Sony and Microsoft are dying

AND FROM THE ASHES, SEGA BROS WILL RISE ONCE AGAIN.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No they won't

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sega was the prime acquisition target for Microsoft before they went for Activision.

    It's still possible they might nab it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason I'd want MS to get SEGA would be if MS allowed SEGA in the room when they built their next console. Make the console as SEGA as they want, launch with SEGA games, make it backward compatible with all SEGA consoles from Dreamcast down to Mega drive, get marketing tips from SEGA and everything else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's still possible they might nab it.
      Kek, imagine being this delusional.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft could buy entire JP indisty in one go and they wouldn't waste as much money on it as they did on activision and they still didn't do it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they wouldn't waste as much money on it as the
        It's microsoft, MOST of the studios they were allowed to gobble up died and all their IPs are being squatted on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's hilarious is people think sega as a company can die but first like 20 other companies have to die for that to happen

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >From the ashes
    They don't need to. They're already an S tier dev.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day shit eaters

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larry moment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone who laughs at your shit company is one person
        moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and here you are.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Julian post.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >KT and Capcom at the top.
      The NG and DMC rivalry will never end. It's funny how SE had the oppurtunity to be at the top in 2018. Now they're fricked lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So, you're saying I should buy Sega stock? Because Capcon has peaked, and SE has a lot of potential.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony is buying Paramount just to cancel Sonic. Sega's not in their league.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still got a trilogy out of it
      A little late but whatever, they can always make a fully animated reboot without a flaky lunatic like Carrey attached.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brother the only place Segabros are rising to is the afterlife we are so fricking cooked.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only way this will happen, if it goes back to its roots and don't give two shits about woke mandates or ethics departments.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love SEGA and I will always support SEGA (when they do good) but I have absolutely zero faith in SEGA.
    Least I can hope for is that Sony and Microsoft will have a difficult time at least for a while, but they absolutely won't die unfortunately.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sega was dumber than sony and microsoft put together.
    >release an expensive addon for the genesis that everyone knows is gonna be obsolete and forgotten in a year when the saturn comes out
    >start designing your 5th gen console as a 2d machine (despite already having tons of success and experience with 3d in arcades), freak the frick upon hearing that the playstation has a 3d chip
    >last-minute bandaid is to throw another cpu in the saturn, making it expensive as frick despite being worse at 3d than the playstation
    >the saturn is such a nightmare to develop for that third-party developers go to playstation instead
    >decide on the genius marketing strategy of surprise releasing the saturn, also you didn't have enough saturns to give stock to every retailer so tons of them pull your products from shelves out of spite
    >saturn sonic game? no thanks, the mascot that made us successful in the west has decided to take a break for a generation
    >five-star game policy, lets pick and choose which games to release in the west because we don't want to have too many games (LOL)
    Sega hardware was nothing but a constant train of disasters. They made great games but sega getting out of the console market was a good thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The irony is that Sony went with 3D because of Virtua Fighter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The most 1D of the fighting games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >release an expensive addon for the genesis that everyone knows is gonna be obsolete and forgotten in a year when the saturn comes out
      The 32X is probably the most interesting story in gaming. You can see where each party was coming from, you can also see that everyone knew what they decided on was going to be a shitshow, yet they still went ahead with it.
      >start designing your 5th gen console as a 2d machine (despite already having tons of success and experience with 3d in arcades)
      That's because Sega execs were huge on siloing, one of the worst management practices when all your departments are active in the same industry.
      >saturn sonic game? no thanks, the mascot that made us successful in the west has decided to take a break for a generation
      Blame Yuji Naka and his massive ego.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sega buys rovio the angry birds company for 776 million dollars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rovio making sonic games

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I'm extremely excited even though I know Sega Europe is going to frick it up by slapping Denuvo in everything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone tell them not to. they might have a chance if they drop that shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even know if sega could be bothered with the removal fee, the breach of contract free, the termination of agreement fee and all the other aids cancer for lack of better way of describing this: israeli nonsense that goes into Denuvo contracts.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they should be bothered, because its holding the potential of their games back ''hard''. i actually was interested in a lot of the newer sonic games and even some jank they make but denuvo is always a no. it sucks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, it's really a pretty simple A/B thing. They can keep the contract for as long as they're required to and just not package the malware in their releases, or if it'll cost less in the long run cut bait now and wash their hands of it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're legally obligated to put denuvo in their stuff.
              It's part of the contract.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why is it? you can play indie shit without this kind of junk added into the game. what makes sega so different that every random game is obligated to have the crap installed?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They signed a contract saying they would, under penalties of exorbitant fees.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how long ago was that? and why the frick would they? they do pretty well for a game company dont they?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even then there's surely a loophole. Like give the game a launcher that has it, but you can run the actual game executable naked. Or have a compromised exe that's run by default but then also ships with the clean one.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How long until EoS? This trash can't hold long on life support.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when dawntrail becomes goty

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yawnfail
          Back to your containment thread, cultist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love how more than half of the roadmap is literally FOMO limited time content you cant obtain or do anymore.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5 somehow has less games than PS3
    >xbox accidently the whole library with gamepass
    >now sales are shit
    >sega decides to go full moron while the iron is hot
    >Switch 2 VS Dreamcast 2
    Why do I want this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a kino finale for the industry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sony and ex-Xbox (lel) devs flock to SEGA for Dreamcast 2 for the gaming industry's final swansong

      I can see it happening.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they both fricking deserve to die

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dreamcast 2 with free Hyenas game pak

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CCR sequel called Chu Chu Socket
    >instead of leading all the mice into rockets, you have to lead them to wall outlets where their tails plug in
    >plugging the correct number of mice in will activate the power from that socket, which turns on contraptions in the stage or changes pathways
    >have to figure out not just the initial placements, but how to time your mice to handle the things that will be switched on partway into the puzzle

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Segay is one step from being purchased by Microsoft.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AND FROM THE ASHES, SEGA BROS WILL R -ACK.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what will happen. It's not looking good for anybody in the console business, except Nintendo.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sega killed PSO. Again.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEGA RAISES FROM THE ASHES TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER BANKRUPTCY

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