Sound...the retreat

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally what was his problem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Iirc he got cucked by the king in the novels.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >in the novels.
        lmao, imagine reading a vidya "novel" and thinking it matters

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There are some good ones.
          The one based on AssCreed 2 had better story than the actual game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nothing matters

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Everything matters. except vidya novels

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The first two Splinter Cell novels are pure unadulterated kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The king was an inexperienced moron that would have gotten everyone killed. Duncan didn't put enough points into tard-wrangling. Also Loghain overestimates himself and underestimates the blight, thinking he can somehow solve it even with the grey wardens getting destroyed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the French

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      According to his companion loyalty dialogue the French raped his dog.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted everyone to die to the Blight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted Cailan to die so he could plough his own daughter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Paranoid war vet. Everything would've been fine if he just trusted his king.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      main character syndrome in a game where he clearly isnt

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he hate the Wardens so much

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have a 6 hour tutorial where the darkspawn invade and the king dies
    >no other plot in the game deals with the darkspawn besides the ending

    what did bioware mean by THIS?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Orzammar

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they are just there, not part of the plot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Redcliffe really should've been a darkspawn invasion at least instead of demon shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The demons gave an excuse for how the town is still there without any of the knights but still gave you the chance to let them all die

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >humiliate and belittle Alistair all game
    >beat Loghain
    >Conscript him
    >Have Alistair executed
    >Marry Anora and have a loving family with Morrigan on the side
    Cousland and Aeducan are the only winning origins.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game lets you kill a party member
    >sequel allows to import saves
    >character is still alive
    and yet they can't bring the warden back because "reasons"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >playing the sequels at all
      ishiggydiggy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >can't hook up with Leliana in any of the other games
      fug

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Leliana is for FemMahariel ONLY

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          alright that's it, I'm gonna start another playthrough and give her the D just to piss you off

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm gonna Maker squirt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks he can kill Andraste
      lmao @ your life

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Andraste was a child born of the sex ritual with the soul of Dumat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >believing Tevinter's lies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's true, Chantry doesn't want you to know this.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to play Dragon Age Origins? I heard the steam version is buggy as frick. Does the game still hold up in terms of gameplay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Best way to play Dragon Age Origins?
      gog version is best
      make sure to use the LAA patch
      >Does the game still hold up in terms of gameplay?
      yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you need to apply a 4GB patch that's all

        I see, I'll wait for gog to go on sale, thanks!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you need to apply a 4GB patch that's all

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dungeon Siege 3 uses basically the same plot and I think I like it more
    >Gray Wardens actually DID kill the king
    >Loghain is a Joan of Arc kinda character
    >civil war is much more pronounced
    now if only the game didn't suck major balls...

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf did they do to Anora?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty frostbite engine destroyed my beautiful Anora
      i will never forgive this

      [...]
      I see, I'll wait for gog to go on sale, thanks!

      it goes on sale for $5 pretty regularly
      enjoy if you do play; it's a fun game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >barren
      >hit the wall
      Ferelden's done

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they made some intern make her facegen because she appears in the game for 5 minutes and most players never see her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Leiliana and Morgan look better. Everyone else got downgraded.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Plan is to trap and Darkspawn and wipe them out in a pincer
    >Darkspawn horde stretches beyond the horizon making this plan beyond stupid
    >Caelin instantly rushes out of his defensive line and gets crushed by an orge
    Loghain did a lot of stupid shit but ditching Caelin was the one thing I could get behind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >king is a fricking gloryhound infatuated with myths and legends
      huuuuuuge red flag

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you can have Leliana, Morrigan and Alistair all in Skyhold at the same time
    >they barely interact with each other
    >let alone get one scene with them all together
    Huge missed opportunity

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