton
      >hear about remake
      >looks great and looks like it plays the same
      >game comes out
      >it does play the same
      >it plays exactly the same
      >i've lost track of how many times i've played this game and i just spent $60 to play it again
      i don't know what i was expecting

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least they didn't frick it up, troony bathrooms aside. It's a small miracle a game made by EA is actually functional and isn't ready to steal your wallet at a moment's notice.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because EA? Hello?
    Because they replaced the original devs that made the game and ruined the franchise, and now they're trying to make money off the old good game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already played it 15 years ago, why would I play a rehash not made by the old creative minds that came up with Dead Space from scratch

      You beloved original devs made Redditisto Protocol.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But they didn't, did you look at CP's credits? Do you think games are made by one person? Wait nevermind this is Ganker, you're looking for (You)s not actual discussion. Carry on.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So why do we hate this?

        Because EA killed Visceral and Dead Space, then in their greed told some expendable losers to give this game their "modern interpretation" so they can sell it again for the price of a new game?

        I actually find it really fricking insulting when zoomer morons say it's "better than the original" when it's aon bunch of pajeets just painting over an old corpse of a old game they never even made in the first place

        No, that's a guy who claimed he was "behind" Dead Space when he wasn't actually responsible for its success and attached himself to some other studio so he could be like "hehe hey guys its me the guy who made dead space im back and im bringing dead space back"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >devs
        Nah its MN9 all over again

        What identify politics did they add? Hadn't heard about that.

        troony bathrooms is all I remember people crying about

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          troony bathrooms

          Lol, of course they did. Oh well, wasn't gonna buy it anyway.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already played it 15 years ago, why would I play a rehash not made by the old creative minds that came up with Dead Space from scratch

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to hate it if you're on a 970 running linux. It's not optimized, because you should be able to run it at 8k ultra with RT on.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hate
    Extremely strong word you're projecting there. I don't even hate Callisto Protocol and that game is dumpster juice

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont get excited for Dead Space Remake

    EA screwed over the Dead Space fanbase by cancelling the Dead Space 4 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the original version at least.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love it. I just had to work in an Artifact autist post.

        lol this
        >played the original a frick ton
        >hear about remake
        >looks great and looks like it plays the same
        >game comes out
        >it does play the same
        >it plays exactly the same
        >i've lost track of how many times i've played this game and i just spent $60 to play it again
        i don't know what i was expecting

        The zero g is a huge mechanical change.

        >mah tranby bathrooms, mah Adam Sandler, mah bad animations and voice acting, mah girlboss

        Never trusting Ganker again, reading all the threads pre release i expected this to be one of the biggest flops of this year but literally everyone including the homosexuals here love it.

        I heard about the troony bathrooms beforehand, and I had to be a few hours in before I realized I'd gone in and out of those bathrooms without noticing them (or even that they were bathrooms). I was too concerned with monster closets and resource scrounging. As far as Adam Sandler, they just made him look like his voice actor. Haven't noticed any girlboss, and this criticism comes from people who liked HL2E2, which had a girlboss SPEECH in the middle of combat.

        >hate
        Who even buys this ?
        Anyone who cared about the game played it back then.
        It looked good visually so there is really no point in paying 60$ for reworked visuals. It's a game from 2008, not a game from 2001. It was never an ugly game.

        The troonyshit is just a rewriting of history. You have to braindead to pay 60$ for this over the original.

        >t. never played because on a potato
        You keep citing $60, like that's more than change. Post your specs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The zero g is a huge mechanical change.
          and every zero g section was worse because of it
          >leviathan fight is just floating in the center occasionally farting a few inches to the left or right instead of zooming away from sweeping tentacles
          >no kino superman flying from cover to cover while going to the asteroid turret
          and off the zero g topic, hammond's death was fricking moronic in the remake

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superman didn't jump from wall to wall. He flew, and that's more like what you do in the remake.

            So per-post then, got it. Thanks.

            Specs. I know you won't do it because you have a Russet.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and that's more like what you do in the remake.
              no you just float like a gay little fairy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played it in 2009. Why would I play it again ?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mah tranby bathrooms, mah Adam Sandler, mah bad animations and voice acting, mah girlboss

    Never trusting Ganker again, reading all the threads pre release i expected this to be one of the biggest flops of this year but literally everyone including the homosexuals here love it.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hate
    Who even buys this ?
    Anyone who cared about the game played it back then.
    It looked good visually so there is really no point in paying 60$ for reworked visuals. It's a game from 2008, not a game from 2001. It was never an ugly game.

    The troonyshit is just a rewriting of history. You have to braindead to pay 60$ for this over the original.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Adam Sandler, bros.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how much does EA pay you guys? Is it per-post?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you like anything I can't afford, you're a pajeet shill.
      Every time.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So per-post then, got it. Thanks.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its good.
    Callisto protocol is the shit one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Embarrassingly shit. I feel bad for the devs.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The necromorphs look even less varietable than a fricking ps3 game

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protip, if you didn't get it from the OP.

    The game is free now.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its the same fricking game, they literally changed nothing except for the textures

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its the same fricking game, they literally changed nothing except for the textures
      Nope try again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont believe me? I stopped playing after the first hour, I might as well have been playing the original and I wouldn't know, not enough of an upgrade for me to care, look at RE4 for example, many upgrades make it feel like a fresh experience

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I cleared it. I don't need to believe you. The game is very different. I can see how you wouldn't notice that the very first hour though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know, im enjoying it more personally cuz the combat feels cooler
      but frick i wish the necros would do that dash thing again, im on hard and theyre not doing it
      i heard that's a bug but im not sure

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stuttering

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't. At first we did because we thought Calisto Protocol was gonna be the true successor to the franchise. That turned out to be a humongous bust so we begrudgingly gave new Dead Space a chance and it turned out to be one of the best remakes of all time.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may not like it, but the Remake is objectively the better game

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i beat the original last week and beat it yesterday on hard and am now playing the remake
    it's fricking awesome, the combat feels much better
    i thought isaac talking would ruin the atmosphere for me but it didn't
    also i am aware people have performance issues with this game and i dont want to be the "works on my machine guy" but when i frame limited it to 60 fps it ran fine

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new details where you can see the enemies tissue and bone chip away are fricking wicked. Burning away their flesh and exposing their skeletons is also cool as frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude ikr
      i recently upgraded my rig from a 1660 supe to a 4070 and i was worried i wasted my money cuz there is no game taking advantage of my card i want to play
      but holy frick this shit makes it all feel worth it to see it in 1440p ultra

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who's all "I'm not buying it because it's the same/it's woke/EA killed Visceral/trannies/etc," post your specs. Here's mine.
    >inb4 PAYPIG CONSOOMER SHILL PAJEET NJUDEA GOYSLOP INCEL troony GLOBOhomosexual BUZZWORD

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that really it? people couldn't run it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The full game is now available for free. And your specs dont whiten your dark skin.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I had dark skin, I'd be playing it on my PS5 (which I also own, sadly). You're stealing, so that means you're blacker than I am.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, they are the ones who used an easily bypassable method to offer a time-limited trial.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dey da wunz dat made us abul tew bye EBT kardz

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played it too. It's an objective upgrade to everything except the actors and the character design

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's pretty hard to match the original actors to be fair

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could've hired them again but it's probably too expensive to just pick literal whos from hollywood

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who liked the remake overall, what I didn’t like was
    >the troony bathrooms
    >black women inserted in all the CEC propaganda
    >The actors for Hammond and Kyne are objectively worse and it ain’t even funny
    >Hammond doesn’t do shit but crawl through the vents the whole game now and gets killed by hallucinating one slasher rather than going out fighting a brute like he did in the original
    >the new zero g sections are cool but the leviathan boss fight is just strafing mid air and moving slightly to dodge tentacles like the anon above said
    >Isaac’s character model is made to look so close to Gunner Wright that he no longer is himself and even has the wrong eye color.
    The intensity director thing is kinda cool I guess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >normal bathrooms are now a troony thing
      do mutts really

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black women inserted in all the CEC propaganda
      To be fair, you'd expect an in-universe shady corpo half ran by cultists to have this kind of PR tactics.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, my thoughts exactly
        LOOK GUIS WE ARE SO DIVERSE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH! TEEHEE!

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is there no mode where you play hammond and kendra to see what they were doing

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing the full game through the free trial as well and the game is just kind of boring.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animations suck dick

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been a fan of Dead Space since I played the old demo back in early 2008 on Xbox360 I I know what I'm talking about when I talk about this game and this is how I feel

    The Good
    >Combat is perfected. everything feels as smooth as Dead Space 2 and cutting a necromorph into little chunks feels awesome
    >The weapons feel a lot more balanced I found myself using my other weapons a lot more than just sticking to the plasma cutter
    >The USG Ishimura feels fully realised now. everything being connected really helps to make the ship feel alive now that the levels no longer end with a trip to the tram
    >Gore is fantastic across the board
    >Necromorphs all look great and sound great.
    >Graphics look super nice.
    >Line Gun is a fricking beast now and it's alt fire is Godly
    >I liked a lot of the story changes like Chen being a bigger focus and Mercer being a more threatening villain
    >The Turret sections feel fun now
    >improved boss fights
    >Zero G feels great
    >I liked the side quests
    >Isaac adds a lot to the game as he finally gives his inputs and makes most of the dissensions without becoming a chatter box
    >Game kept true to the lore and world of Dead Space keeping it feeling bleak and nasty
    >Game even got a few little jumps out of me despite me being accustomed to Dead Space

    The shit I didn't like
    >Game is way too dark at times to the point you can't see shit.
    >Kendra being less evil
    >Pulse rifle is shit now
    >Animations can be a bit janky
    >I don't like how Isaac looks under the helmet they should've just stuck with his DS2 design
    >Kyne is very boring now and his voice actor sucks compared to the OG
    >Mercer's death is lame
    >The posters and uni sex bathroom shit is dumb
    >Game is way too easy halfway through nowhere as hard as Dead Space 2
    >Final jump scare sucks
    >No new Necromorphs or guns
    >EA for killing visceral

    I will still play the OG but If someone did start with the remake to get into the series I don't think it's a bad start.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm feeling the opposite when it comes to difficulty. Maybe I'm too accustomed to DS2 after N runs on Zealot/Hardcore, but the remake plays a bit differently and feels harder as a result.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pulse rifle is shit
      excuse me you used any weapon besides the plasma cutter in 1? cuz i didnt
      the game punished you if you did anything but use your plasma cutter on hard

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