Splatoon 3

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>Marooners Bay
>Splash-o-matic/Killer Wail 5.1
>S-Blast ‘92/Triple Inkstrike
>Dynamo Roller/Inkjet
>Classic Squiffer/Kraken Royale

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll make an eggstra work room just for the capsules

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek, oh yeah, forgot it has its own superbonuses. same in that case, im not grinding another eggstra they arent that fun

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why the does game want me to lose

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we need an 8th for the pb

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Waves:
    >HT
    >NT Mudmouths
    >LT
    >LT Tornado
    >NT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >boat eggstra
      >easy as frick special waves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's so the wave 5 can be as insufferable as possible and autists have a bad time grinding this :^)

        I have a question. Can you be permanently banned if you keep disconnecting during matches?

        pretty sure the only permanent bans are for actual cheating
        though some moron here apparently got permabanned for doing another ban worthy shit right after he got off another one so who knows, not sure they even actually ban disconnecters or just do the usual temporary block

        >kraken
        friendly reminder charge attack one-shots a mudmouth

        pretty sure jump spam is better unless the mudmouth is on the flat ground or you spend too much time learning the charge range

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are the specials?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        here

        https://splatoon.oatmealdome.me/three/salmon-run/team-contest/shift/65b40eeda386cfd14c740b8b

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >kraken
          friendly reminder charge attack one-shots a mudmouth

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New PB is up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are you fella's playing now? Anything but clams?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all modes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        one more of turf then a few of zones -> tower -> rainmaker -> clams

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was a zones match for longer than I should have

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mincemeat seems marginally improved. I like the central pillar

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ouch

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    While I appreciate the Help, I feel like I should point out that joining a Room with less than 100 Egg VP while currently having around 900 Egg VP feels like a recipe for disaster.

    I don't know, maybe I'm being silly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That could easily go both ways you know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just worked with a 999 and two randos and had a great time.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >that inkjet battle
    lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'll get my revenge.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you will I got lucky with that shot

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did they patch it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, you can still do the nude glitch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lit

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope one day nogami will lower the checkpoint to 200

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Inkjet is fricking annoying when your team had no range

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just shoot it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you illiterate?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot how fun and easytri slosher is

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, you idiots really had to stand there and stare at the superjump huh?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow played like shit except for a clutch splashdown

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >clam blitz is next
    FRICK

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3 stingers
    >2 flyfish
    >rando panic throws both inkstrikes on the basket to kill one scrapper and a bunch of chum

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    last clams game, any suggestions?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let’s try on the new mincemeat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mincemeat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with whatever

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok now I know what to do in clam blitz

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Today has just been an awful day of Splatoon for me.

    I'm gonna go cry in the corner for awhile, don't mind me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we all have those days

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GGs PB see you next time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GG's had fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GGs. That winning Ultra Stamp push in the final game felt great. Been away from the wiper for a while, so it was nice to get some games with it

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The hat was fun, GGs everyone

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs PB, fun matches. Seems like I still have to improve a lot with the ballpoint.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your ballpoint is very good though, I wouldn't overthink it GGs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I still have to improve a lot with the ballpoint.
        I wish I was as good as you

        Felt like I messed up my positioning at crucial moments, which pretty much cost us some games. Need to improve my aim as well, sometimes I miss targets I really shouldn't miss. Good games nonetheless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you feeling the accuracy nerf from the ballpoint long-range mode? Seemed a bit unnecessary honestly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, not really. Didn't feel like too much of a difference. That said, I spend most of my time in SR, so I can't judge it too well.

            You were the one I had the most trouble with

            I'll take that as a compliment. R was the most annoying one for me, guy just appeared out of nowhere sometimes. Had a lot of trouble dealing with the Snipewriter as well. that one's really hard to approach as Ballpoint.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >R was the most annoying one for me, guy just appeared out of nowhere sometimes

              every time he would pop out of nowhere and kill me I would laugh fricker is sneaky

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly wish you'd review a replay or two of mine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I really am not a person that is able to do that, I have a hard time judging that kind of stuff. Feel free to upload them though, maybe I'll check it out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, it's worth a shot. No pressure though.
              RQAQ-WDYJ-0FUN-J9FD

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >0FUN

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, especially since it's a slosher I cannot give you any good advice. One thing that I've been noticing is that you're playing way too passively in some situations, judging the situation and not engaging in a fight at all. The way I see the tri-slosher to be used is way more aggressively, flanking the opponents and being a huge annoyance. Also, stop just randomly throwing your fizzy, it's a huge waste of ink if it's not charged to at least level two. What's the abilities you're currently using if you don't mind me asking?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks. Here's the build i'm running https://sendou.ink/u/332761831984726016/builds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I do think the build is fine, but there are some adjustments I'd make. The amount of SCU is not needed, I'd probably replace the subs for 2 subs of SPU for two more seconds of tacticooler and one sub of special saver so dying won't hurt too much. I don't think IRU is a good ability at all, maybe try replacing that for some SSU. I am also seeing a lot of people use Comeback for that weapon, and I think it's worth trying over LDE.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you. You give great advice by the ways. One of my biggest problems is winning fights and not just trading, so i'll try flanking more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I still have to improve a lot with the ballpoint.
      I wish I was as good as you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You were the one I had the most trouble with

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One day I'll work up the courage to join a PB

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's just for fun, jump in next time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who keeps making these dramaqueen posts

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Marooners Bay
    As a freelance solo player, not even gonna bother

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lame!

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see anons playing turf too afraid to drop in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a baby and just join

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      turf war players in the pool are bad. Youre not missing anything

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never played clam blitz so I just went for kills and apparently it works

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did that once when I chose it by mistake. Really through off the other team.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Once I realized that you can throw the clams I started throwing them at my teammates

        Clam blitz can be a bit tricky but yeah, it's like any other mode in the sense that pushes are made when you get kills w/ map control/specials etc. When you push into the basket area you want at least one person focusing on killing while other(s) are finding clams and keeping it open as long as possible. You don't want to just pop the clam basket and not do any follow up because that gives the enemy team a free super clam + penalty points. Every push you want to make sure you get a good number of clams in when you break the basket. When you have a super clam on your person it's like having a target on your back, you have to be careful so you want to try and form the clam while you're near their basket area and break it quick

        That helps a lot thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clam blitz can be a bit tricky but yeah, it's like any other mode in the sense that pushes are made when you get kills w/ map control/specials etc. When you push into the basket area you want at least one person focusing on killing while other(s) are finding clams and keeping it open as long as possible. You don't want to just pop the clam basket and not do any follow up because that gives the enemy team a free super clam + penalty points. Every push you want to make sure you get a good number of clams in when you break the basket. When you have a super clam on your person it's like having a target on your back, you have to be careful so you want to try and form the clam while you're near their basket area and break it quick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >When you have a super clam on your person it's like having a target on your back
        I like how it's double edged and you can use to bait morons as well by throwing the superclam and then sharking nearby

        it's limited of course but I got quite a few kills like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah clams has all sorts of weird strats with the many moving parts, you could write an entire essay about it

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clam Blitz is honestly my worst Mode because I don't know what to bring.

    I usually use the Heavy Splatling, but that's not mobile enough. I tried the .96 Gal, but that's too inconsistent. I thought about the Splattershot, but I get swarmed in Close-Range Fighting.

    Maybe, I should just smack people with the Krak-On Roller.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a question. Can you be permanently banned if you keep disconnecting during matches?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get why people would actively throw off x battle matches, how do these people even get ranks that high?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You get to bring a manga to the book club, what do you choose?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Ugly Barnacle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Detective Coral-nan

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So does Side Order coming out on the 22nd mean that they'll include Fresh Season stuff in the update or will they release another update a week later?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most likely the latter, but they could start revealing the new season's content earlier than usual to not take hype away from side order's release.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if Fresh Season will be a substantial update or did they simply put everything into Side Order?

      I need another GrizzCo Shop update.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WHERE'S MY FRICKING WORKERS CAP GRIZZ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It supposedly is gonna shape up to be a big one, basically fresh season 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Feels like we're getting a shop gear update since the remaining gear that hasn't been added is Splatoon 2 stuff and they have been delaying the default Splat 2 gear throughout the last few seasons for this very update. Grizzco shop update feels likely since they've been doing it every second update so far. Other than that, it might just be the usual two maps. Maybe the rest of kits + new Dualies and Brella if we're lucky

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    making sr room at rotation

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gg team

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit that was my fault sorry

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God the grizztana was not a good weapon that time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they don't call it the shittana for nothing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they don't call it the shittana for nothing

      Skill issue

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clash baster buffs when?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >first thing I see coming home is eggstra work on Marooner's
    Ain't that a b***h. At least those are really good weapons, can't complain too hard when we get the majesty of dynamo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to do one more king

      Where the frick have you been

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick it, i'll do one more then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't planning on staying on for too long. 3/4 salmon room open.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To put it briefly, something really bad happened and I had to fly out to family on short notice. Got back a few hours ago but still coping slightly. Maybe some video games later might help.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn that sucks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My condolences

            Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it. It will do me no good to dwell. Just have to keep walking the path. But it still hurts.

            On a more relevant topic, sort of wished we'd have maybe a direct leak or something by now. Though that does seem foolish in hindsight, they all get announced roughly 2 days beforehand now. Gotta wait till fresh season, I guess.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              did you see the release date for side order?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're just messing with me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                they made a trailer for it cuck

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well blow me down, it's real.
                >literally less than a month away
                What the frick. We still don't even have much actual gameplay and it's already here? I was kind of hoping to have a better idea of it by this point and made my decision to buy it or not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure it'll be in a direct

                that's so the wave 5 can be as insufferable as possible and autists have a bad time grinding this :^)
                [...]
                pretty sure the only permanent bans are for actual cheating
                though some moron here apparently got permabanned for doing another ban worthy shit right after he got off another one so who knows, not sure they even actually ban disconnecters or just do the usual temporary block
                [...]
                pretty sure jump spam is better unless the mudmouth is on the flat ground or you spend too much time learning the charge range

                >pretty sure the only permanent bans are for actual cheating
                I need to look into it more than thanks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Direct could have more, or maybe they wanna leave it a bit vague to encourage people to go in blind. For all we know that old direct trailer is all we’ll get, but is it enough to convince a purchase?

                That's still cutting it mighty close. Part of me really wants to give them the benefit of the doubt, especially the part that wants to see 8 again, but a whole year of Splatoon 3 updates didn't do much to inspire confidence. Even if they are actually sort of doing better now. On the bright side, that right there is a new wallpaper. And this image is also really nice. Looks like the release date announcement has opened the art floodgates once more.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'd get it. From what they've shown it seems interesting to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It sounds like the sort of game I could sink endless hours into, but I dunno if it'll have the sheer replayability and staying power of something akin to Binding of Isaac. God, that game took probably a whole year of my life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It sounds like the sort of game I could sink endless hours into
                I doubt its going to be the isaac killer. probably just a single player campaign with roguelike elements

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not really expecting anything that grand, but I hope it's at least got some meat to it. Still wondering how they can pull off making a rogue-lite experience out of Splatoon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                May be, may not be. Try waiting on reviews and see what people say before getting it and avoiding spoilers all the while

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's the plan thus far. Really hoping it ends up decent. I suppose now would be a good a time as any to get in that OE replay.

                I can see a Feb Direct detailing a specific overview on the gameplay and rewards. We don't even have official confirmation that it's a roguelike

                >We don't even have official confirmation that it's a roguelike
                Didn't the trailers itself say something to that effect?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                pretty certain jap info said something about the layout being different each time you entered

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Too fricking tired, I just got my daily win and split. Was a fun one, though. Explosher on mud mouths is always a great time, and I love grizz duali so much. Sucks I had to mostly miss out on this one. Maybe I can play a bit more later. Bed time now, good night. I hope sleep can soothe me.

                >We don't even have official confirmation that it's a roguelike
                It looks like a roguelike, smells like a roguelike, even tastes like one too.

                We need info, damn it. Give us the direct already.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There will be more wildcards. take it easy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                gn sis

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                gn tc, sis

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're literally going to buy it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Odds are yes, but I'm still going to wait and see.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                more like wait and pee

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Direct could have more, or maybe they wanna leave it a bit vague to encourage people to go in blind. For all we know that old direct trailer is all we’ll get, but is it enough to convince a purchase?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can see a Feb Direct detailing a specific overview on the gameplay and rewards. We don't even have official confirmation that it's a roguelike

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >We don't even have official confirmation that it's a roguelike
                It looks like a roguelike, smells like a roguelike, even tastes like one too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My condolences

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 3/4 salmon room up if anyone wants to join let me know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By the time I boot up my switch it will probably already be sniped

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        was gonna snipe but recruitment ended, time to eat dinner

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to join

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    any rooms up?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starting a new room on the pool. join up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2/4 and starting now. please reply in the thread if you want in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >haven't gotten the Reef-Lux at all this rotation
        BULLSHIT

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no idea who youre talking to

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            laphi

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit didn't mean to reply

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              apology not accepted

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                🙁

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They got to stop giving me shit weapons. Room up join.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >THREE shifts of wave 1 glowflies in a ROW
    Frick this I'm done. Is something fricky going on?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tonight's been rough

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Room still 2/4 if anyone wants to join

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Name first and I may consider joining.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dogstalker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          forgot the umlaut on the o

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting until we're knee deep in salmon shit to pop specials

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those 2 gold made all that pain worth it GG's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GGs

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GGs on those 2 golds.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's me every zones match

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sent a friend request to an anon in October
    >he still hasn't accepted

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dogstalkerö

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    got the stage's gold badge tonight, feels good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh!

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I'll freelance if we cant get a second room going.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Glad those filters are working.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >moron with the sshot shooting at mudmouth cohawk spawns when I have the fricking grizz charger
    you fricking dumb homosexual just throw bombs

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual timmy pops his special for the wave 3 celebration
    >has the most deaths of all of us as well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he just did it for another match

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        save your specials so you can celebrate with him

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, blunt.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do we know if that's gonna have a predetermined egg quota for the stickers/badges
    I hate how moronic people (subhumans) get on that stage, so it would be nice if there was a bare minimum I could do then quit immediately

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only 20ish filtered threads today
    Ganker is healing. a tiny bit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ironic shitposters are getting bored
      it will take much longer for the regular shitposters to get bored, however

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Rank-Up is going fine, 2-0
    >Three 100% Japanese Autist teams in a row

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kill the japanese

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