splatoon

She fucking won

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with shiver!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a turf war room NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post the pool

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the pool

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's trans btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally deconfirmed by nintendo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is Nintendo the only modern company that will speak the truth, even if it breaks chud hearts?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        english localization team is not cannon

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An orgy with human men!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Callie, Marina and Shiver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      excellent taste

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Replace the moron with Pearl and then I'll agree

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me…I prefer Marie, Pearl and Shiver

      They are Superior!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Best idols

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exceptional taste in idols.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, though Pearl did grow on me over time, freaky gremlin sex is great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Callie, Pearl, and Paruko

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Paruko

        Her name is Harmony you fucking Weeb!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She was Paruko for a long time before she ever had an ENG name.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% correct.
      And between the three of them it's Callie > Marina > Shiver, but it's an incredibly close race.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't stop me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine posting but bitching MUH POOL
      just leave and stop flooding the thread with your pool playing ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up DEENS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't namedrop you fucking dramaqueen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's already on the blacklist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one cares about you guys, your pool or your blacklist. Go back to discord or pay tribute to our glorious victor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its over for you schizo. we already saw you give up when the threads werent that active, and now youre back because you saw the threads get active again. youre just an attention whore at the nd of the day

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splatfest is over, time to fish.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her time is now!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean "Welcome"? Are we not already living in the era of Shiver? Winning a majority of Spatfests between 3 idols not enough for you? What more do you want you frigid bitch?!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does Shiver smell like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hispanicy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool ranch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rice and green tea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pure, concentrated sex.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old timey Japanese countryside.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you actually think this half life splatfest will have any impact? I feel like only the last one will matter for 4.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means Frye and Big Man teams are quite literally a slave class from here on out. This will be reflected in the writing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based, I want to see Big meme and Crye in chains, working the fields like good little slaves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same here brother. Recieved my 24 snails and the deed to my 10 acres yesterday. I hear the bucks will be arriving as early as next week! We'll have to break them in of course. Exciting times under the new management. Ganker meetup at the execution?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            CruciFRYE ber

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally deboonked by the results dialog. Shiver said she was already the leader and so nothing will change. You can NOT rebunk it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He says as a cartoon ball and chain gradually fades in around his ankle. It's over for you. You shouldn't take what you hear on the news at face value.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was frye's turn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her turn to lose again

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We can only hope now that she's Leader, Shiver will get kidnapped by the Salmonids or Cyborg Marina.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I manage to do this with 3 beacons during a match I wish the person in the middle would explode or something, as extra offensive pressure

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Pearl
    2. Shiver
    3. Marie
    4. Callie
    5. Marina
    6. Frye
    Big Man is barely a character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It goes like this.

      Callie > Shiver > Marina > the rest.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d honestly put Big Man before Frye

      Even as a dumb mascot design he’s still better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ay! (Ey boss, fuck you man)

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A splatfest between Marie, Pearl and Shiver would end in total Pearl domination.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    side order news when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No direct announcement yet
      Maybe thursday?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      along with switch 2 announcement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares about single player content that at most will be one hour long then never played again?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me bro

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/
    Fuck off back to your containment board.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Balders gate 3 threads not entertaining you enough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off back to discord you little twat. We’re talking video games here

        video games? on MY Ganker?

        >>>/vg/

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to your off topic threads gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make me gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I don't think I will

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off back to discord you little twat. We’re talking video games here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      video games? on MY Ganker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh gee sorry did we push your 20th starfield/bg3 thread of the day off the catalog? KEK

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made for human penis.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO SHE DIDN'T THE SPLATFEST WAS RIGGED FRYE WON

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ceh-yope.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eggstra work when, nogami?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably in October.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo employee here, we broke it again.
      Please understand, our small indie team is working their hardest to fix the issue, so it should be ready by the next anniversary.
      Thank you for your understanding.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you want big run but without any good parts?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is problematic. How is nobody here noticing the issue?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tumblr refugees gaslit themselves and each other into thinking they represent the Splatoon fandom and playerbase at large

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marina is literally one of the most popular splatoon characters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ERRRM THAT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE SHE IS A SEXUALIZED DESIGN TO APPEAL TO THE MALE GAZE! EVERYONE KNOWS GAMERS STOP BEING RACIST WHEN BROWN GIRLS ARE ACTUALLY MADE ATTRACTIVE! THE SOLUTION IS TO FORCE MORE UGLY BROWN WOMEN IN GAMES BECAUSE…LISTEN IM ABOUT TO GET IMPOLITE IF YOU DONT FRESH ME

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boy idols in 4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless they want to follow the trend of Korean boy bands it's probably not likely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think one could be a kpop prettyboy but balanced out by a loud brash rockstar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody wants that gay shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Enabling fags
      Single worst idea i’ve heard, and i’ve heard people want salmonids as another playable race

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only one, and at least 2 female idols.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your reaction- Splatoon 4 has 4 idols, but it's back to 2 teams cause it's one idol duo vs another, one 2 girls, the other 2 boys
      "Ok" says Nintendo, "you get your boy group but they have to share screentime with another new girl group.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fags lose every splatfest
        >chuds complain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the gay you're replying to but who would be bothered by sharing screentime when the series already has 3 female only idol groups (sans big man)
        Existing in the game is fine enough. I've liked Spyke well enough all these years, even if he looks worse in 3 I continue having his badge on my banner.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then after testing the waters we get a full on 5 man boyband in Splat5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys fag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i bet you kiss girls, fag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        back to st/ink/ geyyo
        that’s where all the zestylings have to go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes sir, enough femoids.
      Cry more simps

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone loves Shiver, even Frye

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le every female is a lesbian fanart!
      so fucking cringe. tired of this meme
      According to these coomers every fucking fictional character is in a sexual relationship with their accompanying characters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be so fucking gay
        Just enjoy squid sexo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretending every woman is a lesbian with each other does absolutely nothing for me. In fact THAT'S some LITERAL gay shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “They make a cute couple, huh?”
        “They certainly are standing next to each other.”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >toes are blue
      dear god

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wanna play salmon run?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im tired of sharteye station. I wanna play the “new” level. Until then im practicing in PVP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't want to play it but there are bonuses to get

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        room's up

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR room 2/4 starting

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They made a mistake of not only making a girl who's TOO perfect but also pairing her with underwhelming partners tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they used a proper concept design frye would have 30-40% easily

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate that you're right
        Gremlin Frye is fine, but Bitchy Shawty Frye IN Drip is pretty good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tfw no disgusting cohock big man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they could've kept the hair and jacket at the very least. Make her friendly, but a little more grumpy because she's too much like Callie. That would better help set apart Big Man as the goofy happy one that the other two tease.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i want middle row realistic big man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The leg demon next to the octarian drummer is SEX

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope we do get an actual octo-trooper NPC, octarians are cool

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They definitely deserve a better send-off than Return of the Mammalians

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all they had to do was have big titties and her toes out and that would be enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks doc

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pure Sex
    vs
    >Ugly Poo

    Gee I wonder why she keeps winning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the raw truth and poojeeta simps don't want to admit it

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the odds of Frye snapping next splatfest?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None because it's a friendly rivalry thing for fun and not what twitter and reddit frame it as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10%, just like her win rate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High. Even if bigman wins she's gonna snap if she gets last place. Especially if it's 0p again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High. Even if bigman wins she's gonna snap if she gets last place. Especially if it's 0p again

      It'd be funny is everything about Frye was planned so people would like her less so she could lose and be used as a villain in Side Order. But with the way development for the game has gone they were probably not that forward thinking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what exactly stops them from making the winner become too much of a cunt and turn into a villain?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow racist squidos, we did it! We beat that brown cunt! Hail Hitler, 1489 squid race war now!!!!! PURGE TRANNIES FROM THE SQUARE!!!!!

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The next game's single player should take place in Inkopolis proper and not in a sequestered area.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe since the new console is allegedley a significant power upgrade they might be able to render more than these bit-sized octo-domes without the framerate tanking to 12 fps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >allegedley
        switch is a decade old failed streaming device hardware, literally anything modern ever will shit on it with zero issues

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I mean I expect it to be a decent power upgrade, but it's still a portable tablet at the end of the day, and they're not going to go for anything way too powerful as it would jack up the prices and kill the battery life on the device. I'm not expecting seriously dramatic. Nintendo likes to use cheap and old hardware to begin with to save on prices so there's no reason to expect it to be some cutting edge shit. A modest upgrade, enough to get games like BotW running at 60fps with some kind of upscaling 4K on top of it according to leaks.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Grizz was technically a mad scientist villain.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao wtf is this salmon rotation it's babymode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >freelancers lost evp 80 wave 3 somehow

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs SR room

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8 revives
    gg anon

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its almost time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile in Japan Japanese millennials and Gen Z have taken to Halloween like a fish to water.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't want a spooky-themed festival holiday
        Your sense of fun sounds broken

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Halloween is a chud holiday, it's where a concerning amount of boys "dress up as a girl for Halloween as a joke haha"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did that once and they put me on the news, and I pretend I was a lady for the cameraman
            then when the news came on it was some fearmongering thing about how sexual predators were on the loose kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mindbroken and jaded Halloween is FUN

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE ME MY JIANGSHI HAT BACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol don't bet on it happening. It's funny to think that the Halloween and holiday events in Splatoon 2 were only in the game's second year, but where it felt like 2 was still going strong, it feels like 3 is fizzling out.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The jukebox should not cost money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you aware how jukeboxes work?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a video game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if this is a video game gacha machine should not cost money either

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A video game that loves to garden gnome you out of your time and in-game currency, yes
          Smash Bros let's you change the song frequency for every level individually. Splatoon gives you no control and makes you pay to listen to shit only in the lobbies. It's cringe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the most baffling part is the outrageous gacha price, isn't like the entire point of gacha that one roll is cheap and they work on making people do shitton of rolls to get the thing they want?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean in the grand scheme 30K isn't THAT pricey, but the possible rewards you can get are pretty shit most of the time. It's a crime that I have 99 x 2 EXP tickets that I will never fucking use and I can't exchange them for money, nor all of this useless locker junk that I won't use. I should be able to exchange my meal tickets for different types of meal tickets at the very fucking least.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                30k is more than my car

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You wouldn't download a CAR.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn’t buy one out of a gum ball machine either

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                30k is two pieces of gear or a piece of gear and scrubbing where the fuck a gacha roll costs more than clothing this pricing is beyond obscene

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it’s because it’s an online game

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know Ganker will disagree, but I actually think making the idols so drastically different in 2 and 3 was a mistake.
    In the first game people had favorites but they were still willing to pick the other side depending on what they were representing. But if you have an idol you really hate or one you just adore completely over the other, it skews the voting. People aren't voting for one thing over the other, they're voting for one idol over the other.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always sided with Marie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But we all love Marie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually looking at the numbers refutes this. For the Zelda fest, the popularity was nearly tied. Frye won popularity with aliens and sweet. Shiver got 24% with Dark chocolate and 26% woth Grass.
      There are people who vote solely based on idol, but that group is VASTLY overrepresented on Ganker because Ganker is full of coombrains.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im proud to be one of them

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SF6 has a splatfest and its the same theme as Splatoon had in the past
    https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Mushroom_Mountain_vs._Bamboo_Shoot_Village_(2016)
    https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Mushroom_Mountain_vs._Bamboo_Shoot_Village_(2018)
    Chun-Li Callie Pearl on mushroom and Juri Marie Marina bamboo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Juri Marie must be drawn immediately

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As should Chun-Li Callie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pearl holding two chocoshrooms
        Always knew she was a slut

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's Callie, look at her gloves.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually wait, on further inspection that's Callie holding them. This explains everything!

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve heard people say the Dread Wringer is just a slower shittier slosher, but i’d disagree. One of the better painting weapons, its kit combo’s surprisingly well, and with its good range and high damage you can play offense and defense well along with zoning out opponents. It’s fun and strong as well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The weapon itself is decent but the kit is not the best for it. For one suction bomb is a very ink hungry sub for an already ink hungry weapon, meaning after throwing a bomb you wont have much ink left for actual sloshes. The other sloshers have much quicker time to kill and better kits. Reefslider while you can make it work is just not a good special, it’s not really up for debate. It has its uses but its basically a suicide button against players who know what theyre doing. Only thing dread has is range and spread over the other sloshers, but it being slower and more ink hungry with the worse kit hurts the weapon. Some buffs to its ink efficiency may help a bit, as would a better kit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea I won’t lie the kit isn’t the best, but can be made to work.
        Suction’s ink hungry, but I usually don’t keep sloshing ink everywhere and emptying my tank frequently, I just sorta bide my time and wait for opportune moments for kills. As for damage once you get in that 90 damage any touch from a bomb or the reefslider will kill.
        Not dismissing any of that, just that it’s not this weapon that’s total shit and you should never play

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See, when people say a weapon is bad, generally it just means another weapon totally outclasses it. The other sloshers are top tier weapons, trislosh nouveau and vanilla slosher in particular. Great kits, can kill in two hits quickly, can hit from weird angles. Dread gets the benefits of buckets but its kit is just not ideal. That is going to severely limit it, so it comes down to why should I use that over the other buckets? Just because you can make it work doesn't mean it's actually good. You can make MOST shit work in this game in solo queue if you devote enough time to a particular weapon, but what makes that weapon shit is the fact that you could get way better results by just using something marginally better and still keep your same playstyle.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I get the point, though dunno if that means I should just drop it entirely. Would hate to, it’s pretty fun

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you wanna play it for fun that's fine
              Tiers and shit really only apply to tournament play and groups and none of us really doing that. If you wanna grind it out in turf wars or anarchy mode whatever. But all I'm saying is, there is no reason to use it over the other better sloshers right now, that's what makes it worse.

              If you switch to vanilla slosher, you will get
              >An arguably much better, lethal bomb - Splat bomb
              >A definitely much better special
              >A weapon that kills faster
              >is more ink efficient
              >and has very comparable range to dread wringer

              You have everything to gain from switching to vanilla slosher. I haven't even gone into the reasons why you should use trislosh nouveau, but its kit alone is godly. The weapon itself is very strong, but it's more for close range encounters. If you like the range of regular dread wringer, try out the vanilla slosher, or hell try out a sloshing machine. It's been nerfed, but it's still good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, that’s kinda the whole point, I shouldn’t be using it anyway. Is a shame, but not tryna paint a target on my back for using an inferior weapon. Oh well!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro you should just play with what is fun.
                All i'm saying is, say you're trying to rank up, and shit isn't working with dread wringer. try on vanilla slosh and you will have a better shot, that's all. I don't think Dread Wringer is bottom tier. It works, it's just outclassed. You can make it work. If you think it's fun, do it. I use underpowered weapons all the time, I don't like to metafag personally, but sometimes you NEED every advantage you can get in how competitive this game gets. Sometimes I need to go into the match with mentality "i'm going to have to carry everyone of these dumb mother fuckers" so I put on the good shit, you know what I mean? So if you ever get tired of the dread wringer's kit, I'm just offering the better alternative here, one that gets usage in the highest levels of play. Just food for thought. Play the weapons you like, you can disregard this comment altogether, there's nothing wrong with playing the weapon you like even if it's "inferior". The meta is always changing. Sometimes play an inferior weapon can throw people off because they're not used to dealing with it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Decided to give vanilla slosh a try and can’t get into it tbh. Doing some comparison work I think it boils down to my playstyle. I play a bit slower so it’s playstyle works best for me and I can make the most of it. As mentioned i’ve been dominating with it in anarchy, not tryna go for kills but playing light support. I do get the point you make, guess I read what you said l more as “it’s fine if you wanna, but it’s worse.” I think the wringer favors a bit of a slower playstyle that doesn’t net crazy results, but works well with how I play

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they're definitely different weapons, just elements of it are comparable. Dread Wringer definitely falls more in the line of kind of support, it needs more help getting its kills and is kind of there to assist with others. If you're getting results with it keep going, but if you ever need the souped up alternative, it is there. It's different, and you'd have to adjust your playstyle a little bit of course but it's the fundamental slosher at its core. If you know how to dread you know how to slosh. But good on you for making it work, keep doing it if you're having fun. Never meant to imply it's garbage. It could be a nice solid mid tier or higher

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, i’m more than familiar with other weapons, got 30+ 4* weapons (including almost all the sloshers), just don’t want it dismissed out the gate just cause it’s not top-tier. I’m more than familiar with those but find them a tad boring for my taste, so do enjoy playing with the less meta ones. I will champion weapons like the ballpoint nouveau or snipewriter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sniperwriter is kino
                but ballpoints kind of piss me off. I'm not really a huge splatling guy but I like the Heavy Deco because Kraken if I'm gonna splatling. I know Ballpoint is really damn good. But a personal grudge of mine not to use it. Kind of the way with the splash o matic as well, but I'll use other top tier crap like Splattershot if I want more flexibility.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People give heavy deco shit but man I love it, it perfectly pairs with opening gambit and an incredibly aggro playstyle. I mainly say ballpoint nouveau since people give it shit for trading it’s great kit for mines and inc vac, but I find it to be a great defensive/support kit

                [...]

                and yeah the other reason I was talking up base slosher is it's a really strong yet slightly underused weapon from what I've seen. I'm finding it hard to pass up right now with splat bombs which are so damn good, and ink strike, which is pretty good. The weapon itself is really strong. So i'm kind of projecting my own bias because I want to practice with it more. Got some good results at the start of the game with it but i'm going back to it

                Ah, I getcha now. Funnily enough ran into many vanilla sloshers in my recent anarchy games. From what I observed in comparison to the wringer, while slosh kills faster, wringer allows for more room for error thanks to its double-volleys. Slower killtime, but if you got your opponent where you want them to be you will get that kill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sniperwriter is kino
                but ballpoints kind of piss me off. I'm not really a huge splatling guy but I like the Heavy Deco because Kraken if I'm gonna splatling. I know Ballpoint is really damn good. But a personal grudge of mine not to use it. Kind of the way with the splash o matic as well, but I'll use other top tier crap like Splattershot if I want more flexibility.

                and yeah the other reason I was talking up base slosher is it's a really strong yet slightly underused weapon from what I've seen. I'm finding it hard to pass up right now with splat bombs which are so damn good, and ink strike, which is pretty good. The weapon itself is really strong. So i'm kind of projecting my own bias because I want to practice with it more. Got some good results at the start of the game with it but i'm going back to it

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you trust the ~~*jellyfish*~~?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that the jellyfish are all a hivemind. And I'm not being conspiratous about it, that;s how the jellies work here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They've laid some good groundwork for a possible jelly uprising, or maybe even some sort of humanoid "jellyling" at some point. Would be like an even gooey version of an inkling, just with less defined features and more transparent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't Inklings and Octolings die if they went into the water?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's implied they can take shallow baths and light showers, it's more of a pressure/surface area thing. One of the devs even said them having thin skin membranes are the main reason they can't swim without dissolving

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >step into a shallow puddle on the start of SR
          >die

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game is still running? lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, now back to your Fortnite timmy. The adults are playing the Squid game.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there ever a time you would use this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, a lot of specials really benefit from it, especially Tacticooler. Missiles and Inkjet get good benefits from it as well, as do Super Chumps. A few subs of it can also help extend some specials for a little longer which is good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can benefit sure, but there always seems to be better abilities to use

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not if your whole gameplan revolves around your special
          see n-zap, annaki nova or sorella brella

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro that's not how it works. Better is defined by your playstyle, it's honestly a matter of preference. Tacticoolers are fucking everywhere though, as is inkjet, and running a few subs even can get you great returns on those specials to greatly increase their potency. So yeah, it's worth running depending on the special. Other specials maybe not so much. But at the end of the day it's a subjective choice what you value as a player. Fact of the matter is most tacticooler players are gonna be running some special power up because you'd be idiot to pass up on that huge duration increase in a meta where tacticooler is very important.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One more thing man
          >always seems to be better abilities to use
          For one, Special Power up can be put as sub abilities on your head gear, shirt, and shoes. It's not like stealth jump where you have to put a main only on your shoes. So for that alone, Special Power up is flexible in how you can use it. You can put on say your Last Ditch Effort on your head, and your stealth jump on your shoes, pop in some utility subs, and you'll probably have a few slots left over and that's dependent on the weapon.

          Some weapons aren't as dependent on abilities as others. Take a splattershot for instance. It's so well rounded that you can have a lot of freedom in the kind of abilities you want to run on that weapon.

          Now if you're a Heavy Splatling player, chances are you're going to be filling up a lot of those slots with run speed, ink resistance, not giving you a whole lot left. So some weapons are more ability dependent than others.

          Oh yeah and on the subject of heavy splatling I forgot to mention Special Power Up works pretty good with wave breaker. Even one sub increases the radius by another meter, which is a nice benefit.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Alright just finished the forms document for anyone that is willing to join my team for the tournament (if we do one).
    So enter with your own volition (SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY!).
    https://forms.gle/DLKCVLPBB5EF2gZMA
    https://forms.gle/DLKCVLPBB5EF2gZMA
    https://forms.gle/DLKCVLPBB5EF2gZMA

    Try to fill out each gameplay question with as much detail as possible, as this form is to get to see what your strengths and weakness are.
    I will look at it later tonight and try to get us play with each other that did the form in a lobby, to see how they play together and dictate on the team work either on Open Anarchy Battle or Turf War.
    This is going to fun as fuck if this works out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah just read up the response
        good shit from what I saw
        As for actual chatting for discussion, I was thinking of using this https://y99.in/r/1273906 for any gameplay strategies and just getting an organized type of thing going on.
        password is rage

        I'd need way more shit added to the Grizz Store to want that many Big Runs for the scales. Meanwhile it can take 20 snails to get to a five star on one piece of gear.
        [...]
        Eh I'll see if I can get to it when I get home. I'm an 8th round draft pick anyways so you'd probably dodge a bullet if I can't. I'm sure you'd want people in at least S anyway.

        Any interest is appreciated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just a reminder for those who missed it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Done, hopefully more qualified anons give it a look at least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of weird spelling mistakes you're gonna make us look silly in front of /ink/-chan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im not an english major man

        Done, hopefully more qualified anons give it a look at least.

        thanks!
        if you want to join

        yeah just read up the response
        good shit from what I saw
        As for actual chatting for discussion, I was thinking of using this https://y99.in/r/1273906 for any gameplay strategies and just getting an organized type of thing going on.
        password is rage
        [...]
        Any interest is appreciated.

        please do!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >im not an english major man
          Just memeing. I think the stuff you ask in the form is good. Hope it goes well, anons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ggs Zones room

      one more (You) for anyone interested

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played splatoon but I literally CAN'T stop fapping to Shiver

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fucking bows are pretty fun if you have a team that has half a braincell I'm learning. Nice to kill people who think they're safe behind cover. God is it miserable if you're the one doing all the heavy lifting.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would you rather have 100 big run or 100 splat fest. Which one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have skipped big runs for two seasons but splatfests give me snails

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the entire world must drown in the blood of salm*nids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd need way more shit added to the Grizz Store to want that many Big Runs for the scales. Meanwhile it can take 20 snails to get to a five star on one piece of gear.

      [...]
      [...]
      Alright just finished the forms document for anyone that is willing to join my team for the tournament (if we do one).
      So enter with your own volition (SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY!).
      https://forms.gle/DLKCVLPBB5EF2gZMA
      https://forms.gle/DLKCVLPBB5EF2gZMA
      https://forms.gle/DLKCVLPBB5EF2gZMA

      Try to fill out each gameplay question with as much detail as possible, as this form is to get to see what your strengths and weakness are.
      I will look at it later tonight and try to get us play with each other that did the form in a lobby, to see how they play together and dictate on the team work either on Open Anarchy Battle or Turf War.
      This is going to fun as fuck if this works out.

      Eh I'll see if I can get to it when I get home. I'm an 8th round draft pick anyways so you'd probably dodge a bullet if I can't. I'm sure you'd want people in at least S anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more big run
      more scales

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I prefer Big Run but Splatfest is fun with friends.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bl*cklisted

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to >>>>/vg/ trantran

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont have friends therefore. have a nice day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big runs format sucks. I dont like that its essentially a competition

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. It's an apocalyptic event but we also gotta compete against each other? It really should have just been cumulative egg collecting

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Naturally.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the hell is making these?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you do now, do NOT wear the shiver banner, shiver badge, and shiver fan title, and go play in turf war, cause you WILL be BULLIED.

    This is from first hand experience, one guy constantly killed me the whole match and would squid bag me everytime, even if it meant someone else would kill them.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sniper mains are fucking kicking my ass bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use your grenades.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a roller main I fucking hate them.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i did it gays. im never playing anything that doesn't say salmon run on it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't 5 stared that blobber yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go into the lobby training room and see if you can tank the bot's bomb. I'm curious to know what happens. You can make the bot throw bombs by turning him on and pressing R, he mimics what you do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im still dying point blank. Whatever. Fuck this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i told you it was a meme build bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Direct always kills.
        Bomb defense just reduces the damage from the outwards hit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny meme build bro, I personally like to put on my all ink resist build and just run around in the enemy ink and having fun with all of them confused.

      Or put on my all quick squid jump build and just jump in and out if I even encounter someone and they always become so confused lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not enough people make use of the maxed out quick super jump when they’ve had a taticooler drink. Can jump to a teammate in a pinch, or run right into their base and superjump back when they go after you

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play series
    >Randomly put on a team with one of the people on my friends list
    >We get the fist bump

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to suck Shiver’s DoriTOES

    I always see these threads but haven’t played a Splatoon, I’m sorry I just need a good reason and convincing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      splatoon is VERY fun

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the current sr rotation good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i had fun today in freelancer, so maybe...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dapplers
        >Splat Brella
        >Jet Squelcher
        >Range Blaster
        It's fucking splatastic.

        Finally a good fucking salmon run.

        lets play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dapplers
      >Splat Brella
      >Jet Squelcher
      >Range Blaster
      It's fucking splatastic.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a good fucking salmon run.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's what I thought til my first round was a GF round and we fucking wipped. Now I'm about to be demoted. Maybe I should just accept it and keep playing, but I just have a fear I'll never get back to prof +2 again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah the profresh grind.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    room NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made one

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alright let me in

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making a open anarchy room for clams

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2/4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3/4
      one more pls!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay give me a minute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We need one more brave soul to play some football

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3/4
          one more pls!

          resend it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's over...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              well fuck
              I'll just go back to what I was doing lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              BRO THE GUY DC'D
              GET IN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WE FULL

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im IN

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My analogue stick wants to freeze up in one specific spot which is going forward and slightly to the left. Every other direction is fine. Any quick fixes or do I need to crack this thing open? The stick “sticks” so what would be a full run is a walk

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Low evp is oddly relaxing now

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose king
    >2 silver 1 gold
    I'll take the suffering.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm EVP 120, can I join the pool now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He’s sub EVP999

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How embarrassing

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my gay brother walked into my room asking for shit, sorry salmon Room guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is your brother actually gay or are you just saying that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is NOT gay.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry i'm not used to CB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no worries, that was a close one

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    salmon room guys i Will play one more, i have to do something

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awe yee

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's happening poolbros?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We gotta start luring more we are cutting it too close

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SR room 2/4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please join I want to play SR with Ganker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon the rotation is in 4 minutes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now, it might look bad that I put 6 eggs in the basket.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It happens. At least you got the power eggs

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's ogre

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rollers are trash, stop using them

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    room?

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    salmon room up
    going for a boss, have full meter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no meter I'm sorry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3/4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still got room?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >11 bronze
        dang
        ggs salmon

        we just finished

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ggs

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >daily roll is a drink ticket
    This game hates me

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gg

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Double scales I miss you

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy crap those guys were yoked

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remade

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frye is my little loser baby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like one of those diseased people with the tiny bodies and the giant heads

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    controller died bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gg bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    splatzones rpom 3/4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure I'll jo-
      >S
      Oh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude I'm A-. It's only open

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why am i sexually attracted to this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because she's designed to be pedobait like 90% of japanese characters

      inb4 she's not a e-boi she's actually 45 years old

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But she’s not a e-boi she has giant hips and has female breasts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Delicious DFC.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >female breasts
          why does that sound so weird

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But she’s not a e-boi she has giant hips and has female breasts
          e-bois can have that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok but shiver isn’t a e-boi she’s an adult female octopus who is my bandit wife

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to r*ddit fag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        retard

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YIKES
    HOW DID WE LOSE THAT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a deens room

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          l2p

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sez u

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're the weakest link in our team

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                (You)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the chokium kicked in

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill my now Gankerros

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking hell man

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >crab leg
    >against charger,TS,HS
    I hate this map now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      crapleg is a shit map

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any SR rooms?

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn right she won. Octos 4 life, man. Love me some Marina, love me some Shiver, and I love my little baby girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Veemo cute. Woomy better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You already said that, and besides, both are cute and I love ‘em both

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree, but I also understand.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          With you constantly posting Veemos I've grown to like them more than I did before

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What can I say, I truly fell in love with her. It wasn't immediate, that much is for sure. The new concept of the DLC protagonist being the former enemies was really intriguing, but it's not until later that she wormed her way into my heart. The fact veemos get ponytails went a long way toward cementing that fact. Really, pic related just sums it all up. What we thought we would get, versus what we actually got. The tiniest little world-saving sweetheart, I never want to let her go.

            When will the warriors finally go free?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your love for her is admirable, never change that for anything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what he said [...]

                As sure as this being the first piece of fan art I saved, true love will endure.

                >Splatting some toons
                >Come across this
                HOLY MOTHER OF BASED! Just IMAGINE how much seethe was derived from this every time they played

                Pretty fucking based, but I prefer the title I came up with last night.
                >Glory-Hogging Shiver Fan
                Just feels right.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based as well. Seen a lot of shiver-based splashtags adorning “-Leader” on them as well. Flaunt that shit ‘till the fryemorons seethe because holy fuck they deserve nothing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm still of the opinion that at this juncture, there's something of a difference between Fryefags and Fryemorons. Even if she wasn't as popular as the other 2, Frye has still had fans. Sadly, events escalated to the point where so many of the loud and obnoxious rainbow-humping gays just flocked to her in their insane attempt to "get back" at Shiver. Didn't work, obviously, but I still gotta feel bad for the few genuine ones. There's some overlap, for sure, but none of them asked for this.

                Or maybe I'm just being too generous.

                15 minutes before a new rotation
                Who’s looking to clock in for some fishin’

                The more I look at this, the more I feel like going pink suit drills veemo with Splatlandian Youth for shits and giggles.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, you’re too generous. Believe me, that will become a problem. You will find it hard to distinguish the two and begin making excuses for the fryemorons. Then you will become one

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what he said

              Your love for her is admirable, never change that for anything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tableturf lvl 206

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs [REDACTED]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs to both of you. I left earlier. Meant to say this earlier.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GGs dude, nice bamboo

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should i get a female inkling in splatoon, will people make fun of me or make assumptions that im trans? I want a hot inkling to look at while playing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do what you want to do who cares what people think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no this is impoprtant to me. I dont know if i really want it . what if my brother walks in on me playing splatoon and calls me a gay or chuckles at the idea that im playing some hot squid e-boi. nevermind i think im not gonna go through with this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its gayer that youre so worried about being called a gay

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome game duders

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on crab as it is now?

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 in splatzones room!

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not bad Gankerermins, not bad

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im loving it (Frye, that is)

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatting some toons
    >Come across this
    HOLY MOTHER OF BASED! Just IMAGINE how much seethe was derived from this every time they played

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BASED
      NEVER FORGET

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is beautiful, I somehow thought this kind of fandom-based insanity had died off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where have you been, man? Those assholes have been shit talking since the splatfest got announced. Hell, probably before that.

          Yea, you’re too generous. Believe me, that will become a problem. You will find it hard to distinguish the two and begin making excuses for the fryemorons. Then you will become one

          >Then you will become one
          >im-fucking-plying
          Shiverfag for life, bro. Just because I'm willing to give a few a benefit of the doubt doesn't mean I don't revel in all the current butthurt.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not literally, but it’s the sympathy that makes you one in a sense. The point is: DON’T

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not going up to bat for anyone, don't get things wrong. But just the knowledge that there are at least a few ones that literally did nothing is enough to make me a little sad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That screencap of Frye being chill despite defeat and thanking her fans really contrasts with all that insanity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The queen abides.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not. Funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      made me consider changing my in-game name for the first time since launch. thats hilarious. Unfortunately I didnt get enough 10x's for even the basic Shiver badge though.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    15 minutes before a new rotation
    Who’s looking to clock in for some fishin’

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo of australia fucking FINALLY put a post up with the banners
    jesus christ, why did they decide to wait until DAYS after the fest finished for FEST themed banners, so retarded
    any way I'm assuming it's up for euros as well so eurobros go grab 'em too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm assuming it's up for euros as well
      Nope.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP, IM NOT FRESH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're Fresh if I say you're Fresh.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone thinks you’re “Fresh”

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone thinks you’re “Fresh”

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good games pools closed brethren

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Samm’n’ room filled
    Another day, I suppose…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's a slot here but i'll leave it up to the room maker

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alright harmony give me my cards so I can go to be-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, I haven't had a Fresh card drop since last seaon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't already have both of Shiver's cards before now
      NGMI

      >goldie
      we are so back

      I can not overstate how much I really, really liked Vanilla Shiver. Aside from the most recent one, ice cream fest was probably my favorite.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like she's holding a giant mint Tic-Tac in her mouth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >going through my tableturb card collection
          >there are cute little veemo weapon cards that aren't available as profile icons
          >including ponytail ones
          Motherfuckers are holding out on me. Also they should release the specials as icons. I want a crab tank or tacticooler.

          Oh, so it's not just me, then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same i love vanilla shiver, comfy splatfest theme

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As usual, you always get the gold when I ain't playing.

          The screenshots of her were phenomenal.

          Sure there would’ve been more had it been present literally anywhere outside of storymode. I get their tv personalities are a cover-up for their bandit ones but results in them being quite bland

          It just tells me that not enough people bothered to even play story mode when it was pretty alright.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3/4 sr room open

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Got shit that needs doing, maybe later. I'm just happy to be home.

              Didn't mean to reply

              What

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't mean to reply

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone thinks you're "Fresh!"

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally own every single tableturf card in the game, with 400+ bits to spare

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky bastard, I only have a handful of rare and most of the Fresh cards left.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Been playing since release and being stingy with spending bits I had plenty. Just went “fuck it” and blew what I had on the cards I needed

        I tried to get into TT, but the damn AI kept pulling some heart of the cards BS and I just gave up.

        Level 3 ai cheats so unless you’re lucky you won’t be winning. Would say to try the “tableturf” pool like

        The AI cheats man
        you could join the "tableturf" pool. just enter that and you should be able to find people to do matches with

        said, but even then getting games is far from guaranteed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop botting hypercool7

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to get into TT, but the damn AI kept pulling some heart of the cards BS and I just gave up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The AI cheats man
      you could join the "tableturf" pool. just enter that and you should be able to find people to do matches with

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        huh, I'll do that next time I log on.

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goldie
    we are so back

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice gold
    i joined with full meter

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 types of frye fans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glad to see at least some are accepting the era of shiver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the art is really cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lvl 278
      >9mil G

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >someone just posts 17%
        >it's a Fryefag with the title Endangered Frye Fan
        Could not be more correct.

        I sincerely wish there was more Shiver art like this. Not that she doesn't deserve to be smug, but I'd like more of her portrayal as she was in the story. It was cute finding out the allure was but a mask covering up an adorable dork.

        everyone else thinks humpback sucks cock right

        I like it for the simple fact it isn't a fucking hallway like most of the other maps in Splatoon 3.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure there would’ve been more had it been present literally anywhere outside of storymode. I get their tv personalities are a cover-up for their bandit ones but results in them being quite bland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lvl 278
      >9mil G

      >3 types of frye fans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you dont mind me asking... how many hours do you have? im at level 26 with 115 hours

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2,300+, have played every say since release

        >lvl 278
        >9mil G

        Was at max but splurged on the gatcha for a card pack to see if anything new would come out of it before enacting

        I finally own every single tableturf card in the game, with 400+ bits to spare

        , I blow cash on the gatcha once it hits max so I don’t waste

        everyone else thinks humpback sucks cock right

        It along with mussleforge were the worst of S2’s maps. They were bad and gave you aids

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont join eek! room, they are bad

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone else thinks humpback sucks cock right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't think much of it in 2 but in 3 it's probably one of the better maps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not really a fan.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im a freelancer

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why am I losing Ganker's pool today

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the gold shiver badge increases gold scales by 99%

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 Gold in a row!?

    Also, I'm not jumping in the water.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is the best Gankerermin of the pool?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chudcel, guy is just another level

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        naming urself doesnt count

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not him, just a secret admirer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      G! is a great salmon run player and i'm glad whenever i get to play with him
      wish i could get gold rank BR with him one of these times but ah well

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's good for a stick user
        seriously though, i never would've guessed if he didn't post a webm

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's a WHAT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >get namedropped right when I start playing
        WTF! Thanks for the compliment.

        he's a WHAT

        Yes. I'm sticks only.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are a bad influence on our pool members with your sticksy ways. Fellow poolsclosed bros, please use gyro! we shall make an exception for this one so long as we keep winning...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I also use Sticks and I'm......a good enough Salmon Runner.......usually.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah for salmon run I guess it's okay...just on a fundamental level you stickers really get under my skin...but so long as you aren't a liablity, I will tolerate it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been playing since the Splatoon 1 test fire, and I still can't get used to gyro. Sorry.

            >stick user gets a charger
            >see him aiming at a steelhead
            >he's probably gonna miss. better go over there to kill it.

            I'm usually consistent with my aiming, but I do miss sometimes and it brings me great shame.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              OH MY GOD

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LOOK AT THAT FACE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That explains why you fucking SUCK DICK. You actually probably already said it in the past and I just forgot.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that was a pretty cool wide shot of sockeye station..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never seen it from that side, yeah

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, I did not think we'd win that with only 3 of us.

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as usual.
    might have been a contest if it was her vs harmony or something

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just lost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what happened?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Salmon run fuckin Time limit.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gold stinger badge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats!

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I thought a 4th Ganker would be joining us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all good. gave me time to get something

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Croc

    >win a single turfwar match
    >watch the replay from everyone's perspective
    Anyone else?

    Also Faceplant, I should try that not-dying thing you've got mastered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did that when I was starting out, the replay feature is fun and it's cool to see what your teammates/enemy team is doing. Only watch replays now if something really crazy happens and I want to review the match

      • 2 weeks ago
        Croc

        Yeah, I'm new. My 1000 IQ base storm and superjump out stole the win in the final 30. Couldn't have done it m without Faceplant, though. That guy did not even get splatted.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah he's a good one to have on your team, but cool it with the namedropping yeah

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hmmm. I think I will continue name dropping.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how come namedroppers never drop their own name?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did. You missed the namefield.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why did you remove it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Croc

                Discussion is over. I could keep it on and become a niche microcelebrity, if you'd like.

                Yeah yeah, just call me Croc.
                Croc the shitter.
                I'm the anchor.
                Not a winner.
                Yeah, I name drop.
                I'm a sinner.
                I'm cooked.
                Have me for dinner.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                alright i'm tired of it take the name off

              • 2 weeks ago
                Croc

                Nah too late. I'm a star.

                Yo.

                I wear my swag like my Annaki Polpo-Pic tank.
                4th member of Deep Cut, and you bet I stank.
                I got my autobomb lockin' on, aiming for yo paint.
                My N-Zap pointed at your back. I shoot blanks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Croc

                You don't like my wankster rap? Sheeeit. Peep this.

                Yo.

                I got no skills, but I think I'm a champion
                But I'll still splat a chud when he's poppin' the ambien
                I ain't workin' with a full deck, my abilities are scrambled, man
                Two Intesnsify Action mains, I should really play Salmon Run.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taki fingers

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Try using SauceNAO for OP's image
    >Nothing
    >Check Google
    >That shit was a failure too

    Anyone got sauce for OP's image? Gotta grow the Shiver folder.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/setoka_amakusa/status/1701148590352306400

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based, thanks, anon, into the Shiver folder it goes.

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Man is a loveable goofball and Frye is a shitskin megamind, of course Shiver won.

    People are bitching about Shiver winning yet again but this fest was literally about who was the leader of Deep Cut.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The leader of Deep Cut is Marie.

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people are still namedropping
    >havent been mentioned once despite active in pool
    Dont know if I should be relieved or disappointed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe change your username because I have no idea how to read Greek letters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ive listed everyones name in the pool once, you probably ctrl+f'd your greek name and couldnt find it

        Nah, not the greek guy.
        I dont even know who youre referring to either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played with you. Mostly you can expect a "Sorry I am a shitter, _____. Thanks for carrying me"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ive listed everyones name in the pool once, you probably ctrl+f'd your greek name and couldnt find it

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dog, I am absolutely trying to push you into the water.

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's Brunhilde, and then there's everybody else. You will never top our best player in the pool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course. I know my place

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ggs guys, that last round also gave me the gold fish stick!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gold Shiver
      I kneel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's hot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gg team. Nice golds and tons of wins

      Damn two gold bosses in one session. nice and congrats. Fish Sticks felt like it took forever for me but you got it pretty quick. Must be that bomb trick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ive yet to get the one shot, but i like to take out the sticks first before it gets chaotic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, and I still don't have a single one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noticing a severe lack of badges on there. The amount of weapon badges is disappointing to say the least

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stick user gets a charger
    >see him aiming at a steelhead
    >he's probably gonna miss. better go over there to kill it.

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG's BR and FP. I'm going to take a break.

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Croc

    guys i love splatoon

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Croc

    also not sure if this matters but i'm trans btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of poolsclosed are liberals. You are valid and accepted here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Croc

        no we aren't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So uh we still think we're getting a direct this week?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe? There's usually one, but it might have been pushed back by Super Mario Wonder.

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Croc

    Wait, the pool is closed?

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you now realize how massive that hanging tempura is

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Croc

    im the real croc guys, Now whos baking the new thread

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut the fuck up we don't need a tripfag

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not joining a fangfox room

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody asked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah theres a lot of heavy gays in the poolsclosed pool ngl senpai

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead thread. pathetic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's a new one

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made a low level evp toom

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