Someone just picked up a materia containing the memories and knowledge you gained throughout your life.

Someone just picked up a materia containing the memories and knowledge you gained throughout your life. What magic or skill did they just learn?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to mod Diablo 2 in very specific contexts that are of no practical purpose even in the incredibly niche hobby that is Diablo 2 modding.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the power to jerk off 7 times a day

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the power to fail out of college after your gf of 3 years breaks up with you, and then you work in call centers the rest of your life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Won't AI replace call centers soon-ish?
      You should get a degree or something

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably for the retail call centers where it's just dealing with order issues. i imagine it will be a longer while with places like hospitals or tech support. i can't afford to go back to school and start over again at this point.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To put a piece of toilet paper in the bowl before shitting so the water doesn't splash your taint.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Entirely too much about possible new synthesis routes of common drugs, especially ketamine.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muay Thai, alcoholism, vidya burnout.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Antisemitism

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They gained the skill called check the early life, which allows them to detect the hook nosed tribe.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They learn the "Apathy" spell

    Targets under the effect of this spell are rendered impervious to negative debuffs, however, they are also unable to receive benefits from positive buffs

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ability to maintain the depression debuff for years at a time without it capping out and triggering the suicide effect.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being able to achieve sexual climax in under 5 minutes by pure thought alone with no physical stimulation

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to do a standing backflip and the moonwalk

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depression. xxDDD

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He become a dicky expert

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being really angry at everything

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ability to completely disregard adult women

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    green thumb

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the knowledge that FF7R Is a pile of shit.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slack off

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they just got good at playing yoshi in super smash bros melee competitively

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beetarded
    >Autistic hyperfixation on entomology allows the user to call upon the summon "bee swarm".

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well they sure know a lot of porn star names now, along with useless Simpsons and Beavis & Butt-head trivia.
    May God have mercy on their soul.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autistic Knowledge of Kirby Lore.
    IBS.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doom

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They recieve madness.
    Self inflicts doom, steadily drains mp, and permanently applies slow. When mp runs out confusion and berserk status will replace slow. It also automatically equips and can't be removed.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it ends up just making you tired when you hold it.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The power to procrastinate your life away

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to therapy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sturdy(Pokémon abilty,1hp)
    Maxed out resilience
    Maxed out will to solve problems
    Pic rel basically

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pictomancy
    beast mastery

    they can only create and control imaginary creatures

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