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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to get to 999 last rotation
    >get matched with some good Japs at 880 EVP
    >got to 960
    >they leave after the King kill
    >never get to 999 from that point
    Owari da

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'll get it next time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ouchie, that sucks. At least you got a silver checkpoint which will make your next attempt easier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will say though after tearing my hair out trying to get this done and coming up short starting back at 300 EVP on this map is ezpz, geez. Even with this substandard loadout.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't play sloshing machine since season 1, started playing it recently with the neo kit. Got several games with 25+ kills without even noticing I had that many kills during the match, point sensor works well with trizooka. I'm surprised how strong it is despite all his nerfs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now consider how busted it was before they nerfed it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >three threads have died so far today.
    It's time to give the threads a rest for a bit I think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, not really much new to discuss now that the new season sheen and the beginning of season events have all come and went. Only interesting thing happening now is the dataminers starting to find tidbits of evidence that the next update might not actually be the last one, but you can only say so much about that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we do get further updates I hope we get a proper gear shop update much like how we did for harmony’s. 20 or so pieces every 3 months is not a good pace. At least toss in a small bit into the shops outside of the catalog gear

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brother they literally just dumped over 100 pieces into the shops this season

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but that was old gear from S2. I’m talking brand new gear
            Since the game’s launch brand new gear has only been introduced via the catalog, and we’ve been getting less and less of those with each season as they rerun previous catalogs gear. In general S3 has introduced the least amount of new gear in comparison to its predecessor

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty much all of the new Splatoon 3 gear has been ugly as shit anyway so we're not missing a whole lot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this, no reason to force a thread when there's not much to discuss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I just checked Ganker for the first time today and didn't see a thread, so I made one. If there's nothing to discuss, no need for one.

      Get back to work, Mr. Grizz is getting impatient.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dear thread
    owari da

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they keep aging up the player characters for the next game? They've done it bit by bit in each installment.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAKE UP THREAD
    sign-ups link for /poolsclosed/ vs /ink/ round 3 tourney
    https://forms.gle/TZihNnwb5t1LhQfMA
    >When is the date of the tournament?
    13th of April.
    If you have any reasonable questions about the next tourney, please (You) this post.
    2 DAYS UNTIL IT CLOSES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best to just let this one go anon, it's pretty ded today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might as well just close the forms now. You've been at this for a month and I doubt you'll get anyone else at this point after that long.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        last tourney had people going "dude i never saw the post", this time he's just making sure nobody misses it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man they advertised that shit just about every thread at the start of last season and been consistent with this one. If people that are interested should know to check at the start of the season by now.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last handful of Splatfests (aside from the Holiday themed ones) have been really fricking lame. I hope Splatoon 4 goes back to 2 way splatfests

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And hopefully it goes back to being a two person news crew too. Two characters can bounce off each other way better than having to havev a third wheel alaways in the mix.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 way splatfest seems unlikely, and the only reason they're 3 way for 3 is because of Nogami's obsession with making everything "Tri" focused for splatoon THREE. I think they'll go back to a 2 way system in the next game. 4 way splatfests would be a fricking mess and they have to know that by now. It's hard enough alone to come up with a splatfest that has four themes.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, which one of you was this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe that's Monsterrat, and no he's not a part of our pool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like monsterrate

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the last splatfest was a pretty good idea honestly. Hell of a lot better than picking potato chip flavors or whatever the Japs got.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was pretty balanced at least. First Splatfest I ever played where I did not encounter a single mirror match.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Y'know, I did only get like 2 mirrors with keyboard. That's kinda impressive.

        [...]

        They oughta just have a fest that picks who gets banned from posting in the hub. Furries/Gays/etc.
        I'd laugh so hard.

        It was a good Splatfest. Interestingly there was very little in the way of animosity. Even after the results most people didn't really seem to care or fight much. Everyone has just accepted Frye is a loser and if Shiver doesn't win then Big Man is always a strong contender. The popularity was pretty comparable with each team having at least 30% of votes, meaning thankfully people didn't have to deal with too many mirror battles.

        It's probably one of the best 3-way choices they've had since RPS at the start. Though I guess bass players got shafted. You know Mio's team would've taken it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The pokemon splatfest was surprisingly balanced, as was the zelda shillfest. Zelda fest was also the only one with a truly unique tricolor stage, something they've yet to do again. I vote that one as being the best fest thus far, lots of good art to come out of it too.

          As far as other shillfests go, I always thought a Fire emblem weapons triangle splatfest would make the most sense.

          Swords vs Axes vs Lances
          Sword the more elegant "hero" weapon, could be like a rapier in its art. Axe is the brutish pirate weapon that fits Frye's personality perfectly. Lance would also work perfectly with big man since his tail is basically one giant lance.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They should unironically do another McDonalds shillfest. Burger v Fries v Nuggets.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not entirely opposed to it, but I feel they could come up with something more interesting than that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It chaps my ass that the Japs got a McDonalds shillfest (maybe the single most MURRICA corporation to ever exist) but America didn't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frankly I just am tired of food fests.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I forgot about the triforce map. That does easily take best level, but everybody knew Ganon was the cool kids' choice. I like the weapon idea though, wonder if they'd use it to shill a Fire Emblem or something.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but everybody knew Ganon was the cool kids' choice.
              Correct

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Shiver is a giant walking Japanese culture reference
                >uses Stringers instead of Splatanas
                Nani the frick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Archery/bows are a big part of Japanese history and culture as well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but katanas are like THE Japanese weapon man

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >today I will remind them

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This happens on every tricolor stage

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >person on the other attacking team has Tenta Missile weapon
                Oh boy can't wait to have to deal with that shit targeting me the entire match

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of monster would do that??

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just liked having the chaotic shit-pit in the middle be wide. Also nice having a map where the snipers don't really have much safety to speak of.

              Yeah but katanas are like THE Japanese weapon man

              They always give the devious/smarter women the precision weapons. Or they did like, once. Think about it, the morons and gremlins get rollers and dualies and a windshield wiper.
              You can't give Shiver an Unga weapon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The most unga weapon of the trio is Big Man with the Slosher

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where does he get his ink?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He milks his band mates when they're not in the studio

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He uses "ink" in the story mode, I think it's implied to be venom or something derived from it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They oughta make an idol with the trislosher.
                Then gruesomely murder that character. On screen. In great detail.
                Just for laughs though haha.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you got something you want to share with the class?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I agree with him, all Trislpsher players deserve death

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What weapon do (You) play?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Heavy Splatling

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm still goin' through and getting licenses on every gun, and the only enemy I can never deal with is the damn gorilla bucket. I'm workin' on the Sorella Brella right now, and it kept matching me against one of those 5star tri-sloshers.
                You've gotta be in roughly his range to get any meaningful hits.
                If you block he just sloshes over the shield.
                He doesn't care about autobombs or whatever I'm slinging, he just runs faster than them.
                Then I lose all the jetpack duels. That's on me though.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Brella vs Trislosher
                well yeah that's a losing matchup. It can just slosh over your shield. Such is the joy of playing a brella.

                MOST weapons outrange trislosher, so the trick is just don't get in its range.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they're not HORRIBLE with long range weapons, but it's gotta be the "gun" I least enjoy fighting in this game. At least they're a little more interesting than the guy bringing the splash-o again.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god that was my first tricolor map back before i joined the pool and was a casual. I probably killed my teammates kek but it was fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a good Splatfest. Interestingly there was very little in the way of animosity. Even after the results most people didn't really seem to care or fight much. Everyone has just accepted Frye is a loser and if Shiver doesn't win then Big Man is always a strong contender. The popularity was pretty comparable with each team having at least 30% of votes, meaning thankfully people didn't have to deal with too many mirror battles.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Deep Cut barges into OtH's show and challenges the most accomplished rapper on the planet to a rap battle
    They clearly did not think this shit through

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I join the pool?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poolsclosed

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    splatoon threads are kill
    what went wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll pick up when we get more news about the Spring Fest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game came out over a year and a half ago. People most likely just got bored of squid game and went to play other games, pretty normal. Surprised these threads have stayed as active as long as they have honestly, but there have been periods where not much is going on.

      Side Order also didn't deliver in the same way Octo Expansion did. We got Splat 2's hub as a reward, some weapon skins, and a bunch of old gear but I don't think that's enough to get people back playing the game regularly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SO has boosted the Jap sales pretty sig ificantly for the month it's been out. The Off the Hook bonus In action.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but that's Japan. Splatoon just has way more hype over there in general.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The unfortunate side effect of it being more popular in Japan is endless gacha and forever grinds

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As opposed to what they're doing in the west? Splatoon's version of "gacha" and fomo is pretty damn tame all things considered. The forever grinds are there for the autismos to get one dinky little badge, I see it as harmless. In the past people complained about there not being anything to work for once you reach the top. Now autists always have something to grind for.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When everything takes a billion points to get the progress feels completely stagnant. There's already a thousand things to grind for in the gsme they all shouldn't take over 100 hours individually to get.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but what are you even grinding for? Badges? Not all badges are meant to be achieved for everybody. Win streak badges, X rank badges, even golden salmon run boss badges are going to be out of reach for most people, and that's okay. They're for the no-lifers. They're not for the casual players. Just wear your squid sisters badge and be happy. It literally doesn't matter.

                Now could some aspects be handled better? Sure, like locking ranked mode behind level 10. People have to grind a pretty fair amount before they can even play ranked. Then there's the scale rewards from Salmon Run, but they're designed to last for the entire game's lifespan. I do think the scale system is not ideal.

                I hear people complain about not being able to finish the catalogue, and while I'm not a fan of the catalogue system, I generally always finish it in the first two weeks of each season just by playing ranked a few hours a day or grinding during big run/splatfest. Things like badgtism though I just don't really think it's for everyone, and that's fine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but even basic ass shit like being able to put a weapon icon on your badge takes an inordinate amount of playtime. Salmon Run giving no player level EXP and barely and catalog po8nts is also complete horseshit. And let's not get started on the gacha machine that takes THIRTY FRICKING THOUSAND coins per pull after your one daily cheapie and still shits out garbage 90 percent of the time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fake news

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think SO confirmed so many things left ambiguous by OE that there's ironically less things to discuss about it now than there were after OE came out. Also people were just in awe of being able to play as octos back then, I wish we got colored fingers or something as a reward for 3.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well they sold us a Yuri VN with a small gsme attached so of course there's less to discuss

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The playable octos thing was definitely a big thing.
          Also Octo Expansion was one of the first large scale DLC's nintendo had ever done, and nobody was expecting it to be that good. It was also released earlier on in Splat 2's lifetime, within the first year of release. Side Order came way later in Splat 3's life and had way less of a focus on story or the characters in general, which led to less discussion. Splat 3 as a whole just doesn't feel that fresh being on the same system as 2, but not much in the way of meaningful changes beyond smaller QOL stuff. It just didn't have the same oomph as 2 did as a whole. I'm not saying 2 is a *better* game, but it had more hype behind it at least at first. I think for a lot of people it was their first Splatoon game, as many people didn't have a Wii U. For a sequel 3 is pretty disappointing in a lot of ways even if I think it's a more refined experience overall.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Unlike a lot of people I'm still fairly optimistic about Splatoon 4. They've shown on enough occasions that they still got it when they put their minds to it and I feel like their Switch 2 outing will bring more effort out of them. Even if they do sell us Off the Hook as DLC for the third time.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was really optimistic about 3 honestly. The reality of 3 brought me back down to earth, but I still have faith for Splat 4. I was just hoping for once we got a non-rushed game. I do think being developed during the lockdown period fricked with Splat 3's development a bit, but I don't think it's the core problem with the series. The idea of releasing Splatoon half baked and fixing it over time is part of the philosophy around these games. I just hope that with Splat 4 they put more effort into it, and it being a fresh start on a new system I think they will. But I do expect it to be a messy launch, much like all of the previous games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they inte d to kep every main weapon going forward the seasonal rollout model is definitely gonna need tweaking. Imagine getting Splatoon 44 and not having a 2nd kit for your weapon after like two and a half years

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              3 at launch was better than 2 at the end

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You probably don't remember it but 3 was actually extremely unstable at launch, pools did not exist either, all of the base games levels were pretty much trash. 3 was getting communication errors out the fricking ass, it was more unstable than 2 because they entirely rehauled the netcode. To mention Salmon Run was glitchy as hell, brellas just outright didn't work, and a lot of other glitches that took months and months and months to fix. Not to mention Tricolor, the replacement for shifty stations was broken as well, and you couldn't even find a tricolor match if you wanted to. Yes, I know Main Power Up was garbage and the way they left 2 was pretty shit balance wise, but 3 had its own slew of problems at launch. To pretend otherwise is just misinformation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The stages in 3 were shit but honestly the vast majority of stages in 2 were also shjt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but every game has had shit stages. At the end of 2's life it had some pretty good stages mixed in with the shit. Even at launch they had the Reef, which is one of the best games in the series. Splat 3 didn't start getting decent levels until halfway through its life.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >one of the best games
                one of the best *stages

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm trying to remember the good Splat 2 stages and all that really comes to mind is the Reef and Skipper Pavillion.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Makomart is a good stage. I thought Snapper Canal is pretty good, although maybe some of those ranked variations aren't the best. Inkblot, arguably a good stage. Sturgeon can be good. I do think Manta Maria is also a good stage. Starfish Mainstage was pretty harmless as well. But that's just one squid's opinion, feel free to flame me in the replies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I>Starfish
                Eww frick no.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Side Order also didn't deliver in the same way Octo Expansion did
        people realize this just now? I don't think replaying that shit for a weapon in white is worth it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most people have moved on a couple weeks after mid order

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god these 2 are perfection

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So're any of you playin' right now? We could get a 4-man tri-slosher gang or something going. Probably a new salmon thing up again, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The pool is full of cliques that refuse to play with outsiders

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a new Salmon rotation up but it's got some strange weapons. It's on the new stage though, I can play on rotation change

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You scared of strange weapons or something? I can forgive pretty much everything but the snipewriter, and even then it's livable. Bonerattle seems pretty easy too, lots of ways to run away.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Scared? Haha, I happen to know my way around gootuber. I just know the average player isn't a fan and in Salmon Run it is pretty mid as far as chargers go. H-3, mid. Octobrush, also mid. Luna blaster's okay. But this rotation has some issues. Still perfectly manageable in the hands of competent players, but not a strong loadout by any means.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "I know my way around a gootuber" is probably the funniest phrase I've read all day. Thanks for that.

            Present rotation should be free wins on a silver platter, why are pubbers so shit?

            I'd love to shit on pubs with you, but every time I do it turns out I was doing the worst in any given lobby. How on earth do people find the time to move eggs when there are so many things to kill?!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Will I ever recapture those happy times again?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >veemos
      >good at the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can think of at least ten occasions where I lost as the only squid on a team of suckerheads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And what's your X power anon?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Letting the characters of their associated palettes chime in would have added so much. Hell, they probably could have had something like the Call ability from Hades.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get to S last season
    >want to try and go for S+
    >do I want to go through all that shit again.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Present rotation should be free wins on a silver platter, why are pubbers so shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mid blaster
      >midbrush
      >mid-3
      >midtuber
      >>>>>free wins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Luna Blaster
        >Octobrush
        >mid
        Get good

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Luna blaster is arguably the best weapon in the bunch.
          Octobrush IS a mid weapon in salmon run. It's just a slightly stronger inkbrush but with worse mobility. Its damage or ink consumption really isn't that good for how much you have to tap the damn thing.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ina jobs to floor10 Parallel Canon

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any pool bros want to play?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else's game stutter at the end of a shift? What's up with that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Such is the power of the switch. The game regularly shits itself if too many bosses spawn

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luna blaster is breasts in this mode and I won't hear any dissenters. Just nukin' clusters in the corners is downright tasty.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    salmon at rotation?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ngyes.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're bringing Ancho-V back as the final battle stage yet again, aren't they?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Marlin already has the fan gimmick. Get ready for Moray Towers instead.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wife was out grocery shopping with the kid for easter so I finally had time to get my 400 evp badge on the new map. Now I only have the splatoon 2 og sr maps to go to be able to enjoy sr without worrying about dropping rank ever again. It would've been nice to know the badges would be helpful eventually years ago so I would have got all the badges when I didn't have a toddler climbing all over me.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel betrayed

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zones room doko

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have all the battle songs from the previous game ik the Jukebox
    >they don't play during battles
    Fricking why though

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When're we getting a regular stage with the exploding pufferfish on it? It has to happen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'd need to have more HP, because like two shots set those things off

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna hug an Inkling

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What you do find more beautiful?
    Birds vs Flowers vs The Moon

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the pool is so dead

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >locked room
    Yeah, gay behaviour

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you git gud at snipers

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    today i found out that inklings are 5ft average in size,
    they are bigger than me!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly always forget how much of a womanlet Shiver is, remove her platform heels and she's barely taller than Pearl

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any shift with a charger or a splatling is such a bust.
    h3 is frickin whatever
    goober is shit
    macintosh is good at clearing but no one likes doing that ever
    and octobrush hurts fingers and they never bother helpin paint the walls

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ggs!
      >rolled the title sandy cohozuna
      finally a new sr title

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im so fricking tired of losing games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skippy...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats Rojo

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wave 1
    >fog
    >teammate DC
    I hate SR and I hate bonerattle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >teammate DCs
      >Nintendo: Should we adjust enemy spawns down any? Nah, just adjust the quota they'll be fine lmao
      I want to strangle whoever is responsible for this bullshit

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the catalog twice and at 231 at the moment. Got almost 30 different builds with weapons and outfits and the only thing that keeps my interest at this point is 5 stars for everything. This season is boring but at least I have reason to play even if the game is stingy with money tickets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stingy with money tickets
      Go kill fish, you'll have more money tickets than you even know what to do with, I'm currently sitting on like 150

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tend to do my dailys and dip because matching with ransoms is always risky. Want to stay in VIP.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >matching with ransoms is always risky. Want to stay in VIP.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Randoms. I have no idea why it autocorrected. I need to stick to computer.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and EVP, not VIP

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't have any checkpoints

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >douser dualies
      >that outfit
      Did you hop in one of my games?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you're imagining things friend.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need more art of squids in baseball uniforms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All the baseball type gear
      Is baseball a big thing japan?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Baseball is Japan's biggest sport man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Booyah!

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That logo on her bag looks like a bootleg Sonic

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Official Nintendo render btw

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool now show your X battle rank

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can play SR who cares.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all that wait just for 11 bronze

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look at me i play with friends!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look at me I have no friends!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >look at me im bragging on an anonymous message board about being good at a kids game while i supposedly have friends

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >look at me i'm being a homosexual and crying on a message board because someone is better at the squids game than me

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon needs a spinoff game. Or some Nintendo themed outfits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what kind of spinoff game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woomy Hawk's Underground, with an open world we can skate around and see all the stage locations and how they fit together in the world of Inkopolis and the Splatlands

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Squid Beatz 3

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nogami's light shined upon me this rotation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly feel bad for the poor sods that went up against you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I almost feel bad
        almost

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rocklobstr…

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gold on my first Fug kill
    Nice

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the optimal Griller strat on this map? You can kill them easy but retrieving the eggs is a pain in the dick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same method as the one on JSJ is the easiest and safest.
      Do it on the platform with diagonal rail.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who should control the Planet Arrakis?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He who controls the squids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ink must flow

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm saving up to (eventually) get one of the 333 banners from the Grizzco shop, which one should I get

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many gold scales do you have rn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like 60 lol, I'm nowhere near but long term goals

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well son you see
          you won't get it before support ends

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It'll be there until they shut online off for the Switch which won't be for quite a while presumably. We're likely to get Splatoon 4 long before that happens though I'd say, so I have maybe 2-3 more years to get it done.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you just sometimes, while playing, just notice how cute your squid is, and just take a picture
    God I love my squid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The octos seem to think so.
      Not that it matters to me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're pointing and laughing at you nerd

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theory: the extra bits and bobs of content that we're seeing snuck into the files are because Nintendo has decided to extend Splatoon 3 support and will be launching a Switch 2 version to tide people over since their first "real" project for Switch 2 is going to be a new Animal Crossing since that sold astronomical amounts on the Switch. Splatoon 4 will likely not be a thing until 2027/2028.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'll drop it like a hot potato and slap on a $10 HD "upgrade" when Switch 2 launches which won't amount to much other than better resolution and more stable FPS in Salmon Run games.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you people not realizing he posted that to show how long it took to even get a king

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mobile gays that dont read filenames

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beset on all sides by idiots.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made a SR room for bonuses if anyone wants in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LaphiTTV

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does Big Man put up with these two idiots?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just stays in his room

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The girls gaslit him into believing he is too ugly and hideous to make it big without them sticking around. That's why he thinks he would just be a ghostwriter had they never met

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the whole thing reeks of an abusive relationship, but I doubt that'll ever get clarified because Deep Cut's popularity is tenuous enough as is. That kind of shit would probably sour what little fandom they have.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yoko's next on the list of band npcs to get promoted to an actual in game NPC right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’ll work in 4’s hat shop maybe

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >feel like I've played a fair amount of SR
    >check my points
    >650k
    Hahahaha

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Octo Expansion turns six this year
    Make time stop going forward so fricking FAST holy shit

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game kind of makes me mad, not gonna lie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mainly get mad because I feel like I should be a lot better at it than I am. Apparently I'm getting old and it fricking sucks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im getting old and Ive only gotten better through sheer determination. Practicing and playing regularly, always striving to improve goes a long way even if your body is slowing down. Dont put in the effort and your skills will decline or stagnate. None of that is worth getting mad over though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have a problem with not sticking with shit too much I know. I'll say I'm gonna commit to X Y or Z and then I always peter out partway through. I hate this about myself but I don't know how to change it, I've always done this shit. Thanks for subscribing to my blog.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im the same way but I have fun playing this game so it drives my passion for always improving. But in reality it almost feels like an addiction. There are more practical things to be passionate about than sweatin’ in a squid game. If you put in all this time to git gud you might wind up regretting it. I just do it because I cant stop playing Splatoon, It’s a habit I suppose

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I feel that. The more I look around at shit the more hopeless it all feels, corruption everywhere, wars, economic collapse, I have no power to change any of that kind of big shit so I figure I might as well pour my energy into something I enjoy, get what little enjoyment I can squeeze out of this wretched world while I'm stuck here. I just need to kick myself kn the ass and actually stick with something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get off the game and play something else for a while when the game pisses me off too much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to carry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People say this shit in these threads but what does it even mean? You can be the most godlike player on the planet but no amount of skill is going to help you win if you're loaded down too heavily with feeding chuckleducks on your team against competent competition.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is true and it's not true. One of the first steps to actually "learning to carry" is realizing your potential to sway the outcome of a match, not your team's.

          The people that are the best at this game, the ones that are top 10 and top 500 and what have you, many of them have figured out how to carry the shittiest of shitters imaginable, because they can basically solo the enemy team just by playing strong weapons, understanding map layouts, good mind games and reactions etc. Generally it's going to take someone no-lifing the game to learn to carry, and they might have an innate talent that other's don't possess making it easier for them to excel.

          But when someone tells you to learn to carry here it's just on the same terms as "git gud", so it's not really saying a whole lot. The people telling you to learn to carry probably can't carry so great themselves. And yes, there are situations where even the best can't carry a shitter team, but it's more possible than you realize. It's just hard for you to conceptualize because you're not on that level. I'm not saying I am either, but I've seen other players capable of hard carrying. It's definitely a thing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Part of my problem (and I don't mean this to sound like an excuse) is that I have a strong aversion to picking what's considered "meta" in a lot of cases. Call it special snowflake syndrome or whatever but my victories always feel "cheap" when I'm kitted out with the cookie cutter strongest builds. Though I guess outside of the absolute top level play it really doesn't matter all that much, it's still a psychological hurdle I face in pretty much every gsme I play not just Splatoon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The thing is with Splatoon is even if you pick a bottom tier weapon, you can still hard carry with it if you know your way around it and have the skills to back it up. It may not sound possible but yes, you can carry with an aerospray. You can carry with a clash blaster. You can carry with a brella. It's just much harder to do so than if you were to use a more straightforward weapon that doesn't require the same type of dedication. Many of the "meta" weapons also aren't exactly easy to master and require a lot of time. Competitive players will sometimes just only play one weapon even if it's not meta and get results, and sometimes that shapes the meta and the weapon becomes more popular as a result. The meta is always changing, especially with balance changes happening frequently. For the longest time Tacticooler wasn't considered meta...until it was. So I wouldn't worry about it. Just pick a weapon you like and stick with it. You can get results with it, even the worst weapons in Splatoon have areas in which they're strong. Most of the bottom tier stuff is just outclassed by stronger stuff, but that doesn't mean the low tier stuff can't get shit done.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Except the Nozzlenoses, those things are giga fricked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, even Nozzlenoses have had results, yes even in competitive play. They're not common, they're outclassed by shooters, but a good nozzlenose player can still get shit done. H-3 has a tacticooler, one of the L-3's has a burst bomb and a hammer, not an awful kit by any means. It's mid tier, not exactly bottom tier.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any room in that SR room?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah get ready.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been seeing a lot of random aas Respawn Punisher from people online lately, did some ecleb make a video or something?

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    :^)

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