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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the horror THE HORROR

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I get a quick rundown on dd2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one played it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks epic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did when it came out on steam. It's pretty good, although it traded all the atmosphere for more enjoyable combat. And 4-5 hour runs is way too long for a roguelite. In the first game there were times when I would just turn on the game to listen to the soundtrack that plays in the hamlet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red Hook didn't understand what people liked in DD1, doubled down on wrong things, and replaced all dungeon crawl and character management with incredibly streamlined roguelite structure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Made me wonder if the first game was pure luck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Consdering their dogshit dlcs and updates, yeah. No dip.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The good:
      Animations and art are incredible.
      Game has an actual story.
      Combat system is revamped, no missing a swing that had a 135% chance to hit.
      Devs have actually patched out some bullshit to make the game better.

      Bad:
      Playing blind and without easy mode means you face a lot of grind.
      Like, a lot of grind.
      Individual runs last way too fricking long.

      I'm still a little bummed out that neither dogman or man with dog made it to DD2. Abom was a longshot sure but houndmaster seemed popular enough

      Abom is coming back as an enemy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You got what was really bad and pissed off a lot of fans in your spoiler, they cut a bunch of characters that people liked. The new characters are okay, but not worth taking slots for characters people already loved. Adding some of them as enemies only made things worse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did anyone actually like the antiquarian though? all the popular missing characters like the houndmaster and shieldbreaker are being saved for DLC anyways

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked her because Antiquarian runs were fun as frick. Her moveset was terrible though, but it could have been reworked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I liked her because Antiquarian runs were fun as frick. Her moveset was terrible though, but it could have been reworked.

            Actually, thinking about it, she should have been implemented kind of like the Bounty Hunter. Every once in awhile she pops up at an inn and you have the option to hire her. Her moveset would still be pretty bad, but she'd get you a massive amount of candles and you could get rare trinkets for the run. That would basically copy her function from the base game, and it would actually work well with the roguelike structure. Her being a miniboss on the other hand is just stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      worse music
      worse narration
      less player choise
      less party customization
      annoying grind
      more repetitive
      stress replaced by dating mechanics
      but it's prettier and the gameplay is mostly the same

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gameplay is mostly the same

        There's little to no RNG element, DD1 was crits flying left and right, you could die in a single turn, DD2 is like a duel between two afflic warlocks in WoW.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stress replaced by dating mechanics
        Why do women do this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how DD had a solid foundation but every patch made the game worse? This time the base is dumpster fire.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DD2 doesn't exist

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAH IM GOING INSANE

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be stressed too if some homosexual ruined my favorite clothes with a vintage 200 years old vinegar.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEVER GIVE UP

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THERE CAN BE NO HOPE IN THIS HELL
    >NO HOPE AT ALL

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chat do you think its time for a revisit to DD?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no
      stupid grind heavy neverending game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you should play on X2 with cheat engine, I know I did that when doing that blood dlc with never ending corridors.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I should beat it at least once. The late game grind is just too much for me. Especially when my characters die. That's the one thing DD2 did better than DD1. The shorter game made it easier to deal with loss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until the Black Reliquary total-conversion mod gets finished
      There will have to be a save reset on the final update so you cant start now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wait until the Black Reliquary total-conversion mod gets finished
        I thought it was supposed to be out by this spring, what happened?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Green levels
      >yeah this is fine when the enemy spiders and dogs don't get initiative + multiple crits
      Amber levels
      >yeah this is fine until the new enemies show up but the wiki tells me what I need to not consistently lose adventurers to them
      Red levels
      >ha ha... I'm doing this for the story... just... need to... get to the... darkest dungeon...
      Darkest Dungeon
      >nnnngh... it wasn't that bad...
      Darkest Dungeon (second level)
      >nnnngh... this level only lost me 5 adventurers that took hours to level up this far...
      >nnnnngh... the next level can't be even worse with bullshit mechanics that have nothing to do with what I've faced thus far and zero way to prepare for it other than reading the wiki but that'd spoil the entire game and just tell me how to win...
      Darkest Dungeon (third level)
      >Frick this game. Frick it. Frick it. I'm quitting forever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go to cove
        >fight snails or something
        >entire enemy team goes first despite having dismas with as much speed as possible
        >they all focus dismas and kill him first turn
        HOW THE FRICK WAS I MEANT TO 'PREVENT' THAT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chat
      Why do you people do this?
      You sound like that one kid that asked people to "spam kappa in the chat" in real life during a convention

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So grindy. So so grindy. So many hours wasted doing the same thing over and over again, forced to play it safe with throwaway party runs and stuff like that because any risk can result in losing hours upon hours of progress...
      DD was afraid to be fun because it desperately wanted players to be as miserable as the game's setting.
      You can beat it, radiant mode makes it bearable and you can disable that dogshit mosquito DLC, but man does it ever waste your time.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOPELESS

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAZED
    REELING
    ABOUT TO BREAK

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be in dark dank tunnels where everything wants to kill me
    >Some undead frick throws liquid on me like im in Pakistan

    Id be horrified too, is it acid, is it poison? You'd be scared too fricker

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enter

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's blood.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys check out my funko pop collection

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love this lil' homie like you wouldn't believe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me opening my 'jak folder

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still a little bummed out that neither dogman or man with dog made it to DD2. Abom was a longshot sure but houndmaster seemed popular enough

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was hot blood with diseases in it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      given they don't give you diseases like the homosexuals in pic related i assume it's at least wine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was basically acid

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS A FRICKING RENTAL SUIT YOU BONY FRICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my gif still being posted 8 years later
      nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a good gif.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is DD2 fun? I was kinda excited about it, but by the time it came out and artstyle differences made me lose interest in it. Is it a finished game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but you have to go into it with a mentality that it's a different game with (mostly) the same characters and (mostly) same combat
      Although they teased new game mode update (presumably for later this year) that does away with the rougelite progression and instead it's something like a tabletop game map where you defend from invaders? Idk, but maybe the people who complained about differences between dd1 and 2 were loud enough so that they want to throw them a bone. Either way more shit in this game is always welcome

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gotta get to it then at some point.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spills a vacuum full of radioactive waste 10 minutes before the shift ends

    frickin ell

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, those stains are TERRIBLE to get out, it's medieval, they didn't have the shopping channel to let you buy miracle stain removal powders/sprays/rags.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEGONE FIEND!!!

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your wine sucks
      now you have done it

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just going to do a quick run on an easy dungeon with my high level guys so the rest can heal up
    >uhmmmm no we don't want to 🙂
    I can forgive a lot of the dumb design choices in the game but that shit will never not be annoying

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do I properly utilize Grave Robber

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just Dodge
      >I gave her dodge trinkets but the dice said no twice over and now she's on deaths door with bleed, blight and stun, and it's her turn next
      Just Dodge, lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow Fade, then Lunge, rinse and repeat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just Dodge
      >I gave her dodge trinkets but the dice said no twice over and now she's on deaths door with bleed, blight and stun, and it's her turn next
      Just Dodge, lmao

      Shadow Fade, then Lunge, rinse and repeat

      I like to use throwing dagger because I think it looks cool every time she does it

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GOING INSANE
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Highway ctit ranged build
    Guess who's gonna die first

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crimson court completely ruins the game. Frick those insect Black folk and their bloodsucking disease.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be rich
    >instead of enjoying your money you start digging for outer god horror and shit
    What the frick is wrong with him?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he already did enjoy his money and got bored with it. besides, wouldn't you be allured by the promise of absolute power?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boredom, same reason why richgays irl turn degenerate like that frick & eat restaurant in japan

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