Splatoon

The 8.0 update will be dropping later this evening, and with it there will be datamines that’ll show off all there is to the next update, so keep an eye out. Anything you expect to see from them?
Here’s the patch notes so you can be refreshed on what’ll be added this update
https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v800

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been stuck in a loop where whenever a new Splatoon game comes out I get REALLY hyped. I then play it for about a solid month until I get bored. Then I take a break for months and forget about it. Maybe come back once or twice. Then maybe another time once a new dlc comes out and then I drop it. I've done this since the first game. Why am I like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why am I like this?
      I mean that's what most people do with Splatoon games or most games in general. It just means you're normal. It's the autists that no-life this game that are the odd ones out. Majority of people just boot the game up for a splatfest here and there IF that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god all i want in life is shiver & frye's tummy. the closest i'll get are cosplayers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have yet to see a good Frye cosplay. I want either an indian or middle eastern belly dancer to do it, but all we get are blacks.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm racist in that i prefer nonwhite women in general so i am fine with blacks cosplaying frye. i would love to see indian and middle eastern belly dancers do cosplay her however

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get bored like you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're completely normal. Don't worry about it. You're fine.
      Do you care about balance patches in the Splatoon series?
      What do you do when you play Splatoon? Do you play Salmon Run? Do you have a favourite weapon? A favourite outfit? Do you watch the news in the game? What do you do in Splatoon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly just play casual matches and salmon run in between. Then try to buy all of the clothing and weapons daily.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's ok bro, I play casually too.

          We play games to unwind and escape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need her so bad it's unreal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AI woomies don't normally give me thoughts but the low riding shorts do something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You may be just old.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly same I thought I was going to no life this game when it came out but now Ive missed so many Splatfests and Big Runs and missed the DLC when it launched

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    squids are not food okay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then why am i thinking of sauce between those buns

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THIRTEEN stage reworks
    goddamn, hope most of them are good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rework is an exaggeration. Slight adjustments are being made to them, but Barnacle and Dime and Hammerhead are getting entire new routes added to them. Those will be the substantial ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, but there is some hope of blocks that add jump for alternate paths and things of that nature for the smaller scale reworks. We saw an example of the for TW Eeltail, and that one is only getting “slight adjustments”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There seems to be three tiers of changes, Hammerhead and Barnacle are full reworks, while they also make a distinction between "changed terrain" and "slightly changed terrain".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >changed terrain
          I'm guessing this means rework but with no added routes, maybe something on the level of mahi's rework
          >slightly changed terrain
          I'm guessing this means we added a couple blocks and shit and maybe changed geometry in some areas, basically more along the lines of quick and dirt reworks that resulted in wahoo pole

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If the Barnacle and Hammerhead reworks work out well I wonder that'll be next up, surely we get 1-2 more of that tier of changes before we hit the end of support.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "slightly changed" is probably on the tier of the Fresh Season 2023 reworks

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these freelancers are fricking TRASH

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post new Marie sexo, now!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the aerospray get buffed?
    It should be removed from the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poolsclosed due to AIDS (aerospray induced delusion syndrome)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why did the aerospray get buffed?
        It got buffed again? I guess it's time to main it.

        Calm down man, I was serious about getting that Areo practice in. Next time you drop in I want to see either silver or gold.

        total aerogay death

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cry more b***h

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cry more b***h

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >replies with a shitty wojack
              pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did the aerospray get buffed?
      It got buffed again? I guess it's time to main it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devs want the meta to burn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >does 10% increase to splash wall
      You're deranged

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay but what was with the spash wall hate boner this patch
        I mean I'm glad because it's a shitty sub that just encourages hiding and being an annoying c**t poking enemies from safety

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Squeezer and 52 gal dominance are the only things i can think of, but it's weird way to go around balancing that if that's the case. The nerfs to squeezer's turbo spammers means it was on their radar as something that was busted.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meanwhile the pencil cooler and zooka skate by completely unscathed again lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2 more months, trust the plan.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The deva were present at worlds and saw first hand how utterly bullshit it was and still nothing. It's actually over.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mid season balance patches are always the ones that are more focused on the actual balance. New season balance patches are usually always light.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down man, I was serious about getting that Areo practice in. Next time you drop in I want to see either silver or gold.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        needing to put giant breasts on these already beautiful squid women to like them is depressing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It got the same damage buff to Splash Wall that like half the shit in the game dud and literally nothing else, """"buffed""" my ass

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love inklings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i miss when inel did stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like when Callie bites the wiener haha

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are brellas good yet. do they still have those weird glitches that render them useless in certain situations and also terrible kits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >are brellas good yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Canopies are now half-functional instead of non-functional
      All mains have acceptable to good second kits with the exception of recycled who has two garbage ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ah. i see. i'm so sad but at least not as sad as i was at launch. maybe one day i'll start playing again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They’re being hyperbolic. They’re like 90% functional. I’ve still had a lot of fun playing undercover

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we get this butt ugly thing instead of tutorial cape
    total hackgami death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting clothing that would in any way obscure the ink tank
      Kek

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >deranged homosexual has BBC fantasies
    Not surprising

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with yebbys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same (but with veemos instead)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day already

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real final fest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      octavio for sure
      nothing will ever top the surprise that was splat 1's final boss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Splatoon 1 Octavio was the best Nintendo final boss until Raven Beak.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >octavio wins
      >he is the antagonist of S4
      KINO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man can we get something different instead?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it would still bebbetter than RotM's plot.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're not designing these alternate outfits to appeal to kids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly they're designed to appeal to squids

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >level 69
    Am I gonna make it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you had 3 months

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grinding for a game you don't even play

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FOMO really is that effective huh

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >children's toys are in the catalog now
    What did Nintendo mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      next game is a prequel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of the idols have been impregnated (by me)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real answer is it's referencing side order having baby toys in the early stages

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >referencing
        more like asset reuse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That you should impregnate your Woomy, now!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Each catalog has a “theme” for locker items. Last season was white gear, this time its toys

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the cl*que killed the pool.
    That's it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explain
      you can't

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be having a private battle when the update drops to run through some of new stage changes, mostly to see barnacle and hammerhead on the different modes but we can play whatever ones you guys want. Update should go live an hour after the daily rotation, see you there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ????
      It's may 31st today

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The update drops tonight, but the new season doesnt start till tomorrow. We'll be able to see the stage changes after tonight's update

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The update drops tonight, but the new season doesnt start till tomorrow. We'll be able to see the stage changes after tonight's update

      >Gonna be at work and miss it
      Shame

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont lock it then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it were locked the password would be posted in the thread just to keep people's friends from joining in unknowing. Dont think it will be locked though

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the pool is a goner. You won't even get 3 people to join a room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 v 1's with a spectator then!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1v1 with gooneytunes in my bedroom

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did he change his name?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk but the last time i played he had the same name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget the discord cliqu* anon, it WILL be full
      sadly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are required to join now. You need splat correction. Dont be late.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right, when does maintenance usually start?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      8pm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should be about 40 minutes after the daily rotation. Then, after 20 more minutes the update will be up

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone interested in some SR?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Opening a room in 1min.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll join just for 1 king

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one playing together
    >WAAAHHHH POOL IS DEAD
    >people play together
    >WAAAAHHHH ITS THE CLIQUE
    god you gays are insufferable, stop whining about it play together right now then, nah we all know you don't actually play this game, you just cry on this thread for some reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your post is filtered anon, gays itt have that word filtered and this post too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what part of "cl*que kiled the pool" don't you understand?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are gays here that legitimately will not join your room because you are their list

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR 2/4
    Starting soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Send invite

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR 4/4

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs G.
    SR 3/4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SR 4/4

      GG's thanks for the invite and sorry for leaving so early

      No worries, ggs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SR 4/4
      [...]
      No worries, ggs.

      Next time I'll stay for at least 2 kings GG agin

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG's thanks for the invite and sorry for leaving so early

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The risks I took were calculated, but boy am I bad at math.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR 3/4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4/4

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tonight
    The datamine
    We find out
    Is the friendship bracelet back?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100 gold, hope you grinded

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It'll be 500. That's why they added in the 3x Scale Boss Fight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      footgays dont deserve anything but the rope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's practically guaranteed, 30 gold minimum I'd say.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ETA for the update? I might play today, after 3 months

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Update in about 2-3 hours, next season tomorrow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 hours

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >missed the rooms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ggs SR, thanks for joining. That's enough for me right now.

      Sorry, I'll play some more later.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GGs thanks for hosting

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Two Boss Kills

    >Nothing but Bronze Scales.

    Frick me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fine with this because all I want right now is the octoling chestplate (the other two pieces are unnecessary)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that just means you are one step closer to octo gear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i had that gear months ago

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then it's to prepare for the grizz shop update

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got a Zones lobby 2/4.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let me in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Opening back up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          joined a different room sorry

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this game really ending already? or are they going to update it on switch 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's ending and a new game will be out for switch 2. anything else is cope. Developers have long since moved on from this game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      final update senpai, they really rushed this game compared to splatoon 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Splat 2 was also rushed but they extended its life because it was a launch title and the switch was still in the middle of its life span. Now that we're nearing the end of the Switch's life and the new console will be revealed soon, there's no reason to keep updating this game.

        I mean shit do people forget how the same devs just unceremoniously dropped Animal Crossing New Horizon updates and left it high and dry?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >multiple anons in pool open lobbies
    >all of them instantly full, never open at any point ever
    What is even the point of pools of this happens to me ; _ ;

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a /vg/ pool if you would like to play PVP frequently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not gonna lie, but people actually made a group of friends that play frequently
      it's a real shame, new people can never play with Ganker anymore

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3/5 meter full, im ready to see if i can fight triple kings right after this patch

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry to the anon I just left after playing a single match. I tried to join another room but it was already full

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing against voice chatting clan tags is always so annoying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it's rewarding when you can consistently beat them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it's rewarding when you can consistently beat them

      Why is it always assumed that people grouping up do vc? Not that it doesn't happen but I mean is it literally always the case? And what’s wrong with that anyway?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When they all have the same clan tags.
        Clan tags indicate they're trying to play the game competitively, and 9 times outta 10 that means voice chat coordination.

        There's nothing inherently wrong with it, but if you're just trying to play more casual matches with a friend, then you're going to be paired up against teams that have an "unfair advantage". I dont mind personally because I enjoy the challenge and like fighting good teams.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can tell when your position is constantly busted and known by players who didn't couldn't even see you and the clan tags make it even more obvious

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One hour remains, reminder there will be a PB to try out the stage changes then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder PB are for the clique only.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just for barnacle and hammerhead or will the other less major stage changes be tested?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Barnacle and hammerhead will be the main ones. We cant possibly go through every stage change on every mode but if you have any requests we’ll go wherever

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post your favorite splatoon 3 moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver becoming the supreme leader of Deep Cut

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      playing with the clique

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        playing with the clique while having the 'ick on the deck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably getting my first 999 in salmon run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /vg/ beating the tournament players the last three seasons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at least they had the balls to go against /vg/
        unlike your childish moronic ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yet they still haven't won despite constantly dropping dead weight each tournament.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >1 year has passed and still no good Ganker player to exist

            fricking losers

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not those anons but just admit that you guys are shit. We already know that you guys suck so why don't you admit it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You really shouldnt feed them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at least they had the balls to go against /vg/
        unlike your childish moronic ass

        >1 year has passed and still no good Ganker player to exist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      laphi joining my room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The nude glitch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      launch day mudmouths being able to zip all around the stage at random

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone got that webm?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember my first time seeing mudmouths, thought these were the ugliest things ive seen outta the splatoon series

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Megalodontia is the ugliest thing IMO

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Giant ugly geek fish

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDD

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My dude is just a shark with braces, how is he ugly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure. Maybe making my first all speed octobrush SO run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting to S. Highest I've ever gotten in the series.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fresh!

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >comm error
    frick

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I got the Silver Badge for Bonerattle and a Gold Scale, so that's nice.

    Man, it really does take a while to reach high Egg VP with Freelancers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fresh!

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ready for TC to get even worse?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      I will be part of the problem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      220p kraken trust the plan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do we not know its special cost yet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope
          we won't know until the datamines start

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already have to deal with Chargers on my Team that both can't aim and/or protect the Tower. It can't get that much worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TC has blasters
      >Zones has 100 different ways to cheese
      >Clam Blitz
      Is RM the only non-cucked ranked mode?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is RM the only non-cucked ranked mode
        Like RM doesn't have cheese too. I've had so many blink and you'll miss it matches it aint funny.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting on patch to drop so I can see the datamines and watch my favourite Splatuber react to the map changes ebin style

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stamper teammate jumping around spawn doing frick all
    great

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it don't matter, man. none of this matters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, G

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    friendship bracelet believers how we feelin' rn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe it will happen but personally do not care for it too much, not a footgay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      500 Gold Scales, please understand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick your friendship bracelet I want my fricking workers cap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        50 gold, pay up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have over 300 gold not a problem for me homosexual

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel God in this Splatoon 3 thread tonight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brunhilde?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just realized 800 bronze scales is unreachable for most players
    that's why i rarely see someone wear the covid mask or the mine helmet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >800 bronze
      >unreachable for most players
      Even if you fail the King Salmonid fight every other time you'd still end up with plenty of bronze eventually.
      >i rarely see someone wear the covid mask or the mine helmet
      You rarely see those because they're butt-ugly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most players only play until the bonus capsules

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    downloading, it's up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick you lying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reset your switch, it just started downloading for me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not, update/game releases are always staggered

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is downloading on my end, ben dover

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Silence, Tohsaka Rin

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    amazing Splatoon 1 ends this year along with the final update so what does Ganker think of the game so far?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Downloading…
    And now we wait for the datamines…

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Downloading.

    Give me that sweet GrizzCo Roller footage! I hope it's a Dynamo Roller attached to the front of a Golf Cart.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>2 hours
    I will never join PBs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I will never join PBs
      Good, we dont want you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and they say the clique isn't real

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worst feeling is for no one to hit ok when you join or a room. Or they intentionally wait for a 9th person to join and sideline you.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ://www.twitch.tv/prochara
    OPINIONS
    OPINIONS
    GET YOUR APPROVED OPINIONS HERE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unirocally linking to twitch
      have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a gay
      being a gay ironically is still being a gay

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this homie still mad he isn't in the chatroom

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Download finished
    >No new update

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the update doesn't go in to full effect until tomorrow, all the balance changes and map changes are in game right now thougheverbeit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nvm maintenance time go jerk off to some squids

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maintenance is over, download the update

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh wait nvm lol it's still going on even after the update

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >embarrassed scantily-dressed squids
        i need more of that shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cute boy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dagasi is a dangerous drug, anon. one snort leads to crippling addiction.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder that chara was full of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what they were throwing a b***h fit over
      lmao come on now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still a big buff but nowhere near as game changing as e-celebs made it out to be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the fricking “community” for this game so god damn much

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I hate the fricking “community” for this game so god damn much
        Its literally either LGBTBBQs or smug tourney players in the Splatoon community, it's obnoxious all around. Somehow the people in this thread are like 5% better than the other groups

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah the community is ass
          i've tried reaching through discords and i feel like im just way past cool with these squiggers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people care so much what Prochara says exactly? Why is he the expert on splat knowledge?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        biggest splat tuber

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        prosharta

        do you think he licks public toilets like that german politician? I think he does

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is he the expert on splat knowledge?
        He's the next best thing to FLC since he actually is starting to observe Japanese players playing too, as well as actually explaining the logic on why some things do and don't work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a reasonable size, good buff

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick that it should be the whole thing

        golden egg banner bros...

        I like the 100 bronze banner

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every new weapon added has 200p for their special

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (You)
      …except heavy edit. That’s 210p

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's artists that draw random squids they see around. Or their own squid. Or tan squids.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY ADDED A POLE TO BARNACLE AND DIME
    it's small but it still counts

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any map and/or mode recommendations for the pb?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tower Control on Barnacle & Dime.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we'll play barnacle and dime and hammerhead on every mode. outside of that what other changed stages do you want to play?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RM hammerhead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you guys making a pb after maintenance?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yea

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick I'm not feeling well so I'm going to have to pass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      museum zones and rainmaker since they are specifically called out by the patch notes

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All weapons have 200p specials, except Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau which has 210p

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every new weapon added has 200p for their special

      what does this mean

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bottomfrag my beloved

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UMAMI IS ACTUALLY A FULL REWORK

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neat lookin, how's it work?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inkbrush Dynamo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine increased running speed and far less delay on flicking

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PB IS UP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      paizuri breast is up!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you do in pbs? I never joined one. What's the point?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PB 4/10

        This is a little weird, but we play the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's the point?
        playing multiple modes, usually 2-3 of each mode, come join

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maintanence is done btw

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hahaahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aaaaaand there it is. Footgays won.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        footgays won

        Footfriends... we FRICKING WON

        name the people in the pool who are foot fetishists

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          everyone is anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      footgays won

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Footfriends... we FRICKING WON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inb4 333 gold shells for the Friendship Bracelet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wooden sandals
      need me a flat b***h that wears these and a kimono or fundoshi + sarashi combo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YEEEESSSSSS

      WERE SO BACK BOYS

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/coxxs/status/1796351666507403446
    grizzco roller

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *eurobeat intensifies*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OK, so it's just a tuned-up Dynamo Roller. That's still pretty sex.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean honestly what else could it have been? Not disappointed in the slightest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't show vertical flicks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://x.com/Coxxs/status/1796352222588231975
        vertical

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even the Inkling is struggling to lift that thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look at that fricking range and still 400 damage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just like how I imagine the best grizz weapon here finally

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No pushback
      it's everything I ever wanted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      h-hayai

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rollergods we are so back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Leave goldie rush to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I was right https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/670703610/#670744143

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can get the Salmon helmet for PVP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK THAT YOU CAN GET OCTAVIO'S TACTICOOL SAMURAI HAT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worker's Cap and Hard Hat Replica.

      I gotta have 'um.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zedfrye and fox mask change color with your ink color
      Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fox mask change color with your ink color
        yessss, I was hoping so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES THE FRICKING WORKERS CAP FINALLY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Octavio's hat
      HELL YEAH
      great selection this season

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally all of them are amazing
      Good selection for the final season

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE FINAL WANDERCRUST HEADPIECE IS cat ears

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spoilers text but not image
      ?

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP FOLLOWING MY YOU gayS

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PB 5/8

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All new gear.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >New slops for your trouble, 150 silver each

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick
      I gotta go iridescent I think
      going hyper sonic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Iridescent Slopsuit
      Oh shit nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >iridescent slopsuit
      Frick, I'm still saving for that 999 silver banner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I only have enough to but one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they added a fricking trans pride suit
      Anyone I see using this gets an immediate block

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's right you know

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does transrights affect you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >150 silver
      that's totally reasonable. I was worried if they added a gold suit it would cost 333 gold scales

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >150 silver each
      that ain't nothing to me

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6/8 starting in 2 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7/8, need one more

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 Gold
    Worth it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All new gear.

      Worker's Cap my beloved...

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only 5 gold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES! I was so worried I'd have to grind for over 9000 hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Criiiiiiiiinge

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mr grizz gives you a locker thing for getting 999

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      triumvirate badge is cool
      and considering there isn't more badges for a lot of kills I'm certain it's big run only

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dethrone 1000 Triumvirates

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it can occur on regular shifts as well

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i was right

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            having a icon isn't really proof of that, it could just be for big run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dethroned a Triumvirate

      NIGHTMARE SLAIN.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok I hope that i can get a group of you guys together to REALLY beat that trio so we can all get the Triumvirate... please.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”That’ll be 333 gold, sir…”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way they added a third one holy frick ahahahahahahaha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ggs gold n silver crew

      need THIS now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GG

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PB is running, but you can join while it is going on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was but two people I know don't like me.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heres your treasure for getting all 999s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, I'm nowhere close to getting that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's cool and all but im still quitting the game after a splatfest

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lab coat is 800 bronze

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m liking the buffs for the specials. All feel good

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    last page of the catalog
    it's really fricking over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no reef-lux
      BULLSHIT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thank You for Inkling, Nintendo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep, its over
      splatoon 4 when

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2-3 years probably.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spinoff first for 10th anniversary, then Sploon 4 a few years after

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what genre would best fit a splatoon spinoff?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone says this but I agree: a tactical RPG like fire emblem or advance wars. I think a team of inklings + the ink mechanic is a perfect fit. Have it set in the Great Turf War and it would be kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick you for playing

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just enough to buy everything except banners
    I don't like gold banners anyway

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pb host play umami next I'm curious cause someone said it's got a proper rework

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these neat SR things you'll never own

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better start grindin kid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't have the time nor the skill. Was a choir just getting a bronze badge on BR. Which I can't thank bros here enough for assisting me.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jackpot banner

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that they are officially splatoon’s best team. World champions, even

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >troon
        >troon
        >jeet
        >incel
        yeah that's Splatoon alright

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a man

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >retreat sponge on the left drop off only exists in SZ
    Hammerhead rework is underwhelming

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that Splatoon 3 content is finally over
    What do you want to see in Splatoon 4?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want rollers to be good again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rollers are fairly decent after the latest swing buff they got last time.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like that they keep imbedding themed jellies into the stages with the reworks

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna play SR more often than ever now, but I also want to 5 star both bows

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two more EW confirmed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’ve added multiple EW stickers each update yet most are unused

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    matt....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes?

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the wooden sandals grizz shop gear?

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BF was throwing

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatoween (Maple) and FrostyFest (Stove) support was added to Inkopolis Square in 8.0.0.
    Another year of splatfests, perhaps? or maybe just reruns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      big if true

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        apparently Pearl and Marina got two new outfits but they're recolors of outfits from 2.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Specialfest data named “SAND” was added
    Finalfest bros…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Battle of the Bands for control of the Splatlands (since the Splatlands is a shitty desert this is the source of the SAND codename).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Additional “SAND” info
      This special splatfest doesn’t have any data support for any of the plaza’s, but instead it has data for it’s own unique plaza

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spoiler
        probably a big stage for all the idols to preform at once with a custom new song for the fest. If it is an idol fest it makes sense to have them all collab on a song

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly it might lessen the possibility that the finalfest is an idolfest and the jelly was foreshadowing that all idol groups will collab for the finalfest instead. I’m guessing the new plaza will be where it was since it’s called Sand

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can see the crater being the finalfest plaza. Best-fitting location

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It would be fricking kino if one of the final fest stages is an alterna hub or something like that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Final Fest is Burning Squid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Even more “SAND” info
        Supposedly this new location has different parameters compared to other plaza’s. The maximum amount of players that can show up is now only 10, and for jellies it’s 20
        In addition jellies will have “stains” applied to their model, whatever those may be

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get fricked ahahahhha

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sr room up I need to get more silver

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew buying that 999 banner was a mistake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >opened while I was in a game
      Clever girl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 silvers AND a gold for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4 silver is a good start but man this is going to take long

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit
    I thought for sure we were cooked

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might be the best seasonal Anarchy Rainbow remix

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very mario sunshine. I like it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This almost sounds like a Final Fest version (even though it's not apparently)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reminds me of Sword and Shield futbol chanting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very mario sunshine. I like it.

        Sunshine bros, we're back?

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pissed we didnt win that last one

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There gonna be another PB tomorrow for the new weapons?

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my lockers gonna explode

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new season 100 pulls again

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hagglefish is the only new tri-color stage added, alongside Brinewater and Eeltail tri-color getting updated
    With only 1 new map, no june splatfest, and old maps getting redone, all signs point to summerfest being the next/last splatfest. Afterwards, all old maps will be reran for the finalfest

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2nd time?
    bro...

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://nitter.poast.org/CoxxsIka/status/1796358517827457419#m
    So does thing get its own rotations or is it just a rare occurance or is it HLM only or what? I really don't know!!

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eeltail tricolor now has gushers btw

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://x.com/DiamCreeper24/status/1796354504293773693?s=19
    Emotes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lame emotes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, that's..........nothing.

      Maybe Ready for Action, but yeah. There's nothing for me in this Catalog.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pray emotes never return for the next game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like stance up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're okay, but sort of seems like they're running out of ideas. Also Sister's Style looks like they're doing their best Marie impersonation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Suppose to be both of the sisters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean with how unenthused they look.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fight hard for gold big run trophies
    >don't get any, always off by 1 or 2
    >nintendo decides to make it easier
    >lose all desire to grind for the 5%
    I don't think I've played a single big run more than once since then and I love salmon run

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We’re not even at 500 post…

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shouldnt we be on CB?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think?

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zipcaster is getting stealth buffed by these map reworks. They almost all add some sort of tall structure to grapple to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit, you're right

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you doing 2v2s?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I needed to go piss

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Expect to get a badge for 999ing all the maps
    >Get a tiny fricking locker decoration instead
    Wow thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Locker decoration for an achievement which anyone who has probably doesn't even play PvP

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS URCHIN UNDERPASS?
    WHY IS MARIO KART THE ONLY SWITCH GAME WHERE I CAN PLAY ON IT?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your splatoon 1 story mode octozon level??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nostalgiagays are so cringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nostalgia or not, it's a solid map

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, the Triumvirate Badge. That has to be at HLM, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The badge is for a defeat. You get a helicopter decoration for beating it on HLM

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 silver
    yes I'm doing one more king wave

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wew good shit

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Do Anarchy Open because I want to complete the catalog in time and this is the fastest way, Series will put me in a skill bracket I have no possibility of winning in
    >Get matched against premades, people with gold x-battle badges
    >On a 15-match losing streak
    >Just ragequit my last match
    I really really fricking hate this game. Just give me those last 5 catalog levels and I can go back to my daily turf war win and ignore the fricking game forever. I miss Splatoon 2's ranking system.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Get matched against premades, people with gold x-battle badges
      >>On a 15-match losing streak
      pinnacle of 3's matchmaking

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Triumvirate will give you x3 scales
    >BIG Big Run will still give you x2 scales
    >Triumvirate during BIG Big Run will not give you x6 scales, only the x3 scales

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn it, I knew it was too good to be true!

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice!
    GGs!
    got some good clips from that PB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs PBs fun games

      GGs

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs PBs fun games

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been reconing all of the changed maps and, shocker, most changes are small. Hammerhead and B&D have one additional way into (not out of) mid. The rest are just making ares more open, throwing in some obstacles, improving spawns, or incredibly negligible stuff for the “slightly changed” maps. So improvements to how maps will feel, but not really changes to how you’ll play them vis a vis the objective

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try out bluefin clams with its inkrails

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That fast lane is quite nice. Should make scoring much easier

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So no Grizzco Splatling until Splatoon 4?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grizzco roller is the last one being added for this game yeah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like it.

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Summer Nights lobby theme

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, got a beach jazz sound to it.

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright I'm done for now I'm sick and I feel like shit I need a break GGs might be back later

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take it anymore. I fricking hate Anarchy. Gotta go back to Turf War. This fricking sucks. Just put me in the old man division, this matchmaking is trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SR players when they go to play ranked
      Lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I've played ranked a ton, I'm just at the threshold for having fun with it.

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triumvirate spoilers.
    They have individual healthbars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smooth games and smooth Joe kills. 2 golds is always a win

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >King
    >win
    >King
    Damn we'll take that

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, it’s hard not telling people to kys anymore now that they can report it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you tell people to kys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Change you name to it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't realize people actually did that
          now you're scared of getting jannied for it? kind of a b***h moment

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey, no worries, I still can come here to tell worthless losers like you to kys. I still get my fix 🙂

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yikes that's super problematic of you

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just made a sick winning play in Clam Blitz
    >Overtime, enemy has lead
    >Grab pity Power Clam
    >Super jump to now-dead teammate at the enemy goal
    >Hit the goal
    >Teammates manage to slip in a few clams and win
    I know everyone says this mode sucks, but pulling off plays like this feels like nothing else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clams has incredibly high highs when things go right.
      But very low lows when things don't go right. It's a rollercoaster

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new hammerhead rainmaker

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >farmed 30g for friendship bracelet
    >you only need 5
    Anyways, feet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Footgays deserved nothing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they got everything 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You deserve death

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We already have perma day one feet with kick dampeners tbh for every single sequel going forwards.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your brain is dampened

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice single egg basket locker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I put a lot of work into it

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Losing hard for the first two minutes
    >teammate disconnects
    >we proceed to dominate the next three minutes in a 3v4
    never thought a 4th person could be a detriment

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stage reworks are actually pretty good
    woooaaaah

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >already getting reefslider kills thanks to trapping people in the rail ink
    Loving this buff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's pretty nice

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    golden egg banner bros...

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing the finalfest would work like
    Day 1
    >Regular Splatfest songs with Ink Me Up, Ebb & Flow, Acid Hues, Muck Warfare, Hide & Sleek and Smeared Canvas added to the mix
    Day 2
    >Spectrum Obligato and Calimari Inkantation 3Mix as songs
    >Increased rate of 10x battles
    >Tricolor happens at "third-time" and all tricolor maps are random like the 1st anniversary fest
    Day 3
    >Everyone is moves to a special plaza located in the tutorial area where all idol groups perform a new song together
    >Final battle song is a new one that's a collab with all idol groups
    >Increased rate of 100x battles
    >Tricolor happens on a revamped Lemuria Hub (since it's close to the tutorial area)

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nautilus is such a stupid fricking weapon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It shouldn't have fricking hitscan projectiles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whut

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you think bullets in this game all instantly hit the moment they're fired? Only some do. The Nautilus is one such weapon. It's fricking moronic.

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