Sonic

The first game is actually so dogshit do people really think that classic sonic is good also include this garbage ass game? For going fast the game sure does love to make you fucking wait for blocks to move in marble zone, shit to move in spring yard zone, and labryinth zone is just the worst thing ever fucking concieved. Not to mention if you die to a boss i hope you like having zero fucking rings for it

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    press down unironically, become hedgehog.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literal toddler game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lets see your completed save file with all 6 emeralds then oh wait you're just a retarded gay that doesnt even deserve a fucking (you)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >sonic 1
        >save file
        have a nice day. have a nice day. have a nice day. have a nice day. have a nice day.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          get over yourself retard you get what i mean

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fucking
        imagine
        being bad
        at baby games
        for children

        Couldn't possibly be me

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I concede and yield

          sonic 1 is still dogshit though

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The original sonic is actually the easiest sonic. It's short and there are only 6 emeralds.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Also,
          >Sonic1
          >7 emeralds
          You have some explaining to do, anon.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >reading comprehension

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Sonic 1 rom hack
          You didn't beat the game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Sonic Forever
            >Romhack
            You fucking retard.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic 1... le BAD
    So sick of this forced meme, not even gonna bother reading the rest of your gay drivel.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad but not great either. 2/6 of the game are ass and i'm not fond of starlight either with all those fucking bombs

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >jumping well before you can see what you're jumping to
      awful game design

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Arcade game design

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >DUHH THIS ONE SPEEDRUNNING CLIP OF ONE SECTION IN THREE ACTS OF THIS SHITTY ZONE MEANS ITS GOOD ACTUALLY
        have a nice day

        Now show someone doing that section when they haven't practiced 500 times over.

        Awful example 90% of that shit is blind jumps

        Zoomers malding over that webm lol.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck you, I have been gaming since the 90s. Sonic was never good. It has style and a killer soundtrack, but the gameplay itself is dogshit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're supposed to play the game over and over again to get good at it. Speed is a reward, not handed to you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >REEEE I NEED TO SEEEEEEEEEE TO PLAY A CHILDREN'S GAME
        >I NEED TO SOOOOOOOM
        Imagine being (You) and being bad at video games. Sad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >DUHH THIS ONE SPEEDRUNNING CLIP OF ONE SECTION IN THREE ACTS OF THIS SHITTY ZONE MEANS ITS GOOD ACTUALLY
      have a nice day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Now show someone doing that section when they haven't practiced 500 times over.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The game is like 2 hours long retard. You're supposed to play it again and, yes, speedrun it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >it gets good on your fifth run through! Trust me!
          Good design is a game that is fun both the first time and the 10th time. I don't care if there "intention" was for you to replay it over and over, that doesn't make it good.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >HAHHAH BRO I POST RETARDED "OPINION" I OBVIOUSLY DONT BELIEVE HAHAHA FANNY
            Is this the way to farm upboats on reddit or something?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Every game should be played once and then trashed? How much money do you think children in the 90s had?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That is not what I fucking said you disengenous gay. I said a good game is one that is good BOTH the first time and the 10th time, not games that are only good the 10th time.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >not games that are only good the 10th time.
                Good thing that doesn't apply here then eh?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Good design is a game that is fun both the first time and the 10th time
            Good thing that applies to every mainline classic Sonic game then.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Old games were literally made to be replayed hundreds of times and memorized. Many of them are unbeatable without memorization.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And? That doesn't suddenly make it a good thing. Megaman games were fantastic at making challenging gameplay that didn't require memorization (with some exceptions like the bullshit falling spike rooms)

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Megaman games were fantastic at making challenging gameplay that didn't require memorization
            If yo don't memorize boss patterns, you're fucked

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You just admitted you are wrong.
            That doesnt mean its a good design, but thats how games were made back then because they were like 1,5h long max.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >You just admitted you are wrong
              Wrong about fucking what? What the actual shit are you talking about? I never said old games weren't meant to replayed

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                seething

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Answer the damn question. What exactly was I wrong about? Quote me word for word what you are referring to

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >didn't require memorization
            bro the entire series gimmick is tied to memorizing what weapon each boss is weak to and what order to play each stage to not get curbed stomped

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Huh??? Yes, figuring out what weapons work on which boss is a big part of megaman games, but how is that memorization? Memorization would only come into play on replays, which is not what I'm talking about. "Solving" the bosses weakness isnt a matter of memorization on a first play.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                oh so you're just an ESL that doesn't know what words mean.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Awful example 90% of that shit is blind jumps

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WHOA! HES SO GOOD!!!!
      I hope the author of them at webm dies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ESL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The posts that made zoomers 41% themselves.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kino.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still so mad that Origins Amy plays nothing like Advance Amy, she was such a cool character in Advance.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They used Superstars' version of Amy for consistency, and in that game she needed to be able to keep up with the other characters for co-op.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's so cool

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Meanwhile, in another part of marble zone

      ?t=285
      Even a literal TAS has significant downtime

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 1 is the only good sonic game.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 1 didn't really realize what a "Sonic game" was supposed to be yet, so many of its levels are designed like a traditional platformer where you have to move slow and precisely.
    It's not a bad game unless you're a retard who doesn't understand that being able to go fast doesn't mean you must go fast at all times.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Speed is a reward for skilled play.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >skilled play
      >doing simething over and over until you have memorized it
      What skill?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it, why are you here if you hate video games? Why not do something else, like comitting suicide? I can promise no one will be that affected

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So anyone who had to practice anything, aren't skilled?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >doing simething over and over until you have memorized it
        that's literally what skill is retard

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sanic 2 is the best classic sanic game.
    >robotnik's theme
    >chemical plant zone
    >casino nights zone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that's 3&K, arguably Mania.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        2&K is better than 3&K, though. 3's levels just don't compare to 2's.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >3's levels just don't compare to 2's.
          Yeah, they exceed them, which is exactly why 3&K is better than 2.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Mania
        No. Mania was only a 1/4th of a new sonic game, the rest of it was a memberberry fest.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Mania was only a 1/4th of a new sonic game
          Factually wrong, more than half of it was new content.
          >b-buh
          New level layouts, new gimmicks, new bosses. Cope.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I buy a new game expecting new content.

            I do not want to play old levels. If I want to play old levels, I'll play the original. Rehashing levels is something I expect from shitty fan mods, not a full-priced game.

            Keep drinking semen gay.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Most of Mania is new content.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There are 12 levels, 4 of which are brand new to Sonic.

                A fourth of the game is new content.
                >but muh remixed levels!
                I buy a game for new content, not shitty fan hack material.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I buy a game for new content
                And that's what Mania provides for the vast majority of it's run time. Cope harder, moron.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >m-muh new levels
                Why does that matter when the returning zones still adds new bosses, game mechanics and new layout that are actually good?
                The game is not made for you, dipshit. Get over it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The reused levels are still the best versions of those stages. Mania Flying Battery beats the absolute piss out of the OG version.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It still would've been better to have a brand new original level
            >but my heckin' older sonic levels!
            You have a memberberry addiction. Seek help.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody's arguing it wouldn't have been better to have all new levels, but its still reductionist to write off the original level design for all the reused levels. At that point you're just getting mad at sprite assets.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >but its still reductionist to write off the original level design for all the reused levels.
                Pardon me for having a bare minimum of standards.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I only care if the level looks different
                >I totally have standards

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's not having standards, you gay, you just have an autistic hang up over fucking assets.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sanic
      >in 2023
      You can just say Sonic anon, nobody is going to mock you for it.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The first game is actually so dogshit
    No, thats Sonic 2.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2 came out really soon after the first game, and by that time, the franchise was carried by the greatness that was Green Hill Zone and the marketing machine.

    Sonic 2 is a much more fun game

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's how everyone feels after just having cleared Sonic 1. You'll get over it and realize it was alright considering everything.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why cant kids recognize that context matters
    the market at the time of this game's release matters
    the fact that platforming games were still fairly new as a concept entirely, and the speed you could achieve even in this relatively slow sanic game, was still by far one of the highest of all games out at that time
    its a good game it was a good game it put the character on the map and defined a console and an era and a genre and a generation (of autists)

    its a good game fuck roblox

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Glad I wasn't born post 2000s, imagine struggling at a fucking toddler game. Sonic is no where as hard as shit like Rayman 1.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn I somehow forgot how fucking retarded classic sonic fans are.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >gets utterly BTFOd by classicGAWDS
      >starts crying like a bitch and throwing insults
      lol, lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Explain how I got "BTFO". literally all you shitheads can say is "zoomer" and "thats how old games were!" Neither of which are fucking legitimate arguements. I grew up playing all kinds of platformers including classic sonic, and I've always found them to be thoroughly mediocre.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          hahaha zoomer thats how old games were!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You were btfo the moment you started whining and seething about one of the easiest platformers the literal babies can play and beat by admitting to being an actual brainlet that can't into basic video game controls.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic, as in the original game for the Genesis, is the single best jump and run game of all time and also one of the best games in general. I don't care what anybody else says.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually kino

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost as if Sonic wasn't only about going fast but also about platforming. Sonic 1 is the best Sonic game ever made btw

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The game is alright if you know what's up ahead, otherwise it will hit you with a cheapshot

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario
    He stomps on the goomba and the turtle. 1 boss repeated 8 times.
    >Sonic
    H-he fast. Also enemy variety is big. All unique bosses.

    Mario sucks wwwwww
    Sonic revolutionary

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really get filtered by Sonic 1? I'm a zoomer and I was able to beat it when i was like 10 on the mobile port

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Marble Zone made me love Sonic

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 2 is godlike. Here, I'll prove it:

    https://www.youtube.com/live/ebma5dQG7js?si=0SykSRLZjZPJIyi_

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why does Ganker exclusively mald over zoomers and only zoomers? i never see this anywhere on the internet but Ganker. Nobody except fucking gay ass 27+ millennials bitch about sonic, and it's always the same types that complain about "OOOHH THE CLUNKYNESS" when going back to PS1. It's fucking zoomers and "zillennial" ages still playing ps1 and sonic 1 totally fine. Fucking gays you're the reason we're never getting another mania. or hell another adventure game, i strongly doubt sega can manage to beat frontiers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >we're never getting another mania.
      It's called Superstars.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      frontiers is so fucking boring and repetitive i finished the knuckles portion of the story and decided to call it quits

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