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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better question is why there are many rooms that no one wants to join? Is it because of the host?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what SR or the challenge?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because starting a room at 40 evp or below is a major redflag. if you had a good reputation you could do it, but if you played long enough to have a good reputation you would be starting at sub 200 anyways

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I see someone at EVP 40 i'm reluctant to join as I know my 400 EVP hazard might weigh them down and cause a de-rank. Not every player is ready for that kind of whiplash. If I don't join it's for your own good, nothin personnel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If someone's making a room at 40 evp I think they'll just about take any help they can get. Even if it does spike the hazard a bit. It can be good practice for them too. I'd say it's only rude if you leave the moment they derank if it happens.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If they get close to deranking generally they're the one who leaves first. The increased hazard isn't worth the help that I can offer most of the time

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It'd be much more help than anything you can find at low evp these days. 40 has to be a nightmare nowadays. I don't even think the old additive of just join when the rotation starts would help find competent players.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Itll average out at like 200 anyway, not unreasonable if you have some low evp experience

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'd say it's only rude if you leave the moment they derank if it happens.
            3 wave 1 wipes, in a row no less, shouldn't happen so I think it's understandable to leave after that happens and I mean if 3 wave 1 wipes in a row is happening then who knows how long it would take to pull them out of that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but if you played long enough to have a good reputation you would be starting at sub 200 anyways

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We will carry you to your first checkpoint. Request help and the wagies will answer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No ones gonna help carry me to 400 mate. I wouldn't put peeps through that anyway.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can do it. We can do it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I die too much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                people with these names always end up dying the most, it's like some sort of curse or they just suck, they probably just suck

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually ran into an opponent called TeamdumbAF in Hammerhead Zones. All they did was roll in a straight line from spawn and died repeatedly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and ruin my trade mark?

                What causes it?

                Skill issue

                Then stop deep diving into salmon territory and actually pan your fricking camera around. You shouldnt be putting yourself in positions where the only way to survive is to swag out with precise usage of squid roll armor

                >Then stop deep diving into salmon territory
                I do?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                squid roll

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What causes it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then stop deep diving into salmon territory and actually pan your fricking camera around. You shouldnt be putting yourself in positions where the only way to survive is to swag out with precise usage of squid roll armor

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I only come on this hellscape rarely, but I'll have wednesday free by and large. You give me a time frame and I'll be here anon. I really do not give a remote shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this was the group that got 6 golds
                That smarts.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                suck it down b***h boi.
                also nearly forgot my ritual post.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the clique*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the dick*

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's so real
      I remember when they announced it I was like "oh it will just be zombies but easier"
      BOY WAS I WRONG

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the baby kissing the fish
      kawaii c:

      Her face looks painted on instead of actually a part of her anatomy

      The danger of trying to translate the sketchy band doodles that don't follow typical Splatoon anatomy rules to 3d. I'd love to see them try to make an npc out of the spaghetti guy from Bottom Feeders.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That actually doesn't seem that bad, just have the spaghetti noodles kinda wiggling around. It'd be hard to make it not look accurate since he's just a slightly more human shaped Tangela

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    on your app go to work then go to opponents splatted

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, I’m not dealing with your bullshit.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play freelance earlier
    >get matched with a top tier group
    >get superbonuses and a boss kill in just 3 games with an average of 150 eggs
    good rotation tbh

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Return of the weekly PB starts in 15 minutes
    3 rounds of each: Turf War -> Splat Zones - Tower Control -> Rainmaker -> Clam Blitz
    First come, first serve. See you there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boy, I can't wait to not play.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fought a guy with a 13 streak in series. It went as bad as you would imagine.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Callie a bad cook? Or is she the only person keeping Marie and Captain Three fed?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PB is open, get your asses in here.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tourney clique PB
    Why would I want to play with a bunch of homosexuals that kicked out one of their own for better players?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick off, that leak last night proved what's been said for ages.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down there Str1d3r you'll get over it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down, Nauice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didnt get kicked he literally had something come up

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”Oops, all gold aerosprays!”

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the true cycle is thinking a rot is good but still getting salty because of freelancers

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Koshien (JP Splat tourney) is starting soon.
    If there's a content extension for the game, there's a good chance it'll get announced at the end of the event, as the previous ones have had announcements.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5+ revives
    Always a red flag

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Koishen is live b***hes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these small japanese children would beat the shit outta me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can take them

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Splatoon 2.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PB so private you never see the invite

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its full chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i havent done one of these in forever. do we do them weekly?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tourneygay exclusive event

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when is the tourney

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          April 13 unless I'm mistaken.

          i havent done one of these in forever. do we do them weekly?

          We try to, but various events over the past few weeks have prohibited it. We try to be regular.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Constant wipes before the last round
    >Missing the quota be two or more
    >Idiots being idiots
    >Repeat for days at a time
    I can't do it anymore bros. Salmon Run is full of mouth breathers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus never post this horrific trash ever again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        forcedSOVL...

        >those disgusting hands
        >that fricked up left leg

        Why?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking look at it dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      forcedSOVL...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love this homie, he knows how to play
        not like SOMEONE I know....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those disgusting hands
      >that fricked up left leg

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dramagay starts replying to himself and stirring shit again

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IP count didn't increase

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you see the IP count now? It's so fricking stupid they removed it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IP count will never increase again

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's baseball season lads, you dressing your squid in appropriate gear?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I need more baseball squid art

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ew an octo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't afford to be too choosy, I just want cephalopods in baseball uniforms

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I'd like more of that., too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is basically the extent of what I have outside of in-game screenshots.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They should just make a Splatoon Baseball spinoff since they stubbornly refuse to do another Mario Baseball.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been saying that. Super Sluggers but Splatoon would be awesome.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently the squids having square fingers is an intentional design choice instead of usual Nintendo low poly frickery, which I find interesting.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Losing a wave because the team moron got assigned the weapon that requires more than two brain cells to use effectively
    I haven't played 3 but is this still a thing in Salmon Run?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not just a thing, but way worse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but there's a couple ways to "mitigate" it
      >if you get to a high enough EVP rank, you can start the next rotation on that map at a higher rank, which allows you to skip playing with the absolute worst players
      >you can play with the pool here who are mostly decent at salmon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Basically when there's any charger in rotation you should just plan to play man down with Freelancers

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Side Order of Frye to go with tonight's dinner.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright everyone, that's it for the PB. Thanks for coming out and we'll most likely see you next Friday.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHECK YOUR MAP AND DESTROY THE BEACONS
    have you ever wondered "mmh why is the enemy team coming in so quickly after they die but have no cooler???" "why is this octobrush coming out of god knows nowhere after i kill them?"
    may i introduce to you: opening the fricking map and destroying the beacons!!!!!!!
    ITS A MIRACLE IF YOU JACK OFFS GOT YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND CHECKED FOR BEACONS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have not checked the map since the first game. Nintendo needs to bring back duel screens if they expect me to use it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      Go back to Splattit gaygos.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the clique so much its unreal

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    reminder
    if pool clique carried you to gold, thats a fake badge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nekolumbus...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats not me

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I swear almost every game I play some dude has Respawn Punisher now what the frick is going on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “Have you not watched [ECELEB]’s new video? They say it’s meta now so you have to run it!”

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please for the love of god, stop dying so much already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 seconds left
    >We have the lead!

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triple Inkstrike is so moronic, I just kinda toss those shits randomly and almost always get at least one kill out of it.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you main triple splashdown, you didnt beat splatoon 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Triple Splashdown isn't even in Return of the Mammalians

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her face looks painted on instead of actually a part of her anatomy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The lighting is weird in the tableturf dialogues

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It looks the same in the shop

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You look the same in the shop.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good cause I look great

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post your freshest fit right now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm too lazy to fire the game back up.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6-loss streak in ranked
    >procede to play some salmon run
    >3 defeats
    maybe I am the shitter

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the closest weapon to a bloodborne trick weapon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S Blast? Splatanas? Brellas?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ultrastamp

        >Answer turns out to be the one I already use
        huh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What was it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vanilla Wiper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ultrastamp

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this weapon like you wouldnt believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being able to just shred shit with it in SR that literally no other weapon can feels so good
      >Flipperfloppers just fricking die, no splat zone capture needed
      >Can dispose of Maws without even using a bomb
      >What Big Shot lmao
      And that's not even getting into how it can solo Kings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the stock Heavy Splatling and the Heavy Edit. The Hydra's just a little too slow for my liking.

      Anyway, what's the GrizzCo Gear for next month?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, it's been one of my all-time favourites ever since it was revealed in S1. I love that it has Booyah Bomb, but hate how it's fallen completely out of relevancy and viability. It desperately needs a buff, but I know that buff is never going to come.

      It feels unfair that they force it to be so fricking SLOW, for no real reason. Would it really be so bad if Hydra was strong?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. A faster Hydra would shit OK the rest of the game in a way no other weapon could since it can shred from all ranges not just further away.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that there are people who actually went with mint chip

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How in the blue FRICK was the Splatfest not Vanilla/Chocolate/Strawberry? Japs are so fricking moronic I swear.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because we had a chocolate fest months prior, would be a bit redundant. Also mint chip is apparently big there so of course they’d choose it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Japs choose white chocolate
          >Japs choose mint chip
          Suck an entire bag of dicks Japan your tastes are fricking awful

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Man, people were so made at White Chocolate. It swept every catalog too.

            That was a fun Splatfest.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >White ink
              Wait, was anyone actually surprised they win? The sweep was a surprise, but the win was obvious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I did.

      ?si=0bvAHicW3UPw_m0n

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend 5000 for daily pull
    >Get a pose dupe
    Thanks for the free 1000G I guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >each additional gacha pull after your first one costs THIRTY FRICKING THOUSAND coins per
      >the loot pool is so unbelievably massive and polluted with so much worthless fricking garbage that you're pretty much completely fricked if there's anything specific (not even a gold or silver) that you want to get from it
      This shit is so moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >each additional gacha pull after your first one costs THIRTY FRICKING THOUSAND coins per
      >the loot pool is so unbelievably massive and polluted with so much worthless fricking garbage that you're pretty much completely fricked if there's anything specific (not even a gold or silver) that you want to get from it
      This shit is so moronic

      You know what bugs me?
      I got 99 EXP tickets, both large and small. I get dupes in the machine all the time. But no compensation. You pull a ticket, it goes into the void. No nothing. The entire system is crap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could convert my snails into cash or gacha pulls. I have literally nothing to spend these things on.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filter list 5.0 has been released: https://rentry.org/pools_closed
    This update adds more filters and experimental/optional filters (disabled by default, read the guide to use them).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first name is Laphi
      He did nothing wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is my name there? is this a bad thing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s there because youve been namedropped before. Now if someone does it again their post will be hidden

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's bad

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what are we thinking lads? Are they actually gonna give us a content extension?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We still have 2 more months of this season then the "last" season. We aren't gonna know for a little while

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, with how they just dumped all the Splatoon 2 Gear in and only added in 1 Ranked Stage, I honestly don't think they have much left this around.

      They're either working on a new Animal Crossing or Splatoon 4.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's Animal Crossing I feel like that's actually a point in favor of Splatoon 3 getting at least a little bit of extra content since Splatoon 4 likely wouldn't be out until like 2927/2028 at that point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Both are definitely huge franchises so its hard to say which will get priority but my gut tells me Splatoon 4 will come before the next Animal Crossing game. Splatoon has quicker turnaround between games than AC, and can be released half empty and added to later. AC tried that model hit idk if they’ll keep it. New Horizons also was delayed even before the pandemic. Animal crossing seems to need more time in the oven. Splatoon also has a lot of momentum and they might want to keep that going, especially in Japan. Animal Crossing is huge in its own way of course but it just seems like it will be put on the back burner again, just my gut feeling

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Almost no map is that bad. If you're losing, it's usually due to shitty randos. Only one that elicits that reaction from me is the fricking boat. There are people who say spawning grounds, but that's just ridiculous.

            >Animal crossing seems to need more time in the oven
            And yet it didn't even manage to come out half-baked. Quarter baked, more like it.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's she bonking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agent 4 for messing around with Off The Hook.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does putz12 use splatlandian youth for his splashtag? if so, i got him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop griefing, redacted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >intentionally fricking over your hydra
      massive fricking Black person.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in that webm 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          me too 🙂

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't remember. Does rerolling apply brand bias or drinks? I need chunks and I don't want to deal with salmon run at the moment.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scooty booty man drew Space Ghost interviewing Shiver
    Reaching levels of based previously thought not possible.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are they kinki

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh. Gold power? Kin-ki

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet they could kick my ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe even in Splatoon.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fail game by 1 egg
    >end up having most power eggs, golden eggs, and least deaths by a significant margin
    Sometimes I feel spoiled by playing with you guys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the difference between playing with freelancers and playing with the pool is like heaven and hell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally, got my damn daily win. With a joe kill and 3 silvers, to boot. Took like five tries.

        You wouldn't think it would be so drastic but the gap is so jarring. Whatever one says about the pool, at least you can count on most players here to accomplish the essentials. Inking ground, focusing on either eggs or boss killing, staying alive for longer then 5 seconds at a time. Damn near 600 VP and still getting these kinds of people.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when is next salmon rotation?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you must live

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty dead tonight. Gotta wait till springfest for more activity, I look forward to the stupid choices. Good night, don't go forgetting veemo is the sweetest little thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't go forgetting veemo is the sweetest little thing
      Woomy is sweeter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lies

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I cope with weapons I adore concept-wise being so objectively shitty that losses are all but guaranteed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pic unrelated? You'd have a point if it was that recycled brella. This thing as disappeared completely compared to every other weapon added this season.
      I don't know what they were thinking with that sub and special combination.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would more HP fix the new brella?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          more hp and make the shield launch a few frames slower so flaring is viable
          but I get that the point is not to flare. That's juat not too good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s fine as-is, just that it’s very much a weapon that only does well in the right mode/map. It just isn’t an easy weapon to play, gotta really git gud for results

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a dream they announced two more seasons. With a really janky version of inkstikes that would fire them off automatically like Temta Missiles.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting over four minutes for just one challenge match
    This game is dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to play squidgame at 8am on a Saturday
      Nobody's awake yet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't an issue a year ago

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you eat anything they serve at the slop stand in gsme?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ehh, only if I could order the food from Splatoon 2.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really love shrimp but Christ dipping them in chocolate? What the frick lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is what your squid wife would make for you
        Is it even worth it then?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The novelty of the squishy hugs would make up for it

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite brand, Ganker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toni Kensa

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only cool Kensa stuff was the weapons, basic b***h black and white gear is boring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      annaki

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GrizzCo has the best hat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You only say that because you love SR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Takoroka

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clothing: SquidForce, Grizzco
      Weapons: Custom

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatoon's movement, space control, and complete lack of aim assist make it one of the most skill based shooters available on the market
    >the cartooney aesthetic makes the mainstream dismiss it out of hand
    A tragedy

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone help me please. I play glooga, dread, and zimi, how the hell do I deal with nautilus?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't, hope you have a team mate who can

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In order for a Naut to make the most of its abilities, it needs turf to swim in. Take control of the turf and you will stifle its movement. Of course it's still very strong, but things that can outrange it or sneak up on it make it vulnerable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know people were shitting on the Naut getting Splashdown but it's seemed pretty good in the few times I've tried using it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bit of a mixed reception.
        Splashdown is honestly more of a newb killer than anything. In practice it's a lot like reefslider in that it winds up getting you killed sometimes without even getting any trades. Except Splashdown can't cheese zone so it doesn't even have that niche.

        Still, despite the special's weaknesses, this weapon is still strong having a suction bomb and the main weapon is just strong by itself. Arguably the vanilla kit is a bit stronger and has more synergy with the weapon itself, plus inkstorm got buffs. The naut isn't really going to want to be charging on the front lines with a splashdown, it likes to hang more at mid range. Point sensors are nice for it as well with a cheap cost, and have seen an increase of usage just due to how useful marking can be.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >consistently delete 3/4 opponents in 2 secs with my sploosh
    >team never capitalized
    I got a wipeout, inked the podium and spammed "This Way" 40 times and these 3 homosexuals were doing god knows what for 10 seconds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should watch the replay from their perspective for extra rage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just had pretty much the same experience. Got a triple and the Rainmaker was still lying behind me popped and unclaimed, like what in the absolute FRICK are you morons doing? After the push stalled eventually had to get another double then just grab the thing myself and dunk it, like frick man I swear half the time people in Ranked modes misclicked and still think they're playing Turf War or some shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think part of the problem is these people have no situational awareness. They don't understand the basics of 'push after you've clearned out the enemy'. They dont know if the enemies been cleared out, they don't pay attention to the player count at the top of the screen. They dont know what they should be doing at any time so they just run around like headless chickens. They're probably afraid to grab the rainmaker because they don't know what to do with the thing so just hoping someone else does it.

        It's either that or they grab the rainmaker the second it pops and try to rush it everytime even if your team is down three guys. And yeah, a lot of these people playing the challenges don't seem to have ever touched a ranked mode before, they might not even realize this is a rainmaker specific challenge. It very well could have been their first time playing it. Even in X rank sometimes you'll see people skip the first checkpoint of a Rainmaker to go for the final goal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite is watching some moron on my team try to run the Rainmaker back into our base to "defend" it when there's still like two minutes on the clock.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Retreating with the rainmaker is a common newb mistake. Even the game will flash "Don't retreat!" in bright letters, but these frickers gotta learn the hard way if they learn at all.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In general it’s a viable but risky move. Taking advantage of it has given me some clutch wins
            >RM
            >Enemy team gets a strong early lead and immediately go defense
            >It’s almost impenetrable, can’t make any headway past the checkpoint
            >Last minute of the game
            >Someone on the opposing team grabs the rainmaker and tries to run out the clock bringing it back into their base
            >This puts them at a number disadvantage
            >13 seconds left
            >Me and another teammate do a hail-mary blitz on the guy with the rainmaker
            >Actually manage to kill him just before the clock runs out
            >OT kicks in
            >Rest of the team rushes in on the rainmaker
            >Pop it and grab it
            >Since they were so deep into their territory we automatically win with the lead
            >Everyone on their team got 15-25+ kills while we could barley manage 5
            >They still lost
            Can only imagine how pissed they were

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think his point is it's moronic to try to stall the rainmaker out when there's that much time left on the clock.

              If the rainmaker has enough time before it self destructs i.e. you grab it in the final 30 seconds, yes you can stall it out. Oftentimes though it's better to just keep it "half popped" in your team's color and stall it by playing a strong defense. Stalling with the rainmaker itself is viable in certain cases for sure, but it does have its own risks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That I understood, just giving my own two cents on said strategy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Last night during TC me and a teammate had the entire enemy team pinned down inside their base, we scored two Wipeouts, they eventually managed to clear us out on their third respawn, and I was so in the groove I hasn't even noticed that the Tower had only moved about 15 points worth during that whole time. I should dig up the replay if it's still there because I am genuinely curious what the other two jackoffs on our team could possibly have been occupied with while me and the other guy were out there slaying our assess off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes people are literally throwing too. If you have that feeling "where the frick is my TEAM???", they very well may just be at spawn dicking around for laughs. I've had it happen a few times.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >people who join games just to throw matches
              Deserve to be dunked into boiling oil

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had a japanese player do that recently. He eventually just stayed at spawn on hammerhead bridge hiding. Rest of the team didn't realize he was throwing but I noticed it very early on by looking at the map and what he was doing. When I found him he started squidbagging and running away.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get the psychology behind it, do they think it's funny. I guess? Thankfully it's a reportable offense.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >people who join games just to throw matches
                Deserve to be dunked into boiling oil

                Remember to thank your Aerospray!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The most useful aerogay player

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s just ranked in general, just gotta get used to it
      >TC
      >Having to stick with the tower
      >Can’t make it past the last few points because of the opposite team constantly harassing me off and nothing being done to stall them
      >”Fine, i’ll do it myself”
      >Hop off and go after the team
      >Manage to solo wipe them in one go
      >”Now that everyone’s dead we can surely get the KO”
      >Tower has moved all the way back to mid because no one even touched it
      >By the time I get back on it their team has respawned
      >Can’t make it past the last few points because of the opposite team constantly harassing me off and nothing being done to stall them
      >Repeat for 5 minutes
      Not worth getting mad at, and good teammates exist

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always funny when it doesn't happen to you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd be fricking fuming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >purple team clearly has the advantage when the gsme ended
      >still lose because they didn't have a Timmy Base Cleaner 5000
      This is why Turf War is an inherently shit game mode

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still lose because they didn't have a Timmy Base Cleaner 5000
        well they also let the other team paint inside their base on top of not properly painting their base (on bluefin no less) so I'd say the loss is pretty deserved

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ranked is far worse. Five minutes of game if no overtime and you lose by KO at the very last second. At least Turf is shorter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This has always been one of my favorite Splatoon images

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Classic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Play like shit
      >Pretty sure you lost
      >You actually won by .1%
      Turf war is simultaneously horrible and amazing. When are they gonna add a second turf queue where people can't run coordinated discord teams?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's pure sex.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hug an Inkling

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go on a win streak because the game gives me teammates above the rank I'm queuing into against enemies that also outclass me thanks to my teammates.
    >Game must now punish me with nothing but losses.
    >Adds insult by making games where I am now one of the better players to drive home the point that I can't carry like my teammates did during my win streak and I deserve nothing but pain.

    I am now reminded why I stopped playing initially. When my likelihood of winning is inversely proportional to my own performance it just feels like the game doesn't even matter. I gotta hope the game will put me in games where I get trashed to be able to get wins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being gatekept by moronic teammates is pretty much every team game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that I am probably one of the moronic teammates that Ganker complains about. If I try turf war where the match making is more lenient, I am much more likely to hold my team back.

        I know it wouldn't be easier, but couldn't you just try and learn to carry?

        I don't have the dedication. I play these games for a month or two at launch, and then come back a few times through the life of the game. I'm just venting that wins feel unsatisfying while loses feel frustration. Honestly, the turf war matches I mentioned before are better since it is at least my negative impact on the game comes through more clearly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seems like a situation where you can't have it both ways. Either you're gonna have to knuckle up and dedicate more time to gittingud or you're just gonna have to accept the idea that you're a casual and roll with the punches.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. I wouldn't worry about the end result so much if you're only booting up the game every now and then for some casual fun. Just accept the outcome for what it is. Yes the game throws harder challenges at you the better you do, but overcoming those challenges is part of the fun

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You certainly aren't wrong. It just seems at this point there should be better match making algorithms rather than huge pendulum swings.

            This. I wouldn't worry about the end result so much if you're only booting up the game every now and then for some casual fun. Just accept the outcome for what it is. Yes the game throws harder challenges at you the better you do, but overcoming those challenges is part of the fun

            Also good advice that I could not argue against despite frustration.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The current MMR Glicko 2 system is fricky because it's based around more of a 1v1 type setting. It's easier to determine one's individual power when they're the only person on one defined side against one other person. As a team dynamic is where MMR suffers. You could have a shit player get carried which artificially raises their MMR. It also does this thing where it will pair someone with a high MMR with people with low MMR and then average it out. So you got a 1900s power and three 1600s power and that averages the group MMR into the 1700s or something, which can lead to fricky results. This particular algorithm just wasn't designed with team play in mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know it wouldn't be easier, but couldn't you just try and learn to carry?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    needs more butts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are better butts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going to be picky then you need to show me what kind of butts you want to see

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            octo butts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ywn be an adolescent squid surrounded by young sweaty female teammates looking to blow off steam after a hard Tay of Turf Warring
            Jesus fricking Christ I desire death

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They continue to get away with it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's nice that a huge ass is unlockable, but we all know that this butt exclusively belongs to Eight. She earned it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Marina took the time to exhaustively model Eight's ass in the virtual world

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not necessarily. People got dragged into the memverse, like Acht.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but it's funnier that way

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean sexier

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Eight's palette is ostensibly about restoring their memories
              >reward is Dedf1sh lore
              Is there some kind of connection between between these two?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe they were slamming clams.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they played clam blitz together?

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Goo Tuber
    >No ordinary fricking pistols
    Every rotation in a nutshell.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wastes a full minute going for some moronic 1v4 flank
    >cant even get a trade off it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking dumbass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you got the FLAR image in the corner there?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          danke

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she high or moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her own neurotoxins have rotted her brain, not so much high as actual brain damage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you think she can't be both

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Some stupid jap delivers the Rainmaker to our own goal
    >lose
    WHY THE FRICK WOULD YOU THROW WHEN WE'RE IN THE LEAD YOU SLANT EYED MORON

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude with a tri stringer
    >pointing it straight down as he inked
    >walked right past me
    I almost felt bad for splatting him as it might have actually been a kid.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have the one with Pearl smoking a giant cigarette?

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Acht is wearing anything under her dress?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no-pan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone already checked, it’s spats. But I choose to believe there’s nothing, because it makes me hard.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally did it...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I played well and got good teammates i guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carry me with ya next time.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need Zon gf...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad they're all dead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        marina's saving them
        ...right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're gonna have some serious repopulation work on your hands, theyve had like five losing wars in the past ten years.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that there are people who actually chose team cat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dog killed 3 baby bunnies today and maimed a fourth. :^(

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cats were robbed

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play the game to level up catalogue
    >remember you will get awful teammates no matter what mode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that better or worse than having no motivation to play at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        worse because I have fun with the game but awful matchmaking with teammates just kills my desire to do good in a match

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      play Series. youre probably in C- rank so should be some free points until you get to S+

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys cliquegays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are the cliquegays anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think there's anybody called cope in the pool

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think there's anybody called cope in the pool

        I'm about to namedrop everyanon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do it gayet!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gooneytunes

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to play some X battles today, still havent done my clam placements
    >match 2: teammate charger accomplishes absolutely nothing. disconnects. we lose
    >match 5: oppo brush accomplishes absolutely nothing. disconnects. we win
    clown world. clown game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cleanest webm ive seen from this game in a while

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No kidding, my own gameplay looks less smooth than this video.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No kidding, my own gameplay looks less smooth than this video.

        yeah, anon's got the switch 2 early or something or he cleaned it up in editing or something

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    salmon at rotation?

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rotation at salmon?

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at salmon rotation?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rotation at salmon?

      rotation salmon at?

      I'll probably make a room

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rotation salmon at?

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >come back to Splatoon after a long break
    >look up all the shit I missed
    >every other video has people b***hing about screens
    So does splattercolor screen actually cause accessibility issues or are people complaining just to complain again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People are complaining to complain again, even then devs nerfed it from all the backlash. It's literally useless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people complaining just to complain again?
      Yes.
      they got over it real fast. Nintendo balanced it by making the effect dimmer but the outrage has passed over. Nobody cares anymore. I still like to use it in hopes that it causes someone to have a panic attack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So does splattercolor screen actually cause accessibility issues
      not really, at most it did irritate some people
      >are people complaining just to complain again?
      yes, all the people making a huge stink about it weren't even affected or even know anyone affected

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It does for colorblind players. Found a color lock setting you were comfortable with? Too bad lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't let myself get hit by the incredibly slow moving giant screen, simple solution

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe but frick it bro. Its an awful special that blinds your teammates

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Its an awful special that blinds your teammates
        this is the real problem, it should be transparent for your team

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well it definitely "works" on me and I dont think I have any crippling disabilities. Its just an anti-fun special all around, you hate to see anyone on either team using a kit with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s a nothing exp burger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virtue signaling all the way down.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start using the Tentatek
    >wins start piling up
    It really is that easy huh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why aren't you using the octoshot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I don't like how it looks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          awful taste, octoshot looks infinitely better

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't like the colors, sorry. All the Order weapons look like plain boring shit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Octoshot isn't an order weapon newbie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know it's not but it's got the same basic b***h color scheme

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Order Weapons are pure white.
                Octoshot is black+your color
                Wait, dont tell me youre having trouble unlocking it ohohohohohohoho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like the way (You) look

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone still want to fish?

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sup reefbro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yo sup
      wild first shift

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7 deaths

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon Run giving out shit catalog EXP and no player level EXP is complete horseshit.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need translation on these moonrunes this looks very cute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They want to play house with Shiver.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh this the poop guy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not my fault the guy that draws scat also draws some nice asses from time to time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too leggy to be Pearl

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Much better

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They probably explained this and I just didn't read it, but what does the squares above the Tones mean?
    Like why does the green one have 2 lit up meanwhile the orange one has 3?
    Is it like Rarity of the tone?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They represent how close you are to completion of that particular chip in the collection book
      You need to stack 5 color chips of an ability to a single pallet during a single run to get three squares so Acht, Marina and Pearl comment on the ability in the collection log

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sheldon Challenge right after Rainmaker Challenge
    I'm too spent for this

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ggs

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your player level at Ganker? I'm at 78 currently.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      200

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      88

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      98

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      75 apparently

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just reached 100

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      461, wanna see if I can get to 500 by the next season

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        screenshot NOW

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At what point do the points required for levels start increasing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally WHO

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG salmon crew only wanted to do 1 king frick spawning grounds

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my beloved Heavy Splatling ended up with Wavebreaker and Kraken
    Thankfully the main weapon is great because Christ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wavebreaker is nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wavebreak is a decidedly mid special. Not completely terribly but not something you're gonna turn the tide of a match with either.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my crutch weapon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This image makes me want some pure aesthetic accessories to equip like that bandaged knee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you now remember they chickened out on adding scares freckles and moles as customisation options for whatever reason

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe splat4.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >scares
          boo I meant scars if it wasn't obvious

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's why they should have ability loadouts to equip so you can wear whatever you want. That way they can add pants, accessories, masks as a seperate slot, etc.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is every time I go to Spawning Grounds with what SHOULD be good weapons.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    April looks to start off with some decent shifts. Maybe I'll ask for help after all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That upcoming Sockeye rotation is looking tasty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That upcoming Sockeye rotation is looking tasty
        >tasty
        you cannot fool me, this anon is a salmon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about anon? It's not like we even post on Ganker

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all random bone rattle next weekend
    Kino

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cursed match

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn dude drew a pentagram at base

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he drew 2 and you can see part of a third that was painted over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was the enemy team trying to summon a demon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted to summon the spook that appeared during the Deepcut fest. The one I posted and someone cropped.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man imagine how many fricking weapons Splatoon 4 will have by the end of its run if they don't end up trimming anything.

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I want for Splat4 is a real character creator and map voting.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Steel Eels being the most infuriating boss again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No other boss can just completely checkmate you the way a Steel Eel can.
        >tfw the Steel Eels centipede up out of the water so their weak points are perfectly protected by other Steel Eels

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're the only boss I have to look out for on shore when I hear the boss alert horn

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were kind of asking to get knocked down when you went all the way to the corner for no reason, knowing there was a flyfish right in front of you.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just had a really bad SR session and I'm gonna namedrop a random player from last year just to help with my own cope.

    Kiki, you're a fricking homosexual who gives up if your team loses objective for a single second, and you don't have the decency to disconnect, instead staying back at spawn and 'staying active' so you won't get your just deserved timeout. You're one of only three players that I've ever blocked these past 7 years, and now you'll only get to live rent free in my mind for the foreseeable future, you fricking c**t
    alright that feels better thanks for reading blog

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to carry, Luis.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread must be Olive Garden cuz you guys keep serving copypasta.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frye's head looks like an Olive Garden meatball

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread's still alive
    I'll be a monkey's uncle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bottons on Iso Padre's outfit look make it look like he's got a giant pair of eyes on his chest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just silly.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek at Marina's sunken in ass head without her hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey arnold head shiver
      >whopper frye
      both hideous

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hey arnold head shiver
        I've heard this before, but don't see it at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Squid Sisters are closer to having a hey arnold head than Shiver, Shiver has probably the most normal head shape here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pearl is so fricking ugly holy shit

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shooters deserve bias because they're the most fun weapon type.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how pearl and shiver heights would be the same if it wasn't for deep cut gigantic heads

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with the undercover brella in SR.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who said there was? It's an amazing SR weapon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The pic has the shit rotation as being 4 undercover brellas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We honestly need some meme rotations like that.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got the Hightide Era tee in the shops today
    Hey, not bad. I think this is the first new band shirt I've gotten say day 1 gave me the Chirpy Chips tee.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR room going up at rotation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well well well, look at your, Mr. Daredevil. Nice get.

      Sounds good, I'm liking the look of the weapon loadout. Even if heavy edit doesn't quite have the range I like in a splatling.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in!

          Wait for me!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all gloopsuits
            This is how it should be.

            Too late!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          open up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's full

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in!

          [...]
          Wait for me!

          >Missed
          Didn’t expect folks to hop on so quick. Guess its freelancing this rotation…

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            host up. more people are on

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, I must serve penance for my tardiness. If you can’t be on time with the best of them, you can’t fish with the best of them. Such is the nature of the pool and salmon run

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                god damn dont tell me the clique shitposting is this fricking real

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was always real. The good players avoid playing with bad players.
                You need a good reputation for them to join you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have several 999s but I dont play here often any more. I guess I need to join whatever discord theyre in

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey look, hiro changed the board’s name to “gullible”! Take a look!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope cliquegay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I invite you to share one piece of evidence of this “clique”. And I mean evidence, not “they join high vp rooms only!!!”

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And I mean evidence, not “they join high vp rooms only!!!”
                how's this not evidence cliquegay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it’s he said she said. Show me the real evidence, show me the hidden chat room. C’mon, you have that right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i only join specific rooms hosted by specific people and refuse to join or host any others but its totally not a clique
                its already over. these threads are unsalvageable at this point

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope bottomgay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the entire gimmick of heavy edit is that its full charge is strong but you dont really have time to get the full charge a lot of the time in SR

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I really like the heavy edit. It has a longer charge time for 2 bars than the heavy splatling, but a steady charge curve instead of a faster second bar, and certainly MUCH better than the hydra in that regard. It also has most of the full charge firepower that the hydra has. The nautilus is still my favorite splatling, though.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 sr

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man, that was bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, what went so wrong

      bad first shift?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really needed someone to deal with the stinger there at the end.

        Second, actually. Just started and already the game's being a c**t.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >game's being a c**t.
          literally git gud anon
          >blaming the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We just had the game throw 2-3 steel eels at us at the basket, big shots, and so many flyfish/stingers. Bet your ass I'm blaming the game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just started and already the game's being a c**t
          lol My first shift with pool this rotation was also real messy, but we managed to clear it. You did clear that wave right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I'm doing horribly tonight.

            Which wave?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              shit I meant shift

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These are my first games tonight.

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, what went so wrong

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys we could have just started with 3.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting to have fun on Spawning Grounds
    First mistake

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Jap Koishen, they like the Heavy Edit as their Cooler weapon it seems like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isnt that turf war?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, for some reason the Japs are obsessed with it

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >charger
    >brella
    >charger
    >brella
    This challenge can suck my ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can deal with chargers but scopes and Goo Tuber need to frick off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Twice I got scopes, but the one time I didn't (splat charger) I got 10 splats surprisingly. Still lost. And we had 2 Clash Blasters.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the actual shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is 4 plotting

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Freelancing
    >Waves going terribly, almost nothing but shore bosses
    >Terrible choho wave on top of it
    >Get gold
    >Finally get my silver big shot badge as well
    I thought tonight would end terribly what the hell?

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post recent webms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You lived because the dude trying to shoot you was an actual child

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That may be true, but that flick felt good to pull off

        too lazy to make a webm so I'll just post this

        Nice tech
        get off sticks though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >get off sticks though

          No

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your loss man

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >your loss man
              I'm competent enough so it doesn't really bother me

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't take long to get used to and it will make you better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know I'm just too stubborn to change

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too lazy to make a webm so I'll just post this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it feel like we're at HML?

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >comm error
    This is becoming a disturbing trend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we're open again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >someone took it in the 2 seconds took to do it.
        To hell with it, I'm done.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oops

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we're back open

          again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well that was fast, I was still dicking around and doing other shit in-game.

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey people are willing to play with my shitter ass so they can't be all that bad

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >put all the smallfry mudmouths on complete opposite ends of the map multiple times
    Frick off

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So where's the sign up sheet for the tournament?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It ended this past Friday.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I didn't see any post on it being over, oh well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I didn't see any post on it being over, oh well

      https://forms.gle/TZihNnwb5t1LhQfMA
      They’re not closed :^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fixed! :^)

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No seriously, what the shit is happening tonight?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suffering

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we get another round like that, I straight up quit. The unstable connection is bad enough without the onslaught of stingers, flyfish, and big shots.

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fricking 999 already or something? Is that why this suffering persists?

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, I'm done. This is getting unbearable, between the nightmarish boss spawns and disconnects. You guys enjoy your coho kill, I'm out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enjoy your coho kill
      we lost and got 5 bronze 😀

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at least I got 80k from bonuses

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fresh!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        try again tomorrow

        >your coho kill

        Better than nothing, I suppose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try again tomorrow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your coho kill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /vg/ has better players.

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just let it die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you die.

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Using explosives chips to cheese Combined-Forces(Striking-In-Unison).floor
    Who would've figured the best way to clear the Octoshot palette was not using the Octoshot itself

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cliquegay needs his own clique so he can feel special.

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to this guy. Used to have such a cute and distinctive style. Not only did he let his horrible fetish take over, this is straight up horrible anatomy. It looks like an octoling's upper body was plastered weird human's hips and given weirdly long arms.

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play challenge
    >gives me respawn punisher aero

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone link the filter list pls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Filter list 5.0 has been released: https://rentry.org/pools_closed
      This update adds more filters and experimental/optional filters (disabled by default, read the guide to use them).

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    May as well see what new veemos I can find before the thread reaches Davey Jones' shoe cubby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that veemo gives me a boner

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >veemo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That there's just a vintage image.

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People are surprisingly enamored with smollusk, and for some reason we're only now getting a flood of Parallel Canon art about Agent 4.

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Official concept art of someone needing a hug.

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy is the best one.

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goodnight thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good night, moon.

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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