Sonic

So let me get this straight. Sonic is not allowed to have any character development or indication of family under any circumstances. But the terrorist warlord is allowed to be sympathetic because he loves his daughter. Sega is retarded.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was Amy, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman who grew, not Sonic. And that's fine.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what do CWC think about it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is he keeping up with Sonic trends from prison?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Newfag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love rondo duo.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think theirs an actual Sega mandate that allows every other character to grow except Sonic. I think it has something to do with Ken Penders.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, from what I remember it has really strict rules about every character. Like, some can only appear as parts of specific groups rather than making arbitrary appearances. I think I remembered that because of people grumbling that it applied to someone like Blaze.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think I remembered that because of people grumbling that it applied to someone like Blaze.
        With who? Silver?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it's Penders

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sage. She's an A.I created by Eggman. They develop a father-daughter relationship over the course of the story. Yes, really.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like an oc from some shitty fanfiction

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's because she is. She's really popular despite that, because I guess bad fanfic is suddenly okay when it's an official product.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bad fanfiction is always okay. Video games aren't serious business.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sonicfag OCs honestly have better designs at this point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks like an oc from some shitty fanfiction

        Sega kinda remind me of Rei from Evangelion. Even Sage's voice is almost identical to Rei, not to mention that some of the titans guardians are looks like the Angels or Eve units.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She shares Rei's VA in both English and Japanese so it was probably intentional

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEGA finally doing something to appeal to the japanese market with Sonic

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic is supposed to be a free spirited drifter. Family or children would anchor him. It's ok for Robotnik to have those because he's Sonic's antithesis.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sega is a company run by literal, actual monkeys. What the fuck do you want?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omelette was so popular that Sega might have been convinced to let go on their rules a bit in order to have a canon version of her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sage is a ripoff of like three different characters. Mecha, Phage, and Omelette. Why the hell does everyone want Eggman to have a daughter?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because eggman is the only good sonic character and him having a kid is a good dynamic to get more out of him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eggman is the only character allowed to have ANY character development whatsoever. Sega actively prevents everyone else from growing and changing. have a nice day, corporate apologist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so sega is the one undergoing character development?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 06 was one of the first games I played as a kid. I was 4 when it released and I remember getting Sonic the Hedgehog and an Xbox360 for Christmas.

    It's still my favorite game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice bait post anon.

      This guy didn't really like Frontiers while saying it had potential btw

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love his daughter too

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sage is not Eggette/Omelet. These fusions are ridiculous.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sage is not Eggette/Omelet.
        You're right. Sage is canon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MY NEW HYPER DIGITAL DAUGHTER!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not his daughter, she's his dickywife.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watched all of the eggman-sage cutscenes on youtube. I enjoyed it. Just wish we got to see more of the bantery side of eggman.
    I liked his jab at sonic about him not being slow enough but he could have made another joke instead of reusing the same joke when he game sonic the chaos emerald.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic is already at the peak of his growth, he's the paragon who teaches everyone around him.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sonic's fine as he is. he's occasionally insightful and a good friend, even though he gets ahead of himself sometimes. the fact that the game allowed everyone else to grow is it's crowning achievement.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not allowed to have family under any circumstances
    >What are Sonia and Manic and their collective mother

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found this picture underneath Sage's mattress.
    Care to explain?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats not a picture thats a jif you dumfuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a very advanced bed.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait this bitch is actually his daughter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was an AI program he made that was given increased self-awareness due to Cyber Space

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Human shows more sapience than a literal animal
    Shocking

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eggman has a daughterwife now
    well shit

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still in shock that the emotional core of the ending is about Eggman's grief, or that the One OK Rock song is from Eggman's perspective. Absolutely insane shit, I love it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except he immediately brings her back in the post credits. This plot is dumb as fuck.

      Also there is the whole part of Sonic not having any reaction to her sacrifice. He just hugs his friends and leaves. She even begged him to look after Eggman in her final moments, but Sonic doesn't even go to see how Eggman is doing. This plot is shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would have liked this if they didn't completely ruin it 30 seconds later by bringing her back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro she's still dead. Eggman is gonna hack into cyberheaven next game and probably stir up something nasty again trying to rescue his a.i daughter.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sega let Omlette be canon
    >Nintendo will never EVER let Boswette be canon
    Pain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not remotely the same character

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sage cute and funny?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What’s she doing

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