The doomposters were right all along. Nobody gives a shit about splat anymore. Hype is deadzo until we get some news. Grizzco charger in a few days should breathe some life around here, but these threads might still be over.
>last time Splatoon got a new ranked mode >December 2017
What went wrong?
i cant even think of what another ranked mode would be that doesn't overlap too heavily with an existing one.
>what if capture the flag but with only 1 flag that starts in the middle and you push the flag into their base so it gets harder the further you go
so obvious everyone gets this far >but it's a kart >but it's a weapon
great. thats 2 modes down >what if capture the flag but with a million flags
frick clam blitz
>what if king of the hill but splatoon themed
actually the only cool mode
what else can you possibly do here? I don't see what other mode you can have that meaningfully distinguishes itself from these modes. like maybe a splat zones map with multiple rotating splat zones but... you don't really have maps big enough to support that unless half the zones are right next to one or the other team's spawns and thats not very fun
I mean... should they actually add another one? There's already 5 modes counting turf war, which all have different considerations for map and weapon balance, and every ranked mode is competing with the others for rotation time.
Is it just me, or are the japanese people absolutely HORROBLE at salmon run. I got to 790 and then I matched with a jap team that killed me. Then jap after jap team I went down to 660. I WAS ALMOST TO GOLD YOU WORTHLESS YELLOW Black folk. I AM RACIST AGAINST ASIANS NOW. ITS TOO LATE FOR 800 NOW I AM TOO DRUNK.
I HATE YELLOW Black folk YOU WORTHLESS RICE MUNCHING homosexualS
It's so fricking boring and repetitive. I join a match, my team is shit, other team are discord dorks. I start winning a game, instant disconnect. I haven't touched the locker once, so why give a frick about the catalog None of the clothing is good, and none of it matches well enough. Insanely slow content drop. Just pisses me off every time I play it.
>have Splatoon 2 >have yet to complete the story-mode >didn't even touch octo-expansion >decided to cave in for Splatoon 3 >had fun playing this last splatfest
What am I missing out on?
Can skip the base game singleplayer, but for octo expansion they weren't chained down by having to make a glorified tutorial, so it's a lot more enjoyable. May as well play it if you already have it.
>Playing ranked and getting my shit pushed in all the time >Get mad at stupid squid game. >Decide maybe I should stop taking this stupid squid game so seriously and try to have fun with it. >Suddenly winning most of my series battles.
I'm guessing I should've stopped being a homosexual sooner.
I noticed that I always play much better after a couple of beers, never thought much about it, but maybe the key is to be relaxed and just take it easy
Having to play ranked for certain gamemode made me have that mentality right away. I started Splatoon 3 around Christmas and already got my golden attacker and defender badge along with the ruler one for the Splatfest
yeah there's this breaking point for me in Splatoon where I start off strong and the lose the next 5 to 10 rounds where j get progressively more frustrated
then at some point i stop caring and absolutely steamroll everyone
fear is the enemy. once you stop caring about winning and accept that you'll die, you unlock.
You put less pressure on yourself which oddly leads to better play. I've gone on complete tears in Smash by no longer caring about GSP and am now a terror with Ice Climbers of all fricking characters
>finally get a triple kill with the trizooka >but not in the way that would satisfy my autism
I don't want to keep playing splattershot s guess I'll wait for a new zooka weapon next season
A lot, I think. The series a jumble of sports, shooting, platforming, fashion, music, some graffiti, and also makes little use of the octarian society or whoever is living down by the deep sea metro. Could take any of these things and expand it into something.
Fast, stylish 3D platforming would be my first pick, could even allow it to keep the sports framing.
My second pick would be something music related, but not necessarily a traditional rhythm game like squid beats is. Maybe something more like Gal Metal where it's more free form and you basically just have to play the instrument, or a sort of management game involving the bands. If you wanted to be really out there then that could also include a rudimentary music maker where you could put together samples to make songs which you could then port to Splat 3, but that sounds like it would be a bit too much effort.
I want a Splatoon RTS with Inkling, Octoling, and Salmonid factions. Basically make it like Starcraft but somehow make it work on consoles. Would rock.
Action game like MGRR where you play as DJ Octavio in the Great Turf War beating the snot out of elite Inkling warriors. Final boss is Craig Cuttlefish; but after you beat him, hundreds of inklings show up and you just gotta survive as long as you can against an overwhelming tide of boozler squids.
Nintendo probably wants to be real careful about overexposure, and they're probably also a bit wary after the last time they tried spinning off a superpopular one-series franchise with Animal Crossing, it basically killed the entire amiibo line.
Mario's already their go-to for most random stuff and they probably don't want to just lazily slap it onto something and call it a day since that could hurt the brand.
I don't think anyone was complaining about Happy Home Designer or the phone game. Amiibo Festival was just a frick up because it was a mediocre party game that relied on IRL statues and cards which they spammed the frick out of as a result.
Literally just don't do that
>Plaza post says “if you don’t paint a flipper flopper in time you can squid roll and be left almost dead!”
Or you can just jump which is way easier and doesn’t leave you on 20 HP
Yeah there’s some times where rolling is a better option but frick people are just going to probably die doing that now
Frick I hate alright advice that has some issues compared to better advice being spread around
If I have a weapon that's ass at painting and a Flipper Flopper directly targets me, then my first act would be to paint a way out and get out of the circle. Unless you're standing under a Fish Stick or a Drizzler is targeting you, you should have more than enough time to get out.
>Switch Online app shills me a Splaton tournament this weekend >registration still open >yeah why not >open registration page >you need to have a team >close registration page
This made me more disappointed than it should have, and I should have expected that outcome anyway
imagine a double ranked match
for example, TC mixed with CB where you can score with both objectives and the winner is determined by the sum of points of both
Aaaaaand it's shit. Worst rotation this week easily. I'm so mad that this is the first rotation I actually have the time to play because of work getting in the way.
L-3's superior rate of fire doesn't matter when it's still a shit weapon. H-3 is better because it's better against Steel Heads, the only thing either weapon is good at dealing with.
This game is shit now. Its garbage outside of events.
SR is boring after doing your 1200.
And the matchmaking for everything else is so fricked I feel no reason to bother playing.
Probably e-liter. It has a long charge time but because you can sit 500 miles away from the action you're under a lot less pressure, and it even has mines you can put down to warn you of flankers.
Splat charger is best when you're actively moving around the field, which leaves you more open.
Splat for sure, it’s the most basic and has the least amount of downsides. E-Litre I’d say is better right now and it has more range but it’s a bit harder to use due to ink consumption and it being slow.
Squiffer is a good choice too since it has faster charges and mid-air charges which let you play more offensively.
Avoid the rest of them
This
crab gets flanked and its nowhere near as dominant as before. Problem is none of the stages have fricking flank routes and are all relatively small meatgrinders. This has been more damaging to the meta than anything else and unfortunately I dont think the devs are even aware of the problem nor am I sure if they will rectify it.
Even if they are aware of the issue I have no faith it will be fixed, since the maps are just that bad. Pretty much every new map would need some major changes to be truly considered fixed, and they won't. I could see giving some of them bandaids but that's all.
God I hate it so much.
Its way Ninja Squid is so damn meta because its really the only way someone has any chance of dealing with massive range homosexuals sitting on their porches.
i still think crab has a ridiculous duration even if more complex maps were to be added but yeah these shitty hallway/meatgrinded maps definitely arent helping
>whats your advice for getting gud at this game?
Play, and keep playing. Use gyro controls or go away.
>I play every few weeks, get destroyed, and put it back away.
You'll never get gud if you run away like a little b***h. This game ain't Call of Duty, it takes skill, discipline, and time.
>I play every few weeks
That's probably your problem. Don't drop the game for a few weeks and then expect to be as good as you were when you dropped it. Keep at it, but spread it out more, I guess? So you don't get burned out or something.
Playing on tv and using motion control helps a ton since you can quickly move around and see where you want to shoot.
Choice of weapons depends entirely on the gamemode you're playing, but you'll eventually figure it out what's best for you. Just remember that the game is luck based and trying to push it will only get you punished so just sit back and relax
>I usually play Rollers, spoosh-o-matic
Short range weapons, need to play more stealthily as most weapons outrange you. Ambush with stealth swim or go hyper aggressive with lots of swim speed >bloblobber
bit of a braindead weapon but decent for turd war i guess. Weapons are a big part of performance and why it feels like youre being raped constantly.
>perfect gear
overrated and usually just for show, its better to have a few utility sub abilities like one of ink resistance, one of quick super jump, etc as some abilities make a noticeable difference with just one sub. Other good bang for your buck subs: one of special saver, one of bomb resistance, one of intensify action if you like squid rolls.
Now the only other thing is muscle memory, aim, reflexes, and tactics. You can train the others just by practicing, make sure youre using gyro otherwise youre limiting yourself. Train on the dummies in the lobby, train in turf war/open etc. Id just stick one weapon or so and “master” it instead of bouncing around. Understand when to use subs and specials and what each are good at.
The tactics part is limited due to the shitty map design at the moment, but one piece of advice I can give you is if its turf war, the last minute is most important. If its ranked modes, you cant really push the objective until youve weakened the enemy team either by splatting some people or locking down areas with well timed specials. Start with splat zone if youre overwhelmed, its the most straightforward ranked mode.
Try not to get too discouraged and just practice practice practice. Even watching replays is helpful. Watch your own footage to analyze where you went wrong i.e. maybe I shouldnt have jumped down into that pit that was under full enemy control without reclaiming the ink first etc etc. Watch from the perspective of the players who stomp you to see what theyre doing right. Watch pro players on youtube, I suggest SRBDude, has lots of helpful tutorial vids.
Yep. A newcomer is thrown in there with beasts that have thousands of hours between the different splat games, and their skills have carried over and have been sharpened.
A few other basic pointers >situational awareness >controlling turf is far more important than you realize
locks down areas, impedes mobility -> increases mobility of your guys. More enemy ink on screen means more opportunities for enemy ambush. ink control can even trap an opponent thats trying to get away >dying is really really bad
…unless you run full quick respawn up gear. dont just throw yourself into the meat grinder, stay alive while also contributing and taking pot shots, or hide and create an ambush. super jump back to base is better than dying. Your team gets wiped and its a huge setback for pretty much every mode. Value your lives, this goes for salmon run too!
The aerosgay banzai timmy strategy is not ideal. “trading” is not ideal. You want to hit without getting hit. Once youre dead you cant do anything again. Just because you took out one of their timmies might not actually change the flow of battle. Now if you can somehow banzai their best player (unlikely with your inaccurate short range aerogay and braindead charge forward strategy) then maybe it would be worth it. If you insist on suicide bombing then run comeback and a frick ton of quick respawn.
Oh and charging towards someone with an aerogay, a weapon better suited to turfing, NOT firefights, is basically guaranteed suicide against a half decent player. Might I suggest switching to a weapon better suited to suiciding such as the tetra dualies? Four rolls to charge towards someone, shoots while rolling, great potential with the comeback + quick respawn combo.
Oh and charging towards someone with an aerogay, a weapon better suited to turfing, NOT firefights, is basically guaranteed suicide against a half decent player. Might I suggest switching to a weapon better suited to suiciding such as the tetra dualies? Four rolls to charge towards someone, shoots while rolling, great potential with the comeback + quick respawn combo.
> got splatted by aerospray
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The golden aerospray’s booyah bomb, maybe. Otherwise no, the aerospray is mostly a joke in combat. Im just trying to give advice to those who seek it. Eventually you have to take a hard look at your favorite weapon and acknowledge its weaknesses. You wont get better fail to understand what makes the other shooters better compared to an aerospray.
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> got splatted by a fizzy bomb > got splatted by Reefshark
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I went from the splattershot to this for turfing, I still need to find my weapons for the other gamemodes
Oh and charging towards someone with an aerogay, a weapon better suited to turfing, NOT firefights, is basically guaranteed suicide against a half decent player. Might I suggest switching to a weapon better suited to suiciding such as the tetra dualies? Four rolls to charge towards someone, shoots while rolling, great potential with the comeback + quick respawn combo.
The golden aerospray’s booyah bomb, maybe. Otherwise no, the aerospray is mostly a joke in combat. Im just trying to give advice to those who seek it. Eventually you have to take a hard look at your favorite weapon and acknowledge its weaknesses. You wont get better fail to understand what makes the other shooters better compared to an aerospray.
> t. gets frustated trying to nail a screw with a hammer
No bad weapon, only bad users
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The aerospray is not a bad weapon…for turf wars. There’s a reason it doesnt see a whole lot of use at the highest level of play. Its great at turfing, superbly so, but its actual combat abilities are lacking due to its inaccuracy and poor range. If gold aerospray had a different sub other than sprinkler it might be able to hold its own at higher levels of play. Its not a bad weapon, a good player can use weaker weapons and do well, and it depends on the mode. But the aerospray loses most firefights it will get into, i dont know why this is a controversial statement
I don't know, I've broken into enemy backlines with it, then mangled their chargers with the gold aerospray. I imagine this won't be as easy against an X Rank player, but the weapon has its uses and can be viable. It's just there are better tools elsewhere
>situational awareness
probably should have elaborated. This means understanding the map layouts and knowing when and wear enemies
can come from, having escape routes ready to go, knowing where you’re “safe”, knowing to push when enemy is down or in a weakened state. And knowing not to approach a huge pile of enemy ink as theres likely a ninja virgin out there. Paying attention to which weapon is where is also important. Knowing the range of an eliter is important, stuff like that.
>Start my GrizzCo shift, immediately run into Players running away from the Egg Basket, plus one Wave 1 Glowfly round >Get knocked into Profreshional, they're not much better >Suddenly discover a Crew that stays near the Basket and correctly uses Specials. Make it right back to Egg VP >New Crews immediately knock me back to 10/99
Man I don't give a shit I know my teammates notice when the stinger isn't sniping them from across the map like a grimy Quake 3 pro or the flyfish rocket barrages stop, even if my egg count isn't quite up to snuff.
I care about completing the wave more than statistics and having three active Flyfish is a massive detriment to everyone. That would be the ideal time for the dude with the Killer Wail to pop it though.
Yes motherfricker use your specials.
Not >I might need it later you never know >oh I better wait until there's only 20-30 seconds left so everybody has to do a mad scramble to collect eggs
If you're trying to bruteforce your way out of danger with specials through Wave 1, then not only will you guarantee that you'll lose less points on Wave 2, but you also have a chance to make it to the safe zone that is Wave 3 and beyond especially if you get free waves like Tornado or Mothership where you wouldn't need to use any specials. However, I will admit, it is shitty seeing people use their specials super early when you're either not in danger or your quota is met (but not in any relative danger). Might be a misclick or something, but still unfortunate regardless.
I'm going to flat out say it. I just don't like Off The Hook songs. They are the weakest of the tree idol groups. For example, Fins In The Air blows out of the water anything from Off the Hook.
The only things Splatoon 2 has over Splatoon 3 are the stages. Splatoon 3 looks nicer, is more user friendly, has a better sinleplayer, and has better music.
I have faith that the fashion in 3 will be fixed over time with updates
True. Splatoon 3 is already better than 2, but the map designs. Why must all maps be hallways? I'm sick of chargers and splatling timmies standing in one place 4 out of the 5 minutes of the match.
Broke you, maybe. Grizzgods love the new difficulty, they should crank it up even higher to send all the go-shitters flying back down to shitfresh where they belong
>t. stuck in Profesh +2
Nobody wants salmon run to go back to how it was in 2. The cranked up difficulty is good, but we can go higher
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>Nobody wants salmon run to go back to how it was in 2.
Real players do, only trolls like you claim otherwise.
Also I'm EVP and haven't demoted once, it's broken difficulty.
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I honesty havent heard anyone besides the ones whining about demoting say they want the difficulty to be cranked down. Literally just demote yourself if you want it to be easier.
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Well I'm here to say the difficulty is broken. Even the devs realized it's broken because they nerfed some things like glowflies and Big Shot.
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The difficulty is more than fine on the one good Salmon Run stage. I got to EVP 400 on it and still didn't feel that burdened by the difficulty.
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And what stage would that be?
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Sockeye Station
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Why is she so cute, bros?
1 year ago
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She got the HLM max badge for Sockeye and designed all the new stages for Splatoon 3
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Sockeye Station was designed for the egg throwing and new bosses in mind though.
That mentality is exactly why these games get released so barebones. “Who cares if it’s unfinished and lacking meaningful content, we’ll just release what should’ve been in the base game from the beginning and call it new, it’s genius!”
Oh, don't even get me started on the "fashion". It's terrible. There's barely any decent clothing. In splat 1 I remember buying a new outfit every day for a month. It was so much fun. Nintendo forgot Splatoon is as much about fashion as it is about gameplay. Still, some decent pieces were released with this season, so there's some hope.
Having said that, tryhard have been dressing like shit since the original.
They really phoned it in with the clothing in this game. The new shit is spread way too thin and the old stuff is being held hostage for the seasonal dripfeed which is slow as molasses. We need new shit goddammit, at a much more regular pace
I still can't cope with Splatfest being every other month. We are losing 50% of total Splatfests. What the frick is this? It's not like Big Run fill the gap. Shit probably won't return until April.
>The virgin premature special-waster >”a-atleast we made it to round 2…” >ALWAYS busts his specials early, rarely gets the optimal use out of them >insanely ragequits a comfy team for not using all their specials during the wave one tornado round >has created multiple tier charts of salmon run specials and written essays on each one
>The CHAD celebratory special user >forgets he even has specials, complete destructive machine with every weapon so doesnt need them >he always stays with his team and they never leave him because hes that good >instinctively rates the specials not on their utility but on how cool they look as a post wave 3 celebration
Which is a better way to celebrate? >Squidbagging >Suicide into water >Use Specials >Use Specials to suicide into water
All while spamming Booyah!, of course.
you're spread too thin, 1 sub of everything is pretty pointless. among the utility subs -bomb defense, ink resistance, special saver- most weapons don't even need all 3 of those.
Swimspeed is crucial for movement. People mostly run them with Ninja Squid to get rid of the swim speed penalty. Being able to flank faster is always important.
Yes, that's what marriage is. It used to benefit both women and men. Now not so much. It's what happens when you remove God from His own rituals. That's why it's important to do the right thing, and to put a ring on your waifu before tapping her.
Salmon Run is basically not playable 90% of the time due to half the maps being unwinnable without good teams, and the majority of the weapon sets being pathetic
Do people actually believe this?
I play every single rotation with randoms and never really struggle to hit at least the 1200.
If the weapons are nice enough, it's not hard to reach at least EVP 200.
>at the highest level of play sharing with the top 0.5% of players who don’t exist anywhere but there and S+ >bro this is totally fine should have grinded to EVP early on 🙂
More like 30% of the time. Marooner's + the weapon sets that are irredeemably bad.
Marooners and SG have the same issue with events. If you get the wrong ones your chance of winning plummets dramatically. It’s nowhere near as bad on the other two. Also most of the rotations are trash, there’s two dud guns in most rotation. What are most players gonna do with shit like bamboozler, nozzle or undercover brella? And then there are the effective but hard to use stuff and you’re looking at high chance of wipes.
If you think the rotation is bad, then just skip it yourself. You don't have to play ALL the time. Sometimes I'm even relieved when my playtime is short because I don't feel like playing all that much.
STOP RUNNING TO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE MAP TO KILL FLIP FLOPPERS TOU STUPID Black folk
I WAS KITING THAT SCRAPPER WHY DID YOU HIT IT
WHY DO YOU APE Black folk NEVER LEARN I AM PISSING MY PANTS
Your familiarity with weapons doesn't matter when your teammates will have to use said weapons. Any weapon that the average player sucks at is going to be hellish in Salmon Run because you can't just use that weapon 3 times in a row.
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Well yeah. I've seen some things this shift I tell you what.
The only thing I struggle with chargers is the range. You’d think you could shoot up at lids from below nearby but the range actually kind of sucks on most of them
wasn't too excited about this splatfest. that month in between really slows shit to a crawl that i only realize i keep coming back to play is because of these "seasons" bullshit style battlepasses they present.
same shit with fortnite.
Did Splatoon 3 reduce how much Run Speed Up benefits move speed while shooting? I stacked it in Splat2n to go sanic speed with the Jr, but it doesn't seem to have nearly as much of an effect in Splatoon 3.
Body should be ninja squid
Saver main is only really useful to dynamo, splat and carbon really want swim speed and quick respawn while flingza wants those two and maybe special charge
Ink Saver Main is important so you can have more ink in the tank when in fire fights. Tenta Brella is incredibly ink hungry. Other than that, there's no real good skill. Haunt is pretty helpful since you don't need Ninja Squid and Respawn Punisher is risky for such a frontline weapon.
I've been having comm issues left and fricking right with the game for the past year or so.
It isn't my internet, because I'll be playing an online game on my tablet and have zero issues when i dc from the game.
No other switch game does this either.
>#1 Overall Splatter >#1 Score Booster >Three times in a row, only one win because I wiped three guys from the other team and took the rainmaker in overtime
I just want teammates who can do literally anything for themselves
>C- series rainmaker >2 default banner splatlandian youths on my team >3 japanese names on the other >manage to take out all 4 at the sign of first contact >by some fricking miracle we keep the momentum >but the homosexual with the rain maker is just standing there spamming shots with it >have to actively stand at the checkpoint and spam this way >we all die due to an ultra stamp >one of the morons on my team with a charger is standing on top of the goal while their team is at mid >ultrastamped again >we lose >im 6-2 >everyone else has zero (0) fricking splats
I'm sitting on a full Coho bar but I'm at 10 points left so I'm not playing another game this rotation. Marooner's Bay is not worth it. I should've known better, but I really wanted to see how bad the rotation is.
Don't be seduced by the fish. Stay far away from Matrooner's Bay.
Is anyone else encountering way more DCs in ranked than before? I feel like half the time my team is down at halftime someone quits, regardless of the mode, sometimes even when we're winning and something goes wrong temporarily.
Picked it up on Christmas agter skipping 2 because ????? and I wanna get into into using the N-Zap. I have 2 Questions:
How do I consistently throw out Tacticooler so the majority of my team can benefit when I'm with randos?
When is an N-Zap variant with Sprinkler dropping? The '89 was my beloved back in 1.
No one knows when '89 is dropping, other than SOON. As for Tacticooler, you'll find some randos use it, but those running Ninja Squid builds will never touch it, since it causes a persistent buff to appear on them that the enemy CAN see too.
I take one even if Im running ningger squid. the insane respawn and swimming speed outweight the cons of ninja being negated for 10 seconds or whatever.
If I'm trying to shark someone I probably wont even be near the tacticooler anyway. In general I RARELY ever go out of my way to run back and get the buff, its just counterproductive
>How do I consistently throw out Tacticooler so the majority of my team can benefit when I'm with randos?
I think it depends on where your team is at, as a frontliner on a reachable platformers at the edge or at the beginning of mid is good.
If you have solid control of mid or moving forward obviously you want it a little further up >Sprinkler
its shit in this game, offensive bombs like suction/torpedo/burst/splat bombs are king in 3.
Tacticooler is best thrown behind the frontlines but not so far back people have to fall back to it super far. You want to be out of range of most long range weapons so you don't get sniped for taking a sip, but you don't want it to be so far back that you're half out of the buff by the time you get back to the frontline.
>plays salmon run for the first time since the splatfest >gets matched immediately >first round is going well >5/6 >sees guy holding the last egg >he spends the rest of the match killing things and we all fricking lose because he didn’t put the last egg in the basket
THANKS PAL
There aren't any israelites, other than Mr Grizz maybe but he's one of a kind, though the Jellyfish are very bugman-like. They're a hivemind canonically.
This this sucked for salmon run. There is never a moment when you should not be shooting and you have to charge this thing for like 3 minutes and the just miss.
I don't really like it, but then I'm not great with it anyway. You have to stick closer to your teammates and hope they take care of the little guys for you because if the salmonids catch you alone you're dead.
What. I love that thing in Salmon Run. It cleanly murders bosses in 1-2 shots. You DO have to rely on your team to be cleaning out mobs, but you should be the boss murderer.
Because the game is _____________fun___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>Play open >Win 6 times in a row and play out of my mind >Play series >Lose a shit ton
I’m literally playing against higher ranked players in open because the matchmaking is shit, why does this keep happening
I originally got from A+ to S in season 1 by almost exclusively playing open and like one series so I might just do that again
If I play against people better than me, then that means I’ll get better too right?
Right, you are being tested. The elo thinks you are good enough to play against them. Just keep grinding until you can defeat them, then it will face you against people even better.
>moron teammates don't immediately rush mid with me on Mahi Mahi >we lose mid because I'm going in 2v1 >Splatling holds us down the whole match >We lose
I hope you fricks learned your lesson.
I really want a splatling that works like miniguns normally do in games where it doesn't need to charge but rather revs up and slowly shoots faster and faster as you hold down the button
I can't get out of the lower tier of s+. shitters everywhere, I get top splats more than not but my teammates are still learning how to play the objective and run some sensible abilities. I feel like I carry but maybe it's just not enough
You're going to have to get on a mic with at least one other homosexual from here. Even if he's shit, the least of amount of teamwork and coordination goes a long way. the other team is already doing it.
Finally got the Annaki badge.
I think I can reasonably get the Barazushi and Enperry ones soon, but the others will have to wait until the next Splatfest or season, whatever comes first.
Starting to really hate Marooner's Bay. I remember really liking it in 2, but I don't know what the problem is. Unless we get an easy wave my team always fails on wave 2.
Salmon Run in Splatoon 2 was baby mode. Max difficulty was lower than EVP's difficulty. Marooner's Bay was always shit, but when you only had to deal with like 3 bosses every 15 seconds instead of 5, it was much easier to deal with.
Salmon Run in Splatoon 2 was baby mode. Max difficulty was lower than EVP's difficulty. Marooner's Bay was always shit, but when you only had to deal with like 3 bosses every 15 seconds instead of 5, it was much easier to deal with.
Fishsticks, Slammin' Lids and Big Shots can also make things go south even more quickly now.
Tri Stringer is a harder to use Charger that can actually ink. Slosher is a very basic weapon. It's honestly outclassed by the other Slosher-class weapons in every way.
Okay so I beat hazard level max and the store still hasn't unlocked everything. I was told that the store unlocks everything when you beat max. I saved my sheckles for this. I have thousands of copper, hundreds of silver, and dozens of gold. What do I sneed to do?
I may be insane, but I'm also moronic and autistic. So tell me, do I need to get 999 or something? I'm not going to get israeliteed by the company store. I want to buy what I want, not just to unlock things.
I never fully understood how the gear system works, even back in S1. Combined with my lack of fashion sense, I’ve always felt like I’m missing something. Same thing with the food, do I save it for something or just go for it?
It has perfect accuracy and always fires full charges. You can do sick 360 no scopes on Steelheads and BTFO hordes of enemies instantly. It's fun as frick.
Fun game. But doubling down on esports is always a mistake. The odor of these Black folk metaphysically repels anyone that might start getting interested. They reap what they've sown. It's a cute casual 'shooter'. It was never meant to be super serious. It's still a great game in spurts but you're never going to have any meaningful camaraderie with the groomer homos that infest the western community. I'll always cherish my Splatoon 1 and early Splatoon 2 days. Some of the best times I had playing a console shooter.
Patch next week hopefully
Wasn't the season 1 patch after two full months?
>been playing the game all evening
>have nothing of note to post
>watch 3 Splatoon Gs get pruned
Bruh...
The doomposters were right all along. Nobody gives a shit about splat anymore. Hype is deadzo until we get some news. Grizzco charger in a few days should breathe some life around here, but these threads might still be over.
Four straight months of bump limit threads was a pretty good run, most games don't manage that.
>last time Splatoon got a new ranked mode
>December 2017
What went wrong?
Surely they'll add one soon...right?
You will get the dreaded 8-ball and you will LIKE IT
i cant even think of what another ranked mode would be that doesn't overlap too heavily with an existing one.
>what if capture the flag but with only 1 flag that starts in the middle and you push the flag into their base so it gets harder the further you go
so obvious everyone gets this far
>but it's a kart
>but it's a weapon
great. thats 2 modes down
>what if capture the flag but with a million flags
frick clam blitz
>what if king of the hill but splatoon themed
actually the only cool mode
what else can you possibly do here? I don't see what other mode you can have that meaningfully distinguishes itself from these modes. like maybe a splat zones map with multiple rotating splat zones but... you don't really have maps big enough to support that unless half the zones are right next to one or the other team's spawns and thats not very fun
Battle Royale. Its turf war but its every squid for herself. No teams, only chaos
Would be kino, I would love to see their take on BR
splat match, team with most kills win.
Lockers, Tableturf. SO worth it
I mean... should they actually add another one? There's already 5 modes counting turf war, which all have different considerations for map and weapon balance, and every ranked mode is competing with the others for rotation time.
they need to add custom games
and a ranked mode centered around the 8 balls
I fricking hate clam blitz so fricking much it's unreal
And it's the worst mode to date.
Add tri-color as a new casual queue. It's turf war, but actually fun.
Is it just me, or are the japanese people absolutely HORROBLE at salmon run. I got to 790 and then I matched with a jap team that killed me. Then jap after jap team I went down to 660. I WAS ALMOST TO GOLD YOU WORTHLESS YELLOW Black folk. I AM RACIST AGAINST ASIANS NOW. ITS TOO LATE FOR 800 NOW I AM TOO DRUNK.
I HATE YELLOW Black folk YOU WORTHLESS RICE MUNCHING homosexualS
It's so fricking boring and repetitive. I join a match, my team is shit, other team are discord dorks. I start winning a game, instant disconnect. I haven't touched the locker once, so why give a frick about the catalog None of the clothing is good, and none of it matches well enough. Insanely slow content drop. Just pisses me off every time I play it.
If you're going to sperg about premades just play series or x battle
I hope Splatoon 4 is better
>have Splatoon 2
>have yet to complete the story-mode
>didn't even touch octo-expansion
>decided to cave in for Splatoon 3
>had fun playing this last splatfest
What am I missing out on?
Can skip the base game singleplayer, but for octo expansion they weren't chained down by having to make a glorified tutorial, so it's a lot more enjoyable. May as well play it if you already have it.
Octo expansion is the best single player campaign in the series
And I use the bucket weapons
>Playing ranked and getting my shit pushed in all the time
>Get mad at stupid squid game.
>Decide maybe I should stop taking this stupid squid game so seriously and try to have fun with it.
>Suddenly winning most of my series battles.
I'm guessing I should've stopped being a homosexual sooner.
I noticed that I always play much better after a couple of beers, never thought much about it, but maybe the key is to be relaxed and just take it easy
Having to play ranked for certain gamemode made me have that mentality right away. I started Splatoon 3 around Christmas and already got my golden attacker and defender badge along with the ruler one for the Splatfest
yeah there's this breaking point for me in Splatoon where I start off strong and the lose the next 5 to 10 rounds where j get progressively more frustrated
then at some point i stop caring and absolutely steamroll everyone
fear is the enemy. once you stop caring about winning and accept that you'll die, you unlock.
You put less pressure on yourself which oddly leads to better play. I've gone on complete tears in Smash by no longer caring about GSP and am now a terror with Ice Climbers of all fricking characters
Not giving a shit is unironically the ultimate cheat code of life
>finally get a triple kill with the trizooka
>but not in the way that would satisfy my autism
I don't want to keep playing splattershot s guess I'll wait for a new zooka weapon next season
>goldfischkanone gestoppt
ZIEG!
How has Splatoon gone 7 years without a spinoff?
What would you even spin it off into?
A lot, I think. The series a jumble of sports, shooting, platforming, fashion, music, some graffiti, and also makes little use of the octarian society or whoever is living down by the deep sea metro. Could take any of these things and expand it into something.
Fast, stylish 3D platforming would be my first pick, could even allow it to keep the sports framing.
My second pick would be something music related, but not necessarily a traditional rhythm game like squid beats is. Maybe something more like Gal Metal where it's more free form and you basically just have to play the instrument, or a sort of management game involving the bands. If you wanted to be really out there then that could also include a rudimentary music maker where you could put together samples to make songs which you could then port to Splat 3, but that sounds like it would be a bit too much effort.
Splatoon XCOM
Would it be the same without permadeath?
Who said anything about lacking permadeath?
Woomies don't die
Presumably built off the same engine as Mario & Rabbids?
I want this. Map painting on a turn-based grid would be great.
>Map painting on a turn-based grid would be great
Tableturf lmao
>An Xcom style game based on The Great Turf War where you control the Squidbeak Splatoon
or
>A retelling of the Hero mode from Splat 1 but in a Xcom/Tactics style but with romance elements.
Choose.
It's him...
Fire Emblem styled game based on the Great Turf War but with romance showing the parents of the squid sisters, Marina, etc
The Great Turf War happened 100 years before Splat1. I don't think Callie and Marie'w parents were around given how they are only 17 in Splat1
Great Turf War. Might even get a taste of some Salmon lore and see what their deal is besides the arms trade with the Octarians.
I want a Splatoon RTS with Inkling, Octoling, and Salmonid factions. Basically make it like Starcraft but somehow make it work on consoles. Would rock.
Rhythm-based RPG where you create your own band and tour the Splatlands.
>final battle against Squid Sisters with Calamari Inkatation
I could see it.
Dating Sim.
Eroge
Action game like MGRR where you play as DJ Octavio in the Great Turf War beating the snot out of elite Inkling warriors. Final boss is Craig Cuttlefish; but after you beat him, hundreds of inklings show up and you just gotta survive as long as you can against an overwhelming tide of boozler squids.
Nintendo probably wants to be real careful about overexposure, and they're probably also a bit wary after the last time they tried spinning off a superpopular one-series franchise with Animal Crossing, it basically killed the entire amiibo line.
Mario's already their go-to for most random stuff and they probably don't want to just lazily slap it onto something and call it a day since that could hurt the brand.
I don't think anyone was complaining about Happy Home Designer or the phone game. Amiibo Festival was just a frick up because it was a mediocre party game that relied on IRL statues and cards which they spammed the frick out of as a result.
Literally just don't do that
Been lovin this machine after performing pretty average with dualies for so long. Definitely worth a gold ticket.
You get more than enough tickets anyway, unless you never try to branch out.
Admittedly, I just haven't played frequently enough to reach level 28 anytime soon.
Fair enough. And I suppose you gotta use them on something.
I noticed the Animals are coming back.
Someone shot one with a sniper rifle
What
It's not THE ANIMAL, there's a current trend of people drawing pictures of borzoi dogs. Some more homophobic than others.
I did see a couple of animals, and I'm very sure I saw one getting killed
haha so funny it is a basic looking animal with “the man” written above it, so hilarious guys
Yes
I'd rather have this than the normal furry and grooming homosexualry
i dont want to see either, obviously troonyposts are worse.
This is basically the sort of humor people used to have back in the 00s which is way less cringe than the generally shit memes we have nowadays.
How do these shit memes even start? I loathe them like nothing else in this game.
I prefer them over that one autist making her daily "I'M MARRIED TO MARIE I'M AUSTIC" post that's in everyone's fricking lobby.
lmao eat shit homosexual should've tried to hold the tower into overtime instead of camping my superjump spot
BUST A GROOVE
>Get my first Coho kill
>next game is Wave 1 Glowflies
thats what happens when devs decide to double down on esports appeal when it doesnt work as well as they had hoped the first time.
>Plaza post says “if you don’t paint a flipper flopper in time you can squid roll and be left almost dead!”
Or you can just jump which is way easier and doesn’t leave you on 20 HP
Yeah there’s some times where rolling is a better option but frick people are just going to probably die doing that now
Frick I hate alright advice that has some issues compared to better advice being spread around
If I have a weapon that's ass at painting and a Flipper Flopper directly targets me, then my first act would be to paint a way out and get out of the circle. Unless you're standing under a Fish Stick or a Drizzler is targeting you, you should have more than enough time to get out.
>Or you can just jump
patched out
>Switch Online app shills me a Splaton tournament this weekend
>registration still open
>yeah why not
>open registration page
>you need to have a team
>close registration page
This made me more disappointed than it should have, and I should have expected that outcome anyway
Why are you even thinking of PvP when you should be joining your co-workers this weekend in killing more Salmonids?
What else were you expecting
Nintendo tournaments have garbage prizes anyway for how big the game and company is
I can't believe I miss weekly dripfeeding
At least there was a constant flow of new stuff, as slow and often underwhelming as it was
>years old image of my woomy from THAT fateful SR shift from 2 still being posted
Neato.
>THAT fateful SR
Mind giving me some context?
The game did this to me on Lost Outpost. I still have flashbacks to 2017.
>scoped charger in Salmon Run
Did Mr. Grizz hate his employees in Splatoon 2?
The honeymoon phase has worn off and people are realizing they got scammed.
it's about time they fix these fricking maps. and nerf crab.
What are the special modes?
league should've arrived before x. not like I have any friends that play splatoon anymore but open is a shitshow
I wonder if they mean variants of game modes or matches where kits get forced upon players
That'd be interesting but I really hope it doesn't just translate into just being the regular ranked modes.
imagine a double ranked match
for example, TC mixed with CB where you can score with both objectives and the winner is determined by the sum of points of both
If they add some fun mini-event shit for league battle only I’ll be mad
Put that shit in open
Alright, dorks.
Next Salmon Run is Marooner's Bay with...
The Splat Dualies
The L3 Nozzlenose
The Squeezer
And the Splat Charger.
Who's excited!?
It could honestly be worse.
Three shooters with decent DPS and as long as whoever has the charger can help with mowing down chum it should be an easy rotation.
I'm just dreading the next ???? wave and how EVP will be unplayable for the first few days after the fact.
Aaaaaand it's shit. Worst rotation this week easily. I'm so mad that this is the first rotation I actually have the time to play because of work getting in the way.
Back to ranked it is.
>Magooner’s gay during timmy hours
>not expecting the worst case scenario
At least it’s not the damn h-3 again
L-3 is even worse. Fricking terrible shift. Absolutely the worst one this year.`
Literally how? It’s far better than H3 in salmon run.
And you're wrong. The H-3 is held back by it's Rate of Fire, while the L-3 is solid across the board.
L-3's superior rate of fire doesn't matter when it's still a shit weapon. H-3 is better because it's better against Steel Heads, the only thing either weapon is good at dealing with.
This game is shit now. Its garbage outside of events.
SR is boring after doing your 1200.
And the matchmaking for everything else is so fricked I feel no reason to bother playing.
It's always been shit you just finally took off the rose-tinted goggles
No, 1 and 2 were good.
Only 1 was decent and it was carried hard by the art, music and tone
Really should added in a new Game Mode by now. Big Run could have been great, but lacked anything substantially new.
I am damaged.
What is the easiest charger to use
I want to try it
Normal charger's best all round.
Squiffer is smaller on range but is fast so you can try a few times if your aim sucks.
squiffer isn't really beginner friendly because it's front-line oriented with its air charge gimmick
Probably e-liter. It has a long charge time but because you can sit 500 miles away from the action you're under a lot less pressure, and it even has mines you can put down to warn you of flankers.
Splat charger is best when you're actively moving around the field, which leaves you more open.
Splat for sure, it’s the most basic and has the least amount of downsides. E-Litre I’d say is better right now and it has more range but it’s a bit harder to use due to ink consumption and it being slow.
Squiffer is a good choice too since it has faster charges and mid-air charges which let you play more offensively.
Avoid the rest of them
GootuberGOD here, indeed you will be avoiding my laser sight, missiles, and torpedoes scrubs.
>implying you actually use the main weapon
You're just tossing torpedoes and launching missiles whenever possible.
Anything with a scope
It never should've begun. It's Splatoon 1.75
I will use splat charger or e liter then
This garbage crab meta is killing the game. Should have been nerfed last patch
>This garbage map design is killing the game.
Fix'd
This
crab gets flanked and its nowhere near as dominant as before. Problem is none of the stages have fricking flank routes and are all relatively small meatgrinders. This has been more damaging to the meta than anything else and unfortunately I dont think the devs are even aware of the problem nor am I sure if they will rectify it.
Even if they are aware of the issue I have no faith it will be fixed, since the maps are just that bad. Pretty much every new map would need some major changes to be truly considered fixed, and they won't. I could see giving some of them bandaids but that's all.
Devs are charger mains. That's why map design has consistently narrowed since Splatoon 1. Meatgrinder maps are created intentionally.
I'm surprised they even allow Ninja Squid all things considered.
God I hate it so much.
Its way Ninja Squid is so damn meta because its really the only way someone has any chance of dealing with massive range homosexuals sitting on their porches.
this
>Moray Towers… home
I wish they'd keep the other Splatoon maps along the newest one instead of keeping them away
i still think crab has a ridiculous duration even if more complex maps were to be added but yeah these shitty hallway/meatgrinded maps definitely arent helping
You can literally kill someone in a crab tank from the front
This game is so ridiculously fricking hard, my wrists are killing me
Mine are too especially when I see woomys
X Rank Battles is easier than Salmon Run
pic related is the average splat dualies GOD
They're bones since they died to my blaster after their third roll
squids dont have bones thoughever
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ANOTHER 100000 Splatlandian Youths to match with
Japanese timmies that we will never play with
Oh shit, I hadn't realized a new Salmon rotation started now.
Doesn't seem too bad.
it's over
Uh anon
squids don't have nipples
i haven't seen a crab in an entire week. i don't know what everyone is crying about. i barely even saw them during the splatfests
shitter moment
but i'm not the one dying everywhere to crabs apparently
i see plenty in series, and def saw plenty during the splatfest
way to expose yourself as a turf war only shitter
That's your fault for buying rehashed shovelware.
whats your advice for getting gud at this game?
I usually play Rollers, spoosh-o-matic, and bloblobber
I feel like im constantly getting anally raped by people with perfect gear and insane movement.
I play every few weeks, get destroyed, and put it back away.
>whats your advice for getting gud at this game?
Play, and keep playing. Use gyro controls or go away.
>I play every few weeks, get destroyed, and put it back away.
You'll never get gud if you run away like a little b***h. This game ain't Call of Duty, it takes skill, discipline, and time.
>I play every few weeks
That's probably your problem. Don't drop the game for a few weeks and then expect to be as good as you were when you dropped it. Keep at it, but spread it out more, I guess? So you don't get burned out or something.
you have to tune your movement, and be aware of map control and specials being thrown out
Playing on tv and using motion control helps a ton since you can quickly move around and see where you want to shoot.
Choice of weapons depends entirely on the gamemode you're playing, but you'll eventually figure it out what's best for you. Just remember that the game is luck based and trying to push it will only get you punished so just sit back and relax
>I usually play Rollers, spoosh-o-matic
Short range weapons, need to play more stealthily as most weapons outrange you. Ambush with stealth swim or go hyper aggressive with lots of swim speed
>bloblobber
bit of a braindead weapon but decent for turd war i guess. Weapons are a big part of performance and why it feels like youre being raped constantly.
>perfect gear
overrated and usually just for show, its better to have a few utility sub abilities like one of ink resistance, one of quick super jump, etc as some abilities make a noticeable difference with just one sub. Other good bang for your buck subs: one of special saver, one of bomb resistance, one of intensify action if you like squid rolls.
Now the only other thing is muscle memory, aim, reflexes, and tactics. You can train the others just by practicing, make sure youre using gyro otherwise youre limiting yourself. Train on the dummies in the lobby, train in turf war/open etc. Id just stick one weapon or so and “master” it instead of bouncing around. Understand when to use subs and specials and what each are good at.
The tactics part is limited due to the shitty map design at the moment, but one piece of advice I can give you is if its turf war, the last minute is most important. If its ranked modes, you cant really push the objective until youve weakened the enemy team either by splatting some people or locking down areas with well timed specials. Start with splat zone if youre overwhelmed, its the most straightforward ranked mode.
Try not to get too discouraged and just practice practice practice. Even watching replays is helpful. Watch your own footage to analyze where you went wrong i.e. maybe I shouldnt have jumped down into that pit that was under full enemy control without reclaiming the ink first etc etc. Watch from the perspective of the players who stomp you to see what theyre doing right. Watch pro players on youtube, I suggest SRBDude, has lots of helpful tutorial vids.
You better accept now that you'll get rekt by some vet from splat 1 rolling circles around you. Don't get filtered.
Yep. A newcomer is thrown in there with beasts that have thousands of hours between the different splat games, and their skills have carried over and have been sharpened.
A few other basic pointers
>situational awareness
>controlling turf is far more important than you realize
locks down areas, impedes mobility -> increases mobility of your guys. More enemy ink on screen means more opportunities for enemy ambush. ink control can even trap an opponent thats trying to get away
>dying is really really bad
…unless you run full quick respawn up gear. dont just throw yourself into the meat grinder, stay alive while also contributing and taking pot shots, or hide and create an ambush. super jump back to base is better than dying. Your team gets wiped and its a huge setback for pretty much every mode. Value your lives, this goes for salmon run too!
Aerospray's suicide charge worked very well for me, taking out the best of element of the opposing team
The aerosgay banzai timmy strategy is not ideal. “trading” is not ideal. You want to hit without getting hit. Once youre dead you cant do anything again. Just because you took out one of their timmies might not actually change the flow of battle. Now if you can somehow banzai their best player (unlikely with your inaccurate short range aerogay and braindead charge forward strategy) then maybe it would be worth it. If you insist on suicide bombing then run comeback and a frick ton of quick respawn.
Oh and charging towards someone with an aerogay, a weapon better suited to turfing, NOT firefights, is basically guaranteed suicide against a half decent player. Might I suggest switching to a weapon better suited to suiciding such as the tetra dualies? Four rolls to charge towards someone, shoots while rolling, great potential with the comeback + quick respawn combo.
> got splatted by aerospray
The golden aerospray’s booyah bomb, maybe. Otherwise no, the aerospray is mostly a joke in combat. Im just trying to give advice to those who seek it. Eventually you have to take a hard look at your favorite weapon and acknowledge its weaknesses. You wont get better fail to understand what makes the other shooters better compared to an aerospray.
> got splatted by a fizzy bomb
> got splatted by Reefshark
I went from the splattershot to this for turfing, I still need to find my weapons for the other gamemodes
> t. gets frustated trying to nail a screw with a hammer
No bad weapon, only bad users
The aerospray is not a bad weapon…for turf wars. There’s a reason it doesnt see a whole lot of use at the highest level of play. Its great at turfing, superbly so, but its actual combat abilities are lacking due to its inaccuracy and poor range. If gold aerospray had a different sub other than sprinkler it might be able to hold its own at higher levels of play. Its not a bad weapon, a good player can use weaker weapons and do well, and it depends on the mode. But the aerospray loses most firefights it will get into, i dont know why this is a controversial statement
I don't know, I've broken into enemy backlines with it, then mangled their chargers with the gold aerospray. I imagine this won't be as easy against an X Rank player, but the weapon has its uses and can be viable. It's just there are better tools elsewhere
>situational awareness
probably should have elaborated. This means understanding the map layouts and knowing when and wear enemies
can come from, having escape routes ready to go, knowing where you’re “safe”, knowing to push when enemy is down or in a weakened state. And knowing not to approach a huge pile of enemy ink as theres likely a ninja virgin out there. Paying attention to which weapon is where is also important. Knowing the range of an eliter is important, stuff like that.
1. Gear doesn't matter that much
2. Pures doesnt automatically mean a "build" is good. You can get pretty meta gear with very minimal effort
> that euphoric moment you get a lasting team with perfect synergy
>multiplayer maps and modes have been updated!
>tfw you have such an sphincter-clenching shift you only realize you'd been holding your breath after the clock ticked to zero
I<3Ireland, ive played with that guy before
Wish I could remember names too, had some of the best team mates ever
>Start my GrizzCo shift, immediately run into Players running away from the Egg Basket, plus one Wave 1 Glowfly round
>Get knocked into Profreshional, they're not much better
>Suddenly discover a Crew that stays near the Basket and correctly uses Specials. Make it right back to Egg VP
>New Crews immediately knock me back to 10/99
Yeah, I'm done with this rotation.
Ha ha, Heavy Splatling goes brrrrr.
You're next, c**t
>Who wants 3 dead Flyfishes?
<Who wants to kill them and have 20 less golden Eggs on the endscreen?
Man I don't give a shit I know my teammates notice when the stinger isn't sniping them from across the map like a grimy Quake 3 pro or the flyfish rocket barrages stop, even if my egg count isn't quite up to snuff.
I care about completing the wave more than statistics and having three active Flyfish is a massive detriment to everyone. That would be the ideal time for the dude with the Killer Wail to pop it though.
> wasting specials on wave 1
If three Flyfish die to my Killer Wail then that's not a waste at all.
Yes motherfricker use your specials.
Not
>I might need it later you never know
>oh I better wait until there's only 20-30 seconds left so everybody has to do a mad scramble to collect eggs
I would rather reach wave 3 without any specials than wiping in wave 1 trying to save them.
>not saving your specials for cohozuna
fricking amateurs
I both do and don't want to know how many people still think like this.
I kneel, ultimate chad.
Rise, my son. We earned those 5 bronze scales.
went too obvious too quickly
You get a special for free during that wave, you know that right?
You also lose a special if you two of them.
*If you have two of them. Gotta stop posting high
If you're trying to bruteforce your way out of danger with specials through Wave 1, then not only will you guarantee that you'll lose less points on Wave 2, but you also have a chance to make it to the safe zone that is Wave 3 and beyond especially if you get free waves like Tornado or Mothership where you wouldn't need to use any specials. However, I will admit, it is shitty seeing people use their specials super early when you're either not in danger or your quota is met (but not in any relative danger). Might be a misclick or something, but still unfortunate regardless.
I'm going to flat out say it. I just don't like Off The Hook songs. They are the weakest of the tree idol groups. For example, Fins In The Air blows out of the water anything from Off the Hook.
The only things Splatoon 2 has over Splatoon 3 are the stages. Splatoon 3 looks nicer, is more user friendly, has a better sinleplayer, and has better music.
I have faith that the fashion in 3 will be fixed over time with updates
True. Splatoon 3 is already better than 2, but the map designs. Why must all maps be hallways? I'm sick of chargers and splatling timmies standing in one place 4 out of the 5 minutes of the match.
They broke Salmon Run though by spiking the difficulty and not balancing the old stages for the new bosses.
Broke you, maybe. Grizzgods love the new difficulty, they should crank it up even higher to send all the go-shitters flying back down to shitfresh where they belong
>t. someone who doesn't play SR
>t. stuck in Profesh +2
Nobody wants salmon run to go back to how it was in 2. The cranked up difficulty is good, but we can go higher
>Nobody wants salmon run to go back to how it was in 2.
Real players do, only trolls like you claim otherwise.
Also I'm EVP and haven't demoted once, it's broken difficulty.
I honesty havent heard anyone besides the ones whining about demoting say they want the difficulty to be cranked down. Literally just demote yourself if you want it to be easier.
Well I'm here to say the difficulty is broken. Even the devs realized it's broken because they nerfed some things like glowflies and Big Shot.
The difficulty is more than fine on the one good Salmon Run stage. I got to EVP 400 on it and still didn't feel that burdened by the difficulty.
And what stage would that be?
Sockeye Station
Why is she so cute, bros?
She got the HLM max badge for Sockeye and designed all the new stages for Splatoon 3
Sockeye Station was designed for the egg throwing and new bosses in mind though.
That mentality is exactly why these games get released so barebones. “Who cares if it’s unfinished and lacking meaningful content, we’ll just release what should’ve been in the base game from the beginning and call it new, it’s genius!”
Oh, don't even get me started on the "fashion". It's terrible. There's barely any decent clothing. In splat 1 I remember buying a new outfit every day for a month. It was so much fun. Nintendo forgot Splatoon is as much about fashion as it is about gameplay. Still, some decent pieces were released with this season, so there's some hope.
Having said that, tryhard have been dressing like shit since the original.
They really phoned it in with the clothing in this game. The new shit is spread way too thin and the old stuff is being held hostage for the seasonal dripfeed which is slow as molasses. We need new shit goddammit, at a much more regular pace
I still can't cope with Splatfest being every other month. We are losing 50% of total Splatfests. What the frick is this? It's not like Big Run fill the gap. Shit probably won't return until April.
I hate the map design so much, why is everything a straight line? Where are the flanks? Why does everything feels so small compared to the Splatoon 2?
You hate the new maps? Okay, here's a returning map for you. We even updated it with modern design philosophies in mind.
The soul... where did it go?
Nogami’s ass inkvacced it
what philosophers we talking about, Nietzsche? because this stage design makes me wanna frickin die
>what philosophers
Philosopher*
Harmony
>all of the new features focus around collecting useless junk from her shop
adds up
>The virgin premature special-waster
>”a-atleast we made it to round 2…”
>ALWAYS busts his specials early, rarely gets the optimal use out of them
>insanely ragequits a comfy team for not using all their specials during the wave one tornado round
>has created multiple tier charts of salmon run specials and written essays on each one
>The CHAD celebratory special user
>forgets he even has specials, complete destructive machine with every weapon so doesnt need them
>he always stays with his team and they never leave him because hes that good
>instinctively rates the specials not on their utility but on how cool they look as a post wave 3 celebration
Which is a better way to celebrate?
>Squidbagging
>Suicide into water
>Use Specials
>Use Specials to suicide into water
All while spamming Booyah!, of course.
>"This Way!"
>Suicide into water
Based "KYS"mind anons
Squidbagging on the podium if your team is good
Using Reefslider into water while spamming "This Way" if your team is bad
am i doing it right?
What weapon?
It'll determine if this is bad or really bad.
i use so many different weapons, i just want to have something general on my favorite clothes
Replace Haunt with Ninja Squid and you're golden
you're spread too thin, 1 sub of everything is pretty pointless. among the utility subs -bomb defense, ink resistance, special saver- most weapons don't even need all 3 of those.
i was considering this
Isn't Haunt pretty damn garbage?
Not anymore. It's got built in Respawn Punisher now.
Huh. I did not know this. I still don't think I'll run it, it is good to know that it's not complete trash anymore. Thanks.
i chose it for OC lore reasons because i am an autistic adult
it got a nice buff
, it was garbage in 2
If you literally only want to run one single outfit this is pretty all encompassing.
thanks. why 3 swim though? do they go a long way?
Swimspeed is crucial for movement. People mostly run them with Ninja Squid to get rid of the swim speed penalty. Being able to flank faster is always important.
god I want Harmony so bad
I want her to be my dead-beat roommate that offers to pay her part of the rent with sex
Isn't that just a wife with extra steps and no children?
Envy is such an ugly sight. Veemos are pure beauty.
Yes, that's what marriage is. It used to benefit both women and men. Now not so much. It's what happens when you remove God from His own rituals. That's why it's important to do the right thing, and to put a ring on your waifu before tapping her.
Inksacs too big
Now that's one cute psychedelic woomy.
I can fix her
Salmon Run is basically not playable 90% of the time due to half the maps being unwinnable without good teams, and the majority of the weapon sets being pathetic
>durrr just carry the team game
Even if you do triple the score of everyone else you’ll still lose on this mode. Players are pathetic on this game
Do people actually believe this?
I play every single rotation with randoms and never really struggle to hit at least the 1200.
If the weapons are nice enough, it's not hard to reach at least EVP 200.
>at the highest level of play sharing with the top 0.5% of players who don’t exist anywhere but there and S+
>bro this is totally fine should have grinded to EVP early on 🙂
Marooners and SG have the same issue with events. If you get the wrong ones your chance of winning plummets dramatically. It’s nowhere near as bad on the other two. Also most of the rotations are trash, there’s two dud guns in most rotation. What are most players gonna do with shit like bamboozler, nozzle or undercover brella? And then there are the effective but hard to use stuff and you’re looking at high chance of wipes.
More like 30% of the time. Marooner's + the weapon sets that are irredeemably bad.
I just want cute inkling bellies and navels
He does it...
I've had more zipcaster kills in my first few matches playing octobrush than I've had total with my 3 star stamper.
There should be a rotation skip feature where when a rotation is so bad as to get >60% skip votes, it automatically switches to the next rotation.
>shitters skipping rotations with good weapons like ballpoint because they're too bad to play them
No.
If you think the rotation is bad, then just skip it yourself. You don't have to play ALL the time. Sometimes I'm even relieved when my playtime is short because I don't feel like playing all that much.
Get gud, young blood.
Is it me or is spawning grounds getting easier?
No, it's still a piece of shit.
Depends heavily on the rotation. Spawning Grounds fricking sucks, but with god-tier weapons it's very manageable.
Sockeye > Fission > Literally not playing Salmon Run > Spawning Grounds > Defending on Tricolor > Marooner's
Where's Big Run Wahoo World?
It's never coming back. Next Big Run is on Mahi Mahi and then Moray Towers
Its true. I regret asking for marooners, its so bad in this game.
For some reason, Spawning Grounds always get the worse weapon rotation. It's always either weapons too difficult for timmies, or shitty weapons.
No, its shit. Docks stinger and grates flyfish RUIN it.
You got lucky with the modes
STOP RUNNING TO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF THE MAP TO KILL FLIP FLOPPERS TOU STUPID Black folk
I WAS KITING THAT SCRAPPER WHY DID YOU HIT IT
WHY DO YOU APE Black folk NEVER LEARN I AM PISSING MY PANTS
Why are you playing this shit rotation and expecting anything better?
What's wrong with the rotation? Pretty solid lineup.
It's got 2 non-shit weapons, one of which is a charger that shitters have trouble using.
Speak through youreself, I like the l3 and the squeezer
Your familiarity with weapons doesn't matter when your teammates will have to use said weapons. Any weapon that the average player sucks at is going to be hellish in Salmon Run because you can't just use that weapon 3 times in a row.
Well yeah. I've seen some things this shift I tell you what.
The only thing I struggle with chargers is the range. You’d think you could shoot up at lids from below nearby but the range actually kind of sucks on most of them
Why do they even let you enter open ranked as a solo player
wasn't too excited about this splatfest. that month in between really slows shit to a crawl that i only realize i keep coming back to play is because of these "seasons" bullshit style battlepasses they present.
same shit with fortnite.
just put in all the clothes and stages from the past games
why can't they do that
> play against asiatics
> lag is so bad every of my actions is delayed
Did Splatoon 3 reduce how much Run Speed Up benefits move speed while shooting? I stacked it in Splat2n to go sanic speed with the Jr, but it doesn't seem to have nearly as much of an effect in Splatoon 3.
what abilities are best for headgear and roller
I already got saver main on body
You should put ninja squid on your shirt slot. It is vital for any rank or mode even if you intend to spend a lot of time out of the ink
Body should be ninja squid
Saver main is only really useful to dynamo, splat and carbon really want swim speed and quick respawn while flingza wants those two and maybe special charge
well its time to switch your body to ninja squid because its required for sharking weapons like rollers and brushes.
It's required for everything with shorter range than a Splattershot Pro that isn't a painting weapon like Reef-lux or Aerospray.
If I was playing spray or sploosh seriously in ranked i would run ninja. Jr usually has sub saver or something else tho
Jr is special because it can do double Splat Bombs with its increased tank capacity. It's the only weapon in the series with said increased tank.
anons what're good subs/main skills for tenta brella
Ink Saver Main is important so you can have more ink in the tank when in fire fights. Tenta Brella is incredibly ink hungry. Other than that, there's no real good skill. Haunt is pretty helpful since you don't need Ninja Squid and Respawn Punisher is risky for such a frontline weapon.
Quick Respawn
Whats' with quick respawn as of late anyway? Doesn't it only proc if you don't kill?
Tenta Brella's main purpose isn't killing but shielding. You use it on things like Blaster Control or Splat Zones as area denial.
makes sense. thanks for the tip.
it also activates when you trade without killing anyone else
Quick respawn, ink saver main, sub power up are probably the most useful. Ink recovery up, swim speed up, and ink saver sub can also help.
what're the best stopping points for these kinds of skills anyway?
Sendou.ink/builds
I've been having comm issues left and fricking right with the game for the past year or so.
It isn't my internet, because I'll be playing an online game on my tablet and have zero issues when i dc from the game.
No other switch game does this either.
>year
Meant week, frick me.
Should I play as a squid or an octoling for the hero mode? Yes I care about this for some reason. This is my first Splat game.
Octolings are the superior race, ignore squigger seethe
> t.
You beat up a bunch of Octarians in the intro to Story Mode, so it's more fitting to play as an Inkling.
they're canonically a squid so i guess go for squid
Okay but imagine a Salmon Run stage with uninkable terrain with ice physics
Salmon Run gamemode with limited ink and limited health
Oh no no no no
>#1 Overall Splatter
>#1 Score Booster
>Three times in a row, only one win because I wiped three guys from the other team and took the rainmaker in overtime
I just want teammates who can do literally anything for themselves
>C- series rainmaker
>2 default banner splatlandian youths on my team
>3 japanese names on the other
>manage to take out all 4 at the sign of first contact
>by some fricking miracle we keep the momentum
>but the homosexual with the rain maker is just standing there spamming shots with it
>have to actively stand at the checkpoint and spam this way
>we all die due to an ultra stamp
>one of the morons on my team with a charger is standing on top of the goal while their team is at mid
>ultrastamped again
>we lose
>im 6-2
>everyone else has zero (0) fricking splats
It's your fault for not escaping low ranks before Christmas. Same with Salmon Run. If you aren't EVP by now, it's hopeless.
I got demoted to profresh 3 today, I dont even wanna find out how bad it is.
> one last game syndrome
Should've stopped
I'm sitting on a full Coho bar but I'm at 10 points left so I'm not playing another game this rotation. Marooner's Bay is not worth it. I should've known better, but I really wanted to see how bad the rotation is.
Don't be seduced by the fish. Stay far away from Matrooner's Bay.
Yeah, really is a bad map for splatoon 3, it just simply doesnt bode well with the spawnrate.
High tide with statics at the end guarded by lines and lines of bosses is just like... I straight up don't understand how they expect you to win.
They didn't. They just ported a map from one game to another without thinking.
bro if i made a fresh acct right now i would be getting 30 splats per game in C- series. Do better, sweetie.
>peep rotations to see what will be on when i start playing tonight
>clams undertow and wahoo
welp. i guess i'm gonna be using the splash o matic
>Playing Clams ever
Not even pro players do this
not true, pros love clams. its the melee of ranked modes.
wtf does that even mean
Thoughts on the Trislosher?
Is anyone else encountering way more DCs in ranked than before? I feel like half the time my team is down at halftime someone quits, regardless of the mode, sometimes even when we're winning and something goes wrong temporarily.
Picked it up on Christmas agter skipping 2 because ????? and I wanna get into into using the N-Zap. I have 2 Questions:
How do I consistently throw out Tacticooler so the majority of my team can benefit when I'm with randos?
When is an N-Zap variant with Sprinkler dropping? The '89 was my beloved back in 1.
No one knows when '89 is dropping, other than SOON. As for Tacticooler, you'll find some randos use it, but those running Ninja Squid builds will never touch it, since it causes a persistent buff to appear on them that the enemy CAN see too.
I take one even if Im running ningger squid. the insane respawn and swimming speed outweight the cons of ninja being negated for 10 seconds or whatever.
If I'm trying to shark someone I probably wont even be near the tacticooler anyway. In general I RARELY ever go out of my way to run back and get the buff, its just counterproductive
>How do I consistently throw out Tacticooler so the majority of my team can benefit when I'm with randos?
I think it depends on where your team is at, as a frontliner on a reachable platformers at the edge or at the beginning of mid is good.
If you have solid control of mid or moving forward obviously you want it a little further up
>Sprinkler
its shit in this game, offensive bombs like suction/torpedo/burst/splat bombs are king in 3.
Tacticooler is best thrown behind the frontlines but not so far back people have to fall back to it super far. You want to be out of range of most long range weapons so you don't get sniped for taking a sip, but you don't want it to be so far back that you're half out of the buff by the time you get back to the frontline.
>plays salmon run for the first time since the splatfest
>gets matched immediately
>first round is going well
>5/6
>sees guy holding the last egg
>he spends the rest of the match killing things and we all fricking lose because he didn’t put the last egg in the basket
THANKS PAL
you only needed 6 eggs???
I'd ask why the frick nobody else killed a boss and grabbed one of those eggs but
>Wave 1 quota: 6
Are you even in Profreshional?
no, i’m in part-timer and trying to rank up because i rarely play this mode.
also they kept dying and it was a trainwreck. i might just play with my friend or something.
6 fricking eggs homie.... Just kill two bosses and throw the eggs to the basket yourself, that is beyond terrible
>Quota
>6
Honestly you could've done that yourself.
Sounds like the average Profresh +2 player.
>Rank Up Series
>Tests how lucky you are with matchmaking, nothing to do with how good you are
should have added a BR
big iron
Who are the israelites of the Splatoon setting?
There aren't any israelites, other than Mr Grizz maybe but he's one of a kind, though the Jellyfish are very bugman-like. They're a hivemind canonically.
>There aren't any israelites
That must be why the setting is so happy. I want to live there.
This this sucked for salmon run. There is never a moment when you should not be shooting and you have to charge this thing for like 3 minutes and the just miss.
>Missing
Sounds like a you problem
I don't really like it, but then I'm not great with it anyway. You have to stick closer to your teammates and hope they take care of the little guys for you because if the salmonids catch you alone you're dead.
What. I love that thing in Salmon Run. It cleanly murders bosses in 1-2 shots. You DO have to rely on your team to be cleaning out mobs, but you should be the boss murderer.
Thoughts?
I really hate the Splatoon ability system. It should've been reworked for Splatoon 3.
How is there still threads for this game? You guys are fricking based
Because the game is _____________fun___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
MPU is returning and Peter Griffin will be in Fortnite.
Boy this SR rotation was hellish. So many timmies barely pulling double digit eggs.
Splatoon makes me angrier than any other game I have played in my life
but I also love it
We all know that feel, bro.
We need one for the ranked player just trying to sleep while Big Run is happening.
>Play open
>Win 6 times in a row and play out of my mind
>Play series
>Lose a shit ton
I’m literally playing against higher ranked players in open because the matchmaking is shit, why does this keep happening
That's just the grind, bro. No one said you'll reach S+ in a day. The adventure is only really over when you give up.
I originally got from A+ to S in season 1 by almost exclusively playing open and like one series so I might just do that again
If I play against people better than me, then that means I’ll get better too right?
Right, you are being tested. The elo thinks you are good enough to play against them. Just keep grinding until you can defeat them, then it will face you against people even better.
Get better at the game, even if the matchmaking is shit reaching S+ is easy.
>can't get a ranked match going
>DC/connection error every damn time
>TW goes through just fine
did u know the armor replica gear has some glow in the dark stuff
Are octobrush players meant to be suicide bombers?
Yes, YES. Frick you, E-Liter! Managed to push the Rainmaker to victory and I got more kills than you, yes!
Based. Dab on those charger timmies. Aim is all they have.
Bad squiddos.
Wasn't sure if you're supposed to read top to bottom or left to right, but they both make sense.
Both
Oh, no! Mischievous Inklings attract Octo Girls!
Squid abuse.
That seems like it'd be a much less effective method of punishment to something that doesn't have a skull.
>moron teammates don't immediately rush mid with me on Mahi Mahi
>we lose mid because I'm going in 2v1
>Splatling holds us down the whole match
>We lose
I hope you fricks learned your lesson.
OK, but why did you bring the Explosher for Rainmaker on Mako Mart?
Where's Agent 4?
Tied to the back of the head.
At School, valuing a proper education and thier future. Tower Control and GrizzCo can't pay the bills forever.
>GrizzCo can't pay the bills forever.
Lies and slander
I want a new Splatling.
I really want a splatling that works like miniguns normally do in games where it doesn't need to charge but rather revs up and slowly shoots faster and faster as you hold down the button
I can't wait for the DLC where we find out what 4 and 8 have been up to.
I can't get out of the lower tier of s+. shitters everywhere, I get top splats more than not but my teammates are still learning how to play the objective and run some sensible abilities. I feel like I carry but maybe it's just not enough
You're going to have to get on a mic with at least one other homosexual from here. Even if he's shit, the least of amount of teamwork and coordination goes a long way. the other team is already doing it.
It's been so long since I last got a golden scale, I don't remember what do they look like.
I rarely ever get silver scales. It took me 2 months to get the 30 for the blue suit.
Add a phrase for left and right dpad
"I'll service the enemy team when we lose"
"Protect The Egg Basket!" and "Use Your Special!
Retreat and Hold
left pad: kys
right pad: Zzz
"Scatter" and "push the objective"
>Black person!
>Cope!
>Don't let them win!
>uh oh stinky!
>EGGS! NOW!
>Retreat!
Feel free to replace Eggs with whatever the objective is in any other mode.
"Bully that Charger!"
>Nice!
>Cool!
Booyah actually is Nice in Japan.
They're on the right/on the left/behind us/open the map, dumbass
>Pee on me!
>I love you!
>You're cute!
>You make this team really wholesome!
>Cool!
>Joli!
>Squid Party!
>UOOH
go back to redit, holy shit
please post in the /vg/ thread... i'm begging you...
No, no I don't think I will
Maybe when the New Season starts
Frick no, that place is a cesspit
Finally got the Annaki badge.
I think I can reasonably get the Barazushi and Enperry ones soon, but the others will have to wait until the next Splatfest or season, whatever comes first.
looked at all the images itt
didn't read a single post
so long squiggers
Starting to really hate Marooner's Bay. I remember really liking it in 2, but I don't know what the problem is. Unless we get an easy wave my team always fails on wave 2.
Salmon Run in Splatoon 2 was baby mode. Max difficulty was lower than EVP's difficulty. Marooner's Bay was always shit, but when you only had to deal with like 3 bosses every 15 seconds instead of 5, it was much easier to deal with.
Fishsticks, Slammin' Lids and Big Shots can also make things go south even more quickly now.
Flipper Flopper tries his hardest.
Big Shots bnefit the most from this stage because the boat is the highest point and waves can travel everywhere with ease
Inking your feet while you're being targeted by other bosses makes it a threat, especially in high tide
I remember it being shit even in 2. Even 15 eggs wave 1 is difficult when morons rush the stern on normal tide.
I'm new and having fun, I need to git gud with chargers, should I try the Slosher or the Tri Stringer next?
I swear TriStringer is a stealth Charger because of the ridiculous kills you can get with it
Tri Stringer is a harder to use Charger that can actually ink. Slosher is a very basic weapon. It's honestly outclassed by the other Slosher-class weapons in every way.
How do I explosher tower control? I struggle to hit anyone on the towre
Here's your February splatfest bro
With a 65% - 10% - 25% popularity ratio
Guess I'm siding with Shiver on that one
>Frye
>Meta Knight
Shiver's biggest popularity gimmick is how hard she tries to look elegant and cool, she'd be fricking slobbering on that MK dick.
>popularity gimmick
meant personality gimmick, whoops
Well that's unfortunate because they will always do things in the order you would expect, e.g. rock paper scissors
Kirby not being the first option is wrong. They can literally make the idols like whatever they want anyway like sweet with Frye
I love you
Black folk?
Only clam enjoyers may respond to my post.
Used to hate it, but I've come around a bit after realizing that I needed to play like 80:20 offense to defense to win.
Best mode, but I still don't feel ready to play series
Ninja Squid's effect is too powerful. It changes the game too much and can't be balanced. It should just be removed from the game.
It's surprisingly easy to counter if you know what to look for, probably why it almost never gets run in pro games.
You can see the lines in the ink, Anon. It's VERY easy to counter. Slow swimming is actually scarier since you leave NOTHING behind.
cancer
Okay so I beat hazard level max and the store still hasn't unlocked everything. I was told that the store unlocks everything when you beat max. I saved my sheckles for this. I have thousands of copper, hundreds of silver, and dozens of gold. What do I sneed to do?
Buy slop suits
But I was told beating hazard level max would unlock everything. Thought I'd save a few sheckles.
congrats, you poor, insane bastard. You can practically buy out the store effortlessly now.
I may be insane, but I'm also moronic and autistic. So tell me, do I need to get 999 or something? I'm not going to get israeliteed by the company store. I want to buy what I want, not just to unlock things.
Reaching max is mainly for the badge, doesn't unlock anything
Well shoot. Guess I was sold a myth.
save as much gold as you can to get the goldie statue
you'll need 180 for all the gold stuff
It'll go on sale digitally soon guys. One day..
>SR
>7 loses in a row
what is wrong with me
Marooner's is rough, man
You know why they call it Matrooners gay right? Shit will leave you so buttfrustrated it will have you questioning your sexuality by the end of it
Marooners made me a femboy
Yass hon
for me it made me dilate, been dilating ever since. As they say “better to dilate than demote”
Marooner's makes me so mad I want to stick a cucumber up my ass.
just lure
rank? name?
I never fully understood how the gear system works, even back in S1. Combined with my lack of fashion sense, I’ve always felt like I’m missing something. Same thing with the food, do I save it for something or just go for it?
https://twitter.com/mocamocaink/status/1613776518328750080
What’s a worse feeling;
Losing do to someone one your team disconnecting
or
Losing despite someone on the other team disconnecting
>Losing despite someone on the other team disconnecting
thats a good thing though. it means you got to game the horrible matchmaking once
In case you ever wondered what splatoon discourse is like among the zoomers.
Someone should keep Cuttlefish away from Squidbook
Sounds like something a Ganker poster would make
I am hyped as frick for that G Charger rotation.
Never used the grizz charger before. Any tips?
It has perfect accuracy and always fires full charges. You can do sick 360 no scopes on Steelheads and BTFO hordes of enemies instantly. It's fun as frick.
How many shots until you're empty
7-8
Don't spam shots too much, it's obscenely strong but eats ink like a motherfricker.
Fun game. But doubling down on esports is always a mistake. The odor of these Black folk metaphysically repels anyone that might start getting interested. They reap what they've sown. It's a cute casual 'shooter'. It was never meant to be super serious. It's still a great game in spurts but you're never going to have any meaningful camaraderie with the groomer homos that infest the western community. I'll always cherish my Splatoon 1 and early Splatoon 2 days. Some of the best times I had playing a console shooter.
>But doubling down on esports is always a mistake
what are you talking about
it's a chatbot post, just ignore it