Splatoon 3

Japan won. US should have just done a food theme too if they couldn't think of anything better.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Picking Sunday because I don't have the weekend off, and it's closer to my days off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably going Friday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These squid boys lookin kinda zesty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone picking Saturday is in for timmy hell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver gets Venus the sex planet
      >Frye gets Saturn, the shitty meme planet
      >BIG MAN gets the fricking SUN
      BIG MAN SWEEP HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about favorite planet, it's about favorite day. Nobody likes sunday because you have to go to school/work the next day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a lame and boring theme. After how do you spend your holidays it's which day of the weekend do you prefer the most woohoo... come on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They’re basically begging people to pick based on idol this time. Doesnt help that the colors are uninteresting as well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Friday
      >part of the weekend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is really boring but I guess I'll pick FFFFFRIDAY MUTHAFRICKAAAAA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Friday bros we are so back!

        ?si=nw3WQzhAylQ24Iaf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ignoring how I've been NEET for 15 years, on Fridays I am still exhausted. It kind of severely cuts down on the potential quality of the day.
      And on Sundays the dread that Monday is what follows the night stays looming.

      So Saturday is the only chill weekend day. You're rested after Friday and you don't have to fear the day that follows that's just Sunday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >weekend theme
      Just when I didn't think they could sink any lower than greeting fest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PICK UP THE FRICKING CLAMS YOU DUNDERHEADS I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING TO PICK UP THE CLAMS AND YOU DAMN SQUIGGERS CAN'T EVEN KILL THE ENEMY TO CLEAR A PATH! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

      Friday chads we got this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone pick Friday? You have to be braindead to pick a day you still work and/or go to school on

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because you gotta get down on friday

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because going to bed on Friday is orgasmic since the next day is Saturday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NEVER WOULD HAVE MADE IT!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Saturday. Friday is still a workday, and during sunday you have to consider for monday
      Saturday is the real free day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fryetrannies got fricking Shabbat
      this can't be fricking real lmao
      enjoy your 10% popularity and 0 point loss

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a shillfest for some brand/restaurant, or just a normal food fest?

      This is kinda good actually. Frick I'm not sure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its not good its boring

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >more Splatfests about food
    Are Deep Cut just fat gluttons or what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out there arent that many three way Splatfest concepts that aren't food. Almost like three way Splatfests were a mistake...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which, in turn, almost makes it seem like the devs continue to shoot themselves in the foot...

        Funny that, shit was better when it was two idols instead of three. They really need to return the development to the OG team from Splat1, when things were still great.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's much easier to find 3 Options to make Teams with if it's Food.

      Picking Sunday because I don't have the weekend off, and it's closer to my days off.

      I'll go with Saturday. Haven't joined Team Frye in a while. It doesn't really matter, I already have too many Super Sea Snails.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >japan gets a better splatfest theme
    >japan gets more merch
    >the us barely gets anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >YES ANOTHER food theme
      >better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Better than
        >lol what day do you like more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it’s better not GOOD but fricking better, the color palette is more unique (inb4 hue hue cum color) and who the FRICK thinks the day you think is better is a GOOD idea for a fricking splatfest, god I want to splat the devs IRGHT FRICKING NOW

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I agree it has the better colors, but I don't agree that it's the better theme. I am sick to death of food themes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >we will never get who is the best ppg splatfest
            >we will never get console war homosexualry splatfest
            >we will never get nintendo’s own old console war homosexualry
            >we probably will never get who is the best idol group splatfest

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >>we probably will never get who is the best idol group splatfest
              I am 80% sure the final fest will be Squid Sisters vs Off The Hook vs Deep Cut

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                there's no way they aren't setting this up, especially when we know inkopolis square is a reward for beating side order

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's going to be past vs present vs future
                an idol group fest would be lame

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >but that would be lame!
                that certainly hasn't stopped them before

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they already did the idol war fest for the anniversary, doing a second one would just be stupid.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And they've already done a past vs future fest, except it was just a regular fest. That would also be way fricking lame.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it’s better not GOOD but fricking better, the color palette is more unique (inb4 hue hue cum color) and who the FRICK thinks the day you think is better is a GOOD idea for a fricking splatfest, god I want to splat the devs IRGHT FRICKING NOW

        The real takeaway here is that 3 way splatfests are trash

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            :

            >...fun?

            You gotta post treehouse.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is still the most embarrassing and cringeworthy thing Ganker has ever done.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                QRD?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker made a Thank You compilation poster for Treehouse during the time they were destroying game localizations. That poster is what you see in the image.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, Kid Icarus Uprising is one of the best localizations of the era.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kid Icarus Uprising's localization is superior to the original. I'll die on this hill, and for anyone who disagrees, here's what the dub added.
                >Palutena is treated as a flawed character instead of being Mrs. Perfect the entire game
                >The Dark Pit and Pit being connected and sharing a soul is entirely an invention of the localization
                >Viridi shows genuine worry for Pit when he almost dies, is almost on the verge of tears when it happens. Meanwhile Japanese Viridi shows zero signs of caring
                >Hades is actually a threatening villain in the dub despite being a huge troll
                >Pit growing a spine during the Chaos Kin arc and telling Viridi and Hades off when they kick him while he's down is also absent from the Japanese version
                As much as I want a remake, I'm worried that all of these plotpoints will be absent from an Uprising HD since they're not included in the Japanese release.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget the surprisingly good acting and voice direction
                of course after that treehouse fricking tumbled off of a cliff and never recovered

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure they got the voice of Optimus Prime to voice the Chariot Master. Don't quote me on that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Actually it was the original Skeletor. Alan Oppenheimer. I don't doubt that they asked Peter Cullen as well though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Actually it was the original Skeletor
                That's incredible, I knew he sounded familiar. Doubt Nintendo's getting a voice cast that amazing again.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He also did Dyntos too. You can totally hear the Skeletor voice in there.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude fan fiction is okay when I like it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes actually. Same reason why nobody watches Cowboy Bebop with the sub.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I do because the original voices are superior, and everyone else is blinded by nostalgia.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, so you're a weeb. That's cool and all but you were arguing script changes a second ago, not voices.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker did the same for valve and gabe newell as well

                maybe one day they'll make one for sony lmao not likely

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't intended to thank them for localizations, it was specifically a "thank you" for the treehouse live segment during a nintendo E3 event. Still moronic to send something just for that, but then Ganker also sent Kojimbo and Gaben cards before.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not the “get well soon” card for Iwata?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Careful, you'll trigger that one gay that gets mad whenever you imply 3 is a downgrade in some ways from the previous games.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >lives in fear of his boogeyman delusions
            i pray for you, schizo

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry that 3 wasn't an improvement across the board, homosexual kun. Unfortunately splatfests are one of the areas with 3 that are just objectively worse than its predecessors. Cope and seethe.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They happen less and they're actually playable now (still for obly half their duration) so they've been massively improved from previous games

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The themes are worse and tricolors are objectively shit, try again.
                >massively improved
                hahahaha you gotta be joking

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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous

                The best Shifty Station

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pure soul.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this how my loyalty to GrizzCo is paid!?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got the keychain from ebay, it's nice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >oh cool it’s on ebay
          >$30

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fujos are going to get crazy with these designs

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick that yebby on the right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone does

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it has already started
        jtveemo next

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bawd.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They just love giving big man cum ink for some reason.

        Meanwhile in the west we get yellow, blue, and fricking orange. How boring

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where can I find boys like this IRL??

        FRICK

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's a girl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Proof?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Chest

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is no differentiation between chest sizes in game. Even in that art his chest is hardly pronounced. How do you know that's not just pecs bro?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a rerun of Knights vs Wizards with Rogues added as the third choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want ninjas vs pirates vs knights. We already have all the headgear needed for it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got that glory to grizzco image?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Squigga shut yo goofy ass up!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        man you know the state of splatfests in this game is fricking dire when the best splatfests we've had are the sponsored ones

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that the ONLY splatfest to get an entirely unique tricolor layout was the Zelda shillfest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        here’s a new moronic version

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact the shoes in the middle aren't in 3 yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're about to drop a frick ton of Splat 2 gear in the next season, so that's probably why

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow Fry didn't get Fryday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow
      There was no chance they were going to present the days out of order.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It always goes from left to right with Shiver, Frye, then Big man.
      For Frye to get Friday they’d have to mix up the order of the days which would be jarring

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Frye doesn't win this one then I don't know what else they can do to push her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's too late to salvage Frye, at this point they're just going to have to admit defeat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Saturday

      As much as i want Frye to win, it just sealed her fate she wasn't going to win. Its going to be Underaged target central for the other 2 teams.

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    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At this rate the next Splatfest will be "pick the number your prefer between 1 and 3". Wtf is that shit, where's the fun in these themes ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >...fun?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically I'm a big fan of the number 3.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        get a load of number 3gay over here when 2 is objectively better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nogami while he was making Splatoon 3 literally be based around the number 3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3, obviously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CURSED! Youve just officially cursed a splatfest with this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they waste the "Favorite Member" fest so early? I know we're getting "Favorite band" reskined for the last one, but it's still a weird move

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how is it weird, they used it for the first anniversary since they knew they wouldn't use it for the final fest, when would be a more fitting time to use it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, I'd use it for the next one, launch the big dlc and fish returning players with the most divisive fest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it wasn't favorite member, it was who makes the best leader. They very well could recycle it into "favorite" down the road.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Squid Sisters are the OG
    >Off the Hook has the Yuri shippers on their side.
    What does Deep Cut have?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer memers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big Memers and Shiver Coomers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it’s a lot more diverse you got
      >shiver coomers
      >frye twitter trannies
      >big man redditards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hating on Big Man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >actually LIKING reddit man

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ok shivertroony

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >shivertards being trannies
              don’t xey b***h and moan about her?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Big Man is a barely animated cardboard cutout of a character.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            At one point he was just a big cohock lol

            >shivertards being trannies
            don’t xey b***h and moan about her?

            Bingo. Shiver is a woman and it eternally makes twitrannies seethe

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >that top right design
              perfection

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Whats kind of funny is that Deadfish seems to be exactly what they want but they don't even mention her.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dedfish was already confirmed a woman in the previous game. They did initially push for her but she's clearly got a female figure.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly what’s the deal with no one seemingly being able to know what gender a character is these days?
                Back in the day it was intuitive, if they looked like a girl they were a girl, and if they looked like a boy they were a boy, simple as. Yea you got some ambiguous ones like the whole gursha and penny thing from pokemon when they were revealed but otherwise it was all that simple
                But now if they aren’t wholeheartedly busty or anything like that, unless stated otherwise people jump to call them “trans” or “nonbinary” when it’s highly likely not the case. Take Shiver, yea she isn’t rocking a massive chest but she’s clearly feminine and thus a female, yet people just started claiming her as trans/nonbinary and ran with it as if it was the case. And just because of no use of she when talking about Atch in a tweet, all of a sudden she’s nonbinary as well when she’s clearly female
                Why is this? Are they that desperate for an lgbt win that they’ll claim anyone as such if there’s a way they can when it’s obviously not the case? It’s honestly confusing as hell

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon there's been a huge societal shift in the last few years to try and blur the lines between genders and it's very apparent in gaming.

                In the past you chose a male or a female. Now you choose between "body type 1" and "body type 2". There's this push to make everything gender neutral to appease the LGBTQWERTY "community". It's even being pushed in schools as well. Long gone are the days of just biological sexes. Everything has to be needlessly complex just because a bunch of mentally ill people have convinced themselves gender identity is a thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The acknowledgement of the existence of sex traits is being actively warred against, and they have been since at least the early 2010's.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They're grasping at straws right now cause NoA troons used "they" when talking about her in the DLC.
                If I see Pearlbot or anyone else say she or her when the dlc drops I'm screenshoting and posting that immediately

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver Sexo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best music and best girl enjoyers are going to get Frye a win.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Frye
        >best girl

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pearl is ugly, but yes I agree. Frye and Marina best girls.

          I said best girl not best girls. Marina is boring as frick, and I like Frye but she isn't best girl material.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pearl is ugly, but yes I agree. Frye and Marina best girls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yuck! you st/ink/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How can you say Pearl is ugly and then post Frye?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a fryetard thing.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She cute.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she looks like a if a chandelier fell on a milk dud

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's really not though.

                [...]

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ganker has shit taste. This board was flooded by Pal World.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >b-b-but PalWorld!
                Now that's a cope.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like how she just makes fun of you if you lose her Tableturf Battle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The worst idols of all time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They/thems

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They probably intended to have the most out there personalities, at least by the story mode
      But they kinda just, forgot to give em dialogue for the tv spots.
      Pearl proves people will side with the gremlin if she's funny enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best dynamic

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    Anonymous

    Never forget.

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  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone saying the far right is a boy is moronic, it has breasts. It's a dyke, which is at least better than "femboy" troony shit, but it still sucks. Also, no Valentines day fest is moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      boy hairstyle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The hairstyles are for both genders now, i've seen a lot of woomys in the plaza with that hair.

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      Anonymous

      Those were fun times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-O6Vx83bW8

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      Anonymous

      >gato

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Failed.

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    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >woomy with pixiecut
    Yabba dabba doo

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any chance the Palestine posts will die off? I want funny meme community posts again. Not low effort water melons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo has been removing Palestine posts. Hence the water melons. Until posts are no longer tied to Twitter we're just going to have to suffer out here in the West.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There hasn't been funny meme posts since they killed off the miiverse, and everything has to be done through the big social media sites. Now it's all npcs posting in lockstep. Not that I support pissrael or anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah i just want to get the real world shit out of splatoon. I don't play this game too be reminded of real life.

        Nintendo has been removing Palestine posts. Hence the water melons. Until posts are no longer tied to Twitter we're just going to have to suffer out here in the West.

        It's not happening fast enough if they actually are removing them. I turned off the posts because I couldn't report them all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I want funny meme community posts again.
      Me too, shame all we get now is shitty Twitter memes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nintenjannies have been vigilantly removing twitter smut since the very beginning of the game, but the flood of palestine posts seemed to have overwhelmed them. No way in hell they want the plaza to be filled with political posts in their E rated game, especially with side order coming up. A mass purge is coming, but make sure to do your part in reporting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo did add the ability to post without a social media account, but the feature has not been activated yet. OatmealDome explained that the feature is activated via a server-side switch.

      Interestingly, Nintendo hasn't updated the Nintendo Switch firmware to rename Twitter to X in the post menu, nor have they changed the icon. Wondering if Nintendo may remove Twitter posting entirely in the near future like Sony did. At that point, I assume they'd flip the server switch for posting without an account.

      Things would definitely improve if not linked to social media, as the only way for posts to gain traction would be organically through in-game "Fresh!" pushes. No more troony armies who don't own the game liking the post on Twitter until it shows up in everyone's plaza.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would appreciate that so much. Don't like musk or Twitter in general. But the irl clout that people chase is terrible. I need more quality art in general.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It seems like the plaza post quality increases a lot around splatfest time, but with this theme I have no clue.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen not enough through my sphere. I feel like I'm surrounded by children and twit tards more often then not.

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  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why red bean paste could've been jelly filling or something and have it be worldwide.

    Also in the first case the splatfests should've been something related to Valentine's day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      card, candy, or flowers
      Splatfest is saved

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  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have any hope for Side Order?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do, I think the Enemy Design are leagues better than the Octos we usually fight in Single-player and I play a lot of Rogue-like.

      I just wish we could play it as new Agent 3 instead of Agent 8 again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There very well may be different playable characters beyond Agent 8. It's been rumored for a while you'll be able to play as inklings as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's going to have a decent amount of polish to it. I hope it really is fun to replay. It'd be nice if we got those unique weapon skins for the multiplayer. Only two weeks away, so we'll know soon enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Better shot of the dualies

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      Anonymous

      if you want to coom so badly go make another thread

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big Runs have not been all they were cracked up to be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, Fish. I won't lose my favorite snacks and games to creatures like you.

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    Anonymous

    Has this just become a funny Squid post thread? Because I'm not against that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's whatever you want it to be anon, always has been

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they make whipped cream a boy and why is he so fricking sexy holy shit

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just reported PearlWoomy again lads

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something something fill the Custard Squid with MY Custard something something.

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    Anonymous

    I love how much effort the artists put in for the fictional bands.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    An unusually high amount of NPCs with no posts in the Plaza today.
    So it must be working.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Purge em boys. Quick. Post maria boobs!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yep!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This person is straight up obsessed I can't even find the post you screenshotted. Imagine being that terminally online that you even have the time to play video games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed that too. Guess I'll do my part.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a pool that Ganker uses?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but the pool's been closed due to AIDS for a while now.

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        Anonymous

        Yes, but the pool's been closed due to AIDS for a while now.

        Thanks. Good choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do I start/join a pool lobby? To be clear I AM in the pool, I get notifications from others in the pool, but seemingly have no way to join their game or start a pool game of my own.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        open a room "with friends", then in the lobby hold Y to send an invite to everyone in the pool

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          k. ty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you can also join rooms from the match menu by press R twice to see the list of pool notifications, press A on any room to try join it

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even if it had M 8 that shit was a great read

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why aren’t there any good Agent 8 doujins

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically the shipping with 3, it can be good but for some reason it attracts all the Yuri and yaoi artists

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >140m power eggs
    I kneel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Proud of you, Ricey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i could do that... if i felt like it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t like that kind of thing

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >level 42 catalog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Play during the upcoming splatfest for some increased catalogue experience.
      If you do your daily win outside of that you should get to level 70ish easy. For the rest play anarchy open for easy points without having to worry about your rank. Otherwise grind turf war mindlessly for consistent points win or lose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you, Catalogs. Making the stupid Emotes I'll never use at the end of the Catalog. I must have them!

      On a different note, do you guys use Cash for anything nowadays? Nothing new in the Shops, Washing Clothes isn't necessary if you play Salmon Run, that just leaves the Shell-out Machine and that damn thing hates me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I upgrade stars or buy stuff that I don't have yet from the locker shop. I don't play every day so my cash runs out quickly. Also shell out gatcha machine.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss shillfests.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a ceewee?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    first gold Megalodontia?
    https://twitter.com/Kotoa_Daily/status/1753070736846262397/photo/1

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how many anons got their 999 badges this rotation?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now that the dust has settled, what are our thoughts on Octo Expansion?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      garbage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty solid expansion that makes up for 2's base campaign being a bit of a copy-paste from 1's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kinorific, will be hard to top

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Really good, even if the 8 Ball Levels weren't the best. Commander Tartar was definitely not a Villian I'd expect a series about Squid Kids play Ink Paintball to have.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >8 Ball Levels weren't the best
        t. shitter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      great
      give us a deep sea metro stage when you eventually add octolings to smash nintendo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      side order will not top it and that's okay, it's basically it's own thing and shouldn't be compared, especially considering 3's base singleplayer was more octo expansion-esque.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still the best singleplayer campaign, but even then still feels like a waste of potential compared to its concept.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mogs alterna

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's unironically my favorite switch exclusive and I'd put it in the list of the best nintendo games ever made and I'm 100% serious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only good thing from 2 besides Salmon Run.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a really boring splatfest, but I think I'm okay with that. Last two months went pretty hard, so I between that and current life issues I could use the downtime. Will probably just go for Queen of whatever side I pick, don't matter. Give us the direct with Side Order info, you c**ts.

      I can give you a more informed take after I replay it, but I remember it being really, really fun and amazing. And of course it gave me my baby, so that makes it perfect.

      Damn, that's so cute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she's not your daughter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, then why am I hugging her right now? Check and mate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Tough shit, you ain’t getting a picture.

              >Eggstra Work tomorrow
              >Splatfest next week
              >SO the week after
              >Fresh Season 2024 the week after (and likely Big Run as well)
              Gonna be a busy month to be a splatoon fan

              Splatfest is in 2 weeks, bro, and I’m not gonna put that much into EW. Not planning on it, at least. Roughly a month of taking it easy is good enough for me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Eggstra Work tomorrow
        >Splatfest next week
        >SO the week after
        >Fresh Season 2024 the week after (and likely Big Run as well)
        Gonna be a busy month to be a splatoon fan

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Totally forgot about Eggstra
          you can tell just how excited everyone is for it, which is not at all

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Side Order was three weeks away. It releases on the 22nd, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a really boring splatfest, but I think I'm okay with that. Last two months went pretty hard, so I between that and current life issues I could use the downtime. Will probably just go for Queen of whatever side I pick, don't matter. Give us the direct with Side Order info, you c**ts.

      I can give you a more informed take after I replay it, but I remember it being really, really fun and amazing. And of course it gave me my baby, so that makes it perfect.

      [...]
      Damn, that's so cute.

      Octo Expansion was legit good. And yes, the fact it gave us absolutely precious and adorable Octolings was definitely a positive.
      I don't know what Side Order is about. Splatoon 3 made a lot of changes that indicated to me that it doesn't really respect my time (things like battlepass-style features, timed, missable events, etc), and so I'm hoping a similar mentality does not make it into this expansion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also frick me, I forgot to comment on the image. I love cowgirl veemo! Makes me wish there was more than one look for that in 3 besides the Howdy Hat and the rodeo shirt. Side Order is basically "What if Order won instead of Chaos?" Ordergays won in the end.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That is anon. Though I would argue that the Barazishi Wrap also works well for a cowboy getup. I actually wanted to incorporate it in the drawing but it got covered up by the knee and arms. Maybe if I had done a different pose.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That is
            *thanks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This sort of went downhill. Time would be better spent looking for more Side Order art.

            >That is
            *thanks

            Right, I forget about that one sometimes. Still, it's a great piece and a fine pose. I definitely wouldn't walk by without saying Howdy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >takes place in the deep sea and you can see weird deep sea creatures in the trains
      >no deep sea creatures as new enemies
      >antagonist is an AI
      >no robots or machines as new enemies
      >AI is a remnant from the time of man
      >little focus given to humanity's past or its technology beyond the final boss and his monologue
      >there are only two new unique bosses, agent 3 and the final boss
      >final boss is literally pop the balloons and while high in spectacle is the worst in gameplay in the series
      >best segment of the game is barely an hour long
      >several tests feel like quantity over quality filler, and the match the shape tests are especially dumb time-wasters
      >agent 3 is basically just used as a deus ex machina to save you from the blender, conveniently knocks herself out so she can't explain anything, confront you or help you in gameplay like in the concept art, and so she can then be possessed to force a boss fight
      >3 is entirely irrelevant for the rest of the campaign, and it's never explained what she was doing in the Metro that whole time you were taking tests
      Could've been a lot better, honestly.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Precious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >page 9 in 12 minutes
    christ slow down Ganker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too many new palworld threads being made constantly

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    palworld > splatoon 3
    syimple ays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      two completely different genres of games moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Palworld doesn't have squid girls so nope

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3 weeks until side order…

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Friday, a day of penance and abstinence from meat, the day our Lord was Crucified
    >Saturday, the classic childhood weekend day and the israeli Sabbath, a day not much happens on
    >Sunday, the Lord's Day, the day everyone goes to Mass
    Yeah, I'm thinking the choice is simple. It's Sunday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listen, if Jesus and God wanted me to go to Church, they should have offered me Pizza instead of bread and wine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesus and God
        Jesus is God the Son, and he offers you his body and blood, which are much better than pizza.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Better than Pizza

          Everything Squid Satan said about you was right!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pizza is the single most overrated food. Not to say it is bad, but it is kinda like a middle-of-the-road dish; but everybody treats it like one of the greatest of all time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      May we have a blessed Splatfest! God bless you friend.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can you draw Big Man giving birth?

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they fixed the full room comm error thing

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does someone have the pic of the weapons without 2nd kit yet

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone fishing?

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you run into people from the pool in freelance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I leave when that happens

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Baby-making sex with cephalopods.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >evp 20
    Sorry L

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ggs salmon

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for working with me, MS. Shame we only got 3 Silver for that Cohozuna kill.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a new salmon rotation now right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yep and its bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's good

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ggs SR

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GG !

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >octoling gear datamined
    Is this real?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's been datamined for ages

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like she fricks Inkling Boys.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exclusively

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it the fuzzy octo's gear?

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gonna make one more room and give it another go. Might get demoted but the other rotations don't look much better than this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can join the other room if you want

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think the poor lad had enough of me for one night.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >comm error
          10 minutes

          it's no big deal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >no customers
            Ah well, I'll just spam invites

            Your too kind L.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's absolutely hilarious to see all the Inklings with no Lobby posts above their head because they got reported.

    Ha ha.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what that is? I was wondering why almost every single squid around the lobby entrance was lacking a post.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We reported their asses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bed time now, good night! Morning, whatever.

        It's due to the efforts of all of us working to make a difference and clean up the filth in the game. Make sure to do your part next time you start it up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Gn sis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think the few cephs around the lobby entrance never have posts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lobby entrance always has the players from your last played match

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    10 minute timeout is over.
    room looks full gl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3/4

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        did you fill up?

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pearl Best.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    live

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody else really want an Inkopolis walking sim? Like you just go around and take in the sights of the city Club Penguin style?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      splatoon club penguin clone would be grooming central, we've seen they can barely moderate the couple dozen posts we already have at a time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like any sort of slice of life tbh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gaaaaaaaaaaaay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want Splatoon Tony Hawk, and I never even liked th Tony Hawk games. I just have nostalgia for them becuase my brother loved them and they had good soundtracks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nogami makes your tony hawk splatoon game, BUT all the songs are damp socks feat. off the hook

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I just want more Skatoon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nogami makes your tony hawk splatoon game, BUT all the songs are damp socks feat. off the hook

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gg team. just wanted the last king.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the Nip splatfest? Best donut filling?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's simply "Which do you like?"

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Cooking Spinoff where we open up a food stand and break the monopoly the Jellyfish have.

    Why should they get all the profits from Splatfests!?

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got to team up with Ricey again, that's always a nice surprise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What EVP?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was Egg VP 400 at the time, I don't know what his was.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure he's around the same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was Egg VP 400 at the time, I don't know what his was.

      same. was it at the beginning of the rotation? i ran into him about 30 minutes in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I didn't run into him until like 3 hours into the rotation.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, we only have 6 more months of GrizzCo Gear left and hopefully one last GrizzCo Store Update.

    What a career in fish murder, huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's crazy to think how salmon run will be over...

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GG's L thanks for the invite

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Middle looks like she's taking a shit

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    going to make a salmon room at rotation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta get bonuses so i’d be down. Anyone else need bonuses?

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the H3 frickin blows

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of the worst Weapons in Salmon Run, alongside the Ink Brush and the Bamboozler.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        talkin normal playing. its just a fricked up shit weapon
        every other weapon can juke your shot and you're frickin dead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only bad weapon in SR is the inkbrush Everything else is viable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          says the moron while the last junction rotation proves his moronic opinion wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            t. shitter

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              weak cope makes you look even more moronic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The only bad weapon in SR is the inkbrush Everything else is viable.
          You guys say stuff like this and then every other rotation is the worst rotation ever wahhh frick this rotation wah wah wah!
          Its ok to admit theres an actual gradient of usefulness between every weapon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            and if we want to be nice about it we can say inkbrush has the smallest gradient out of any weapon in Salmon Run and it wouldn't be an exaggeration.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              WHEN THE FRICK WAS I EVER ARGUING AGAINST THAT??? FRICK OFF

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down you sperg.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        H-3 sucks but at least it has damage and range, much like bamboo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the semi autos are never fun to use in sr

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that was my fault sorry

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I havent touched this rotation at all yet. Is anyone open with an unfilled room?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I need my bonuses, so if you wanted to open up a room go for it. Gotta use the bathroom first, though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gg’s, can’t stick ‘round for long

        I havent touched this rotation at all yet. Is anyone open with an unfilled room?

        Finished up my bonuses, so you can take my spot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Going to do one more king. 2/4 salmon room up.

          GGs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          GGs

          GG's

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Would have stayed for longer, but i'm pretty salmoned out after yesterday. See you for eggstra.

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    basket please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        goto the basket when youre not at quota dipshit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, I much prefer it by the shore. You may stay by the basket if you please

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Going to do one more king. 2/4 salmon room up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you reopen? Didnt mean to leave

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it, never mind. Something came up, I’ll just freelance later.

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you angry or something? Why did you pop two specials right when we landed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Name, now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not carrying the /vg/ guy

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    didnt mean to leave the room

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 salmon room up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna turn on my game and this shit will be filled

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we're filled senpai

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I knew it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            make a room

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              eh
              I don't really feel like going through the effort
              I don't even particularly want to play and already did two kings on this rotation, I just have nothing better to do so I'd be a fourth for one king

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since that was a quick king I'll do one more

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should we keep doing the ramp for glowflies? I guess its kind of hard when theres no rollers on the lineup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It should be fine

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 room up

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sup reefbro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sup

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Annoyance dealt with, time to get that cash money.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pools closed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice to take a quick jaunt around the see and see all those people silenced. But there are still reports to be made.

        Prove it, post an afro.

        What is your opinion on fang? He said you have a stick up your ass.

        He's a gigantic hypocrite, so that statement doesn't really surprise me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >jaunt around the see
          City, damn it. I meant city.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            From the river to the sea, we shall be free!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up, man, the nintenjannies will hear you!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is your opinion on fang? He said you have a stick up your ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you guys seriously act like little kids. just shut up and play

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not everyone is introverted like you

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh we nearly cleared the bosses out that wave 3. nice

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sunday is the best day because it's when vinesauce streams

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3 of the free'est night waves all in one shift
    not sure ive ever seen that happen before

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet win. I don't care what people say about checkpoints, my odds of getting randos who don't suck ass have gone up significantly. Not perfect, but way better than it used to be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Abso-fricking-lutely. There is a gigantic difference between the freelancers on stages I have gold on and stages I have no checkpoint on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >rotation
        FRICK, I wanted to kill a king with those guys!

        The checkpointgay is just baiting, either that or it's some guy deadlocked at vp 40 complaining into the ether about how shit he is. It's one of the best updates they've ever done, and it makes freelancing bearable for once.

        It's so very nice, it is. Reminds me of having 400 Profresh in 2. Not quite the same, but its' something.

        [...]
        Octo Expansion was legit good. And yes, the fact it gave us absolutely precious and adorable Octolings was definitely a positive.
        I don't know what Side Order is about. Splatoon 3 made a lot of changes that indicated to me that it doesn't really respect my time (things like battlepass-style features, timed, missable events, etc), and so I'm hoping a similar mentality does not make it into this expansion.

        I mean, Splatoon has always had missable events. Splatfests and shit. Battle pass feature is no doubt frustrating, though. Was hoping Nintendo would not be swayed by the idea that a game should suddenly become a fricking job.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's good for freelancers but horrible for the pool system.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The checkpointgay is just baiting, either that or it's some guy deadlocked at vp 40 complaining into the ether about how shit he is. It's one of the best updates they've ever done, and it makes freelancing bearable for once.

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll end on that GOLD! GG's guys

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gooooold
    ggs guys

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That was some clean salmon, GGs. Fun weapon lineup this time

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GGs
    That's 333 gold scales for me!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      very nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice!
      one day…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      congrats laphi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >team is mostly doing really good aside from dying a lot
      >finally get coho fight
      >they keep leading it away from eggs for 80% of the fight
      >manage a last millisecond kill, 10 bronze
      Guys, what the frick. I even sort of liked you lot. Oh well, I got my one king.

      Very nice, very nice. Wear that banner with pride.

      >The only bad weapon in SR is the inkbrush Everything else is viable.
      You guys say stuff like this and then every other rotation is the worst rotation ever wahhh frick this rotation wah wah wah!
      Its ok to admit theres an actual gradient of usefulness between every weapon

      >Its ok to admit theres an actual gradient of usefulness between every weapon
      Indeed, there are tiers to SR usefulness. There are weapons I love and weapons I don't mind. Though anybody who says inkbrush is anything but the bottom of the barrel is master baiting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brush is at the bottom and bambo and the semi autos are down there with it. carbon also kinda mid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          both h3 and l3 are mid and you being a shit tier timmy who can't think above holding zr doesn't change that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            agreed theyre mid af

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >af

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hard disagree, SR bamboozler is my shit and I get excited every time I see it in a loadout. By semi-autos, do you mean the nozzle noses? Those are mostly around the middle.

          Why didn't you host?

          Because I didn't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't you host?

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yaoi jesus
    brother the mudslimes you're batting for would literally stone you the moment they saw you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Islam is right about gay people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nooooo not the heccin watermelonerino!

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Octos were a mistake

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rooms filled? i want a couple kings

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every time i solo queue turf and see someone pop the ultra stamp i know at least half of my team is about to die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      run the billion ways to get rid of stamp like chargers, splatlings, tri stringer or ink mine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I cant kill it every single time, sometimes the positioning doesn't line up or I'm not in the direct area to babysit my teammates. Not my fault if the game decides to match me up with dumbasses who need babysitting.
        >running a specific set for turf war
        nah I just use it for messing around and getting weapons to one star

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          stop caring about morons dying then, it's splatoon to begin with and turf war, it would be filled with brainless wastes of space

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            or how about you stop caring about others not stopping caring about morons dying. checkmate moron

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pro
    >jet
    >clash
    >carbon
    >inkbrush
    >poo tuber
    >poogas
    >tetras
    >pisser
    all of these are trash tier and no amount of cope will change that
    zero dps/zero efficiency/dumb gimmick shit has no place in SR, throw it into the trash where it belongs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post badges

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      clash blaster is a good trash clearer though. the rest I can agree with but I dont know what pisser is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >clash blaster is a good trash clearer though.
        lmao no

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          name? fc? rank?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pro and jet will always have a useful niche in being reliable, accurate long distance damage and nothing you say will convince me otherwise. Most of the rest is accurate, though I have no idea what the frick pisser is even supposed to mean. Probably because I'm not thinking about childish nicknames most of my time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >useful niche in being reliable, accurate long distance damage
        It's not a useful niche in a mode where enemies are AI and don't have guns. Move closer, pussy. Even more when this long range comes at a price of wasting a third of a fricking tank and three centuries to kill a single cohock
        >Probably because I'm not thinking about childish nicknames most of my time.
        Or maybe because you're a moron and can't figure out what exactly is an urinal pissing useless slow bubbles

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you seriously trying to tell me that distance isn't useful in a mode where death can in half a second because of getting zerg rushed? Or the simple fact that a lot of the bosses are way easier to kill when you can do it from a mile away without getting ganked by mobs or 2 other bosses trying to eat you. This seriously sounds like taking the piss. How many times has everyone seen an idiot just die on the shore because they got instantly mobbed? DPS is really good but there needs to be a balance. Which is funny to me that you call bloblobber useless when it can safely, if slowly, shit out damage over a long distance. And deal with a lot of bosses in the snap of a finger.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're arguing with a moron, you're not going to convince them

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He thinks bamboo is bad, so you have a point.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >illiterate moron mutt can't go a hour without showing off illiteracy and moronation

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its Ricey hes esl

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cute retar

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >because of getting zerg rushed?
            Know the best way to avoid getting zerg rushed? By fricking killing shit with weapons that don't suck balls, before it can zerg rush you or shit up the place so you can't maneuver
            >without getting ganked by mobs or 2 other bosses trying to eat you.
            If those mobs or bosses are dead they can't kill you, and the easiest way to kill a boss is to have a real weapon and not shit tier plinker that can't even one phase anything and by the time it kills anything the battlefield is already at max spawn capacity as moron isn't killing shit
            >How many times has everyone seen an idiot just die on the shore because they got instantly mobbed?
            I don't give a shit about moron timmies like you dying on a shore and other various skill issues
            >DPS is really good but there needs to be a balance.
            It's a fricking horde mode, dps and efficiency are kings and the rest only matters if it's a useful gimmick like armor piercing/explosive damage
            >slowly, shit out damage
            >in the snap of a finger.
            You're contradicting yourself, moron, though this is not surprising from someone defending a moron magnet. Stay in your shitty room with your moron e-friends

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Good grief, I quit. You are a delusional fool utterly incapable of thinking outside the box. You also act like it's even possible to have all DPS weapons in a mode where no one can choose their weapon. Utter failure.
              >You're contradicting yourself
              Not precisely. The blobs are slow but still do great damage. You ever blob a steelhead point blank? Dude disappears.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You type like someone without anyone children

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh did you seriously blow a gasket over "poo tuber"? KEK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because you say so, Ricey. We believe you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ricey seems more like the type of person who would start a 12 hour pedantic and moronic argument about why brush is good or something

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOTHING PAINTS THIS ROTATION IS SHIT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're shit lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How much do you weigh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're shit at the game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            When was the last time you ate a salad

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Last time your momma invited me over, so last night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats true but you dont need that much paint in sr. These weaps can all paint themselves out of shit situations which is more useful than one spray and 3 shit weaps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wiper???????????

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread would be so much better with regional flags. Im starting to realize who the shitposters are.

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More like bampoozler. braaaaap

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brap sniff brap sniff brap sniff sr room going up now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      name of host?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its me. Join up

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love boobs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Noice

          Love this art, sauce?

          Based coomer please save this thread. I hate all the homosexuals here. At this point just kill the thread

          Say no fricking more, anon. :p

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based coomer please save this thread. I hate all the homosexuals here. At this point just kill the thread

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We need a discord to be honest.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No we fricking dont why would I want to soend even more time with you stupid c**ts? I fucjing hate you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Go to /ink/ then

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                this thread is practically /ink/ anyway with all the name droppers, screaming matches and coomers posting inbetween it all

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can leave anytime, sis.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so mad all of a sudden hes just callin a spade a spade. Only reason why you would jump to that conclusion if you were one of the shitposters

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Youre the one bringing up trannies

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't me.
                Some guy was crying about how much he hates this place. The door is that way, leave if you don't like it. You guys just aren't very smart are you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Goto the place thats the same but worse
                Why tf would i do that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                because you need to go back, st/ink/y
                while you're at it take octo troony and its fake discord with you, we don't want them

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  133. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's all gone quiet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe there's a serious chance we're dealing with yet another brainwashed/possessed ally plot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can, this would be the third time. Unless there's one I'm missing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Third time too many, give it a rest Nintendo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Now this is some fricking quality right here. Glad people still remember the Padre, but still sad that he got left behind.

            Nintendo is all about threes, just look at their boss fights.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's pretty good

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I made gun gestures with my hands just now.

                That's terrible! What's the artist name?

                Please don't post the artist name

                You people disgust me. Here you go.
                https://twitter.com/Mei_tyan_n

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Noooooo I was being serious I don't want that artist's pics poster here AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *posted

  134. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  135. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >found an artist with a really cute style
    >but they only draw weyyos and gay stuff
    This hurts on a spiritual level.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's terrible! What's the artist name?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't post the artist name

  136. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is this guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the true villain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Seems a tad too obvious to me, but then Tartar was also in most of the OE art.

        barry

        But Barry C. is a fish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      barry

  137. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Been having some miserable Series games lately. Matchmaking sticking me in laggy japanese games aside, I've noticed an uptick in frontliners, short range weapon users, who are just really passive and frankly, massive cowards. They get no kills, they try to trade with backliners and mid range guns that easily out-range them, they don't get in there and fight, they barely ever flank their enemies, they don't paint routes, they don't super jump in, they place no beakons, they throw like, one bomb every hour, they do not paint the zone, they do no ride the tower, they do not carry the rainmaker, they do not get any clams in the basket. They accomplish nothing, while using the Accomplish Things weapons.
    I get it, this game is, objectively, a sensory nightmare. There's explosions every half second, shots constantly fired, bombs are always going off, specials are always in play, it's a nightmare out there. But that's the thing, the game is loud and visually hell for a reason, as a frontliner, it's meant to make you mad, you're meant to see all this carnage and start frothing at the mouth, you're meant to go in there with raw rage, until you make the enemy team shut the hell up, you're meant to kill them, you're meant to give them the same hell they give you, you're meant to fight head on, off to the sides and then back in again, move around, ink the zone, sit on the tower for a bit, carry the rainmaker, kick down their door, break open their basket and cram it full of clams with nothing but fury in your heart for these laggy sons of fishes with as much fire as can be.
    Do not be scared, do not be passive, do not fear death, bring it instead. A passive frontliner is a worthless frontliner. Leave that job to the backliners. Embrace the carnage.

  138. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Marina draws Agent 8
    lel

  139. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The true baby that she is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agent 8 is not a baby, she is a remorseless killing machine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's late, thread almost dead and I'm tired. Last ones for now, her face is so cute.

        She's my little chubby cheeked angel and was forced to fend for her life.

  140. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >She's a jolly fellow!

  141. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hope there's some happy ones somewhere down the line.

  142. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's going to get so much fricking porn, isn't he?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i hope so

  143. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Join my Eggstra Work Room in 12.5 hours

  144. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least Big Man will get some good art out of this fest

  145. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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