Splatoon 3

Chill Season?

More like Harmony Season.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so if i understand this correctly, if i lick harmonys drool ill go on a cosmic journey. is that right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like you'll go into anaphylactic shock

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        C-can you imagine what a blowjob from her would do to you? I would risk it all for that experience

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Parukosimp victory.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you ARE working for your shiny gold coho badge before the 3rd king arrives right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even have silver boss badges

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh god i'm so behind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only play for the reward quota

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only at 1838 kings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck no!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IM NOT A STUPID ANNOYING homosexual LIKE YOU, SO NO. have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still only have silver coho badge though I just play for dailies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Am I gonna make it?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a cute retard

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2nd thread created 12 minutes after the other
    Idiot

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no sticc legs boneless retard gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is venomous you retard

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a retard if you still care about the game except salmon run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad take

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I like Tower Control and Rainmaker.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros I fucked up my hand I can't play this weekend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck did do you to it Gankerro? You gotta keep your hands in working order in general.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo glorifying a drug addict

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is she an addict when it’s literally her own body producing the neurotoxin? Fuck off you chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what about adrenaline junkies?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When has an adrenaline fiend ever been referred to as a drug addict? They’re not
          taking drugs, they’re just into extreme shit. Calling Harmony a drug addict makes zero sense when she canonically generates her own neurotoxins. She doesnt have a say in the matter, less so than even so called adrenaline junkies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's like calling someone an alcoholic for having auto-brewery syndrome

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is still too high to find her way out of the store, yet is able to record a hit single?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most masculine weyyo

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for Yoko to be running the hat store in Splatoon 4

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feel like third kits are pretty much inevitable, that shit takes next to no development resources

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Third kits will likely come after the official support window wraps up, which tends to be the case based on previous Splatoons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that was my thought. They could likely drop them in bigger sets too considering that they won't be busy making other content like maps and shit.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would be funny if Harmony opens the next live concert

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be funny if harmony just became real lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only takes the end of humanity
        not a high price

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do the frye socks leave footprints or is it a letdown like the kick dampeners?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask /ink/, they’re experts on that kind of stuff

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if trends hold we only have two more new maps coming lads, what are we getting

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charger Mains are mean and I don't like them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not easy to be a good charger player though. They have to be mean and keep you dead or else they get rushed down. If they miss one shot and that could cost them their life. Try and play a charger and you’ll see how they make it look easy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not easy to be a good charger player though. They have to be mean and keep you dead or else they get rushed down. If they miss one shot and that could cost them their life. Try and play a charger and you’ll see how they make it look easy.

      Sniping in Splatoon is a lot harder than most games due to how erratic the movement is in Splatoon and the complete lack of aim assist. I can nail fags in other games all day but getting 8-10 splats is an accomplishment for me with a Charger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I tried learning charger. I didn't realize how small player hitboxes are; the slightest twitch will make me miss a shot. And that's on the shitty training dummies.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver sexo amiibo coming tomorrow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mine is arriving next week but I wasnt expecting same day shipping or anything, I can wait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sexix Amiibix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      de que pais?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mexico

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=kYGgCABubbC4Ii_9

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek they did that knowing full well there was literally zero chance she would be able to clear that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://youtu.be/UsSh9vvGcfw?si=kYGgCABubbC4Ii_9

          SKILL ISSUE

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised they did this considering that meme is half a decade old by now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The whole video feels like an ancient shitpost

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i really wish we could get her hat and shoes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            with all the love harmonys gotten across all three games i’d be genuinely surprised if she doesn’t get an amiibo eventually

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Havent seen this brought up but one of the changes in the recent update is that they increased the catalogue exp bonus from the closeout period of a season (the final week of the season) from 1.2X to 1.5X. Not a huge change but it should help some of the stragglers finish their catalogue a little easier. So if you need to pick a time to grind, pick that final week. Splatfests as usual give you increased catty exp so dont miss that either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the splatfest bonus?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the catalog xp bonus you get from winning matches during a splatfest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it’s a 1.2X multiplier I believe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dont forget to get your daily win bonus, that’s a free level

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Timmy, WHY would bring the Gold Aerospray into Rainmaker?

    And only get 4-11?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with harmony

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harmony should replace Frye.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still 3 months away from more Pearl
    HURRY THE FUCK UP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can wait a bit longer.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discuss the new special. What weapons would you want it on? Do you like it? Do you think it will see a lot of use?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know it's on the Sorella Undercover Brella, but they're definitely putting it on at least one other kit. I'm thinking the Foil Squeezer; it had Bubble Blower in S2, and this seems to have a similar defensive utility.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it also blocks my team's sight. Not a fan if that's true.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a big facet I haven’t seen discussed. There’re going to be a ton of instances where teammates annoy each other with it. Probably the only special where that’s a real concern

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe the screen also moves forward? I'd have to think so otherwise all it does is either make the enemy team take a different route, or it kills any combat for a bit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it does move forward, you can see it move in the trailer briefly
            it’s very slow though

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Enemy team could probably also shoot it till it disappears thinking on it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >another route
            >Splatoon 3 lol. But really, it won’t necessarily halt combat, but it will be an advantage pushing or defending the objective as a deterrent and obfuscation. It’s interesting for sure. It feels like it has huge variance in its potential value, as well as being hard to objectively determine how useful it was after the fact. I could see it taking a while to pick up popularity, even if it is good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have a feeling this will be weak and non threatning like super chumps were

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could see it being pretty useful for being placed on the outer edge of a splatzone, or perhaps on the edge of your clam basket to prevent a push. Definitely more of a defensive tool, I’ll be interested to see how it turns out. Most of these new specials have been undertuned when being debuted, so I dont expect it to be too strong at first, and then will get some buffs like chumps and kraken have

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s be neat if this was on tent, just because they look so similar. But it would also be cool to release the shield from behind the screen and have unexpected cover the enemies don’t know about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does it even do?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why dont we get like a new salmonid?
    just make a mini horrorboros or something that flies around and shoots mini explosions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      adding an actual boss would fuck with the balance in too many ways to quantify

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well king coho is just a fuckin cohock, and the new boss is just gonna be a giant maw, im just going off that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When are we getting the King Fishstick?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >King Fishstick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Places an entire building on the map and rains down bombs at a high rate from the windows
            Kino but also scary

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would also fuck with the game’s performance as well with how the game hits 10fps when there are too many bosses on screen, with fishsticks apparently being a heavy contributor to slowdown. Would introduce a whole new slew of glitches and bugs that I doubt the devs want to have to deal with right now. I dont expect any new boss salmonid to be added, just another king if that. Next game might shake up the formula to SR a bit with how popular it’s proven to be

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would you trade:
          -removal of fish sticks to boost game performance
          for
          -double flyfish

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know a bad deal when I see one. Quadruple flyfish or no deal.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where the hell is the kit reveal for today?
    don't tell me 5pm is gonna become the norm for twitter drops...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in 15 minutes maybe if they're going with a new schedule like the trailer drop

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I now have all the tableturf cards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good job!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always booyah when someone dies in an embarrassing way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like how the propeller platform on marooners just stops working when its high tide, forced to just stand down there while squids laugh at me..

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already know I'll hate the new special, I can't stand visual impairment shit in shooter. When are they gonna add a flashbang sub that makes a huge ink splatter across your screen

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what weapon does Harmony use?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no info drop
    it's over...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I told you guys it will be next week. It’s splatfest time

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look how happy this bastard is. What level in the catalogue will the sweater be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      50, probably
      the last 50 levels will be repeat gear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Catalogue lvl 50 or lower, because beyond that it will be all the returning gear from the last chill catalogue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sweater reference RotM/when you touch the fuzzy ink
      If all that went down in the story mode exclusively then how did that information manage to reach the public where there’s a sweater designed based on it unless it’s Cuttlegear branded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think the three retards can be trusted with confidential information?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        callie and marie probably got drunk and told some people about it backstage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that, but it's not canon when your character touches the ooze, so they had to have seen some other inkling get fuzz'd at some point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying the existence of Fuzzy Ooze outside of the Crater/Alterna
          >Further implying a possible Grizz Contingency
          Is that what Lil Judd is working on then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think his girlfriend got him that sweater?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >girlfriend
        boykisser bought him that sweater

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cute

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't played this game since... Last... October. Did they ever add any new music?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Allot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they added the best band with the cutest band member

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      there's been 2-3 new songs every season as of sizzle '23

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every season since sizzle '23

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          technically fresh season since we got liquid sunshine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, and they’re about to add more.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new king is a giant Maw
    >next it'll be a King Scrapper that drives around the map at mach 5 speeds
    >next it'll be a King Stinger that's 20 miles tall and nukes you with an orbital death laser

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying we’ll get two more
      One at best. Big Maws might be the last as far as we know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        game's probably gonna wrap up development by next year a season or two after the DLC, so it's not too farfetched to say we'll get maybe one more king

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          After this we’ve got two more seasons. I dont expect any meaningful content beyond third weapon kits and maybe some gear after that. The king “pattern” hasnt even held to every other season. At best we’ll get one more but it’s no guarantee

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would do anything to be a squid

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the next console is backwards compatible I could see them extending support a bit, even if it's not major stuff like catalogs. They're gonna need games to drive subscription for the paid online.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A new Splatoon will come out for the new console, just like Splatoon 2 did for the switch.
      There’s not going to be anything big added except maybe some splatfests? They’ll be working on the next game.
      >b-b-b-but!
      They’ll be working on the next game. I have not seen a SINGLE argument explaining why they wouldnt be pushing out the next game ASAP.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo may want them to do Animal Crossing first for whatever reason. That's really the only valid argument though and even that's sketchy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll repeat it as many times as it needs to be said. We are getting a new Splatoon, I dont know why people think that wont happen. In fact I wish they would explain it, but they never do beyond “but animal crossing!”

        How about the fact that people already feel burned by the sparse updates this game already has, and them going "too bad, Splatoon 4" would really burn them?
        I don't know the data, but are 3's legs as good as 2's were? People might be getting sick of things

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How about the fact that people already feel burned by the blah blah blah…
          Sorry I dont think they can hear you over the sound of the amount of money being printed for a new Splatoon game on a new console. Splat 3 broke sales records and made a fuck ton of money in a short amount of time. There is no sign of anyone being burned. When people stop buying the games, maybe they’ll stop rushing them out. With a game like Splatoon it’s one you want to get out as early on the system’s lifespan as possible, it’s one of Nintendo’s most profitable IPs right now and is their equivalent of a Call of Duty series. It is inevitable and theyre piss easy to rush out in a short time. Nobody is burned, they WILL buy it and it will break even more sales records the next time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Answer the question about the legs, you stupid nagger

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You’re answering question with a question. Do the legs of splat 3 even matter? I dont think we have enough sales data to know, but the Switch is wrapping up. They made their money and it was a resounding success having sold more than 10M in three months. That’s huge. Regardless of how well the game keeps selling, it’s already a huge success. It does not need to sell anymore, because the Switch is at the end of its life and a new Splatoon will be coming very, very soon, because why WOULDNT it? (the original question that nobody seems to be able to answer)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because splatoon is like a weak little babby compared to MK and a new mario kart could easily be a launch game and would drive more NSO subs. So would an enhance port of ultimate.
        Your absolute confidence is pretty misplaced, we really have no idea what they'll do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You awakened the autist, way to go

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll repeat it as many times as it needs to be said. We are getting a new Splatoon, I dont know why people think that wont happen. In fact I wish they would explain it, but they never do beyond “but animal crossing!”

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And I take it we’ll be getting a Mario Wonder Deluxe, since we’re being patternfags and not realizing that the Wii U being a failure caused atypical development cycles

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think whatever the new 3D mario game they’re working on will likely be a launch title for the next system. I think there’s probably a few big titles brewing under the hood as all we’re getting this year is smaller scale games and remakes.

            But with Splatoon one thing wont change: the next game will have heavy asset reuse and will be barren on release, because that’s how they pump these games out on a two year timeframe. Also the backwards compatibility argument doesnt really apply to Splatoon because it’s a game as a service. It’s not like Smash bros or Mario Kart where you can have one big DLC released every 6 months with nothing in between. It needs constant events every month, and content added on a semi regular basis. I just dont foresee Splatoon 3’s support to be fluffed out in a meaningful way beyond the usual post-support window. A “deluxe” version of Splatoon 3 would also make no sense. They dont release complete Splatoon games, that’s the whole point. They release it empty and fill it out over time with new content to keep people engaged.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No one said the next game won’t have a bunch of asset reuse or said there would be a “deluxe” version. Quit talking around the issue. Your confidence that they wouldn’t extend support for 3 is based purely on patternhomosexualry that ignores the complicating factors of the Wii U and Switch

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So why are you still ducking the initial question?
                Why WOULDNT they get it out as soon possible? It would be way more profitable than just extending support for Splat 3. and it really, really wouldnt take that much resources to have a new game ready by launch window. Why WOULDNT they rush it out as soon as possible if the games are easy to churn out and print money?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why are you ducking a question I never asked
                Moron. But a combination of avoiding franchise fatigue and having the developers work on other properties. May as well ask why didn’t just make New Super Mario Bros Switch instead of Wonder. Returns will diminish, and going from a fairly new release on a hugely popular console to a quick turnaround on one with a much lower install base is foolish. Especially when that dev team could be pumping out a system seller like a new Animal Crossing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Franchise fatigue
                And yet people keep buying the games, peculiar! You see the state they rush out these dogshit pokemon games, and even in the abyssmal state they’re released in, they keep selling.
                >returns will diminish
                They have yet diminish for Splatoon.

                You’re also leaving out the point that Splatoon is THE big motivator to keep people subscribed to Nintendo Online service, being Nintendo’s main online focused game. They have no other game that is so online dependent than Splatoon. They will want to get people enrolled to Nintendo Online on the new system ASAP.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And yet people keep buying the games, peculiar!
                Do they? Maybe the legs do matter, dumbass
                >They have yet diminish for Splatoon.
                Then show the legs, idiot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I cant show you sales data that Nintendo hasnt made public you mouth breathing troglodyte.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They release quarterlies, you retard, check them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just do my own research for me
                You asked the question about legs, go look it up if you want, but I already told you why it’s inconsequential for the end of the Switch’s lifespan, a time when software sales tend to tamper off anyhow. People are more excited for the new system that will be coming, which will have a new Splatoon within the first year, screencap it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >system seller like a new Animal Crossing
                The only time that was ever true was when everyone was put on lockdown and was desperate for a social simulation game. Historically, animal crossing has not been system seller.

                AC:NH is the exception, and those games take more development time than a Splatoon game. They could afford to wait until 2020 to release new horizons, three years into the console’s life. They did not wait to release Splatoon 2 in 2017 and they did not wait long after Animal Crossing to release just two years later in 2022.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah and let’s not forget Animal Crossing New Horizons actually suffered multiple delays. And the only animal crossing game we got on the Wii U was the consolation known as Amiibo Festival, apprently because they were unable to get a real HD animal crossing ready in time before the Wii U croaked.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you’re implying that they thought Splatoon 2 would be a bigger system seller than Animal Crossing, you’re dense as fuck. New Leaf is less than 1 million behind Splatoon 2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Splatoon on the Wii U sold 5 Mil in a very short time. That’s like a 40% install base for a new IP. It was a major success and it’s no wonder they wanted to try and recreate that success on the Switch, which they werent sure was going to save them from the Wii U or not. The Switch as a whole was a big gamble, nobody expected it to be as successful as it was. Splat 2 ended up being a great success for the console, as did Splat 3. Maybe they werent sure it’d be a system seller then, but they knew it had a good chance of being popular with how well Splatoon sold on the failure known as Wii U. And now they definitely know how big Splatoon is so why wouldnt they try to recreate the success of the previous games? Japan will eat that shit up and they know it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >biggest success for the franchise still barely outsold the the 3DS entry of Animal Crossing, despite the increased install base
                Ah yes, what a great point. You can wave your hands as much as you want, but AC’s sales were already increasing and would have outsold Splatoon by many millions, even without covid

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Harmony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she'll kill you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it would be worth it

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the game insist on matching me with the best glue eaters the world has ever known while matching me against X rank badges? This dumb motherfucker stole the rainmaker at the last second so I got a wipeout for us and he fucking stands there with his dick in hand WAITING FOR US TO RESPAWN even though the other team had a single point lead and we were in overtime. How the hell do these retards get this high of a rank?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >win game
      >next game
      >teammates are the guys you just played against
      >lose
      >rinse and repeat until 50/50 w/l ratio
      i despite modern gaming so much

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my lack of skill is the game’s fault
        Git gudder. Or just play turf war if you want to stomp children

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I stomp X rankers consistently. My teammates ARE the problem. You can royally fuck off.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I’m the bestest player ever 🙁
            lmao, shitter cope

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Show me your k/d and w/l right now, you won't you fucking coward

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but muh forced 50/50
                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                keep going and you will get a 15 loss streak

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not him but i climbed from C all the way to S+ this month with an average 30 - 10 win/lose ratio.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but muh forced 50/50
                lol

                This tells me that the game thinks you're bad and matches you with carryGODS.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Charge your fucking phone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright then, what weapon are you using? What advice would you give someone with 50/50 win/loss? Git gud isn't good enough.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My advice would be stop complaining and think about what you’re bad at and work on it. You could post a replay code for feedback. Without that or any info on what you play, your rank, etc, it’d just be empty platitudes. I play Wiper mostly. Not deco, fuck tenta missiles

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You could post a replay code for feedback
                I would if i could anonymize it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but i'd be interested in posting a couple replay codes of my rainmaker series matches. One win one loss, I'm interested in getting better especially because I now have enough points for a rank up battle

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, give it a go. Just be prepared to ignore it if some autist starts name dropping you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've never cared, I get namedropped from time to time and I just find it amusing if not a little sad. Also I doubt the namedropper even knows how to view replays

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you going post replays? I’m going to get off Ganker until we start getting twitter updates

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you going post replays? I’m going to get off Ganker until we start getting twitter updates

                Alright, here's a couple:
                RU39-A1F6-91QF-NQRJ Knockout Win
                R18J-Y37Y-150N-LN2D Normal win
                RL7M-XUKH-5CDR-KNG3 Loss
                RTNH-Q2MX-1GAP-J1MD Loss

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are way too single minded about zerg rushing. I know that’s what you’re kitted out for, but you’re forcing it way too often. You even did it with the rainmaker when you needed a more sustained push. Pick and choose when you’re going to go in. You have a sub that can displace at long range. cooler is amazing at team support. Try to build it up more often and share it with your teammates instead of rushing in to die, make your respawn longer and lose special charge. Consider stalling the enemy push with a fizzy to allow your teammates to get back to the action instead of instantly zerging every time. The best time to dive is when your team is juiced up and distracting the enemy, especially if you can help secure an initial pick with a fizzy. Help to facilitate pick those moments

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Got it, any other advice? Thanks by the way

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s what jumped out. General advice of keeping your head on a swivel and trying to find those brief moments where you can 2v1 an enemy. Especially when you feel like your team can’t pull its weight without your help. You’re welcome

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Too much brute forcing honestly. It might work at lower ranks and you probably got bat habits from it but past that you're gonna need some awareness of the state of the game to know what to do and when to do it.

                Spam more fizzy bombs, look for kills or at least a trade with tacticooler buff because if you die it's not a big deal and share it with others as much as you can. Your weapon is a great support with these two tools, use them more.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s what jumped out. General advice of keeping your head on a swivel and trying to find those brief moments where you can 2v1 an enemy. Especially when you feel like your team can’t pull its weight without your help. You’re welcome

                Thanks for taking the time to watch and tell me what I can improve, I really appreciate it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re welcome anon. Remember to have fun!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No problem. Honestly, rainmaker is not that easy to play with randoms because like clam you have to work together to push the objective. Tower control and splat zones have more solo carry potential but there's more stomps in these modes.

                What can help you is if you can find replays of the weapon you're using or even a good X-rank player using it in the mode you're playing and posting his matches on YouTube.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shitskin mentality
          if i get sweatier enemies then i should get sweatier teammates

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cuck mentality
            Your teammates shouldn’t do everything for you while you just watch

            [...]
            This tells me that the game thinks you're bad and matches you with carryGODS.

            You didn’t get the memo? CarryGODS are a myth. It’s forced 50/50!

            keep going and you will get a 15 loss streak

            No, cause I’ll keep improving instead of crying 🙂

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate series. I want to wring the neck of whoever thought it was a good idea to derank people every season and make X battle a temporary unlock.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that thigh gap with a hint of cheeks oooooooh BROOOOOTHER

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anybody down for some turf?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can play a few rounds, let turn on my console.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure, name?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being a homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re asking for the impossible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retard

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name drop the people who wants to play turf war

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Join my room and find out

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you already know who likes to complain about mentioning names. theyre in the pool right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet its gibbs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody here likes you dramafag, I can assure of that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you already know who likes to complain about mentioning names. theyre in the pool right now

        hey str1d3r, stop shitting up the thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol try guessing a million other names, maybe you’ll get it right one day homosexual. Are you still that mindbroken over being squidbagged? Seek professional help.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what your problem is with this guy, he's genuinely good at the game and fun to play with

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He already explained it before. Basically he got squidbagged during a big run and it apparently cost him a high score something silly like that and the guy could never let it go. Genuine mental illness.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're...joking right? There's no way someone would be that mindbroken over a squidbagging....r..right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Probably didn't help I was dressed like this that BR

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He name dropped me during that BR I think he just wants to blame everybody but himself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He name dropped me during that BR I think he just wants to blame everybody but himself

                Do you remember who it was? I'm just curious

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                G!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the new season trailer is making me think that they might start putting in more effort and support might be extended
    its stupid to think such but I can hope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they put in memes and shoddily animated Harmony? Content wise the season is not above others

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it depends entirely on the Switch 2's release timing and whether it has BC or not.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I forgot to switch off the twin drills

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not playing as good tonight bro sorry. I feel like I’m piloting a giant meat robot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright man, I'm not playing my best either.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The song sounds like she says Darling Darling

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf comm error?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed that, you get the hammer? AH you didn't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve never been dc’d like that before wtf
        Turf war 3/4

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mommy long legs lookin' rad

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played that much, could have worked on my cooler placements better. Too far back.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harmony should replace Shiver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For real, Harmony is the first time I've loved a shopkeeper way more than the game's actual idols you're supposed to like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, if she needs to replace someone it should be Frye

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shiver harmony big man as the 3 woulda been pretty pleasant

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think Shiver and Harmony would have as good a dynamic as Shiver and Frye
          Next game they should just have all of ABXY be the "idol group" so the 4 autism can be sated, and have them split into two teams of two taking sides for each splatfest
          Of course then whatever team Harmony is on would probably sweep like Shiver does right now, unfortunately

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one cares about dynamic, we just wanna see our favorite characters

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rage dc
    Nice

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs gtg for now might be back later might not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gg man, I got one more in me BF before dinner myself

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna make a clam blitz room at rotation

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well that fucking sucks, sorry man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's all good, always fun to play with you GGs

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deep cut amiibo drop right before splatfest
    I was gonna call this stupid but then I remembered you need to stupidly grind matches for the amiibo to give you gear so it's whatever I guess

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clam blitz 2/4

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, it’s that tourney anon from last thread. Nintendo released a new tournament creator for the app and I wanna try giving it a test run to get a better idea of how it works and if it could have use
    If any anons are interested in participating I could set up a small tourney for next week. Can give the tournament manager a run through and make for good practice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's rather bare bones but that's to be expected. I'd be down though what day/time were you thinking?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering maybe the 25th or 26th at 2pm PST, sometime on the weekend. Wanna see if there’s any interest first before jumping in alongside getting an idea of what time would be best

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're just like me, fr fr

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she definitely needs her own merch. her hat, a plush, an amiibo, SOMETHING

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No Harmony plush until with get a Yoko plush.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was not expecting them to lean into the Harmony popularity like that. At least they finally capitalized on a good idea for once. The awkward little animations were cute. I love the idea of the new stage being a ramen shop, but who knows how good it'll be. I'm at least happy to see Bluefin back, but hope they don't ruin it. Don't know how to feel about lifts being put in. Most of the new gear looks nice, it bodes well for FrostyFest. But I'm still prepared for them to once again have nothing new in the shops. Overall, the update seems like it could go either good or bad depending on the execution. But hey, Chirpy Chips is back with great music so that's fantastic. Maybe I'll finally be able to not call them Chirpy Chirps now.

    What the FUCK was that new king, though? Looks like Mega Fug or something. Can't wait to listen to its terror-inducing roar like fug got. Octo daughter best daughter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better look at the new king we’ll deal with. Also gonna be having Big Run at Barnacle & Dime
      SR chads eating good this season

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Went through it frame by frame. Not 100% certain, but it seem sure as hell seems like it bursts out of the ground like a goddamn Deviljho or some other unholy terror. Makes me wonder if you can deal massive damage by having all 4 players through a bomb at once.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New stage seems pretty varied in its layout and has inkable walls, so it’s shaping up to look fairly solid. Bluefin didn’t go unscathed, but time will tell if the changes are a positive or not
      As for the harmony focus it’s cute but means they’ve skimped out on a lot of stuff that would normally be shown like tableturf cards, so they might have very little to provide. Only 8 new weapons isn’t a good look either, less than previous seasons. Not to mention the cephs featured all only have 1-2 new gear similar to last season, so it’s looking to be like that again with only half a catalog and rerunning old chill season content
      Then again we’ve yet to get anything in the way of twitter updates so they may have some stuff in their back pocket to share, but yea either we’ll get a solid update or something even smaller than the last

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With the way the multiplayer updates have been, I'm leaning more towards smaller. There is so fucking much to put in, but they keep making the updates tinier in terms of content. What the fuck is their major malfunction, 2 did not feel this cursed. I'm at least happy that salmon run keeps getting new shit, buffs, and whatnot.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The studio is divided into normal updates/Side Order/probably a new Animal Crossing/possibly a Splatoon 4
          It's not surprising, but I hope the last one isn't being worked on yet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey wait, that pompadour is a veemo.

        The studio is divided into normal updates/Side Order/probably a new Animal Crossing/possibly a Splatoon 4
        It's not surprising, but I hope the last one isn't being worked on yet

        Not surprising, simply disappointing.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pick up 8th clam
    >immediately throw expecting power clam
    >it didn't immediate form a power clam
    FUCK

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >neighbourly predator
    the titles in this game are truly something else lmao

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any ENGLISH salmon youtubers i can check out, most of things are japs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AmateurFrisk

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is harmony so retarded?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know why

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GFH
    Sure why no-
    >those weapons
    >the weapons for the next couple rotations
    >only weapons I can use are on marooners gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >saying no to a rotation with hydra
      your loss.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The weapons are pretty good right now. Easy 999 if I had the time

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good games clam blitz room

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clams open, 2/4.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut ur clam you whore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FOOTBAAAALL!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=QihE8PT2pPr-ssVy

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I still haven't played this, what's the latest version with all the content? I need a good fap tonight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1.55 is the finished version.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tfw speedrunning
    I hate that the dev just made Harmony unable to fight in 1.55 instead of giving her a sprite for it

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >error
    Sugary fix your bullshit

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This splatfest theme is shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=q94_vE7qK1LAk_Gr

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name drop his ass

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The splatoon 4 idols we need

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would be just pure fanservice at this point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      acht looks like a veggietales character there

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Inkbrush is great for sick frags.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you lose 1/3 of your special charge just sitting there in start up, let alone the penalty if you get killed
    This thing could be made vastly more tolerable so easily if the devs weren’t stupid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reefslider’s a lost cause, just puck up a better special

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, what a stupid response

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well it wouldn’t be a problem if you just stayed away from that shit special like you should

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But I want to play the shit main weapon that only had that special! Why can’t the devs use their brains just a tiny bit and make these things more tolerable for the idiots who can’t resist?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get hydra
    >ez wave clear
    >dont have hydra
    >WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HYDRA WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those were the best frags I ever got, how did I lose?

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG SZ room

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Open zones, 3/4.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to strangle those freelancers holy shit

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck does the undercover shield only do 15 damage

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >about to win a freelance SR somehow
    >two of the fucking team disconnects at the start of wave 3
    i am at my limit

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna handshake, fistbump and hug everyone here without consent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That woomy is very aggressive

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GG's salmon crew

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for playing boys, but I want to end on a high note. See you all in the fest tomorrow.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im still playing Splat Tim 1 :>

    Join me

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is King Maws really based on an anglerfish? If so, that's awesome. Would be kino if he lures you with a golden egg

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY DO SHITLANCERS NEVER HIT THE FUCKING MOTHERSHIP FUCKVIFNG LEARN THE GAME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't pay $60 to shoot spaceships

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My freelancers burn 3 specials to repel it

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think im going bamboozler for splatfest bros

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so hows the meta in A/S? fun shooty shoot or spammy cancer?
    i haven't played since release

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how great Splatoon 3 would be if they had been making maps on the same level of quality as the lalst few for the entire lifetime of the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we can only hope and pray for stage reworks.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best band in s1
    >best band in s2
    >has the potential to be the best band in s3
    how does she do it bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be a tall order to dethrone the Gold Bazookas this time around

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hope chirpy chips finally gets the well deserved honor of being a 3 song band

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that tentacle to the metal exists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand the massive hateboner for that song.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It probably has something to do with the fact that it's the worst song in the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats what that song is called? i fuckin hate it.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I attempt my rank up battle now on these maps?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did it anyways
      1 win 1 loss gonna leave it there for now

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna make a SR room at the hour for my bonuses. Would've done it before but I've been trying my hand at turf way the last couple of days, to varying degrees of success. And sometimes abject humiliation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you didn’t even play multiplayer outside of splatfest

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 3?
    More like cumming inside of little tiny squid girl dicky

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing first game.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >152 eggs
    Fuck year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fuck year
      which one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >popped inkjet thinking it was ink strikes
        Thankfully I recovered from that.

        1976. It knows what it did.

        I thought you didn’t even play multiplayer outside of splatfest

        You're confusing me being addicted to SR with me not ever wanting to play regular splatoon.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont feel like slammin and i dont feel like turfin so i sleep till tomorrow
    still dont know if i wanna go bamboozler or splash though

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New qr code, gives you a new banner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hong Kong
      uhhh china bros?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tempted to name myself ChinaNo2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do it!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dang does that come with some sweet n sour chicken

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love how we got Marina's back story as dlc, i've never been in love with such an ass like hers.Love Marina

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 silver
    COCK

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hydra literally carrying this rotation and its sad when someone who can't use it has it and we end up dying to a bunch of fuckin stingers

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get into rank up series
    >Play
    >Forget that its clam blitz
    >Absolute fucking retards on team and Gods on the enemy team
    I FUCKING HATE CLAM BLITZ SO FUCKING MUCH ITS UNREAL! GRAB THE FUCKING CLAMS, KILL THE ENEMY, THROW THE FOOTBALL INTO THE STUPID BASKET HOW HARD IS THAT!?!?

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bad of the heart, thats Dagasi

    ?si=Bg7XgKBUqmcmSzZY

    Dont be scary with me. BAd of the the heart! YEAH, YEAH, COUSE YOUR ARE JUST BAD OF THE HEART, BAD OF THE HEART

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, just nonstop flyfish.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if you arent jerking off to Inklings why are you even playing Splatoon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marina is thicc, and smiles, and would tear anyone apart.

      Should i just say fuck it and grind rank up battles? I usually just play rainmaker on series but I've been doing pretty good at clams in open with the pool.

      You are bad of the heart

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BAD OF THE HEART

          I am a hornyposter
          I want to play with other hornyposters and also add them elsewhere for reasons

          Be gay for this poster,

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >BAD OF THE HEART
            Like....the george lamond song? I don't get it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Freestyle, obviously you aint a 90's kid at best, freetyle is good music. No emotional ties to it. It has ties with love, that's what freetsyle was about back in the day.

              I miss love...

              Is this some new zoomer catchphrase?

              I have nothing against you, zoomer, we all get past the captchas.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool and all but that doesn't help

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?si=BkFvduAF58_6HSGh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Splatoon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you doing alright buddy?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                With my freestyle melody

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gg team

                I remember this game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Buddy...

                ?si=UAXB-G3uFvbT23Nu

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why be an asshole, and these captchas

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this some new zoomer catchphrase?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asking a splatoon player if they've jerked it to splatoon porn is like asking a guy if they've tried to self suck before

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, I love you for that support on the cannon.

      People can do both, man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was running out of ink at the end, but I tried my best

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ugh, I'm doing so bad here.

          You did more than most have and would.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where I coom and where I frag are in two different places and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

      shiver makes me run out of ink

      You're inserting it into her, right?

      This kills the octopus.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name drop the hornyposters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a hornyposter
      I want to play with other hornyposters and also add them elsewhere for reasons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gross cow tits

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do artfags insist on drawing grotesquely large breasts? It’s gross

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do artfags insist on drawing grotesquely large breasts? It’s gross

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gross
            r
            o
            s
            s

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should i just say fuck it and grind rank up battles? I usually just play rainmaker on series but I've been doing pretty good at clams in open with the pool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing clams with the pool and playing clams in series to s+ are very different experiences.

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harmony and Chirpy Chips better get their own banner soon, my only way of saying I’m a fan is wearing the gold version of her badge on my Splattag.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shiver makes me run out of ink

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're inserting it into her, right?

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone ‘round to fish or is everyone in their own rooms already. Just tryna get bonuses
    Also so people know, next rotation goes on during the splatfest, so you’ll need to break from the festivities if you want those particular bonuses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can do a king

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There were big shots 9 that shift

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    progress..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pathetic...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        suicides at rotation?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure if i'll make it on time if it happens. i'll probably join when someone leaves

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love the reef-lux GG's guys great shifts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a big part of me that wanted to keep that going, but my controllers crapped out on me like 4 or 5 times there so I'm gonna cut my losses. Or wins. Thanks for indulging me. Maybe I'll do some solo turf war later or something.

      I'm hating it a bit less every time I use it. I was actually pretty safe down there at the cannon solo. Though you did provide great backup there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm hating it a bit less every time I use it
        You're getting used it and after a couple more rotation you won't be having problems

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sweet, got an email hours ago that my amiibo have shipped. But since it's almost the weekend, they likely won't arrive until well into next week. At least after the splatfest, I can make my octo a cute little Shiver fan.

          >You're getting used it
          This was like my 400th time used it, man. I'm well acquainted with reeflux in SR. A few good games does not erase all the other countless times I was wishing I could get almost any other weapon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I got lucky and just grabbed one off the shelf at a store near me

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gotta love it when they break the street date. I'd rather not take any chances, not after how many years it took me to get sweet Callie and beloved Marie. I was lucky enough to get Pearl and Marina at a gamestop near me way before they got reprints. Which I wanna say was earlier this year? I dunno, but my Target hasn't been able to get rid of them.

              >bought a controller 2 weeks ago
              >ZL already stuck from playing Eggstra Work and collecting conches
              At least I have the other one that miraculously started working again

              I don't think mine has much a chance unless I open it up and see what's inside. But it feels like the screws were put in inhumanly tight, none of my tools can get it open.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They will unless you're using JIS bits

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Far as I can tell, these are just tiny phillips heads.

                One store was already sold out and said they weren't getting any more stock, but I went to another one and they had 4 (picrel) so grabbed one.

                Hold the fuck up, I thought no one outside japan was getting the 3-pack.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's all we have I think (Australia)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Far as I can tell, these are just tiny phillips heads
                Nintendo doesn't use phillips, they use JIS which is similar but different enough that regular phillips screwdrivers don't work as well

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One store was already sold out and said they weren't getting any more stock, but I went to another one and they had 4 (picrel) so grabbed one.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SEXO

              Sweet, got an email hours ago that my amiibo have shipped. But since it's almost the weekend, they likely won't arrive until well into next week. At least after the splatfest, I can make my octo a cute little Shiver fan.

              >You're getting used it
              This was like my 400th time used it, man. I'm well acquainted with reeflux in SR. A few good games does not erase all the other countless times I was wishing I could get almost any other weapon.

              Just keep doing whatever you're doing because it's working

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Be mildly disgruntled and do what little I can? You got it.
                >SEXO
                Ah, you're one of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao

                >Ah, you're one of them
                Not really I just say it for the sake of it and honestly I like frye more than shiver

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >like frye more than shiver
                And yet you chose Team Shiver. Curious.

                >Far as I can tell, these are just tiny phillips heads
                Nintendo doesn't use phillips, they use JIS which is similar but different enough that regular phillips screwdrivers don't work as well

                I'd figured, yeah. Guess I better open one so I can see if there's even the slightest change of saving my controller. Going by the rattling I can hear while shaking it, though, probably not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just replace the stick, it's a good beginner soldering job if you've never done it before

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never done it in my life, though this probably wouldn't be a bad place to start learning.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just watch a couple beginner tutorials on it and use flux and lead free solder if you like your brain

                >soldering
                fuck that tbh

                It's not hard, I've saved hundreds and it's a valuable skill to have.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >soldering
                fuck that tbh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was originally going to be on team big man because of the red ink, but my nephew convinced me to pick shiver

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kid's got good taste, he steered you onto the right path.

                Reminder that if you don't get all three together, you're a bad person.

                My only regret is that I won't have the one big 3-pack package. I liked the ones for Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, and the octolings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol I usually tell him which team to pick but that time he really wanted to be on team shiver. Still not sure why.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, he's got good taste. But to be on your side for a little bit, I also genuinely like Frye. Shiver's my favorite, but Frye is a lovable meathead and I wish her and the other 2 got more to do. But I had to pick a side, and it was no contest.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All idols are fine (except pearl) but I really don't care about them. The only time I cared was when it was Callie vs. Marie and I ended up picking Marie. It was a tough choice though.

                Shiver's team is red ink.
                Big Man is green
                Frye is barf yellow

                I was talking about the deep cut splatfest

                >Shiver's team is red ink.
                >Big Man is green
                >Frye is barf yellow

                No it's
                >Shiver is fruit punch
                >Big Man is snot
                >Frye is barf

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >(except pearl)
                Dude. But yeah, it's probably best not to care too much about this silly game. But dammit, it's so fun and engrossing I can't help but engage. At least you picked best girl for the end result of 1.

                >Shiver is fruit punch
                Huh, didn't think of it like that. My mind went to raspberry jam. By odd coincidence, I'm actually sucking on a fruit punch lollipop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know why I just don't like her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There may have been a case for that at launch, but if you didn't like her after OE then you got at least a few screws loose.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hate her more because of the god awful damp socks songs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shiver's team is red ink.
                Big Man is green
                Frye is barf yellow

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We were talking about the Deep Cut splatfest, anon. The one that caused all those delicious meltdowns.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can you see through the holes in Frye's pants?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ask someone here who has her to post pictures.

              That's all we have I think (Australia)

              Fair enough, then. The 3-pack can be imported by us burgers, but doing so was more expensive than just getting them separately from a retailer or off Nintendo's website. Before shipping, no less. Now that even Nintendo's store is sold out, it seems to be the best option for those that missed them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SEXO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rare Metal Arms enjoyer spotted

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice
                how far up can you see

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A little above the knee

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't skip on hydra rotations. It's fun

                damn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't tell me this guy had just mayonaissed Himself

      gg team

      I remember this game

      Speak of the devil, never forget any memory, buddy

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any bamboozler tips?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why not?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a rhythm to steady consecutive charging, learn it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but why? it only takes a full charge and like a tap to kill

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check pro controller
    >2 days ago it wouldn't click in
    >now the right stick is straight up loose and doesn't return to center
    Fuck me, and I was hoping to at least keep it for games that didn't need the click like Smash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bought a controller 2 weeks ago
      >ZL already stuck from playing Eggstra Work and collecting conches
      At least I have the other one that miraculously started working again

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hug my Splatling after the Match
    >But also Fist-bump a Teammate.

    This Splatfest is more traitorous than I originally thought.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I propose an alliance.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Nintendo give your series points back if you played against a cheater?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are unlikely to do anything in the first place.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on how blatant it was, he hasn't said what happened

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's her endgame?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like theres a penis there and im not happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God willing, more music.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great use of those Big Shot Cannons, guys.

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I give you Ganker During the Splatfest V3.0, feat The Squid Sisters.
    https://gifsound.com/?webm=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F4kfxwm&v=ZWjXHLf_-G0

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    11 Bronze, 1 Silver, huh?

    And we absolutely bullied Cohozuna too. Well, I gotta go to sleep. Thanks for having me.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you don't get all three together, you're a bad person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't get only shiver and big man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I already did, same with the Idols from previous games

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My monitor died on me during that last shipshape match, literally faded to black and made a clicking noise
    Playing tabletop rn

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whoa randomly matched with a few of you guys by chance in open rainmaker, sick game fellas

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the splatfest up yet

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    send another invite for RM I just missed it

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still beating that dead seahorse?

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there should be a twitter reveal in about an hour.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made a dynamofag rage quit in series
    Yeah fuck you

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So..what happened to that suicide room?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They all died.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought people were already in one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like hosting rooms

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'll (try to) make one at rotation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a tableturf room?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ranked suicide room

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm totally down for sure

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single person on my friends list has chosen hugs
    Either no one wants it or no one cares about this splatfest. It's somewhat sad regardless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was so used to splatfest being two months apart i wasn't expecting another one so soon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The pattern up until now was big run, splatfest, splatfest. I assume we'll be going back to that now that we've passed the anniversary.

        female 4 is so cute

        She's a crazy little screwball.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          4>8

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Something’s been on my mind for a while. I feel like I’m not supposed to be male, and I honestly want to transition. I’ll probably change my username to BigJane soon so be ready for that change I guess.

            Hell no.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok bro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why do you bully her?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh anon, you and your little jokes.

            Something’s been on my mind for a while. I feel like I’m not supposed to be male, and I honestly want to transition. I’ll probably change my username to BigJane soon so be ready for that change I guess.

            Hell no.

            Legitimately surprised this is the first time I've seen someone do this. Or maybe someone already has and I missed it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’m sorry who the fuck do you think you are? Don’t downplay me coming out.

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not particularly looking for it, but if you end up needing a 4th for the suicide room I can do two runs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      female 4 is so cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's your time to shine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bangin'

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got enough for 1 more king BTW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      k

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the reef better than the aero?

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with harmony's emotionless underage squid/anemone/jellyfish/whatever the fuck she is pussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shes like 27 or some shit, why do you homosexuals have to pretend the canonically adult characters are children to like them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think she's 21

        Course when I'm not playing, you niggas get gold. Oh well, I"m still happy with the silvers. Slow but steady climb towards the banner.

        I also got gold before you joined

        167 gold scales.

        I have184

        I mean the joe trophy will probably happen next next big run I think, probably just didn't want the new king potentially spoiled by datamine and weren't certain when it would be officially revealed when making that recent patch

        the golden egg trophy looks pretty cool

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't matter
        all cephalopods in this game are underage coded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't matter
        all cephalopods in this game are underage coded

        and Harmony is as well, whatever she is

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOLD!

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you have a strong weapon like the hydra, just shoot the king and stay alive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll know that for next time

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOLD! GGs guys

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    open spot for suicide

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the game would just auto trash grizz gear with a lower number of ability slots than your current

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good shit. Sorry for dying so much, though. Also please ignore the troll who keeps acting like me, I am coming out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bigjane bros…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aww pay cut

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming you're unable to play ranked during a splatfest right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, only thing you can do is Salmon and Private Battles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, 4 silvers isn't a bad payout. I was expecting one or none. Okay, one more for me.

        Yup. It's turf, SR, or bust.

        Damn, guess i'll have to wait a while for my next rank up attempt. Also imagine turf war series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, 4 silvers isn't a bad payout. I was expecting one or none. Okay, one more for me.

      Yup. It's turf, SR, or bust.

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    climb yourself out of B rank first

    before you start shitposting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ředdit spacing
      Fuck off. I’m trans, deal with it.

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 suicide 9999

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we can't get a 4th we can always throw in freelance or get you back up to evp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah I'm good

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got hydra for coho
    Melted that summabitch like a stick of butter. No golds, but I'll happily take all these silvers. Thanks for the boss fights. Really looking forward to what the new king has in store for us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GG's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like kiting coho around the basket while the hydra lays into him

      gg

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that rank
    Anon, no!

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harmony but with huge fucking anemone tits

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did they upgrade splattershots I felt way more lethal yesterday, like, requiring less shots to splat people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, repeatedly
      Shooters get buffed every patch even if they're meta

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >awww, pay cut

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meter is not full guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We were just warming up for the actual round

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8 kit fags BTFO
    https://nitter.net/splatoonjp/status/1725438634365788239#m

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I be in professional +3 and nobody even communicate a single time in the round? Why am I the only one going “This way!” when I see a goldie it’s very frustrating. Why are you people even playing if you’re not gonna communicate… that one round where you have to shoot the thing to get the goalie to come out and nobody is saying it when they get it so I’m like where the fuck are they running around the map trying to find them because I hear the ding It is a waste of time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people just play and hope for the best, not really trying to think and assume other players will pick up the slack. it's a kid's game after all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? I almost never communicate shit except "Booyah" when somebody does something cool or does some good teamwork. Most people I play with have good enough awareness to know where it's at without anybody saying anything

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joe is my favorite King Salmonid

      >new monster we know almost nothing about
      >devs give it the most basic name ever
      It's Steve all over again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's probably "jaw" spelled out in jap then retranslated back by a machine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay yeah, that makes more sense. But now I kind of just wanna call it Joe, at least until we get a good look at it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm fully aware it is now too late and everyone will refer to it as such like fug irrespective of the localised name

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fug at least has precedent and a long history behind it. Plus it's just plain fun to say.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Joe is to the new king like fug is to horroboros

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and fatty/fat fuck to coho

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Handshakegods, make sure to equip robo flow

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joe is my favorite King Salmonid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm excited for the gold Joe badge and the gold Joe trophy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gold Joe trophy
        >he doesn't know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean the joe trophy will probably happen next next big run I think, probably just didn't want the new king potentially spoiled by datamine and weren't certain when it would be officially revealed when making that recent patch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's Joe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao if it's actually joe and not a google translate error it's definitely getting changed in english, that said joe's a fucking hilarious name so I'm gonna keep calling him that like how I call coho fatfuck and horo fug

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOLD!

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Course when I'm not playing, you niggas get gold. Oh well, I"m still happy with the silvers. Slow but steady climb towards the banner.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how much gold do you have?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        167 gold scales.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ngmi...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think she's 21

            [...]
            I also got gold before you joined

            [...]
            I have184

            [...]
            the golden egg trophy looks pretty cool

            Damn you all.

            I'm back up to 163 golds

            I assume you spent 30 on the cap?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No I spent all of my golds on the golds grizzco banner

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Might as well go to bed now, probably won't be another thread until morning or noon. Good night.

                Ah, of course.

                Right, these always drop right before the splatfests start. Gonna be the first time we get multiple pieces of art for one in 3.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm back up to 163 golds

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that character is pronounced Jo so it's actually Joe lmao

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  170. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice golds ggs

  171. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER GOLD! I'll end it here at go-getter GG's suicide crew.

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