Splatoon

New season patch notes are up!
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v800
Check them out and see what’s been added & what’s been changed!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we feel about that catalog bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Coral Bloom Aloha looks nice. I need to see what all the Emotes look like before I judge on them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a secret page they aren't showing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably a group photo of characters they have models for, saying "thanks for playing"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"You're Invited!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Veemos look ugly with boy hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of the catalogues have been lame since they started recycling content. Weak way to send it off as the final catalogue. New gear is whatever outside of the hoodie. 4/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >summerfest is real
      >Deep Cut and Off the Hook get cute new outfit alterations
      >Callie and Marie are somehow 100% more sex and adorable
      >shitloads of stages are getting reworked
      >triumvirate fights aren't Big Big Run exclusive and give trebble rewards
      >new decorations for all gold badges and beating HLM triumvirate
      Good fricking lord. I was expecting there to be new stuff that wasn't in the season trailer but this completely blew out any expectations I had. The hell else even is there?

      >Thank You For Playing
      Welp.

      New tableturf icons are gonna be available alongside the new season, so keep an eye out

      Finally, more veemos and the adorable little Agent 8 art.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like they're gearing for the eventual Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook vs Deep Cut showdown.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rev up those fryers, cause I sure need my SR bonuses. Room at rotation.

          Conflicted as to who I'd pick. I really do like both Squid Sisters and Off the Hook.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It will now be possible to get decorations corresponding to certain conditions at Grizzco.
            >When you have collected golden badges for all of the job stages.
            >When you have repelled and cleared a Triumvirate attack at Hazard Level MAX
            More ways to show that you’re a grizzGOD. Will YOU qualify?

            You making? Need bonuses too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Callie and Marie are somehow 100% more sex and adorable
        It should be illegal to be this SEXOOOOOOOO

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've really outdone themselves with the outfits this time around. They're definitely tossing us older players a bone with this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pearl's outfit is sexo i want to wear it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Pearl
              >sexo
              LMAO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yessir.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon does not understand the appeal of the manhandle

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              marina stop making excuses for stealing pearl's clothing, we all know what you do with it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post your flat chest first please

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm already finding shitloads of art and it's driving me fricking ballistic.

          >It will now be possible to get decorations corresponding to certain conditions at Grizzco.
          >When you have collected golden badges for all of the job stages.
          >When you have repelled and cleared a Triumvirate attack at Hazard Level MAX
          More ways to show that you’re a grizzGOD. Will YOU qualify?

          You making? Need bonuses too

          Yeah, it's why I said it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Instantly full the second it pops up

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              octo daughter is a hot commodity!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I went full moron there in my search for big shot kills. Zero regrets.

              Yeah, that happens.

              >The hell else even is there?
              More stuff being added to the grizzco shop I believe, but lots of interesting little changes in the patch notes. Grizz dualies shooting projectile got a damage buff from 30 to 35, for instance. Drizzlers got nerfed and the balloon is supposed to get less stuck on level geometry now. Give it a read through

              Already did, which is how I knew about the stages. Still hoping to see the rest of the old SR gear in the update.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I went full moron there in my search for big shot kills. Zero regrets.

                Yeah, that happens.

                [...]
                Already did, which is how I knew about the stages. Still hoping to see the rest of the old SR gear in the update.

                Sexoooo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The hell else even is there?
        More stuff being added to the grizzco shop I believe, but lots of interesting little changes in the patch notes. Grizz dualies shooting projectile got a damage buff from 30 to 35, for instance. Drizzlers got nerfed and the balloon is supposed to get less stuck on level geometry now. Give it a read through

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tame those expectations squigger
        >only 2 maps got reworks
        >half of the rest got small changes, aka added objects and slightly adjusted terrain - basically the pole update 2.0 only this time its boxes
        >other half got "minor changes" aka, things so small theyre probably not noticeable - map fixes to exploits or weird geometry.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If the boxes can enable new jumps like the one people are speculating on Eeltail then we may yet be in business

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not expecting a miracle but it's still more effort than anyone expected.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Hammerhead change is the exact shit I was suggesting like a week after launch, amazing that it took these moronic devs nearly two whole years to get around to it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Amazing it even happened in the first place, given the devs' history.

              Callie needed some love

              You're not wrong, but Marie fits the OL aesthetic so damn hard that I want it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What was the change?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Theyre adding a route so you can get into the right side of mid from spawn like you can the left.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kind of wish we got more, if we had S1 or S2 design philosophy (flanks and paintable FRICKING walls) thered be an upper path, like an underhang from the bridge, or a lower path that goes under the map from one side, past mid, to the other, with the centre block in mid being a link to it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If the boxes can enable new jumps like the one people are speculating on Eeltail then we may yet be in business

          Eeltail has been seen, they made the box in the side of mid bigger and added a grate to bridge
          This allows you to jump to bridge from the box
          >COOL
          HOLD IT, what does that really, actually change, though? The choke point from mid to their side under the mini bridge still has no way to avoid, and the choke at the end of the bridge still exists. Who cares if you can mount bridge from mid if the issue was being locked out of mid to begin with. Its better but the map isnt fixed, theres no flanking routes.
          An obvious quick lazy fix is to add a box to let you climb up on the left, to the left of the bridge, or the right so you can climb the big square platform

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A special Triumvirate XTRAWAVE can now occur.
    >In this XTRAWAVE, three King Salmonids will attack at once.
    >The number of fish scales you can obtain will be triple the normal amount.

    Kill them all, Squid Kid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So its not exclusive to Big Run then? nice

      Also triple fish scales sound good, that means we will recieve a whole three (3) gold scales now

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total aerogay death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay mad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >used a booyah
        >in a 2v2v1 instance
        Are you stup... of course you are. You brought an Aerotrash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this what eating 15 grams of trans fat a day does to the brain? do little caesarkeks really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People who eat LCs are the best at the game no doubt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Aerospray plays so good when you aint gotta b***h in ya ear telling you it's trash

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This meme is kinda true when it comes to shitty junk food though, you can enjoy it a lot more when you don't have some gay giving you shit for it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              same thing could be said about a lot of weapons in this game...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >eating shit is easier when you convince yourself it's not shit
              lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fun subweapons when efluencers aren't around crying that they're not a lethal bomb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Check them out and see what’s been added & what’s been changed!
      >Dapple
      >Octobrush
      >Inkbrush
      >Splat Roller
      >Carbon Roller
      >Clash Blaster
      >Luna Blaster
      >Aerospray
      >Splattershot Jr.
      >Sploosh-o-matic
      All weapons I'll play against Decavitator.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Friend-Request Harassment has been added to the options selectable when reporting users after battles or jobs.
    kek

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its Fangfox > Bottomfrag

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ASS

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    G!!! and Ricey will be shitposting again.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its unironically over.
    Splatoon 4 when

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Made it so that, when equipping the Squeezer or Foil Squeezer in battles and Salmon Run, continuously pressing the ZR Button in quick succession at shorter intervals than the weapon’s normal fire interval will lengthen the interval until the next shot is fired.
    >The Squeezer and Foil Squeezer are designed as weapons that players can use more efficiently by pressing the button with the proper timing.
    >This change is to prevent players from using these weapons at maximum efficiency when ignoring the timing and repeatedly mashing the button extremely quickly.
    The adjustment has been made in a way so that those using the weapon normally will not be affected by the change.

    People were abusing this with turbo controllers or some shit? this sound too specific

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's exactly that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >REEF-LUX 450
        >REEF-LUX 450 Deco
        >Made it possible to charge in midair at the same speed as when on the ground.
        Nice!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oops wasn't meant to quote.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically yea. Even then it’ll be a significant nerf to its long-range firing RoF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Even then it’ll be a significant nerf to its long-range firing RoF
        Trouble reading?
        >those using the weapon normally will not be affected by the change.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah my third party controller with Hall Effect sticks had a turbo option. Except it turbo'd whatever button I was holding down when I pressed the special turbo activator on the back so I ended up squidbagging uncontrollably more often than it did anything useful.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Now inks along the rails as the rails extend before launch
    >When the active terrain is moving, the rails will now move along with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>>When the active terrain is moving, the rails will now move along with it
      Can someone help me understand this part?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im guessin it keeps the ink you laid out until the reef is over then the moving shit shifts the ink rail line

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds like you can do drifts with the right timing instead of sliding off where the moving platform was when you started it up?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>It sounds like you can do drifts
          where the frick are you getting drifts from

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The reefslider travels along the rails. If the rails move, the path of your slider may also move

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. What rails?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you charge up reefslider it lays the ink down first then slides into it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rail inking is a smart buff that should reward you for properly aiming and catching someone off guard, and will make it better at stopping the rm:clam carrier

      >>>When the active terrain is moving, the rails will now move along with it
      Can someone help me understand this part?

      Could mean extending the travel or curving the path of the reefslider on the new map or marlin

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played splatoon since 2 but i just wanted to say motion aim is based bless u anons

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It will now be possible to get decorations corresponding to certain conditions at Grizzco.
    >When you have collected golden badges for all of the job stages.
    >When you have repelled and cleared a Triumvirate attack at Hazard Level MAX.

    I don't actually have any Gold Stage Badges.......frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I WILL carry you to gold.
      No I wont.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hope the decoration for max haz triumvirate is a gold trophy for my fish collection

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New tableturf icons are gonna be available alongside the new season, so keep an eye out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gimme this nintendo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is that one not already an icon?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good job anon
      gonna take one with boykisser/boykised gays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good job anon
      gonna take one with boykisser/boykised gays

      Obsessed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Onto the wall of shame you go!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That was my favorite Splatfest.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bros I got a question.
          How much is too much?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            never too much

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >these people will still claim it's not a cult

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How does someone being queer affect you?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It negatively affects me

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As a person who likes stuff that are feminine in nature (cooking, volleyball, laundry, romance novels), I hate it when homosexuals assume that I'm automatically trans or part of the /lgbt/ when these are the hobbies that I happen to enjoy the most. Part of why I took up more masculine hobbies alongside my feminine hobbies until lately is not because of straight people but because homosexuals want more people to be one of them.

              I am a bisexual homosexual but people shouldn't assume that because I like feminine stuff

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cooking
                women are shit cooks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My favorite is when Ganker spergs out over using a female avatar in a game that that makes you a troony. I've been doing it for over 20 years and never once felt the desire to put on a dress or cut my dick off, I just like cute shit. Also straight.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are a woman pretending to be a man online. You will never convince us you are male.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I were a woman posting here I'd be teehee silly boysing around for attention, come on now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I am a bisexual
                Way to perpetuate the stereotype, sis.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You like laundry? What the frick is wrong with you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you interested in being my house husband?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a buff husbando?
                Can you pull me out of the Philippines? [spoiler]NGL I'd even marry an old hag if she pulls me out of this hellhole [/spoiler]

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just fricking with you man, but I wish you the best

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just fricking with you man
                anon, that's l-l-lewd...
                >I wish you the best
                y-y-you too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The wall of shame must keep growing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you let him win bigot?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Frick you for playing"

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who did splash wall touch in order to get this done to it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I was surprised to see all the damge buffs against the Splash Wall, of all things to nerf instead of pencil or cooler or Zooka, it was Splash Wall they decided to go after.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        .52 gal and squeezer crimes

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with woomys

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So realistically how are you meant to fight three Kings at once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends entirely on if they share a healthbar or not.
      If they share, focus on Fug. If not, weep.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make them attack each other

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of ways if they damage each other or share hp.
      From the small clip in the trailer it looked like everyone had grizzco weapons, which might just be there for the debut so who knows if we'll always get grizzco weapons for the wave. The clip also showed no other bosses or lessers besides a single fish stick, so those spawns might be very minimal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Triple Threat Wave Starts
        >Everyone gets GrizzCo Blasters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone gets Grizzco weapons
      >their health is 1/3 of their normal health
      >extended time
      >fewer Boss Salmonids
      Many possibilities

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get ten free gacha pulls for owning the DLC
    Neat I guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess that makes up for paying $25 for MID order....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering how long 300k coins can take to get it actually is several hours worth of time compensated

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can get unlimited gacha rolls for free with conch shells in the week long sneak preview and even more during a fest. 10 rolls aint shit

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single taticooler nerf
    >Not even a special cost reduction
    Yup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *slurrrrrp*
      Yup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *slurrrrrp*
      Yup

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inkbrush is pretty fun in SR when you don't have morons constantly telling you it's shit

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Bamboozler sucks ass in Salmon Run.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any hot tips for Salmon Run so I can be ahead of the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read the handbook

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't Die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never wear the Pink Slopsuit or Gloopsuit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie you're against ai
      just learn their pathing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      feel like my mom wrote this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Some of your SR Coworkers are MILFs.

        Score?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lure the lurable bosses to the basket.
      kill the things you cant lure like flyfish, stingers, and big shots ASAP, then return to the basket.
      Utilize egg throws to constantly be ferrying eggs.
      Kill trash.
      Dont die.
      It's better to use your specials early than to wipe early.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (YOU) suck ass in Salmon Run

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >REEF-LUX 450
    >Made it possible to charge in midair at the same speed as when on the ground.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squidfants

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    joining a sr room in the next rotation

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, you guys were quick. Let's do it. Also HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We posting summer squid sisters?

        [...]

        Sexoooo

        I need them so fricking bad, holy shit. Too bad there won't be any porn. Almost none of the alternate outfits get a decent amount.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man I hate how I've seen too much off model stuff that Marie's boobs look too small here

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too much gooning

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not the art that’s off-model, it’s the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My head cannon is that her breasts are at least 3 times that size but her straps are just super powerful.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Squids are pretty flat in general, in their world she's likely stacked as hell by their standards.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That *is* canon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shiver's got a similar thing going on. She's got those inksacs TIGHTLY wrapped

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My desire for her is off the charts.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wowie im surprised my button mashing actually lost this time

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >clique time again

    oof

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We posting summer squid sisters?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yessir!

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone posting squid sisters
    >No OtH posting
    I mean, they look just as great!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well it's just their regular outfits with hats so it's not really all that exciting. I do like to think the devs are aware of the Pearl in a cap thing though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Off the hook? more like FELL OFF the hook.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know I love them but they clearly didn't win this time around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >matching tentacle piercings
      fricking dykes

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 silver isn't bad for that kill. One more joe for me.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bow buff
    based

    >no zooka or cooler changes
    not based

    The subtle indications in the trailer that bubble instantly inks its entire area is slightly concerning. Hope the stage reworks are good.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Captain Cuttlefish, it's cool. This is a new time, now put down the Splat Bomb."

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all this crying over the bubbler buff
    What a bunch of fricking crybabies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the buff just painting where it's planted? What are they crying about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly dont get it. Bubbler is kind of shit right now, it needs buffs.

        Squid breasts

        The hell is there to cry about? Not like the inside isn't already going to be inked.

        AFAIK the fears are almost entirely about it being used to cheese splat zones. Throw bomb, paint with bubble, throw another bomb, probably cap the zone. Could be annoying with junior and decavitator.
        I'm withholding judgement until the patch tho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not like there aren't a thousand cancerous ways to instaflip a Splat Zone anyway

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no, the special is useful

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bubbler is one of those poorly designed special where it can potentially be worse than garbage or overcentralizingly broken.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This literally does nothing for Jr. Jr. will need to ink to get to the spot in the first place. It's a benefit to other weapons with big bubbler, but it does frickall for Jr. Also, holy shit, big bubbler needed something because it's legitimately awful in this game's climate. I don't think this was the right idea, though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What else could you even do for it? They already buffed both its size and irs HP pool.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In a game where kraken is both offensive and defensive, is literally invulnerable, and can destroy big bubbler with a single charged attack, big bubbler can't compare in any way. It forces people out of the zone and off of the tower, whereas, bubbler does frickall, especially since you can walk into it. The only way to fix bubbler is to literally get rid of kraken.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn’t fix it at all when booyah bomb and tristrike are a thing. Specials countering each other is not the end of the world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly dont get it. Bubbler is kind of shit right now, it needs buffs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Squid breasts

      The hell is there to cry about? Not like the inside isn't already going to be inked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      AFAIK the fears are almost entirely about it being used to cheese splat zones. Throw bomb, paint with bubble, throw another bomb, probably cap the zone. Could be annoying with junior and decavitator.
      I'm withholding judgement until the patch tho

      It’s mostly Pr*Chara and his rats throwing a b***hfit about it because “ZoNeS chEesE”. Frick that dipshit.
      >We need to nerf TriStrike cheese, so let’s make missiles take longer to paint, it will frick Tower Control and Rainmaker even further, but that will solve ZoNEs cHeEse

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolutely 100%
        Remember 90% of western splatoon players who have any opinion about "the balance" of the game or post here watch ProNoun and think his words have any meaning on turf wars or C rank.

        Proof is how many people use the literal exact loadouts seen on sendo's set builder, despite that level of autistic min maxxing only mattering on high coordinated comps.
        Imagine arguing tristrke needs a nerf, when its one of the weaker specials in the game that never splats and barely displaces, just because of "zones cheese"... it cant even cheese zones just paint as it goes off same as booyah.

        Btw its confirmed in the trailer bubbler does indeed instant paint its entire area, so its possible to quickly paint zones with it, but then is that really that big of a problem?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And unlike every other special in the gsme, Bubbler possesses literally zero offensive capabilities whatsoever. Like oh no, the Jr might actually ha e a small competitive niche, what a horrible fate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah even the ink vac is a better "zones cheese" special
            It literally prevents you from painting zone for several seconds, but wheres the complaint about it?

            The ideal use for the bubbler is still going to be going PAST the zone and plonking it between the zone and enemy spawn just to delay them, when the frick has painting the zone ever been the issue, several weapons do it alone in a second or two. basically anyone can "cheese zone" in the same way. ProNoun is being an overreactive baby.

            The only reason slider is "cheesy" is because you literally cant stop them from capping zone from back from safety of their backline, and even then only on small zones. Bubbler users have to literally enter zone to 'cheese' it, so by that logic, any good painting weapon is also zones cheese.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It just comes across as such a weird this to be complaining about when there's si much other shit that does the same thing only better, especially when Cooler and Zooka remain completely unfouched

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but then is that really that big of a problem?
          The problem isn't the Bubbler itself but one of the most annoying Main Weapon has the Bubbler. Now Jr can literally throw two bombs, then walk in almost uncontested, set up the Bubbler then paint to cheese, and the only other way to make sure this doesn't happen is Reef Cheese

          Keep in mind Splat Bomb is the second best sub next to Burst and Jr has a unique gimmick of having more inks than other Mains and you have the most painful weapon to face on Solo Queue and the most annoying meme weapon to face on tourneys

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >walk in uncontested
            Literally just shoot at it or throw a grenade back
            >the only counter is reef cheese
            Besides the obvious counter of preventing it from getting a dominant spot in the zone in the first place, ink strike, booyah, kraken, stamp, chumps and wail all over varying levels of counterplay to it, some completely invalidating it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >then walk in almost uncontested
            How, explain how it does this
            >burst bombs do 60 or 35 damage, or 0 if you miss
            >thats at best one splat, at worst nothing but some paint
            >it has shit range and RNG
            >but anon thinks it can "just walk in"

            There arent many zones a bubbler can cover entirely, and the ones it could are double-zones. Ergo, it cannot 'cheese' as all you have to do is paint the bomb splats and keep the jr out.
            again, like I said, unlike reef it has to WALK into the zone first, if that still counts as 'cheese' then basically any weapon or special that paints fast is cheese.
            >pops trizooka from spawn
            >shoots 3 shots at zone, over the heads of the enemy
            >caps it
            ZOOKA CHEESE NERF WHEN?!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jr has splat bombs doofus

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                splat bombs alone cant just allow you to walk into an area uncontested, doofus.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not the person who claimed that. In fact, I replied suggesting the exact opposite. I’m just correcting your egregious error, you dunce

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I literally was not a part of this conversation whatsoever. But the whole idea of some little jr rushing in like a badass is moronic. In reality they get mowed down the second they get in range of the enemy’s killers. It’s just not a very oppressive weapon and plays more of a support role that is heavily reliant on teammates

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. So quit assuming that correcting a post that was stupid enough to say the Jr has burst bombs means that they’re arguing it can get in for free

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ma’am, I wholly admit I misinterpreted your post and for that I am gravely sorry. Let us continue discussing Splatoon 3 in a peaceful and civilized manner.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most gracious of you, miss. I do so hope that you’re enjoying the Splatoon 3 game for Nintendo Switch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothin personnel squiddo

      https://sendou.ink/analyzer?weapon=10&build=ISS%2CISS%2CISS%2CISS%2CSCU%2CISS%2CISS%2CISS%2CSJ%2CQSJ%2CSS%2CRES&build2=U%2CU%2CU%2CU%2CU%2CU%2CU%2CU%2CU%2CU%2CU%2CU&lde=0&focused=1

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Solid, no nonsense jr build. Respect

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a lot of splatbombs. Could use some more special charge up though to really dab on ZonesOnlykeks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That amount of sub saver is so he can throw two splat bombs on one full tank.
          Two splat bombs -> pop bubbler giving ink tank refill -> two more splat bombs. One special charge main is enough for bubbler spam given jr’s low cost for special and its great turfing ability

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whers the qr?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              on the meta troony weapons where it belongs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what weapons do you play

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                splatlings, jr and tristringer

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I personally would've called that a gold-worthy kill but I'll still happily take the silvers. Would do one more boss but it's been a long couple of days and I'm tired. Thanks for the scales, bros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun games and good king kills.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The high tide was oddly comfy. When your team knows how to direct the big tuna and not get everyone killed, it's a smooth ride. But I still can't help but be annoyed at having the lowest numbers on the results screen.

        For me it’s the lionfish funface

        Was completely blindsided by these. In hindsight, it's an obvious japanese summer thing with the festivals and shit. Not to mention incredibly appropriate for splatfests. Still, can't help but be slightly disappointed that we didn't get something more beach-themed. The cartoony one looks to be 3's version of the fish head from 2.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your scores were fine.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It should've been her.

            Agree to disagree.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Callie needed some love

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the lionfish funface

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah sick, I missed the summerfest announcement. Between all the assets made for that, springfest, frosty fest, and halloween, I think there's no way they're not running all those fests at least one more time. Either another year of splatfests, or splatfest reruns or switch 2 launching with splatoon deluxe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >or switch 2 launching with splatoon deluxe
        Switch 2 will be backwards compatible with Splat 3, let this meme die

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I won't, it's my favorite pet meme and I will feed it every day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a shit meme and you should give it a rest

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its true though, S3 deluxe will be a thing just like mario kart
          >what about backwards compa-
          doesnt matter, the 'deluxe' upgrade for the base version could be DLC or part of the existing expansion pass, or free, or they could just say frick you buy S3.5 outright, but theres no reason to assume S3 owners would be locked out from it or that it wouldnt exist just because some games are back compat.
          Remember the 4 colours in the expansion pass indicating 4 waves?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Remember the 4 colours in the expansion pass indicating 4 waves?
            you are moronic

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they rerun Splatoween or Frosty Fest they'll likely just slap hats on Pearl and Marina again instead of going all out with full costumes

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no pencil nerfs
    >still no zooka nerfs
    >still no cooler nerfs
    lame patch, even with map reworks, the only decent ones are barnacle and hammerhead, the others I GUARANTEE are just going to be added boxes and poles. Which doesnt really fix the game and its stale meta

    As for the overall;
    Wellstring got fricked for no reason with 2 trash kits, once again bow users abused by gayami
    new sword is OP noob weapon for nogami reasons.
    Splashwall nerfs are totally uncalled for, like, what? Just because squeezer is used in japan I guess.
    NZap buff why?
    Bubbler cheese is real for some reason, invest in zimi zones now. (paints entire radius instantly)
    New catalogue is lame but I wonder what is past level 100 since theres an extra page
    The mindbreak emote is level 100 which is FRICKING GAY
    Salmon Run winning again
    >but no grizz splatling
    no brella overhaul buff and another dogshit kit

    We'll have to see how the map changes pan out, theres 3 tiers, hammer/barnacle got specific patchnotes, some got "changes" and some got "minor changes"
    Other than that, theres not much here to change the game.
    Fingers crossed the LAST balance patch in 6 weeks fixes our game, makes brella good again, nerfs gayshooters and gaydualies, gaypencil and gayzooka, and comes with meaningful map reworks

    >also eeltail only got "small" map changes, isnt in the list of bigger map changes KEK the interns refuse to return to beta version

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Brellagay thinks his class will ever be good or relevant
      lmao keep crying b***h homie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The time brella was good in S2 was literally objectively the best meta period in splatoon history you massive fricking Black persontardhomosexual.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get good fangfox

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    33 Conch shells is an absolute frick ton and will make me contemplate suicide if I get that to pip up and I lose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's also super rare since you gotta get 333x and then win

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess this is a thing now or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically not as appropriate, but infinitely cuter

      I am not familiar with tbis meme

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems to stem from this, apparently someone got it off google street maps.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          memes sure do move fast these days huh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It can be both a blessing and a curse. Usually the latter but sometimes the internet delivers.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Skirt with hose is the best

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Callie_(Splatoon) Panties_under_pantyhose
                ughhhhh

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Technically not as appropriate, but infinitely cuter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but infinitely cuter
      infinitely more shit you mean

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone talking as if the map changes are already out? Are you all taking out of your asses or can we see them somewhere already?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They gave us diagrams of the Barnacle and Hammerhead changes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, so no info at all like the last few times where the random scribbles barely reflected the actual changes, got it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nooo my favorite beakon hiding spot got turned into a busy corridor 🙁

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For Barnacle

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >added a sniper perch
            Holy FRICK, that map was cancer already because it's a large open area with limited cover. Backliners didn't need more help on that map.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That would be complete ass as a sniper perch, and the map’s problem is that there was no way to get out of base once you’re locked down, stupid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barnacle and hammer head got literal blueprints, barnacle even got a pretty good screenshot
      Eeltail is seen in the splatfest footage, a little bit, thats how we know about the block
      Scorch we got a tiny snippet look at, we see added blocks to the grate bridge
      Theyre there if you look.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so simple, yet so good

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You can actually kill stingers with the stringer without leaving the basket plat.
    This rotation is fun

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn. This is the first time i've ever missed a salmon run rotation. Guess the burnout really is hitting.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i JUST realized the patch is STILL not tomorrow
    there is still may 31st

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the same thing almost 2 hours ago. Was looking at the 30th thinking we'll get the patch tonight, forgetting that midnight already rolled aorund.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop giving the idols cool clothes I want my woomy to wear fresh sht and not another fricking Tshirt and raincoat

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decorations are literal baby toys
    >those squid thing stickers are elementary school tard wranglers
    >title is "goodbye lol"
    hackgami is actually mocking us at this point

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >further buff zap
    >nerf splashwall which already sucks ass
    >zero brella buffs
    >no dousers buff
    >bandaid changes to specials that achieve nothing
    >poopsocker Black folk stay at s+0 which they don't need whatsoever as they play series a lot instead of actually sane range like 2000-2200+
    >painbrush moronic name still not fixed
    >add additional way to rig splatfest in frye's favour
    >pointless report option instead of removing moronic report limit
    this might be the worst patch in entire splatoon3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quit the game then shitter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>no dousers buff
      Douser doesn't need buff. It's already Jet Squelcher Splatoon 2 done right. The Custom Douser is potentially cancerous as it is and the only thing that's holding it back are the dev teams making sure we don't go back to Splatoon 2 Jet Squelcher Ray again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Douser doesn't need buff.
        yes it does long range accuracy and inking are prebuff nova tier bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >painbrush moronic name still not fixed
      Omega shit taste homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only pain in painbrush is having moronic throwing Black folk like you dragging down the whole team

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many hours until the season switch? I have no idea when they usually do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://splatoon.oatmealdome.me/three

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am disappointed that Marie is not wearing a skirt.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs crew.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ggs guys, always fun!

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gg team. gr8 king kills

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stealing my boss kills

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too sleepy, dozing off while looking for summer night stuff. A few of these and then bed.

      This c**t unlocked suction bombs in salmon run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      next time post a pvp webm
      this is getting stale

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Enough for now, wanna go back to sleep. Finishing with this new one, I always appreciate some classic art of 8 and 3. Time to dream of Callie and Marie's delicious summer tummies and tube tops. Night.

          Oh shit, I remember that. It's even more satisfying from this angle. Good save.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gn sis

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gn sis
            lets play on patch day

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If this were me then all three bombs would have gone in the furthest left basket.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You lunatic

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nogami really said
    >stupid gaijin STOP making your tournaments Zones Only

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?
      it's japs who do that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That and turf war tornies.
        Most, if not all the moronic patches, are due solely based on japanese turf war tornies.
        Why was splashwall giganerfed despite being a bad sub? Nips still use squeezer.
        Someone get them to use toxic mist so it can be buffed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Squiffer is ised in NA as well

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            (assuming you meant squeezer not squiffer) It is but only for zooka, and turbo controllergays
            it fell off after the nerf and wasnt used that much at all, only like, what 20% of top comps have it now?

            Now the turbo controllers are nerfed, I guarantee it will die, and the cheaters will claim they dropped it due to the "10% splashwall damage from clash blaster"
            Anyone still using squeezer now who stops after this season is confirmed a turbocontroller cheater

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >what 20% of top comps have it now?
              isnt that a pretty good number though?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >every single team is running cooler
                >6/8 are running trizooka
                first it was ink armor and inkjet combo, now it's tacticooler and trizooka
                what's it going to be for the next game?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                whatever the homosexual devs dont play test + whatever nogami personally uses
                If its good but NOgami, = nerf into the fricking centre of the earth, buff its counters
                If its good and YESgami = buff to absurd levels and keep it there, nerf its counters every patch.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not used for zooka spam but because it's just faster killing splattershot with more range?
              Also are those controllers with turbo not programmable so it's not possible to just match the new firing interval?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some are programmable, lots of them arent though and just spam as fast as possible
                The ones you can program would work, but at that point its not really giving you an advantage if you play squeezer legit enough, well I suppose consistency matters. No one will use squeezer for several matches in a row and still maintain that finger speed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                even in just one match holding the button and paying attention to more important things other than keeping the correct firing interval is a benefit

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only 5 more months of SR grinding then I'm done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really thought you've gotten it by now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cliquegay shitposter will leave this thread finally

      KINO

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the new victory emotes are cute! CUTE!

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the squid and octo kids are now adults
      now it's their time to make little Tim's of their own, who will continue their legacy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as we have cute and sexy cephs, it's never over

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know what's on the last page?
    What is the new grizzco weapon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do we know what's on the last page?
      nothing
      >What is the new grizzco weapon?
      roller

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is the new grizzco weapon?
      Roller, it got leaked in about 3 different spots

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate little buddy

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Little Buddy >>> pearldrone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me and my gf.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand how Nintendo gets away with sexualization of minors.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was half expecting a splatfest reveal given they had one as the last announcement before the start of last season

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has this guy always been a whiney white homosexual? I dont remember liking him for his b***hy content lately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      has he gotten any more 'bitchy' recently? as far as I can tell hes just as b***hy as ever. so not sure how you wouldnt notice
      Just sometimes he misses, like "splattercolour screen is bad and the 0.0001% of player (literally) hurt by it matter
      sometimes he hits, like "shut the frick up about mirror matches or splatfest wins and conspiracies"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah the latter is not a bad thing to say but at the same time i can see why he puts out content like this because his audience is a bunch of zoomer morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the latter is not a bad thing to say but at the same time i can see why he puts out content like this because his audience is a bunch of zoomer morons

      Is that not like every splatoon youtuber? Hell, can extent that to most youtubers in general, everyone’s a homosexual these days

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can only stand DUDE for content
        the rest of the community is sonic fanbase tier of stay away
        btw free palestine and I'm gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hello fellow Frye fan

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >namedropping /vg/ out of nowhere
            obsessed

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              holy shit the famous Anarchy Splatcast member Frye is a /vg/ poster?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cutie patootie mwah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude isn’t whiny, but his content is low effort onions face stuff, which is another form of annoyance

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Most of them talk about the game and nothing else (in "official channel videos" at least). Gem Squid School constantly uploads 20 minute-long videos where he talks down to and shames his audience. It seems like, every time there's drama in the community, he takes personal offense to it and rushes to his soapbox. The latest one was people joking about the twitter interns getting fired over mistakes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The latest one was people joking about the twitter interns getting fired over mistakes.
          kek is this true?
          I only watch him every now and then, cant say he hasnt helped me improve my decision making in game and such
          But frick sake the soapboxing...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, the video went on for a while. He actually had a fairly interesting anecdote about having some similar job in the past, iirc. The message was basically 'words hurt, remember that there's a person behind these tweets, joking about them losing their jobs is mean." He was spurred into action because some of the tweets hed seen were a little too mean-spirited for his liking.

            The whole channel is a disaster, really. Feels like the guy is constantly trying to punch above his weight and do stuff that he's not qualified for, be it life advice, dating advice, tier lists, or gameplay related stuff. He seems to want to treat the community like his classroom, where he has the jurisdiction to discipline the kids, but it just comes off as some guy whining at children for being chaotic children.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dating advice
              random grown man on the internet giving dating advice to his child and teen audience seems pretty weird
              dude needs to just shut up and talk about the game itself, no one wants your unsolicited life advice or hot takes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know this guy at all, but dating advice can be completely innocuous like “be a good listener.” No reason to assume it’s inappropriate, like some homeschooled inbred

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No reason to assume it’s inappropriate
                a splatoon youtuber giving dating advice to their child audience is reason enough to assume it's inappropriate, it's not his place to be giving out dating advice to kids, it's just fricking weird, the only adults giving dating advice to kids should be adults close to said kid like family members, guardians or teachers so forgive me for seeing it as weird for a splatoon youtuber to be explaining something to their child audience that should only be explained to them by an adult close to them, it'd be like him giving them the birds and the bees talk, sure you can do matter of factly but it's fricking weird that he's doing it at all and I can only see it as a weird attempt to get closer to them and/or see make them see him as a mentor/authority figure

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking spaz, I gave an example of how it can be completely benign. No need to go on a rant about how only their priest has a special enough relationship with them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fricking spaz
                touch a nerve did I?
                >No need to go on a rant about how only their priest has a special enough relationship with them
                I didn't even mention priests at all lol and I'm not religious but unlike you I don't act like a vegan who needs to bring it up constantly and unprompted
                but hey don't let me stop you from standing on the corner of the street trying to give unsolicited dating advice to school children like a weirdo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >offended, eh? :^)
                No you autist lol. Yes, I know you didn’t say priest. Nice paragraph response to a joke

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >3 sentences is a paragraph
                anon... we are no longer in grade school...
                well maybe you are lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hyperbole is lost on anon
                I know you’re wary to be around school children, probably after some accusations, but you could stand to take some elementary level english courses

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The message was basically 'words hurt, remember that there's a person behind these tweets, joking about them losing their jobs is mean
              Jesus, dude sounds like he would be the first to spring into action to defend a billion-dollar company if anyone says anything that’s short of dicksucking them
              >”ThErE aRe ReAl PeOpLe BeHiNd ThOsE tWeEtS”
              Yea, and they’re shit at their jobs, that’s what happens when you’re incompetent. The destigmatization of bullying has been a disaster for us

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would be “stigmatization”, you fricking dumbass lol kys unloved loser

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dude sounds like he would be the first to spring into action to defend a billion-dollar company if anyone says anything that’s short of dicksucking them
                Which is ironic because he's one of those #freesmellee homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has this guy always been a whiney white homosexual?
      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has this guy always been a whiney white homosexual?

      He has always been one of the worst kinds of people. Preachy and he talks like you're in 5th grade class.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that the whole concept behind his channel though, that you're in "school" and he's the teacher?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adults go to school too. This guy just gets off on being a "face of the community" despite being one of the least popular Splatoon youtubers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was on team shiver by the way.
      he was commentating a tournament that weekend and someone in the chat asked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy kinda sucks on ranked.
      Easily outmatched him on the single zones match I played against him.
      So I only wonder what his "squid school" really accomplishes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess my image didn't post

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This guy kinda sucks on ranked.
          Easily outmatched him on the single zones match I played against him.
          So I only wonder what his "squid school" really accomplishes.

          i only just know that he was a teacher or something so he probably gets off knowing and acting like hes smarter than everyone else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watching libtard school
      I pity you fools
      I only watch jap guides in the form of youtube shorts with no translations and it got me to 2400 X Power

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every "pro" Splatoon gamer is either a whiny white homosexual or a Black person

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers itt really love their yt e-celebs

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still using vanilla gal, still love splash wall.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bawd emote is 100
    Frick you Nintendo

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    double bomb is a meme
    the greatest strength of lethal bombs and why they will always be the best subs (in a vacuum, bursts get very silly once you have 2+ in a team) is that they allow you to have map influence on two places at once, where you throw the bomb and where you shoot with your main with one being strong short term impact and the other lasting longer
    double bomb requires using your entire ink tank and putting you on recovery cooldown
    it deprives you of your main weapon to replace it with a second bomb but those are of short effect and important map checkpoints do not require more than one bomb to cover so you're sacrificing physical map presence for little benefit by running double bombs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint: a constant barrage of splat bombs is difficult to react to when already under fire by the enemy team. Jr doesnt really play around its main gun outside of turfing because it’s weak, has poor range, and inaccurate. Bomb spam, turf output, and bubbler spamming is its main role as a utility weapon. It doesnt fight like a slayer that has a good gun with a bomb. Double bomb makes sense Jr that has such a weak main gain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be a meme on a weapon with decent range. It’s a crude tactic with some use cases for something like Jr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post x power bro
      You always type these dogshit paragraphs without proof of your ability

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I stand by my words
        even if jr. isn't a strong main, being present on the map parts you need to control to win is still important to win
        It's why jr is in the latest area cup winner team and not explosher

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Top 500 eh
          I guess you dont play in the pool

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2700+ TC and RM

            Have you finally realized that these threads are /vg/ threads now? The Ganker pool players have stopped playing. 🙂

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even top 1000, that's takoroka power
            not in this pool, no

            [...]
            What weapons do you use?

            many but here are the main ones

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damn bro, that’s a lot of five stars. You must practice a lot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >watching libtard school
          I pity you fools
          I only watch jap guides in the form of youtube shorts with no translations and it got me to 2400 X Power

          What weapons do you use?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Rainmaker
            Sploosh(yes Sploosh) with a bunch of swim speed and object shredder
            52. Gal
            Splattershot

            >Tower Control
            Splattershot with ink strike to prevent overtime shenanigans
            52.Gal with Killer Wail
            Tri with Killer Wail

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You the frenchie that used to post here way back when?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not that sploosh player and I thought that guy was like dutch /german?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Based unless you are the Frenchgay

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cool. Nothing I overlap with, so can’t really ask for tips. Except, since you run sploosh, how do you find yourself using the ultra stamp in RM? Seems like is can get fricked pretty easily by an Rm carrier shooting the ground in front of it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For starters, I don't just hold ZR down the entire time
                I dip in and out of ink with the Ultra Stamp to swim to avoid the rainmaker and splatlings

                I can also just stop the hammer and turn around if someone tries to swim behind me

                It's actually amazing how rare it is to see people do that outside of 2000+ X rank

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll need yo work on that. When you are in and out of swimming, do you go back into ZR or jump and ZR more so? I feel like I have trouble picking when to use the jump attack

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                treat the jump attack as an oversized carbon flick when you use it then chain with stamping
                multiple jump attacks in a row only work at a ledge

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gotcha. Appreciate it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I only go back to ZR if the rainmaker is close, if he's far I'll go for a hammer throw or disengage entirely

                I try not to use jump attack unless I'm in front of a low mobility weapon like exploshers and other backliners because I tend to miss against mobile weapons like splatanas and shooters

                But the only use I've found for Jump attack is on ledges. If someone is on the ledge above you, jump attack will oneshot them the same way Splatanas can oneshot people on ledges

                Activating your hammer where no one can see you, sneaking up to someone, and jump attacking is a great way to turn the tables

                Ultra Stamp is actually very versatile, You can swim, jump and throw. You don't just have to hold down ZR while drawing all attention to yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Appreciate the tips. I’ve gotten rusty with it as I’ve focused on other weapons, and I’ve probably never used it to its fullest

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2700+ TC and RM

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those are the easiest modes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they're the most fun modes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Double bomb is only a meme if a shitty player has it.
      Now if you have a decent player/progay who has double bomb and multiply that by 2 (another decent double bombgay) you get possibly one of the worst matches you will ever experience in your entire Splatoon game career.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >double bomb is a meme
      your existence is a meme
      >bursts get very silly
      bursts are OP and the most lethal bomb
      >double bomb requires using your entire ink tank and putting you on recovery cooldown
      uhh if only there was a button to recover your entire ink tank immediately (though on sizable cooldown)
      >it deprives you of your main weapon to replace it with a second bomb but those are of short effect and important map checkpoints do not require more than one bomb to cover so you're sacrificing physical map presence for little benefit by running double bomb
      so many stupid words to completely ignore the concept of not having to use double bomb all the time and not using massively reduced cost to spam the everliving shit out of single bombs instead
      There's no reason to not have double bomb on jr, it benefits a lot from it and it doesn't benefit from anything else (no do not try to pretend jr is viable as a combat weapon, it absolutely isn't)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What sub does NOT allow you to influence two points on the map by that definition? Holy frick you are moronic.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Splat Zones is just ink storm spam
    >Tower Control is just blaster splam
    >Clam Blitz is just Brush cheese
    This is why Rainmaker is the best mode
    Only homosexuals disagree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Splat zones is just ink storm spam
      No? Inkstrikes and reefsliders are way more common for “zones cheese”. Storm isnt on too many weapons beyond bubbler and naut, the former of which is only a noob killer
      >Tower control is just blaster spam
      Pretty much
      >Clam Blitz is just brush cheese
      Maybe in B rank?

      I like rainmaker but come on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe in B rank?
        I'm S+22, brushes are just the reefslider of clam blitz

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brushes just zip around scoring a lone super clam that their team cant capitalize off of, then immediately dying. They’re pushovers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Splat zones is just ink storm spam
          No? Inkstrikes and reefsliders are way more common for “zones cheese”. Storm isnt on too many weapons beyond bubbler and naut, the former of which is only a noob killer
          >Tower control is just blaster spam
          Pretty much
          >Clam Blitz is just brush cheese
          Maybe in B rank?

          I like rainmaker but come on.

          Guys, the rank system is deceptive because Glicko system is hidden away so you could be S+0 but because you're on a really bad lose streak, you'd still be paired with B ranks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been S+ for ages and clam blitz is 100% filled with brushes on the regular. They do try and score from time to time but the majority I see just shark in small patches near their own base or center.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That hardly makes it “brush cheese”. To be fair, I often play inkbrush in Clams, but inkbrush has been a main weapon for me since it released in 1. And it can’t really cheese unless the team can’t aim for shit and has poor positioning

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean I wasn't specifically saying cheese I guess, but it is kind of a meta weapon to use. Its dumb to say its rarely there in clam blitz when a large portion bring it. I win the majority of my matches cheesing with beakons at the enemy base. The whole mode feels like you win less by skill and more just by playing like a homosexual. Mode is shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just because the weapon is present a lot doesn't mean it's meta or even effective beyond brainlet strategies. A brush winds up being dead weight more often than not even with the meme strats

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just because the weapon is present a lot doesn't mean it's meta
                It's the literal definition of meta
                meta does not mean good, it describes the state of the game and what is used the most commonly
                In this case it's the meta of soloQ clam blitz whose relevance can be debated but that does not mean it's not a meta

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In the context of a competitive game meta isn't just about what's popular. It's about what's effective, what gets results. Brush jockeys get more results in the lower ranks, but that "cheese" struggles the higher and higher you go. Just because brush players are prevalent doesnt mean anything. I see gold aerogays everywhere in Splat Zones but it doesnt mean they're "meta" and 9 times out of 10 they are complete dead weight. Hence the initial "maybe in B rank" comment. Yeah, you'll continue to see brushes in clam blitz even in S+, but the problem is when they're on your team, not the enemy team.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who said “it’s rarely there”? stop being shit at the mode and making strawman arguments

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >Splat zones is just ink storm spam
                No? Inkstrikes and reefsliders are way more common for “zones cheese”. Storm isnt on too many weapons beyond bubbler and naut, the former of which is only a noob killer
                >Tower control is just blaster spam
                Pretty much
                >Clam Blitz is just brush cheese
                Maybe in B rank?

                I like rainmaker but come on.

                >Clam Blitz is just brush cheese
                >Maybe in B rank?
                Imagine defending fricking clam shits of all things. Its a dog ass mode, deal with it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Its a dog ass mode
                >mf admitting to having no friends

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >oh shit I was proven wrong, better say he has no friends

                Are you illiterate? Saying it only acts as cheese at low ranks isn’t the same as saying that people stop playing it in higher ranks

                >he's still going

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no actual comeback, so I’ll post an image
                lol, I guess you are illiterate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you illiterate? Saying it only acts as cheese at low ranks isn’t the same as saying that people stop playing it in higher ranks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >clam blitz is 100% filled with brushes on the regular.
          I honestly wish there are less brushes. They're deceptively unviable because the maps are just garbage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the former of which is only a noob killer
        Pisser is viable in zones because it's long duration area denial
        It doesn't need to kill if your team is not inept Black folk, its job is shit up the whole place with bubbles and rain so they have to move in and take too much damage/die or take ass backwards paths and lose time. And believe me when they are pressed for time they will suicide rush inside a lot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Explosion spam mode in the explosion spam game
      no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ink storm spam
      You frickin what

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's just bloblobbers and exploshers spamming globs and then throwing ink storm

        I can deal with it fine with my broken weapons but if I pick anything else the match becomes the most unfun shit imaginable

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream that they announced a third reeflux kit that had suction/inkjet and I was pretty happy about it despite it not being my dream kit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Third kits will be likely 15ish weapons like previous games
      >1/3 of those will be shooters getting third kits, over half of the games main weapons will be left high and dry
      People say they want third kits but its just gonna cause even more backlash, especially if the kits arent that good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at this point I'm just expecting that they won't happen at all
        if they do them only weapons that didn't get third kits in previous games, splattershot (too iconic not to) and the new weapons should get them if they can't do them all but like you said that's probably not how it would go because they love shooters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think they have a decent chance of happening but no guarantees. Still there is no way Splattershot doesnt get a third kit. And yeah Splatoon is a shooter game and there are more shooters than any other weapon class so it’s a given. Still, I think if 3rd kits do wind up happening it’s going to be received with more bitterness if they dont get the selection and kits right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reef-Lux Deco with inkjet would've been my dream kit

      But at least we're getting midair charges next season

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait to be the only one maining the decavitator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At the start of the season it will be like 6 decavitators per match. After about a month the numbers will go down, but I think it will be pretty popular just due to it being conceptually pretty cool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >At the start of the season it will be like 6 decavitators per match.
        no it would be a decavitator or two againsst full discord meta clique farming people trying out new weapons, then a few days later everyone will realise new weapons suck shit yet again and not use them anymore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >playing open

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >xir doesn't know how to play in cliques in every mode (works since splat 1 btw and nobody ever tried to curb it because nogami is a homosexual hack)

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marie is insane.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we love randomguy here

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idol Fest for Final Fest Soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frye will be paired with Off the Hook
      Imagine if she wins the final fest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine if she wins the final fest
        I would be salty

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we know, looking at the last splatfest thread

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't actually salty about her winning last fest

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well, lots of people here were

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they go through with it I will destroy each and every last one of you. Be warned.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing personal pearlfan but I could splat you with both hands tied behind my back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frye with Off the Hook
        Boss Shiver for Deep Cut
        Ian BGM for Squid Sisters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ready for the last 24H of the seasonbeing made of B&D and Hammerhead forcefeeding?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, I’ll get to check out the new layouts before I leave for my weekend trip

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best Nintendo Game in years.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe i managed to play this shit since release pretty frequently other than a month break or two here and there
    and managed to have some fun

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Splatoon 4 fix the input lag?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Switch problem not a Splatoon specific problem

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh...
        I suppose you do kinda get used to it after a while but coming straight from a shooter on PC it's grating as frick.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MORE CHEESE STRATS... And Still No Zooka Nerf...

    ?si=_2LMQANgkVWseLtb

    It's up.

    Threadly reminder to reserve judgement about the balance patch until the Splatubers have told us how we should feel about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love that a whole wave of drones are set to whine about non-issues before a patch even drops because of this shithead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely 100%
      Remember 90% of western splatoon players who have any opinion about "the balance" of the game or post here watch ProNoun and think his words have any meaning on turf wars or C rank.

      Proof is how many people use the literal exact loadouts seen on sendo's set builder, despite that level of autistic min maxxing only mattering on high coordinated comps.
      Imagine arguing tristrke needs a nerf, when its one of the weaker specials in the game that never splats and barely displaces, just because of "zones cheese"... it cant even cheese zones just paint as it goes off same as booyah.

      Btw its confirmed in the trailer bubbler does indeed instant paint its entire area, so its possible to quickly paint zones with it, but then is that really that big of a problem?

      [...]
      It’s mostly Pr*Chara and his rats throwing a b***hfit about it because “ZoNeS chEesE”. Frick that dipshit.
      >We need to nerf TriStrike cheese, so let’s make missiles take longer to paint, it will frick Tower Control and Rainmaker even further, but that will solve ZoNEs cHeEse

      Reminder that he wants Reefslider to only get nerfed just to kill Splat Zones “cheese”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wants the cheese nerfed, but he wants zero end lag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The good thing about not being amazing at the game is that the complaints of top players are irrelevant to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooooo Bubbler might have a niche use that isn't even as good as other specials at doing this one thing in one mode Nintendo fix it fix it fix it
      Of all the things to decide to be a whiny b***h about, it's this. I do not understand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder this homosexual never won a tournament.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want Frye to crush my skull with her athletic thighs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, Chara here.
      Could you guys please not post my videos here? I'm not comfortable being endored by a site full of bigots, thanks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey, Chara here.
        I'm almost pretty sure Chara is one of those people who'd rather avoid Ganker because it hurts his autistic feelings. Honestly, which YouTuber, let alone a Splattuber would unironically visit the most politically incorrect place active in the internet?

        >I am a bisexual
        Way to perpetuate the stereotype, sis.

        You will be bisexual, and you will like it, anon.
        >Unzips dick

        You like laundry? What the frick is wrong with you

        The monotonous chore oddly relaxes me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's probably a lot of people like that lurking here, they just won't ever admit it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chara uses terms like "based" and even posted a yellow text image from Ganker in one of his videos. Just because he doesnt publicly say he uses Ganker doesnt mean he doesnt. A lot of people using terms like "copium" and whatever these days that all originated from Ganker. A lot of twitter users use Ganker lingo too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s probably not editing that shit in himself

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              do you think average mass appeal youtuber would let anyone to associate him with Ganker in any way?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you think their audiences care?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                do you think average mass appeal youtuber would let anyone to associate him with Ganker in any way?

                Honestly, it depends. I still see people following FLC despite his tweets being a bit below surface level shitposts, with his more annoyingly doom-and-gloom posts in Bluesky but I've also seen people get "cancelled" for shallow stuff, like the creator of PokeRogue who got blasted for his Christian beliefs making him refuse to work with trannies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >creator of PokeRogue who got blasted for his Christian beliefs making him refuse to work with trannies
                weirdly based for a mentally ill gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FLC is so brainbroken by this game, it’s crazy. Dude needs to move on with his life

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he drops a doompost and tells people to stop playing the game once a week or so, I doubt much mental effort is put into that

                [...]
                Who?

                person who has pushed for competitive splatoon in the western communities since splat1, has been very influential on western (and japan recently) splatoon strategies with this https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t97IZrN0pI_ceUtJrB-8clapCp1P3oddyFzSQ2lGICg
                dislikes splatoon3 but gets a little involved anyway because people like to refer back to him

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you say so. Seems pretty pathetic to me to be some ever present whiny specter for a videogame you don’t enjoy, as if it’s some ex girlfriend you can’t get over

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FLC is so brainbroken by this game, it’s crazy. Dude needs to move on with his life

                Who?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you think ProNouns is bad, flc is one of those people who keeps crying about Splatoon being competitively dead despite Splatoon 3 doing a-okay in Japan.
                The thing is, people listened to FLC because he also coined the "Fluid Priorities and Roles" which radicalized team comp plays and arguably changed the view on which weapon is actually good.
                Like, Junior is a good turfing weapon but because that's all it's good at doing, is in the bottom of the tier list because an NZap can turf AND fight at the same time, which is unanimously better in a FOUR vs four setting, and NOT a FIVE vs five setting.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. Xgays (formally twitter) dont care about le scary Ganker anymore

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ha ha funny Ganker greentext has been leddit approved for years. This isn’t the verboten, counter culture hub you think larp it is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey, Chara here.
        I don't believe you
        post an unlisted video and post it here

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're all moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      halloween shiver is severely underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon is officially a major, fully supported Nintendo IP bros

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >quick respawn
    >on a jr
    You're not playing the weapon right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meant for

      Whers the qr?

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of you are women and you can't convince me otherwise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, relax, we're not in /cgl/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, i'm a squid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a kid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAS

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all of these people still don't realize Chara plays in our pool

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i refuse to believe octolings are fake

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is b*gjohn really a girl?????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would take a horoboros bomb point blank to protect her

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO UP SPLATTING THEIR TOONS???

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Booyah nerfs
    >No SPU nerfs
    WHOOAOAHAHAHA HEHEHAHAH Yess seems like the scat animal crossing devs still haven't caught on to the meta.
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
    AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >booyah
      >meta

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unlike other stringers, if you charge up to a certain amount, its ink will be fired in a wider spread
    A worse maneuverability tri-stringer but hey 5 ink shots!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t understand how that’s your takeaway from that sentence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half charges for kills and full charges for paint are the way to go then no?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tap shots look to paint well close range, half charges for kills, full charges for long range paint, area harassment, chip damage kills

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The area of terrain inked by falling spray has been increased.
          Adjusted the positioning of falling ink spray to make it easier to connect ink in an uninterrupted straight line.
          Holi frick, stringer bro. Check this buff out

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Eight leading with her ass coming out of the elevator

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not doing it on purpose, it's her most powerful feature. Has a mind of its own.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish she'd sit on my face

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ingrained Octo instinct

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gee Pearl…How come you get THREE Octo’s?

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join my max hazard room in 10 hours for triple scales

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But im not max hazard...
      maybe for this shift

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This map is so boooooring

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like bonerattle more but Slammin is a fine level. But maybe I will humor you and start grinding to max hazard. Sitting at 520 right now after bonuses so it's not that far away I suppose.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he isn't jammin
          many such cases

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played this since side order came out
    can someone give me a quick rundown on what I've missed and what's new

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >on what I've missed and what's new
      seasonal Springfest
      some new music added
      a new level
      Not really a whole lot honestly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I missed the spring fest? was it unique?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was unique like the spooky/frosty fest. Unique music and jingles and plaza decorations and all that, go look up some videos of it.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many hours till the new season?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      29 hours roughly

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bubble Bath Time!

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold, the next shitty challenge!
    https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/1796119361155182860?s=19

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ultra stamp only
      >manta/marlin tc
      bleh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you throw a stamp into another advancing stamp or will it get blocked?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it gets deleted like any projectile

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not from the front as the gap would be too small but you can from sides and behind

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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