Splatoon 3

>haven't done my X measurements yet
am I gmi?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >do literally all of the work for the entire game
    >teammate dies once
    >he rage d/c's
    Is there a worse playerbase than this in a team based shooter?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Be glad he D/C'd rather than standing at your base in surrender and spamming "this way" until you lose. If you're going to quit at least turn off the damn game and save your teammates the points

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't either yet anon. We got a whole month. If we get high placements, and focus on doing only one mode it's possible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got piss poor luck with measurements for zones and haven't touched X since, it's a combination of waiting for a good rotation for the other modes and not wanting to chance it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's certainly a roll of the dice, but you can claw your way out of a low placement. I'd say just try and treat it as a learning experience and not worry about the points so much

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >learning experience
          How should I go about learning from games instead of just playing them?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Rewatching replays would help for one. Not just from your perspective to watch out for mistakes you made, but also to watch from the enemy perspective to see what they're doing right and what you should be doing more of.

            Pay attention to what they're doing and how they're winning if you wind up losing. Don't fall into the trap of blaming everything on your team, that's a shitter in denial.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you anon

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only 17.5 more hours of this kino rotation. You DID get to 999 already right anons?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One win away but I already have my 999 badge so I don't really care

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I already have my badge but I climbed up to about 900 anyhow as pool Gankerros were killing it last night. Many good scales, many chunks obtained.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i havent been a 999 grinder in years. its too stressful

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This rotation is super easy though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i dont care? if i dont find it fun to play that many shifts then im just not going to

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Suit yourself bozo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll wait for an all Grizz Weapon rotation before trying to 999 it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I aint got the time mate.
      Wish I could it's fricking sex.
      I'll be here wedsday though to 999 spawning grounds and ruin Donny.

      Alright, I've optimized the filters and cut down the false positives to 0 (as far as I can tell). Thank you for telling me about this, if you encounter any more false positives please let me know. The www.rentry.org/pools_closed list has been updated, and you can find it below too.

      #version 1.2
      /n[A-Za-z]mes?dr.*p/gi
      /no.*join.*room/gi
      /black.*?list/gi
      /laphi|l*phi/gi
      /(ricey|r*cey|r1cey)/gi
      /(f.*gf.*x|gaygox|f.*g f.*x)/gi
      /(luis|ruis)/gi
      /ルイス/i
      /DEENS/i
      /goony|gooney/gi
      /nauice|nauic/gi
      /l.nny/gi
      /kincaid/i
      /d.gst.lk.r|d.g st.lk.r/gi
      /albatross/i
      /b.tt.mfr?.g|b.tt.m fr?.g/gi
      /lens/gi
      /br.nh.lde|br.n h.lde/gi
      /hyp.rk|hyp.r k/gi
      /r.d.ct.d/gi
      /m.l.as.mp|m.l.a s.mp/gi
      /cl.quw|ci.quw/gi
      /g.t.kwwp|g.t. kwwp/gi
      /bG!+/gi
      /(poolscl.sed.*dying|poolscl.sed.*dead|pools closed.*dying|pools closed.*dead|pool.*dead)/gi
      /r.d.r1|r.d.r 1/gi
      /splatcucks|splat cucks/i
      /n.kolumbus|n.ko lumbus/gi
      /as.an.*g.rls/gi
      /b.gj.hn|b.g j.hn|b.gj.ne|b.g j.ne/gi
      /name?/gi
      /name.*might.*join/gi

      What unholy frickery is this?
      God damn it what have you squiddiots done now? I leave for a week and find this, wtfh. Who ruined these threads?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A fellow SG 999er? I'm going to try again next rotation, I tried getting 999 last time and ended at 970 before the map changed, that last loadout was very slow.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          999 atm? No I've only got up to like 200 there, just never works out time wise for me..
          I'll be here wednesday though to go all the way.

          >What unholy frickery is this?
          It's called regex filters. Put them into your Gankerx filters and watch the schizos disappear.

          What dark homosexualry has brewed now exactly?

          FRICK

          Shiver?
          I shall.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, I still need 999 on SG. My last run was unsuccessful but I plan on going all the way this time.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I shall be here to carry you to greatness squid. I pray to Cod I can roll my fat ass out of bed early thast day

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Can I join? I also need to get my 999.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I still need to get 400 Egg VP on Spawning Grounds.

              I just don't like going there.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >What dark homosexualry has brewed now exactly?
            Without linking some 5000 word guide that you'd need to read 3 or 4 times, regex is similar to a programming language with if/else type things meant to catch unknown variations and other things. To put it simply, the filters tell Gankerx what to auto hide, and in this case it's schizobabble.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No I get what filters are and why it's used.
              I'm just curious what bullshit has spiralled so far that anons need them for these threads.

              Can I join? I also need to get my 999.

              I don't care, any of you guys can hop on in even just for bonuses or a donny or 2.
              I'm just here to kill fis and get that badge. Gonna try to be up arounf 10-11AM EST if you need specifics and will be going till 3am. should be enough time to go 40 to 999. Especially as it looks like a strong set up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just got so annoyed one day that I decided to learn regex and make filters for everyone to use so the schizos can finally die.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                tinnitus....

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough mate.

                tinnitus....

                Shhhh melia.
                Go simp for your cucky bird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What unholy frickery is this?
        It's called regex filters. Put them into your Gankerx filters and watch the schizos disappear.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I've optimized the filters and cut down the false positives to 0 (as far as I can tell). Thank you for telling me about this, if you encounter any more false positives please let me know. The www.rentry.org/pools_closed list has been updated, and you can find it below too.

    #version 1.2
    /n[A-Za-z]mes?dr.*p/gi
    /no.*join.*room/gi
    /black.*?list/gi
    /laphi|l*phi/gi
    /(ricey|r*cey|r1cey)/gi
    /(f.*gf.*x|gaygox|f.*g f.*x)/gi
    /(luis|ruis)/gi
    /ルイス/i
    /DEENS/i
    /goony|gooney/gi
    /nauice|nauic/gi
    /l.nny/gi
    /kincaid/i
    /d.gst.lk.r|d.g st.lk.r/gi
    /albatross/i
    /b.tt.mfr?.g|b.tt.m fr?.g/gi
    /lens/gi
    /br.nh.lde|br.n h.lde/gi
    /hyp.rk|hyp.r k/gi
    /r.d.ct.d/gi
    /m.l.as.mp|m.l.a s.mp/gi
    /cl.quw|ci.quw/gi
    /g.t.kwwp|g.t. kwwp/gi
    /bG!+/gi
    /(poolscl.sed.*dying|poolscl.sed.*dead|pools closed.*dying|pools closed.*dead|pool.*dead)/gi
    /r.d.r1|r.d.r 1/gi
    /splatcucks|splat cucks/i
    /n.kolumbus|n.ko lumbus/gi
    /as.an.*g.rls/gi
    /b.gj.hn|b.g j.hn|b.gj.ne|b.g j.ne/gi
    /name?/gi
    /name.*might.*join/gi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Godspeed anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I made the whitelist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hehe, my names not on there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It probably is, you just can't recognize it. A lot of the names have regex operators mixed in to catch number or symbol swaps.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That means you don't get namedropped very often

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      add this guy

      >>>/vg/

      Wannabe janny ass doing it for zero compensation

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking about adding >>>/vg/ to the filter list, but was going to ask first as to how I should approach it.
        Should I:
        Only match ">>>/vg/"
        Match any >>>/vg/ and >>>/vg/ crossthreading
        Match any mention of /vg/?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I would say just the ">>>/vg/"
          mention of /vg/ or cross threading outright is probably overkill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thank you anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So why make a filter list for a game that you would play with others but actively choose not to and then enter the threads where people will talk about the games they play together using a feature that doesn't require any actual commitment beyond a single word but remove most of the discussion so all you're left with is out of context responses to the games going on?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The filter only takes out the homosexual shitposter who repeats the same canned lines every thread. 99% of posts won't be affected by this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People are allowed to make blacklists. This is a blacklist of words we don't want to see.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see the problem. Nobody outside of shitposters uses other's usernames. They usually just use the 1st letters or the weapon they are playing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so it's not against those making rooms to play together, but the nutter that was always attempting to start shit.
          I thought that guy had vanished, went dark after this months tournament

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well there are a couple of nutters. The one that was particularly obsessive left, but the shitposter left just likes to namedrop people for the hell of it. Less of a blight and more of a general annoyance. People need to learn to stop replying and just outright ignoring dramagays, so the filter list helps with that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah lol, it's for the other schizo who posts people's usernames. The point of the filter list is to deprive them of attention. If you do see a normal looking post get flagged by the filter, please let me know.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So what did these people do? Are you the schizo one here?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some anons are happy their names are mentioned and some are not happy. Use the filter if you don't feel happy getting mentioned.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's not against those players, it's against the schizo who likes posting their names for whatever weird reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ what happened to the Splatoon threads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what happened whats all this supposed to filter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        me homie

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SR 3/4

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SR room, my game crashed. No clue why this keeps happening, sorry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We suicided but someone took your spot, might as well remake the room lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm banned for 10 minutes, so you guys can do a shift on your own. Or just wait it out I guess. Might try reinstalling the game, it keeps crashing since the last update.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going past rotation, I'll wait.
          I never actually got badges for Fission, so hoping to at least make it to 400.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Mind if I join you on that quest?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, on wave 3

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Open

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm banned for 10 minutes, so you guys can do a shift on your own. Or just wait it out I guess. Might try reinstalling the game, it keeps crashing since the last update.

      Going to set up a room?
      Or should I try and freelance
      It's been a mixed bag even with this weapon set.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to move my game files to my the system memory of my switch as I suspect my microSD card is failing, which is not working out right now as it cancels the progress halfway through. Not sure if I'll create a room anytime soon, sorry.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd make a back up your SD files ASAP if your SD card is going under.
          It happened to my 3DS and I lost a lot of stuff because it was corrupted and I couldn't savage it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Moved my screenshots and video files to my PC some weeks ago actually, so I'm not too worried.

            You don't really need to move data from your micro sd card to system memory to back it up. AFAIK the switch stores all save data on system memory only for this very reason. Also, what sd card are you using? how long have you had it?

            Not trying to back the game up, just wanted to move it to system memory so I don't have to reinstall the entire game. As that doesn't work I suppose I have to reinstall it regardless. Using a 128GB SanDisk microSD card, had it since years.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I see, if your SD card is giving you errors like that, it's probably easier for you to install the game from the internet again. I keep S3 on my internal NAND for faster loading times anyways. SD cards are lower quality flash than SSDs, and they have a shorter lifespan. There's also no way to tell when they're on their way out either, so periodic backups are recommended.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, haven't used my switch for a very long time before buying Splatoon 3 and it automatically installed it onto that card. Never had any problems before this update, so I didn't really care.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's crazy how with these updates they often introduce bugs way worse than they were attempting to resolve.

                The "glitch" that happens when you join a full room and have to wait a minute for a "communication error" has still not been remedied since the season went live. In the past you would join a full room and it would promptly tell you the room was full/closed, not a vague communication error after a long delay. That new season update definitely fricked a lot of things up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Happened to me as well. Manifested in the form of corrupted data from multiple games.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't really need to move data from your micro sd card to system memory to back it up. AFAIK the switch stores all save data on system memory only for this very reason. Also, what sd card are you using? how long have you had it?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SR 1/4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SR 2/4

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        room fill up?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, invite sent

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Open

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >filled up
            Rats

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any SR room still need another player?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, wave 3 ATM

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wasn't logged in for the start of rotation
    I've missed all the rooms haven't I

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bronze fission badge or bust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Bronze shitters getting uppity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Carry me gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'll carry you unironically. Make a room and post name.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            G!!!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go to bed G, it;s late and you're drunk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a good rotation. I started at 40 EVP and I’m already at 800, and I haven’t had to play excessively

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Post name
        No way gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a very good rotation indeed

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gooooold

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any open sr rooms? I could go for a king

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gg’s, was just nabbing bonuses
    sorry about lack of inkstrikes on last wave, had e-liter and couldn't do shit

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope all of you die

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you reach that high EVP if you suck so much?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same as morons like redacted have hlm and gold badges (by getting hard carried)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All of pool got hard carried by the grizzgods

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there are no "grizzgods" they only exist in your mentally ill head

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              laphi exists

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same as morons like redacted have hlm and gold badges (by getting hard carried)

        All of pool got hard carried by the grizzgods

        I'm better than all of you shitters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          better at gargling obscene amounts of wiener maybe

          laphi exists

          >irrelevant twitch troon, shit at the game
          so what?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            laphi is good though

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              present video proof of obtaining top 500 in takoroka with any non-crutch weapon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                watch his SR webms

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >watch webms
                >another moron struggling to even exist

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                define "non-crutch" weapon
                most of the weapons people complain about aren't even good

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                anything above B on tierlist

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                non-crutch = weapon I play
                crutch = weapon I don't play

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i do that's why i run QR

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry I think I'll unfriend that guy
    I thought he would have had the decency to leave on his own

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just LOVE it when we're outnumbered 30 to 1 and the guy that got the bomb just won't use it

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >buy scam chink sd
    >buy digital like a moron
    >chink scam sd fails
    >woooow why do i get crashes and shit hecking nintendo
    you gays are really pathetic
    i bet you blame the servers as well for you being shit and for playing on wifi or garbage american tier shiternet and getting very specific issues that only exist there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound mad, anon
      Everything going alright with you?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual seething because he got filtered

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SR 3/4
    I'm tired, no clue how I'll be staying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be willing to go to the next boss

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Baby making sex with Captain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Three is for Callie and Marie only

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >told myself I'd participate in Salmon Run this month
    >got swept up by Beyblades and Pokemon
    Well let's see what next month will give.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People still care about beyblades????

      laphi exists

      >laphi exists
      Jury is still deciding is this is positive or negative.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >People still care about beyblades????
        So long as Takara Tomy keeps making them, yes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          beyblades to me seemed kinda shit after the metal era but I never really tried anything from past metal so who am I to judge, I guess it just doesn't appeal to me anymore

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo having a complete meltdown because of the new filters
    >everything he says is filtered so it’s all hidden
    You love to see it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not the one who said this

      I hope all of you die

      It's someone playing SR right now and lost a couple of games. You're mistaken.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I got blocked
    I must be doing something right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, blocked by who?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No idea

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >miss all the rooms
    I guess it just ain't in the cards for me to advance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would help but I'm at 999...

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GGs crew i'm hungry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ggs

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a unstable connection prompt last wave so I'm going to play it safe and call it.
    GG L, MR, M and GT

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ggs SR room, wasn't really playing too well. Really need some sleep now.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SR 2/4

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I came to this thread for smut what the hell is this WORDS WORDS WORDS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait until the next splacoom threat or frick off to boorus coomtard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down Naulce, remember what your doctor said about your blood pressure, man.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's so prone to meltdowns NGL.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go start one, those threads almost always take off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's already a splacoom thread on the 'log

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick did i really forget to edit that one? v1.3 soon

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it's that time of the Season. I actually have to play Ranked Series so I can stay in S. I won't lie to you, I'm scared and I don't have the strength to carry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can do eet!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean stay in S ? Because it won't reset your rank below S at the end of season if you're in S. Unless you're talking about S+.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you had to be S+10.

        I would help but I'm at 999...

        Nothing new to me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          S+10 is to stay in S+.
          S+0 to S+9 puts you in S.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ah so I go back to A+.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          S+10 is to stay in S+.

          What? Shouldn't it knock me down to A once the new Season starts?

          Yeah, played the first season to S+0 and I didn't play a couple of seasons after that and I was still S when I came back to the game. Apparently once you make it to S you'll stay here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What? Shouldn't it knock me down to A once the new Season starts?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SR 2/4

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    join my salmon run room in 4 hours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is there something happening in 4 hours?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that anon is going to make a salmon run room.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would any of u like a salmon run match?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Splatoon would do more collaborations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i miss it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why did the squid girl cap on males look so dumb?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Breaking into S-Rank is harder than it should be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ya can do it anon! Took me a month, but thank God II finally did it. though things do get any better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I already got there once before, but it was just before the season reset. It's kind of disheartening because I'm playing my ass every match but not getting anywhere for it. I feel like I'm just rolling RNG until matchmaking-sama lets me have a team that my efforts won't fall flat on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I'd literally wipe out the trouble makers multiple times and my team couldn't taken the zone for shit.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GG's
    gold stage badge GET thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      congrats! ggs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ggs and nice, I'm thinking I might as well go for mine as well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I shall live vicariously though you and others!

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just became profresh +3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I see that, I hope you can handle this high hazard level

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going for gold. I’ve got two hours, and I need 6 wins. I think I can make it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wanna lobby up at rotation?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          alright I'll make it at rotation

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’ll squeeze in one more

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              alright same, I'll make it when this match is done

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, 6 wins to gold!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      flyfish be upon ye

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is this for salmon run? what are people talkin about in here? I am new to splatoon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he's going for a gold stage badge which means hitting the maximum rank for Salmon Run
        It allows you to have checkpoint so you can start at a higher hazard level, but it's on a per stage basis

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i didn't realize salmon run had ranks. What are rotations? All I know is there is ranks B thru S

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i didn't realize salmon run had ranks.
            Yes, don't skip the tutorial for Salmon run.
            There are many ranks and they start you out low. Go-getter, over achiever, profresional +1-3, then finally EVP. But getting to EVP isn't the end, it's only the beginning. You start out at EVP 40 and each win grants you 20 points. If you can get up to EVP 400 you get a bronze badge which serves a checkpoint, EVP 600 a Silver badge, and EVP 999 a gold badge. As you can imagine it takes a few hours to grind that high. It will likely take you a week or two to even get to EVP, take your time with it.

            The lettered ranks are for the PVP ranked modes. You start out at C- and work your way up from there, separate thing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >What are rotations?
            In the context of Salmon Run, a rotation is the loadout of weapons and the stage currently in play, which lasts for 40 hours until the next rotation. See

            Only 17.5 more hours of this kino rotation. You DID get to 999 already right anons?

            to see the current Salmon Run rotation.

            As for the other PVP modes like turf war and ranked battles, the stage rotations only last two hours before they change, and the ranked modes will change out every two hours as well.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did the anon that was shooting for 400 make it?

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I won my Ranked Series in Tower Control.

    With the help of a Gold Aerospray, an E-Liter, and a Splat Roller. I honestly don't know how I should feel about that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      E-Liter and Splat roller are strong weapons. Gold aerogay can get shit done in the right hands. Good job though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know...it just feels wrong. Like, they were great and were a massive help, but man, I feel like I was working with the ruinous powers.

        I also swapped out my regular Heavy Splatling for the Heavy Splatling Deco just so I could use Kraken to hold the tower and I know how some people feel about that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A win's a win. We take those.
          Kraken cheese on tower got nerfed, it's nowhere near as bad as it was when it first dropped. Do what gets you wins, no shame in any strategy no matter how cheesy. Frick what anybody feels or thinks about that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >oh no my strat is too cheese, I can't use it
            do people actually?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's a crutch

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Filter-kun needs to add crutch to the list

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All that matters is that you won

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If the devs allow you to do it then it's fair game
          Anything overly centralizing will get nerfed eventually (like kraken tower cheese already did)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            When are they gonna nerf Clams Kraken cheese though?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Heavy Splatling for the Heavy Splatling Deco just so I could use Kraken to hold the tower and I know how some people feel about that.
          Look man.
          The homosexuals are gonna do it to you, so you might as well in return.
          Just get your wins how you need too, stop worrying about the details.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What maps?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Inkblot Art Academy and Museum d'Alfonsino.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good maps homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'm not brave enough to risk a Series on Brinewater, Metalworks, or Humpback.

            Those are easily my worse Maps.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              For maps like Mincemeat and Hammerhead I throw on a bunch of Quick Respawn and hope for the best

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Any salmon room up?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >For maps like Mincemeat and Hammerhead
                >haven't actually seen mincemeat since the update now that I think about it
                What's the verdict on it squids?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dammit… 2 losses by one egg

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s it. Gold! Thanks for the games, gents

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      congrats

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was gonna try for the last king, but maybe that was a good place to end. GGs

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sacrifices himself to save our points
    o7

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not bad at Salmon Run, guys. You gotta believe me.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can join you reefbro but I'm 999

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dont

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      opening it now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OK you got a fourth . Are you trying to get 999?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah kinda

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            good luck bro

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              thanks bro

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone is interested I'm going to make a sr room at rotation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about gold I just wanna hit 400 for the checkpoint

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alright I need 13 more kills for my third gold boss badge.

        Well I hope you get it.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5 Silver, I'll take it!

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SR room back up

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >missing wave 3 by one egg

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm noticing even when all 3 waves are completed most players just quit out of the lobby afterwards, why? Is it because the connection is garbage and they want to be host to avoid egg lag? Communication error? Or is it because of the king salmon meter? Are players being matched wrong (like too high or too low)? Or just because? Just seems kind of odd and it's something I've noticed more of recently.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thinks they leave because even though you completed the shift their teammates performance wasn't good enough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i do it just for an early king

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        leaving works against gettign a king

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice 6 silver and my gold scrapper badge

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I will never get better at Ranked or Salmon Run because I keep getting dragged into playing other shit when I should be playing Splat3

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3 more kills

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit didn't mean to reply

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Going to do one more king

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I try to leave the big shot area a shore boss spawns near it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stay at cannon
      >no big shots spawn
      >leave cannon
      >three big shots instantly spawn
      classic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much this but instead of big shots it was stingers

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wha-
      >holy shiiiittt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The entire enemy team was running near-maximum quick respawn with no stealth jump, and they jumped in nonstop.
        Shit was obnoxious, and also for some reason our Hydra player kept trying to frontline and solo push the tower.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >our Hydra player kept trying to frontline and solo push the tower
          LMAO bad luck man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >our Hydra player kept trying to frontline and solo push the tower.
          based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think your team just sucks…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >get almost thorty kills on two of their guys
      >other two are over ten
      >very low special usage team wise
      >still lose
      >by one (1) point
      lmao
      lul
      ahahahaha.
      homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get. on. the. tower.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm done I'm not feeling good I'll see you guys tomorrow night for the Reef-Lux rotation GG's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those were some crazy games, ggs.

      Yeah and congrats on another gold badge.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 wins away from my silver badge and the players it starts giving me start shitting the bed.
    Why do japanese players suck so much shit at SR?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wanted to do one quick turf match
    >end up going against /ink/
    I hate my teammates so fricking much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was it a full stack? I've been matched against /ink/ like twice and won both times.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure. I only knew one of them because he made a salmon room on our pool a couple of days ago

        Go to bed G, it;s late and you're drunk.

        Not drunk but I am going to sleep see you later

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the squid sweat sunny d?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what happened sis?

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I did go against /ink/

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's

      [...]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey isn't that the guy from the tourney?

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sr rooms full?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think there is any

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're too late

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    explain why certain people refuse to deposit eggs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      name them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you know who they are if you've played with them
        but I got one in the wild the other day too
        I accepted his friend invite (I hadn't realized he was getting carried by the rest of us at the time) and we played together
        the result was wave 3 ending on 30/31 repeatedly and he just wouldn't fricking stop being an butthole
        it doesn't make any sense

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is it the other moonrunes guy?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Profresh 1 moonrune

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              nipbro or the other one who has C looking japanese character in their moonrunes name?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah he's not our "bro"

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is done.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fresh! I knew you could do it assuming you're reefbro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        indeed I am

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      omedetou *clapping* *penguin sounds*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      congrats, ben dover

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just realize that reef could be short for reeflux and not reefslider
    i was wondering how someone got so good at using reefslider in pvp

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tourneykun did nothing wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which side? /ink/ or /vg/?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ours

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rojo wasn't a shitter
          Yeah he died to a fricking aerospray but he had good moments

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're clearly not understanding who I'm talking about

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Then who? Ben Dover?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, no the tourney schizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then why is he supposedly dead?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait what? I was just shit posting to see if he'd come out of the wood works. It was fun fricking with them and watching them seethe. The frick do you mean they're supposedly dead?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The schizo was apparently stalking str1d3r irl, then posted something saying that it would all be over tonight. A couple days later in the thread he we probably wouldn’t see the schizo anymore. Crazy shit, I know.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >straight up murking the schizo who is stalking you and shitting our threads
            incredibly based if true

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/663519291/#q663546120

              https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/663609568/#q663621374

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Beat me to it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The only reason he doesn't post anymore is because we figured out that he is orly64.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is rojo? is he in the pool

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >62(22) eggs
    wow...
    gg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry about those matches, the drift in my pro controller gets worse every day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't sweat it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stfu I play how I want to play

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    white rabbit express site is closing forever tonight so I went through all my orders because I never bothered to keep detailed records
    I wonder what I did with this shit

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