Splatoon

Keyboard takes the lead in halftime by quite a margin, but will they be able to keep it up?
Tri-Color is open, and with 1 day left, it’s anyone’s game!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just won 10 tri colors straight with some rando aerospray

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl Flounder Heights isn’t exactly the best Tri-color stage. Not as bad as the shitshow that was Bluefin, but largely defenders have way too much of an advantage with the high ground

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that too but it feels 60/40 for defenders which I'm fine with

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the best thing to hear actually. Given that keyboard is leading they get the defenders bonus, so they’re statistically gonna end up winning that category based on that alone. Likely not by the longshot like last ‘fest, but still

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >defenders spawn has immediate vantage over the attacker's flank
      What were they thinking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's kind of terrible. Really difficult for the attackers to approach when the defenders always have the high ground

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it feels pretty even to me, I wasn't having any problems consistently winning on both sides

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This except I consistently lost on both sides. Then again I consistently lose on every map.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I call the Attackers "Anakin" because I have the high ground.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For Tricolors I think Flounder is alright. Far less lopsided than bluefin that's for sure. Defenders have an advantage sure but attackers have more options here and the stage lends itself well to the objective over the grates in center. Saw a defender put a wavebreaker right on top of it, pretty clever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a lot of fun with it, although I really enjoy Tricolor in general. The Triforce is still the best Tricolor map.
      Fizzbangs were fun, I enjoyed the chaos and area denial of spamming a bunch of them at once along with a bomb.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why i give frye even a chance anymore...

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1:30 que time minimum for all modes.
    Dead game.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teammate disconnects minute into a x100
    >still win a 3v4 because 52.Gal is broken
    I bullied them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thumbnail looks like she's wearing lace panties on her head.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone wants to do some salmon?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    90% of the matches I lose is because the other team has more shooters
    I'm tired of this terrible matchmaking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sad reality is that shooters will always be overpowered because it's a fricking gun and guns are the most efficient weaponry yet to be conceived. You'd have to buff something else to truly busted levels to be able to truly co pete.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rollers are the game's most unique weapon and the only easy to play it is too flick it from a distance. You can't even run with these weapons effectively because the maps are designed for shooters. They're fun because they're the most had empty, just paint game style possible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rollers suck now because:
          1. They all lost their one hit kill, forcing you to aim when its a fricking roller.
          2. They ruined Dynamo by making it have spread RNG when it was outputting splash ink like big swig does now.
          3. Literally every weapon in the game can benefit from gear abilities EXCEPT for brushes and rollers. This is all because run speed does not alter the speed you roll a brush or roller.
          My solution: Make intensify action have an affect at the speed you flick a roller or swing a brush, so you can flick or swing faster.

          Brush and Roller are the only weapons that cannot benefit from gear abilities and it sucks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rollers are the game's most unique weapon and the only easy to play it is too flick it from a distance. You can't even run with these weapons effectively because the maps are designed for shooters. They're fun because they're the most had empty, just paint game style possible.

            Rollers still confuse me. The weapon users I have found are either people that are so autistic (in the sense of "locked inside their own head", not the insult) that they don't notice me and keep inking, or possible high(?) Level players that are capable of 1 hit splatting me no mater how well I dodge.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tun speed doesn’t work with splatanas either

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't even gotten close to winning a tri-color except for a two times when the other defender team carried while my team was spawn camped. I'm also lucky to even get more than one kill per game if that. Is this some sort of global forced 33.3 where the game knowingly puts me into games where I am heavily outclasses to try and make my team lose or is there simply no match making at all and the people left playing have simply gotten that good? Either way, the winning move seems to be to just not play.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the other defender team
      ???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should have been the other attacker team. For some reason I was thinking of defending the lead and got mixed up.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm pretty sure I'm done playing until after the Fest is over. I can't handle any more fricking Turf War.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find Turf War in Challenge mode is really fun because the frustration of getting incompetent teammates isn't there

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing a Missile weapon on the attacking team
    Thanks for making yourself a danger to the other half of your team morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're welcome

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keyboard’s strongest fighters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just happy they implemented Marina's keytar from the concerts into her in game performance

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >splat1
    >the splatcharger gets the bomb rush special, a special that's actually good for turf war

    >splat2
    >the splatcharger gets the stingray special, a special that is completely and utterly worthless in turf war

    >splat3
    >the splatcharger gets the vacuum special, a special that while a lot better than the stingray, is still really bad for turfwar

    Ever since Splat1. Every Splatfest has been nothing but suffering.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you have the zf charger for turf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you have the zf charger
        Yeah. But I am loyal to the vanilla Splatcharger.
        I will NEVER use another weapon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could've announced this autism in your original post so someone didn't waste their time replying

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to get home as soon as possible and experience whatever is left of the splatfest.

    It's my first (and last one, it seems), and although I don't care much about battles or rewards, the experience of seeing the city in festival mode, concerts, changes... Heck, even Spyke is tapping to the rythm. I know the novelty has worn off for everybody, but seeing it for the first time, I find it incredible. The seasonal decorations in Shitstiny 2 are a joke compared to this.

    If there was an Splatoon 4 in the future, I would have to seriously consider playing it on release.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my last one it seems
      You ok anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and last
        We still have like 4 fests left at the very least.

        there's eight hours left
        >and last one, it seems
        what did he mean by this

        Ok, then from where the frick am I getting incorrect information about Nintendo only supporting the game for 2 years, Splatfests only happening for 2 years after release and this one being the final one (and no super snails, unless they change it to getting them for levelling up)

        It's like either somebody has been trolling me, or I am reading articles and guides made with AI full of fricking mistakes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's 2 confirmed years of support, yes, but the current season isn't the final one: there's still one more after it.
          Just in the current season we know there's at least one more fest due to Springfest, then the next season will have at least 2 more fests there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You must have your information mixed up because this is the second to last season of 3. We've still got the remainder of this season (2+ months), and then the final season starting in June, which will last for 3 months. Then the two year official support window will be over, but it's likely we get a few more splatfests after that, as that's how previous Splatoon games have functioned, some extra stuff like new kits and a few fests after the official support window ends.

            Thank fricking glob.

            Thanks. I'm adding this to my notes txt file. I feel relieved and like a fricking mongoloid moron at the same time

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's okay bud.
              Good thing for you is that even after official support ends, I have a feeling Splat 3 will get some more extended support to carry over into the next console, as I don't think Splat 4 will be ready immediately in 2025/2026.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You must have your information mixed up because this is the second to last season of 3. We've still got the remainder of this season (2+ months), and then the final season starting in June, which will last for 3 months. Then the two year official support window will be over, but it's likely we get a few more splatfests after that, as that's how previous Splatoon games have functioned, some extra stuff like new kits and a few fests after the official support window ends.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it hasn't been two years yet, why would this be the final one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I think that guy just started playing or something.

            The "final" fest is definitely going to be Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook vs Deep Cut, no way it's not with all 3 of the plazas in the game now and such a big focus on the idols.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              probably, I'm definitely going squid sisters
              PLEASE do not have frye pick them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                big man would most likely be team squid sisters since he collabed with them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would prefer shiver but I'm cool with big man

                I predict it will be chronological, and since the idol choices always go from left to right it will be:
                >Shiver and Squid sisters
                >Frye and Off the Hook
                >Big Man and Deep Cut

                I think each of these teams would be pretty popular honestly. Frye may be a loser but Off the Hook is very popular. Shiver and squid sisters have big followings of their own, and Deep Cut will get a boost along with Big Man teams generally being strong. Thematically it makes sense since he writes all the music.

                hopefully, but they could also could reverse chronological

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I predict it will be chronological, and since the idol choices always go from left to right it will be:
                >Shiver and Squid sisters
                >Frye and Off the Hook
                >Big Man and Deep Cut

                I think each of these teams would be pretty popular honestly. Frye may be a loser but Off the Hook is very popular. Shiver and squid sisters have big followings of their own, and Deep Cut will get a boost along with Big Man teams generally being strong. Thematically it makes sense since he writes all the music.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Big Man worked with Squid Sisters, and Shiver is the lead of Deep Cut. I get that Shiver is supposed to be an idiot, but I think she's too vain to not vote for herself. Big Man's reason for being SS is that he collabs with them.

                Unless Frye is Squid Sisters (which seems unlikely), I'll pick which ever one reps them. Deep Cut is the worst idols over all.

                Alternatively, the vote could be between which region is the best. Inkopolis Plaza, Inkopolis Square or Splatzville. I might have trouble with that because Splatzville is a better map, but I feel strongly connected to Plaza.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and last
      We still have like 4 fests left at the very least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's eight hours left
      >and last one, it seems
      what did he mean by this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there's eight hours left
        Not for me, sadly. It has 6 hours left, but for me it's more like 2-3 between GMT+1, travelling, then going to bed early because work tomorrow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The novelty hasn't worn off on me yet, anon. I still love seeing the plazas decorated and the cool little interactions and hearing the idol songs. I don't think that feeling will ever go away.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the Goo Tuber even a thing? It fricking sucks in pretty much every aspect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s got two very strong kits but the main weapon is so dogshit there’s no reason to play it other than to flex with a joke weapon

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grizzco Roller in the files
    Sad we still don't have a Grizzco Splatling but this'll do

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, team drums is dogshit atm

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vacuum

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's a fricking disco ball in the square

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the square might be the worst hub but the vibes during splatfests there are unmatched.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't understand d what the absolute frick they were thinking with Color Pulse 24, the other OtH splatfest songs are pretty great but that piece of shit is so bad holy hell.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tried too hard to make it different

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Somebody post that webm with the sound, the "when you make a beat at 11" one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Their voices are so much more powerful in the old version, what we got now is almost an insult.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Group up for keyboard tri-color.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems to me like OtH is in a rough spot, and Deep Cut is all Big Man.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t*too
      Not my marie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not permanent, she just changed her skin color for it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone play the current SR loadout? Looks pretty decent, but probably gonna wait till after the fest to get my bonuses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone keeps dying because no one can keep bosses and trash off
      it's awful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find that the type of freelancers that play Salmon Runs are the timmies being spawncamped in turf war.
        >After losing his 30th game in a row with only 13% turfed
        >"this aint bussin frfr salmon run lookin litty doe"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have no frickin idea why freelancers avoid trash especially on this map. drives me mad and its more prominent on hightide because theres just no frickin room so you kinda need to start killin shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not bad. Fish sticks need to be climbed, though

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's crazy that S3 is home to both the strongest and weakest songs/bands in the series
    such a diverse catalog

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can anybody help me with a gear build for default dapple dualies? The most popular builds listed on sendou all involve a lot of sub power up, so they are builds built for placing down beakons for people to jump to, and I'm not interested in that.

    So could someone suggest what a turf war dapples build would look like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So could someone suggest what a turf war dapples build would look like?
      non-existent

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should I just copy a typical tetras build, or lean more towards a tacticooler centered build?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just stack quick respawn and be the suicidal homosexual Dapples are meant to be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Comeback and quick respawn, probably quick super jump
      Dapples are kind of suicide bombers so I don't see much use in building towards special, or using vanilla dapples if you didn't want beakons for that matter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So I get and understand you run comeback and some quick respawn main. Besides the utility subs of super jump, ink resist, and special saver, how much QR should I use? Also, could I have some room for special savers and special power ups? I know I am gonna be dying and trading a lot but I want lots of tacticoolers too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least 3 subs worth
          Remaining slots are more flexible so you could

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >won like 20 x10 and only lost one
    I'm only ruler 1 but the game just keeps throwing them at me

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing pro
    >enemy team gets moonrunes range blaster that goes 16-2
    >my team gets "loser girl" playing a custom blaster who goes 3-8 (zero splashdowns)

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs G.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still don't get why the Black person-zap needed a damage buff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's a shooter and all shooters get buffed while everything else gets nerfed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nova needs a buff

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It needs burst bombs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I use it and I just want a fire rate buff
          It's the only weapon I can think of where I can sneak up on a charger or splatling and they still have enough time to turn around and kill me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's still a four shot
      the buff effectively did nothing other than make the 89 kit a little better

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing open
    >Our team just so happens to all be octo’s wearing glasses with triple splashdown
    >Bonus points if we win will be out the ass
    >Their sniper goes 19/0 and singlehandedly locks us in spawn
    >Lose horribly
    >Everyone disbands immediately

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ggs R

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splatfest matches are still P2P with no dedicated servers beyond matchmaking, right?

    I'm trying to have an idea of how bad ping would be if I ended joining a party or pool where All the other players in it are at the other side of the Atlantic. I suppose the game would kindly tell me to frick off.

    BTW, found a link to direct download all the splatune albums in flac quality. I'm tempted to post it here, but it's probably a bad idea if this is being monitored.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Splatfest matches are still P2P with no dedicated servers beyond matchmaking, right?
      all matches are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s an entire board dedicated to torrenting dude, and I guarantee you Nintendo doesn’t give a flying frick about music being posted on this basket weaving club.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they never bring these back? Wasn’t like they were some exclusive gear, plus they looked neat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i miss my pearl punk crowns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Want my midnight slip-one back, they were perfect with the hothouse set

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post that picture of marina calling shiver a homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People now treat “homosexual” like it’s a slur
        Since when was this a thing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you
          [...]
          When was the episode Homer's Phobia released?

          I thought South Park had settled that with the Harley Davidson episode.

          The novelty hasn't worn off on me yet, anon. I still love seeing the plazas decorated and the cool little interactions and hearing the idol songs. I don't think that feeling will ever go away.

          I think it's even more than that. The sound, and how the music can be heard differently when you are in the back alleys makes it feel truly alive. I need to plug the switch to the 5.1 sound system and hear it there.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's been a thing for a while now unfortunately. Can't say homosexual can't say moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you

        >People now treat “homosexual” like it’s a slur
        Since when was this a thing?

        When was the episode Homer's Phobia released?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yotsuba Frye

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that this Frye’s growing on me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was never given much of a personality until it was too late. She's still the ugliest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to insert my dick in one of those

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VAAADA
    DIJUKK PEUN RIDOWI
    SUJAAATA
    JIBAS TOORI DUYA
    PLAAADA
    CHUNOSS GARI VAEERA
    DION DANGARI DANGAREERA
    DION DANGARI DANGARA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and a bing bong nip nong to you ma'am!

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >controller battery is low
    God speed, keyboard gods. I'm taking a break

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    four x100 wins and a single x333 win for the keyboard chads. I'm logging off until the results are in, have fun!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are Big Man's greatest warrior.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't understand Tricolor battle. Are the two attacking teams supposed to be working together? I thought so, but anytime the other attacking team sees me minding my own business, inking, or trying to get the thing, those homosexuals attack me without hesitation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As an attacker your objective is to make sure the defending team doesn't come first. It's better to come in third to the other attacker than it is to come in second to the defenders.

      >anytime the other attacking team sees me minding my own business, inking, or trying to get the thing, those homosexuals attack me without hesitation
      Take a look at how competent your average Salmon Run player is and apply that here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are the two attacking teams supposed to be working together?
      Yes, but the attacking team that gets the higher score gets more points when they win. Still it doesn't matter, if one of the attackers doesn't carry the weight, then neither wins. It's in your best interest to not SHOOT AT the other side on purpose.

      Team Guitar has been a bunch of shits though. They're not even good at painting and then spend the match dieing at the rocket or trying to take out their fellow attacking team. I swear I had a few Guitar shits come into our side just to kill us. Usually with Drum I could trust them to not kill us on purpose, but Guitar has been out for blood and bad at it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Guitar has been out for blood and bad at it
        What else would you expect from fryetards?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You deserve it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Team Sweet winning and then the JP Team Ōban-yaki may have been the only time when Team Frye was made up of genuine players. Only people now are those with sunk cost fallacy hoping that this will be the one and they don't want to be racist for not picking the poc gremlin.

          I did believe there were Shiver stans out there sort of ruining it, but if she's got the legit best option, more people are just going to be on her side. I like Big Man best, but I don't believe there are Big Man stans. He just gets the funny meme color and sweeps.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked up and didnt play any. I might be able to play 1 match when I get off work, but I may as well just wait till the next splatfest to care.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh. "Born to X, Forced to Y" seems to be the current viral graffitti thing.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shiver's part of suffer no fools is growing on me
    the more i hear the song, the more i like it

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single cash capsule in my capsules this rotation
    Well frick you too Grizz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grizz's rewarding you for no enjoying the splatfest

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you feel about this tricolor map

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad, honestly. I'm winning consistently regardless of which side I'm on.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sword is mightier than the pen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bow > sword

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not in this game, the devs are clearly hellbent on ensuring that Stringers remain mediocre.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True enough, and they can't one-hit kill like a Splatana can

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They can, it just requires you to hit all three bolts on the same target at once. Vertical shots work better. And you still have to aim.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remove nautilus
    no shooter should have hitscan fire speed

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So now that we're drawing to the end of the fest what was some of the worst matches you've had so far? I made the mistake of joining some tournygays room in drums at the start of the fest. They played like shit but at least they left after an hour.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry my gold fish died

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here's a hint, you fricks are weird with names. besides I think it's on that filter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post the filter, I wanna see if I made it on the list yet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just gonna have to hope that tourneygay's bf sees this and posts it for you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And your name? So I know who to join going forward

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying I want to carry your ass
            nah this pools fricking cooked. I'll just have better luck in the general than play here.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Uh oh st/ink/y

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun getting stomped for the third time in a row

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nauice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here's a hint, you fricks are weird with names. besides I think it's on that filter

      just gonna have to hope that tourneygay's bf sees this and posts it for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never understand why this thread defends that shitter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that shitter
          You're such a fricking coward holy shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Be right
            >Get called a coward
            Ok then

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I totally aggree with you, he is a shitter. He's really bad at the game an-
              oh wait! who the frick are you talking about? That's right, you won't say because you're a fricking coward.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Str1d3r, there you fricking happy homosexual?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to assist your teammates so you look like the best player in the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, a fellow squid of culture!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >same exact stats
        Woomy!

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex Squids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my~

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow Marie is so soft even Callie knows it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No way, Marie sex game?! Real!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where can I find this game? It got wiped from the creator's pixiv.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its still up on f95

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but what's it called

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Inkling Heroes vs Tentacle

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking disconnecting homosexuals every time we are doing well at Tricolor.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They STILL haven't nerfed goldspray
    Tricolor is just whoever has a goldspray wins at this point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know
      You can keep goldsprays at bay by rushing with a paintbrush on the other side or bububbling everything. If you manage to keep guard in the enemy's base, you're golden.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You really think theyre using the goldspray to fight you?

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get tired of Pro, try Tricolor
    >Forget I fricking despise Flounder Heights and get stomped
    Back to Pro I go

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/ink/ers trying to stir shit again
    For what purpose

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wanted to check but does this splatfest also have fizzy bombs like the japanese one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fizzbangs? Yup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.
      Fizzbangs for everyone in every mode in every splatfest.
      Did you rike it?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much damage do Fizzbangs do?
    Can they OHKO?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC 30 if you're in the middle of the blast radius and 10 at the outskirts. The blast radius is big on paper, but it seems like, because they explode in the air, they're not as oppressive as they could've been.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC 30 if you're in the middle of the blast radius and 10 at the outskirts. The blast radius is big on paper, but it seems like, because they explode in the air, they're not as oppressive as they could've been.

      This. They're in the game for short-ranged weapons

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that title
    Oh my.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You found the pink suiter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that title
      >drill-hair octo
      I'd wager all my Super Sea Snails that he uses a pink Slopsuit in Salmon Run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do you one better
      I saw this dude earlier

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done with this Splatfest, I could only stomach getting into Ruler 1.
    Fricking teams I got put into were pure shit. Didn't matter how much ground I won, my team would backtrack whenever I died, and just let them take it while they died.
    I hope my team loses, fricking bunch of homosexuals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have played with the pool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to carry, tinnitus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fricking Atlas at this point, I get at least 7 kills per match, but my teams are shit who camp their starting area and don't move past it.
        Most of my matches end up with teammates not breaking 1,000 and getting like 1 kill.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taking a break to move pics and review sick frag clips
    Hope to god that the Switch 2 comes out with a better way to share media with other devices.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe in a few more years after literally everyone else figured it out

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many hours left?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Three hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time playing defender. Somebody is probably wishing that I would kill myself right now. That was a bad frickup.

    I need to start watching matches and see how this is correctly done.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come this octogirl next to me constantly has a thousand-yard stare?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's seen some shit and been through some shit whilst wearing the pink suit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wearing the pink suit and putting your tentacles in drill-shapes are your own decisions. If you wear the suit and have the hair, you only have yourself to blame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She had to carry you all more than likely. Poor thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My K/D and turf score would disagree with you.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why my Glicko2 ranking isn't below 1000 by now. I have lost nearly every single match I've played since he Splatfest started.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how cancerous the community would be if it had aggregate stat trackers like the old Halocharts days

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aggregate splat trackers

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >'Yaoi Rage' on my team
    >they're shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generally any sort of "gay pride" name I've encountered are fricking awful. I can recall maybe once where this wasn't the case.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see a gay name at least once per match now. It's getting obnoxious.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Delete vertical flicks, Make Rollers Great Avain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were great for half a day
      https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Full_Stream_Ahead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make stupidly fun game modes
        >have them happen once literally ever and never again
        This happens way too often in games, it's so fricking moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          On one hand, they significantly increased the amount of time Challenges are up after one of the updates, on the other, they still happen way too rarely and every challenge only pops up like once or twice. Why not let a challenge play out the whole week? Why not a new challenge every day that is available the whole day? Why restrict every challenge to literally two maps? Why not allow people to select challenges in private battles? Fricking why, Nintendo?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’d personally like challenges to be their own rotation, and cycle through each of them. Add different maps to each one and there you go

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That would be perfectly fine. I don't give a shit about the rankings involved, I just want to play fun spins on the regular gameplay. Reminds me of playing UT with mutators.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know why, FOMO. They think it's a good idea for some reason. Either that or they're deathly afraid of people burning out.
            They really do need to have them more often though, I can almost never play them with my work schedule.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, sadly FOMO seems to be very much intertwined with S3's design philosophy and I hate it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The main pillars of Splatoon 3's strategy
                >FOMO
                >literal forever grinds

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a title called "Spray and Pray". I can't get shit done unless I'm using the silver Aerospray

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It won't be long until Captain 3 is cake

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally about to spend like 2000 dollars on a saxophone, what are these homosexual splatfest options?
    Where's the real instruments?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the rock band trifecta
      go back to band camp, nerd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the bass option if that's true?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Filed under guitar

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's wrong on so many levels.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody cares, Quinn.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bass is a fish, stupid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Wily's answer to Mega Man is a fish
            You are so dumb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hes about to spend 2000 on a meme instrument like a saxophone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the rock band trifecta
        go back to band camp, nerd

        >moronic zoomers don't know about Bruce Springsteen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bruce springmeme
          the worst of boomer rock

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seriously considering buying a keyboard and learning to play. Should I do it bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't play on keyboard and mouse, anon...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't there an anon in these threads sperging out about their super expensive keyboard and mouse setup for Splatoon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I took a piano class a few years back but haven't really kept up with it. It was fun, but stressful.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You already have a keyboard, anon. There's a shit ton of tools online for using the very thing you're typing on for music

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna hug an Inkling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose four matches in a row
    >100x battle out of nowhere
    >win
    huh I'll be.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pearl doing a kick during Splatfest

    Oh, How I Missed my Rap Grimlin!

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your splatfest wins-losses right now!
    >31-15

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 wins 0 losses
      I'm burnt out on events and there's too many other games I wanted to play this weekend. Wish I could have played some ranked instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing this reminds me what a downgrade three is during fest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn’t
        >doesn’t post wins/losses
        Shitter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No you rube, the jelly waving the light stick showing a twitter post. The light sticks and towels don't show this shit anymore.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know what you meant, idiot. The rest of the decorations are such a vast step up that 3’s fests are by no means a downgrade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 >aerospray
      Tell nintendo to nerf it and ill stop using it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not your fault you're playing against shitters. Aeromeme just needs to be headhunted and it’s a nonfactor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo buffs it again for no reason

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really feeling it today, but I probably should still get in some more splatfest before it ends. Tricolor Flounder Heights is about what I expected from one of my favorite stages to play on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry bro can't team up with you playing with my nephew

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >someone named ZONE drew Shiver
        No way it's actually him.
        >someone else drew Metalocalypse STOPS COPIES ME
        Brutal.

        You guys keep playing. I think it's cool you guys spend time together in the game. Maybe we can find each other on defense.

        I love the stage normally but I think it sucks for tricolor

        It's a bit stacked for defenders, but found it to be mostly reasonable. Way better than last splatfest. Despite some hiccups, my current streak's 32-15.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alright you can join me now he's done playing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >almost lost against a defending dynamo
            That shit was insanely scary.

            Huh, okay.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah he only does a few matches. Join.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Solid start, solid start. I don't care if torpedoes are cancer, they're a great way to deal with dynamos and chargers.
                >that kill count
                Holy shit, you popped off.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick those Frye Black folk trying to ink our base

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I sincerely thought we were screwed when we got double aerospray teammates.

                Dumbasses kept lobbing bombs at us instead of the defenders.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They were jealous because we got both signals

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick, I couldn't land a single kill there. I beefed it point blank like 8 times.

                We did? Shit, I thought they got one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We both did shit and they were just too good

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick I got disconnected

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, that was you? I was about to get mad about a piece of shit quitter. Should've looked at the weapons.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah don't know what happened

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, you should be mad

                Yeah don't know what happened

                You quit, that’s what happened

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the stage normally but I think it sucks for tricolor

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHIT I PLAYED DOGMA 2 ALL WEKK END HOW MYCH TIME LEFT IS THERE BROS???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s still going…Come on, Join in and support greatness!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have approximately an hour and 20 minutes.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, you DID take plenty of pics of oth in their canon colors right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MORE PLZ

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice chunks, bro.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like I've said before the pool is terrified to call out shitters by name.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what's going on. More victories than defeats the entire splatfest, and now it's completely inverted. I should stop already, I'm so physically tired that I don't know what's happening. It's like everything is sped up.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a much better time when I started using the blue dapples.
    >Can rush down ranged gays with reefslider and escape punishment with dodge rolls
    >Fizzbangs and torpedos provide pressure
    >Can actually fight in close quarters, and paint too
    Wouldn't have made Ruler without it.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    won 2 100x
    lost 2 100x
    won 10 10x
    lost 0 10x
    didnt get a single 333x
    team drums

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New SR rotation is on, anyone down for bonuses after the ‘fest?

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this game tonight. I just wanted one single win before logging off. So far, It's been 6 straight losses, all of them after buying the the aerospray RG.

    24-20 in the end, and tomorrow I will be falling apart at work due to sleep deprivation..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all of them after buying the the aerospray RG.
      That's the reason.
      The Aerospray is really good at painting, yes, but it also fricking sucks at actually fighting against other players. It needs your team to be good at keeping the other team at bay for it to be able to paintspam, and that's not a job you can reliably expect "little timmy who only plays during fests" to do.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick. I thought it was an offensive weapon. Now I realize that In all the previous matches with other weapons I was the one with highest kill count and not letting the team work, sometimes even next to their spawn point.

        It was like using a pea shooter. Killing somebody with it took ages, and painting was not possible either due to the team getting wiped all the time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aerospray is for sneaking behind the enemy and painting the shit out of their base before fricking off. You aren't winning any fights ever unless the enemy is a shitter or another aerospray.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i love aerospray because i am dogshit at fights but i am so good at being a nasty little fricker and ruining people's days

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord, I barely even saw keyboard and they still managed to get that win. Had my hands full with guitars there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Our teammates couldn't hold them back

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is going terribly. I'm so sick of guitars.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was all my fault sorry

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have we EVER gotten any good teammates this session? Seems like everyone's either an idiot or an butthole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once this splatfest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >guitars actively went after us in spawn instead of targeting keyboards
        Jesus fricking christ.

        Sounds about right.

        The bad teammates stick out more so most would say yes. You may not remember
        >”They helped us out and we preformed well, good on them”
        But you will remember
        >”Those homosexuals kept targeting us and cost us the whole game”

        I actively remember the good ones more because 90% of tricolor "teammates" gladly splat me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm getting REALLY tired of these Frye Black folk

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit, I saw my shots hit that trislosher so many fricking times and he didn't die. This game is rigged. Sorry about the base thing, I need to check the map more.

            They keep going after us instead of the people they should be killing. Fricking homosexuals.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No that will always be big man's team. Frye's team will always be the shitter/homosexual team

              I'm getting REALLY tired of these Frye Black folk

              You deserve it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bad teammates stick out more so most would say yes. You may not remember
      >”They helped us out and we preformed well, good on them”
      But you will remember
      >”Those homosexuals kept targeting us and cost us the whole game”

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is guitar the try-hard team this time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No that will always be big man's team. Frye's team will always be the shitter/homosexual team

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chubby pearl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she really let herself go as soon as she turned 30

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gotta refresh my money ticket in 2 more games. Of course when we fight against guitar defenders, they're all over the damn place. And we still beat their asses, no thanks to keyboard.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    predict the amount of seethe if shiver wins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I just want Big Man to get some wins too.
      Anything to keep stomping fryes shitskinned fivehead further into the pavement

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Indirect (You)s are still (You)s.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sanest frye simp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can never tell if these posts are ironic, people say that frye fans are deranged but threads are always full of people saying stuff like this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most sane big man fan

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want us to fist bump once before this ends. Okay, refreshing.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow how did we win that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We beat the shit out of them, that's how!

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any morons here know how to avoid getting banned for throwing a match when doing Ranked? t. I am melting and if I'm not winning in the first minute I'm mentally out.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick helldivers salmon run bros ww@

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick this when are we getting tris that matter such as
    >Panties
    >Bras
    >commando

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Them hoes were annoying, constantly getting into your base. I think I'll call it in like 2 more matches or so to scrub my shirt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SPLATFEST ENDS IN 10

    DON’T FORGET TO SCRUB YOUR FRICKING TEE’S

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this may be the first ever Frst whwre I didn't play in a single mirror match. I think the trams were really well balanced in terms of popularity this time arounf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because it’s true
      >https://twitter.com/oatmealdome/status/1771691648222699667?s=46&t=XqrFPmFBeLn1zKdKUC8F4A

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Last one was moronic, of course everyone was gonna say saturday. Friday isn't even a weekend day.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too close. Alright, this is our last chance to fist bump. I don't like the odds but here we go.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good win to end on GG's bro

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, no fist bump but the games definitely got better as we went on. Good show, bro.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Splatfest is OVER! Results will be posted in the next few hours, but good job to all who participated! In the meantime…
    >What team were you on?
    >Who do you think will win?
    >Final splatfest rank?
    >How was your battles? Any team give you trouble?
    >Got any x10/x100/x333 battles? Won any of them?
    >Thoughts on Tri-Color Flounder Heights?
    >Thoughts on the new music? (Color Pulse (2024), We’re So Back, Suffer No Fools)
    >Did you have fun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What team were you on?
      Drums
      >Who do you think will win?
      Keyboard
      >Final splatfest rank?
      Ruler +2
      >How was your battles? Any team give you trouble?
      80% getting steamrolled 20% getting wins
      >Got any x10/x100/x333 battles? Won any of them?
      6 x10 wins
      lost a 100x
      >Thoughts on Tri-Color Flounder Heights?
      Pretty nice even as an attacking team
      >Thoughts on the new music? (Color Pulse (2024), We’re So Back, Suffer No Fools)
      k-k-kino!
      >Did you have fun?
      Meh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Drums
      >probably Keyboard
      >Ruler
      >Won 1 10x and lost 2. I got some of the most horrid matchmaking luck of my fricking life in those 10xs I lost, Jesus
      >Not particularly well balanced, Defenders having the high ground is pretty busted
      >Color Pulse is shit, the other two are fantastic
      >I had an adequate amount of fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you have fun?
      I knew I had lost more x10s than won and was worried it was going to be a net negative. But then I won a fricking x100 was won so I knew that would make up for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What team were you on?
      うすしお (drums)
      >Who do you think will win?
      drums
      >Final splatfest rank?
      fiend
      >How was your battles? Any team give you trouble?
      i'm still shit with flinza roller
      >Got any x10/x100/x333 battles? Won any of them?
      nope, i got on last minute
      >Thoughts on Tri-Color Flounder Heights?
      what were they thinking?
      >Thoughts on the new music?
      i always play on mute
      >spoiler
      yeah it was pretty fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Inkopolis Square playing Into the Light
      MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS. BABY GIRL, COME INTO THE LIGHT. Good last session, my man, even if there was a lot of frustration with our so-called "teammates". Fricking Fryegays, man. Gonna grab a bite to eat now, it was fun. We should do this more often. Or not, considering my skill level.

      Those are some cute babies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna do some salmon later tonight again GG's had fun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS. BABY GIRL, COME INTO THE LIGHT.
        Lethal grade cringe, holy shit. Maybe you really aren’t a guy after all kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it comes down to this, the poster is either
          >a gay
          >a woman
          >a gay woman who uses twitter speak

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It would have to be some kind of self-hating gay, so I’m going with it’s a woman. Like holy shit, I’ve never once felt the need to exclaim how cute something is, but I’ve heard my fair share of women do that.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you’re autistic in the other direction then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think it's cute

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it comes down to this, the poster is either
          >a gay
          >a woman
          >a gay woman who uses twitter speak

          it's a woman pretending to be a man online

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im gonna slit this anon’s throat while he sleeps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What team were you on?
      Keyboard

      >Who do you think will win?
      Hell if I know.

      >Final splatfest rank?
      Ruler, but I only really pushed for it today.

      >How was your battles? Any team give you trouble?
      Trash in the beginning, better once I found a weapon I gelled with.

      >Got any x10/x100/x333 battles? Won any of them?
      I got a 100x as the very first battle of the Splatfest I played, and lost it. Then I got another as the very last battle I played, and won that.

      >Thoughts on Tri-Color Flounder Heights?
      Hate this fricking map

      >Thoughts on the new music? (Color Pulse (2024), We’re So Back, Suffer No Fools)
      The only one I remember is Suffer No Fools

      >Did you have fun?
      Ehhh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What team were you on?
      keyboard

      >Who do you think will win?
      keyboard or drums

      >Final splatfest rank?
      just barely final rank. started too late

      >How was your battles? Any team give you trouble?
      honestly. just a horrible start in general. loss after loss thanks to bad randoms and their disconnects. things went much better after a friend joined though. shout out to Kit.

      >Got any x10/x100/x333 battles? Won any of them?
      won a 10x , lost one thanks to ally disconnect

      >Thoughts on Tri-Color Flounder Heights?
      barely played it

      >Thoughts on the new music? (Color Pulse (2024), We’re So Back, Suffer No Fools)
      suffer no fools came on quite often. becoming rather fond of it.

      >Did you have fun?
      only in the second part of the run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Keyboard
      >Drums probably, knowing Shivers streak, but hoping for a keyboard win
      >+14
      >Got a good number of x10’s, both won and lost a x100 so it balances out
      >Bit unbalanced but fun in spite of that
      >Not nearly as bad as people make it out to be, another OtH banger, nothing special
      >I didn’t not have fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Guitar
      >Not me
      >King+5
      >Had a decent time in Open, Pro is full of timmies
      >Won an x100
      >lol no.
      >Pretty good, but Octolings can't rap battle
      >Yeah I guess so
      I pulled off two one man wipeouts and got at least one big win. Far as I'm concerned, I did good, especially considering I recently learned how to play properly.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing but drink tickets
    >exp drink tickets to boot
    Was I robbed?

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit I forgot to play more aside from the first day

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >end of splatfest plays maritime memory in the plaza
    I fricking love it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And in the Square it plays Into The Light.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Into The Light.
        still my favorite

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was wondering whether it would be I to the Light or the new SO credits song, time to chill in the Square for a bit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still the greatest song from splatoon by a long shot, hell, one of the greatest nintendo songs for sure
        God, OE was such a perfect DLC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh it's alright

        Daybreaker Anthem>Maritime Memory>>>>>>>>>into the light

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          Honestly listening to Into the Light after the Splatfest cemented my opinion that its overrated as frick and is carried hard by being the Octo Expansion credits theme, which causes people to like it more due to associating it with the incredibly kino ending of Octo Expansion. Both Daybreaker Anthem and Maritime Memory had a greater effect on me after Splatfests, and I think both of them are slightly better than Into the Light. Don't get me wrong, I think Into the Light is great, but I constantly see people calling it the absolute best Splatoon track and I just don't see it.
          Maritime Memory > Daybreaker Anthem > Wave Goodbye > Into the Light >> Fresh Start > #47 Onward (All of them are good, the Splatoon composers know how to make a good emotional credits theme.)
          [...]
          >suffer no fools came on quite often. becoming rather fond of it.
          Same here, I think they made it more common for this Splatfest due to it being new.

          >Thinks Daybreaker Anthem is the best.
          Outing yourself as Zoomers I see

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I said Maritime Memory is the best

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but you have it higher than Into the Light. Zoomer!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oth is garbage and their only good songs are acid hues and shark bytes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer calling others zoomer

                Guys, there's only TWO good deep cut songs and Daybreaker isn't one of them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zoomer
                Maritime Memory came before Into the Light

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer calling others zoomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still the greatest song from splatoon by a long shot, hell, one of the greatest nintendo songs for sure
        God, OE was such a perfect DLC

        Eh it's alright

        Daybreaker Anthem>Maritime Memory>>>>>>>>>into the light

        Honestly listening to Into the Light after the Splatfest cemented my opinion that its overrated as frick and is carried hard by being the Octo Expansion credits theme, which causes people to like it more due to associating it with the incredibly kino ending of Octo Expansion. Both Daybreaker Anthem and Maritime Memory had a greater effect on me after Splatfests, and I think both of them are slightly better than Into the Light. Don't get me wrong, I think Into the Light is great, but I constantly see people calling it the absolute best Splatoon track and I just don't see it.
        Maritime Memory > Daybreaker Anthem > Wave Goodbye > Into the Light >> Fresh Start > #47 Onward (All of them are good, the Splatoon composers know how to make a good emotional credits theme.)

        >What team were you on?
        keyboard

        >Who do you think will win?
        keyboard or drums

        >Final splatfest rank?
        just barely final rank. started too late

        >How was your battles? Any team give you trouble?
        honestly. just a horrible start in general. loss after loss thanks to bad randoms and their disconnects. things went much better after a friend joined though. shout out to Kit.

        >Got any x10/x100/x333 battles? Won any of them?
        won a 10x , lost one thanks to ally disconnect

        >Thoughts on Tri-Color Flounder Heights?
        barely played it

        >Thoughts on the new music? (Color Pulse (2024), We’re So Back, Suffer No Fools)
        suffer no fools came on quite often. becoming rather fond of it.

        >Did you have fun?
        only in the second part of the run

        >suffer no fools came on quite often. becoming rather fond of it.
        Same here, I think they made it more common for this Splatfest due to it being new.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Na, you have dogshit taste is all. Autistic ass rant too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I think they made it more common for this Splatfest due to it being new
          Yea, such info was found in the code, they did turned up its frequency

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've finally realized I've been coping all along. I love the movement, I like the weapons, but I hate multiplayer shooters. I'm finally free

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just barely made it to final rank

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lost last tri match
    Guitar bros.. I'm sorry

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a second pearl poster from cipher
    Gonna flex this on my locker instantly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can see Marina's SO colors reflecting slightly in her eyes, she's staring at her intently while she jams on that piano

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well this was one of the worst spaltfests.
    Keyboard is going to win. Or if we want a total shitshow guitar.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has maritime memory always played outside the lobby in the plaza at the end of a splatfest?…or am I going senile?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The post-splatfest music thing only started during season 5

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went 3-11 in the second half, but the game finally decided to have mercy and let me get a last minute win to get the basic defender badge. If keyboard ends up losing, I did my part ramming my head into a wall so I could get my one last win at the expense of my team.

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The look they give you before inviting you to the threesome

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zapfish flying through the air in the square
    This always a thing?

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER TO CASH IN YOUR CONCH SHELLS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, I didn't realize they gave you this last little bit to cash them in, I figured the couple I'd earned today were going to waste, nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do i do that i got the game a week ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gacha machine in the lobby

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sign-ups link for /poolsclosed/ vs /ink/ round 3 tourney
    https://forms.gle/TZihNnwb5t1LhQfMA
    >When is the date of the tournament?
    13th of April.
    If you have any reasonable questions about the next tourney, please (You) this post.
    5 DAYS UNTIL IT CLOSES

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that post in the lobby where the kid is saying goodbye to Splatoon 3 because his NSO is expiring
    Feel sorry for him, pretty clearly a young kid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the longer time goes on the more timmies NSO's will expire, cleansing the pool of players
      This is a good thing

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keyboard fricking sucked in Turf. Definitely put all the eggs into the Tricolor basket.

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    requesting some splatfest art.

    was not around to collect much this time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yotsuba

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Am I crazy or does Frye look so much better in her “Suffer No Fools” outfit?

        Like, she doesn’t look like a weird homeless goblin with holes in her pants…imo if she had looked like this from the get-go I wouldn’t hate her so much!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sports bra is hot, but the hairstyle is too black looking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still hung up on the Yotsuba hair

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Better that her weird shriveled hair tentacle that’s having it’s circulation cut off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's 100% better drawn, then in her CGI. They just made her head too big and movements too monkey like to be appealing.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what causes the "too much going on" error message? first time i had it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out of memory
      What were you doing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out of memory
      What were you doing

      >Out of memory
      >What were you doing

      i was in inkopolis with the squid sisters. checked out some drawings after i finished my run. never had that before

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder if it somehow happens more in inkopolis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Out of memory
      >What were you doing

      i was in inkopolis with the squid sisters. checked out some drawings after i finished my run. never had that before

      That's the game's way of stopping itself from crashing due to low resources, stuff like plaza posts are cached in the switch's RAM.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >REMINDER
    We’re working under a new scoring system, so results will play out different than you think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder: some autist reworked the scores of the old fests with the new system and it didn't change much. Fistbump would have won and sweet would have lost. That's about it. Don't expect this to save a really weak team's performance

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >REMINDER
        We’re working under a new scoring system, so results will play out different than you think

        Frye still is big loser, but now she can become BIGGER loser, if she managed to get 0 points again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it's nice that categories are no longer zero sum.
      But what if used plurality.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they ran

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok that’s a bit too far dude

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >harmony pestering me to come get my shit
    Aright, aright I can't have that mu-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there are actually people that can't complete their catalogue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing they work, but then why do you have a nintendo online account if you're too busy to use it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm guessing they work, but then why do you have a nintendo online account if you're too busy to use it?

        Believe it or not, some of us want to play things besides Splatoon 3.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mario Kart 8? Smash?
          trying to think of other games that need nintendo online that wouldn't be better on PC.

          the catalog is cancer you have to play every single day to finish it

          [...]
          probably because you need one to play online at all?

          >the catalog is cancer you have to play every single day to finish it
          Just win one match, call it a day. Or only play during Splatfests.
          >or get good at ranked

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the daily win bonus isn't even enough for one level, and splatfests are shit for xp because you can't play ranked

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the daily win bonus isn't even enough for one level,
              It actually IS anon, then if it isn't then play TWO matches. If you loose both, you suck! Get good!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Run Heavy Edit Splatling
              >Charger/Squelcher/A non-Mini Splatling on the other team

              How do I describe this feeling of inadequacy in a word or phrase that isn't "fake jordans?"

              >the daily win bonus isn't even enough for one level,
              It actually IS anon, then if it isn't then play TWO matches. If you loose both, you suck! Get good!

              Sometimes you can get 2 levels if you're close enough to getting the first level and you score a knockout win in an Anarchy Battle.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >/vt/umor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the catalog is cancer you have to play every single day to finish it

        I'm guessing they work, but then why do you have a nintendo online account if you're too busy to use it?

        probably because you need one to play online at all?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You absolutely don’t need to play everyday. You just need to get a solid amount of wins during the season, which may explain why it’s a challenge for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't touched ranked this season so its a slow grind for me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they only play salmon run like __________ and _______

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i do not care about splatfests

          i only play salmon run but they renamed it helldivers 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finished catalog twice just grinding for money and getting 5 stars on builds I make. It's at least easy if you are going for other stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harmony happy to finally unload that junk on you

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder if anyone has a collection of all the different idol outfits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can cosplay Shiver for you, Anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Begone, weyyo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anything suckerheads can do, I can do better.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That ain't Shiver

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Correct

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Harmony gets bored midway and pulls out her phone for some shopping

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usally finish my catalogue in the first couple of weeks by just playing ranked a couple of hours a day. During a splatfest you can get a frick ton of catalogue levels easily as well. Big run gives extra catalogue experience as well.

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, well apparently I didn't have any checkpoints on this map, time to fix that.
    >gold
    Nice start.

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's the zones room, gooneytunes?

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo is supposedly dmca lewds of their characters
    >all the great splatoon artists might get fricked by them
    I seriously hope it’s just a troll and not actually them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A good number are fake and end up scaring off a lot of artist, but if you get insanely popular and/or are making literal thousands off it that’ll catch nintendo’s eye for real

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are people this bad at 300+ EVP six wave 1 revives and of course a loss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get paired with the same shitters three games in a row
      Yep, I'm done. Frick this game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait at least a few minutes moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I gave it at least a full minute between each queue, figured that would be enough but I guess not.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            finding a crew usually takes at least 40 seconds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How are people this bad at 300+ EVP six wave 1 revives and of course a loss

        imagine being this mad over a side gamemode

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda starting to think we might get a bit of extra content beyond the next season. Especially since I don't feel like Splatoon 4 will be a launch year game for Switch 2, I feel like they'll at least start adding some more kits and Splatfests beyond the initially planned window.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We usually get some splatfest after the last update before everything ceases completely. The kast S2 update was in late ‘18, but we got splatfest all the way up to july the following year

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 minutes left. I don't want Into the Light to go yet. Dunno who's gonna win but I sure hope it's drums. Wouldn't be surprised at keyboards, they were a nightmare. I hope guitar gets dead last, those morons made tricolor a huge struggle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I think keyboard won

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All these people celebrating Into the Light playing, what a thing of beauty. Someone even drew Agent 8.
        >that one guy asking for Fresh Start
        Yeah, I like it better, too.

        Bout to find out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like we were right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >almost complete Big Man sweep
        Holy hell, I knew they'd take a good chunk but that was a hell of a knockout. Oh well. Surprisingly even split for once in regards to popularity. Big Men just wanted it more.

        It is what it is, I have no regrets, save for guitars being huge c**ts.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I have no regrets, save for guitars being huge c**ts
          they get what they fricking deserve

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Indeed.

            Okay, I need my fricking SR bonuses. Anyone interested in a room? Gonna open it up in like a minute. Just a king or two.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              alright now post the frygay salt

              join mine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, then.
                >post the frygay salt
                You know those salty cum buckets are gonna cope with Shiver also losing.

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keyboard clearly won. But it would be funny if Guitar won under the old system and lost to Keyboard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if frye would have more wins if they never changed the systems at all

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DRUMCHADS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kneel gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shiversisters…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drums didn't win but at least you won more salt.

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SPLATFEST RESULTS!
    The winner of the Splatfest and the best instrument is the… Keyboard!
    Congratulations to the winning team and all who participated in the Splatfest! Don’t forget to pick up your sea snails!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the best instrument
      it was "which instrument do you play", no?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keybros we did it!

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open, pro, and tri results
    Almost spat my drink

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We dropped the ball big time Drumbros, fug.

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, the first fest with a relatively even split on votes.

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total annihilation Keyboard Chads

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    japanese results?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >New point system awards points for those in second place
        >Despite this, Frye still ends up getting absolutely nothing
        UPDATE THE IMAGE
        YOU KNOW THE ONE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a shit splatfest theme

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i mean shit I'd be down for a doritos one or something

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another frye loss!
    Even with all the adjustments whats the excuse this time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quit being a schizo and deflecting, drum loser

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cry more. When was the last time frye won again?
        Oh in Japan.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick should I know? I’m not an autist. I vote for the choice I like, fricking freak

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You wouldn't know because her and her shit followers like (you) can't win.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kys, you are mentally ill and unloved

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Frye didn’t get last
    We’ll never hear the end of it, will we…

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fryegays btfo yet again

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG MEN

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game's "idol rivalry" has felt incredibly mean-spirited compared to the previous two (on Ganker, i don't use anything else)
    maybe it's just a symptom of culture war shitposting tactics becoming widespread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they should have made better idols instead of a fiveheaded piece of shit and a mascot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care for Deep Cut either, I just hate yet another fun and good-natured thing being morphed into moral warfare

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're right, but each side is to blame in this, saw some fryegays who where happy Shiver didn't won, that's just lame

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blame twitter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile Squid Sisters will stay the best. Noone's gonna try and take them down a peg.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bland and bland 2
        Definitely makes for less braindead waifu wars

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This but unironically, keep the idols looking similar to each other and you prevent that being a factor in the splatfests.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's culture war bullshit, if 2 came out now it would have been infected the same way.
      Only I get to laugh at /misc/ for being forced to pick the ugly white gremlin and not the hot ebony octopus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always find it funny that I started 2 as a hardcore Pearl hater but ended 2 really liking her and voting for Chaos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's part of the Chaos theme where Deep Cut is more like collaborators than an actual band. You have Big Man going off and doing his own thing as Ian BGM, where I guess when Shiver and Frye work together they're Fire and Ice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shiver and Frye work together they're Fire and Ice.
        what a lame band name. Big Man was already talking about Ghost writing for other bands.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't even know about the "rivalry" if anons didn't insist on bringing twitter to the threads

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that jackpot
    DUDE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actually a banner for once
      congrats Bottomgay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Much better than the pretzel one

      >actually a banner for once
      congrats Bottomgay

      thanks :^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >actually a banner for once
        congrats Bottomgay

        >self-namedrop
        stop it homie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Always figured he would namedrop himself in the threads, now I know for sure.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only now do I know how charles felt getting a damn bag of rocks....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shnib shnib shnib

        It's pretty good. Would like it, but I already got the golden octo banner so I'm set for life.

        >That first wave
        Frick me, i’m embarrassed about that…

        What happened?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Controller frickery and lack of situational awareness. We’re back tho

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough, I just botched a controller input myself. Do that so often, it's sad.

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I get a jackpot
    >It's just two random tags
    How is this legal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gold = Banner
      Silver = Title
      Bronze = 10 ability chunks of each ability

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shiver loses
    >verstappen loses
    Hell has frozen over

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still have over 60 pieces of gear to get this season
    >today's shop had ZERO (0) new items
    it begins

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care as long as Frye loses

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On the bright side Shiver won the jap snackfest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind here

      What the frick is the Jap splatfest supposed to be?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Potato Chips

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plain, cheese and ranch?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Salt, BBQ, and Seaweed, I think.

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i-its ok, new scoring system will hel-ACK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >35p
        lmaoing @ utsuhotards and fryetards larping as japanese

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that keyboard sweep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only things that got shredded here is my dreams

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember frygays screaming that Frye only loses because japan then a japan only splafest happened, Frye actually won and they couldn't celebrate because it destroyed their narrative.

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That first wave
    Frick me, i’m embarrassed about that…

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE TRIZOOKA I HATE TRIZOOKA I HATE TRIZOOKA I HATE TRIZOOKA I HATE TRIZOOKA I HATE TRIZOOKA I HATE TRIZOOKA

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