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never forget you can intervene during the duel and kill him then ressurect him, get unique dialogue and he goes to jail.
does he fall in love with you if you do it? I've never done it because I want mercedes to be my beloved and I feel like if I resurrect julien his affinity will be maxed out and he'll become my beloved
Yes, but you can visit him in the prison under the Duke's castle immediately after to bully him or give him liquid effluvium.
What gaem
The best gaem.
>The best gaem.
Doesn't look anything like Chrono Trigger though.
No, you come the frick on.
Apparently it's Dragon's Dogma.
>spoonfeeding a newbie
Do your part and just tell him to frick off next time
come the frick on newbie-kun
Lurk more you fricking newbie.
Lizard's Lore
fricking have a nice day samegay and never post on this board again
Seethe
Also I just posted again, whatchu gonna do about it homosexual?
Reptile's Rule
Drake's Decree
Snake's Norm
Wyrms Whimsy
Basilisk's Belief
Serpent's Sermon
Drake Dominion
Lizard's Lament
Reptilian's Revelation
Komodo's Konundrum
Skink's Sophistry
Chameleon's Catastrophe
Amphis' Allegory
Snake's Snafu
Caiman's Concern
Goblin's Gospel.
Rising storm 2
Crocodile's Opinion
Hydra's Hurdle
Mercedes' Maxim
Pegasus' Problem
Quatal's Quandary
Dalamadur's Dilemma
I miss him.
Capcom's Capacity.
Kraken's Kreed
Monitor's Machination
Gecko's Grace
Viper's Vexing
Anole's Angst
Beasts Doctrine
Crustacean's Crusade
wiener Cum
Tags: Instant loss, humiliation, public use, beastality
>the beast is a proper character and not just a monster
I hope we get to hear his incredible voice in the next one too.
I love how the drakes and wywerns have different personalities and range from taunting you to absolute confusion and fear
I hate Thunderwyverns. Those motherFRICKERS are damn near invincible unless you're playing as Strider.
>unless you're playing as Strider.
I'm raping them all within seconds with a magick archer.
Thunderwyverns are not the same thing as plain Wyverns. Thunderwyverns are the ones that show up after you beat Daimon.
Oh I guess I got something to look forwrad to then. Still got BBI before me.
Offline Urdragon was a pushover and I finally got my holy daggers now.
Holy daggers are the second most important weapon for Strider, right after Framae Blades. by using Brain Splitter with the heaven's key daggers you can kill physical immune ghosts and ghost armors, purely thanks to Strider's moronic hit count with Brain Splitter and damage boost with Eminence. This combo with the physical daggers can butcher everything else.
Red class? Wait until they start blowing wind at you, rush in and hit tail
He was in FFXIV as well, best VA of ARR.
>fricks off for the rest of the game
>forced to marry the token Duke's frick doll
so much for roleplaying
How in the actual frick are you supossed to do BBI? I simply gave up once I got to the skeleton pope since I was doing no fricking damage to him or the dragon and uninstalled the game.
Dead pope takes 50% more damage from darkness element and 20% more damage from bashing. His dragon is functionally a normal Cursed Dragon but with less health. Kill the dragon with fire/holy (150% damage) and then the bishop becomes vulnerable. He might bring the dragon back a couple times, but just keep killing it.
enemies either take no damage or get demolished depending on certain factors like whether you hit them on their weakspot or when they've fallen down (which boosts damage taken by a LOT)
BBI is intended for players who have already farmed the base game to a high level. If you play through the game once and go straight to the DLC you're going to struggle and potentially do zero damage to enemies.
didnt you homosexuals say we are getting a new one? its been 25 years
>wanted to romance her the most
>gave her all drinks in this world so she loves me and I even gave her my arisen bond to seal the deal
>Grigori fighten time comes and keeps talking about choosing between battling him or sacrificing my beloved
>Fournival comes out
>Arisen decides that he loves the Dragon above all else because the Dragon granted him immortality
>time comes to choose
What exactly happens?
literally BBI
Grigory simply sees your true heart behind all the cope, you just won't admit it.
pro tip: if you see anyone with a pink aura that you don't want as a beloved pick them up and toss them around a couple times
source? is that casca?
yeah
miura knew what he liked
i'll be honest, I busted a FAT nut to this chapter as a teen
>not letting that fat pig die
muh periapts bro
Worth it.
[casual conversation intensifies]
what was his fricking problem
He loves women.
moon2 is a bald cuck and a moron, i hate this guy so much, liberal cuck
Holy frick is this sped up? I don't remember julien being this based lol
>newbies jumping at the first chance they get to call someone else a newbie
thus the cycle continues
^Seething newbie pretending to be an oldgay.
im a newbie im just pointing out these morons are projecting
No one cares, newbie
I will be dead before it
I liked how they had a relatively well-spoken back-and-forth during their duel, and then Julien suggests she should be raped and she just goes “WHAT?!”
where does he end up after that?
I never found him again
if you don't interfere or kill him he'll just dissapear
if you kill him then revive him he'll turn himself in and end up in the dungeon until you get an escort quest to take him to the greatwall for some fricking reason where you can talk to him and he'll give you his magick shield and fall in love with you
the whole exchange gets better once you bother getting all the optional dialogue and realize julien is literally just trying to get her to seethe so she'll frick off and not die to the dragon because she's the one person in the court that actually gives a frick about the wyrm hunt
julien is le good?
Julien is legit one of the only people in the game that actually give a shit about the people suffering from the chaos brought by the dragon. He just keeps getting disillusioned because the Duke is corrupt af and doesn't actually want anyone hunting the dragon so he goes with the cultists to try and push someone into action.
it could go both ways, he's either a voldoan nationalist looking to prevent gransys from growing into a hegemonic state that could threaten his nation or a disillusioned idealist that doesn't believe the arisen can kill the dragon and wants to sabotage the efforts to oppose it so everyone can GTFO and save themselves
the latter part is supported by the fact that he specifically asks you to look out for mercedes
The thing that sucks about DD2 is that its obviously going to have nothing to do with DD1 so we wont get to see Julien again. It will be a reboot or something not a direct sequel.
Dragon's Dogshit lmfao
my roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
I'm going to molest your future children.
average DD player
>can't dragonforge the female specific clothes for my pawn
I hate it
just trannify yourself, kill a cursed dragon and then switch back
>just trannify yourself
Nah man I'd rather try that cheat tool
just prostitute her out enough and someone will dress her for the part
Mercedes gave me a brown woman fetish. Not Black folk though
>Not Black folk
brown/black anime women all look the same, dude
>wanted Selene or Mercedes as a love interest
>accidentally max out Madeleine's affection instead
FRICK!
>accidentally
I bet you gave her the daggers back and also gave her money that she will never return, like an absolute simp
>I bet you gave her the daggers back and also gave her money
God damn it I should have pay attention to the quest or whatever.
>give Mads 50k
>she now has an inventory worth millions
best girl
Objectively the most useful waifu
But Selene is the best one
>Madeleine
Shitty waifu that flirts more with other men than you
>NPCs will talk to you when ever you engage in conversation
>S-she needs to approach me!!
sounding kind of like an incel 2bh
>S-she needs to approach me!!
What are you talking about lol
Literally the only two people she has conversations with is the Arisen and Julien. If Julien is getting more flirts from her than you then you simply aren't talking to her at all
She was more flirty with Julien in that one scene than she ever is with the player in the whole game, it's that simple
>more flirty with Julien in that one scene than she ever is with the player in the whole game
She's flirty most times you talk to her though. Or do you not notice it because innuendo wasn't involved?
>She's flirty most times you talk to her though
She is mildly flirty sure. But she was literally ready to frick Julien. It just feels bad to romance someone that hasn't shown nearly the same interest to you as she did to some other guy.
>she was literally ready to frick Julien
Why stop at innuendo and not be half naked at that point then?
>It just feels bad to romance someone that hasn't shown nearly the same interest to you as she did to some other guy
She tells you the meeting with Julien is about money and if you know her backstory it's unlikely she's lying. She thought she could squeeze a bit more using her feminine wiles but clearly Julien wasn't interested. If you give her the money she asks for at the Encampment she exclaims you well know the path to a woman's heart. She also expresses interest in you becoming the Arisen if you talk to her after reaching Gran Soren.
Damn, that's a lot of grasping on straws and hoop jumping but I can relate, pretty based.
There's no straw grasping anywhere though, these are all things said by Madeleine herself. Actual strawgrasping would be assuming she's lying to you when she's upfront about money being her main motivation for everything.
god how was the anime so fricking bad
Netflix animations piss me off so fricking much, all that potential and they piss it all away and the good will of the fanbase too.
Leave these properties alone you fricking israelites.
>Julien knows how to get pussy without even trying
>anon can't
yep
He's actually annoyed at the bawd for how agressivley she throws herself at him.
and yet somehow you come off more upset than he is
>Not immediately picking up on Julian's disdain for women and prostitutes early on in the game.
Julian clearly is annoyed by her, he's more incel if anything. Does he like sex? Probably, but he wouldn't sleep with prostitutes or women who throw themselves at him so easily. If anything he probably sees 99% of women as prostitutes, which would be the incel mindset.
>he unironically fell for julien's ruse cruise
>Julian is a sociopath
Duh, was it not obvious?
Incel is short for "involuntarily celibate", meaning that it's not a person's choice that they have not had sex. The term that would apply in Julien's case would be volcel (voluntarily celibate).
For me it's coming home to Cassardis and finding half the female cast living in and around your tiny house.
>SOPHISTRY
In a world where they didn't have ancient greece.
I really hate when they do it.
who says they didn't have an equivalent?
I'm guessing where anon is having an issue is that it's named for Sophist. So it's akin to calling someone darwinistic in a world in which Charles Darwin didn't exist. But ultimately it's just autism since language is just built on tons of references to shit that's largely irrelevant now. I mean we're literally talking about a character named Mercedes Marten which itself is distantly reference to Chritianity and Roman myth respectively.
How long is this game if you do all the sidequests and stuff?
Last time I gave up when I reached the big city, felt like there was a ton to do in there
I've played for 92 hours and haven't done everything there is to do in a single playthrough
game takes a dive with the epilogue, which drags the game for way too fricking long and the DLC stuff is not for everyone. I would say the main game is 30 hours with most side-quests.
30-50 hours long.
If you do the DLC, then it's easily 80+ hours long if you unlock the DLC final boss second phase.
How do I do MAGIC good in Dragon's Dogma?
holy charged attack
simultaneous casting with pawns
grapnel
This. Use Sorceror, equip holy enchantment, use charged attacks like they're going out of style. This shit will murder MOST things very quickly. Anything that resists holy should just be burnt to death, electrocuted, or frozen, depending on their flavor.
fire
lots of fire, unless you're fighting drakes or lava saurian, then ice
>early game
>everything is weak to fire
>post game
>everything resists fire
bravo kojima
It's a bit hard on a first playthrough since you get caught in surprise fights often. Magic is really good at clearing out whole groups of enemies without them getting a chance to fight.
don't start as mage
500 attack vs 700+ for a knight pawn? Is it worth it to go less so I have that 4000 stamina?
IMAGINE THE SEX
She'd be a better character if she gained 100 lbs tbh
RETRACT THOSE WORDS, SER!
Yeah at least 100lbs. Then she'd be good.
you'd be a better poster if you were 6 feet underground
You'll realize I'm right when you're old enough to post here.
No.
No.
holy fricking based
iraklis is nowhere near as fun as I was made to believe it was because I went to kill a hydra after forgetting to upgrade it lol
>dragons dogma
>you fight one dragon and zero dogs
are wyverns, wyrms and drakes not dragons and is this not a dog?
If they were dragons, they would be called dragons and not wyverns, wyrms, or drakes.
Same goes for wolves.
technically there's Grigs and the Ur-Dragon
This game really favor Strider class, it has answer for everything.
That's Magic Archer, but you're right. Strider is the second best and is the only vlass that can negate fall damage
Strider's damage dwarfs Magick Archer's, but you have to sort of abuse the game to do it. Strider can also kill every single enemy type all by itself. The only other class that can do this is Mystic Knight. Other classes require a pawn to cover the gap in their offense for instance how Magick Archer can't kill certain golems.
which golems?i remember having no trouble in bbi as a magick archer
There are a small number of the golems with the remote discs that Magick Archer can't reach at all. I believe one appears in one of the arena rooms in Bitterblack, possibly post-Daimon or with that item that changes arena spawns. I think there is also one in one of the blood tower rooms, though you can technically do it if you jump into the caged disc from higher up.
>certain golems
Literally just one type, metal golems. In every instance you can just leave and not have to fight them so it's not even a big deal.
dont forget fricking ghost...
Heaven's Key Brain Splitter fricks ghosts square in their ectoplasm hole
Is assassin good? I've been running around doing side quests having no clue what I'm fricking doing
All classes are serviceable. Assassin in particular is very good, in part thanks to its great physical growth. It has access to the most weapons out of any class, so you can dip your toes into other physical classes' niches a little bit. It's also got a couple of skills that mirror some of Ranger's, such as the sniping bow skill whatever the frick it was called, lincoln-logs sight Assassin also gets access to fighter shields as a secondary weapon, and it has a couple unique skills there too, one of them is an invincible quick step in the direction you're facing. Assassin's daggers have the best counter in the game; this counter has an infinite window of opportunity, so you can simply cast it and idle until something hits you, even if it takes literal hours to do so. Lastly, Assassin is the only class that can wield sword+bow or dagger+shield.
Pic related is a sort of loose look at how easy each class is in terms of their efficacy, though all classes are more than viable for most situations.
Thanks for the detailed reply, so far I've just been messing around with different skills and trying to figure out what works, had no clue about the counter skills.
Assassin is one of four classes that can open Maneater chests safely on its own, but it's sort of a pain in the ass to set up. Assassin has a skill that sets a bomb and drops a powder trail as you move; using the skill again ignites the powder trail along the path you took, so if you drag the trail out long enough you can get the bomb to detonate while the Maneater is trying to eat you, freeing you from its grab.
The other classes that can open them safely are Sorceror, Mystic Knight, and Strider Strider can do everything.
what about magick archers with immolate?
Oh yeah, I forgot about Immolate. I'm glad you reminded me.
The biggest issue with the Assassin is that he doesn't have an overpowered DPS skill like Strider or Ranger, nor the magic damage/attacks to melt BBI.
Not that you need too be overpowered or power game since the game is pretty easy, but once you've played a class like Strider a lot you really start to miss the satisfaction of using something like Brain Splitter.
So should you intervene or not?
you get the most out of intervening and then reviving julien with a wakestone
Dragon's Dogma unironically had excellent writing and it's a shame the story was so obviously cut to pieces
>I thought I saw a girl that looked just like Mercedes the other day!
>You did?
>Yeah but I was mistaken
>mistaken? how so?
>Turns out I was just passing a goat farm!
>DOHOHOHOHOHO!
DD2 gameplay trailer when
2024
No you have to pay for it like everyone else.