Sonic Celebration Thread

Now that it's officially confirmed the Mario movie will be shit, let's us this thread to celebrate the best video game movies ever made, Sonic the Hedgehog 1 and 2.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mario movie trailer was better than both Sonic films. Cope harder Sonicucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic movie couldn't even include music from the actual games lmao, alvin and chipmunks garbage

      How many minions funko pops are they paying you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he says shilling Olive Garden and NCIS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you still suck gay

      Sonic movie couldn't even include music from the actual games lmao, alvin and chipmunks garbage

      The cope is real.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boy dicky

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          willy, if you would

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

            FUCK YOU PEDO BITCH

            TAILS IS A FORCED MEME DISCORD PSY OP EMASCULATION AGENDA GROOMING GANG STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon, thats a pretty weird thing to say, a little silly even...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                After all this time, we won.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                After all this time, we won.

                GO BACK

                FUCKING GO BACK

                BETA MALES ARE NOT SONIC. YOU ARE THE TUMOR THATS DESTROYING SONIC'S MEMETIC SALIENCY

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                tails literally saved the sonic franchise on multiple occasions

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tails in skirts and dresses is my kryptonite.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                same

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Be real OP, you probably didn't even watch the Sonic movies, the only reason you've made this thread is because you're obsessed with fetishizing Tails' design.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          got him kek.
          t. loved the sonic movies and was disappointed as soon as I entered thread

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

            DEMASCULATION AGENDA IN EFFECT

            KILL THEM ALL 1932

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lighting and colors of the mario movie look pretty, but everything else looks shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are fucking delusional. Outside of the animation and environmental lighting (and Bowser), the Mario movie does not compare. Like, at all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario’s first trailer blows the fuck out of Sonic’s first trailer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ITS BEEN OVER 30 FUCKING YEARS AND YOU FAGS HAVE BEEN ARGUING ABOUT THE SAME SHIT.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And this will be argued long after Nintendo and Sega cease to exist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It brings a tear to my eye.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah you still suck gay

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic movie couldn't even include music from the actual games lmao, alvin and chipmunks garbage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just watched 2 yesterday. It was a pretty fun movie. Like to see how they're going to do Shadow.

      You can blame the people in charge of the American OST for that. Japan got this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit I hate holywood so much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because SEGA doesn't own them retard, none of the classic era tracks are legally own by them. Nintendo made Mario's music retard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >none of the classic era tracks are legally own by them
        Yes they are, Sonic 1/2 dumbass. They just don't own *some* of the tracks from Sonic 3K, retard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They do not own GHZ. It's by a Japanese band and they have the rights over it. They have to pay them to use it, hence why in most of the reason Sonic games with GHZ in it the music is changed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic 2's ending theme, green hill and starlight zone are owned by a Japanese band called dreams come true

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes they are, Sonic 1/2 dumbass.
          they literally have to pay the original composer to use any track from those games you moron lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pathetic cope gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That hasn't been an issue post classics. Sega owns everything Jun worked on unless you think Crush 40 is a real independent band.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't own 1 and 2. They only own the non jackson tracks of 3k

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cope: the thread

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedophile, Luigi will always be a better character, and he's a Mario recolor lmao.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sonic movies will probably be better, but even Illumination's worst selling film did better than both of them so

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah the typical Nintendo child, where if something sucks then you just fall back on "muh sales".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are pokemon fans, very different creatures

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Muh Pokemon Company
          And there's the second defense you gays always use.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >genesisfags’ main defense of the console and thus sonic’s legacy is that it nearly outsold the super nintendo
        A tale as old as time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        The cope is real.

        https://i.imgur.com/6ViaTT4.gif

        Now that it's officially confirmed the Mario movie will be shit, let's us this thread to celebrate the best video game movies ever made, Sonic the Hedgehog 1 and 2.

        FUCK OFF... NOW

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are segautists making this about themselves?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Nintentoddlers ruin the board every single time there's a Nintendo announcement.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, there were people spending fucking MONTHS going off about whether or not the Mario movie would compare to the Sonic ones. From the moment a Mario film was announced even.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >From the moment a Mario film was announced even.
        The Mario movie was announced before the first Sonic movie was announced

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic barely acted like Sonic in these movies. He’s a guy that loves adventure, not some abandoned little kid looking for a nice mixed race family. You could replace the cast with any cuddly alien animal and it would make more sense.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every Sonic continuity is different.

      Mario’s first trailer blows the fuck out of Sonic’s first trailer.

      >takes solace in looking better than the initial shit trailer
      If that's all you have going for you, then you're even more pathetic than I realized.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What else are you going to compare? The Mario movie isn't out yet you dumbass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >. He’s a guy that loves adventure, not some abandoned little kid looking for a nice mixed race family
      He literally does this in both, you're just a pollack that needs to die off for being a useless sack of shit.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the best video game movie ever made
    *blocks your path*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's not silent hill

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >silent hill
        >good

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sanic movies were fine but the best vidya film is still Mortal Kombat '95.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the best video game movie ever made
      *blocks your path*

      That's the right answer, no video game movie will top this:

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing how the movie got a lukewarm reception but that theme song became a fucking cultural phenomenon.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trilogy lost me when they wanted to pander hard to fujoshits with Shadow and not give a kino Metal Sonic showdown.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow is literally one of the most popular members of the cast. Wasting a 3rd film on Metal would have been sheer stupidity. They made the right call.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        An absolute waste of a plot based on pandering. I will not move from my stance.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And you think going for a relatively niche character like Metal Sonic isn't pandering?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you want a Metal Sonic movie, then just watch the OVA again. It's already one of the best Sonic non-vidya things ever made.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would do they do Metal? The OVA already exists, any further Metal movies will just be that but worse.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the mario movie will outsell both sonic movies combined
    tick tock

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody here has been arguing against the idea the Mario movie will make more sales than at the very least the first Sonic film. That's to be expected, given the mindless drones attached to Nintendo who will ingest literally anything they shit out.

      What is being argued against is how the Mario film looks like in comparison, which outside of some choice elements in the trailer, it looks like actual dogshit so far.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fully animated
        >Actually takes place in the settings of the game
        On these bases alone, this movie already beats the Sonic movies.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >takes place in the settings of the game
          It's literally an isekai film. It will most likely start with Mario being in a real world analogue before getting sent to the Mushroom Kingdom.

          You are also arguing like Sonic has some coherent setting even IN the games. Especially when other pieces of media in separate continuities always vary in how they depict their worlds. Sonic X even started the whole fucking trend of the two worlds to begin with.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The primary difference is that Mario is isekai'd into an actually exciting setting as opposed to typical hollywood shit where
            >Hey look at all this cool Asgard architecture
            >Lolno, here's New Mexico
            >Wow this Kree planet looks pretty cool
            >Lolno here's Los Angeles
            >Oh cool, it's like Green Hill brought to life
            >Lolno, here's bumfuck no where
            The fact that it's taking advantage of the environment where the character dwells puts it above all of these
            >Sonic X even started-
            Nobody likes Sonic X.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >an actually exciting setting
              Imagine thinking this.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry we aren't getting an hour and a half of Mario sitting in the car with some boring middle aged D list comedian, in some shithole urban city.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fuck is isekai you fucking retard lmao. I'm not learning anymore of your dumbass terms you got from anime.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm using a term that the poster I replied to used, dumb fuck.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Twitter anime secondary stop acting retarded calling everything an Isekai challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meds.

              Sorry we aren't getting an hour and a half of Mario sitting in the car with some boring middle aged D list comedian, in some shithole urban city.

              >sitting in the car
              You didn't watch it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr what is hyperbole
                He still spends much more time in the car than necessary for a film about a fucking cartoon hedgehog.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe and go back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >given the mindless drones attached to Nintendo who will ingest literally anything they shit out.
        as opposed to Sonic fans who totally wont lap up SEGAs diarrhea and then defend it with an autistic rage

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's pokecucks. You fags keep trying to push this agenda but sonicfags shit on sonic the most

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Sonicfags are so pathetic that they only have 2 mediocre children's movies to brag about and cling to since the whole franchise is dogshit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he says, defending a shitty Illumination film

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how Sonicfags are so pathetic that they only have 2 mediocre children's movies to brag about and cling to since the whole franchise is dogshit.

        It's not even out yet
        Now kiss and make up

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only good thing to come out of the sonic franchise is tails bussy

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mario movie looks better than the Sonic movies. Sorry.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sonic Movies are hot garbage. It was literally Alvin in the Chipmunks and reddit memes mixed in, the producers also had zero passion or history with the actual games, while the Mario Movie looks like it had a ton of care and effort put into it, really my only gripe would be Mario's voice, while the Sonic Movies have tons of issues to back up and call out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Sonic movies had actual Sonic VAs, Mario doesn't. Now tell me which one has more care.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Idris Elba as Knuckles
        Yeah, SURE they cared

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          In game Knuckles was always cancerous sounding. Idris is the only Knuckles that is Knuckles.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally only one, and Charles Martinet is going to be in the movie somewhere. Cope and seethe.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone but Tails got recasted.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now say all of this without guzzling Miyamoto's cock or using buzzwords.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both directors literally worked on shadow the hedgehog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://segaretro.org/Shadow_the_Hedgehog/Production_credits
      Director's name is right there in CG production. Same with 06.

      https://twitter.com/fowltown/status/1562106975680270337

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lets be real, the sonic moves were decent but could have been WAY better.
    >20 minute wedding scene
    >knuckles is now retarded/black

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >knuckles is now retarded
      >now
      Post discarded. Movie Knuckles is the best the character has been in actual fucking decades.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knuckles has always been black.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratt is better than James Marsden and that annoying garden gnome they got to voice Sonic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all really hot. That's all that matters.

      >the best video game movie ever made
      *blocks your path*

      >Mortal Kombat
      >not Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
      ISHYGDDT.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Knuckles is retarded
    >now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take an easy on him. He was from tribe.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 2 > Mario Movie > Sonic 1.

    Sonic 1 was just a "thank god it wasn't anything worse" tier and nothing more. not actually good, just not complete cancel'd tier since they fixed the design. The second movie was legit fun and enjoyable. This Mario movie is likely going to be the opposite, where it was the design of Sonic that made the original take a shit show, Chris Pratt Mario is just going to be retarded all the way through. Funny that for both movies the main bad guy is what will carry the movie from being unwatchable.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way Sonicfags legit think their movie was good, it dont even have game music whereas Mario does. Sonic movie literally had to get shitted on heavily by the whole world just to get a decent redesign, kek.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You underestimates how delusional Sonicfags genuinely thought Sonic was doing better than Mario because of Sonic Mania and that "Sega allows fans to make fan games"

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny how sonic lost the video game war so badly that fans have to find new avenues to compare the two

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are people who will tell you with a straight face that those crappy Alvin and the Chipmunks movies are trash while praising the Sonic the Hedgehog movies.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why will it be shit? The trailer was great.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude JACK BLACK and STARLORD LMAO
      It's trash.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude JIM CARREY and STRINGER BELL LMAO
        It's trash.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DUDE BEN SCHWARTZ
        >DUDE KEANU
        >DUDE THE ROCK
        something something glass house

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What was the Rock in?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was referenced in the first Sonic movie. The reference in itself was the joke. Sonic mentioned a celebrity, laugh.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he thinks Mario isn't going to constantly reference real world shit
              lol

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please refrain from sexualizing tails.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please refrain from posting Tails at all, he is a forced meme and shouldnt be in the third movie.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please refrain from posting Tails at all, he is a forced meme and shouldnt be in the third movie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This but we are on Ganker, Tails is too good for this shithole

        FUCK OFF gay PEDO GO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT ESTROGEN DEMON FUCK FUCKING GROOMER

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, is this schizo again. I tought you were dead lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is boring. I rather want to see her mother. I wonder how hot she was.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's an interesting theory.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to RAPE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but we are on Ganker, Tails is too good for this shithole

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      here you go

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        FUCK OFF FUCKING DIE BITCH RETARDED PEDOPHILE FATHER FIGURES SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROYED BY THE CATHEDRAL OF DARKNESS KILL THEM ALL 1932

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My only complaint is the black wife, other than that I like the sonic movies.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario movie is fully animated rather than being live action with animated characters in it so it already has that over sonic, not to mention, it’s hard to even qualify the first movie as a sonic movie

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sonic fags seething because their movie is a live action bore fest whenever sonic isn't on screen with cringe moron humor and fortnite dances

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep I knew it all along. Sonic was the better man

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic and Tails will turn more of our children into furry freaks, sonic also attracts autism (which is an objectively evil condition), edge lords (the highest level of cringe), and pedophiles.
    Based Mario will put this generation of kids on the right path.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo fans are scientifically proven to be the most autistic video game fans of all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the adults, but this is a kids movie.
        Kids need to be protected from such degeneracy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's 2022 my brother in Christ, fur is the future.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It can't be the future, quite the opposite actually.
            Most so called "furries" will never breed, resulting the end of their bloodlines.
            Does that sound like the future to you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic teaches kids to run outside and do cardio. Mario fats stay in their mom’s basement eating cheetos

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario teaches kids that a women is worth fighting for.
        Sonic introduces you to the most disgusting mentally ill freaks on the internet.
        So many autistic children could have been salvaged if they never discovered sonic.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to celebrate the best video game movies ever made, Sonic the Hedgehog 1 and 2

    Those aren't Mortal Kombat 1995.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonic movies
    >Good
    The only good thing about them is just watching Jim Carrey playing as himself. The second movie skips so many plot points for convenience sake just to act as excuses to move from one scene to the next.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skips so many plot points
      What plot points did it skip?

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nintendo fans are scientifically proven to be the most autistic video game fans of all.

    I want to RAPE

    It's 2022 my brother in Christ, fur is the future.

    Legit evil, grooming discord op keeps following me, I will kill them all when I hack their IPs

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >segautists crawl out of the woodwork to compare themselves to nintendo and lose, again

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta say te movies feel weird to me because of Sonic's personality in them. He's not the confident adventurer. He's more like a goofy kid. It feels so off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he still has his confidence, but yeah it is very different, and not even in a way that you could say that it's just sonic but younger

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except the whole point is that he's "Sonic but younger". The only way you can argue otherwise is if you use Classic to defend how Modern acts, and Classic doesn't even have much of a discernible personality outside of the IDW comics (where he's just Modern but small).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movie Sonic is much, much younger than Modern Sonic and has a vastly different backstory besides. Naturally, they're going to have very different personalities. This is how it goes for any other Sonic continuity.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's baby

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic movies are garbage for normalfags and ironic Sonic fans who are trying to kill the franchise. have a nice day.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll never understand why people praise these so much. These are some of the most bland and forgettable childrens movies out there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonicfags have abysmal standards due to decades of shitty games under their belts. This in turns means that they will praise anything that's mediocre at best. See: Sonic Frontiers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would have a point if it wasn't for Japan liking frontiers. Sonic hasn't been relevant there for decades as well over there, but it's turning out to be their most anticipated game coming out this year with preorders only falling behind pokemon.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE
    OLIVE GARDEN

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna be getting a lot of use of this pic it seems.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone memes about the Mario movie trailer including pop songs, dab/flossing, fart jokes, “well that just happened” moments and celebrity voices.

    >the 2 Sonic movies that were praised to high heavens included all of those

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic movies shit on that Mario trailer. Sega does what Nintendont.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now I know my opinion doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, but Sonic is genuinely the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. The fact that people LIKE IT proves there's a rift between me and the world at large so insurmountable I don't see any reason to try and rejoin society.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bahahahaha

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origins is on sale and Hedgehog brain has me wanting to buy it.

    Also this fucker just entered my country, he'll be here next week.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that looks fucking cool anon, F4F has good shit but man the prices.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only thing of theirs I will ever buy unless I make it rich and get my own place.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, I also collect figures.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks silly

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope Sonicmorons. Outdone in games AND movies.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good and comfy, man.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ゴ
    > ゴ
    > ゴ
    > ゴ

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to fuck anything in the Mario movie.

    Winner: Sonic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ゴ
      > ゴ
      > ゴ
      > ゴ

      Feels good and comfy, man.

      DIE BITCH. DIE BITCH.

      NO WONDER THE PEDOPHILES WHO FREQUENT ILLUMINATI ENTERTAIMENT ARE TAILSPEDO

      FUCKING DIE BITCH
      FUCKING DIE BITCH
      DIE BITCH

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        meds

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He mad, he broken by the bench.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see any black people so it's off to a good start.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name is Sonic
    >implying that he can go faster than the speed of sound
    >not one single sonic boom in the movie

    Yeah. I'll pass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They let him go Quicksilver mode whenever in the first movie and took that away because it means no stakes.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lots of retarded anons defending that shitheap of a Mario "movie" made by Illumination, a shit-tier dollar store "movie studio"

    Fucking KEK, enjoy your cringy, faggy Mario "film" that features a ~~*garden gnome*~~ that hates humanity and shits out constant "LMAO WEED HEHEHEHEHEH" """jokes""" while the Sonic movies have and always will be superior as you fuckers seethe.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are grown adults engaging in dick measuring arguments over children's films

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here for the Tails.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at this fucking cope

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic Movie 3 Opening Song.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolute moron zoom zoom take. STH are awful movies. complete bastardizations of the characters. dumbass director interprets Sonic as some quirky dorky haha im so insecure about my place in this world goofball, lol isn't it so funny that he's so awkward xD xD so adorkable, Tails is just slightly different enough to be annoying, Knuckles was different enough to be the only meaningful new take on a character but that means nothing in a movie where all the other characters are not, Jim Carrey's Eggman doesn't even need an explanaiton of how shit he is. hey, you know what this Sonic movie needs? le funny normalfag wedding sublot with a HILARIOUS sassy black woman!!!! LOLZORZ am i right?? [Hollow and boring reference to Sonic 1, 2, or 3] [Hollow and boring reference to Sonic Adventure 1 or 2]. you can expect them to completely rape Shadow's character and whatever interpretation they do of Rouge will enrage the journos and normalfags and provoke them to bully her out of ever showing up in the series again or completely ruining her character by turning her into a one-dimensional feminist stereotype like Boom Amy. fuck off, please. we could have gotten a Metal Virus movie, but noooooooooooooo

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels fucking good man.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You lost Sonicucks. Your blue rat will never win against Mariochads in ANY medium except music.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unlike our favorite red plumber, Sonic had a bit of a rough transition to 3D

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he did though?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Posting funny reddit faces alongside a fact does not make that fact untrue.

          >Super Mario Odyssey is exactly what modern 3D Sonic games should be!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Starts talking about a game no one mentioned
            Odyssey came out about 2 decades after Mario transitioned well to 3D and Sonic didn't.
            Why the fuck are you bringing it up?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sonic went off-track during the early 2000s. Complex storylines, character development...I mean, they even added an edgy black-and-red hedgehog named Shadow, fro cryin' out loud! What happened to the simple 2D Sonic we all loved during our childhoods? Sonic needs to go back to the first 3 games if it's ever gonna be good again.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well memed my friend, but once again, all true.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or maybe you're just a fucking retard who's too stupid to understand writing progression and who has a violent double standard about Sonic versus any kind of media that isn't Sonic. When Toriyama brought Dragon Ball to Dragon Ball Z, did you complain? No, because you're a fucking trog with no original opinions who tries to look smart and well-opinionated on Ganker because you don't want people to realize you're a toddler. People like you are why Sonic fans can't have nice things.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                A video game going from competent 2D platforming to garbage 3D with shitty controls, the worst camera at the time, and trash gameplay gimmicks is not the same as a manga writer... continuing the manga.
                Are you brain damaged?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't. Not only was Sonic Adventure highly praised when it came out, but to this day it's still the 3D Sonic game that got the most right in terms of translating the controls and feel of 2D Sonic into 3D. So it's not the transition that was rough, it was everything that came after the transition.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Posting funny reddit faces alongside a fact does not make that fact untrue.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't understand the top left one, it's just an old guy likely posing for an advertisement or something like that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, forces soundtrack was pretty bad.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I Kneel SonicChads

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have the picture with the dude playing sonic adventure 2 asking why he ever liked the game then in the next panel it's him as a child with rouges tits close up

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After all this time, we won.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no Mario Bros, what do we do?

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "HELL HATH NO FURY
    LIKE A WOMENS SCORN"

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but I'm appreciating this age old console warring, idk why it's just fun to read since it has history

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knuckles is a cute! Cute!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huggable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only version of Knuckles (besides Boom, who is a total dumbass himbo) not doomed to Angel Island forever.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck the shitty movies. Which Sonic character rips the most massive farts? My money is on Tangle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about ass thats ripped the most?

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Nintendies really are mindbroken at this point, aren't they?

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What will Nintendo do when she shows up in in the third movie?

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sonic movies had
    >Fortnite dances
    >dabbing
    >fart jokes
    >vomit jokes
    >cape shit references
    >stronk black qweens
    >modern pop and rap music
    >almost no video game music
    Mario movie will have none of these

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best video game movie ever made

    ahem

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's in contention.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tails = guaranteed success.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a pornographic version of this scene...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you going to share with the class?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >public wifi present

          Yes.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ???

            Where's my picture?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What, no female version?

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sonicfags when the one thing they had going for them gets outclassed by Nintendo half-assing a movie

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sonic movies are complete dogshit

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm withholding judgement until we get a full trailer instead of just this short teaser, but here are my thoughts:
    >The film's visuals look good.
    >The writing is probably going to be VERY kid oriented if that scene with the penguins is the caliber of joke we can expect. This is Illumination after all.
    >Jack Black as Bowser is going to carry this like Jim did for Eggman.
    >Chris Pratt is phoning it in, that part where he fumbled his lines trying to remember what a Koopa was in the Direct was fucking embarrassing.
    >Toad's voice is actually fine, so is Luigi from the little we've seen.

    My main concern is what the actual plot of the movie is going to entail. Based on Mario's reaction to seeing the mushrooms, it seems we're getting another fucking isekai story. Beyond that, are we really just getting "Bowser is a dick and Mario stops him"? I need something with a little more substance than that.

    The Sonic movies aren't perfect, but they have two things that will always give them an edge over Mario.
    The first is that Sonic has actual charters and that people care about. The cast of the movie has mostly been spoiled already, and there aren't many other characters that could legitimately generate hype with a surprise appearance like Tails did in 1 and Shadow in 2.
    The second is that Sonic has actual story beats with real stakes to them. Mario stories almost never have any drama or long term consequences.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beyond that, are we really just getting "Bowser is a dick and Mario stops him"? I need something with a little more substance than that.
      That's literally the formula Nintendo has adopted for Mario since the late 90's, so yes. You need the spinoffs, Sunshine or Galaxy if you want anything more substantial out of this IP.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck the wedding scene. Fuck it all to hell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That really confused me.

      Okay, fair play, "it's for the parents." You mean the FUCKING PARENTS WHO WERE KIDS IN THE 90S GROWING UP WITH SONIC?

      This is THE perfect generation to release a Sonic movie because you have kids who love Sonic now and parents who would go see a Sonic movie because they recognize its impact in the 90s. They absolutely did not need to sugarcoat it with nonsensical tangents.

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could use some art of Tails fucking Peach.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Celebration time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll watch and enjoy both because I'm not limiting myself to taking sides In a decade's old console war that should be long dead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like both Sonic movies, and I'm going to see the Mario movie with the same enthusiasm.

      Yeah, I can understand enjoying both. Console war tribalism is obnoxious.

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like both Sonic movies, and I'm going to see the Mario movie with the same enthusiasm.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tails looks like he kisses human men

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a lot in common then.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the best video game movies ever made
    >Sonic the Hedgehog 1 and 2
    I only say yes because Sonic and Tails are both super adorable. Otherwise, it would be Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie for me. And I'm not even that much of a Street Fighter fan.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Sonics trailer caused a global autistic outrage?
    Marios just ended up with people disappointed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Proof that Sonic fans have standards, while Mario fans will eat any shit fed to them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic fans have standards
        No they don't, they will all line up to buy Frontiers which looks like some shitty fan game made in unreal engine.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares what you think?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sonic Prime will end the year on a high note.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish that were me.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i loved both of the movies but jim carrey carried them so hard it's unreal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jim carrey was unironically cringe in those movies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish that were me.

        Fuck off pedo, drown in your own snot, messiah of shit.

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl F Mario
    >52 result
    Amazing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, we're rent free in their heads.

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good job having movies to compensate for shitty games

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post-coitus cuddles with shota fox

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