Splatoon 3

>he doesn't have 999 on Marooner's with the worst weapon loadouts in existence

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My win ratio is 40 to 17 losses. Is this good in Turf Wars?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turf war
      anon... it's the casual mode and the less competitive one

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does the Veemo have a green helmet but an orange jacket.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally found a good group of freelancers at lower evp but had to stop playing just after. I'm at 270 right now but I noticed the quality of freelancers is better early so it might be joever for bronze/silver. At least I have a better experience on marooner's now and I had fun shifts.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had more fun making this edit than playing this Salmon Run.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new squeezer is so fun

    they've done a good job giving it a strong kit without being complete bullshit like foil's in splatoon 2

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like some cephalobrats are needing correction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BratsinSpats

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    genuine question how do you make it to 999 when you can't play with other good players all the time? I notice I easily could when I find other good players randomly but that never lasts. is it just people that have friends who are good at the game that get to 999?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not really hard, I guess it can depend on the rotation. If you're good enough you shouldn't have too much trouble freelancing up to EVP999.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Killing bosses fast, not dying, and being persistent. And of course practice. Stop relying on others and git gud so you become the one they rely on

        Why do you need 999 if you suck so hard that you think you need a clique to get 999? Your kind can't handle anything above 200% hazard, you have no place in 250+ which is 400 evp

        One person cannot do it alone and that's what it boils down to over half the time
        You guys are larpers if you really believe that shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          skill issue

          So when is she gonna go full villain.

          she's a clown character so never
          they already tried comedic villain and it failed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killing bosses fast, not dying, and being persistent. And of course practice. Stop relying on others and git gud so you become the one they rely on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have a group, then early EVP is just a crapshoot since that's where the mouthbreathers are.
      Once you get decently along the freelancers are actually pretty good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do realise that with new badge bullshit everything 600- is crapshoot now?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you're saying the checkpoints were a mistake?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, especially if you fricks weren't joking and timmy literally can't go back to where he belongs because he gets put back at EVP next rotation
            Checkpoints might be a good idea but not with such a moronic implementation

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you're saying the checkpoints were a mistake?

          Yes, especially if you fricks weren't joking and timmy literally can't go back to where he belongs because he gets put back at EVP next rotation
          Checkpoints might be a good idea but not with such a moronic implementation

          is that why my little sister is raging that her standard badge means nothing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >women
            >playing videogames

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need 999 if you suck so hard that you think you need a clique to get 999? Your kind can't handle anything above 200% hazard, you have no place in 250+ which is 400 evp

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a sweet squid smile

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Room open

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody looking to get to 600?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Need 2 more!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          1 more!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll give another 3 minutes.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hypothetically, if you could have a gf who is of age and super friendly but has the body of an Inkling, would you do it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you mean as "body of the inkling"
      >weird humanoid mutant marine life filled with ink
      yes
      >just a midget
      hell no frick midgets

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was debating if I should say body or body type. I meant height and proportions.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          DIE, MIDGET LOVER!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            In my defense, Inklings don't really have midget proportions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. Would rather a boy squid

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious. If the insides of their mouth are of the same shade as their ink, doesn't that mean when drawing lewds of them, their pussies should also have the same shade?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when is she gonna go full villain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a good sport and is silly
      Truly the nest waifu along with Marie

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Splatoon now one of Nintendo's heavy hitters?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      Expect the same drop in quality like Pokemon and Zelda
      Hell, I bet their next mode will be a battle royale because "muh open space"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inkling is usually next to Mario and Link nowadays. Even on SSBU's box art she's as big as Metroid from Metroid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention think of Mario Kart's roster outside of Mario characters.
        You've got Link which isn't a surprise, but then you've got Animal Crossing and Splatoon characters, which are now respectively in Nintendo's top IP's next to Mario and Zelda

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Autism crossing is likely only there to attract normies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't change the fact Animal Crossing has turned into one of their most profitable IP's, and even before AC:NH, Animal Crossing on the 3DS was a huge seller.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Animal Crossing has turned into one of their most profitable IP
              Did it? That the latest one sold 3x copies it should have because Nintendo got the insider info about the quarantine doesn't make it this important, it's a good selling staple but only certain autists really care about it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was already trending upwards in popularity before AC:NH. It sold 13M on the 3DS, only a few million behind Pokemon and Mario Kart, the only games that outsold it.

                On Switch it's at #2 at 43M, behind Mario Kart's crazy 57M, but far ahead of #3's 32M in Smash Bros. That's huge. Of course the lockdowns affected sales of the game, so it's hard to say how well a future game well sell, but I think there's a high probability it's going to sell pretty damn well. Maybe not reach the same crazy sales of AC:NH, but it's been trending upwards in popularity since the Wii days.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Checkpoint system
    >Addresses complaints that evp 40 is too easy to get to and get matched with shitters
    >Makes it easier to reach HLM for better scale odds if you're actually good
    >Shitters complain that they get matched with shitters where they belong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only problem I have with it is that certain loadouts that would be okay-ish at EVP 40 are hell at EVP 200+.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The derank button is right there for your shitter ass to use.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the badges dropped you off where you actually get them, instead of lower.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started at evp 40 but now I'm getting matched with players who got their marooner's badges probably on easier rotations because they sucks with the current weapons and I'm not joking when I say they sucks. Starting at 40 is hell now because you have to climb with the shitters and after that you can get matched with the ones who got carried to a badge on a good rotation because yes you're behind the all really good players since they started higher than you and are ahead. It's just a frick you situation, I am not complaining but the system is not perfect.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rotation happened reopening room.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need two more.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This weapon loadput is actually pretty good though. I got from 40 th the mid 400s easily.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being contrarian is not a personality

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im not trying to be a contrarian. This rotation isnt bad. Brella is great and none of the weapons are bad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3 shit weapons
          >on worst map in series
          >not bad
          Nope you're contrarian, moronic or both

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon, bamboozler glooga & reef-lux arent in this rotation

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              reeflux is decent, mid charging is important

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              glooga can one cycle a drizzler so its fine in my book

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll demote to profresh at the start of a rotation to prove you losers wrong

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever designs the clothing rewards for Salmon Run is definitely a fan of 80s Sci Fi.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Get the roller and kill cohocks for the team with it
    > Get the rapid blaster pro and they let all the cohoks for me

    I really wish there's more ways to communicate in this game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron teammates never kill trash
      Even if there were a "kill lessers" callout nobody would know what the frick it means or listen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Randoms do not prioritize killing trash.

        Or Drizzlers.

        I don't get it, killing the lessers makes everything easier and they paint the stage so you have to repaint it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because there is immediate gratification or reward from killing trash. They are getting tunnel vision on golden eggs. They only care about the immediate payout. Since lesser salmonids don't provide that payout, they feel it's okay to ignore them. They don't think about the long-term and aren't able to assess the reason it's so hard to deliver eggs is because they're not killing enough lessers and bosses. They don't realize that if you clear the path of garbage salmon, egg delivering suddenly becomes a lot easier. They will jump into a pile of chum and cohocks if they believe there's golden eggs underneath it only to immediately die and collect no eggs. They're just not thinking critically about it basically.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You'd think that getting slapped in the dick by a stray Chum enough times would make them learn to get them out of the way. That was enough for me to try to get 1k power eggs every game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The frick you mean "try"? If you didn't get 1k+ eggs you were just as bad as timmies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I can't trust the team to do everything. Too often I'd play pure chum janny and then oops, no quota or constant missiles and rain!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a skill issue, just learn ink management and kill everything ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Randoms do not prioritize killing trash.

      Or Drizzlers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get roller
      >prioritize repainting the ground for easier evasions and egg delivery
      >lose roller
      >lose wave

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Randoms do not prioritize killing trash.

      Or Drizzlers.

      [...]
      I don't get it, killing the lessers makes everything easier and they paint the stage so you have to repaint it.

      i always get the exact opposite experience. no one ever goes for bosses or even eggs for that matter, and it always ends with everyone getting blown the frick up with 15 flyfish, steelheads, and stingers at once at once

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now I can demote myself to apprentice to introduce my shitter friend to the joy of working for Mr. Grizz ? I don't want to get baited lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    S, how many more wins do you need to reach EVP600?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just had the worst shift possible but managed to win it. High tide on wave 1 we had one player slipping from the boat far away of everyone just as it started because it was painting with his roller, just after that another played walked back while shooting with the brella and fell in the water too. The list goes on, ended up with 16 revives and one player had 10+ deaths. Of course we got Joe and didn't beat it but I'll take it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      average marooners shift with freelancers

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all of you play as girls?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      girls are cute.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never switch off my inkling male.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the male cephs are super zesty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I don't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm one of the few they play as a weyyo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I like dressing up my little moron daughter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the bigger question is why are the anons using Black person cephs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like girls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play as a Inkling Boy to kiss Inkling and Octoling Girls.

      And sometimes Octoling Boys.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do we think

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charger is shit everything else is good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm thinking 999

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright. Mobility and turfing looks below average though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smokeyard upsets me. My record there is 590.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Out of the three splatoon 2 maps smokeyard is the best

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This lineup...
      Its actually pretty good, but I have a Heavy Edit bias.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep its coho farming time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ruined by charger
      out of all chargers to pick they took the most pointless one just to ruin the rotation

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good games SR room, I think I'm done with this rotation. I think we won at least one king, so that's something.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching workers getting filtered by the mothership and ignoring eels. This is great

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't join sr room, comm error.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy jumps into the soup last second instead of depositing an egg

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joe on high tide isn't that bad, I found him easier than on normal tide. Just beat it with 40 seconds left on the timer.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gold =^D

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Room open!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need three more!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        One more spot left!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Keep in mind that this is a silver room.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            GGs, everyone. I hope you guys got your silver badges.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        poolsclosed

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on the bow
    >enemies heading my way
    >booyah bomb
    >fish stick parks in front of me blocking all my shots
    >lose to quota
    I'm ticked.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need that "every /ink/er has been namedropped" image, I need to make it better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dánke

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dánke

        >schizo claims he will namedrop everyone who didnt get gold
        >he doenst post me
        >I got 135

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >schizo namedrops people that didn't reach 160
          >I'm on there
          >I reached exactly 160

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that was a lot of big shots wave 1

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://discord.gg/x7b6xwtypz

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    please do not waste specials on mothership
    we might need them for an actually hard wave like goldie huntinh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't pay $60 to not use my specials

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. You've got to save them for the Mudmouth and Tornado waves!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, so much this! take my Ganker gold. you win the internet today good sir

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't the Crab exploit work anymore?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of us here will never play with sub 400 anons again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek! Not at all, they're still going to join /our/ lobbies despite not being able to handle the hazard level.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon you baka, being at 400 doesnt affect who joins you through the pool, it only affects your freelance

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just thought she meant that niggnons will see the high evp lobby and not join

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm never ever going to join sub 400 rooms now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cool, no need to say it every thread and act like you speak for everyone else

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're still going to play with the leeches in the pool?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They'll be joining me and I can't just leave or make them leave.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              leeches? if that's how you see it then you shouldn't you just leave the pool altogether and just go freelance? I mean surely you're skilled enough to just go fully freelance if you can call others leeches or perhaps you aren't skilled enough to easily carry freelancers and need to rely on the pool to get wins? sounds kinda... leech-y doesn't it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >skilled enough to just go fully freelance
                holy shitter

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need 10 points for the checkpoint, what about you anon ?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I unlock Spephriroth in Splatone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not cephiroth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell, these freelancers are scary. I'm sweating my ass off to reach the quota because they hate the basket

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gg hope you got or get silver
    sorry for joe, I used inkjet to kill the flyfish but he targeted me and everyone rushed them. Tried to back but couldn't, my bad

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new changes to SR mentally broke the schizo even more

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    With the latest update you now start at higher EVP levels in each SR rotation depending on what the highest badge is you have for that map. As someone who has only gotten the 200 badge on each map, this is going to screw me over. Now all the players in EVP who know how to play the video game correctly are going to start off higher than me so I will only ever get matched with people who don't know how to play the video game. On a side note, someone please tell me how to get the higher EVP badges as someone with zero Splatoon friends or people I can communicate with to play the game with

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Practice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're probably replying to a reddit post anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          These homies really don't know how to google shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill lessers and try to bring bosses closer to the basket so it takes less time to collect eggs.
      Other than that you just have to hope you don't get paired up with mouthbreathing morons because no amount of skill can stop little timmies from killing scrappers at shore or fricking around near cannons until they get eradicated.
      The best thing you can do if you get stuck with mongoloids in a freelance lobby is to just take preventative measures. If you take time to go over to teammates and clear a few cohocks or a boss, you'll at least be a bit less likely to be the last one standing, making it easier to not lose rank.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Splat Screen seems pretty fun if not powerful. I guess I though you would be able to see through your own Screen better than your opponents can but I guess it could be too good that way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use Splat Screen to either block their view or to flank them. Don't really care if it damages them or turns theirs screen white

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Seemed good for that or even just advancing behind it, since people are not too keen to run or swim through it blind.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open clams room for tourney practice

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind playing with "lesser players" at low EVP. They gotta learn somehow. I also liked taking it easy when a rotty first starts
    that being said, there are some maps I dont even have bronze for so eh nothing much changes for me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks to this EVP update I know who to avoid now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont, because Im not an autistic schizophrenic /vg/-reject

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The good thing about having at least the bronze badge on every stage is if you somehow demote you'll be back at your evp checkpoint on the next rotation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made the mistake of only acquiring the normal Stage Badges for all the SR Maps. Fortunately, playing naturally got me Bronze Badges for every Map besides Spawning Grounds and Smokeyard.

      So, I gotta get those at one point or another before moving on to Silvers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind playing with "lesser players" at low EVP. They gotta learn somehow. I also liked taking it easy when a rotty first starts
        that being said, there are some maps I dont even have bronze for so eh nothing much changes for me.

        I can only get gold when it's an all grizz weapon rotation anyway.
        It starts getting to hard when I hit 700+ and it's not fun.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clam Blitz
    Frick off.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clam Basket status?

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who just rage quitted?

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poolsclosed learning to block and blacklist bad players now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently not if people still play with people like Str1d3r.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This aswell as octotroony

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This aswell as octotroony

        >Both play ponytailed veemos
        How is it that combination attracts the most insufferable players?

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TOURNEY INFO
    January 13th, 2024 at 1pm EST
    due to an anon wanting it to be pushed forward
    >what's the format?
    A Bo5 for each gamemode, where participants will be put on a team based on gamemode preference. With 5 gamemodes to play, that means 20 anons can cleanly fit on a roster.
    Forms are also now up on /vg/, so i've decided to clean up the old form I used
    https://forms.gle/C7AP9maB4TGMwnYX7
    >announcing this more than a month in advance
    Yeah, it's just a wee bit early, but we are still open to changes. Are you good with the time? Are you good with the format? If so, signups are right there. And if not, tell me what I can adjust.
    BOOYAH Ganker!

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >panel isn't read from right to left
    soulless

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    splatfest when

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check the news channel.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      January.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    GGs R

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Progression tracking for badges would be nice. I'm trying to get one but I have no idea if I'm close to get it or not.

      gg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kill badges? That's in the app now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know for the app, this season have been too good for SR. I just want more suits and gear to buy in the shop now.
          It was the Crab-N-Go gold badge. Just got it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We gotta get a least two more new Maps, before support for Splatoon 3 ends.

            New Maps for Salmon Run have all been generally quite good (even if Sockeye Station gets annoying if your Team keeps running off) and I wanna see them make a few more.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jokes on you the last two maps are Outpost and Polaris again.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Polaris would be based, even if I have no idea how the bosses would work on that stage.
                I hope Lost Outpost stays rotting in 2 forever.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                need outpost back

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know full well grate land will be a Big Shot spawning spot too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >New Maps for Salmon Run have all been generally quite good
              Because the new maps are designed to balanced.
              SR2 maps were almost all shit

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rider, you son of a b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did I do?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so tired of E-liter gays man

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream last night that I was in Salmon Run and had the Explosher, with Flyfish spawning endlessly. As I was fighting I realized that they were enhanced versions, and instead of the two launchers they had these two massive canisters which took two explosions each to destroy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop leaking King Salmonid IV.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I could dress my squid for the beach

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >B+ doing series to get into A-
    >Lose because absolute morons refuse to protect the rainmaker carrier or squid jump to teammates right in front of the enemy
    This game is moronic.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVP 200 ish and people don't know what to lure, don't paint, don't kill anything, and only react when everything is too fricking late. I have played this rotation and saw 2 idiots with L3 and rapid blaster and both of them decided to not kill the 2 fish sticks that spawned. 2 fricking fish stick that spawned around the basket with no lessers threats because I was dealing them with the splat roller. And they still couldn't figure it out to simply look up and shoot. Noooooo. They just thought that would be too hard so they rushed to the fricking shore and decide to try and kill steelheads and died to it after failing to kill the said steelhead. Seriously this map isn't too bad if you actually have a fricking brain.

    These kind of idiots would fail even if it's not maroons bay. Heck if it was just a plain field with 1 steelhead they would still need 3 cycles before they can splat 1. How to farts can they be in EVP 200? I really fail to see these kind of idiots play like that and still think they deserve to be this "high" up.

    Today I played 15 games and in those 15 games there were maybe 3 players that were competent. There were too many gold map badges that couldn't even kill drizzlers with their torpedos or steelheads. And guess what map they got their gold badge? It's of course the golden rotation. If you show your badges proudly then I want you to also proudly show your skills and not get 7 deaths, 3 boss splats, and 400 power eggs contribution in 3 fricking waves. Demote yourself if you can't even use your eyes.

    We got a fricking roller and you psuedo gold badge still don't know where to fricking stand during glow flies. Guess what? Running around will not only have a nice day but also kill your whole team. Congratulations for losing 60 points for yourself because I refuse to help you in anytime I see you again in any freelance in the future. Bunch of morons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god I don’t get unnecessarily mad like you. Can’t imagine how that must feel. Pathetic most likely

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anons are still falling for the reddit post

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to start making a collage of morons who don't understand the concept of pattern recognition or google search

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suicides at rotation?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already committed suicide because of this rotation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evp?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Evp 30

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have all the checkpoint badges, is there really a point to wait for suicide runs until the end of the stage rotation? You can do suicide runs at the start if you just need the boss badges.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play the game and better probability of gold scales.

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