Splatoon 3

ATTENTION ALL GRIZZCO EMPLOYEES:
HORRORBOROS SHIFT IN 30 BINGS
>Gone Fission
>Trislosher, Nova, Dynamo, .96 gal
What we thinking boys?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I suck at using the dynamo roller in Salmon Run, but the other weapons are good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just roll over stuff -> You can inch forward and kill everything in your path while saving on ink, roll slowwwwly.
      >Stand still and don't move with the roller down to recharge your ink. Can be faster than the traditional way of recharging, watch the ink gauge on your life jacket
      >Use the jumping flick for grillers
      >Can just straight up roll over most bosses by bumping them a couple of times, or flick then bump.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>>Use the jumping flick for grillers
        Jumping flick for ***steelheads. No idea why I said grillers. Basically jumping flick gives you more range and a concentrated vertical attack. It's very powerful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still and don't move with the roller down to recharge your ink. Can be faster than the traditional way of recharging, watch the ink gauge on your life jacket
        Oh that's clever. I often got killed recharging then flicking, wasting the meager ink I just recharged before being able to stand ground again.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo game
    >has a general on Ganker
    Many such cases!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >backseat janny
      >does it for free
      >checks his spam box folder daily - still no acceptance email
      many, MANY such cases!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it's Friday.
      The fimatsu threads can't hurt you for another week.

      https://i.imgur.com/vySS7ma.png

      ATTENTION ALL GRIZZCO EMPLOYEES:
      HORRORBOROS SHIFT IN 30 BINGS
      >Gone Fission
      >Trislosher, Nova, Dynamo, .96 gal
      What we thinking boys?

      It seems very solid to me frankly. Will be some good shifts with Ganker.
      Any table turf pros around? Anyone make good decks for lv3 cpus?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gonna go cry in the FFXIV threads, too? Any and all franchises that have generals on /vg/ aren't allowed to have threads on Ganker, after all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we didnt have a thread up all day, calm down anti-video games poster

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there were several but they quickly archived

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgot to reach 1200 points this rotation.
    I'll work harder next time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have < 30 minutes. It's possible to get it, or close to it at least

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lazy daughter. Worst daughter.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like every match I play, I'm the only person with an X rank badge. Now I really feel like I'm surrounded by timmies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The season just started like 10 days ago. Not everyone has gotten around to the X grind yet. What do you need to get that badge and convince me why I should rank up to S+ again right now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not everyone has gotten around to the X grind yet
        The X rank badge is for people that got top 3000 or higher in X rank last season.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting.
          I unlocked X rank near the very end of last season just due to me not really prioritizing ranked mode. Top 3,000 worldwide? That sounds like it's pretty hard to get.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure it's top 3000 for whatever region you picked when you entered X for the season.
            It's not too hard to get the green one. I only got my ranking on 3/4 of the modes last season and still got it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Correction, it WAS not too hard last season because nobody knew there was a badge as reward so not everyone was trying hard for most of the season.
              Now the competition is going to be much more fierce I bet especially near the end of the season.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Top 3k is participation badge tier

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Probably balanced for the jp servers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wtf is this? i cant read ching chong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't need to have to read it, but for reference for the text and placements, here was my own end of season card

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why is it called Gachi Area?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "Competitive area"
                "Competitive watchtower"
                "Competitive tiger-carp-sea-monster"
                "Competitive Lajonkairia lajonkairii clam"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gachi means "for real" "for serious"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FUCK YOU

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll rank up soon. Once I stop being lazy. People are returning to S+ rank currently. Only those who bothered to rank up to S+10 are playing X battle.

        Fellas, you had to be good at X Rank LAST SEASON to have a badge for it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...anyone seen any Gold X'ers before?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've only seen green badges. And, like, once every three matches or so.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What X ranking are you?
              I imagine it's gonna be even tougher to get that badge this season if you haven't already now that there's something to compete for.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1800 something. Yeah, this season is going to be a grind.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, I'll see what I can do. It only took me a day or two to go from S to S+ last time so if I stop being lazy like the other shiverbro I might have a chance.

                Question: How dominant is Kraken in X battles at the moment? I've heard a lot of fuss about it but I wanna hear from people in the higher levels

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Timmies are getting filtered by Kraken are being exposed as never playing Splat 1. Just don't contest him. Run away. Give up the tower, you won't beat him. The only way to beat him is never letting him get close to the tower.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                noted, thx

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did Kraken rule Towers back in Splat 1?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was so many other broken bullshit it did not, much like today. Still, Kraken players will get double and triple kills every now and then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot to add that there's nothing you can do to stop Kraken from getting those kills lmao. You will get ambushed by a ninja Kraken.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Killer whail subtlely takes up 1/2 of walleye and awana mall in your path
                I miss it. I really do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. You could super jump with Kraken too so you'd get people jumping to the tower in Kraken form with nothing you could do to get them off.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I miss splashing down krakens in the tower out of pure desperation. Bring back Splashdown, fuck balance.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I miss splashing down krakens
                Kraken and Splashdown have never been in the same game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >splashing down krakens
                ??????????

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing in splat 1 was that towers didn't destroy splash walls, and the splash wall was taller than the tower.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I keep running into green X'ers in A+ matches every so often, and in every fucking rank up match lmao, I'm never getting out of this hell

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only came across a couple during turf when the update dropped

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Actually I remember, one was 'Luke!' and the other was 'SB-bran' I think

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Kampfart

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just doing placements got me at around 4000
          >they didn't tell us about these badges last season so I didn't bother playing more
          sucks, but I guess I'll grind for the green one this season, it looks pretty nice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I will never ever get that gold one to match my other shit
          this hurts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Top 10 is ridiculous. It should have been top 1,000 for gold, 5,000 for silver, and 10,000 for green.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At minimum top 100.
              Top ten is just ensuring the same nolifing fags always get it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll rank up soon. Once I stop being lazy. People are returning to S+ rank currently. Only those who bothered to rank up to S+10 are playing X battle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather be surrounded by titties.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me too, but alas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never bothered to play X. I might go for a badge this season after Easter has passed. How much work is it for the badge? Isn't it Top 3000 X players or somthing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >got my wife's badge today
        I'll wear is proud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy draws good stuff

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do cephalopods need boobies, they're not mammals and don't feed their young milk.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because the magic crystals compel them to emulate humans as much as possible

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grizz is putting chemicals in the drinking water

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's an egg-obsessed bear, why would he give squids and octos titties?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because that's a mammalian trait, duh

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Mammaries are a defining characteristic of mammals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you weren't a scrub playing the meta like every other skilless scrub then maybe you wouldn't have put your sorry ass in that predicament

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is Explosher meta? Because that's what I used

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you used it for Splat Zone then yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too easy to get the basic x badge so I don't bother equipping it
      If I got the top 500 one then sure but until then it's just mr coco and annaki

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I had known we'd be getting a participation trophy I would have bothered to at least calculate my X power lmao. I got into S+ then didnt play X at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reached Rank B+

      Enough Rank Mode for me this Season.
      Back to Gacha Salmon Run Dailys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, but alas.

      Where's the turf war room?

      This guy draws good stuff

      Marie? More like Mammarie.

      INKSACS
      TOO
      BIG

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's always the same three people who all que alone at the same time instead of playing together.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any SR rooms for the new rotation?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon lobby up, get in here squiggers

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hosting SR, ign TTT.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs lads.
      We got the shittiest Fug spawns ever, but everything else was incredibly smooth.

      Well shit.
      I was freelancing and joined your lobby entirely by chance.
      I really shit the bed on the 2nd glowfly wave we got, but is it cool if I send a friend invite?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, fucking thank you. Got home early almost 2 hours ago with intentions of getting to at least 400 VP on spawning ground since I managed to get to 310 last night. Was going great until stupid gays wiped wave 1. Thank god some based randos helped and I jumped to 410 literally at the last game. Thought I was going to pop a blood vessel there. Octo daughter best daughter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      join me, I got a spot left anon.
      FangFox.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What? Kraken and splashdown were in 1 together. Right? Am I mixing my memories?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fuck, you are right. I swear it was in 1. Was there something similar? My memories are leaving me ;_;

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bomb Rush
        >Bubbler
        >Echolocator
        >Inkstrike
        >Inkzooka
        >Killer Wail
        >Kraken
        Which of these is remotely sililar to Splashdown?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bubble maybe. There wasn't anything like splashdown in 1.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the downed squid
      topkek, i love military spurdos
      >dude what gamemode eveen is this

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horroboros is actually pretty nice on Hydroplant even at hightide.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't normally talk bad about teams that gave me really good games that averaged around 130 eggs, but damn these guys could not stop dying. 6 deaths minimum for two of them. I get the feeling that if me and the other guy weren't around these wouldn't have gone over very well. Still, wins are wins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta take risks to rake in the eggs, squigga.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Octo girl ponytail is so good, but nobody uses it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ponytail is unironically my favorite hairstyle for octo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite is afro, but ponytail for girls.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For those worried about Sockeye's health it'll make a comeback on the 17th.

    With Big Swig AND Goo Tuber

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this rollers. It's so slow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is a miserable experience if you don't know how to use it but at least it makes glowflies super easy, unless people still do the wall method which I sitll dislike.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The strength of the dynamo is that you can 1-shot cohocks by rolling over them. If you find yourself running out of ink too quickly, consider simply standing still with the roller down. So long as you're not moving, you will begin regenerating ink, and don't have to waste time and a shitload of ink having to redeploy your roller. I tend to use dynamo primarily for trash focus for this reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use everything primarily for taking out trash.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good lad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More people need to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So long as you're not moving, you will begin regenerating ink
        now this is a game changer.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dynamo flicks and 96 do infact rape Fug btw.
    Just make sure trislosh and nova are on clean up.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs lads.
    We got the shittiest Fug spawns ever, but everything else was incredibly smooth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its impossible to climb in SM as freelance, literally impossible, no matter how good you are, no matter if you never die and make big plays.

      There
      is
      always
      some
      retard
      that
      DC
      or
      fucking
      dies 10 times and never care about the eggs.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What in the fuck were you retards doing? Just fucking lead the grillers so others can shoot the tails.
    STOP FUCKING FLIP FLOPPING AND MAKING IT SPIN!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fug
    what?
    also, the pool code is PoolsClosed, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horrorboros.
      The new Salmon King.

      What even started this meme? Been so long I forgot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flug is the german word for flying. Fug is a funny spurdo meme.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yuh I figured fiug had relation to the spurdo meme, I just couldn't recall why rayquaza got put along side it.
          So thanks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, the pool doesn't recognize capital letters so poolsclosed PoolsClosed same thing

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dynamo
    Can't wait to get off work to go to work

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BOMBS AWAAA-- ACK!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only one more silver for my shartsuit lads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      congrats you poopoo squid.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the turf war room?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how sweaty are turf war rooms? play to win or have fun?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good rotation
    >internet is down

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a turf war room, come join

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUGGED FUCKED
    AWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BITCHHHHHHHHH!
    10 BRONZE
    2 SILVER
    1 GOLD
    TASTY!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gg SR Bros. Gold scales for all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does everyone get the same scales?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. The whole team gets the same rewards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes thankfully.
        Fangfox room is back up. Going for one more fug.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will cost 333 gold scales

    Thank god. That makes my CD-Store Apron a possible Silver Scale reward.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do hope its expensive but not that expensive. If it was just 10 silver or whatever every gay with the single player badges would be running around with it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not unless gold gets higher rates.
      I'm sitting on 26 now plus I spent like 15 or so.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it’s cool if it’s that expensive. Otherwise it would have little value to own
        Honestly don’t get why people complain about expensive shop rewards, not like it’s impossible. Literally just git gud

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've got some 200 or so hours in and only earned like 40-45 golds.
          No I don't want to grind 3000 hours just to get a hat.
          Fuck you.
          The rates need increasing if we are going to keep getting 200, 400, 600+ silvers or golds.
          I clear king fine but the time investment isn't worth it nor necessary.
          The eternal grind bs is one of the few things that drags 3 down.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No I don't want to grind 3000 hours just to get a hat.
            >Fuck you.
            >The rates need increasing if we are going to keep getting 200, 400, 600+ silvers or golds.

            Goyim... Goyim... GOIYIM
            SHALOM GOYIM MY FRIEND.

            For Only 5 Bucks, you get 10 Minutes Gold Scales increase (0,6%).

            Buy?
            BUY?
            WHAT ARE YOU? POOR????

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      33 gold is as high as I would go.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Frienship Bracelet will either be heinously cheap or heinously expensive with no in between.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        999 gold or bust

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Degenerates had better start saving up now

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      throwing back brewskis with Agent 3!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The captain says they're gonna bust you upside the head with a bottle if you buy this expensive Modelo shit and not the cheap shit.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game should give me a badge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For what, being a degenerate?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With all the grindy ass badges in this game surely you've unlocked SOMETHING to show for your playtime. A 5 star weapon badge, SR badges, brand badges, X rank, surely you have something...right??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have the s+ badge, a 999, hlm, big run 5%. Next are the bottom 2 x badges

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have at 122 badges now. just counted it today

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fangfox 1/4
    evp240 with 3/5 salmon bar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's there to drink at the salmon bar?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got disconnected
    fuck off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we didn't get fug it's fine anon. just rejoin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My meter was full so you would've gotten it.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Funny image.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm opening a room, join Noble

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      salmon run btw

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Comm error
    rip

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good pic

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ggs. I'll be up for more SR later.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever gets the 92 in the whoreoboro round
    DO NOTHING BUT SHOOT HIS FACE
    You have the best weapon to do this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing I have the 96 instead of the 92, then. I'll go kill bosses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even better than Splattershot Pro?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure he meant for the rotaton.
        As hydra is going to be fug rape.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8 copper 4 silver not bad at all.
    >this way with bucket has you flail it like a retard
    CUTE
    U
    T
    E

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have to go gg

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be stuck in S rank forever. Even when I win full series, by the time I get to the rank up battle, the game gives me the fucking worst match-ups. I just want to get back to X rank.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the turf war rooms

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    noooo that was an easy boros kill. ggs guys

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start rank up series 0-2
    >win next two
    >lose last one in overtime
    Fucking demoralizing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The shitters never stop.
      How did these twats get so high up?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gg guys, too bad we didn't beat fug

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's waste our Killer wail in the final 2 seconds of wave 2 despite everything being fine
    >Let's waste our Ink Strike on the first steelhead that appears in Wave 3 despite everything being fine
    >Let's NOT use our last Killer Wail when we're 20 eggs behind quota with 30 seconds to go and Flyfish are everywhere

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yippity yikes holms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EVP 400 lobby last night
      >we barely scraped by on quota
      >moron starts throwing booyahs after time expires

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just need one more silver for my shartsuit and these fuckers can't pass wave 3 to clear their life. Not PoolsClosed GODS, randos mind you. 140 EVPish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you barely scraped by he was probably turning in game winning eggs which he couldnt be doing if he's wasting time using a special just to use it. Specials are situational if the situation doesn't present itself you shouldn't use it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is the most retarded post i've ever read
          t. 999 badge haver

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, I'm sure at no point in the 300 seconds of gameplay we had would a Booyah have been useful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you barely scraped by he was probably turning in game winning eggs
          Im not that guy but Im gonna assume someone whos barely scrapping by and forgetting to pop one of the most useful specials in SR isnt the brightest
          >Specials are situational if the situation doesn't present itself you shouldn't use it.
          Even using it to take out some statics is a good useage of Booyah Bomb. You use them when you see potential for overcrowding around the basket to happen, not that some of them cant work as such but specifically saving your specials as panic buttons (especially shit like tri strike and crab) is shitter tier behavior. I dont even know how many times I've seen a retard panic button tri strike only to die before he's even gotten 2 of the bombs thrown.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Randos wasting specials on Mothership
    why
    it happens almost half the time
    what compels people do this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd typicall say
      >inkbrush
      >sploosh
      >dapples
      but obvious not relevant here.
      Every weapon is good for knocking it off.
      So idk...Big Run mind set ingrained?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no rotation where you should ever be wasting a special on mothership unless its wave 3. It sucks eggs so fucking slow and on most maps you should have anywhere to a few extra to like 10+ over quota by the end anyway.

        >Randos wasting specials on Mothership
        why
        it happens almost half the time
        what compels people do this

        I will never understand the retards wasting their specials on free waves like ship and mudmouths when they can barely scrape through normal boss waves.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NT Mothership on Marooner's can be a bit tricky if the rest of the team refuses to leave the boat. That's the only time I'd understand using a special. Even in that scenario, it's rare to need a special since it'll probably only save you from losing one egg vs just using weapons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're literally only typing this because you lost NT mothership on marooner's bay.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do you die NINE TIMES YOU STUPID SQUIGGER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go play solo then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was playing solo shittard, way to expose yourself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely fucking baited.
        Get rekted gay.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played about five hours of this shit today, dunno why but I've been getting back into it hard since the new season. I almost quit entirely during the last season but I guess I just like more of the shit they added this time around. Way behind on the grinds now though compared to most people.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're dead, hairball, I don't listen to dead people.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fucking kidding me. Stupid goddamn retards couldn’t finish off boris

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give me the borros spawn

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're the Dynamo please stay in position, dont pop your special unless its wave breaker or wail, unless you're using a BBomb to neutralize the rush
    If you're not the dynamo, pre-shoot the fucking Goldies so they die the moment they touch the roller. Ignore the chum. If you're targetted by the flies then you can jump to other angles to help ease the load even more for about 10 seconds before they have the potential to start aggro'ing you again
    Its amazing how people fuck up glowflies even though rollers are supposed to make them free as fuck

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dawn, I know you weren't in the pool, but god damn use your FUCKING Wavebreaker. We could have killed Fug if you just used the damn thing.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marie? More like Mammarie.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Callie>Marie
    Pearl>Marina
    Shiver<Frye>Big Man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, an Anon who's correct in every way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong
      Wrong
      Right Wrong

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >failed to kill boros
    Trying my best bot to tell you to fuck off. Good shifts otherwise

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Drop for the uh, drop. Shame we couldn't kill horo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, annoying end, but fun stuff. Thanks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're welcome Salmon warrior, You helped get me back up to EVP 300 after a rough night of retarded randos.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would anyone be interested in throwing shifts to get to Horror quickly to farm scales? I’m 300 EVP, and I’m not going for max, so I might as well churn it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, fuck you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Manifesting myself into your lobbies to throw anyway 🙂

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, most of my losses last rotation were from playing on PoolsClosed. like I'm not even trying to be epic style, its just the truth. FL was better than Poolsclosed

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when bosses are retreating after a waves over, does killing them count for the badges

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that metal slug?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extra wave
    >get dynamo roller
    >it's horrorboros
    fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good. flick the bomb or kill yoursefl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flicking the bomb is killing yourself with the braindead teams in freelance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop blaming your teammates, you suck

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quit defending retards in a team game, retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Defend the 96 (if they're shooting at the bomb)

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been using the Reeflux in Turf Warm once you learn to actually shoot squiggas with it it's a load of fun. You just know they're seething on the other side when they die to it too.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This rotation is amazing. Easily got to 400 on freelance, will aim for 600 tomorrow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >freelance
      How?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >6181 power eggs in a single shift
        How the fuck? Did you get 3 cohock waves or something?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There was a bug where using a dynamo on gushers gave you thousands of power eggs. I thought they fixed it though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One cohocks and one glowies with dynamo. God I could do glowies all day long with dynamo, but I don't ever want to use it for anything else.

          Hi retard

          Hi, you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi retard

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone thinks you are fresh

    Hehe... hehehe... hehehehehehe

    Thank I anon I luv u

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay squiggers

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not sure if there's an opponent in the area
    >Just put down a beakon and check the map
    I love beakons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing since 1 and never knew of thise function what

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe they make it able to track nearby opponents at some point during 2
        But no one fucking uses beakons but me so I don't blame you for not knowing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember this ever being a thing or seeing it mentioned anywhere, ever. It's not even on the wiki.

          I'm not necessarily doubting you, but if you're telling the truth, how the fuck has this flown so completely under the radar?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Really isn't on the wiki
            >Nothing comes up if I search it
            Making me feel like I'm crazy even though I've known this to be a fact for years
            Here, I played a turf war match to get a demonstration. Tracking those two players who haven't engaged anyone yet until the one dude destroyed the beakon a millisecond later.
            I don't know why the wiki doesn't mention this but I assume people just don't know it since as I said no one uses beakons. They added this to buff beakons, so you'll know if an opponent is just sitting there waiting for someone to jump in or is currently looking to destroy it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't remember this ever being a thing or seeing it mentioned anywhere, ever. It's not even on the wiki.

              I'm not necessarily doubting you, but if you're telling the truth, how the fuck has this flown so completely under the radar?

              I believe they make it able to track nearby opponents at some point during 2
              But no one fucking uses beakons but me so I don't blame you for not knowing

              I got a kill thanks to it yesterday!
              If more people knew about it, kits like the Sploosh Neo would become more useful
              Random people would be checking their map more often when there are beacons on the battlefield.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao that duelie user panicked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God I wish I was that fan

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What an unusual desire.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fug
    >Get 96
    >Start shooting it
    >Getting Stinger'd
    >Go take care of the Stinger
    >Back to shooting it
    >It launches a bomb at me
    >Spend time avoiding it
    >Gotta reposition to keep shooting it
    >Get on a Fish Stick for a better position
    >Everyone's dead
    >Gotta jump down and revive
    >Keep shooting it
    >Throws bomb, gotta wait for it to produce another one
    >25% hp remaining
    Goddamn it that was frustrating.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone think it's kinda cute how hitting Boros on his body makes that portion of the body twitch?

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    X-moronS PLEASE GO FROM A+ MATCHES NOBODY IS IMPRESSED WITH YOUR SHIT HERE

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sr 1/4
    milfblitzr

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get grouped up with a pretty good team
    >We keep getting free night waves
    >One shift had 2 cannon waves. Another had 2 tornadoes
    I mean, cool. But what a waste of this nice team I got

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://exhentai.org/g/2489003/863069ed99/

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    squid gamers be like

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even a dragon falls against the mighty tri-slosher

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, neat. I don't know why, but I thought the thread would be dead by the time I got back.

      I am incredibly happy to have this info.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        considering reefslider one shots stinger, I guessed it would reach high enough

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really thought I'd have cleared out all the shops by now. Getting all the gear is actually draining my cash flow. Maybe I shouldn't have done like 15 gacha rolls at the beginning of the season.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this rotation is so easy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a nice break from Big Run

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me when CB mahi mahi

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >equip MVPleased
    >my little veemo smiling and jumping for joy
    My heart was not sufficiently prepared for such concentrated levels of HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Makes up for my latest team not being able to stay alive for more than 5 fucking seconds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlocked that day 2 and knew you’d love it out of all people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fail wave 3 by 2 eggs because I was the only one trying to get eggs in the basket and everyone had fucked off
        What the HELL were you dipshits doing. I already had to take care of all the flyfish and stingers myself, anyway.

        I didn't think the waving one could be surpassed, but they exceeded my expectations.

        There, your baby mode map is finally coming back. Will you stop whining and complaining now?

        >big swig, goo tuber, and aerospray all in one loadout
        I wasn't complaining until now. Whose fucking bright idea was this? Also, baby map? I'd consider Gone Fission the easiest one of the lot. Sockeye just encourages a lot of shitter habits.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There, your baby mode map is finally coming back. Will you stop whining and complaining now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that big swig
      if so I will complain

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just swing it to kill lessers and put it in front of you to win glowflies for free. dont be a baby

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its good for one special round, it sucks, literally every shooter and splatling clears lessers better and faster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate these weapons. More damage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely dogshit set

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you retards only play salmon run or what

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people want league battle back, anarchy open isn't the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well multiplayer's kinda in a shit state so we don't have much choice, it's also massively improved from the last game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I rarely do personally but even in 2 it was mostly SR posting in these threads, I don't know why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these people hate pvp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not true, I at least made it to S+0 in the first 2 seasons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are such a jealous little fag. Im an X ranker squigger but I just love Salmon Run. No one “hates” PVP just because they dont want to join your shit turd wars lobby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theres only so many hours to play splatoon. I cant do everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Id buy splatoon 4 tomorrow if it was just salmon run

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get explosher
    >No Flyfish to kill
    >Get Dynamo
    >No steelheads to snipe
    i want to have fun again

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck me, I completely forgot that fug was the boss this shift until it showed up. Could barely do shit to it, too, because I got dynamo. Still managed to just barely kill it. Got the fug badge, too. I can't wait to get the silver a year from now because the game will juggle between it, coho, and whatever other bosses get added in the meanwhile.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for a fug rotation with hydra and that's an easy 10 kills at least. Right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is the happiest map change has ever made me. We won that game, but only barely. All 3 of them kept killing everything at the goddamn shore, and there were two low tides. One a fog.

        I didn't get lucky enough for that to happen in big run, but I did get crab tank a few times. it was wonderful.

        It took me like 5 months to get the coho silver, Im never getting fug silver let alone any more kings they add

        I barely got it like a month or two ago. I'm never, ever getting gold fatass. Silver fug will probably be sometime in 2024.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It took me like 5 months to get the coho silver, Im never getting fug silver let alone any more kings they add

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every wave was down to the wire goddamn. It shouldn't be this tight. We did have some shitty spawns though

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't you in PoolsClosed, octodaughter-anon? I swear I played with everyone by now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >really good team
      >disconnect in the lobby
      Every fucking time. Meanwhile I can never get away from the ones who annoy me.

      I am, I just usually get home and play after most people are done. I've played with a couple of anons, but not many.

      Why do you call it Fug?

      >he doesn't know

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you call it Fug?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What. The. Fuck. Did you just discover Ganker 2 days ago?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >really good team
        >disconnect in the lobby
        Every fucking time. Meanwhile I can never get away from the ones who annoy me.

        I am, I just usually get home and play after most people are done. I've played with a couple of anons, but not many.

        [...]
        >he doesn't know

        I only know "fug" as reference to Spurdo, but I don't see how that's related to Horrorboros at all

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker meme with Rayquaza. You're welcome

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fug transcended vp in the early 2010s

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Youre new

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rayquaza has been called fug since around 2014. It's almost a decade old.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fail wave 3 because I spent the entire game with stingers, maws, and scrappers on my ass
    >all I had was dynamo
    Son of a BITCH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      many such cases

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pop crab tank for fug's bomb
        >immediately get eaten by two maws
        Fucking hell

        I do not understand the almost pathological urge to ignore scrappers. I can at least get the stinger thing because there's the "it's not my problem" thing. But I have seen people just ignore scrappers that were either on their ass or just got off their ass and it's like they don't exist. I've had three scrappers on my ass in the past with a damn charger in front of the entire goddamn team and no one helps. No one ever helps.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's probably because scrappers are usually an easy enough one man job, probably just see a squid and scrapper and think eh I have more important shit to deal with without realising their teammate needs support

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lose high tide glowflies at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND
            Son of a bitch, and we'd just barely gotten the quota.

            Well it's a shitty fucking attitude and it needs to stop. If I see a teammate in trouble then they need help, no two buts about it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You want to stay lowest platform near the basket (opposite side of the ones with the walk over grate)
              Have the dynamo just put the roller down at the ramp part and let all the salmon die running into it.
              Remember to give them cover when they recharge the ink and have one person dunk eggs. If they get glowflied and die, just revive them and let them continue to dunk.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can not even begin to count how many games I've saved with that jumping dynamo flick onto steelheads. It's crazy. Fug is satisfying as fuck to fight, popping his booyah is something else.

                This ain't my first rodeo, we were doing that. Sadly, the dynamo user was just dying too fast and everyone was panicking. One guy had both wave breakers and they were both gone in like 20 seconds. Just people running around like crazy, it was sad to see. All I had was reefslider.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >threw booyah bomb too early and got hit by steelhead bomb right as i landed
    oh god i fucked that up p bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least you didn't throw it into the water like I have

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the run. my luck must have been really bad so time for a break...

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still there ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm up then
          you make the room ?

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more than a minute until it started
    This does not bode well for the connection.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, you guys are alright. Shame I was the only one who died, even if it was once.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there no girls here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        girls aren't real

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its real to me

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been playing a bit more lately
    >Got those stickers u can put in your name and reached rank C last night
    Booyah

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I thought we were screwed that last wave.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aw, I thought we were guaranteed a fug that one. It went so well, too.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Splatoon was on PC tbh. Imagine the high-skill ceiling players and what retarded shit they could pull off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care reddit frog

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *takes a stinky shit on you*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >High skill ceiling
      >Pc
      Lol, everyone cheats on PC.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        splatfest discussions are already retarded enough, I don't need to add arguments about fake/bot votes or cheating

        This is console cope, come on.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean no, no it’s not. Some online games have upwards of half the playerbase cheating, many prominent streamers get caught cheating all the damn time. That’s one of the few good things about switch online being locked down, at least you dont have to worry about cheating, aimbots, etc. No aim assist unlike other console shooters either. Splatoon is already very skill based and gyro >>>> mouse and cuckboard anyway.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not. I've been playing on PC since the 90's.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every single online game that features crossplay with PC has the vast majority of aimbotters/wallers/ect come from PC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      splatfest discussions are already retarded enough, I don't need to add arguments about fake/bot votes or cheating

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the nude mods and microbikinis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOOOOOLY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DIVER. YOU'VE BEEN GONE TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HEEB TUMMIES, SQUIDLING

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love nude mods.
        Also that's a boy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also that's a boy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon's a morongay, boys have gigantic eyebrows notched on their right side

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's the other way around, idiot. That's a boy (which makes it hotter btw).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a boy. What's your point?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Point is that

                Imagine the nude mods and microbikinis

                is a girl, retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But he has male eyelids. Girls have a little pointy thingy, or are those just the octo girls?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's Octos only

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I play with Ganker people? I see lobbys mentioned but I don't get how to enter them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever wanna do that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I never got to kill a king salmonid with randoms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look up how to join pools, poolsclosed is the name you enter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was a discord server.
        BRB killing myself.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs guys
    short but sweet

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Controller battery warning has popped twice now. Gg, bros.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After a big loss streak and a few clears without Fug, I finally got him and it was a 34 second clear. Blew up every bomb except one. 2 silvers 1 gold was worth the time... right?

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was some of the best salmon running I've had in a while. I'd like to stay more, but I really should get some sleep now. One of the easiest fug kills in recent memory. I bet I could reach EVP 999 with you guys. Maybe I'll try later. Feels good to have most power eggs and second most goldens. Don't go forgetting that veemo is best baby.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it too late to get splatoon
    or should i just wait for splatoon 4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's never too late
      if you care for the lore you should just watch some gameplays of the previous games
      if you don't care for stuff like this you can just hop in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is very fun and still just on its 1st yr

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh i'll wait for 4 then
        hopefully then we get salmon run 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's still seven more update cycles for sure to come out for 3. I'd say there's still plenty of time to finally get into the game. Shit they even added most of the old catalogue items to the gacha machine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon is a games as a service title with paid updates content every once in a while. Wait for 4, buy on release.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With how the drip feed of content is, there's at least 2-3 more years of solid support

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      splatoon 4 will be the start of a new saga so there's that, it'll probably be a better starting point

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not too late. This is the Splatoon Game for the next 4+ years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is the Splatoon Game for the next 4+ years.
        Lol, the game is getting 2 years of updates and we’re already 1/4 of the way through. Is it too late? No, but four years? We’re expected to get a new console next year and with how Splatoon prints money, there’s a high chance we get another Splatoon game early 2025. Four years from now is 2027. Splat 2 came out two years after Splat 1, it’s not unheard of and clearly Splat 3 didnt take that many resources as there is a heavy amount of content reuse from the previous game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there’s a high chance we get another Splatoon game early 2025.

          Imagine beating inklings/octolings up until the entire area is filled with ink, then you won the turf war.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make it Gacha
    >release swimsuits
    >Nintendo buys Sony after 2 weeks

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into Grizzco
    >join a few rounds that my braindead fucking teammates are bound to lose
    >stop playing at 10 or 20 points to preserve rank
    >repeat next shift
    I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, EVERY SHIFT EVERY FUCKING SHIFT IM JUST STUCK IN THIS INFINITE LOOP OF GOING FUCKING NOWHERE! HOW IS A bro SUPPOSED TO RANK UP AND EARN ANY FUCKING SCALES AT ALL LET ALONE THE LUDICROUS AMOUNTS NEEDED FOR A FUCKING STICKER ON THE LOCKERS NO ONE LOOKS AT!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't play
      >WAAAH WHY AM I NO GET SCALES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re playing for scales then this is not how you do it. Listen I have shifts like that too, but the trick is to just claw your way out. If you derank it’s not the end of the world, everyone always gets back to EVP and if you cant then that’s on you shitter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ranks in Nintendo games are just intended to be progressive tryhard containment pools, you shouldn't care too much about them and if you lose a rank it's because your skill is better suited to easier fights. Just aim to unlocking stuff instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but the fear of ranking down isnt about how others perceive you; it’s about the noticeable drop in player skill in Profressional compared to EVP, and it is noticeable. Even the change between prof + 3 and prof + 2 can be severe, which can make climbing back to EVP a pain in the ass as you’re stuck with some of the most braindead shitters in the game. You can do what you can to carry, but the egg quota isnt significantly lower than low EVP so if your team isnt carrying their weight or are dying 10 times a match, as profreshitters are wont to do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >scared of losing rank
      Shitter doesn't belong in EVP and knows it. Sad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we need higher ranks, evp is ruined

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        since getting into EVP, I deranked once. One game we wiped wave 1 to something really stupid, like a terrible glowflies or griller round where nobody cooperated, next shift someone else dc'd wave one.Shift after that I dc'd wave one. Getting back to EVP from +3 after that was harder than most sub 200 EVP for me

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to grind over 9999hours+ for some autistic batches
    >NO CLOUD SAVING

    So.... if my Release Switch fucking dies my shitty golden Salmon Run Badge is also gone forever, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better get an OLED and transfer it over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 was the game without cloud saves.
      3 has them.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never forgetti

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't she have the eye triangle?

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've opened up a salmon run lobby. Gonna go make lunch so you guys got like 5 or 10 minutes to drop in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >creates lobby with less than 1 minute until the maps refresh
      Bold move.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remake so I can actually see it in my tab.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >creates lobby with less than 1 minute until the maps refresh
      Bold move.

      lmao smart one we got here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remake so I can actually see it in my tab.

        >creates lobby with less than 1 minute until the maps refresh
        Bold move.

        I'm sorry for being a retard everyone. I was hungry. I've remade the room.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol I hope you enjoy your sandwich you lovable idiot
          I would join your room but my game isn't open so it won't pop up even if I tried

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think this will go well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the problem? That went fine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I retract my statement.

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Last patch didn't have any new weapons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha... we'll get those new stringer and splatana next time right?
      ...right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What new splatanas could they even implement at this point?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heavy versions.

          Reeflux - Tri-Stringer - ???
          Squiffer - Splat Charger - E-Liter

          If they're lazy, we'll just get a slower stringer that has more rnage and damage. If they have some interesting ideas, we might get something unique like the Sloshing Machine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if they can figure something out for shooter and roller they can for splatanas, make a dual wield one that has two weaker charge slashes or a charge hold one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of the shooters are barely different from eachother as it is.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cool. Then add more weapons like that for other classes, so that they can get more kit variety

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay do one of my two unique ideas for splatanas then, shits not hard to think of

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Big Splatana that your woomy can hold up like a shield while it charges. Sort of a brella hybrid.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your woomy
            I'm a weyyo

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kay

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >your woomy
              I'm a nyes

              Based.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >your woomy
              I'm a nyes

              Ngyes = Weyyo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Woomy = Veemo

              There are less roundabout ways to proclaim your homosexuality

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Better a homo than a chud

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Splatoon is a boys' game. Cooties are nasty and boring.

                I play as myself and am surrounded by a harem veemos and woomys, you pretend to be a little girl

                We all know all Weyyos are gays. Ngyes can be straight, but to proclaim them to be superior character designs is simply objectively wrong. Even the developers themselves treat them like afterthoughts.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Splatoon is a boys' game. Cooties are nasty and boring.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I play as myself and am surrounded by a harem veemos and woomys, you pretend to be a little girl

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't imagine more than a quarter of the players of Splatoon are female. That means most of the woomies/veemos around town are gender dysphoric.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                truly, the splatoon community is filled with trannies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’d rather play as a cute woomy than a homosexual yebby/weyyo. I see her not as my avatar, but as my woomy gf who is under my control. Understand the difference

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your woomy
            I'm a nyes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >your woomy
              I'm a weyyo

              Based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll get a new Reef-lux set and you'll be happy

        Sprinkler and Inkstorm

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fuck you
          I could accept inkstorm, would actual have good synergy with non one hits but sprinkler on reeflux is fucking evil

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nerf minisplatling into oblivion
    >add one (1) new splatling post-launch
    >it's mini
    why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ballpoint is good
      >Nerf it into the ground

      >Brellas are daring to be viable and sharing a space with shooters
      >Nerf them too, and "accidentally" make them bug out in the next game

      >52 is perfectly viable, but according to analytics it's only showing up in 60% of all matches
      >Buff it
      >Buff it again
      >Suck its dick
      >Buff it until you can see your fucking reflection in it
      >Buff it one more time just to make sure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Buff it until you can see your fucking reflection in it
        made me laugh, mfs treating it like a bowling ball

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ngyes = Weyyo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Woomy = Veemo

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here are some buffs to Reefslider I thought up:

    >Faster - activates sooner, moves faster, explodes sooner
    >Kicks up ink as it moves, which would give it a much wider hitbox
    >After the explosion, you can dismount and dodge slide in any direction

    Enough? Too much?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not make it so you can press the button again to dismount and launch the Reefslider with you off of it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently it's inspired by that Akira bike scene, which means that dismounting early would go against the design of the special.

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ha ha! Time to climb up the rank ladder and unlock X battle!
    >Clam Blitz
    In an hour!

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sees teammate with Callie badge
    Oh...
    >And a Marie badge
    Oh no...
    >And a normal Harmony badge
    OH NO OH NO OH
    >Squid Sisters Banner
    OH GOD OH GOD OH NO WHY
    >Match starts with a Scrapper and Flipper Flopper
    >They immediately start rushing to the edge before dying by the mobs after breaking down the scrapper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use my purple big run badge just to bait fatties like you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was merely pretending to be a shitter with my shitter badges, fooled you!
        >wave one wipe
        Suuuuuuuure.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I was merely pretending to be a shitter with my shitter badges, fooled you!
          Yes

          >wave one wipe
          That's where you are wrong, squiddo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Listen, if you play well, consistently well, no one in your lobby will give a shit what your badges are. We’re talking about what badges say about a person at first glance, and unlike PVP, there is no real reason to fake someone out like you have chosen to do. Fact of the matter is Callie and Marie badges, along with harmony are often red flags for inexperienced players. Nobody is saying you cant wear those badges but it’s more of just a warning for anons based on our cumulative experience. You’re just being petty about it for no real benefit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alright, son. Calm down. You want my opinion? Guys that fill their banner with SR exclusive badges (except for the 999 gold badge) are usually shitters. Also, you can tell when a ranked CHAD is warming up in SR by his badges, too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What about the Big Run 5% badge?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't trust all of them. You can be carried by a discord team, but most of them are legit good.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like cope to me.
                If I wear to line up all the Callie Marie Harmony shitters I played with and all the Max Hazard/999/S+ etc badges I played with, I GUARANTEE YOU the callie marie shitters would consistently underperform. I check their stats after the match and they’re always dying the most and contributing the least, it’s not a coincidence.

                Everyone knows those are the first badges you get if you do story mode first, its not a hard concept to grasp that inexperienced players want to display what few badges they have, come on now. Are there good players who wear them? Sure, but they’re rare, the exception proves the rule.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they use both Callie and Marie badges, then yeah, there is a 80% chance they are shitters, but how often do you see that outside of turf war? How do you even reach EVP without obtaining more badges anyway?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I see it in low EVP all the damn time lol. By now most people have other badges but there’s still new people buying the game, there’s overachievers joining EVP lobbies in pools closed for fucks sake.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Story-mode-wise callie and marie are one of the last badges you get, when you max out your level in story mode.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                …which is an extremely easy thing to do, and most people play the story mode first as its a glorified tutorial anyway before jumping in the other modes.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Alright, son. Calm down. You want my opinion? Guys that fill their banner with SR exclusive badges (except for the 999 gold badge) are usually shitters. Also, you can tell when a ranked CHAD is warming up in SR by his badges, too.

              The only respectable badges are SR boss kills. Regular color badges confirm you're a shitter trying to look good, gold badges confirm you get carried or use Discord.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SR boss kills badge users are usually shitters. Specially if they use three of them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're better than most because for the badges you need kill confirms, you can't assist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can farm bosses in lower ranks too. It only means they have been playing a little while, but haven't achieved anything. It's like a friend I used to had who has been playing league of legends for over 8 years and he is still hard stuck in silver.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Callie and Marie shitters are guaranteed to be dogshit, the DLC banner is the icing on the cake.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why aren't you in EVP?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waifu badges are better than people with three low effort gold badges like Lv 100 catalog and 10 tricolor wins. At least waifufags are honest about being a coomer, while fake golds attempt to look impressive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I use the defending gold badge as fuck you to all the people who whined about tricolor, badge was easy to get and after alterna badge is frankly more impressive, I might actually change to that but it ruins the full gold banner look I got going

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to splat the choctopuss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inksacs too big

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sup, anybody playing SR right now?

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I just equip badges of characters or designs I like and it makes some autist do mental gymnastics over my skill level
    I'll equip the Marina badge the instant it's added.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Badges are suppose to introduce you as a person. I go like this:
      >Fashion badge, waifu badge, biggest achievement badge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's
        >Tri-Slosher badge
        >Golden Sockeye Station badge
        >Tri-Slosher Nouveau badge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If youre good then it doesnt apply to you.

      As I said you autists are taking this personally when you dont need to, but fact of the matter is a lot of these “easy” badges are dead giveaways towards inexperienced, shit-eating Timmies. But if you’re not one of those, then no need to worry, it doesnt apply to you. No need to feel insecure about it. No need to lash out at others. Wear your shitter badges loud and proud because actions speak louder than badges.

      …but for the rest of us it is helpful to know when we see that line of Harmony Callie and Marie with the Callie Marie banner we know we’re in for a bad time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll equip the Marina badge the instant it's added.
      ew

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have 1000 hours and my badge is dj octavio with default banner

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these threads are becoming /vg/-tier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. You’ve been saying this for months yet you still come to these threads.
      2. This is basically a general in everything but name, not sure why you’re surprised
      3. In order to know what a /vg/ general is like, you must have used /vg/ regularly at one point, so you’re not really any better than them.
      4. Instead of talking about the game or trying to improve the quality of the thread, you instead choose to make a meaningless and vague comment that adds nothing to the conversation.

      All in all, pointless comment. Do better. And maybe go back to /vg/.

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just use the default title, banner, and zero badges

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But why? Is there no banner that interests you? No badges that represent you? Being a blank is boring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I usually see that as someone smurfing. Callie Marie Harmony trifecta shitters are unironically worse on average

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That loner rank gold badge letting everyone knows she's not to be fucked with.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the most disgusting
        pretends not to care but still wants to brag

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's not pretending not to care. She got her victory, and now she's just babysitting Callie and Marie. That's her full time job, she doesn't have time to Salmon Run or play Xrank battles

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this should be retroacively changed to the golden X badge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just use Harmony's basic badge and the banner that matches the badge's color

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that they're holding back all of my Off the Hook Splashtag stuff until the 2nd DLC wave pisses me off, I want a way to declare my huge Pearlfag status to the world now dammit

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I opened a SR room, noble

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we need to call out those 5 people who flood the notifications with tabletuf games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We’ll call you out instead because you are the far more annoying gay. What’s your in game name?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Nintendo for being unable to add filters. I am sick of seeing SR notifications flooding my ranked games, but you don't see me bitching about it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo can do no wrong.
        No, clearly it is the people playing Tableturf that are the issue.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You received an invite!
        >It’s a turd war invite and you’re in the Grizzco lobby
        Shit’s retarded.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't even accept them without changing lobbies. It's so awkward. Ancient games like Quake II had better room browser than a modern game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This feature really seems tacked on, literally jerryrigged into the notifications tab. Im worried its not going to get much QOL fixes with how it’s been implemented. Feels like it should have been in the game since launch with a separate tab/menu and some ability to at least filter shit, see the currently open rooms, have full rooms be displayed as full, etc. Im not getting my hopes up that they fix it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't even have a refresh bottom. If you logged in after the guy created the lobby, you won't see it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s so fucking stupid too.
                Say you start a room and play a few matches, one guy leaves. Well guess what, no one in the pool is going to know you have an open slot because theres no way to send out another invite! So close the room and open a new one but yeah, if youre not logged on before a room is created you cant even see the open rooms, shit is beyond retarded. I just dont understand how their flagship online franchise with forced paid online is so behind on basic ass features that existed over a decade ago.

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wanna start going for some 5 star weapon badges
    >Mt ADHD makes me compelled to constantly switch off what I'm playing
    Help

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 star weapon badge is an awful grind. its normal not to want to grind that shit out, only autists do that.

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the point of increasing your gear past having three slots? The bonus barely even does anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Badges.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The bonus barely even does anything.
      I have 5 stars on my main's build which I mostly play and it adds up over time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a piece of gear you really like and its like the only gear you use then you can farm chunks a little faster if everything is five stars but yeah, its not that important in the short term. But if youre playing the game for years and years with the same gear you’ll get more chunks yeah, even moreso with drink tickets. Not that important, just focus on three slotting stuff. I only five starred my favorite gear which I use for ranked

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hair not being gender-locked is the worst thing to happen to Splatoon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No way. Male octolings barely have variety, besides they look better with the female hair styles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        chud alert.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They got a handful of new haircuts in 3. There was no need to allow the Weyyos to turn into trannies.

          Some men look good with long hair. It's nothing about chuding out. Don't hate us for being cuter than girls. No homo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not cute, fag. I know you think you are but you’re not. Nobody hates you, that would require people to care. They probably just dont want to look at fags 24/7 which is why they report your gay posts in the plaza

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. ugly goblin
              Envy is such an ugly sight.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't hate us for being cuter than girls.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally nothing wrong with being trans.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ACK!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Other than the crippling dysphoria, self mutilation, and extremely elevated suicide rate, nope nothing wrong with being trans.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They got a handful of new haircuts in 3. There was no need to allow the Weyyos to turn into trannies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The yebs and weyyos having “gender neutral” animations also makes them look like even bigger gays than the previous games. That inkopolis weapon animation looks so FRUITY on male cephs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Compare.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          polfag fuck off

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Back to /leftypol/

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody likes trannies and wants them in our games, doesnt make you a polfag to admit it. Maybe YOU should go back to /lgbt/ if you cant handle basic banter, “Vivi >:]”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're are annoying

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haters forever hating.

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gayers forever gaying

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AIDSers forever AIDSing

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to make a sweet clip
    >the 30 second recording is blurry as shit
    >have the idea of making a 30s recording right before recording the clip so it's shorter
    >it's still blurry as shit
    they gave the recording a max bitrate instead of a max filesize those fucking idiots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you make a recording?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        long press on the square button left of the HOME button

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks way blurrier on the switch than it does when you rip it on your computer

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've made a new salmon run lobby

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inksacs too big

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frye actually has large inksacs though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Large

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean compared to the usual complete flatties in the Splatoon world she's pretty stacked

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's about as thick as Marina and as thick headed as Pearl.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that Nintendo rigged splatfest to have this goblin win. We will never forget, just like how we will never forget that cats won.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump limit! Quickly, post it! You know the one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        splat tim no do it!

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .96 gal? no thanks

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marie doesn't shave anymore.

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