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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new season starts
    >anon can't keep a thread up
    Sad. Splatoon 3 is reclining.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I SEE BAREFOOT CHICK!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have general up 24/7
      >Use declines
      Who could have guessed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're exaggerating, anon. There's only a thread up like half the time. Bloons Tower Defense threads are about as consistent as Splatoon threads.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just migrate to /vg/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are we really going back to /vg/ again when the pool dies?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just here for Salmon Run.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I paid 60$ to paint the floor

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you were invited to play
    >bing bing (match started) 🙁

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna miss these threads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't have to die. you could just post in them when they hit page 10
      We'll still have threads for events at any case.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are we really going back to /vg/ again when the pool dies?

      they didn't have to die. you could just post in them when they hit page 10
      We'll still have threads for events at any case.

      pools killed the threads, unironically

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's such a moronic take. The introduction of the pool system saved the threads from dying off early into the game's life. Literally every thread was people talking about sort of playing the game and then the avatargay blog posting to no one. When pools were introduced, everyone started playing with each other and the threads improved significantly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          incorrect. The first month of pool were very good, then the blogposting and namegays started to spam endlessly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What I'm saying is that without the pool there wouldn't have been a reason to have one up 24/7 for almost a year straight. Threads wouldn't have existed outside of events,

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok so pools weren't the issue but instead homosexual anons were.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Of course, this is an anonymous board Ganker. All name-related service isn't well received here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The clique saved these threads, unironically

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come back to splat1, son

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weapons are All GrizzCo during Triumvirate fight
      INTREDASTING

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        without them we'd probably be fricked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >135 gold
      I can accomplish this!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe in you anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if we were still going by the old percentage-based scoring
      >Not only do you have to get lucky with the right weapons and waves, but the right map too

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guy uses kraken
    >doesnt use it to grab eggs
    You've gotta be squiding me...

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get Triumvirate waves already, or is it going to be something starting next week during Big Big Run?
    The Splatcast made it look like it can happen whenever now, but it would make sense for them to really introduce it during Big Big Run.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon... if you want us to join your room leave it open more than one minute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont want you in my room, shitter

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand what they were thinking with the new bow. What an awkward piece of shit.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird bug. I SAW Anon join the lobby after you had already started the queue and then he disappeared.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Undertow
    >Undertow
    >Oh hey Lemu-oh wait a DC
    >Undertow
    Help.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had a similar problem yesterday where it kept giving me mincemeat instead of Lemuria. Just wanna play the new stage dammit, and on that topic it is a pretty unique stage compared to anything in Splat 3. What are your guys thoughts on it so far? I like its spaciousness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mincemeat is the other stage where this regularly happens to me. It sucks.

        >What are your guys thoughts on it so far? I like its spaciousness
        Maybe it's because I've been playing the HVN but this stage feels pretty compact since you can get to the other team's side really fast but at the same it feels like you have a lot of way to get around. Good stage but I don't think I'll ever see a Tower knockout.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry anons I was gonna be comfy and play SR all day but suddenly other plans came up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's all good doc.

      Currently 2/4. If anyone else would like to join ping the board and I'll open up after a game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Send an invite.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have 2000h players and only have 6000 wins, damn. I do play tons of Salmon Run though

    Anyway, Friendship Bracelet is back. Is /vp/ happy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /vp/'s too busy genwarring, I don't think they give a shit about splatoon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, I meant to type Ganker, my bad. Didn't even notice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Footgays unironically won and I hate it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          feet-io games

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post stats.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love me brush, love me tri stringer. Simple as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How's the charge buff been treating you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its been treating me very well.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Splatlings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't like the Heavy Splatling in this game, even though I loved it in 2. It just doesn't feel that good to play with a crappy special like Wave Breaker. I don't like Kraken on it either. I really like the Ballpoint and Edit though. Haven't tried the new Edit yet but I'm sure it's much better than the original.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm sure it's much better than the original.
        It's annoying as frick to fight. The crab really synergizes well with the weapon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's good but I don't think it'll be picked over the vanilla kit much after a bit. Crab is really squishy and people love cooler.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People say this but I think that's more going to be in a vacuum, for people that play on actual team comps. For everyone else, which means us, you're going to see this new heavy edit in solo queue, in X rank, series etc and it will do well because it's just a really strong kit. Crab is still a top tier special even if other specials counter it. It's just able to apply so much pressure. Splat bombs work better for the weapon than curling bombs. Having an offensive special allows it to fight a lot more aggressively, and it's difficult to rush it down if you have it hurt and it has a crab waiting.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The funny thing is that the two Specials I wanted on Heavy Splatling (Tacticooler and Crab Tank) both went to the Heavy Edit Splatling. I like the Edit, but I prefer the faster Charge Times and longer Range of the regular Heavy.

    As for Wave Breaker and Kraken. I think they're fine. I use Wave Breaker for Splat Zones and Tower Control, while using Kraken for Rainmaker and Clams. I have been using Kraken more for Tower Control recently, however.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You can now go to the center of Hammerhead from the right side instead of just hitting a dead end
    This is officially the best update

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The alternate route is only on zones and turf for some dumb reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It ruined my favourite beakon hiding spot though and therefore it sucks, yes I'm mad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they didn't make any easier for enemies to get there though

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /vg/'s got an in-board tourney going in 20 minutes if you wanna watch

    https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/squidya

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back and stay there

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work the first two days of THE BIGGEST RUN. I'm never gonna make Gold, Ganker

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get the Urge to play Splatoon
    >Boot it up
    >Pay us money to play this game you've paid for
    >Turn off switch for another year

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes I will buy this game that requires NO
    >What? What do you mean I have to pay online to play this game that requires it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO shouldn't be a thing
      so NO to NO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that I disagree with you, but you might as well blame Microsoft for introducing paid online in the first place.

        So what do we think the final splatfest will be? Best idol group? Knowing 3s splatfests, that means oth will have the popular vote but come in last place and the meme option of deep cut will win

        It's gotta be Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook vs Deep Cut.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well that means oth will lose because it will be full of morons who can't play. And no one would pick deep cut unironically
          So its either waste a vote or go with the squid sisters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you might as well blame Microsoft for introducing paid online in the first place.
          I hate MS with a burning passion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      needing to pay for some of the shittiest matchmaking is moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is but buying a game knowing full well you'll have to pay for the online service and b***hing about it is equally moronic.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what do we think the final splatfest will be? Best idol group? Knowing 3s splatfests, that means oth will have the popular vote but come in last place and the meme option of deep cut will win

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Best idol group?
      probably
      >the meme option of deep cut will win
      don't think so, they've had less time to aquire fans and those fans will mostly be those who started with 3 (i.e. worse/less experienced), I could realistically see any of the 3 winning though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but oth fans are the same people who kept supporting fyre when she kept losing so oth has no chance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean we're looking at this from a western perspective when over half the playerbase is japanese
          I HOPE squid sisters wins but anything could happen

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are the new weapons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Splatana is a bit on the slower side. It's probably not as good as the other two, but the one with inkjet and splash wall is kind of annoying imo because Inkjet is still really strong.

      The stringer seems pretty decent, comparable to tristringer but different attributes. It's more mid range and has an easier one shot kill, but can also turf well with its full charge shot with 5 darts. Both of these weapons have been kind of annoying to fight and everyone's trying them out right now. Will have to wait till the dust settles to see how they stack up to other weapons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >splatana
      OHKs you with 100 precision when used against you
      Charge attack doesn't even come out properly half of the time when you use it

      >stringer
      Somehow kills you with like one of the little exploding bottles when used against you
      All shots go straight over enemies' heads due to bullshit crosshair when you use it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My expectations were subverted. Splat Bomb/Crab Tank Edit was on the top of my radar for weapons to dominate the online meta. I was also expecting Kraken Range Blaster to be up there as well but I think rush down playstyles completely shut the weapon down. Bamboozler, Recycled Brella I expected to not be used despite their kits being good imo.
      What surprised me the most was the new Hydra. Maybe I'm fighting Hydra mains but approaching a Hydra now really makes the new kit shine. The newer weapons, specifically the Charcoal Decavitator have the only chance of being meta. Splash Wall surprisingly works for a sword.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG's gt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did tohsak* f*n change her name?
    I miss playing with her

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone interested in a SR room in 10min?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those were some tough shifts K GG's

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >constantly get paired with people who have over 1000 hours in the game
    >teammates still manage to suck
    someone needs to do deep fricking research on why teammates just fricking suck no matter what weapons they use

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >someone needs to do deep fricking research on why teammates just fricking suck no matter what weapons they use
      no deep research needed, they "balance" teams by putting worse players with better players thinking it'll balance out rather than just putting together players of roughly equal skill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the thing is this shit happens in sr as well

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SR pairs you with people near your EVP level, or Profresh or whatever low rank you're in. It's just that golden rotations are so powerful that even complete shitters can get to Silver easily with them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With how prevalent it is how do we solve the shitter problem? Good players shouldn’t have to put up with them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only true solution is playing with three friends who also do not suck dicks, or getting in at the start of every rotation, no matter how early or late it may be, and start together with everyone who also has a gold badge. Because during normal rotations the EVP400 and above segment of players is definitely more skilled overall than everything below that.
              Played a bit earlier today at EVP600 and, even at what's basically the ass-end of the rotation, I still got solid teammates overall. Even though I know a part of that is that this is a really damn good rotation on a good map.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The only true solution is playing with three friends who also do not suck dicks
                >having three friends who own nintendo switches, have splatoon 3, and have nintendo online who are also good at the game
                rarer than fricking diamonds at this point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not if you live in japan I imagine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is it really that common to young adults as well? i thought it was be niche as well since its popular for kids there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine not paiting the floor
      competitive Black folk think kills matters

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna make a sr room at rotation

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking big shots

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gold
    >but no silver
    Frick I can maybe do two more kings

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      w-what did she do with that shoe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A woomy will never tie you up and force her scent on you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how far are you mad lad gotten on the catalog?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coming up on level 25

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost done with crusty's bullshit grind and got the full outfit. Soon I can be done with this shitty game and all the grindfest. Range blaster with splat bombs addition has completely ruined this game.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, since if was shown off people were wondering if the deluxury sleep mask would be adjustable or not
    The answer, it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doing the Lords work anon!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      taking
      >so easy i could do this in my sleep
      to a new level

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YEAH THANK YOU KING

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the comfiest sleepwear I can wear for this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woomy sweater

        FRICK YEAH THANK YOU KING

        and anklet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any oversizes sweater would do

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for the main big run only the roller spawns, but you can get every grizzco weapon for the boss round

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sincerely hope that this means the Xtra wave basically works like a golden rotation. This shit is going to be chaotic enough already without worrying about rolling Dark Tetras or something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        considering it just says weapons it probably will

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs SR, nice king kills.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs.

      GG's 3/4 salmon room open

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be back in a bit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok reply when you're back

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm ready now.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alright join

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't we gonna PB later? Could do it next rotation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen anything posted about a pb

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done for now getting sleepy I'll be back at the usual time GG's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't done SR for a while, hope I wasn't too rusty.
      GG

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You did good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GGs.

        I'm done for now getting sleepy I'll be back at the usual time GG's

        GGs dudes

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys watch the /ink/ vs /ink/ tourney? What a load of bullcrap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Few matches I tuned into were boring so I went to grind turf instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watching other people play is moronic
      go play the game yourself

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >End the season at 50 B-
    >Start this season at 100 B-
    So you can start off with a higher rank (point wise) then you ended with at the start of a new season.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was shocked I was still A+

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finished season at S 983
      >got bumped all the way back down to A+ 800
      The system makes no goddamn sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what?
        I was S 600
        and went back to S 300

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I was kinda floored. no idea what the frick happened, never been penalized that harshly before.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just had a game of SR where I died ten times
    I have never been so frustrated in my life. I was revived into immediate death again at least five times and got tapped into the water by single hits another three. Frick man that's the worst I've ever done.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I died ten times
      Hey, somebody worse than me!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think even I haven't hit 10 in one game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10 death club
      BROTHER!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harsh. Usually I average at five or seven ownings.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Question for those have been using Crab Tank for a while: When should I use the burst shot?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >save tf2 post in splat 3
    Sad.....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw one too
      I don't get it, it's pointless

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        valve is fricking moronic
        such a great game with 0 support is depressing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw one too
      I don't get it, it's pointless

      Just one? I’ve been seeing dozens over the past few days. It’s just the next “free palestine” thing everyone floods the plaza with

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just one? I’ve been seeing dozens over the past few days
        I wasn't really looking at posts specifically, just saw one on my way
        >It’s just the next “free palestine” thing everyone floods the plaza with
        it's pointless but infinitely preferable

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats up with tf2?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is COHO
    I WANT GOLD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol oof

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        status update, coho finally showed up with a gold

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fresh!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man some of you are frickin animals at SR.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea how depressing it is to be the only one with who dies playing with them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Working with them is such a different experience than working with 2-bit Freelancers.

        It's like sitting with the cool kids at lunch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's the zero egg Black person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woomiesisters.... are we retarted???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes very moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't need yer help ya know!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao
      I would've fallen for it too I was shocked just watching it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The nicest touch was how they both paused to hit the camera button to record what just happened.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kicked to the plaza because of challenge announcement
    >Am forced to be subjected to nothing but pride post
    The 10th can’t come any sooner…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've just decided to turn off plaza posts for the month. Not worth it to go around and gut everything just to see them pop back up next time I launch the game.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, who's excited about the massive Salmonid Counterattack?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm anxious to see how the Wellspring V or Decavitator work in Salmon Run.
      Unless if I've missed a rotation with them already.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, you haven't missed it. Next rotation has the Decavitator, the one following that has the Wellspring.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Next two rotations have them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thanking god we switched to the set quota for gold.
      Imagine how big a shitshow this would be if Top 5% was scaled for this.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just today realized decavitator is not only the name of a hydrofoil type boat but also it "de-cavities" you since it's a toothbrush
    Lol...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you're moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair I thought it was pronounced "de-sahv-itaor" for a while, I never heard it spoken out loud....

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't there toothpaste on the Weapon Model?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, so I was confused on why it was named after a boat until I heard the actual pronunciation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's also decapitator + cavity. Like a sword that does dentistry work on your teeth instead of cutting off your head.

      Cavitation is also a thing you see with boat propellers, and the science trick behind the pistol shrimp's insane claw punch. Very fitting for a splatana that focuses on a big oneshot hitbox.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how many wordplays can one weapon have at once
        and how much of a nightmare must it be to translate while keeping at least most of them

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new song plays
    >teammate immediately dcs and the match is cancelled
    it's not fair

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I miss being a NEET.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know they didn't but it feels like they've buffed the Gold rate since the patch, I've farmed up like 12 golds in the past two days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking the same thing, cause I got a Gold after my first New Season Cohozuna.

      They very well may have, this is the last Season.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they did it seems like the kind of thing they'd have mentioned in the patch notes to try and hype people up to come back. Will wait like a week or so before I truly believe it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop posting this goblin, post marina instead

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dude, we all know this is just a ploy to get us to post more Pearl. You're not fooling anyone.

              nah

              marins is better

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >octoling
                Nah.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Marina herself would tell you Pearl is better

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, we all know this is just a ploy to get us to post more Pearl. You're not fooling anyone.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all 5 of my challenge games on hammerhead
    new stage where?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK sploosh players, I don't ever wanna see one on my team ever again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did she sploosh on your face too much?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >on my team
        no, he wasn't splooshing on the enemy faces enough actually

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah. I understand.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Must have been a real shitter if he can't get frags with a Sploosh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for sploosh 7 (splat bombs/triple splashdown), will be a lot of fun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >comeback and QR spam
        Would be a great kit to be a little shitstain with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically think Sploosh is secretly a top tier weapon in RM but nobody understands the secret of how to use it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's the secret anon, and why RM specifically?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Secret is alot of swim speed to cut the distance, win firefights, babmoozle opponents, escape danger and avoid shots.
          >why RM specifically?
          Sploosh has high object damage and if you combine it with object shredder you can eviscerate the RM bubble especially at the start of the match

          7 was top tier in RM in 2 but the vanilla sploosh isn't in 3, curling are too shit

          Top Player for X rank RM last season was a Neo Sploosh with like 4000+ Xpower

          I myself got to 2333 with both Splooshes and got top 80 in the rainmaker challenge last season

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7 was top tier in RM in 2 but the vanilla sploosh isn't in 3, curling are too shit

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot about that heartbeat section at the beginning. That moment was rad
      >3:40
      Really does sound like they say Chaos and Order here.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suicide room when

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Neo 3 have Frye's headdress?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She won it in a fist fight

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since side order
    What have I missed
    Do I have a reason to come back and play more?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      new kits are fun. Idk about new stage yet. They brought back the GOAT gear (Worker's Cap)
      You should at least come back for Big Run next week. They'll be unveiling a new fight where you have all grizzco weapons and fight all three kings salmonids.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    already 20k in debt bros

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get the Hard Hat and Octavio Helmet?
    Also what's the reward for beating HLM Triumvirate?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you get the Hard Hat and Octavio Helmet?
      Monthly SR rewards
      >Also what's the reward for beating HLM Triumvirate?
      Badge

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, I thought the Badge was just for defeating the Triumvirate and you got a Locker Decoration for HLM Triumvirate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      salmon run rewards for july and aug

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Decavitator seems to struggle with elevated/inclined planes. Has anyone tried it on Flounder Heights?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, tried it during a flounder CB rotation and it’s not fun. Due to the delayed charged shot firing you have to time it so they actually shoot over the ledges. Plus since you can’t quickly slice like the other splatana’s you can’t get the jump on anyone without them seeing you first and having plenty of time to get away

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hear all my shots hit
    >they don't die
    Why does this happen?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >14:58 through 16:16
    KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
    In summary, Pearl is best.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally got the top 3000 X badge
    >lost all desire to play the game
    I'll be back for the Big Run and the Splatfests but I don't care about Ranked anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't blame you. I can only imagine the grind to silver and gold.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How high of a rank do you need for it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was like top 1200 with 2333 X power for Rainmaker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I'll actually finally go for it this season then. Running out of time and nobody will care anymore but oh well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sploosh anon?
          I've been... uh... observing you. I even rooted for you when you fought friends of mine.
          GGs!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I've been... uh... observing you.
            could you word it any weirder?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, I haven't played at all since the season started
            But I'm honestly surprised there's more than two splooshes in the pool

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're not the french one? He posted on both Ganker and /ink/ and would post on Ganker more especially before pools were introduced. He made clips of using sploosh with his signature french version of the game
              Kinda miss him but you making it this far with your power inducates he has been rewarded for his daily grind. I'm thankful

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not Webmanon and I also miss him
                I still remember his firsts posts from two years ago

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sr room up might be able to do two kings though

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >comm error
    Frick I'm assuming you guys are still playing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick it I'm done ill play later

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pearl > Callie > Marie > Ian BGM > Frye > Big Man > Marina > Shiver

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frye that high
      >shiver that low
      trash taste

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that low
        Octolings go at the bottom.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          alright cuttlefish, let's get you back to bed you shriveled old fart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you cant rate her gf on the bottom

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2GOLD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That emote is just perfect

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moron jumps into bad situations over and over again
    >ouch whenever he dies
    >we start losing because we are essentially down a teammate
    >spams ouch like we're supposed to save the game
    >lose
    >find out he went 0-18

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >find out he went 0-18

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some gay invites to play a friendly game
    >leaves
    frick u skippy

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont like the wellstring well that sucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was made for SR

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because salmoBlack folk like to stand in a wide line perpendicolare to you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard it was good though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i just dont find it fun

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't find squeezer fun but that doesnt mean it sucks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i never said it sucks though?
            i said it sucks i dont like it because i was looking forward to anything new really at this point

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i misread your comment, apologies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                its okay buddy
                can i get a lil kiss?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's kind of ridiculous akshually

        with a good special (robotbombs work very well with it) it'd probably have been one of the best weapons in the game, it has insane area denial capacity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think its kits work alright. Vanilla lets it also play a bit more aggro and custom lets you focus more on support where you can play defense. The main is great on its own, a kit isn’t the be-all-end-all to a weapon being top-tier or dogshit

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite Splatoon player is putz 12.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Namedrop everyone in the pool wearing the Friendship Bracelet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wear the Friendship Bracelet, it doesn't go with my favorite Jacket at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      melia simp

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs crew.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there no tournament this season? Normally someone is advertising sign ups right about now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there will be one this season, but likely not gonna be for another month out or so

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who do you want to play with

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is splaterscreen viable for anything? All it does is obscure my sightline

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in comp it's being used as an anti-cooler option
      you throw it next to the opposing team's cooler to force them all to have to go through it to get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it had a bit of a clear look if your teams because half the time im gettin fricked up by our own

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use it in Tower Control to frick with the Enemy Team when they push for the Tower. They almost always beeline for it from the most obvious direction.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This month, 10 years ago, Splatoon was revealed at E3.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Decavitator and burst bomb dousers seem fun but its a little too late for me. just burnt out of the game now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im burnt out tryin everything but the new weapons and im sick of decavitator matches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to stop playing, but Salmon Run keeps calling me back in.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i played only 6 games..

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was going to wait until the shift changes in 2 and a half hours, but frick it. This has been a really fun junction set. Might as well see if I can squeeze some more scales out of it.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got 10 silver scales so far today and I hopefully just as much tonight salmon room at rotation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and I hopefully just
      man I'm tired

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2.5k power eggs
    Feels good, man. And hey, first card pack of the season gave me the Charcoal Decavitator card!

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I can do another boss or two before next shift. Probably will take a break about 30 minutes before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, I can do another boss or two before next shift. Probably will take a break about 30 minutes before
      That sounds like a good idea we'll just do two kings

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Solid work out there.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DOUBLE FRICKING GOLD, BABY. HELL YEAH.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 GOLD
    Frick that's really good but not what I wanted we'll do one more king

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Money ticket tourney starts at 8PM EST today. Team "squidler youth" still needs 2 people, you can join using this link: https://s.nintendo.com/av5ja-lp1/znca/game/4834290508791808?p=%2Ftournament%2Ftournament%2FVG91cm5hbWVudDoxZWYxZmMyMi04ZDI3LTYwMWYtOGZjMy04NjdmNDZmMWNkMWQ%3D%3FinvitationCode%3D892e74e0-1e94-47f0-a4da-c7aad5e8e4f9

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot dog, that was close. No fair, you got to use one of the new weapons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No fair, you got to use one of the new weapons
      hey at least you got the grizz blaster

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that new stringer is a boss killer damn

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Started suicide room samuraig password 1488 smoking then starting so give me 6 min

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A shame they waited until the last season to finally get their shit together because the new stuff this time around is pretty frickin cool.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i started a youtube channel recently and I decided to make a salmon run video this month, so it's been a lot of fun playing gethering footage.

    The video is just an excuse to put as much genocide jokes as possible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The video is just an excuse to put as much genocide jokes as possible.
      TOTAL
      (SALMO)Black person
      DEATH

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Son of a b***h. I wanted to use those wails so bad but everything kept targeting me.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another gold
    damn they really don't want me getting a lot of silver

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they up the drop rates for the very first games of the season or something? Now that was a whole lot of golds. Good efforts, guys. Shame there isn't already the triumvirate, I'm at like 930 and would have liked to do them at HLM. Just gonna have to wait till Huge Run. We reconvene in an hour.

      Gift horse, mouth, shut up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but I want silver 🙁

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Silvers come and go, but golds are vital.

          Yeah like I said here [...] I'm rolling in golds since the patch compared to previously. Maybe it's just luck, but then again maybe it isn't.

          Maybe enough people b***hed and complained to get the rates changed. At the very least, if you're all the way up at HLM it feels like a gold should be highly likely if not guaranteed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you guys want I can make another room at rotation

            Alright I'll stop complaining

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you're tired of making rooms, I'll do it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you're tired of making rooms, I'll do it.
                I'm not I'll make room at rotation

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright then, see you in a bit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah like I said here

        I know they didn't but it feels like they've buffed the Gold rate since the patch, I've farmed up like 12 golds in the past two days.

        I'm rolling in golds since the patch compared to previously. Maybe it's just luck, but then again maybe it isn't.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally got my first max level and of course hlm. I hit a brick wall at 700 for 2 hours, but when i finally started winning it was smooth sailing. I panicked when i finally got a hlm around 820, but it was pretty easy with competent freelancers. I wish there were filters for the pool that only allowed players with certain badges to join because there are a lot of scrubs that ruin the experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a stupid idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop gatekeeping

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are high-tide’s REALLY free?

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are bow fans feeling about wellstring? I suck with them but it looks fun to use

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so far all I can say is that it's really good for kills I need to use it more

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's already almost time
    Shit, that was fast.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitchin'

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played a ton of Spla2n when it first launched, then after a month or two, never picked it up again. It was pretty good, but it just didn't keep me for some reason.
    Should I try out Splatoon 3? is it significant of an upgrade enough to warrant a sequel, or is it just Splatoon 2 again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to have to ask another time. Thread is dead at night.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is it significant of an upgrade enough to warrant a sequel, or is it just Splatoon 2 again?
      There are some QOL changes here and there but Splat 3 hasnt really done much to justify itself as a sequel, and now its nearing the end of its support. Id just wait for the next game

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm liking the damage, but gonna have to get using to the toothbrush's range and width.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    played like shit but these weapons are strong

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Much better. Got a decent feel for cavity now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      might want to go see a dentist about that anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I hate that guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just noticed you can lunge one direction and slash a different direction. Cool weapon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't going nearly as smooth as last time.

        Oh wow, really? That's some bushido shit right there.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not bad just need more practice with it

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It KILLS grillers

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 silver
    FRICK

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE silver for a total fug deletion
    >constantly getting unstable connection
    >half of my total shots aren't doing anything
    Really not doing too well right now. I think I'll just do one more fug, if I can last that long.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stun Scrapper
    >Lunge past and slash behind it
    Scum

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NONE OF MY DAMN SHOTS ARE HITTING. What the hell is going on, my connection was just fine an hour ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea i'm feeling a bit of egg lag and other latency stuff. still playable though

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit that last wave was my fault

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    learn to carry on sr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I try

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they DID make the egg count smaller
    why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that the second time they did it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is not the best weapon combination.

      Isn't that the second time they did it?

      I was wondering that, myself. And yeah, it did get changed once before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To fit Triumvirate I guess. Not sure why it has to be the same font as the numbers instead of separately changing the size

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    going to do one more king

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, very well. I was going to quit but the connection seems to have stabilized a tad.

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking christ, I should have just quit while I was ahead.

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7 deaths
    Are you trying to imitate me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not my damn fault literally every single boss sandwiched me on wave 1. I had to fricking record my maws death because THREE OF THEM gathered on my ass. Most of low tide was my fault, though.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOLID GOLD. Suddenly all worth it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was tough but GGs.

      6 Bronze is a lot of scales. gg team

      GGs bro

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 SILVER WOOOO and a gold nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was tough but GGs.

      6 Bronze is a lot of scales. gg team

      And that's why sticking with you guys is always worth it. Rather exhausted now but the gold trumps all. I like the toothbrush but I dunno if I like it more than wiper or stamper. The delays in firing really hurt it.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was tough but GGs.

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 Bronze is a lot of scales. gg team

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lucky

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn I had 82 silver yesterday and now I'm at 112 I can do it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just need the one suit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need gold and iridescent but I at least want to at least get gold before big run

        [...]
        [...]
        And that's why sticking with you guys is always worth it. Rather exhausted now but the gold trumps all. I like the toothbrush but I dunno if I like it more than wiper or stamper. The delays in firing really hurt it.

        GG

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you have little under a week. I'll try my best to help you out, if I can.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok thanks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3 or 4 kings a day should be a good pace to get you enough

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going to be playin a lot of the sockeye rotation so hopefully that will give me a lot more scales

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad, the desire sensor is only going to give you gold

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure I got almost 15 gold since season started

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the desire sensor
        Do you have to mention that, I get mild PTSD.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the what

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ez

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Takes a brave man to out himself like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

      Takes a brave man to out himself like that.

      he's throwing because it's putz12

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's throwing because it's putz12
        actually pretty based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who dat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the LTG of splat

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, oh oh wait. Is that the dude that some dudes in the pool made ragequit?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fatass guy who is really shit at the game and rages a lot

          Oh shit I didn't see that. I wonder if he still remembers you beating his ass.

          I've ran into him a lot recently. If it's not in X i'll throw the game if he's on my team, i'm sure he recognizes me by now.

          Oh, oh oh wait. Is that the dude that some dudes in the pool made ragequit?

          yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5K5QHYvXdU

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Knew that name rang a bell, just couldn't place it. Going to assume that audio is an unfortunate side effect of, I dunno, free software.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SEXOOOOOOO God I love the squid sisters

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                After all the boneriffic outfits that Shiver and Marina were getting, it's only fair that the OGs finally get something good.

                That audio is an effect of someone donating and having his tts bot read "inverted exclamation mark over and over because he doesn't have any banned words on his tts list
                I would never post something with a watermark, it's lazy

                Huh, alright. Was curious.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That audio is an effect of someone donating and having his tts bot read "inverted exclamation mark over and over because he doesn't have any banned words on his tts list
              I would never post something with a watermark, it's lazy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you know its gonna be good when yt hits you with that
            >this video has an age rating and can only be seen on the site

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit I didn't see that. I wonder if he still remembers you beating his ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find it funny how you got #2 on your team despite barely contributing lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how funny the clip would be if putz was recording during this.

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is my wife's ass so huge?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drugs, maybe

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It may be off model but you can't go wrong with pairing best girls.

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delicious GAPS

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been up too fricking long, time to fall down and die. Was fun getting all those scales, have a veemo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post a woomy you coward

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's her self insert

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >day off approved for saturday
    LETS GOO now i can play the real fun work

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woomy

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gm PoolsClosed.
    I should organize my Splatoon images folder.

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the next Splatoon game will be Splatoon 4 or a spinoff?
    If we got a spinoff, what would you want? I want a baseball game or a skateboarding game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SO HERE I AM!!

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate and raise a family with a squid

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone pls post how the silver and iridescent slop suit compare. I don't know which one to get and I only have enough scales for one. Gotta get one before big big run

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Wellstring is VERY strangely designed.
    >Paints a frickton, really lives up to the water mains/hydrant wellspring concept
    >Fast-charging focus shot
    >Or long-range explosives that fan out greatly and cover a huge area
    >Sounds great
    >... except the oneshot is short-range
    >And the full charge fans out so much that hitting a woomy with more than one arrow is impossible, capping your directs at 35 damage / one hit
    >Damage scales up with charge level, for some reason, so tapshots deal 24 damage
    >Direct + two explosions can't kill - Tri-Stringer had a similar problem before the devs fixed it specifically with a buff
    It feels like the weapon tries to do multiple things at once, but ends up disallowing itself from doing things that the Tri-Stringer can do (long-range trick oneshots, tap kills, reaching behind cover, etc.). It feels like a really strange, almost hackneyed hybrid, and I haven't used it enough to determine whether it succeeds at what it's trying to do or not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's extremely strong but it's also the most complex weapon in the game

      tons of different firing modes depending on timing and context

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's extremely strong
        How so?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          paints a ton, paints at long range, puts a huge pressure on the enemy team, can one shot, very mobile backliner, synergizes well with its sub weapon

          among others

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find jumping for a vertical shot makes all 5 arrows drop in a single point when shot from a max distance, flat area, but yeah, requires extra arc ballistics and no obstacles of course

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lot of people already dismissing it as shit but I think it could see it being among one of the best weapons if someone takes the time to master it. While it does a lot, each part is only harder to pull off, rather than each part being weakened like most hybrid-type weapons. Tri already has a high skill ceiling and looks like the wellspring’s is even higher, so I say give it time to see what people could learn to pull off

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen anyone talk about this weapon.
    >Ink Mines
    Pretty good. Covers your flanks and softens up people in your range, you can use screen to go set them and return to a defensive position.
    >Splattercolor Screen
    At worst, you quickly throw it off-stage for an ink refill. Sort of useful for Hydra in that way? I think it's best used for cutting off flanks (and escape routes), it can buy you time and encourage people to go around it in a way that Booyah Bomb can't do as well.

    The real issue with this kit is that vanilla can do just about everything custom wants to, but with the addition that it can force people to move with Auto-bombs and can kill E-liters with Booyah. Custom is too defensive, and doesn't deal with enemy backliners well. I don't think it's a bad kit necessarily, but you're better off with vanilla.

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went from professhional +3 to +1 in salmon run
    I hate shitters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hating yourself will get you nowhere anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you even that bad?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I play with randoms in freelance. Can't solo salmon runs unfortunately.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. The secret to salmon run is swiftly killing everything and turning your teammates to egg mules. That's how the grizz gods carried the casuals in the pool.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, generally people ignore bosses and let enemies overflow to the point where everyone dies. I guess that's what I get for playing with randoms. I ignored salmons for about two years and only started because of the friendship bracelet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Can't solo salmon runs unfortunately.
          I mean you can, it just requires a ton of practice to be able to hard carry people. Imo it's easier to hard carry in Salmon Run than it is in any of the other modes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The problem I run into trying to be an omega boss slayer if I'm in a shitter lobby is that no one ferries the fricking eggs.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a damned if you do, damned if you dont type of thing. It's always a balancing game to see whatever it is you need to focus to ensure everyone's survival. Obviously, you need to keep them alive, so revive them ASAP and dont let people linger dead for too long. Feels like your babysitting but being down a member or two makes it impossible to do anything.

              Realistically you have to be the egg jockey and the destroyer of all salmon. You have to both lure and take out the statics on the shore. There's just no doing one or the other, gotta turn into a multi-tasking machine. If you're constantly failing to meet quota you need to work on your egg jockeying skills while not compromising on thining out the horde. Gotta throw more eggs and/or lure more

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enter match
    >see this badge on enemy team
    uh oh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This looks made by an AI.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're moronic then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it really doesn't

          There are some wonky stuff there like the woomy cat and the octoling with the inkling mask.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That image literally predates AI imagery

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the woomy cat
            looks fine
            >the octoling with the inkling mask.
            common mistake even for humans, plus it's a background character
            if the ai is fricking up characters then it would definitely frick up background details too and the background is flawless and consistent, the IKAE logo rendered correctly in four different places, the small squid exit sign, the squids/ocots on the couch, the art on walls/windows is all good and normal, a gold salmon egg and jelly light, ai would do all these

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it really doesn't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell, I recognized the IKEA layout before I noticed the logo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't rationalize thinking fondly of ikea of all things. The entire layout is frankly dehumanizing and I despise everything about its stores. It felt like I was being corralled, I would firebomb an Ikea store before ever entering one again.

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >need Spawning Ground and Marooner's 999 for the badges and locker decoration
    >highest is 210 on Spawning, currently at 200 with freelancers
    >already want to kill myself this rotation
    I'm switching to the pool after chores. Surely that'll be better. Right?

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    splat troon lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woomy is not a troony!

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kitty

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >3d women
    kindly frick off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bot, just report and ignore

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, hadn't had a chance to hear the second new song yet. Frick this one's great.

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting old and seeing the characters getting older too isn't helping.

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay the new Salmon Run shift reward is blatantly the thriller jacket.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they know he was framed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that Sony assassinated MJ to take control of his music library.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more the Akira jacket. Has a tacticooler on the back instead of a pill, it's a reference. Thriller jacket had more zippers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cute veem

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Male Woomy/Female Veemo supremacy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boys can't be woomys!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Male Woomy
      Get the frick outta here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, Fresh! Departament? You might wanna take i look at this post

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the yebbies keep getting taken by veemos and geyyos
    How is a woomy supposed to find a BF these days?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Becoming the bf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it's up to us to pick up the slack lads

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wants to do some salmon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some anon posted "any sr rooms?" on buygay thread on Ganker days ago
    I laughed.

  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute asian glow shiver

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread survived the night
    I'll celebrate the only way I know how: posting adorable and sweet new veemos I found.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo needs to get their shit in gear and start adding some non Mario shit to their theme parks. Donkey Kong doesn't count.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Splatoon on-rails shooter thing when Nintendo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe we could get some interpretations of the slop stand food too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind DK because DK is one of the best series they have. Shame how they've ignored the series for over a decade at this point. Splatoon seems like a reasonable addition to USJ since it prints them money, but I don't see it making the jump over here.

        Splatoon on-rails shooter thing when Nintendo

        Maybe we could get some interpretations of the slop stand food too.

        They could also have water gun fights with colored water, but it runs the risk of ruining people's clothes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They still seem new so if they were to it would be a while before they go in with other series

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        apparently they are planning a zelda theme park in one of the universal locations, I mean zelda is the next logical one to go to

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I wasn't saying Splatoon should leap frog to the top of the list, obviously Zelda would be the next one in line. It's just a bit boring to go from Mario to DK when they're in the same universe already.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's just a bit boring to go from Mario to DK when they're in the same universe already.
            pretty sure they decided on dk to tie into the mario movie since dk was a pretty big part of it
            thinking about it zelda is getting a movie too (even though it's not under universal) so the park will probably kinda tie into that, we're seeing what nintendo meant when they said they were expanding their properties into beyond just vidya with these projects, shit, even the recent lego sets tie into this idea, all these projects work together to bring new fans to and from each different medium/project to boost sales/engagement, kinda genius and explains how the switch keeps selling this much this late into it's life and how nintendo believes it will keep selling great even in it's final year, I have to wonder if or when splatoon get it's turn

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fix hammerhead zones
    >do nothing for TC or RM
    >don't even fix clams

  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a pair of characters that ever occurred to me, but oddly fitting. Luigi being a good father figure is never something I thought about, but I think he'd fit the bill just fine.

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In case you were wondering about the size difference between all the kings

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gawdamn
      joe is the true fatfrick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I knew delving into the archive was turn up paydirt.

      I knew joe was big but goddamn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now I wonder if the stages rework also change their BR layout

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coho and Joe look like they are having a big laugh

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s only been two day, but I am so done with all the pride month posts on the plaza.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least this time isn't not exclusively Splatoons fault that shit will be literally eveywhere

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR 2/4
    Starting, if anyone wants to join, tell me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, just as I was about to make a room myself. If you resend I'll join if there's space.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        w2, I'll send an invite after we're done.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          May hop on too, need my bonuses. In a game rn tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        May hop on too, need my bonuses. In a game rn tho

        I've sent the invite.

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR 4/4

  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What am I supposed to do with that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cook & eat it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What am I supposed to do with that

      onahole

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >“im going to be honest with you Ganker, i hate this place. this zoo, this prison, this game whatever you wanna call it. i can’t stand it any longer. it’s the players, if they are even real players. I feel fricked by them, I see them throwing matches and always being moronic on my team. every time I fear that I am one match away to level up my anarchy battle rank I somehow feel i am in a rigged match, it’s repulsive isn’t it? I MUST GET OUT OF THIS POOL, I MUST GET FREE

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