Lol just leave, you’re bringing your team down because you’re clearly not on the same page. Just play with freelancers, the pool isnt going to be able to carry you to gold.
If you’re going for gold you’re not gonna make it with the literal newfag who is looking for a free ride.
If youve only started playing the game recently and have very little salmon run experience please dont bring down the teams who are trying to get gold.
I know the strat to play. In general I just bought splatoon 3 but I've been playing since the first game. I used to be rlly good. Now I'm kinda rusty and getting used to the new changes
Don't bother playing eggstra work with pool. As you can see they're being more bitchy than usual. If you want to play salmon run just freelance for a bit until you get the hang of the game. You can try playing with pool next rotation. Oh, and because of a schizo that cases drama here we don't namedrop. If you want say something to another anon use their initials.
Oh fuck off. Eggstra has less than 3 hours left and you expect people to carry someone who doesn’t even know about suicide when you don’t get enough eggs?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's why I told him not to. Also, enjoy your precious bronze sticker lol
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lol nice passive aggressive jab. It’s almost as if this is a mode designated for autistic overfishing. I already have gold Eggstra, and I know the work involved to do it. Just because you dont give a shit about giving gold doesnt mean other people should have to pick up their slack. If people want to get gold, everyone has to be capable and on the same page, especially with only a couple of hours to go. If the newfag showed up two days ago people would have been a lot more friendly about it. It’s like working on a group project and you split the duties four ways and then one guy shows up on the final day before its due and says “uhh sorry guys not sure what I should be doing, can you guys help me out??”
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Retard argument, by that logic you'd be fine with playing with someone in apprentice during a 999 climb, because are yous seriously getting upset over a badge?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can predict their next comment already, behold: >HURF DURF WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT GETTING MEANINGLESS 999 BADGES ANYWAY LAWL
Why try and spoonfeed the newfag when they’re clearly just here to piggyback for the event? Im not being bitchy, Im being realistic. Now is not the time for niceties. This is not a casual friendly mode. Im just saying what everyone else is too nice to say. >why are you jumping in the water guize??
Now is not the time to babysit newfags!
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you seriously getting this upset over fucking eggstra work? I can understand getting this worked up over big run, but fucking eggstra work? lmao
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why would big run be anymore important? Eggstra work is harder to get gold on, and is much less frequent than big run. Im not even going for gold this time, but for the people who are I guarantee you they dont want to have to babysit someone who has zero idea what they’re doing with only a couple hours remaining. Im not even mad, just being realistic here. Just play with freelance if you have no idea what you’re doing, it’s been said multiple times already.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sorry. I should've specified that I'm not playing for gold. I just wanted to make a room so we can communicate and make friends. My room has two slots open if anyone wanna join.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, it's all good. Nobody is angry at you for not knowing.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ok groomer
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
epic non sequitur
is this what your argument has become?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>and make friends
I hate to break to you but here is not the place to be making friends really
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he's not in the groupchat
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>He doesn't go to the local play meetups
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've already created a mixer and telegram group chat which is primed and ready for the next tournament
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Thank god, I was going to make a telegtram myself just in case. That pajeetware was awful.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, this time it will be MUCH smoother for communication
Yesterday I had freelancers doing the wall-cling strat on the wave 2 glowflies, instead of just using the roller by the basket, all three of them. They couldnt deposit any eggs, I just killed myself right then and there
I only played 5 eggstra shifts and Ive lost all interest to do anymore. Shit is just lame. It would take a perfect team who is on point for every wave to break 230+ and it’s going to take a stroke of luck for that to materialize in the final hours. It will also take lots of lecturing and one guy bossing around the others saying “hey do this and that on this wave and you do this and that here…” etc etc. If you all just keep playing without guiding each other how to win, you wont get gold, and that’s assuming your team even has the ability to even do the job right. If one person is not carrying their weight, you wont make gold. You all basically have to follow the youtube strats as well to get it. It’s very rigid with very little room for flexibility. If you dont stick to the plan perfectly you wont make it.
i grinded the very first one
missed the gold by a few eggs because i couldnt get into a good lobby
havent played a single eggstra since
they're made to be grinded the fuck out of in a short span of time which I'm completely DONE doing with this fucking game. I just want to play an hour or two every couple rotations at my own pace.
You have the right idea. It’s a pointless event and poorly structured mode with shit rewards. A badge and a sticker for hours and hours of autism that isnt even enjoyable to play, forcing you to restart when you fuck one thing up and do it all over again. it’s just not a very good mode, and I feel sorry for the people who bust their ass for days and are only off fby one egg.
Im all for being nice and friendly with new players but it is unironically a dick move to join a team that is out of your league. I dont know what that players intentions are, but they cant get gold especially if they’re just now starting and have no grasp on how to play the mode or dont even know the specific strats. The entire reason this mode exists is for team based overfishing autism, and if you’re not on the same page you’re actively preventing your team from hitting the goals they want, it’s a dick move. If your goal is to just get the bronze medal or whatever then just freelance. This is not the time to try and carry inexperienced players if you’re trying to get a top score
That's fucking cute but someone asked if someone wanted to play some eggstra work, the anon asked if he can join and then he's a dick. He didn't event want gold I think, only to improve himself a bit and play with others
Yeah well if he didnt want gold he shouldnt have joined the room for people trying to get gold. I wasnt even playing with you guys but I said what nobody wanted to say because everyone wants to be nice. The newfag would have just brought down their waves and made them more miserable. There are only a couple of hours left, people need every shot they can to make gold and dont have time to babysit new players who are just jumping in.
The thing is there was no gold mentioned, just an invitation to play. Funny thing is I don't see the people being super bitchy this eggstra work improving their score. They should just join an overfisher discord if they really want the gold that bad huh
How about the newfag joins the hazmy discord then so other groomers can babysit them? Your logic is fucking retarded. Multiple anons in the pool together have gotten gold every big run/eggstra with no discord needed.
There’s not many open eggstra rooms right now. Chances are the people playing are trying to get gold. It’s like an Overachiever joining a hazard level max room just so they can get super bonuses. They’re just a liability at that point and if they cant get the hint, then somebody has to be the bad guy and telll them that room isnt for them.
>roller and gal stay on the left. leave and lure when the eel and steelhead appear >stringer and wiper on the right >don't stress about the eggs on the right since snatchers will carry them >inkjet for the stingers/flyfish on the left near the end of the wave >wave breaker on the left for more eggs near the end
Wave 3 is the most difficult one. But basically you have to split the team up in two to take care of both sides. You can leave the eggs on the right side as the snatchers will fly them to the basket. On the left side you probably want to bust an inkjet to take care of the two stingers and flyfish. It’s basically the make or break wave of this event, it’s very tough to get it right.
Hot dog, I got time to play today! That 999 may not be a pipe dream after all,
If people are gathered, I think I'll do it for a little while before resuming my climb. I'm familiar with the strategies but I haven't actually practiced them well so it'll probably take me a bit to get the rhythm down.
Alright well stage rotation is in 15 minutes. I recommend one of us makes a password room at the time if we want one last attempt at it. My expectations are low but it’s worth a shot.
Sounds good, I'll make it once the maps change. Not really expecting super ultra high score, but it'd be nice to get at least over 200. If we get something good enough, I'll likely go back to the 999 attempt.
Already did, but might as well do a quick refresher. You got a preferred weapon you wanna use for it? I don't really have one, they're all pretty good.
I don't give a fuck about the sticker you absolute retard, 3 hours left in eggstra is not the fucking time to babysit newfags, how many times do I have to say this before i penetrate your ironclad skull?
If you think this is bad, wait until the fallout afterwards when so many hard working anons get cucked out of gold. This happens literally every eggstra, big run, and even splatfests.
Uh righhht
Im pretty sure the meltdowns from team love and team frye during the idol fest were way way worse. I didnt see shiver fans freaking out after splatoween, they seemed content with all the cool art. I didnt really see much meltdowns from anyone during Splatoween compared to some of the previous fests
>still letting shivgods live rent free in your mind years after it ended >half the posts about the results were just people talking about shiver not winning
its so over for you
>This happens literally every eggstra, big run, and even splatfests.
Salmon shit is another level since you get special badges and trophies.
Imagine if that shit happened with splatfest, you'd probably see murders happen.
Hey roller, you can roll over chum. For glowflies you just have to barely edge forward, but you cant stand still. With the other waves please just roll over trash
I don't get the decision of not letting you with the same group if you press continue during eggstra work. There's some decent players in freelance and it takes a few games to play better together as a team
Not sure you ought to be running out of ink that fast. Are you actively moving? That drains you faster, just stand still and slightly move the stick forward.
Roller should be moving sometimes to grab eggs. Anyone can roll in place and never refill ink, but it's better for the egg count if they take the risk and push forward every now and then
Finally, made it through another one. We are super not coordinated for waves 3 and 4. Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong as gal? I feel like I'm not doing as much as I could. Also feels like no one else was watching that strat video.
stringer, half charges are what you want. The damage is much stronger than tap shots and the explosive barbs are very helpful. Try and focus on popping steeheads with charged shots, better run.
Well that was a gigantic waste of time. Gonna have to accept my bronze sticker. Should've just stuck to my 999 climb, of which I probably won't make it. Oh well. I'm gonna go back to doing that now.
I'll be real with you, that's the weapon I wanted the most since it's was probably the best one on this EW. But you're the one I trust most of these people, so I let you have it.
Yea, tried the other roles and i’m way too impatient for the stringer, and never even got the roller. Hopefully gold is lower but I doubt it heavily. If only we had more time we could’ve gotten higher for sure Also would help with the climb but i’m all salmon’d out. Gl with the climb, you’re in good hands
Bro it’s going to be way over that. Gold last time was 217. The first eggstra it was 205 or something like that. You’ll be lucky to get silver with that
That was some nice attempts anon, everyone cheering on each other and improving each try. I'm sure we could have scored higher without that DC. Paid online btw lol
Just got to try it for the first time, only for 15m though. Did not realize there would be 5 waves... whoops.
On both my attempts it gave me tri-stringer, my main weapon. Was that a coincidence or does it try to give people the weapon they're most experienced with?
No, only eggstra. Regular salmon run it’s always random. With eggstra it’s not guaranteed you’ll get the one you have equipped, but you have a better chance
Although the world of splatoon mimics human society (and we now know how that happened), i feel that 'civilised' Splat society is a thin veener over a system that is still very animalistic, fierce, and brutal. I think Cannibalism is not quite the huge taboo that it is in our world.
First, the sea creatures eat mostly seafood. Now, an octoling having takoyaki isn't cannibalism; they are eating lesser creatures, just as we eat lesser mammals. But it would be as if our main meat source were primates instead of cattle.
Plus, tentacles are commonly cut and removed like hair- but the byproduct is a sort of food. I imagine there is no taboo in cooking up the clippings.
Then, salmonids. They have an entire tribal culture around "eat AND be eaten". They prepare themselves for consumption as they arm for battle. And it's all but confirmed that they will eat cephs if given the chance. Cephs, too, eat salmon- eggs and flesh.
Also remember that these are all animals that have just recently and rapidly evolved intelligence.
I would not be surprised if a few hard-living desert tribes in the Splatland wilderness practice straight up "eating other people" Cannibalism.
>i feel that 'civilised' Splat society is a thin veener over a system that is still very animalistic, fierce, and brutal.
thats just called human society
>making a high intensity multiplayer-focused game >on the Switch
This entire game makes me want to die. I can’t understand how people tolerate NSO, and Splatoon 3 demonstrates a strange insistence on capturing a dedicated / hardcore playerbase (catalogue, SR’s difficulty, etc) on a platform that will always be dominated by clueless kiddos. This IP was enabled by Nintendo, but ironically, it’s also held back by them.
It’d still be tough, but unlike on NSO, you’re in an environment where you have easier access to team building options (including voice chat) and could reasonably expect decent connections (maybe even filter out bad ones). Seventh Gen consoles (not the Wii kek) btfo NSO’s experience, for fuck’s sake.
what’s even the point of this kind of copium >DUDE IMAGINE HOW MUCH BETTER NINTENDO GAMES WOULD BE ON PC
yes everyone knows the switch hardware is shit and switch online is even shitter bit they’re not going to port shit to PC
>missing the point
The Switch is a cheaply built turd. But the concept is good, and the hardware is more than sufficient for most exclusives. Splatoon is an exception because the multiplayer-focused model is HEAVILY gimped by NSO and the archaic experience provided. I am in no way exaggerating when I say the PS3 btfo NSO’s experience despite launching in ~06, and that shit was free.
You’re preaching to the choir. Everyone who has played Splatoon or any online game on Switch, Wii U, 3DS or Wii knows Nintendo is laughably behind with their internet infrastructure.
>catalogue
bitch you get catalogue for just casually playing through events and shiet
if you don't have at least one filled at the end of the season it's entirely on (You)
>entirely on (You)
Well duh. Playing “casually” is an entirely subjective measurement. The game certainly tries to hold you captive to at least one win a day until the catalogue is filled, and the hours needed are more than I’m willing to put in at this stage. Sucks that SR doesn’t give a better payout because that’s all I ever come back for.
You only need one win a day and play a little bit during splatfests
You dont have the time to play but you have the time to bitch and shitpost in the splatoon thread? Okay buddy
>You dont have the time to play
I could make the time. I just don’t want to. The online experience provided by NSO has never been consistent enough to feel satisfying, so I don’t bother anymore. Hence my original complaint.
>I just don’t want to
then don't complain about (You) issues, retard, you aren't entitled to shit
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Are you *actually* retarded?
You’re preaching to the choir. Everyone who has played Splatoon or any online game on Switch, Wii U, 3DS or Wii knows Nintendo is laughably behind with their internet infrastructure.
You’d think. NSO broke me after a very long career of defending that shit, though. Didn’t mind as much when online multiplayer was free and limited to fairly casual party games. Then they went and approved a premium charge for the “privilege” of using an online service that would have been embarrassing over 15 years ago, an eternity in software / electronics years. Splatoon is a sore spot because, as good as the concept is, it’s doomed to (arguably) the worst platform possible in terms of achieving the experience they are targeting.
It was my fault. I wanted to see if we could win without going in squid form and holding down zr but the game must have thought I was inactive or something
With how lightly that word is thrown around this is a meaningless comment. Not even the guy whining, but there is a lot still wrong with Splatoon, and there was a lot more wrong at launch. Simply criticizing the state of Nintendo and their shitty online doesnt make you a doomposter you sensitive little ninny. I swear one person criticizes the average sized N and people start losing it. You dont need to doompost but you also dont need to make excuses for Nintendo or the Splatoon devs. They dropped the ball many times with this series. Does it make you a doomposter to talk about how shit Eggstra work is? Come on now, there’s no need to take it personally just because this is the only game you play.
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Fuck yeah, I'm back for more smokeyard buffoonery. Though at this point, I may as well wait for the results. Gonna make a room right after that, at least.
>205
Hahaha, wow, holy shit. Even things had gone just a tad bit better, would've gotten gold. Oh well, it is what it is. I got 3/4 in my room, looking to climb to 999.
Yea, a few more games to hone things and we could’ve gotten that easily. Surprised it lowered from before though. Gl on the climb, keep winning and 999’s yours
Solid first game, I like it. Thanks for coming back to help, man, I appreciate it.
I guess people just couldn't be bothered? It didn't feel too much harder than the others, just needed to get a better hold on things. Oh well, there's always next time.
Oh no it was definitely harder with all those shore bosses on wave 3. If people didn’t bothered it would’ve been much higher since only the autist would be left. Lot less coordination in terms of strats so that’s probably why
Wayyy too much junk that clogged things up and, again, no real strat like the last 2. Using a special to take care of the 2 stingers + flyfish is a no-brainer, and other than that there was the glowfly strat that isn’t even necessary for a high score
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That'll do it.
Nah, there were definitely strats. The video itself showed proof of that, just that we were really all over the place with our runs. It's a shame, really.
If I had done more than the final two hours I could have easily gotten gold. Not bummed about it, feel better about those two hours as we were pretty close for as disorganized as we were. Good games nonetheless, no regrets
Historically the inverse happens when player count drops. That’s been the case for every big run/eggstra, and the datamined participation numbers showed when there was a sever dropoff, scores shot up, which is what happened between the first and second eggstra. Looks like there’s more to it than that and difficulty plays more of a factor than we think. Hell, glowflies alone could have filtered a lot of timmies lol. I saw freelancers doing the wall strat for fuck’s sake
got silver with 200
I only played 3 times for super bonuses and easily could've gotten for gold if I wanted but couldn't be assed especially when I already have the gold badge and the silver sticker looks better anyway lol
>119
I wasn't trying cause I like the beige sticker anyway but what the actual fuck was that wave 3, I don't think I passed it at all in the hour or so I spent playing with randoms
>btfo again
Doomposters were right all the other times with increased scores. Sure, it was never as catastrophic as the shitposts predicted but this is the first time the score was actually lowered. Either way the doomposting works to fuel people to aim higher. I imagine this will be a pleasant surprise for the people who busted ass but were afraid they’d miss it. Better to be safe than sorry yeah
No argument, and nobody’s coping. In fact everyone is happy that the pattern didnt hold. For once we got some much needed egg deflation, which is a relief. But you cant blame people for thinking it would increase, even by a small amount. Still, this is GOOD news! Happy ending for everyone
throwing a bomb on the cockpit should kill it.
Reduce the damage and spread of their missiles and increase the cooldown between missile volleys. Reducing it to one tank could also make it even slower/weaker beyond just firing less missiles.
pretty good idea but I'd make it more realistic by saying it slowly falls and takes 15 secs to hit the ground and explode, would be very helpful in situations where flyfish are in inconvenient places
My solution to the flyfish problem:
Have it function more similarly to flip-floppers/maws where, while tossing bombs in is a quicker method, you can also damage the cockpit to take it down as well
Gives you the option of waiting for it to open for an easier takedown, or damaging it directly for a quicker takedown
i have multiple 999s nonny. they only become a problem when you cant get to them which means your stupid baby teammates arent cleaning bosses and lessers properly
>NOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE THE CHUM JANNY
imagine playing this cuck role
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>t. egg jockey that goes 0-5 >fail quota on wave 3 because the entire basket area is overrun with trash and bosses
good job fucko
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Grizzco EVPers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the salmonids, and I have over 30000000 confirmed splats. I am trained in octarian warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire takoroka divison. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the splatlands and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, homosexual. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can splat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my angle shooter. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Squidbeak Splatoon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
No clue what happened there, everyone just died instantly
Anyway, gotta take my leave to wage, but gg’s regardless. For the third time, good luck with the climb. Not far left to go
I can see the gold and silver stickers in my locker but I can't find the normal one. I don't even see the stickers I got from previous eggstra works. There's too much shit, help.
sub-200 gold cutoff incoming
but we haven't gotten mudmouths, tornado, and cannon waves in any of the previous eggstras yet, so it's probably going to come down to wave 3 and 5 like this one. if wave 5 is NT then eggs might be pretty low on average
>and cannon waves in any of the previous eggstras yet
dumbass. cannons was on hydro. along with mothership.
But yes next should be marooner's gay with mud and tornado
>shit 20 seconds, better get the rest of those eggs in >three eels instantly materialize on the basket
Shit like this is why I kill those fuckers on sight now, no matter how much lurehomosexuals whine.
I have no friends, no direction, and no drive. I'm always tired because I don't eat enough, and I don't eat because I'm too tired to make food or even figure out what I want to eat in the first place.
You need squid jesus.
Keep your head up, make a list of the things you can improve on, goals, things you should do more/less of, and just tackle one little thing at a time. Eating and sleeping is really important so focus on getting that right.
>go 0-3 in my first series >losing my mind over how braindead the shitters they put on me team are >go 5-2 in my next series >30 points gain overall
We’ll take that
Finally fucking did it. Took all damn day, but I got 999 on smokeyard. And we got double gold scales to go with it. Thank you guys so fucking much, holy shit. Now the only thing left is the godforsaken bay. Seriously, I can't thank you guys enough. This was great. And fun, too! But I need a nice, hefty break. Maybe if you guys wanna do suicides in like an hour, I'll be down.
>You last games seemed preeeetyy suHispanicious, so we're gonna have to reset your EVP.
Yeah, I know. I hadn’t anticipated spending as much time as I did on EW. Hell, I’d debated just not trying for 999 since I lost a lot of time there. But quitting’s for chumps.
I'm gong to miss this rotation so much. GG's guys.
You speedran that shit lol. >Maybe if you guys wanna do suicides in like an hour, I'll be down.
I guess I'll join but I'm not going to do the next rotation. I'm burned out man.
Oddly enough, I’n tired but not that tired. But I will probably only do one boss next shift. One can only play so much salmon run.
>godforsaken bay
Dont remind me
100+ shifts and I peaked at 800 EVP before I tapped out. Every 999 Ive attempted, Ive succeeded. That was the first failure and it stung a bit. Im gonna need a superfresh rotation to get that one. Both people in the pool and freelancers (who were all japanese because no one else bothered climbing that high) were struggling. Then eggstra happened and it got worse. An attempt was made. Congrats on Smokeyard, that was a really solid rotation to do it on.
Wanna talk frustration? I got to like fucking 960 or something on Marooner’s and failed to get the badge. It still stings. Just gotta wait for really good weapons and the devil’s own luck. Funny you mention superfresh, I just got the TITLE from today’s roll. Thanks for the words, it was not easy.
You want to talk frustration? Last time I tried for marooner's I got to 800 EVP and proceeded to lose at wave 3 15 consecutive times.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
More or less what happened to me when I reached the mid 900s. Hurts like hell.
I'm not going to bother with marooner or spawning ground 999 unless it's a golden rotation.
Spawning Grounds isn’t really that big of a pain. You could do it with just a decent loadout.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
That map, combined with how broken flyfish and (to a lesser extent) stingers are, makes the hard wall at high evp sting that much more, it fucking sucks. Hoping for a gold or random rotation, or maybe just a solid weapon loadout in the future. Marooner's always seems to get to absolute worst loudouts imaginable, and I'm 99.99% certain nogami hand picks them himself just to fuck with us
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Maybe it's just bias, but I never thought spawning grounds was that bad. Which is funny, because it was by far the biggest pain in the ass in 2, barring high tide smokeyard with randos. All the same, it still feels more than doable, even with the bullshit it can throw your way on high tide. Don't 100% remember how I got mine, but I know for a fact it wasn't a golden rotation. Hell, when they first brought back SG, everyone was calling it horrible for like a month or so. Now that people know how to play on it again in 3, it's pretty so-so. Shame the same can't be said for marooner's.
>got more big shot-killing weapons on the way, too >did all big runs >did all extra >all maps have bronze if not silver badges, and
went into the 300s-500s at random after that >do a minimum one king a rotastion if not 3-5 >STILL have no gold boss badges
JUST GIVE ME IT GRIZZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How much fucking SR does a person have to play to get those fucking things? I still don't have a single one.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I asked a few people and they said they got their gold badges around ~4000 or so games. Of course they probably spend a lot of time on high hazards which will skew the numbers a bit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>sitting at 5093 shifts worked
Okay, then.
3603 shifts according to the app >just got gold scale
yuh bitch
[...]
SG was never bad. homosexuals just never paint walls in the pit or by the docks then die. only issue is loner shit hole island at HT when stinger or flyfish park up there.
It can suck if there are shore bosses on literally all sides, which happens a lot, but people can make it work. >only issue is loner shit hole island at HT when stinger or flyfish park up there.
Pretty much. Every time high tide happens, I pray I have wails or inkjet.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>5093
Never mind, the people I was talking to were probably the kind that frequently get 999s for fun.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I got my first badge at exactly 5100 shifts and my last at 12,600 but for months I used to ignore bosses like flyfish, drizzler, fish stick, and big shots since they weren't really a threat. Oh and suicides inflated the numbers a bit as well
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
just keep playing sis
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
3603 shifts according to the app >just got gold scale
yuh bitch
[...]
SG was never bad. homosexuals just never paint walls in the pit or by the docks then die. only issue is loner shit hole island at HT when stinger or flyfish park up there.
SG was really hard for me but after all this time something clicked and it's not so bad anymore. I don't think Bay will ever click for me, who knows
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think what it boils down to is that on SG, for the most part you can safely go and deal with a threat if your team is preoccupied with other bosses. Bay has no such feeling, you can get fucked no matter what. Smokeyard, too, though to a lesser extent.
>5093
Never mind, the people I was talking to were probably the kind that frequently get 999s for fun.
How do they even do that thing on a regular basis. I have to make time for that shit.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm tired squids, i'mma take a break. was fun though. good luck on the scale hunt >1,315 bronze >639 silver >29 gold
Not the worst to have in reserve.
>How do they even do that thing on a regular basis.
NEETs do infact exist anon.
I used to be one, it was nice. I want to go the fuck back.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well poo, so much for cashing in that EVP. Oh well, you guys deserve the break anyway.
I know, but damn. That's so much salmon run.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>but I know for a fact it wasn't a golden rotation
pretty sure it was
I'm not going to bother with marooner or spawning ground 999 unless it's a golden rotation.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
pussy bitch.
Next season should finally give us grizzco splatling though.
So that'll be some good sex.
That or roller
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
More or less what happened to me when I reached the mid 900s. Hurts like hell.
[...]
Spawning Grounds isn’t really that big of a pain. You could do it with just a decent loadout.
>pussy bitch
The reason why I say that is because I don't care about getting 999 badges. I got 999 this rotation because the weapons were too fun and it sort of just happened.
I’ll attempt it again if I see a great weapon loadout. Previous one was only good, but it just struggled a bit. Painbrush, luna, splat charger and pro isnt that good in retrospect. Just decent. I’ll pick a better shift that isnt overlapping with damn eggstra work next time.
Good luck man
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Imagine an eggstra work but with 4 grizzco weapons. Now that would be kino
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Pretty sure the max egg count is 999, and I'm sure some super autismo team would break the game
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The weapons aren't -that- insane, stop exaggerating. Players are still limited by ink capacity when throwing eggs
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm sure if it was mudmouth fog tornado it would be attainable
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
We will definitely get that as the last eggstra. only question is which 4. I'm hoping for stamper cause I doubt it'll pop up in an eggstra now that wiper has been in.
They'll likely skip to whatever new splatana they add in. Which my bets are on dual wield or great sword
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I’ll attempt it again if I see a great weapon loadout. Previous one was only good, but it just struggled a bit. Painbrush, luna, splat charger and pro isnt that good in retrospect. Just decent. I’ll pick a better shift that isnt overlapping with damn eggstra work next time.
I'm gong to miss this rotation so much. GG's guys.
You speedran that shit lol. >Maybe if you guys wanna do suicides in like an hour, I'll be down.
I guess I'll join but I'm not going to do the next rotation. I'm burned out man.
>godforsaken bay
Dont remind me
100+ shifts and I peaked at 800 EVP before I tapped out. Every 999 Ive attempted, Ive succeeded. That was the first failure and it stung a bit. Im gonna need a superfresh rotation to get that one. Both people in the pool and freelancers (who were all japanese because no one else bothered climbing that high) were struggling. Then eggstra happened and it got worse. An attempt was made. Congrats on Smokeyard, that was a really solid rotation to do it on.
>last ten seconds >enemy custom ball point uses ink vac >feed him a bit to grab his attention, zooka is filled >his vac stops pop special and zooka his ass before he can fire >win
Just fuck you bro.
Lmao.
no idea why that's so hilarious to me but I'm still laughing over it.
A little while back there was a discussion about rarest Salmon Run deaths. Getting killed by a flyfish sprinkle was one brought up, but I had a new one happen recently, as far as I know it was the first time I was splatted by Slammin lid’s “get off me” ladle slap
>got more big shot-killing weapons on the way, too >did all big runs >did all extra >all maps have bronze if not silver badges, and
went into the 300s-500s at random after that >do a minimum one king a rotastion if not 3-5 >STILL have no gold boss badges
JUST GIVE ME IT GRIZZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3603 shifts according to the app >just got gold scale
yuh bitch
Maybe it's just bias, but I never thought spawning grounds was that bad. Which is funny, because it was by far the biggest pain in the ass in 2, barring high tide smokeyard with randos. All the same, it still feels more than doable, even with the bullshit it can throw your way on high tide. Don't 100% remember how I got mine, but I know for a fact it wasn't a golden rotation. Hell, when they first brought back SG, everyone was calling it horrible for like a month or so. Now that people know how to play on it again in 3, it's pretty so-so. Shame the same can't be said for marooner's.
[...]
How much fucking SR does a person have to play to get those fucking things? I still don't have a single one.
SG was never bad. homosexuals just never paint walls in the pit or by the docks then die. only issue is loner shit hole island at HT when stinger or flyfish park up there.
Let's bring up an age old topic.
What should Splatoons first spin off be?
X-com like squad tactics ala Code Name Steam were ink takes place of the steam meter?
TWEWY type action RPG?
Jet Set Radio Spiritual Successor?
Idol/Band management sim?
Life sim around BooyahBase/Inkopolis/Splatlands?
Other?
Also one of you retards fucked up >Ganker can't count to 5
Grim
Easy answer is to make it the successor to Ouendan/EBA. I fucking miss those games so much. >why do they do this. why kneecap us?
Speak for yourself, I love them
I don't have any detailed ideas, but with all the lore, locations, and weapons that Splatoon has it seems like it would be an easy type of game to make. Or even just a basic platformer + shooter.
They could make just about any kind of spinoff they wanted, IF they wanted to.
Looks like we ain't getting some last minute scales. Oh well. I'll do some games once it changes, but only one boss/getting my bonuses. Already too much salmon run in one day.
Anyone up for an eggstra room?
sure, but Im not sure for how long I can play.
Alright, give me a minute to start my switch up
Room up
I'm here
Open
Can I join too? My user is Airika
Please jump in the water when we do
Why? What happened? Why are we throwing the game?
Not enough eggs for a good score = quit and retry.
No point in doing all 5 waves.
Lol just leave, you’re bringing your team down because you’re clearly not on the same page. Just play with freelancers, the pool isnt going to be able to carry you to gold.
My bad. I didn't know.
If you’re going for gold you’re not gonna make it with the literal newfag who is looking for a free ride.
If youve only started playing the game recently and have very little salmon run experience please dont bring down the teams who are trying to get gold.
This, if you're really new to the game I would freelance eggstra because you're not going to get gold
What happened? Why did we throw the game?
you new?
I know the strat to play. In general I just bought splatoon 3 but I've been playing since the first game. I used to be rlly good. Now I'm kinda rusty and getting used to the new changes
Don't bother playing eggstra work with pool. As you can see they're being more bitchy than usual. If you want to play salmon run just freelance for a bit until you get the hang of the game. You can try playing with pool next rotation. Oh, and because of a schizo that cases drama here we don't namedrop. If you want say something to another anon use their initials.
*causes
Oh fuck off. Eggstra has less than 3 hours left and you expect people to carry someone who doesn’t even know about suicide when you don’t get enough eggs?
That's why I told him not to. Also, enjoy your precious bronze sticker lol
Lol nice passive aggressive jab. It’s almost as if this is a mode designated for autistic overfishing. I already have gold Eggstra, and I know the work involved to do it. Just because you dont give a shit about giving gold doesnt mean other people should have to pick up their slack. If people want to get gold, everyone has to be capable and on the same page, especially with only a couple of hours to go. If the newfag showed up two days ago people would have been a lot more friendly about it. It’s like working on a group project and you split the duties four ways and then one guy shows up on the final day before its due and says “uhh sorry guys not sure what I should be doing, can you guys help me out??”
Retard argument, by that logic you'd be fine with playing with someone in apprentice during a 999 climb, because are yous seriously getting upset over a badge?
I can predict their next comment already, behold:
>HURF DURF WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT GETTING MEANINGLESS 999 BADGES ANYWAY LAWL
I fucking despise semantics naggers
Why try and spoonfeed the newfag when they’re clearly just here to piggyback for the event? Im not being bitchy, Im being realistic. Now is not the time for niceties. This is not a casual friendly mode. Im just saying what everyone else is too nice to say.
>why are you jumping in the water guize??
Now is not the time to babysit newfags!
Are you seriously getting this upset over fucking eggstra work? I can understand getting this worked up over big run, but fucking eggstra work? lmao
Why would big run be anymore important? Eggstra work is harder to get gold on, and is much less frequent than big run. Im not even going for gold this time, but for the people who are I guarantee you they dont want to have to babysit someone who has zero idea what they’re doing with only a couple hours remaining. Im not even mad, just being realistic here. Just play with freelance if you have no idea what you’re doing, it’s been said multiple times already.
Sorry. I should've specified that I'm not playing for gold. I just wanted to make a room so we can communicate and make friends. My room has two slots open if anyone wanna join.
No, it's all good. Nobody is angry at you for not knowing.
Ok groomer
epic non sequitur
is this what your argument has become?
>and make friends
I hate to break to you but here is not the place to be making friends really
>he's not in the groupchat
>He doesn't go to the local play meetups
I've already created a mixer and telegram group chat which is primed and ready for the next tournament
Thank god, I was going to make a telegtram myself just in case. That pajeetware was awful.
Yeah, this time it will be MUCH smoother for communication
Yesterday I had freelancers doing the wall-cling strat on the wave 2 glowflies, instead of just using the roller by the basket, all three of them. They couldnt deposit any eggs, I just killed myself right then and there
I only played 5 eggstra shifts and Ive lost all interest to do anymore. Shit is just lame. It would take a perfect team who is on point for every wave to break 230+ and it’s going to take a stroke of luck for that to materialize in the final hours. It will also take lots of lecturing and one guy bossing around the others saying “hey do this and that on this wave and you do this and that here…” etc etc. If you all just keep playing without guiding each other how to win, you wont get gold, and that’s assuming your team even has the ability to even do the job right. If one person is not carrying their weight, you wont make gold. You all basically have to follow the youtube strats as well to get it. It’s very rigid with very little room for flexibility. If you dont stick to the plan perfectly you wont make it.
i grinded the very first one
missed the gold by a few eggs because i couldnt get into a good lobby
havent played a single eggstra since
they're made to be grinded the fuck out of in a short span of time which I'm completely DONE doing with this fucking game. I just want to play an hour or two every couple rotations at my own pace.
You have the right idea. It’s a pointless event and poorly structured mode with shit rewards. A badge and a sticker for hours and hours of autism that isnt even enjoyable to play, forcing you to restart when you fuck one thing up and do it all over again. it’s just not a very good mode, and I feel sorry for the people who bust their ass for days and are only off fby one egg.
I made new room. Also we can just play casually. I just wanted to earn capsules and exp that's all
And my user is Airika.
anon, your name doesn't matter. just fyi
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
I'll play a bit with you new anon and fuck this eggstra work making people so autistic
Im all for being nice and friendly with new players but it is unironically a dick move to join a team that is out of your league. I dont know what that players intentions are, but they cant get gold especially if they’re just now starting and have no grasp on how to play the mode or dont even know the specific strats. The entire reason this mode exists is for team based overfishing autism, and if you’re not on the same page you’re actively preventing your team from hitting the goals they want, it’s a dick move. If your goal is to just get the bronze medal or whatever then just freelance. This is not the time to try and carry inexperienced players if you’re trying to get a top score
I changed weapon. The rollers we get sucks
That's fucking cute but someone asked if someone wanted to play some eggstra work, the anon asked if he can join and then he's a dick. He didn't event want gold I think, only to improve himself a bit and play with others
Yeah well if he didnt want gold he shouldnt have joined the room for people trying to get gold. I wasnt even playing with you guys but I said what nobody wanted to say because everyone wants to be nice. The newfag would have just brought down their waves and made them more miserable. There are only a couple of hours left, people need every shot they can to make gold and dont have time to babysit new players who are just jumping in.
The thing is there was no gold mentioned, just an invitation to play. Funny thing is I don't see the people being super bitchy this eggstra work improving their score. They should just join an overfisher discord if they really want the gold that bad huh
How about the newfag joins the hazmy discord then so other groomers can babysit them? Your logic is fucking retarded. Multiple anons in the pool together have gotten gold every big run/eggstra with no discord needed.
There’s not many open eggstra rooms right now. Chances are the people playing are trying to get gold. It’s like an Overachiever joining a hazard level max room just so they can get super bonuses. They’re just a liability at that point and if they cant get the hint, then somebody has to be the bad guy and telll them that room isnt for them.
i'm up for any last minute eggstra grind. i haven't had time to play since the first day but watched the strategy video at least
Whats the best strat for wave 3?
>roller and gal stay on the left. leave and lure when the eel and steelhead appear
>stringer and wiper on the right
>don't stress about the eggs on the right since snatchers will carry them
>inkjet for the stingers/flyfish on the left near the end of the wave
>wave breaker on the left for more eggs near the end
Wave 3 is the most difficult one. But basically you have to split the team up in two to take care of both sides. You can leave the eggs on the right side as the snatchers will fly them to the basket. On the left side you probably want to bust an inkjet to take care of the two stingers and flyfish. It’s basically the make or break wave of this event, it’s very tough to get it right.
I got stuck on nothing what the fuck
Ever since the recent update this kind of stuck on blank/loading screens has been happening a LOT more for whatever reason.
The way this game calculates when a flopper circle is full enough can be bullshit
So is anyone interested in a gold autism room for people who are familiar with the strats?
Hot dog, I got time to play today! That 999 may not be a pipe dream after all,
If people are gathered, I think I'll do it for a little while before resuming my climb. I'm familiar with the strategies but I haven't actually practiced them well so it'll probably take me a bit to get the rhythm down.
Alright well stage rotation is in 15 minutes. I recommend one of us makes a password room at the time if we want one last attempt at it. My expectations are low but it’s worth a shot.
Sounds good, I'll make it once the maps change. Not really expecting super ultra high score, but it'd be nice to get at least over 200. If we get something good enough, I'll likely go back to the 999 attempt.
You should watch the strat video in the mean time if you haven't already
Already did, but might as well do a quick refresher. You got a preferred weapon you wanna use for it? I don't really have one, they're all pretty good.
I'm pretty good with the flingza
Sounds good.
>I just got a new eggstra work high score!
>21 golden eggs
>Fresh!
I fucking swear this mode is the worst of all, make people so fucking autistic over a sticker
I don't give a fuck about the sticker you absolute retard, 3 hours left in eggstra is not the fucking time to babysit newfags, how many times do I have to say this before i penetrate your ironclad skull?
Will there be any suicide rooms later tonight?
>all this seething
If you think this is bad, wait until the fallout afterwards when so many hard working anons get cucked out of gold. This happens literally every eggstra, big run, and even splatfests.
Oh I know anon. It's hilarious. Splatoween really mindbroke the shiver fags.
Uh righhht
Im pretty sure the meltdowns from team love and team frye during the idol fest were way way worse. I didnt see shiver fans freaking out after splatoween, they seemed content with all the cool art. I didnt really see much meltdowns from anyone during Splatoween compared to some of the previous fests
Splatoween didnt mindbreak me cryptids did
Made a room for a decent eggstra attempt. Password's 8888.
>Splatoween really mindbroke the shiver fags.
In what world?
Sitting at 212, wanna beat that. Let’s do this
Oh no, I missed the room. I was one of the 212 anon too !
>still letting shivgods live rent free in your mind years after it ended
>half the posts about the results were just people talking about shiver not winning
its so over for you
>This happens literally every eggstra, big run, and even splatfests.
Salmon shit is another level since you get special badges and trophies.
Imagine if that shit happened with splatfest, you'd probably see murders happen.
anyone wanna join my 999 room after rotation?
why is everyone so sensitive right now?
Because everyone has gone fucking soft these days and this place has turned into reddit lite.
high evp room open
missed all the rooms. i'll take my participation sticker. good luck everyone
FUCK! I forgot to do the wave breaker thing on goldies again! I swear to god, I'll remember from now on.
The flyfish on wave 3 avoided my booyah bomb and it went int the fucking water
You’re good. Takes a few games before everyone gets into the groove. That score will improve after we do more and more runs
sorry guys i fucked up the wave 3, not a bad start. gotta piss brb
Yeah no, we're redoing that one.
Hey roller, you can roll over chum. For glowflies you just have to barely edge forward, but you cant stand still. With the other waves please just roll over trash
Oh yea, wave 2 you gotta hope things don’t get fucky like that, and really up to luck somewhat
The goal is 45-50 for that one
these high tide waves are brutal
Surprised how much we fumbled and still close to 200
Few more games and we’ll get there
>195
Better than last time, but it's not going too gravy. Someone's gotta go for the stingers and flyfish, man. I tried, but tri-stringer.
Figured you had them, i’ll gun for them next time. I’ll need to figure out wave 4 but 5 i’ll take care of ‘em
The maws and drizzlers become a issue when too many of them appear on the map :/
Nice three silver
Damn I was too slow
Use your wave breaker at 30 seconds during glowfly
Believe me, I tried. Kept getting pushed back like crazy.
I don't get the decision of not letting you with the same group if you press continue during eggstra work. There's some decent players in freelance and it takes a few games to play better together as a team
You do, but only if everyone else says yes too. Otherwise you get grouped with other teams
Please stop flicking on glowflies, man. We need that shield.
Ran out of ink buddy.
Not sure you ought to be running out of ink that fast. Are you actively moving? That drains you faster, just stand still and slightly move the stick forward.
Roller should be moving sometimes to grab eggs. Anyone can roll in place and never refill ink, but it's better for the egg count if they take the risk and push forward every now and then
Starting to think I'm gonna have to settle for bronze.
How are we getting locked at glowflies all of a sudden? Did just fine before
Give me the tri, I'm complete ass with the gal
All yours. Maybe switching things around will help.
I'm going to do one more boss guys
Namedrop the people I should avoid playing right now
There's too much drama in this thread
PearlWoomy
thats my wife
Marie?
Str1d3r
Damn, I had to do the wiper job with the shooter wave 5 but you got overrun
Well hey, it was better than the last couple of times.
Finally, made it through another one. We are super not coordinated for waves 3 and 4. Can anyone tell me what I'm doing wrong as gal? I feel like I'm not doing as much as I could. Also feels like no one else was watching that strat video.
gal needs to pop an inkjet to take care of the flyfish stingers on 3. But it’s tough, Im not exactly sure but let’s just try again
That much was obvious, but wasn't anticipating someone to use booyah bomb.
stringer, half charges are what you want. The damage is much stronger than tap shots and the explosive barbs are very helpful. Try and focus on popping steeheads with charged shots, better run.
ggs 999 group, sorry had to leave
GG. 3/4 999 room join
Fuck I completely forgot about wave
37 minutes left for eggstra work
You won’t be a silver shitter, right anon?
Silver is 224 and below
Okay, we gotta assign fucking roles or something for wave 3 because we keep getting our shit pushed in. 2 to a side.
>get wave 2 perfect
>fuck up every other single wave royally
GG's 999 crew, but I' gonna eat. I'll be on in an hour or two for suicides.
Fun games SR room. Shame about that last king.
yeah but I had fun so it doesn't bother me that much
This rotation is great. I'm sad I spent most of it playing EW instead of normal SR.
Yeah man it's a really good rotation.
>so focused on right side, forgot to pop ink jet
This is stressful.
Doing a few before it ends I'll run roller
A DC are you fucking kidding?
This has not been working at all. Can we switch weapons for this last round? Not like we were gonna do any better anyway.
Still sticking with splatana, only played it this eggstra work and I work best mobile. Fuck man, these haven’t been great
Well that was a gigantic waste of time. Gonna have to accept my bronze sticker. Should've just stuck to my 999 climb, of which I probably won't make it. Oh well. I'm gonna go back to doing that now.
I'll be real with you, that's the weapon I wanted the most since it's was probably the best one on this EW. But you're the one I trust most of these people, so I let you have it.
Yea, tried the other roles and i’m way too impatient for the stringer, and never even got the roller. Hopefully gold is lower but I doubt it heavily. If only we had more time we could’ve gotten higher for sure
Also would help with the climb but i’m all salmon’d out. Gl with the climb, you’re in good hands
Mondo excelente first game, I love it.
Is what it is, I'm just glad I got to play EW with you again. Always a fun time. Go rest up, you earned it.
SIX MINUTES
FUCK, and I was liking that so much. Last chance.
Eggstra over in 5. finally, now we can go back to focusing on this Fun as Fuck rotation!
One last run.
We are bound for glory!
>the person that replaced our DC is a retard
Lovely
IT'S OVER
255 MINIMUM
>Bungle wave 2
>Manage the rest of them just fine
One or the other, I suppose. It’s over…
When do we get the results?
Next rotation
Next month
About 2 hours after, so 9pm est
Lol nice guys
I bet if we practiced a little more we could have done better, good final run despite the fuckups. I had fun at least
Post your high scores
226 Bronze shitter here. It's so over
“No!”
and dont fresh me either
200, but I only played the first night since I already have the Eggstra Work Badge I wanted.
226 here too, got super lucky with morning freelancers
196
>inb4 its 197 for gold
Bro it’s going to be way over that. Gold last time was 217. The first eggstra it was 205 or something like that. You’ll be lucky to get silver with that
I would piss myself if it was 197 because that's my high score
bump
You’re gonna make it
219
twice
not very optimistic but we'll see in less than two hours
138 I don't give a duck about this mode,only played once
I do not have speedrunner autism so I cannot redo the exact same shit 50000 times
Thanks for bringing down the average, king
i honestly don't know what they were thinking with eggstra work it's lame
164 because I really don't care about this mode. Big Run or nothing.
>Eggstra work over
>Didn’t get 220+
>Gold streak officially over
Same, but I barely tried this time so whatever. If I had put all my effort into it and still lost I would have been pissed
Oh wow, wasn't expecting a full room. Went to go take a piss. Alright, let's roll.
we will help you reach 999 sis
Also, GGs to R. We really tore it up until that DC happened
That was some nice attempts anon, everyone cheering on each other and improving each try. I'm sure we could have scored higher without that DC. Paid online btw lol
Just got to try it for the first time, only for 15m though. Did not realize there would be 5 waves... whoops.
On both my attempts it gave me tri-stringer, my main weapon. Was that a coincidence or does it try to give people the weapon they're most experienced with?
It will more likely give you the weapon you equip in the training room after you press go, for future reference
Shit, does salmon run always do that? I had the 96 equipped so I guess it was just good luck this time.
No, only eggstra. Regular salmon run it’s always random. With eggstra it’s not guaranteed you’ll get the one you have equipped, but you have a better chance
I see, thanks
it's rng working on unknown principles
maybe it does allow picking weapon in premades
Get yourself some dinner, fish fuckers.
Way ahead of you buddy. Anyone in the mood for some grilled Salmon?
>that griller wave
UNSTOPPABLE
Not quite yet.
BBQ Goldies on a stick in front of the other Salmonids like it's fucking Monster Hunter.
Although the world of splatoon mimics human society (and we now know how that happened), i feel that 'civilised' Splat society is a thin veener over a system that is still very animalistic, fierce, and brutal. I think Cannibalism is not quite the huge taboo that it is in our world.
First, the sea creatures eat mostly seafood. Now, an octoling having takoyaki isn't cannibalism; they are eating lesser creatures, just as we eat lesser mammals. But it would be as if our main meat source were primates instead of cattle.
Plus, tentacles are commonly cut and removed like hair- but the byproduct is a sort of food. I imagine there is no taboo in cooking up the clippings.
Then, salmonids. They have an entire tribal culture around "eat AND be eaten". They prepare themselves for consumption as they arm for battle. And it's all but confirmed that they will eat cephs if given the chance. Cephs, too, eat salmon- eggs and flesh.
Also remember that these are all animals that have just recently and rapidly evolved intelligence.
I would not be surprised if a few hard-living desert tribes in the Splatland wilderness practice straight up "eating other people" Cannibalism.
>i feel that 'civilised' Splat society is a thin veener over a system that is still very animalistic, fierce, and brutal.
thats just called human society
>Reported as hateful/bullying
Lmao, thanks for the heads up
time to send pearlpoomy back to gay baby jail
just reported pearlwoomy lads
Any SR room open?
GOLD ROTATION INBOUND
>Sockeye Station
>11/11, 12am to 11/12, 4pm (PST)
>Oops, all grizzco weapons!
Fucking epic, can't wait
>sharteye
ugh
>grizz dualies
>all flyfish positions have high ground to be dodge roll'd and cheesed
oh baby
made a turf room for anyone who cares
where do i get the version of the game that matches me with 1300 power timmies on constant basis?
anyone want to suicide?
I need to get my super bonuses
Oh yeah I forgot that most of you were in eggstra work
I have a friend who play Splatoon 3 but he's a casual who only play turf and today I told him to play a shift of eggstra work to lower the scores.
No need to thanks me if you get a top X% by one egg.
Thank you
Haven't played ranked once, don't care about salmon run, just play turf war. Airbrush RG and Inkbrush Nouveau are my jams.
These games are getting crazy, goddamn.
>making a high intensity multiplayer-focused game
>on the Switch
This entire game makes me want to die. I can’t understand how people tolerate NSO, and Splatoon 3 demonstrates a strange insistence on capturing a dedicated / hardcore playerbase (catalogue, SR’s difficulty, etc) on a platform that will always be dominated by clueless kiddos. This IP was enabled by Nintendo, but ironically, it’s also held back by them.
Platform doesn't matter. If Splatoon was on PC it would still be fucking miserable at high level.
It’d still be tough, but unlike on NSO, you’re in an environment where you have easier access to team building options (including voice chat) and could reasonably expect decent connections (maybe even filter out bad ones). Seventh Gen consoles (not the Wii kek) btfo NSO’s experience, for fuck’s sake.
what’s even the point of this kind of copium
>DUDE IMAGINE HOW MUCH BETTER NINTENDO GAMES WOULD BE ON PC
yes everyone knows the switch hardware is shit and switch online is even shitter bit they’re not going to port shit to PC
>missing the point
The Switch is a cheaply built turd. But the concept is good, and the hardware is more than sufficient for most exclusives. Splatoon is an exception because the multiplayer-focused model is HEAVILY gimped by NSO and the archaic experience provided. I am in no way exaggerating when I say the PS3 btfo NSO’s experience despite launching in ~06, and that shit was free.
splatoon was free as well until they put in israelite tax because fuck you
You’re preaching to the choir. Everyone who has played Splatoon or any online game on Switch, Wii U, 3DS or Wii knows Nintendo is laughably behind with their internet infrastructure.
>catalogue
bitch you get catalogue for just casually playing through events and shiet
if you don't have at least one filled at the end of the season it's entirely on (You)
>entirely on (You)
Well duh. Playing “casually” is an entirely subjective measurement. The game certainly tries to hold you captive to at least one win a day until the catalogue is filled, and the hours needed are more than I’m willing to put in at this stage. Sucks that SR doesn’t give a better payout because that’s all I ever come back for.
You only need one win a day and play a little bit during splatfests
You dont have the time to play but you have the time to bitch and shitpost in the splatoon thread? Okay buddy
>You dont have the time to play
I could make the time. I just don’t want to. The online experience provided by NSO has never been consistent enough to feel satisfying, so I don’t bother anymore. Hence my original complaint.
>I just don’t want to
then don't complain about (You) issues, retard, you aren't entitled to shit
Are you *actually* retarded?
You’d think. NSO broke me after a very long career of defending that shit, though. Didn’t mind as much when online multiplayer was free and limited to fairly casual party games. Then they went and approved a premium charge for the “privilege” of using an online service that would have been embarrassing over 15 years ago, an eternity in software / electronics years. Splatoon is a sore spot because, as good as the concept is, it’s doomed to (arguably) the worst platform possible in terms of achieving the experience they are targeting.
i'm not but you clearly are
>Playing “casually” is an entirely subjective measurement.
play only on events and nothing else unless you feel it is completely non subjective
Well shit. Okay, full meters so after the boss, I'm gonna go eat.
3 minute ban lets go!
Gotta be fucking kidding me. Whatever, I'll wait.
It was my fault. I wanted to see if we could win without going in squid form and holding down zr but the game must have thought I was inactive or something
fresh!
IF ANOTHER ONE OF YOU FUCKERS FRESHES ME AGAIN I SWEAR TO COD IM LEAVING THE POOL
Fresh!
>I SWEAR TO COD
why does /ink/ love this phrase so much?
Do they? I wouldnt know, as I dont use /ink/. Tell us more, st/ink/er
they like call of duty
invent new cope already, st/ink/ tranny
Stop ducking the question. How do you know so much about /ink/ if you werent from there yourself? It makes no sense!
>/ink/ bad!!
>plays with the octo avatarfag
Who are you quoting?
Quality shit right there. Up to 500. Maybe a chance? Anyway, I'm gonna go eat now. Hope to be back sooner rather than later. Thanks for the games.
invent a new cope dipshit
everyone knows your retarded ways of posting and your weak deflection won't change anything troon
Finally got a new badge
>still ducking the question
Argument conceded, st/ink/er.
Now run on back to where you came from.
suicide room up if anyone wants to join 9999
>0.1%
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
No idea how you guys manage to use splatana, this shit is hard to use
ggs! guys
3/4 suicide room 9999
Invite
carbon ALWAYS on my ass
imagine replying to the doomposter
With how lightly that word is thrown around this is a meaningless comment. Not even the guy whining, but there is a lot still wrong with Splatoon, and there was a lot more wrong at launch. Simply criticizing the state of Nintendo and their shitty online doesnt make you a doomposter you sensitive little ninny. I swear one person criticizes the average sized N and people start losing it. You dont need to doompost but you also dont need to make excuses for Nintendo or the Splatoon devs. They dropped the ball many times with this series. Does it make you a doomposter to talk about how shit Eggstra work is? Come on now, there’s no need to take it personally just because this is the only game you play.
Alright, I heading out here GG turf sorry I couldn't stay longer
that was embarrassing
gonna call it here
GGs turf
GGs man
>miss the tufr room
Fuck
GOLD!
how's the 999 climb for those going for that badge?
Pretty solid by the looks of it. It’s probably the best smokeyard rotation yet
Got it yesterday now I'm suiciding
One day I'll go for it, maybe
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Start freelancing boy!
30 mins before schizoposting is alive again
I think that’s less schizoposting and more saltoon posting
no rooms???????
lmao what happened?
I fell asleep
really niggas are just going to leave it to me to do all the work on geysers??? I hate freelancers so much, what the fuck was that shit.
10 MINUTES BOYS
LAST GOLD PREDICTIONS
227
102
Fuck yeah, I'm back for more smokeyard buffoonery. Though at this point, I may as well wait for the results. Gonna make a room right after that, at least.
GGs suicide room
I'm going to have a suicide room at rotation pw 9999
GG
If you need a spot in an hour then I'll rejoin
no you join now
Sorry but I need to eat
just messing with you join whenever
Can do maybe 2 runs, sitting at 200
EGGSTRA WORK RESULTS:
Bronze: 136
Silver: 168
Gold: 205
Great job to all who participated!
>only played 3 eggstra work shift to get my capsules
>wasn't even trying
>got silver
lmao
almost got silver by barely even trying
played 3 rounds and dipped
Eggstra work sucks and participation sticker is the best one so I just did a single mediocre game and that's it
>Got 198
Damn, I was close. Not bad for my first time, I guess. I'll gladly take a silver.
205 GOLD
168 SILVER
136 BRONZE
205 LMa0
Doomsisters…
it's a hard stage without a freebie wave
doomposter btfo
This is the first time it’s actually decreased. Looks like the difficulty really did bring it down.
>silver
not my fault i missed all the rooms
>205
Hahaha, wow, holy shit. Even things had gone just a tad bit better, would've gotten gold. Oh well, it is what it is. I got 3/4 in my room, looking to climb to 999.
Yea, a few more games to hone things and we could’ve gotten that easily. Surprised it lowered from before though. Gl on the climb, keep winning and 999’s yours
Solid first game, I like it. Thanks for coming back to help, man, I appreciate it.
I guess people just couldn't be bothered? It didn't feel too much harder than the others, just needed to get a better hold on things. Oh well, there's always next time.
Oh no it was definitely harder with all those shore bosses on wave 3. If people didn’t bothered it would’ve been much higher since only the autist would be left. Lot less coordination in terms of strats so that’s probably why
Absolutely nothing weird happened, there were no blunders, you can't prove anything.
Guess so. It feels like it shouldn't have been harder than it was, really.
Wayyy too much junk that clogged things up and, again, no real strat like the last 2. Using a special to take care of the 2 stingers + flyfish is a no-brainer, and other than that there was the glowfly strat that isn’t even necessary for a high score
That'll do it.
Nah, there were definitely strats. The video itself showed proof of that, just that we were really all over the place with our runs. It's a shame, really.
If I had done more than the final two hours I could have easily gotten gold. Not bummed about it, feel better about those two hours as we were pretty close for as disorganized as we were. Good games nonetheless, no regrets
>silver
nice
WOOO and here i was worried 226 was gonna barely cut it
>the 5% cut off when down from 217
dead game
I think it's because of how shit/boring eggsrta is compared to big run that nobody bothered to play.
Historically the inverse happens when player count drops. That’s been the case for every big run/eggstra, and the datamined participation numbers showed when there was a sever dropoff, scores shot up, which is what happened between the first and second eggstra. Looks like there’s more to it than that and difficulty plays more of a factor than we think. Hell, glowflies alone could have filtered a lot of timmies lol. I saw freelancers doing the wall strat for fuck’s sake
I'm going to close lobby if we don't get any more people in 20 minutes. Is that alright A?
got silver with 200
I only played 3 times for super bonuses and easily could've gotten for gold if I wanted but couldn't be assed especially when I already have the gold badge and the silver sticker looks better anyway lol
Top 5% is 205
Got 219
Spawning grounds is a harder map so it's lower this time
I can suicide one or two times, I'm not sure. Turning my Switch on
we're full right now so i'll let you when we have an opening
I don't have a lot of time, maybe one hour max. Just wanted to help
imagine getting gold in eggstra and barely meeting quota in normal sr
>119
I wasn't trying cause I like the beige sticker anyway but what the actual fuck was that wave 3, I don't think I passed it at all in the hour or so I spent playing with randoms
called it, being a little bit over 200
>GUISES!!!!, LAST TIME IT WAS 217, ITS GOING TO TOTALLY BE IN TEH 225+++ THIS TIME HEHEHEHEHE
btfo again, will this shit hole ever stop being dumb?
>btfo again
Doomposters were right all the other times with increased scores. Sure, it was never as catastrophic as the shitposts predicted but this is the first time the score was actually lowered. Either way the doomposting works to fuel people to aim higher. I imagine this will be a pleasant surprise for the people who busted ass but were afraid they’d miss it. Better to be safe than sorry yeah
C
O
P
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No argument, and nobody’s coping. In fact everyone is happy that the pattern didnt hold. For once we got some much needed egg deflation, which is a relief. But you cant blame people for thinking it would increase, even by a small amount. Still, this is GOOD news! Happy ending for everyone
Youre embarrassing yourself now!
Nobody is sad that egg scores decreased goober, sit down
nice 3 silver
>3 silvers
Sweet. Gimme a bit, gotta piss.
i can buy a full 10 stack of grizzco stickers with that silver
>oops all bronze
Not fair at all. Anyway that’ll have to be it from me. You guys don’t go getting golds now that i’m gone
>You guys don’t go getting golds now that i’m gone
You know it's gonna happen.
>You guys don’t go getting golds now that i’m gone
we will soon enough
3/4 suicide up 9999
i can't wait to do big run suicides
Reached 600 VP. Already, this run has gone better than the first one.
It’s a REALLY good loadout, has heavy hitters, a good range option, and mobility to spare
Yeah this is free
summoning the flyfish by saying that
I'm not going to get a single gold this whole shift, am I? Oh well. Thanks for playing with us, man. Got 3/4 in a room if anyone wants in.
Not like the first smokeyard shift was bad by any means. Just terrible luck, I suppose.
Shut the fuck up.
Flyfish nerf where throwing one bomb into 1 basket unbalances the flyfish and it crashes into the ground leaving golden eggs
Thoughts?
throwing a bomb on the cockpit should kill it.
Reduce the damage and spread of their missiles and increase the cooldown between missile volleys. Reducing it to one tank could also make it even slower/weaker beyond just firing less missiles.
There should just be a small magnetic effect so accurate bombs don't fly out because of janky physics
pretty good idea but I'd make it more realistic by saying it slowly falls and takes 15 secs to hit the ground and explode, would be very helpful in situations where flyfish are in inconvenient places
Told you naysayers wave 3 would filter people
how did only few got gold when the grizzgods were playing all day
Good games suicide room. I'm too tired to continue.
Ok GG's. 3/4 suicide room up 9999.
>2 gold on a wipe
Well I think my entire luck for the month was just spent on that.
Just us 3, then. If anyone wants to join a 999 climbing room, speak up.
Fuck it, I got an hour to spare before waging. Open up and i’ll assist the climb
Opening her up in a few seconds now.
one more for suicide
still have room?
1 more shift for me before i gotta do something
My solution to the flyfish problem:
Have it function more similarly to flip-floppers/maws where, while tossing bombs in is a quicker method, you can also damage the cockpit to take it down as well
Gives you the option of waiting for it to open for an easier takedown, or damaging it directly for a quicker takedown
There is no flyfish problem. People need to simply have more map awareness.
>t. overachiever
i have multiple 999s nonny. they only become a problem when you cant get to them which means your stupid baby teammates arent cleaning bosses and lessers properly
NOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE THE CHUM JANNY
>NOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE THE CHUM JANNY
imagine playing this cuck role
>t. egg jockey that goes 0-5
>fail quota on wave 3 because the entire basket area is overrun with trash and bosses
good job fucko
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Grizzco EVPers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the salmonids, and I have over 30000000 confirmed splats. I am trained in octarian warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire takoroka divison. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the splatlands and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, homosexual. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can splat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my angle shooter. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Squidbeak Splatoon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I tend to avoid shitty rooms where only one person shoots the lessers so not really an issue for me
>I only play with people that carry me
Get a load of this badass
I do. Let me at them.
I will now join your room.
Obviously none of those 999 runs was on marooner's or smokeyard
ggs guys, good luck if you get another rando like that lol
Rough game, but well played. Thought we were boned there on wave 1. Thanks for joining, man, really.
There's way worse freelancers out there. At least this one get the message of luring to the basket.
Anytime, should do it more often
>Eggstra work results revealed
>zero seething, just a few I told you so’s to doomers
We did it. We overcame.
3/4 suicide room 9999
Going for 1 more king before taking a break.
ok
GOLD!
Going to stop on that gold, ggs.
3/4 SUICIDE 9999
GG's
We need one more for suicide
>12 golden eggs
Gotta pump up those numbers
any tips?
stop breathing from your mouth, for one
I don't think I can stop doing that...
…No nostrils?
DOUBLE GOLD, BABY! Finally, all that hard work paid off! Got 3/4 if anyone wants to run salmon.
I know, I just get so damn obsessed with taking down bosses.
full?
oh wait, is this for salmon or suicide
That's not the suicide room. I made the suicide room but stopped because there wasn't enough players.
is it up?
No and I don't think there will be enough people for a full room
I just want to play normal SR
>I know, I just get so damn obsessed with taking down bosses
As am I with running eggs
We make a good team
Damn, so close. Big shots spawn and everything goes to hell.
That we do.
Yeah, sorry.
No clue what happened there, everyone just died instantly
Anyway, gotta take my leave to wage, but gg’s regardless. For the third time, good luck with the climb. Not far left to go
Right, the hours are different. Always takes getting used to. 2/4, come in if you want regular, non-suicide salmon.
Big shots, man. Big shots. I sincerely appreciate the help. It was fun.
Still have room? I want some free Big Shots.
I want to impregnate a cuter woomy from 2
>2 gold
Makes up for those suicide runs that’s for sure
I got bullied a lot that last shift and I apologize.
We all did, man. We all did.
We'll see how it goes. I got 4 hours left.
Im low EVP so if you guys need some help holler. Already got smokeyard 999 so only played a few shifts
Oh, that was painful. Just too much shit at the basket.
I'll keep that in mind. But so far, so good.
Are you guys full?
nice double gold. be back later if you need to grind last minute
How do you intend to spend the goals scales you’ve been hoarding?
*gold scales
Im saving up for the golden slopsuit
Bribing a woomy for sex
I think that's it for the suicides. Thanks for join me in getting all that silvers and gold.
I can see the gold and silver stickers in my locker but I can't find the normal one. I don't even see the stickers I got from previous eggstra works. There's too much shit, help.
I dont see anything in poolsclosed. i guess you guys are done
Next eggstra work should be on marooner's bay, right ? This is going to be a fun one
sub-200 gold cutoff incoming
but we haven't gotten mudmouths, tornado, and cannon waves in any of the previous eggstras yet, so it's probably going to come down to wave 3 and 5 like this one. if wave 5 is NT then eggs might be pretty low on average
>and cannon waves in any of the previous eggstras yet
dumbass. cannons was on hydro. along with mothership.
But yes next should be marooner's gay with mud and tornado
>dumbass. cannons was on hydro. along with mothership.
oh shit i forgot. dishonor on me
>205
>0
>5
OHNONONONONONONONO INFINITE CLIMBDOOMERS HOW CAN WE RECOVER FROM THIS DISGRACE???!
In the THREAD we respect Steel Eel SUPERIORITY!
Is anyone hosting??? I thought you guys were playing???
you host
You said you were hosting you fucking bitch
Never said that
The Squid Roll failed me!
>start game
>you joined
>you left
What...what just happened? Regardless, you can come in next time.
Turf room?
i can make one I guess
Finishing up, be ready to join once I open it.
Damn good group we got here. I like it.
>800 VP
Holy shit.
>Take a screenshot to show off hitting catalog 100 last season in a week
>It still gets posted to this day
That was one of the fastest kills ever and we got 1 damn silver for it.
Yeah, but only by me.
>had to use both special on wave 1
Fuck that was intense. Also thanks to whoever killed that goldie near the basket.
>pressed A like 5 times on a flyfish with my wails
>didn't lock on
FUCK these things sometimes, I swear.
Anon…
That’s not how that works…
Please tell me you’re joking
AHAHAHAHAHA
So THIS is the power oi PoolsClosed.
You aint human mate
>1 silver
I would be upset, but I got 4 gold scales this rotation so eh.
Steel eels, man.
>shit 20 seconds, better get the rest of those eggs in
>three eels instantly materialize on the basket
Shit like this is why I kill those fuckers on sight now, no matter how much lurehomosexuals whine.
I've learned that drizzlers and steel eels can be as dangerous as flyfishes
Any boss can be a threat under the right circumstances. Even Big Run Undertow showed that even flip-floppers can pose a threat
Just gonna leave this here
Ink Storm is better than you give it credit for. It should be in the same tier as Kraken.
t. Bloblobber player
How the hell did we pull that off. Good lord.
skills bro
Guys. Guys. 900 VP. Holy shit.
You can do it sis
I didn't realize until like three days ago the song is called Rockagilly Blues my brain just autofilled it as Rockabilly
WHAT
It also took me a while
Not as bad as me thinking “Splattack” was called “Splatattack” and thinking “Chirpy Chips” was “Chirpy Chirps” for 7+ years
>Ganker constantly proving itself as the most illiterate board on this God forsaken site
classy.
Shit. One step forward, two steps back.
Man, we should be getting at least 3 scales for the kills we're getting on fatso. Still, great game.
>950 EVP
BROS
I feel sad squidbros.
What happened woomysister?
I have no friends, no direction, and no drive. I'm always tired because I don't eat enough, and I don't eat because I'm too tired to make food or even figure out what I want to eat in the first place.
You need squid jesus.
Keep your head up, make a list of the things you can improve on, goals, things you should do more/less of, and just tackle one little thing at a time. Eating and sleeping is really important so focus on getting that right.
we’ve only just begun splatwerp. Never give up
It's too late for me sis...
that was just a group of timmies guys...did you need to rape 'em that hard?
Felt so good to cuck that trizooka with le vac
It's the best.
>go 0-3 in my first series
>losing my mind over how braindead the shitters they put on me team are
>go 5-2 in my next series
>30 points gain overall
We’ll take that
990 VP
990 VP
IT'S IMMINENT
Praying for infinite flyfish
Finally fucking did it. Took all damn day, but I got 999 on smokeyard. And we got double gold scales to go with it. Thank you guys so fucking much, holy shit. Now the only thing left is the godforsaken bay. Seriously, I can't thank you guys enough. This was great. And fun, too! But I need a nice, hefty break. Maybe if you guys wanna do suicides in like an hour, I'll be down.
Nice try, homosexuals.
congrats, man. you were still cutting it close with 2 hours left though
Yeah, I know. I hadn’t anticipated spending as much time as I did on EW. Hell, I’d debated just not trying for 999 since I lost a lot of time there. But quitting’s for chumps.
Oddly enough, I’n tired but not that tired. But I will probably only do one boss next shift. One can only play so much salmon run.
Wanna talk frustration? I got to like fucking 960 or something on Marooner’s and failed to get the badge. It still stings. Just gotta wait for really good weapons and the devil’s own luck. Funny you mention superfresh, I just got the TITLE from today’s roll. Thanks for the words, it was not easy.
You want to talk frustration? Last time I tried for marooner's I got to 800 EVP and proceeded to lose at wave 3 15 consecutive times.
More or less what happened to me when I reached the mid 900s. Hurts like hell.
Spawning Grounds isn’t really that big of a pain. You could do it with just a decent loadout.
That map, combined with how broken flyfish and (to a lesser extent) stingers are, makes the hard wall at high evp sting that much more, it fucking sucks. Hoping for a gold or random rotation, or maybe just a solid weapon loadout in the future. Marooner's always seems to get to absolute worst loudouts imaginable, and I'm 99.99% certain nogami hand picks them himself just to fuck with us
Maybe it's just bias, but I never thought spawning grounds was that bad. Which is funny, because it was by far the biggest pain in the ass in 2, barring high tide smokeyard with randos. All the same, it still feels more than doable, even with the bullshit it can throw your way on high tide. Don't 100% remember how I got mine, but I know for a fact it wasn't a golden rotation. Hell, when they first brought back SG, everyone was calling it horrible for like a month or so. Now that people know how to play on it again in 3, it's pretty so-so. Shame the same can't be said for marooner's.
How much fucking SR does a person have to play to get those fucking things? I still don't have a single one.
I asked a few people and they said they got their gold badges around ~4000 or so games. Of course they probably spend a lot of time on high hazards which will skew the numbers a bit.
>sitting at 5093 shifts worked
Okay, then.
It can suck if there are shore bosses on literally all sides, which happens a lot, but people can make it work.
>only issue is loner shit hole island at HT when stinger or flyfish park up there.
Pretty much. Every time high tide happens, I pray I have wails or inkjet.
>5093
Never mind, the people I was talking to were probably the kind that frequently get 999s for fun.
I got my first badge at exactly 5100 shifts and my last at 12,600 but for months I used to ignore bosses like flyfish, drizzler, fish stick, and big shots since they weren't really a threat. Oh and suicides inflated the numbers a bit as well
just keep playing sis
SG was really hard for me but after all this time something clicked and it's not so bad anymore. I don't think Bay will ever click for me, who knows
I think what it boils down to is that on SG, for the most part you can safely go and deal with a threat if your team is preoccupied with other bosses. Bay has no such feeling, you can get fucked no matter what. Smokeyard, too, though to a lesser extent.
How do they even do that thing on a regular basis. I have to make time for that shit.
I'm tired squids, i'mma take a break. was fun though. good luck on the scale hunt
>1,315 bronze
>639 silver
>29 gold
Not the worst to have in reserve.
>How do they even do that thing on a regular basis.
NEETs do infact exist anon.
I used to be one, it was nice. I want to go the fuck back.
Well poo, so much for cashing in that EVP. Oh well, you guys deserve the break anyway.
I know, but damn. That's so much salmon run.
>but I know for a fact it wasn't a golden rotation
pretty sure it was
I'm not going to bother with marooner or spawning ground 999 unless it's a golden rotation.
pussy bitch.
Next season should finally give us grizzco splatling though.
So that'll be some good sex.
That or roller
>pussy bitch
The reason why I say that is because I don't care about getting 999 badges. I got 999 this rotation because the weapons were too fun and it sort of just happened.
Good luck man
Imagine an eggstra work but with 4 grizzco weapons. Now that would be kino
Pretty sure the max egg count is 999, and I'm sure some super autismo team would break the game
The weapons aren't -that- insane, stop exaggerating. Players are still limited by ink capacity when throwing eggs
I'm sure if it was mudmouth fog tornado it would be attainable
We will definitely get that as the last eggstra. only question is which 4. I'm hoping for stamper cause I doubt it'll pop up in an eggstra now that wiper has been in.
They'll likely skip to whatever new splatana they add in. Which my bets are on dual wield or great sword
I’ll attempt it again if I see a great weapon loadout. Previous one was only good, but it just struggled a bit. Painbrush, luna, splat charger and pro isnt that good in retrospect. Just decent. I’ll pick a better shift that isnt overlapping with damn eggstra work next time.
She looks excited and strong
I'm gong to miss this rotation so much. GG's guys.
You speedran that shit lol.
>Maybe if you guys wanna do suicides in like an hour, I'll be down.
I guess I'll join but I'm not going to do the next rotation. I'm burned out man.
>godforsaken bay
Dont remind me
100+ shifts and I peaked at 800 EVP before I tapped out. Every 999 Ive attempted, Ive succeeded. That was the first failure and it stung a bit. Im gonna need a superfresh rotation to get that one. Both people in the pool and freelancers (who were all japanese because no one else bothered climbing that high) were struggling. Then eggstra happened and it got worse. An attempt was made. Congrats on Smokeyard, that was a really solid rotation to do it on.
>You last games seemed preeeetyy suHispanicious, so we're gonna have to reset your EVP.
>last ten seconds
>enemy custom ball point uses ink vac
>feed him a bit to grab his attention, zooka is filled
>his vac stops pop special and zooka his ass before he can fire
>win
Just fuck you bro.
Lmao.
no idea why that's so hilarious to me but I'm still laughing over it.
2 GOLD!
GGs turf bros
A little while back there was a discussion about rarest Salmon Run deaths. Getting killed by a flyfish sprinkle was one brought up, but I had a new one happen recently, as far as I know it was the first time I was splatted by Slammin lid’s “get off me” ladle slap
The rarest i've had was dying to fish stick sprinkle
*fish stick sprinkle. But dying by flyfish exhaust can definitely happen lol
>flyfish sprinkle
Flyfish pee does a shit ton of damage, man. I died by that plenty of times
how rare is this
Lol I remember that one
Divine punishment for your crimes against Salmonids.
made a room for suicides, why not
9999
Last time I joined your room, everybody left immediately
Maybe because you demoted to overachiever you fucking weirdo
HOLY FUCK CAN WE GET DOUBLE WIDE LOCKERS ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I need more room. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.
fuck it I have no motivation to play baten kaitos I'll join.
we filled up
damn that sucks, man
i'm in the room you silly goose.
lmao nice.
Congrats on your 999 sis
>tenta bella shot off doesn't ward off a fail unlike bombs, ink strike, etc
Well..that's useful to know.
GOLD
GOLD
and 3/4 for suicide
9999
>Full
nice gold, as a treat.
this was a comfy rotation
got more big shot-killing weapons on the way, too
>got more big shot-killing weapons on the way, too
>did all big runs
>did all extra
>all maps have bronze if not silver badges, and
went into the 300s-500s at random after that
>do a minimum one king a rotastion if not 3-5
>STILL have no gold boss badges
JUST GIVE ME IT GRIZZ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what's your total shifts at? people start getting them around 5.5k
3603 shifts according to the app
>just got gold scale
yuh bitch
SG was never bad. homosexuals just never paint walls in the pit or by the docks then die. only issue is loner shit hole island at HT when stinger or flyfish park up there.
You think I could get to 999 right now? Currently at 40
You'd have to win 48 straight games, which is about 280 minutes, so no
you're gonna make it
Is Eggstra over?
hell yeah another gold that brings it up to 6 gold this rotation
I knew the meter wasn't full
>someone posted Fancy Pants Adventure in the plaza
Ayy.
Let's bring up an age old topic.
What should Splatoons first spin off be?
X-com like squad tactics ala Code Name Steam were ink takes place of the steam meter?
TWEWY type action RPG?
Jet Set Radio Spiritual Successor?
Idol/Band management sim?
Life sim around BooyahBase/Inkopolis/Splatlands?
Other?
Also one of you retards fucked up
>Ganker can't count to 5
Grim
Metroidvania?
sell me on your idea.
what sort of rhythm game are you picturung exactly?
>next shift has pencil
>one after has bamboozler
why do they do this. why kneecap us?
I'm so glad I don't have to try and get the badges for some of these maps, gives me freedom to play other games instead of trudging through rotations
Easy answer is to make it the successor to Ouendan/EBA. I fucking miss those games so much.
>why do they do this. why kneecap us?
Speak for yourself, I love them
>successor to Ouendan/EBA
I have no idea what this is, so more information is required.
And pencil is okay.
bamboozler is pure trash.
Ever play or see osu? That's where the gameplay comes from.
>bamboozler is pure trash.
The wrongest man alive.
Holy skill issue you’re shit at the game
I used to hate the bamboozler, but now I like it
I don't have any detailed ideas, but with all the lore, locations, and weapons that Splatoon has it seems like it would be an easy type of game to make. Or even just a basic platformer + shooter.
They could make just about any kind of spinoff they wanted, IF they wanted to.
Wow, just checked out the upcoming shift. That is a very, very nice loadout.
Still mad it hasn't happened. Could you imagine the Halloween song update with the most recent Splatoween?
Stylish action game based on either cuttlefish or Captain 3 where combos and inking tie into grading how well you did
I'm done. I was falling asleep on the second wave. GG's suicide crew.
2/4 for suicides. Pass is 9999
GGs.
send it if it's still up
looks like thats it, ggs suiciders, nice GOLDs
Looks like we ain't getting some last minute scales. Oh well. I'll do some games once it changes, but only one boss/getting my bonuses. Already too much salmon run in one day.