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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      never forget you can intervene during the duel and kill him then ressurect him, get unique dialogue and he goes to jail.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        does he fall in love with you if you do it? I've never done it because I want mercedes to be my beloved and I feel like if I resurrect julien his affinity will be maxed out and he'll become my beloved

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but you can visit him in the prison under the Duke's castle immediately after to bully him or give him liquid effluvium.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What gaem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The best gaem.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The best gaem.
        Doesn't look anything like Chrono Trigger though.

        come the frick on newbie-kun

        No, you come the frick on.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently it's Dragon's Dogma.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >spoonfeeding a newbie
            Do your part and just tell him to frick off next time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      come the frick on newbie-kun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lurk more you fricking newbie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lizard's Lore

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Reptile's Rule

        Drake's Decree

        Snake's Norm

        Wyrms Whimsy

        Basilisk's Belief

        fricking have a nice day samegay and never post on this board again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe
          Also I just posted again, whatchu gonna do about it homosexual?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reptile's Rule

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Drake's Decree

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Snake's Norm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wyrms Whimsy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basilisk's Belief

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Serpent's Sermon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Drake Dominion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lizard's Lament

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reptilian's Revelation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Komodo's Konundrum

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skink's Sophistry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Chameleon's Catastrophe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Amphis' Allegory

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Snake's Snafu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Caiman's Concern

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goblin's Gospel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rising storm 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Crocodile's Opinion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hydra's Hurdle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mercedes' Maxim

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pegasus' Problem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Quatal's Quandary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dalamadur's Dilemma

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I miss him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Capcom's Capacity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kraken's Kreed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Monitor's Machination

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gecko's Grace

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Viper's Vexing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anole's Angst

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Beasts Doctrine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Crustacean's Crusade

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wiener Cum

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tags: Instant loss, humiliation, public use, beastality

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the beast is a proper character and not just a monster
    I hope we get to hear his incredible voice in the next one too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love how the drakes and wywerns have different personalities and range from taunting you to absolute confusion and fear

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hate Thunderwyverns. Those motherFRICKERS are damn near invincible unless you're playing as Strider.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >unless you're playing as Strider.
          I'm raping them all within seconds with a magick archer.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thunderwyverns are not the same thing as plain Wyverns. Thunderwyverns are the ones that show up after you beat Daimon.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I guess I got something to look forwrad to then. Still got BBI before me.
              Offline Urdragon was a pushover and I finally got my holy daggers now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Holy daggers are the second most important weapon for Strider, right after Framae Blades. by using Brain Splitter with the heaven's key daggers you can kill physical immune ghosts and ghost armors, purely thanks to Strider's moronic hit count with Brain Splitter and damage boost with Eminence. This combo with the physical daggers can butcher everything else.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Red class? Wait until they start blowing wind at you, rush in and hit tail

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was in FFXIV as well, best VA of ARR.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fricks off for the rest of the game
    >forced to marry the token Duke's frick doll
    so much for roleplaying

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How in the actual frick are you supossed to do BBI? I simply gave up once I got to the skeleton pope since I was doing no fricking damage to him or the dragon and uninstalled the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dead pope takes 50% more damage from darkness element and 20% more damage from bashing. His dragon is functionally a normal Cursed Dragon but with less health. Kill the dragon with fire/holy (150% damage) and then the bishop becomes vulnerable. He might bring the dragon back a couple times, but just keep killing it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      enemies either take no damage or get demolished depending on certain factors like whether you hit them on their weakspot or when they've fallen down (which boosts damage taken by a LOT)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BBI is intended for players who have already farmed the base game to a high level. If you play through the game once and go straight to the DLC you're going to struggle and potentially do zero damage to enemies.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    didnt you homosexuals say we are getting a new one? its been 25 years

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted to romance her the most
    >gave her all drinks in this world so she loves me and I even gave her my arisen bond to seal the deal
    >Grigori fighten time comes and keeps talking about choosing between battling him or sacrificing my beloved
    >Fournival comes out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Arisen decides that he loves the Dragon above all else because the Dragon granted him immortality
      >time comes to choose
      What exactly happens?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally BBI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Grigory simply sees your true heart behind all the cope, you just won't admit it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pro tip: if you see anyone with a pink aura that you don't want as a beloved pick them up and toss them around a couple times

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        source? is that casca?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah
          miura knew what he liked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i'll be honest, I busted a FAT nut to this chapter as a teen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not letting that fat pig die

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        muh periapts bro

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Worth it.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [casual conversation intensifies]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what was his fricking problem

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He loves women.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          moon2 is a bald cuck and a moron, i hate this guy so much, liberal cuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick is this sped up? I don't remember julien being this based lol

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >newbies jumping at the first chance they get to call someone else a newbie
    thus the cycle continues

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ^Seething newbie pretending to be an oldgay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        im a newbie im just pointing out these morons are projecting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No one cares, newbie

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will be dead before it

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how they had a relatively well-spoken back-and-forth during their duel, and then Julien suggests she should be raped and she just goes “WHAT?!”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where does he end up after that?
      I never found him again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if you don't interfere or kill him he'll just dissapear
        if you kill him then revive him he'll turn himself in and end up in the dungeon until you get an escort quest to take him to the greatwall for some fricking reason where you can talk to him and he'll give you his magick shield and fall in love with you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the whole exchange gets better once you bother getting all the optional dialogue and realize julien is literally just trying to get her to seethe so she'll frick off and not die to the dragon because she's the one person in the court that actually gives a frick about the wyrm hunt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        julien is le good?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Julien is legit one of the only people in the game that actually give a shit about the people suffering from the chaos brought by the dragon. He just keeps getting disillusioned because the Duke is corrupt af and doesn't actually want anyone hunting the dragon so he goes with the cultists to try and push someone into action.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it could go both ways, he's either a voldoan nationalist looking to prevent gransys from growing into a hegemonic state that could threaten his nation or a disillusioned idealist that doesn't believe the arisen can kill the dragon and wants to sabotage the efforts to oppose it so everyone can GTFO and save themselves
          the latter part is supported by the fact that he specifically asks you to look out for mercedes

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The thing that sucks about DD2 is that its obviously going to have nothing to do with DD1 so we wont get to see Julien again. It will be a reboot or something not a direct sequel.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogshit lmfao

    my roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to molest your future children.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        average DD player

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't dragonforge the female specific clothes for my pawn
    I hate it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just trannify yourself, kill a cursed dragon and then switch back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >just trannify yourself
        Nah man I'd rather try that cheat tool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just prostitute her out enough and someone will dress her for the part

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mercedes gave me a brown woman fetish. Not Black folk though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Not Black folk
      brown/black anime women all look the same, dude

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted Selene or Mercedes as a love interest
    >accidentally max out Madeleine's affection instead

    FRICK!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >accidentally
      I bet you gave her the daggers back and also gave her money that she will never return, like an absolute simp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet you gave her the daggers back and also gave her money

        God damn it I should have pay attention to the quest or whatever.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >give Mads 50k
        >she now has an inventory worth millions
        best girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively the most useful waifu
      But Selene is the best one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively the most useful waifu
      But Selene is the best one

      >Madeleine
      Shitty waifu that flirts more with other men than you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >NPCs will talk to you when ever you engage in conversation
        >S-she needs to approach me!!
        sounding kind of like an incel 2bh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >S-she needs to approach me!!
          What are you talking about lol

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Literally the only two people she has conversations with is the Arisen and Julien. If Julien is getting more flirts from her than you then you simply aren't talking to her at all

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She was more flirty with Julien in that one scene than she ever is with the player in the whole game, it's that simple

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >more flirty with Julien in that one scene than she ever is with the player in the whole game
                She's flirty most times you talk to her though. Or do you not notice it because innuendo wasn't involved?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >She's flirty most times you talk to her though
                She is mildly flirty sure. But she was literally ready to frick Julien. It just feels bad to romance someone that hasn't shown nearly the same interest to you as she did to some other guy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >she was literally ready to frick Julien
                Why stop at innuendo and not be half naked at that point then?
                >It just feels bad to romance someone that hasn't shown nearly the same interest to you as she did to some other guy
                She tells you the meeting with Julien is about money and if you know her backstory it's unlikely she's lying. She thought she could squeeze a bit more using her feminine wiles but clearly Julien wasn't interested. If you give her the money she asks for at the Encampment she exclaims you well know the path to a woman's heart. She also expresses interest in you becoming the Arisen if you talk to her after reaching Gran Soren.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, that's a lot of grasping on straws and hoop jumping but I can relate, pretty based.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's no straw grasping anywhere though, these are all things said by Madeleine herself. Actual strawgrasping would be assuming she's lying to you when she's upfront about money being her main motivation for everything.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              god how was the anime so fricking bad

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Netflix animations piss me off so fricking much, all that potential and they piss it all away and the good will of the fanbase too.
              Leave these properties alone you fricking israelites.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Julien knows how to get pussy without even trying
            >anon can't
            yep

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He's actually annoyed at the bawd for how agressivley she throws herself at him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and yet somehow you come off more upset than he is

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Not immediately picking up on Julian's disdain for women and prostitutes early on in the game.

              Julian clearly is annoyed by her, he's more incel if anything. Does he like sex? Probably, but he wouldn't sleep with prostitutes or women who throw themselves at him so easily. If anything he probably sees 99% of women as prostitutes, which would be the incel mindset.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he unironically fell for julien's ruse cruise

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Julian is a sociopath

                Duh, was it not obvious?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Incel is short for "involuntarily celibate", meaning that it's not a person's choice that they have not had sex. The term that would apply in Julien's case would be volcel (voluntarily celibate).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's coming home to Cassardis and finding half the female cast living in and around your tiny house.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SOPHISTRY
    In a world where they didn't have ancient greece.
    I really hate when they do it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who says they didn't have an equivalent?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing where anon is having an issue is that it's named for Sophist. So it's akin to calling someone darwinistic in a world in which Charles Darwin didn't exist. But ultimately it's just autism since language is just built on tons of references to shit that's largely irrelevant now. I mean we're literally talking about a character named Mercedes Marten which itself is distantly reference to Chritianity and Roman myth respectively.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How long is this game if you do all the sidequests and stuff?

    Last time I gave up when I reached the big city, felt like there was a ton to do in there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've played for 92 hours and haven't done everything there is to do in a single playthrough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      game takes a dive with the epilogue, which drags the game for way too fricking long and the DLC stuff is not for everyone. I would say the main game is 30 hours with most side-quests.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      30-50 hours long.
      If you do the DLC, then it's easily 80+ hours long if you unlock the DLC final boss second phase.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I do MAGIC good in Dragon's Dogma?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy charged attack
      simultaneous casting with pawns
      grapnel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. Use Sorceror, equip holy enchantment, use charged attacks like they're going out of style. This shit will murder MOST things very quickly. Anything that resists holy should just be burnt to death, electrocuted, or frozen, depending on their flavor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fire
      lots of fire, unless you're fighting drakes or lava saurian, then ice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >early game
        >everything is weak to fire
        >post game
        >everything resists fire
        bravo kojima

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bit hard on a first playthrough since you get caught in surprise fights often. Magic is really good at clearing out whole groups of enemies without them getting a chance to fight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't start as mage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        500 attack vs 700+ for a knight pawn? Is it worth it to go less so I have that 4000 stamina?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE THE SEX

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She'd be a better character if she gained 100 lbs tbh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          RETRACT THOSE WORDS, SER!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah at least 100lbs. Then she'd be good.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you'd be a better poster if you were 6 feet underground

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You'll realize I'm right when you're old enough to post here.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              holy fricking based

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          holy fricking based

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    iraklis is nowhere near as fun as I was made to believe it was because I went to kill a hydra after forgetting to upgrade it lol

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dragons dogma
    >you fight one dragon and zero dogs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are wyverns, wyrms and drakes not dragons and is this not a dog?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If they were dragons, they would be called dragons and not wyverns, wyrms, or drakes.
        Same goes for wolves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      technically there's Grigs and the Ur-Dragon

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game really favor Strider class, it has answer for everything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's Magic Archer, but you're right. Strider is the second best and is the only vlass that can negate fall damage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Strider's damage dwarfs Magick Archer's, but you have to sort of abuse the game to do it. Strider can also kill every single enemy type all by itself. The only other class that can do this is Mystic Knight. Other classes require a pawn to cover the gap in their offense for instance how Magick Archer can't kill certain golems.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          which golems?i remember having no trouble in bbi as a magick archer

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There are a small number of the golems with the remote discs that Magick Archer can't reach at all. I believe one appears in one of the arena rooms in Bitterblack, possibly post-Daimon or with that item that changes arena spawns. I think there is also one in one of the blood tower rooms, though you can technically do it if you jump into the caged disc from higher up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >certain golems
          Literally just one type, metal golems. In every instance you can just leave and not have to fight them so it's not even a big deal.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dont forget fricking ghost...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Heaven's Key Brain Splitter fricks ghosts square in their ectoplasm hole

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is assassin good? I've been running around doing side quests having no clue what I'm fricking doing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All classes are serviceable. Assassin in particular is very good, in part thanks to its great physical growth. It has access to the most weapons out of any class, so you can dip your toes into other physical classes' niches a little bit. It's also got a couple of skills that mirror some of Ranger's, such as the sniping bow skill whatever the frick it was called, lincoln-logs sight Assassin also gets access to fighter shields as a secondary weapon, and it has a couple unique skills there too, one of them is an invincible quick step in the direction you're facing. Assassin's daggers have the best counter in the game; this counter has an infinite window of opportunity, so you can simply cast it and idle until something hits you, even if it takes literal hours to do so. Lastly, Assassin is the only class that can wield sword+bow or dagger+shield.

      Pic related is a sort of loose look at how easy each class is in terms of their efficacy, though all classes are more than viable for most situations.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the detailed reply, so far I've just been messing around with different skills and trying to figure out what works, had no clue about the counter skills.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Assassin is one of four classes that can open Maneater chests safely on its own, but it's sort of a pain in the ass to set up. Assassin has a skill that sets a bomb and drops a powder trail as you move; using the skill again ignites the powder trail along the path you took, so if you drag the trail out long enough you can get the bomb to detonate while the Maneater is trying to eat you, freeing you from its grab.
          The other classes that can open them safely are Sorceror, Mystic Knight, and Strider Strider can do everything.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what about magick archers with immolate?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, I forgot about Immolate. I'm glad you reminded me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the detailed reply, so far I've just been messing around with different skills and trying to figure out what works, had no clue about the counter skills.

        The biggest issue with the Assassin is that he doesn't have an overpowered DPS skill like Strider or Ranger, nor the magic damage/attacks to melt BBI.

        Not that you need too be overpowered or power game since the game is pretty easy, but once you've played a class like Strider a lot you really start to miss the satisfaction of using something like Brain Splitter.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So should you intervene or not?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you get the most out of intervening and then reviving julien with a wakestone

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogma unironically had excellent writing and it's a shame the story was so obviously cut to pieces

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I thought I saw a girl that looked just like Mercedes the other day!
    >You did?
    >Yeah but I was mistaken
    >mistaken? how so?
    >Turns out I was just passing a goat farm!
    >DOHOHOHOHOHO!

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DD2 gameplay trailer when

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2024

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No you have to pay for it like everyone else.

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