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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what the FRICK was his problem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He really hated Orlais and the new king

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Doom my own country to own the French

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Insecure that the king was going to dump his barren daughter for the nublile empress

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His PTSD and calculated ruthlessness served a purpose in a guerilla warfare rebelllion, not an apocalyptic scenario involving the potential destruction of everything on the planet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The French literally raped his dog and that's the whole reason. To be fair I'd hate it if my dog was frogged too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah, but what if it ISN'T the real blight?
      >if we let them steal our women maybe they will frick off

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He never once sat down with the gray warden and allister and just explained his plan to beat the blight, would have solved the entire story if he just did that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think in that moment the king was the bigger issue than the grey wardens. And he knew they probably wouldn't be down for a coup.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only sensible person in the entire series
    the king was a naive idiot and loghain did the right thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the only sensible person in the entire series
      Far from it. The fact that he was supporting Howe says all about his sensibility. Loghain was more or less right about Cailan, but very short sighted regarding everything else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Loghain doomed Ferelden and possibly the entire world because he was paranoid about the Orlesians, and because nobody told him that the archdragon is undefeatable without a warden. If plot grandma hadn't intervened at the tower, it would have been all over and it would have been Loghain's fault.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Blame the Grey Black folk for keeping it a secret
        Loghain did the best with the info he had at the time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Of course they had to keep it a secret. Who in their right mind would volunteer to be a Grey Warden if it meant you have a significant chance of dying BEFORE you even get to be one. Who is going to volunteer when they find out that over time you slowly lose your sanity and end up dying in the deep roads where your body won't even be recovered. Who in their absolute right mind would volunteer to join where you end up dying if you manage to defeat an archdragon and stop a blight.

          Stop being moronic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            people join ISIS all the time
            Grey Wardens act as if the concept of martyrdom doesn't exist lol

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Martyrdom requires religious conviction and the Grey Wardens need more people than the ones who have duped themselves into thinking the Maker wants them to die fighting Darkspawn for the rest of their lives

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              entirely different. People joined ISIS because they were winning and actually created a fanatical muslim khalifate. The moment isis started losing, gone were the new applicants.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you mean when the CIA pulled their funding

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sure w/e, my point still stands. No one wanted to join when they were losing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              that might work during a blight, but what about the 100+ years between blights?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he saved half the army and himself which was the right call
          hard to fault him for acting decisively with limited info
          [...]
          this

          Loghain plz. We all know you did all this shit cause Cailan wanted to dumpl your ugly daughter. If you were serious about saving Ferelden, you wouldn't waste your remaining forces at tracking and killing Grey Wardens.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he saved half the army and himself which was the right call
          hard to fault him for acting decisively with limited info
          [...]
          this

          Loghain refused to take the Darkspawn seriously from the very start. The moment Duncan suggested Fereldan's armies alone might not be up to the task of stopping the horde all his attention went to Orlais. He didn't take it seriously even as the Blight spread across the country, he organised no real defense other than against the Banns who were starting to see through his bullshit.

          His "best with the info he had" was to let his country be invaded and his people die because he hyperfocused on the French

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            … which makes perfect sense sense the country had JUST been freed from orlais

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Refusing to let the frog soldiers in to die at Ostagar was one thing, refusing to do anything about the massive horde he had just seen at Ostagar was another

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Grey Wardens have to keep it secret because its literally blood magic, which is the biggest taboo in Thedas

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he saved half the army and himself which was the right call
        hard to fault him for acting decisively with limited info

        Blame the Grey Black folk for keeping it a secret
        Loghain did the best with the info he had at the time

        this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >”hey bro we MIGHT have a blight on our hands here, and we need these warden guys who are literally the only people capable of stopping it as was evident in the past”
      >genocides all the wardens in fereldin and tries to assassinate any remaining ones
      He went full moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lets the blight run over his country to save it from the french

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        'ate the Orlesians
        'ate wardens
        'ate me barren spawn
        'luv me Ferelden
        simple as

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know that Loghain was his teacher, right?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S DROP THE MORAL POSTURING, SHALL WE?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love that line.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Age 4 leak showed its gonna be a god of war clone

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dragon age is medieval mass effect

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If only. That'd mean we would import the chad Grey Warden into future games instead of having to play as Hawke or the Inquisitor. Then again perhaps it's a blessing in disguise that the Warden isn't around during those shit games

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Canon ages for characters:
    Alistair (20)
    Morrigan (~26-28)
    Leliana (~ 26-28)
    Sten (~ 40)
    Wynne (48 yes)
    Zevran (~25-26)
    Shale (1.185)
    Oghren (~ 35-40)
    Loghain Mac Tir (>~ 52)
    The Warden: Mage (~16-18), Dwarf Commoner (~16-19), Dwarf Noble (~22-25), Dalish Elf (~17-21), City Elf (~16-19), Human Noble (~18-22)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Wynne 48
      >looks like she's about to fall asleep and never wake up
      wtf happened?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >play as a mage
      >get groomed by morrigan
      Hot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Mage (~16-18)
        >Morrigan (~26-28)
        >Leliana (~ 26-28)
        hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Morrigan (26-28)
      Frick off she's suppose to be like 17, just cos Bioware can't make young looking models for shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah
        She was born somewhere around 9:02 to 9:05 Dragon (source World of Thedas Vol. 2)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Mage (~16-18)
      >Morrigan (~26-28)
      >Leliana (~ 26-28)
      hot

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >kills your dog

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SOUND... the SEEEEEEEX....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >barren womb
      The game should have allowed to spare her under the condition that she becomes the grey warden wiener sleeve to boost troop morale and after the darkspawn is defeated she will be a prostitute in the pearl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >barren womb
        Wasn't it implied it was her husband who was sterile?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How did Cailan dry up her eggs?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, even with Alistair she still has no kids

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Grey Wardens are infertile

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              How did I frick a baby into Morrigan then

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Magic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she got the shortest end of the stick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why the FRICK couldn't they give Alistair a custom model? He was one of the main fricking characters of your flagship games. Frick Bioware

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he's the only one on there that actually stays dead if you choose kill them

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why would you ever want to kill him?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because your new wife-queen demands it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I did one playthrough where my sole objective was just to frick with him

                >Kill the injured soldier during the Ostagar quest
                >Sided with the Mages
                >Let everyone in Redhill die
                >Kill the possess child
                >Marry Anora
                >Have him executed

                Guys you didn't kill your best bro because your gf doesn't like him, r-right?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I did one playthrough where my sole objective was just to frick with him

              >Kill the injured soldier during the Ostagar quest
              >Sided with the Mages
              >Let everyone in Redhill die
              >Kill the possess child
              >Marry Anora
              >Have him executed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I chuckled, good shit anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad everything after Origins is fanfiction.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          cope all you want

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Leliana did, if you compare her with her trailer look.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bann Teagan had it the most rough

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit
          wtf happened

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Like a fricked up Christmas elf crossed with the old guy from those six flags commercials.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't think...
      >OF COURSE YOU DON'T!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another shit Bioware character. Other being Kreia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Kreia
      >Bioware
      You had me for a second.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RETREATERINO SAVEEEEE MEEEEEE

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t mind this. But then making the Gray Wardens a scapegoat was what pissed me off.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still recruit him because it makes Alistair seeth so hard he becomes an alcholic

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he kill Maric's son?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For inviting the Orlesian's back and maybe trying to frick the Empress

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Inviting Orlesian WARDENS isn't a bad thing, since the Ferelden chapter was non-existent at the time. Him fricking around with Celene, I get.
        Still, he could have done more to correct Cailain instead of choosing to sacrifice the son of his hero/idol.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He invited an entire Orlesian army

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The last good BioWare game.
    It was kino.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where the FRICK are Loghain's troops?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I served Ferelden under Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir. Best commanding officer this world has ever seen.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another beautiful day at Castle Cousland, I'm sure nothing will go wro-

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cousland mom wears anora's clothes and has her hairstyle
      >cousland male is the only person that can frick anora

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The virgin tactical retreat and backstab to conserve forces for a more sensible defense later
    versus
    >The chad charge headfirst into endless enemy hordes despite near certain death because duty and honor demand it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >For death and honour

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No option to impregnate GILF Flemeth
    Shit series

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick else do you think Morrigan is there for, moron?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I want mommy dom, not a shit whining child with a bunch of angst.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BioWare has something against hot older women

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bioware story writers do, but character designers obviously love them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Missing Kreia

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I hate the French as much as anyone, but when you have even a possibility of an unlimited army that will hideously murder the lucky and gruesomely rape the unlucky, maybe you should make some concessions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Orlesians would straight up annex Ferelden if they had half a chance, so he was right in not wanting to let them in (the french wardens have shown themselves to be absolute mongoloids too)
      But it means that their only hope was to force an early final battle like Cailain wanted. So Loghain was still being moronic.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me DA4 will be the last in the series and have completely different endings

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Given the choice - whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw, a better throw, against one's destiny - what was a king to do?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bring Morrigan to the magic tower
    >literally forced to kill Wynne
    What did they mean by this?

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