Splatoon

The 8.0 update is out NOW! You can check out the various map reworks in-game, or check out the datamined info out-game. Less than 24 hours before the next season, so be prepared!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New gear from the salmon shop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >friendship bracelet
          YEESSSSSSSSSD

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          feetbros we are so back

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh the wooden sandals? totally missed that

          New gear from the salmon shop.

          cool now I can larp as Nogami

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >5 gold
          of thank fricking goodness it's not something obscene like 800 fricking bronze scales

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Friendship Bracelet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Worker's cap
        >Not Eggscellent Cap
        They fricked up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I already have that parka.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Datamine time! Oh shit, this is gonna be so fun.

      >all this based returning gear
      Figured worker's cap would be 30 golds, and not surprised at bracelet being 5. That's going to put a dent in my gold banner stash. Shame there doesn't seem to be some final work suits.

      https://x.com/coxxs/status/1796351666507403446?s=46
      ZOOOOOOM

      Oh my god grizz roller is exactly what I wanted, just dynamo on steroids. Thank you jeebus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shame there doesn't seem to be some final work suits.
        check em, all 150 silver

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >450 total silvers
          And in one fell swoop, my almost complete 999 silver savings is cut nearly in half. Guess it'll be another year until I get that banner.
          >none of them are the superior gloopsuits
          Those bastards.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you look at the slop slots in the shop three are missing
          it was always obvious

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing beats my clown suit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too bad you can’t import your clothes to the game

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only lost three matches in the last hour
    >all three to different nautiluses
    frick this weapon and frick the tryhard homosexuals who use it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was on the last page of the catalogue?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pin up models

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Thank you for playing"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are those the poster cephs of each season? That's pretty cute.

        Sizzle '24 best boy.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Barnacle & Dime still bad? I've spawn camped teams twice now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They never actually address the problems with the maps. All they want to do is just slightly impede the long range weapons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe they need to make it just FUN to play first, and then fix the issues with fairness. Ala Piranha Pit.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread is already dead
    oof

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too busy actually playing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pool killed the cl*que

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the cl*que
        Who?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          leon
          banette
          gooney tunes
          dogstalker

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, thats the subclique

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 Gold
    Lads

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 gold!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female inkling feet
    Female octoling feet
    Bracelet BIS item for female inklings and octolings.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reef feels like you can actually skillfully use it in a good amount of scenarios now. I’m genuinely impressed by the buff. Didn’t see anyone else consider it, and it’s way more fun than lag tweaks, and feels way less degenerate than those could get

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://x.com/SplaLog/status/1796353558604120327
      This looks nice. Like one of those finishers in old anime that freezes the enemy in place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://x.com/SplaLog/status/1796353558604120327
      This looks nice. Like one of those finishers in old anime that freezes the enemy in place.

      >Reefslider buff makes it paint a huge path ahead of itself that's thicker than a roller vertical flick
      Holy frick. I was expecting two little strips under the rails themselves, not a whole runway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Give it a try! It feels very satisfying to trap someone of block an escape path

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big Bubbler is still the same. It's actually crazy good in 1v1s but the buff doesn't do much on maps where backlines are still good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        May not want it to be too powerful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish the Hydra kit had been Bubbler, you could probably be annoying as shit with that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would certainly be nice to set up shop in front of a charger with impunity. Also why I wish Heavy had splash wall.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game keeps lagging up after wave clear
    Feels like it's gonna crash, I dont like that...

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frickers kept swapping to me the instant I went down to try and retrieve eggs, it happened three different times.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my bad guys

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making sr room at rotation

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another Gold
    We're raking em in tonight boys

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice kill, and another gold

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aw yeah another one, game knew i wanted to get that new 333 banner

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There, finished the catalog. What a fricking shitshow.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >890 EVP
    Wouldn't be able to convince you lads to stick around till I hit 999 would I

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone use vac or bubbler since their buffs? Curious to hear impressions. They seemed like they’d be pretty useful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vacation "buff" is insignificant
      The problem has never been not having ink on your side, it was having to wait to fire

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vac
        Frick I'm tired

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do the egg total results after a shift look different? Did they make the numbers smaller to fit Triumvirate or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah your right, they made it smaller

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think so

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 total golds
    >my first 999
    Think I'm gonna call it quits there lads, holy shit g frickin gs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love goooooooooooooooolllld
      need to take a break, fun games

      ggs, 2 gold again!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fresh!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget to collect your decoration

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, you can get those already?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry anon, I misread your post and thought you had all 5 999

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good job, G!!!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love goooooooooooooooolllld
    need to take a break, fun games

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR 2/4 if anyone is interested.
    Ggs G, B.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll join

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More data on “SAND”
    >Supposedly the plaza is connected to Big Run as there’s parameters so Big Run music doesn’t play during the splatfest
    >Supposedly this could mean that the finalfest would take place alongside a big run event
    >Both events would total up to 5 days
    That one anon who predicted a big run happening just before the finalfest may be unironically right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait so is this really gonna be the big run where splatsville is under attack?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So the story here might be the fish go all frickin out, and the bands come together to rally the people to repel the invaders. Hmm.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if it's another species war? Inkling vs octoling vs salmonoid.
        I could see the idol splafest be the summer fest only because it's more light hearted and every idol has a special outfit for the occasion.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We're not gonna have round six of the race war, Octos can't survive yet another L

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We are truly fricking under attack
      Beautiful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gooood the Cohozuna vs Horrorboros vs Megalodontia finalfest is real with the idols uniting as one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Splatfest on the big run maps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gooood the Cohozuna vs Horrorboros vs Megalodontia finalfest is real with the idols uniting as one

      ohhhh bby

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the new reef-lux players
    >they're still all shit and are a liability on my team

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The few existing REEF-LUX mains are total cancer to deal with now

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many Big Runs have we had? Does it fit the 7 rings lore?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next one will be the 7th

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >7 rings lore
      sonic the hedgehog reference??

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so did anyone try out the grizzco roller yet
    the speed you get with that thing looks nuts

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs D, thanks for staying for one more king.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ggs! fun killings, i gotta sleep

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/coxxs/status/1796351666507403446?s=46
    ZOOOOOOM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin around at the speed of sound

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fast flick and very decent ink efficiency while rolling
      here I thought dynamo was already good. this thing is perfect

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The no pushback makes it better than other rollers even if the damage was shit. It's a game changer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deleted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a webm for your troubles

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nyyeeeeeerrrrrmmmmm

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This should be the Inkling's Secret Signature Ride in the next Mario Kart.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll do one more king

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fest is gonna be squid Burning Man

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they'll definitely feature all the Final Fest shit in the upcoming Direct right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good chance, but maybe not. Depends on how late in the season the final fest comes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Summer Nights theme feels more likely. Finalfest likely somewhere in August considering the jelly implies it’s in Sizzle Season and there’s no other Tricolor map added

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they waited till the final season to start actually making the game cool
    Th-thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry, in S4 they’ll have to learn to make a good game all over again

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dominate a match with reef-lux
    >teamate disconnects
    >lose in overtime
    It's so fricking unfair, I should get a win if it reaches overtime

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe they had the balls to add a third 333 banner lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're fricking bluffing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're coping.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE BANNER, WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe i shouldnt had bought that goldie statue..

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That statue is the best item in the shop

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >just a dull yellow color instead of a proper gold color and metallic texture the Big Run stuff would later get
              I know you're memeing but the Goldie figurine is pretty shite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pfffff, what you thought they'd be content with frickin 2 banners????? What are you frickin moronic???? It's splatoon THREE!
      side order will forever stay on wave 2 however lel

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so in the next sr rotation we are going to test if the 3boss wave happens?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The triumverate isn't random. It's like any set rotation where you have fug in rotation, or joe in rotation, etc. There's an icon for it and everything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To the anon that said it was big run only, get fricked.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >To the anon that said it was big run only, get fricked.
          the second it shows up in a regular rotation I will concede, there's more evidence for it being big run only than it being in regular rotations
          >it has an icon
          for big run
          >it only appears in set rotations not randomly
          yeah because it's gonna be set to appear in big run and not randomly on any rotation
          and there's also the badge, if it's just like a regular king why does it only have one badge, why does that one badge only require beating one of them, maybe because a lot of the player base will only have time to beat it once because it'll only appear for one or two events, if it worked just like a normal king it's badges would be just like a normal king

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they wouldn't need to code it to be tied to big run specifically, they can just only set it to appear on big runs, that would be simpler than specifically coding something in

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, it being big run exclusive sounds about right given how big of a workspace you need to fight 3 bosses at once

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >having to fight them on HT
                Its gonna be unwinnable aint it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                true, imagine all 3 bosses at once on high tide smokeyard or spawning and no grizz weapons, shit would be impossible

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god that looks like such a doohicky-ass device
        do you tihnk the handle is heavy as frick to try and counterbalance the piece of shit the roller has stuck to itself or do they just expect the inkling/octoling to deal with their makeshift mace

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does it roll fast as frick 1 shotting things but ink heavy?
        does it slam down a huge a mount of ink at once?
        i have questions

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the new headgear in case you missed it.
    You can get the salmon run hard hat, DJ octavio's hat, among other things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slopsuit hat
      Kind of neat, thought not nearly as iconic as the worker's cap. Sea-Lily and the hood are pretty dope.
      >was excited about Octavio's kabuto
      >it's his Alterna camo thingy that I genuinely forgot existed
      Disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this makes me happy
      good thing I never cared about gay ass banners

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DAMN YOU NINTENDO I STILL WANT THIS TO RELEASE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would be uncanny as hell to wear

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess the Heisenberg hat is nice. Would have loved more colours on the hard hat but it's okay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >want octavio hat and hard had replica
      >Will probably cost an ungodly amount of scales

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They won’t be in the shop, those will be the SR gear for July and August

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope I can put that sleeping mask over my eyes to reflect my actual aiming skills.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    need a minute, team

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired I just want to get this king over with

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OK I'm done I'm too tired to continue GGs guys got at least 20 silver scales today so I closer to getting at least two slopsuites

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where did all your silvers go?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        999 banner that I don't even use

        GGs.

        GG

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that I don't even use

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I regret buying it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gg team

          >He actually bought

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See, this is why I was going to save for the final season anyway. You never know what those guys will send our way.

          I already have it in my locker

          I'm way overdue for a locker redecorating. Just really, really like having DKC and a shitload of ramen noodles in there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >See, this is why I was going to save for the final season anyway. You never know what those guys will send our way.
            yeah I'm stupid but I got at least 20 silver scales today (and four gold) so I'm almost half way there

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's the sort of payout I can usually only dream of. That being said, I did get 3 gold the other night so it's not entirely sad. Just mostly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I got lucky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh cool, didn't know they were already going to give the all-golds decoration right now. Figured it would be tomorrow. And it's a tiny egg basket, how adorable! Wonder if the golden egg fits inside.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already have it in my locker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Slacked on my EVP999 badges and now don’t get the cool decoration
      Now everyone will think i’m a shitter I’m just lazy. But now I almost need to grind it out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody looks at lockers anyway its okay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i look, too bad i cant check out pool player lockers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Add them as friends

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish we had Grizzco lockers in the Grizzco lobby

          I hate having to choose between expressing myself and having a locker full of golden big run statues

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get cracking, son. And wow, that's a hell of a reference in the image. Last time I saw that was when Fuecoco was revealed.

        nobody looks at lockers anyway its okay

        I do...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait to get that toy

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have 716 silver scales
    >167 Gold scales

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I borrow some silver ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would if I could

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd give all my bronze away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I spent all of my silver scales on 10 big shot statues right after the last update and regret it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bought the goldie for 100 gold scales and I regret it because it's not even the shiny kind of gold like the BR statues

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like the final boss phases of FF6

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what a gay name

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have the 999 banner, all suits and 2000 leftover silvers
    it's easy to forget that not a lot of people play this much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone is able to do 999 literally every shift. Frankly, I wouldn't want to even if I had the time. There's other games to play.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good to see the art work is still flowing.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dedication to always giving OL Marina cleavage is admirable and indicative of good taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eh

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    Anonymous
  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, that' explains the earlier image. Hadn't sat down to take a look at the entire catalogue yet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely going to put that in my locker

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is just so much art, it borders on crazy. Good crazy.

        Is there a cat decoration to place near it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If there is one I'll probably put it next to it

          What do you expect from the best girls?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What do you expect from the best girls?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you Black folk actually enjoy and play Splatoon or are you just cephposting cuz cute?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only queers wouldn't do both

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Queen

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hail mary final game before bed
    >clean joe kill with all veemo team and GOLD
    The power of octo love prevails.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he was freelancing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And winning.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, ended up reaching 999 silvers before sizzle season. Time to spend all this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You buying the 999 banner?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, it's going to have to wait another 6 months. Got shiny new suits to buy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your loss

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reverse psychology will not work.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SEXO

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You should really buy it

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's enough sex posting, I need sleep.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    emotes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine playing as a male lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But anon, boy cephs are also cute

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You did get collect all clothes, didn't you

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me what happened here. I didn't even realize I jumped in rank until I asked myself why we just lost twice in a row.
    Is this related to changes in the update?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uh that's weird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are these all BR?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You had a 400 EVP stage badge for Bonerattle so you now automatically start at 200 EVP on that map. If you have the silver badge you start at 300 and 400 if you have the gold badge

      Unless I'm misunderstanding and you jumped from 40 to 200 in the same rotation

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you unlock SR shop gear? Spend a certain amount or do you have to buy everything?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're at the mercy of horrid rng and need to hope killing salmon run kings give you good scale drops. basically its a stupid fricking grind

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the triumvirate waves will yield more scales.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they drop 3x scales we already know this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but do we have confirmation on whether or not that scale total gets a 2x multiplier during big runs?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's just 3x, they said it's 3x in the big big run announcement

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What? You expected fairness?!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i hope they can hurt eachother and /or share a health pool and/or weak individually with hp

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they can hurt each other, that's been "confirmed" (no footage because they're all scared of dmca)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                interesting. thanks
                so trick is to get mega to chomp up king while you can focus firing horror

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Joe still has a frick ton of health, would still need to frick him up whenever he pops up

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch it be almost impossible to get when big run starts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, sounds like a weed eater. Pretty good on ink consumption. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Cb5iSPJf4

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks
        its amazing

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ten hours until friendship bracelets hit the market
    are you prepared for the mass influx of poasting?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped playing after launch. I kinda got tired of losing streaks while trying to focus on college.

    Are only good players left so I don't have to keep topping the losing team with a handful of shitters who don't play the objective?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. I'm C- -50. Shitters still exists.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shitters still exist, and if you haven't played since launch you're probably not much better yourself.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if we'll be given extra time to defeat them.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait what is the luchadore shirt then? whats this for?
    also that question mark...whats the grizz roller like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whats the grizz roller like
      see

      kek, sounds like a weed eater. Pretty good on ink consumption. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Cb5iSPJf4

      The ??? are for either the well stringer or colgate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kaneda jacket
      noice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        knew it looked familar. pretty kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Betting both of my nuts there's going to be a parody of the pill graphic on the back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's something but can't make it out

            emotes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's something but can't make it out [...]

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >called cooler jacket because of the taticooler drink

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks more of a cross-mix with Kaneda and MJ's thriller jacket

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rare Weapon:
      That's bullshit, right? They changed it so that all rares can appear I thought.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could be that they wanna save the grizzco roller for the big run

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they've got to stop rushing them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they won't

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is the patch good or not?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well barnacle and dime is better
      there's barely any balance changes
      and we can't access most of the new and added content yet so it's too early to judge really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dumb beeb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      barnacle is much better
      hammerhead is better on zones only
      umami got a surprisingly large amount of changes that makes it feel way better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stupid veemo, put on some clothes for perks
      idiota

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems pretty stacked with perks to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Umami and B&D are very much improved. Hammerhead is a lot better in SZ, minorly better in the others. Brinewater is a good belit better. Scorch is a little better. Bluefin Clams is a lot better. Rest are minor. Reefslider buff is very fun. The other special buffs aren’t huge, but are nice. Bows are both better. Really good patch and season. Hopefully dedicated balance patch is good too

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There has to be some kind of catch to the Triumverate wave, the frickers just have too much life to be able to feasibly kill all three of them even with am extra set of specials.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can hurt fatfrick and boris with megalodontias bite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grizzco weapons + they damage each other, I assume if you can constantly get horoboros's bomb exploding and joe biting the others you'll probably be able to get them down before 31 secs

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone want to try the new barnacle in open Rainmaker at the rotation?

    I think I'll make a lobby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suuure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this still happening?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well since that guy isn't here it seems I'll just a make a lobby if you wanna join

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        where is it?

        Sorry bros. My game is updating still

        well since that guy isn't here it seems I'll just a make a lobby if you wanna join

        I'll join you if you give me 1 minute. My bad guys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          alright, I'll resend the invite after this match

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          invite sent

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where is it?

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no squid gf

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's going to be more?
    >bowl cuts wearing the jacket named TETSUOOOO
    >cat eared furgays
    Place your bets gentlemen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not even a competition and I don't even have to say which is worse because every knows it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to say they don't even know who that is, but to my surprise I saw el kabong post during musicfest.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Taco.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Summer Nights ink has an ocean ripple effect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That actually looks cool as shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait to play grey vs grey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit that looks awesome.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season Fests have become so soulful in 3, I love it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn that looks nice
      however, [insert cum joke here]

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, new Brinewater is really nice and roomy. Side parts aren't slaughterhouses any more.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEW ROTATION LETS GOOOOOOOO

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RM 2/4 if anyone wants to join just reply and I'll open back up

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    total nip death

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE QUIIIIIT
    good shit guys

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the final image in the catalogue making people argue whether or not Veronica is trans? The frick is wrong with Twitter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're moronic, the pink one with the Wellstring is the dude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they thought the sizzle season trailer yeb was a male version of veronika because same haircut and similar clothing
      just moronic xitter shenanigans as usual

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its like i'm on /vg/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >come from /vg/
      >be surprised that others do the same and continue the same talking points

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this isnt a good thing, you know

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody said it was

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new weapon debut next rotation
    Nice
    >it's on Spawning Grounds
    God fricking dammit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grounds is GOATed for its dynamic terrain, it's not launch week anymore shitter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to the freelancers I get stuck with that still have no fricking idea what they're doing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gayest of all time maybe.
        I dont hate spawning grounds but its just slightly above the worst level being Marooner’s. All of the other levels are more fun to play on

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Smokeyard is the worst map because the majority of it is pointless

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter how good you play. In the end, you'll still get a tendo random 4th sploosh throwing the game

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any thoughts on Museum’s changes? Maybe I need time to get used to them, but not really a fan of most of them right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the changes to the right side trench, the ability to sometimes dunk in RM, and the additional cover for fights in mid, hut I haven’t gotten enough time to play and really feel the impacts. The added sponge and being able to launch onto the left are great though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are admittedly good changes. I think I’m just salty about those blocks they put on to the spinning platform on zones.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I am really curious to get some experience with that. I guess it could offer cover, and you could hide along it and squid surge for a surprise attack? Interesting addition

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ggs rainmaker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs
      nip team comps are cancer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs
      nip team comps are cancer

      GGs Rainmaker crew. We had some good games

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate a woomy and turn her into a housewife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you WILL impregnate a veemo and make her the happiest octoling in the world

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone make Cleo a veemo

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More info on “SAND”
    >Within the game’s code it implies that all 3 idol groups will preform together
    >They rotate between positions based on a schedule
    Pretty much all but confirms it being an idolfest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other datamine was saying it's tied to a Big Run over the course of five days so it may be their idols coming together to rally the troops against the fish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could be, who knows

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would be gigakino

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tetsuo

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone want to play some SR?

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Salmonids actually are gonna be Splatoon 4's Antagonists.

    Just like that, I love Splatoon again.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anarchy battles going well
    >Server suddenly matches me against several teams with a top 10 badge player out of the blue
    grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      detected you were winning too much and had to force a loss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the ultra stamp need a buff or am I moronic
    I swear they just shot through it, even when I do it optimally against a wall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shit special yeah.
      It got some decent buffs earlier on, then they toned it back a little bit by reducing the duration again, but keeping the large shockwaves. It's still vulnerable from being mowed down by shooters/splatlings. Nobody really is asking for buffs because conceptually it's just an obnoxious special

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think it’s more obnoxious than other, stronger specials. I think it kind of sucks that it’s so much weaker against 2 specific classes. Some other specials have lopsided class matchups, like Inket and short range weapons, but this one feel unnecessary as opposed to the inherent design of inkjet or something

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Terrible. You don't run swim speed on tri. You don't wait for a camping trizooka spamming fricking jr. to use trizooka when your jr. is dealing with the undercover in the frontline. It's like I was playing with the two dumbest reef users that were pinned by one tri stringer. I wasn't going to grind that. But the morons in Nintendo expected me to.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they need to just make it less vulnerable from the front, kraken's pretty similar but gets to be invincible at all times but stamp gets killed when just trying to attack, even if stamp became invincible from the front it wouldn't be a great special or too dominant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shit special yeah.
        It got some decent buffs earlier on, then they toned it back a little bit by reducing the duration again, but keeping the large shockwaves. It's still vulnerable from being mowed down by shooters/splatlings. Nobody really is asking for buffs because conceptually it's just an obnoxious special

        Okay so they did do the stamp dirty after the first buff and bug fixes

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any fishing rooms going up?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still interested in a room?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I wanna play

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've sent an invite.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR 2/4
    If anyone else wants to join, let me know.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dead game
    >dead thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm busy 'inking' a veemos 'splat zone'
      I hope you understand and forgive me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm before the storm
      4 more hours, trust the plan

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Inklings don't wake up before noon so they're either night owls or only have a few hours a day to ever get anything done

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're just like me, fr fr

        you aren't squids

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you aren't kid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're just like me, fr fr

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Summer 2024
    Well, where is it nogami?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VENOMSACS TOO BIG

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was about to call them inksacs but then I realized she aint no squid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i frickin wish she was in a string bikini

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Akira jacket has a tacticooler drink on the back
    Okay now this is kino

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Putting all 3 in the OE blender

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gonna miss you guys...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where you going anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Threads will die after the final season

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've laid the groundwork for more splatfests at least through the end of this year so the game won't be going anywhere for a while yet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Will they though? What if the season after that adds third kits? Splatfests are bound to keep happening too as they datamined new costumes for Pearl and Marina for the spooky fest and frosty fest, meaning those will get reruns at the very least. Maybe things will slow down but there will still be threads every now and then

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Parko gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how parko looks when I walk into hotlantis (I'm her favorite customer)

      Her name is Paruko not Parko you fricking poser

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know it's "Paruko" but I know I've seen some website translate it as Parko before somewhere and Parko sounds cute. :3

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I see you wearing the friendship bracelet then I'm sorry we can't be friends anymore!

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how parko looks when I walk into hotlantis (I'm her favorite customer)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And then everyone Booyah'd

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fell asleep and missed the fishing room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude that was the last fishing room of the season...it's over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sigh

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to add a "swap all duplicate gear for chunks" button to the Salmon Run counter because having to mash through like six or seven tabs of that shit is tedious as frick

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interestingly the new map won’t be constantly on rotation, but rather mixed in with a lot of the maps that got reworked (mainly B&D and Hammerhead)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think they noticed how tired people got of marlin in the first few days of the season.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think it’s mainly to do with the reworks. While the new map may not constantly show up, it along with B&D and hammerhead are both constants on rotation, it just alternates between the 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Hammerhead and Dime are just as bad as they were before, if not worse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s an improvement

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone wanna fish at rotation before the chaos starts ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ready when you are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let me boot up and I'll send the invite.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ahem. woomy feet, that is all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Footgays won everything, it reall is crazy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet they deserved nothing
        Fate is cruel

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take heart brothers. Now at least we'll know who the degenerates are in the pool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if I'm degenerate in ways other than foothomosexualry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna use it but I'm not a degenerate footgay, just a regular degenerate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What’s the difference?

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >last season
    >no sheldons picks
    Fricking idiots, can you even call 3 a Splatoon game
    Bring back the devs from 1-2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      third kits have historically come after the game's finale, give it time till season after next

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what no they didn't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If 8.0 is to be the final update, if we were getting third kits this is how the weapon release should’ve been
      >First 4-5 seasons adds in alt. kits for all the weapons
      >Last 4-3 seasons adds in the third kits
      That way people aren’t waiting 2 years for their weapon to get an alt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The rollout of kits is the biggest gripe I have in all of Splatoon 3 with how utterly low effort adding the alternate kits is (literally just change two parameters for the weapon and then recolor or slap a sticker ojn the model). Absolutely no fricking reason whatsoever it should ahve taken two years to roll those out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Definitely. Was disappointing seeing each season come out with less and less weapons up until season 7

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 SR

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs fishers! Thanks as always L and moonrunes. Even had a face I had seen in a while. Sorry I didn't know you lads wanted to continue but I need to grab me something to eat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ggs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i call moonrunes, chinese guy

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo status: ULTRA BASED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell this is a 2 octoling

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        s3 doesnt even have the sitting pose for photo mode. also that's albacore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah because they have gender differences unlike 3

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when are the new weapons going live

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      About 40 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Less than an hour

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The summer version of Anarchy Rainbow sounds a lot more grand and epic than expected for a simple summer remix.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this on Twitter, guess what all the comments said about Sean and Bisk..... Sigh....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why were you scrolling Twitter and not expecting to find homosexuals

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what are you gonna do first when the update drops?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buy new salmon suit then salmon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy friendship bracelet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy the new gold banner
      i wish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tfw 194 golds away

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 30-ish away from the second one... I can't just skip to the third one and pretend I'm cool...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell DEENS to host a room

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta have at least a 10 minute period for people to grab the new shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do what

        Drop in turf "room" going up 10 minutes after the update goes live. Drop in on BF

        says
        t. deens

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weapons
      Then turf war

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play with the new dousers while everyone and their mother are using colgate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably
      get all the weapons and test them out a bit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy All Three Suits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make new builds with 4 weapons and procrastinate the other ones. Back to inkling boy and it's time to grind for those 5 stars again.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs SR.

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drop in turf "room" going up 10 minutes after the update goes live. Drop in on BF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's lewd!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turf drop in room up

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope gold scales will be easier to obtain during the triumvirate battles, but I doubt it.

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, you can already get this reward, neat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go-getter
      A backhanded compliment if i’ve ever seen one

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIZZLE SEASON 2024 STARTS NOW

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they add new 999 silver banners

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >see sr host
    NO

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    salmon 3/4

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT THAT GOLD SUIT I SHOULDNT HAVE WASTED ALL MY SCALES
    BY THE TIME I GET IT SPLATOON 3 WILL BE OVER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >150 silver
      That ain't shit homie

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I buy the friendship bracelet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone already got a silver capsule

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have 100 pulls

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITS FULL
    JOIN D OPEN TURF ROOM

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wellstring is interesting, you need to fire at the exact middle of the charge if you want your shots all in one place

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting decav very first salmon game
    lucky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Decavitator first shift
      frick yea. let me see the damage a bit on the dummies

      Oh so they added the Decav and Wellstring to the random weapon pool after the update? Cool.

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Decavitator first shift
    frick yea. let me see the damage a bit on the dummies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >450 charged closeup, 200 projectile
      >180 uncharged closeup, 120 projectile

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new season started
    >thread is already dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe because people are playing instead of posting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We’re playing the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *the clique is playing the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow the "clique" sounds like they actually enjoy video games

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they won't join your rooms

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And? Rounds don't last long, you should have time to post between matches.

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait did they make the egg count numbers in the result screen smaller

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did it

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad the heavy edit isn't actually Red and it was just the ink color but in a darker shade. Now I have to learn how to use the Crab Tank.

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lemuria hub is amazing, feels like something straight out of 1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same with that new somg “seasource.” Honestly one of the best battle tracks we got

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you thanked them yet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't even heard them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first game I played on this stage it legit messed with my brain how different this stage is. I don't know I feel about how compact it is yet.

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OCTOLINGS OUT
    >OCTOLINGS OUT
    INKADIA FOR INKLINGS
    >OCTOLINGS OUT

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Decavinated?

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS MY WOOMY IS BAREFOOT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Got the friendship bracelet
      >Applied it
      >Feel nothing
      Good to see I'm still normal
      Besides boots look better

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Firat gold roll of the season bros! (Maybe)

    https://x.com/GoldenOcelot/status/1796703385070322055

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      congrats

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon

        lucky b***h IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME

        Keep trying dude, make sure to transfer your Sheldon licences into tokens like I did so you can spam the machine like crazy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lucky b***h IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >had like 700+ silver scales
    >down to like 100
    whew

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ARE TRIUMVIRATES IN YET? THE NEWS MADR IT SEEM LIKE THEY ARE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no
      big run

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to join the room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wont reveal my personal information. Sorry.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are replying to a shitposter who doesn't even play

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im in bottomfrag's room right now though

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's the shitposter

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it doesnt matter, im already free lancing.

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pokemon fan theory vibes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VERY fascinating

      pokemon fan theory vibes

      Lillie looking like Nihilego is outright started to be intentional though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dear lord that would be dark as frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver has zits on her back
      >Frye gobbles balls
      >Big Man waddles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cant believer shiver controls joe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl is the best boss

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but shiver isn't fug

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I love Horrorboros Too

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wellstring is fun

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLESE

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dousers are now usable
    As I predicted everyone is using colgate. Ran into one douser enthusiast.

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gg salmon crew

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ultra stamp can be pretty cool sometimes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a great special but it feels like it lasts for a fricking hour

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It may be wonky but every now and again it nets you wipeout by itself or it lets you jumpscare a backliner.

  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bottomfrag has an embarassing amount of hours

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Splatoon ever get a SP spinoff? The lore is begging for it, and ink mechanics could be incorporated into a lot of other genres.

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats on the HUGE roll anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still seething

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The iridescent suit is the same kind of holographic plastic texture as the new Squid Sisters outfits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also the same as the bream brim cap

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You can lunge over gaps
    Neat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the Mario physics where you can run over one block gaps

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >silver AND gold pulls not even two hrs into the season
    What witchcraft is this?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s called looking at your seed and stopping just before the jackpot until the season starts

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    And so, ends my most anticipated arc of the two years to roll off. You had your up and downs, you had your rocky starts, you had so much to learn, and at last; Great Tusks, just a little over 1000 finalists of last's season X Tentatek!

    Thus, comes to end the show Great Tusks. Tune it up now for the years to come, for its sequel, Great Tusks 2; the Phenomenon of Tusks! Provided Splatoon 4 is yet another sequel and not necessarily a hard-reboot, I think.

    Good bye, and good night, everyinker. Used vanilla S-Blast, I feel dirty and scummy. As yebby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong thread moron

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