>sperg: hey you know how to GM right
>Me: Kinda
>sperg: Can i join your new game
>Me: Yeah but i don't know anyone else wanting to start a new game
>sperg: It's ok you can start a game with me alone
>Me: Huh?
>sperg: yeah i'm going to play my own character and you roleplay everyone else in the party. When it come to combat i will take turn controlling the party just like Baldur gate 3
Why the fuck are they like this? Why the fuck don't they just play their video game instead? He is not asking to play D&D but still why the fuck would you do this?
99% of stories you read on Ganker is made up, but this one totally happened
>Me: Ok, but I get to design and create your character
>Also me: begins the forced fem through enforcing incharacter RP for the sexually frustrated nubile, young (relatively) elven princess.
What if that sperg were a cute girl (not a tranny, a real female), though? Would it change your response?
you know damn well the answer
"No, girls are stupid and can't play boardgames. Go play with your dolls"
FINE, YES, YES I'LL DO IT. I'LL LET HER USE ME AS HER PERSONIFIED VIDEO GAME. I'LL CREATE A SETTING FOR HER. I'LL CREATE EVERY CHARACTER ESPECIALLY TO CATER TO HER. THERE WILL BE NO LIMITS. FREAKSHIT? MAGICALREALM ? HOMOSEXUALITY BETWEEN TWO MEN OR MORE ALL PLAYED BY ME? FUCK IT I'LL DO IT. I'LL DO EVERYTHING FOR THE SAKE OF THE CUTE AUTISTIC COOCHIE MAN. JUST LET ME HIT THE FUCKING COOCHIE IS ALL I ASK. SHE WANTS ME TO FUDGE THE DICE? I'LL DO IT. SHE WANTS ME TO SHED BLOOD ON THE TABLE TO MAKE THE ACTION A LITTLE MORE REALISTIC? I DON'T FUCKING CARE I WILL DO IT. FUCK I'LL CREATE A GAME FROM SCRATCH TO FIT HER PREFERENCE. EVERYTHING FOR HER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN ALONE AND HORNY? THEN YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING. JUST LET ME HIT THE DAMN COOCHIE.
> She lifts her skirt after the campaign ends and you see a bulge
I was already sold anon you don't have to add more
I can only get so erect, Anon
What part of "girl, not tranny, real female" did you not understand?
>DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN ALONE AND HORNY? THEN YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING.
too fuckin real man.
>he hasn't run solo campaigns for his friends
i mean that party thing is fucking weird and retarded, but i've run a bunch of solo games for homies, although i feel the need to point out it wasn't d&d we were playing
>how did the most recent Maid: the RPG session go, anon-chan?
Minus the "party" part, I do this frequently. Run solo games, I mean. It's manageable as long as you never give the player more than one or two combat companions and you, as the DM, retain control over their actions.
It also helps to play more ruleslite roleplsy-focused systems and not build-autism combat-centric trash like DnD.
Narcassists love the attention and control they have over others, that's why. They can't get the same from a computer game, they NEED constant validation and attention.
>OP never played or run a 1:1 session
Ok? I fail to see why the other guy is a sperg, but whatever
I played a solo, it was fun, but the caveat was obviously that I had known the guy for years.
Doing solos with randos seems really stupid
Smaller groups are better than larger ones though, if you can get past the awkwardness. One on one might be too much until you're used to it, but two players and one gm is actually the ideal size.
Personally, I think it’s three players and one GM. Even numbers are an issue for parties.
>sperg
>Why
You answered your own question.
Is it OK if I bump this just because op pic made me look at this thread?
It is a good picture. Not only is the girl super cute but you can't help but take her word seriously since its clear she can look into your very soul with them big ole eyes.
: Can i join your new game
>no “new game” was mentioned before this point
This would be the main red flag to me. The assumption that, since you possess a capability, you necessarily MUST be ready and prepared to employ it on his behalf. Maybe I’m already running a game, maybe I’m taking a break between games. And then there’s the faux pas of inviting himself to something that he hadn’t been part of.
If he asked “Can you run a game for me?” I’d be much more forgiving, but this reeks of a disgusting level of entitlement.
Shut up homosexual