Splatoon

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    boat incoming
    lets play

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the pool die though? Did everyone go to /vg/?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Game's dead. We'll see what happens come June, but with a new console next year and the year being almost halfway over already(wew lads), nobody is going to give a shit about Splatoon 3. Also, the severe lack of content isn't doing the game any favors. Still no new ranked mode after all this time. X Battles are empty.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    there doesn't need to be constant threads and there's nothing to be said about eggstra work

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know one of the tournament discord gays will probably at least come across this in the archives. I need to know if S liked what I sent him. It's hard shopping for older men.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did you send him you fricking weirdo stalker?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frick boat

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ackshully this is explained, Hylia forced the Zoras to evolve into Rito after Hyrule's flooding so that nobody could reach the flooded Hyrule

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No the water was uninhabitable to them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Zelda one makes at least a little more sense. The Zora were a freshwater species, so they obviously aren't gonna be happy trying to breathe in salty ocean water.
      I less sure about why the squids just dissolve in water, though. I get that it's for gameplay purposes, but what are the evolutionary advantages of becoming entirely ink-based and unable to swim, especially when all the other sea life evolved to be just fine both on land and in water?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's been pretty much retconned that they can't swim is all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I get that it's for gameplay purposes
        Even from that perspective it's moronic. Splatoon never needed death pits. Death pits in multiplayer shooters are mainly there for when knockback attacks let you to do cheeky kills by pushing enemies to their death. But Splatoon doesn't have any knockback attacks to begin with.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >But Splatoon doesn't have any knockback attacks to begin with.
          invincible specials like kraken can be knocked back

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >invincible specials like kraken can be knocked back
            Yeah til they do the surge attack.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              surge attack didn't exist in 1

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ah frick misread it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >invincible specials like kraken can be knocked back
            Yeah til they do the surge attack.

            surge attack didn't exist in 1

            Ah frick misread it.

            In any case was pushing krakens into death pits to deal with them a thing that happens?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              would probably only happen if they were on a ledge near a pit

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You could lure them into the grates at camp triggered in splat1. Never will forget that time someone popped it while standing on it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I've had that happen to me pretty funny

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                oooo I'll have to remember that.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't played Splatoon 1, but I something that happened to me a few times in Splatoon 2 is getting bumped off the stage while in Baller.
              So, it's something to keep in mind in all three games. And especially in Salmon Run. The knockback from lessers can be stupid sometimes.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Happened all the time in the first game after all the nerfs to Kraken and Bubbler basically turned them into ping pong balls. Bubbler in particular would get pushed back a lot by just about anything so sending them into the drink or at least off the ledge onto a lower level so they lost progress was a viable strategy on stages that allowed it.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how about i gun you down in your own home sobriquetrogue and dreamcassette

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's boat again.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whos the octotwink poster

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think the octotwink poster and the yeb shota poster get along

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >have to do another rank up battle to get back to S
    I ain't going through that nightmare again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with you. Frick this rank up system. You have to be autistic enough to keep your up every 3 months. And you have to go through rank up battles every season just to get to where you were last season. It really is the gayest shit. It makes you have to play more than you want to and it sucks.

      Had a 360 second queue in Series in A+ today too. Game is so dead, no someei go through either giant win or lose streaks.

      The maps are small and gay too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, I found out you keep your rank if you have high enough points before the Season ends.

        I've been staying in S Rank for the last three Seasons after hitting over 800 points, I wasn't demoted to A.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I've been staying in S for several seasons regardless of points, I'm fairly certain it's because I once hit s+0 literal minutes before the season ended
          still haven't played a single X rank match because I can't be assed getting back up there

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can't tell if you're lying or not

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon
    boat is awful

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ggs
      and agreed

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GGs, Salmon. Smooth games for the most part. Gold is always a win

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ggs NICE coho slaying

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is it Luigi.
    22 days until Sizzle Season 2024, the final season of Splatoon 3, begins. The trailer will drop next week, probably Tuesday at the earliest.
    With that being said...
    >What did you think of Fresh Season 2024? How does it compare to Fresh Season 2023?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      one of the game's weaker seasons
      still better than chill '22

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >This is it Luigi.
      >22 days until Sizzle Season 2024, the final season of Splatoon 3, begins. The trailer will drop next week, probably Tuesday at the earliest.
      >With that being said...
      >>What did you think of Fresh Season 2024? How does it compare to Fresh Season 2023?
      this is your last chance to play with the pool before 99% of the anons will quit playing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >this is your last chance to play with the pool before 99% of the anons will quit playing
        There's still gonna be the final big run and the final splatfest

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This Season was ok. The only thing I really cared about was the Season 2 Gear coming back.

      Airport's fine, but I gotta play more Tower Control on it. I like the changes to Undertow.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I only played the first season of the game and even then it was mostly Salmon Run.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone playing eggstra work this weekend?
    Fission and Bonerattle look to be getting great rotations as always.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone playing eggstra work this weekend?
      yeah but only for the capsules

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You always play for capsules. I need gold!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I played for gold the first two times, and got it, I don't really care about the sticker so there is not much point to grinding it for me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone playing eggst-
      you know it!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I totally forgot about it, I'll be honest.
      But i'll play (and get gold)

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem,
    It's been a while since we've done this, so we're doing another random weapons PB this friday at 6 PM EST. Use https://splat-rand.seventh-tech.com/
    to get your random weapon selection.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh? Its not going to be passworded?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why would it be

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          To keep rabble like me out of course!

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't notice I was replying in a dead thread lel

    [...]

    >"Get a USB cable" he said
    >"It's quick and easy" he said
    >get a usb cable
    >find out it doesn't work through the dock, you still need to dig the console from under the desk
    >find out it doesn't work as normal mass storage drive, you still need to go through a shitclusterfrick of menus
    >find out Nintendo is gay
    >find out OP is a homosexual
    What did they mean by this?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there not a Splatoon anime?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo doesn't really do anime, making manga's cheaper and serves a similar purpose

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo bought their own anime studio last year iirc
      so it could be happening soon (tm)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's less of "anime studio" in the traditional sense and more cutscene/short cg film studio, I think the most we would see out of them would be some cg cutscenes and short films, maybe eventually making a feature length cg film, don't go expecting a typical weekly 2d anime series out of them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because we've been lucky to not get one so far

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Pubbers still don't know how to use Hydra effectively
    >Pubbers still hoard Specials instead of using them to clean the basket zone
    No, frick this.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >next rotation has Inkbrush again
    FRICK OFF

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you rike?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what is Shiver cooking?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    switching over to gyro controls in splatoon 3 fricked me up in totk, muscle memory made me keep subconsciously trying to control the camera with the gyro whilst just walking/running around and shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >TOTK
      I need to finish that one day. Got burned out at the end farming dragon parts to max out everything.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I hated building and fusing shit in that game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It was fun the first couple hrs. Too bad nintendo spent all there time developing that mechanic and not giving us real dungeons.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >It was fun the first couple hrs
            I never liked it. Before the game even came out I decided to build as a last resort but unfortunately you have to use that shit everywhere.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It was fun the first couple hrs. Too bad nintendo spent all there time developing that mechanic and not giving us real dungeons.

          I hate how you can't really manually aim Weapons on your Builds and the Weapon Damage don't scale either. I was so excited to use them to fight Bosses and you just can't.

          Also, Flying parts despawn, which some ol' bullshit, Nintendo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I feel ya, playing Splatoon has made me wish that other 3D games would let you control the camera with motion. I'd play Minecraft with a controller if there was a way I could use gyro aim.
      I appreciate that you can use motion controls to aim your arrows, at least.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm working on getting at least 1 Freshness with every weapon. The Chargers are really gonna drag on for awhile.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just win bro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't five star anything.
      >210,000 more points to go....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good on ya. I did that last season, and it was fun to go through all of the weapons. I feel like I learned a lot, even if I'm still bad at some of them (mainly the chargers lol).
      Just remember, eight straight turf wins will get you one star. I did that with a few weapons, and it's funny to me that they're still sitting in my inventory, barely used, with a 100% winrate.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Eggstra work fricking sucks.
    Theres no incentive to play after 1200 unless you have a coordinated team which is impossible without comms

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >want to grind more scales
    >have to play the boat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      who

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    voting is tomoroooowww
    You guys better get ready to save the wooorrrllldd

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, imma chill

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I might go with shiver

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll save the world with you! I have to fight for the future of all the Video Games and Snacks I believe in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I ain't saving shit, I'm just keep doing the same ol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cliquegay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Save the world is the npc choice, Bucket list is NPC + hedonism, Same ol is the wisdom choice

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If the end of the world really was confirmed coming the move is to get together with loved ones and just ride it out together to the end. Going wild is degenerate shit and would earn you some deserved buckshot.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, none of the upcoming Salmon Run rotations look all that fun.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this rotation looks okay I guess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not all that great. Could be worse but nothing to write home about either

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Platforming between Lids is the most fun thing to do in Salmon Run

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you could paint the top of lids, and do even bigger jumps and squid rolls off of them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if you can take control of the lid and pee on your teammates haha

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Conch farming starts tomorrow lads, I'm planning on going in on it this time around.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the Shell-out Machine. I hate it so much. All I get is Tickets and Stickers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're only technically allowed ten copies of any locker item right? Eventually you should start getting cash refunds

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon Run is the only good mode.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Splatfest voting starts soon! Have you decided on the team you’ll go with?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna punch the disaster in the balls and steal it's wallet. This calamity is both a b***h and a nerd. This world-ending horror's gonna regret ever coming here.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hell yeah, anon!

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate an Inkling

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Boys can't get pregnant!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want to impregnate Namonaki.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    finally found you!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Faker?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here! You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          -I'llmakeyoueatthosewords!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's no time to play games. You won't even get the chance!

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im saving my energy for splatfest so i dont burn out beforehand.
    i should get back into playin to get acclimated with gyro again. that will take a few days

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    give a good splatoon spinoff idea that isn't an xcom clone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Running a Foodstand in Inkopolis and Splatsville.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Woomy's Pro Skater

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jet set radio clone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Soulslike
      Actual full 3D platformer with grappling mechanics and no shooting

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    3922-1313-3427

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's marooner's again
    >hydra which means freelancing will be a nightmare
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I still haven't gotten my bonuses. I don't mind freelancing, but I'll open a room at rotation.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >plaza is shit talking elon
    lmao good frick those homosexuals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're getting pissy because they won't be able to dominate the plaza with their social media followings anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they truly fear that they will lose the ability to shit up the plaza, so they lash out

        Yeah I know it's great

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they truly fear that they will lose the ability to shit up the plaza, so they lash out

        They're finally removing twitter from the Plaza?!
        I only saw news that you won't be able to upload pictures to twitter.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Switch is removing all Twitter and Facebook integration it seems like

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Hallelujah

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Good god finally. That won't get rid of the cancer, but it'll slow its spread.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they truly fear that they will lose the ability to shit up the plaza, so they lash out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dude is a grade-A moron but this is a great result. Finally, those degenerates will no longer have a stranglehold on my town. I hope I never have to see that one fricker ever again.

      I still haven't gotten my bonuses. I don't mind freelancing, but I'll open a room at rotation.

      I sure as hell mind. Randos can't use hydra and I'm not good enough to carry 3 people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How does someone being gay affect you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I spent most of my teenage years getting sexually harassed by a gay dude, it affected me plenty.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because gays like you mention it without being asked.
        Like me telling you I just took a fat shit. Nobody wants to know or cares, but you telling people unwarranted makes them disgusted with you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What did he do?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        twitter api expensive because of him so nintendo doesn't want to do the thing with splat

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Does that mean we're getting Miiverse back?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yes but you'll have to pay extra to use it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It would be so nice if we did.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine all the names we can mention

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ... ceph boys cute ...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Peace was never an option.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This shit's embarrassing anon, I know women rejected you but there's still hope

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Condescending normalgays always amuse me. What, you're that fricking threatened by someone refusing to bend over backwards for pussy? Frick you, moron.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    making salmon room at rotation only doing one king this rotation sucks ass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't somebody else say they were making a room?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There can be multiple rooms, I think

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          At this time? On this rotation? I doubt it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who knows, boat makes people here cluster together because almost everyone in the pool is still preferable to freelancing that place.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick likes eggstra work? Overfishing is gay as hell. What happened to that datamined hard mode thing tied to the elevator? That would have been a fun mode.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      G!!!...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lol not me but while I do hate eggstra work I'm actually going to try and get gold this time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a Salmon Rune Mode where I can bring my own Weapon.

      Eggstra Work gets boring after the first day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Overfishing is gay as hell
      Honestly it's fun when playing with my Gankerros with no pressure attached, getting upwards of 170-180+ eggs on some of these shifts. You get your bonuses way faster too, raining in chunks.

      Eggstra work does suck though. It's not very fun and it's extremely repetitive. Having to suicide because you fricked up a wave or two is funny at first but redoing it from the piss easy wave 1 all over again is just so monotonous. Everything spawning in the same location is also boring. It usually takes me 1-2 hours to get gold so that's about as much time as I'll put into it, but I don't really care at the end of the day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jap discord trannies probably (so they can post their screenshots on twitter)
      it's amazing how they looked at clam blitz, thought "now we need a team only mode for salmon lmao" and just did that because frick you lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They tried twice to turn a co op mode like Salmon Run competitive with EW and the original Big Run scoring system. Completely moronic idea.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Egxtra work is dogshit but I will make a room just to get capsules. I won't even try getting a high score

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, let's get this shitshow over with. Only planning on 1, but might do 2 fatasses if the cards are right.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post more boys.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gooooood damn it

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad it's not just me who suffers on the boat. What a shitshow of a map.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This place is fricking unbearable at times. I do not understand the people that think spawning grounds is on this level of bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's worse

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >shoot the perfect blast at flyfish
        >lid comes in at lightning speed to block it
        Funny, it's usually drizzlers that do that.

        Bait used to be believable.

        They’re both shit

        Meh, I always found spawning grounds passable.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They’re both shit

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >eggstra has hydra/splashdown
    preview of the second kit lol

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'm done GGs guys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Got a 3/4 room.

      GGs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shame, but I get it. Good games, brah.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >killed myself with kraken to clear that high tide
    Totally motherfricking worth it. Okay, I said I was done after one, but that was quick and it's getting a bit better. One more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Got a 3/4 room.

      GGs.

      sorry for leaving you guys but I only intended to do one king because Bloodstained got it's final update and I'm going to check it out thanks for joining and again GGs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. I initially read that as Bloodborne and my mind couldn't comprehend that sentence. Don't know much about Bloodstained other than I been seeing threads about it in recent weeks. Didn't it get a Shantae costume?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Bloodborne
          lmao yeah after six years it FINALLY fulfilled it's Kickstarter shit

          >Didn't it get a Shantae costume?
          yes and it's SEXO they also added a succubus outfit that is also SEXO

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the team I wasn't on got double gold
            At this point I should just stop playing with you guys. Clearly, my presence stops the gold.

            >Kickstarter shit
            Wow, okay. That I wasn't privy too.
            >Pirate's Curse outfit
            Surprisingly based. Was going to call it a fellow KS project but that was HGH.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Game had a shit load of problems (especially on the switch to the point where I had to double dip and get a Xbone version) but it's still a fun game that I frequently play.

              >At this point I should just stop playing with you guys. Clearly, my presence stops the gold.
              stop being a baby

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking boat's gonna boat.

                Why anyone would have an Xbone is beyond my understanding, but at least you're having fun. Should get it already.
                >on sale right now for 10 bucks
                >regular price is 40
                What the shit, I thought it was like a 20 or 30 dollar game.

                >stop being a baby
                Look me in the eye and tell me it's incorrect.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Why anyone would have an Xbone is beyond my understanding
                Bought too many games (some delisted like Soulcalibur II HD) on it to just ditch it

                >What the shit, I thought it was like a 20 or 30 dollar game
                Got both versions on sale so it's whatever

                >Look me in the eye and tell me it's incorrect
                not all the time

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well I'll be goddamned, a gold. Started off pretty crummy but perseverance won tonight. We even got decent randos, that's a rarity. Good work tonight, bois. Glad I played with you.

                I can get that. Forgot 2 HD was even a thing. If I wanna play it, I just dig up the GameCube.
                >not all the time
                Happens enough.

                See you don't bring bad luck. GGs guys.

                We got 1, they got 2. I rest my case. In seriousness, though, it was really nice games.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Forgot 2 HD was even a thing. If I wanna play it, I just dig up the GameCube

                I also have it for the gamecube but I love that game so much I had to get the HD version

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Any shitty things about it? Aside from the obvious absences. Though I suppose it doesn't matter since I never bought it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I never noticed anything wrong while playing and I 100% it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sound good. 100% brings back memories of never fricking getting that last bit of shit in weapon master mode. To date, I have no idea what I did wrong or why I couldn't unlock Lizardman.

                Does that mean we're getting Miiverse back?

                Even if we did, it would likely be a neutered version.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Sound good. 100% brings back memories of never fricking getting that last bit of shit in weapon master mode. To date, I have no idea what I did wrong or why I couldn't unlock Lizardman
                lol bro when I rented it when it came out managed to easily get Lizardman before returning it and I'm shit at fighting games

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Really. You did all of

                >I have no idea what I did wrong or why I couldn't unlock Lizardman
                I found this online

                To unlock Lizardman, you must meet the following conditions:
                Complete ALL Weapon Master Missions, including Extra Missions, have at least Level 72 Experience (Edgemaster Rank), beat Chapter 4 Stage 3 again (after attaining lev. 72+), then complete all Subchapter 2 missions

                in one rental. Sure, why not. At least now I have info, but going to have to put SCII back in to see what I've been missing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It could be two weeks not sure it's been over a decade and I was a teenager with a lot of time but even when I 100% the HD version two or three years ago I unlocked him without any problems

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That would explain it, my rentals were only ever 5 days. Sometimes a full week.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I bought my GameCube at a used game store that was connected to a rental chain like blockbusters and whenever you buy a new console from there they would also give you coupons for a free week game rental for 12 months

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, that's pretty cool. Used to go to Hollywood Video before it was kill. Loved that place, huge selection.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                heh you guessed it the rental chain was a Hollywood videos I forgot what the game store was called though

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Given what I know, guess that shouldn't be a surprise. Nothing like the good old days.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing like the good old days
                yeah...

                GameStop

                pretty sure that place was there before gamestop was even a thing

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Think my Hollywood video store had something called Game Crazy attached to it, if that’s what you mean

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh frick, that's what I was thinking.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                my mind is drawing a blank but it might be that

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Game Crazy
                That name sounds familiar, though I don't recall ever going into one.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                GameStop

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no idea what I did wrong or why I couldn't unlock Lizardman
                I found this online

                To unlock Lizardman, you must meet the following conditions:
                Complete ALL Weapon Master Missions, including Extra Missions, have at least Level 72 Experience (Edgemaster Rank), beat Chapter 4 Stage 3 again (after attaining lev. 72+), then complete all Subchapter 2 missions

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >double gold

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2 GOLD

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TWO (2) GOLD
    gg team gotta go

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ggs

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Finally got off my ass and did another image

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Son of a prostitute, that was 100% my fault. Spent my wail on wave 2 thinking it was wave 3.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Provide for squid thread, don't get migranes it's fricking hell

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    See you don't bring bad luck. GGs guys.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Wave start
    >First spawn
    >Big Shot
    >Instantly fire killer wail
    I need to stop this habit... I don't need it anymore

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only bad thing about the twitter removal is that it's not gonna be easy to get those sweet, sweet splatfest posts off there anymore. But a small price to pay for good old ethnic cleansing.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how are people getting into evp 200+ and not doing simple things like luring, i’ve gotten players who shoot at maws instead of throw the bomb, players with long range weapons straight up ignoring fish sticks, and stingers. they seem clueless

    how do you think salmon run can be tweaked in S4 to avoid players being carried to higher ranks?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      luring is boring

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        WHO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shooting maws is more ink efficient. A freelancer's going to teleport behind you and throw their bomb anyways.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you're carrying something like Hydra that can shred all its HP, probably.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          A full Hydra charge only eats about a quarter of your ink tank and will shred a Maws in one cycle so it's technically more ink efficient than throwing a bomb, but. In order to set fhaf up it has to be targeting someone else and you need the charge already ready, you won't be able to back out kd the circle while holding the charge if it's on you. It's also really fun to shred Maws without using a bomb, same with Floppers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Shooting maws is more ink efficient
        In what world

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    butts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wrong butt

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Join my Eggstrawork room in 13.5 hours.

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frickin' woomys
    in the vegana

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about Eggstra Work. I just want the next Big Run.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't understand what was that brella challenge shitshow even for. Was that another attempt of Nogami to dab on brellas or devs are really that much delusional about them not being aerogay tier?

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    moron devs need to make SR actually give catalog points

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing Salmon for Catalog
      You're the moron here, son.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i don't play salmon for catalog but getting two levels for entire evening of salmon while a single series rotation is like 2-3 levels either is downright insulting
        fricking turf gives way more and anyone pretending that turf is harder than salmon is a complete moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you should take the hint.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The one that devs are homosexual morons? i got it mid 2 probably

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they make big run an automated thing before the game goes into maintenance mode. It would be nice having the occasional invasion.
    Also does anyone know who the artist is for this is, or is it AI?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Likely gonna be something you toggle in private shifts like they did with shifty stations in S2

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully. The could also add the fizzbangs as a toggle for PB's or some of the challenge mode options.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This image stirs something primal and vile in the depths of my being. A hunger for agony

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go ahead, touch them and see what happens

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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