Some guy on a horse with a pointy stick is now one of the deadliest melee fighters in the galaxy. FRICK GW

Some guy on a horse with a pointy stick is now one of the deadliest melee fighters in the galaxy

FRICK GW

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that you have to take the new Lord Solar to take Scions as troops?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they str 4? Dafuq humans are supposed to be S+T 3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because horses are stronk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That should only apply when charging.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Catachans don't need to charge to be str 4

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Attilans might be as naturally strong as catachans like the other guy said

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Catachans were always strength 4. Maybe you should lift more

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Those aren't Catachans, tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >mogged by MONGOLIAN BVLLS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >always
        No

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So these dudes on horses are as strong and as tough as space marines? Yikes.

    Also that "Hunting Lance" is powerful as frick. Lmao GW is nuts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Goad is much stronger.
      You get the best of both worlds AND the added mortal wounds against veichles.
      Damge 3 is good but you're playing guard, you have way more than enough ways to dispense it from afar, whilist the other lance will land twice as many hits as the melta tip with a relevant AP and still enough damage to clear heavy infantry out of the objective you're trying to take.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Some guy on a horse with a pointy stick is now one of the deadliest melee fighters in the galaxy

    GW: Hurr, the models are big, that means they shud be really powerful!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rough Riders are good after being basically unusable in 8th. Cope Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They've been shit since at least 3rd, nice to see the pendulum swing.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guard are the coolest army and should have cool rules just like every other army and its stupid-ass "I ignore invulns, I ignore half damage, I reroll everything, I don't have an invuln so it can't be ignored."

    Every faction deserves to be rad-as-frick and effective. The Guard are more iconic to 40k than anything except Space Marines and Eldar so GO FRICK YOURSELF YOU DUMB FRICKING SUBHUMAN.

    t. The Lord Solar.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint: the Guard are lame and not iconic at all due to being indistinguishable from starship troopers

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >some guys riding horses are now superior to eldar jetbikers
    >WE WUZ SHINING SPEARZ NOW

    How can eldar players cope?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How can eldar players cope?
      Dakka solves everything

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >newbies seething over hunting lances
    >m-muh power level THE TABLETOP ISN'T CANON he cries as the 400 year old genetically engineered warrior in power armor dies because a bomb on a stick got shoved in his face

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ha, good

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit that's good. I can already see those cav-spam armies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ah frickballs. I'm in the planning stages of a praetorian guard army and was gonna use rough riders to fill my fast attack slots. These rules are gonna make me look like an butthole though.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >guard hunting lances are deadlier than lances used by custodes and eldar
    >better than the chainsword that marine bikers use

    Why haven't you taken the horse pill yet? Reject (jet)bikes, return to horse

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see this get nerfed a month after people have mass bought and received Rough Riders.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Some guy on a horse with a pointy stick is now one of the deadliest melee fighters in the galaxy
    don't worry anon, he'll get his nerf once the preorders have shipped!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >don't worry anon, he'll get his nerf once the preorders have shipped!
      This. This is the new business model.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do people really by models for the stats?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What else would they buy them for? The models don't even look good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WACgays do.

        What else would they buy them for? The models don't even look good.

        Once upon a time people bought the models because they looked good, and to fit army themes. Not so much nowadays due to how the game """culture""" has changed.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The footslogger fears the pointy stick

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and yet you still play the game.

    Abandon GW, find peace. It's a better life.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    40k horsegirls when?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Two str 6/8 ap4 3d attacks isn't op, what the frick are you talking about?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >codex still not out
    >chuds already screaming "NERF NERF"

    Really?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it worked on the Votann

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >codex still not out
    >corporate white knights already in full defense mode

    Really?

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