ATTENTION ALL GRIZZCO EMPLOYEES:
HORRORBOROS SHIFT IN 30 BINGS
>Trislosher, Nova, Dynamo, .96 gal
What we thinking boys?
ATTENTION ALL GRIZZCO EMPLOYEES:
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I suck at using the dynamo roller in Salmon Run, but the other weapons are good.
>Just roll over stuff -> You can inch forward and kill everything in your path while saving on ink, roll slowwwwly.
>Stand still and don't move with the roller down to recharge your ink. Can be faster than the traditional way of recharging, watch the ink gauge on your life jacket
>Use the jumping flick for grillers
>Can just straight up roll over most bosses by bumping them a couple of times, or flick then bump.
>>>Use the jumping flick for grillers
Jumping flick for ***steelheads. No idea why I said grillers. Basically jumping flick gives you more range and a concentrated vertical attack. It's very powerful
still and don't move with the roller down to recharge your ink. Can be faster than the traditional way of recharging, watch the ink gauge on your life jacket
Oh that's clever. I often got killed recharging then flicking, wasting the meager ink I just recharged before being able to stand ground again.
>has a general on Ganker
Many such cases!
>does it for free
>checks his spam box folder daily - still no acceptance email
many, MANY such cases!
Anon it's Friday.
The fimatsu threads can't hurt you for another week.
It seems very solid to me frankly. Will be some good shifts with Ganker.
Any table turf pros around? Anyone make good decks for lv3 cpus?
Are you gonna go cry in the FFXIV threads, too? Any and all franchises that have generals on /vg/ aren't allowed to have threads on Ganker, after all.
we didnt have a thread up all day, calm down anti-video games poster
there were several but they quickly archived
>Forgot to reach 1200 points this rotation.
I'll work harder next time.
You have < 30 minutes. It's possible to get it, or close to it at least
Lazy daughter. Worst daughter.
Feels like every match I play, I'm the only person with an X rank badge. Now I really feel like I'm surrounded by timmies.
The season just started like 10 days ago. Not everyone has gotten around to the X grind yet. What do you need to get that badge and convince me why I should rank up to S+ again right now.
>Not everyone has gotten around to the X grind yet
The X rank badge is for people that got top 3000 or higher in X rank last season.
I unlocked X rank near the very end of last season just due to me not really prioritizing ranked mode. Top 3,000 worldwide? That sounds like it's pretty hard to get.
Pretty sure it's top 3000 for whatever region you picked when you entered X for the season.
It's not too hard to get the green one. I only got my ranking on 3/4 of the modes last season and still got it.
Correction, it WAS not too hard last season because nobody knew there was a badge as reward so not everyone was trying hard for most of the season.
Now the competition is going to be much more fierce I bet especially near the end of the season.
Top 3k is participation badge tier
Probably balanced for the jp servers
wtf is this? i cant read ching chong
You shouldn't need to have to read it, but for reference for the text and placements, here was my own end of season card
Why is it called Gachi Area?
"Competitive Lajonkairia lajonkairii clam"
Gachi means "for real" "for serious"
Fellas, you had to be good at X Rank LAST SEASON to have a badge for it
...anyone seen any Gold X'ers before?
I've only seen green badges. And, like, once every three matches or so.
What X ranking are you?
I imagine it's gonna be even tougher to get that badge this season if you haven't already now that there's something to compete for.
1800 something. Yeah, this season is going to be a grind.
Alright, I'll see what I can do. It only took me a day or two to go from S to S+ last time so if I stop being lazy like the other shiverbro I might have a chance.
Question: How dominant is Kraken in X battles at the moment? I've heard a lot of fuss about it but I wanna hear from people in the higher levels
Timmies are getting filtered by Kraken are being exposed as never playing Splat 1. Just don't contest him. Run away. Give up the tower, you won't beat him. The only way to beat him is never letting him get close to the tower.
Did Kraken rule Towers back in Splat 1?
There was so many other broken bullshit it did not, much like today. Still, Kraken players will get double and triple kills every now and then.
I forgot to add that there's nothing you can do to stop Kraken from getting those kills lmao. You will get ambushed by a ninja Kraken.
>Killer whail subtlely takes up 1/2 of walleye and awana mall in your path
I miss it. I really do.
Yes. You could super jump with Kraken too so you'd get people jumping to the tower in Kraken form with nothing you could do to get them off.
I miss splashing down krakens in the tower out of pure desperation. Bring back Splashdown, fuck balance.
>I miss splashing down krakens
Kraken and Splashdown have never been in the same game.
>splashing down krakens
The funny thing in splat 1 was that towers didn't destroy splash walls, and the splash wall was taller than the tower.
I keep running into green X'ers in A+ matches every so often, and in every fucking rank up match lmao, I'm never getting out of this hell
Only came across a couple during turf when the update dropped
Actually I remember, one was 'Luke!' and the other was 'SB-bran' I think
>just doing placements got me at around 4000
>they didn't tell us about these badges last season so I didn't bother playing more
sucks, but I guess I'll grind for the green one this season, it looks pretty nice
>I will never ever get that gold one to match my other shit
Top 10 is ridiculous. It should have been top 1,000 for gold, 5,000 for silver, and 10,000 for green.
At minimum top 100.
Top ten is just ensuring the same nolifing fags always get it.
I'll rank up soon. Once I stop being lazy. People are returning to S+ rank currently. Only those who bothered to rank up to S+10 are playing X battle.
I'd rather be surrounded by titties.
Me too, but alas.
I've never bothered to play X. I might go for a badge this season after Easter has passed. How much work is it for the badge? Isn't it Top 3000 X players or somthing?
>got my wife's badge today
I'll wear is proud
This guy draws good stuff
Why do cephalopods need boobies, they're not mammals and don't feed their young milk.
Because the magic crystals compel them to emulate humans as much as possible
Grizz is putting chemicals in the drinking water
He's an egg-obsessed bear, why would he give squids and octos titties?
Because that's a mammalian trait, duh
Mammaries are a defining characteristic of mammals
Maybe if you weren't a scrub playing the meta like every other skilless scrub then maybe you wouldn't have put your sorry ass in that predicament
Is Explosher meta? Because that's what I used
If you used it for Splat Zone then yes
It's too easy to get the basic x badge so I don't bother equipping it
If I got the top 500 one then sure but until then it's just mr coco and annaki
If I had known we'd be getting a participation trophy I would have bothered to at least calculate my X power lmao. I got into S+ then didnt play X at all
>Reached Rank B+
Enough Rank Mode for me this Season.
Back to Gacha Salmon Run Dailys.
imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass
It's always the same three people who all que alone at the same time instead of playing together.
Any SR rooms for the new rotation?
Salmon lobby up, get in here squiggers
Hosting SR, ign TTT.
I was freelancing and joined your lobby entirely by chance.
I really shit the bed on the 2nd glowfly wave we got, but is it cool if I send a friend invite?
Holy shit, fucking thank you. Got home early almost 2 hours ago with intentions of getting to at least 400 VP on spawning ground since I managed to get to 310 last night. Was going great until stupid gays wiped wave 1. Thank god some based randos helped and I jumped to 410 literally at the last game. Thought I was going to pop a blood vessel there. Octo daughter best daughter.
join me, I got a spot left anon.
What? Kraken and splashdown were in 1 together. Right? Am I mixing my memories?
Oh fuck, you are right. I swear it was in 1. Was there something similar? My memories are leaving me ;_;
Which of these is remotely sililar to Splashdown?
Bubble maybe. There wasn't anything like splashdown in 1.
>the downed squid
topkek, i love military spurdos
>dude what gamemode eveen is this
Horroboros is actually pretty nice on Hydroplant even at hightide.
I don't normally talk bad about teams that gave me really good games that averaged around 130 eggs, but damn these guys could not stop dying. 6 deaths minimum for two of them. I get the feeling that if me and the other guy weren't around these wouldn't have gone over very well. Still, wins are wins.
Gotta take risks to rake in the eggs, squigga.
Octo girl ponytail is so good, but nobody uses it.
Ponytail is unironically my favorite hairstyle for octo
My favorite is afro, but ponytail for girls.
For those worried about Sockeye's health it'll make a comeback on the 17th.
With Big Swig AND Goo Tuber
I hate this rollers. It's so slow.
it is a miserable experience if you don't know how to use it but at least it makes glowflies super easy, unless people still do the wall method which I sitll dislike.
The strength of the dynamo is that you can 1-shot cohocks by rolling over them. If you find yourself running out of ink too quickly, consider simply standing still with the roller down. So long as you're not moving, you will begin regenerating ink, and don't have to waste time and a shitload of ink having to redeploy your roller. I tend to use dynamo primarily for trash focus for this reason.
I use everything primarily for taking out trash.
More people need to.
>So long as you're not moving, you will begin regenerating ink
now this is a game changer.
Dynamo flicks and 96 do infact rape Fug btw.
Just make sure trislosh and nova are on clean up.
We got the shittiest Fug spawns ever, but everything else was incredibly smooth.
Its impossible to climb in SM as freelance, literally impossible, no matter how good you are, no matter if you never die and make big plays.
dies 10 times and never care about the eggs.
What in the fuck were you retards doing? Just fucking lead the grillers so others can shoot the tails.
STOP FUCKING FLIP FLOPPING AND MAKING IT SPIN!
also, the pool code is PoolsClosed, right?
The new Salmon King.
What even started this meme? Been so long I forgot.
Flug is the german word for flying. Fug is a funny spurdo meme.
Yuh I figured fiug had relation to the spurdo meme, I just couldn't recall why rayquaza got put along side it.
yeah, the pool doesn't recognize capital letters so poolsclosed PoolsClosed same thing
Can't wait to get off work to go to work
>BOMBS AWAAA-- ACK!
Only one more silver for my shartsuit lads.
congrats you poopoo squid.
Where's the turf war room?
so how sweaty are turf war rooms? play to win or have fun?
>internet is down
I made a turf war room, come join
Gg SR Bros. Gold scales for all.
Does everyone get the same scales?
Yeah. The whole team gets the same rewards.
Fangfox room is back up. Going for one more fug.
>will cost 333 gold scales
Thank god. That makes my CD-Store Apron a possible Silver Scale reward.
I do hope its expensive but not that expensive. If it was just 10 silver or whatever every gay with the single player badges would be running around with it.
I hope not unless gold gets higher rates.
I'm sitting on 26 now plus I spent like 15 or so.
Nah it’s cool if it’s that expensive. Otherwise it would have little value to own
Honestly don’t get why people complain about expensive shop rewards, not like it’s impossible. Literally just git gud
I've got some 200 or so hours in and only earned like 40-45 golds.
No I don't want to grind 3000 hours just to get a hat.
The rates need increasing if we are going to keep getting 200, 400, 600+ silvers or golds.
I clear king fine but the time investment isn't worth it nor necessary.
The eternal grind bs is one of the few things that drags 3 down.
>No I don't want to grind 3000 hours just to get a hat.
>The rates need increasing if we are going to keep getting 200, 400, 600+ silvers or golds.
Goyim... Goyim... GOIYIM
SHALOM GOYIM MY FRIEND.
For Only 5 Bucks, you get 10 Minutes Gold Scales increase (0,6%).
WHAT ARE YOU? POOR????
33 gold is as high as I would go.
>tfw Frienship Bracelet will either be heinously cheap or heinously expensive with no in between.
999 gold or bust
Degenerates had better start saving up now
Me on the right
throwing back brewskis with Agent 3!
>The captain says they're gonna bust you upside the head with a bottle if you buy this expensive Modelo shit and not the cheap shit.
The game should give me a badge.
For what, being a degenerate?
With all the grindy ass badges in this game surely you've unlocked SOMETHING to show for your playtime. A 5 star weapon badge, SR badges, brand badges, X rank, surely you have something...right??
I have the s+ badge, a 999, hlm, big run 5%. Next are the bottom 2 x badges
i have at 122 badges now. just counted it today
evp240 with 3/5 salmon bar.
What's there to drink at the salmon bar?
we didn't get fug it's fine anon. just rejoin.
My meter was full so you would've gotten it.
I'm opening a room, join Noble
salmon run btw
ggs. I'll be up for more SR later.
Whoever gets the 92 in the whoreoboro round
DO NOTHING BUT SHOOT HIS FACE
You have the best weapon to do this
Good thing I have the 96 instead of the 92, then. I'll go kill bosses
Even better than Splattershot Pro?
pretty sure he meant for the rotaton.
As hydra is going to be fug rape.
8 copper 4 silver not bad at all.
>this way with bucket has you flail it like a retard
have to go gg
I'm gonna be stuck in S rank forever. Even when I win full series, by the time I get to the rank up battle, the game gives me the fucking worst match-ups. I just want to get back to X rank.
Where are the turf war rooms
noooo that was an easy boros kill. ggs guys
>start rank up series 0-2
>win next two
>lose last one in overtime
The shitters never stop.
How did these twats get so high up?
gg guys, too bad we didn't beat fug
>Let's waste our Killer wail in the final 2 seconds of wave 2 despite everything being fine
>Let's waste our Ink Strike on the first steelhead that appears in Wave 3 despite everything being fine
>Let's NOT use our last Killer Wail when we're 20 eggs behind quota with 30 seconds to go and Flyfish are everywhere
yippity yikes holms.
>EVP 400 lobby last night
>we barely scraped by on quota
>moron starts throwing booyahs after time expires
I just need one more silver for my shartsuit and these fuckers can't pass wave 3 to clear their life. Not PoolsClosed GODS, randos mind you. 140 EVPish
If you barely scraped by he was probably turning in game winning eggs which he couldnt be doing if he's wasting time using a special just to use it. Specials are situational if the situation doesn't present itself you shouldn't use it.
this is the most retarded post i've ever read
t. 999 badge haver
Yep, I'm sure at no point in the 300 seconds of gameplay we had would a Booyah have been useful.
>If you barely scraped by he was probably turning in game winning eggs
Im not that guy but Im gonna assume someone whos barely scrapping by and forgetting to pop one of the most useful specials in SR isnt the brightest
>Specials are situational if the situation doesn't present itself you shouldn't use it.
Even using it to take out some statics is a good useage of Booyah Bomb. You use them when you see potential for overcrowding around the basket to happen, not that some of them cant work as such but specifically saving your specials as panic buttons (especially shit like tri strike and crab) is shitter tier behavior. I dont even know how many times I've seen a retard panic button tri strike only to die before he's even gotten 2 of the bombs thrown.
>Randos wasting specials on Mothership
it happens almost half the time
what compels people do this
I'd typicall say
but obvious not relevant here.
Every weapon is good for knocking it off.
So idk...Big Run mind set ingrained?
There is no rotation where you should ever be wasting a special on mothership unless its wave 3. It sucks eggs so fucking slow and on most maps you should have anywhere to a few extra to like 10+ over quota by the end anyway.
I will never understand the retards wasting their specials on free waves like ship and mudmouths when they can barely scrape through normal boss waves.
NT Mothership on Marooner's can be a bit tricky if the rest of the team refuses to leave the boat. That's the only time I'd understand using a special. Even in that scenario, it's rare to need a special since it'll probably only save you from losing one egg vs just using weapons.
You're literally only typing this because you lost NT mothership on marooner's bay.
How the fuck do you die NINE TIMES YOU STUPID SQUIGGER
go play solo then
I was playing solo shittard, way to expose yourself
Absolutely fucking baited.
Get rekted gay.
Played about five hours of this shit today, dunno why but I've been getting back into it hard since the new season. I almost quit entirely during the last season but I guess I just like more of the shit they added this time around. Way behind on the grinds now though compared to most people.
You're dead, hairball, I don't listen to dead people.
Are you fucking kidding me. Stupid goddamn retards couldn’t finish off boris
give me the borros spawn
If you're the Dynamo please stay in position, dont pop your special unless its wave breaker or wail, unless you're using a BBomb to neutralize the rush
If you're not the dynamo, pre-shoot the fucking Goldies so they die the moment they touch the roller. Ignore the chum. If you're targetted by the flies then you can jump to other angles to help ease the load even more for about 10 seconds before they have the potential to start aggro'ing you again
Its amazing how people fuck up glowflies even though rollers are supposed to make them free as fuck
Dawn, I know you weren't in the pool, but god damn use your FUCKING Wavebreaker. We could have killed Fug if you just used the damn thing.
Marie? More like Mammarie.
Finally, an Anon who's correct in every way
>failed to kill boros
Trying my best bot to tell you to fuck off. Good shifts otherwise
Thanks Drop for the uh, drop. Shame we couldn't kill horo.
Yeah, annoying end, but fun stuff. Thanks
You're welcome Salmon warrior, You helped get me back up to EVP 300 after a rough night of retarded randos.
Would anyone be interested in throwing shifts to get to Horror quickly to farm scales? I’m 300 EVP, and I’m not going for max, so I might as well churn it
No, fuck you
Manifesting myself into your lobbies to throw anyway 🙂
Not gonna lie, most of my losses last rotation were from playing on PoolsClosed. like I'm not even trying to be epic style, its just the truth. FL was better than Poolsclosed
when bosses are retreating after a waves over, does killing them count for the badges
Is that metal slug?
>get dynamo roller
good. flick the bomb or kill yoursefl
Flicking the bomb is killing yourself with the braindead teams in freelance
stop blaming your teammates, you suck
Quit defending retards in a team game, retard
Defend the 96 (if they're shooting at the bomb)
I've been using the Reeflux in Turf Warm once you learn to actually shoot squiggas with it it's a load of fun. You just know they're seething on the other side when they die to it too.
This rotation is amazing. Easily got to 400 on freelance, will aim for 600 tomorrow.
>6181 power eggs in a single shift
How the fuck? Did you get 3 cohock waves or something?
There was a bug where using a dynamo on gushers gave you thousands of power eggs. I thought they fixed it though
One cohocks and one glowies with dynamo. God I could do glowies all day long with dynamo, but I don't ever want to use it for anything else.
>Someone thinks you are fresh
Hehe... hehehe... hehehehehehe
Thank I anon I luv u
>Not sure if there's an opponent in the area
>Just put down a beakon and check the map
I love beakons
I've been playing since 1 and never knew of thise function what
I believe they make it able to track nearby opponents at some point during 2
But no one fucking uses beakons but me so I don't blame you for not knowing
I don't remember this ever being a thing or seeing it mentioned anywhere, ever. It's not even on the wiki.
I'm not necessarily doubting you, but if you're telling the truth, how the fuck has this flown so completely under the radar?
>Really isn't on the wiki
>Nothing comes up if I search it
Making me feel like I'm crazy even though I've known this to be a fact for years
Here, I played a turf war match to get a demonstration. Tracking those two players who haven't engaged anyone yet until the one dude destroyed the beakon a millisecond later.
I don't know why the wiki doesn't mention this but I assume people just don't know it since as I said no one uses beakons. They added this to buff beakons, so you'll know if an opponent is just sitting there waiting for someone to jump in or is currently looking to destroy it.
I got a kill thanks to it yesterday!
If more people knew about it, kits like the Sploosh Neo would become more useful
Random people would be checking their map more often when there are beacons on the battlefield.
lmao that duelie user panicked.
God I wish I was that fan
What an unusual desire.
>Start shooting it
>Go take care of the Stinger
>Back to shooting it
>It launches a bomb at me
>Spend time avoiding it
>Gotta reposition to keep shooting it
>Get on a Fish Stick for a better position
>Gotta jump down and revive
>Keep shooting it
>Throws bomb, gotta wait for it to produce another one
>25% hp remaining
Goddamn it that was frustrating.
Anyone think it's kinda cute how hitting Boros on his body makes that portion of the body twitch?
X-moronS PLEASE GO FROM A+ MATCHES NOBODY IS IMPRESSED WITH YOUR SHIT HERE
>Get grouped up with a pretty good team
>We keep getting free night waves
>One shift had 2 cannon waves. Another had 2 tornadoes
I mean, cool. But what a waste of this nice team I got
squid gamers be like
even a dragon falls against the mighty tri-slosher
Huh, neat. I don't know why, but I thought the thread would be dead by the time I got back.
I am incredibly happy to have this info.
considering reefslider one shots stinger, I guessed it would reach high enough
Really thought I'd have cleared out all the shops by now. Getting all the gear is actually draining my cash flow. Maybe I shouldn't have done like 15 gacha rolls at the beginning of the season.
this rotation is so easy
It's a nice break from Big Run
Me when CB mahi mahi
>my little veemo smiling and jumping for joy
My heart was not sufficiently prepared for such concentrated levels of HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Makes up for my latest team not being able to stay alive for more than 5 fucking seconds.
Unlocked that day 2 and knew you’d love it out of all people.
>fail wave 3 by 2 eggs because I was the only one trying to get eggs in the basket and everyone had fucked off
What the HELL were you dipshits doing. I already had to take care of all the flyfish and stingers myself, anyway.
I didn't think the waving one could be surpassed, but they exceeded my expectations.
>big swig, goo tuber, and aerospray all in one loadout
I wasn't complaining until now. Whose fucking bright idea was this? Also, baby map? I'd consider Gone Fission the easiest one of the lot. Sockeye just encourages a lot of shitter habits.
There, your baby mode map is finally coming back. Will you stop whining and complaining now?
is that big swig
if so I will complain
just swing it to kill lessers and put it in front of you to win glowflies for free. dont be a baby
its good for one special round, it sucks, literally every shooter and splatling clears lessers better and faster
I hate these weapons. More damage
genuinely dogshit set
do you retards only play salmon run or what
people want league battle back, anarchy open isn't the same
well multiplayer's kinda in a shit state so we don't have much choice, it's also massively improved from the last game
I rarely do personally but even in 2 it was mostly SR posting in these threads, I don't know why
these people hate pvp
Not true, I at least made it to S+0 in the first 2 seasons.
You are such a jealous little fag. Im an X ranker squigger but I just love Salmon Run. No one “hates” PVP just because they dont want to join your shit turd wars lobby.
Theres only so many hours to play splatoon. I cant do everything
Id buy splatoon 4 tomorrow if it was just salmon run
>No Flyfish to kill
>No steelheads to snipe
i want to have fun again
Fuck me, I completely forgot that fug was the boss this shift until it showed up. Could barely do shit to it, too, because I got dynamo. Still managed to just barely kill it. Got the fug badge, too. I can't wait to get the silver a year from now because the game will juggle between it, coho, and whatever other bosses get added in the meanwhile.
Can't wait for a fug rotation with hydra and that's an easy 10 kills at least. Right?
That is the happiest map change has ever made me. We won that game, but only barely. All 3 of them kept killing everything at the goddamn shore, and there were two low tides. One a fog.
I didn't get lucky enough for that to happen in big run, but I did get crab tank a few times. it was wonderful.
I barely got it like a month or two ago. I'm never, ever getting gold fatass. Silver fug will probably be sometime in 2024.
It took me like 5 months to get the coho silver, Im never getting fug silver let alone any more kings they add
Every wave was down to the wire goddamn. It shouldn't be this tight. We did have some shitty spawns though
Why aren't you in PoolsClosed, octodaughter-anon? I swear I played with everyone by now
>really good team
>disconnect in the lobby
Every fucking time. Meanwhile I can never get away from the ones who annoy me.
I am, I just usually get home and play after most people are done. I've played with a couple of anons, but not many.
>he doesn't know
Why do you call it Fug?
What. The. Fuck. Did you just discover Ganker 2 days ago?
I only know "fug" as reference to Spurdo, but I don't see how that's related to Horrorboros at all
Ganker meme with Rayquaza. You're welcome
Fug transcended vp in the early 2010s
Rayquaza has been called fug since around 2014. It's almost a decade old.
>fail wave 3 because I spent the entire game with stingers, maws, and scrappers on my ass
>all I had was dynamo
Son of a BITCH
many such cases
>pop crab tank for fug's bomb
>immediately get eaten by two maws
I do not understand the almost pathological urge to ignore scrappers. I can at least get the stinger thing because there's the "it's not my problem" thing. But I have seen people just ignore scrappers that were either on their ass or just got off their ass and it's like they don't exist. I've had three scrappers on my ass in the past with a damn charger in front of the entire goddamn team and no one helps. No one ever helps.
it's probably because scrappers are usually an easy enough one man job, probably just see a squid and scrapper and think eh I have more important shit to deal with without realising their teammate needs support
>lose high tide glowflies at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND
Son of a bitch, and we'd just barely gotten the quota.
Well it's a shitty fucking attitude and it needs to stop. If I see a teammate in trouble then they need help, no two buts about it.
You want to stay lowest platform near the basket (opposite side of the ones with the walk over grate)
Have the dynamo just put the roller down at the ramp part and let all the salmon die running into it.
Remember to give them cover when they recharge the ink and have one person dunk eggs. If they get glowflied and die, just revive them and let them continue to dunk.
I can not even begin to count how many games I've saved with that jumping dynamo flick onto steelheads. It's crazy. Fug is satisfying as fuck to fight, popping his booyah is something else.
This ain't my first rodeo, we were doing that. Sadly, the dynamo user was just dying too fast and everyone was panicking. One guy had both wave breakers and they were both gone in like 20 seconds. Just people running around like crazy, it was sad to see. All I had was reefslider.
>threw booyah bomb too early and got hit by steelhead bomb right as i landed
oh god i fucked that up p bad
at least you didn't throw it into the water like I have
Thanks for the run. my luck must have been really bad so time for a break...
still there ?
I'm up then
you make the room ?
>more than a minute until it started
This does not bode well for the connection.
Hey, you guys are alright. Shame I was the only one who died, even if it was once.
Why are there no girls here
girls aren't real
its real to me
>been playing a bit more lately
>Got those stickers u can put in your name and reached rank C last night
Man, I thought we were screwed that last wave.
Aw, I thought we were guaranteed a fug that one. It went so well, too.
I wish Splatoon was on PC tbh. Imagine the high-skill ceiling players and what retarded shit they could pull off.
Don't care reddit frog
*takes a stinky shit on you*
>High skill ceiling
Lol, everyone cheats on PC.
This is console cope, come on.
I mean no, no it’s not. Some online games have upwards of half the playerbase cheating, many prominent streamers get caught cheating all the damn time. That’s one of the few good things about switch online being locked down, at least you dont have to worry about cheating, aimbots, etc. No aim assist unlike other console shooters either. Splatoon is already very skill based and gyro >>>> mouse and cuckboard anyway.
It's not. I've been playing on PC since the 90's.
Every single online game that features crossplay with PC has the vast majority of aimbotters/wallers/ect come from PC.
splatfest discussions are already retarded enough, I don't need to add arguments about fake/bot votes or cheating
Imagine the nude mods and microbikinis
DIVER. YOU'VE BEEN GONE TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA.
HEEB TUMMIES, SQUIDLING
I love nude mods.
Also that's a boy
>Also that's a boy
Anon's a morongay, boys have gigantic eyebrows notched on their right side
It's the other way around, idiot. That's a boy (which makes it hotter btw).
That's a boy. What's your point?
Point is that
is a girl, retard
But he has male eyelids. Girls have a little pointy thingy, or are those just the octo girls?
That's Octos only
How do I play with Ganker people? I see lobbys mentioned but I don't get how to enter them
Why would you ever wanna do that
Because I never got to kill a king salmonid with randoms
look up how to join pools, poolsclosed is the name you enter
I thought that was a discord server.
BRB killing myself.
short but sweet
Controller battery warning has popped twice now. Gg, bros.
After a big loss streak and a few clears without Fug, I finally got him and it was a 34 second clear. Blew up every bomb except one. 2 silvers 1 gold was worth the time... right?
That was some of the best salmon running I've had in a while. I'd like to stay more, but I really should get some sleep now. One of the easiest fug kills in recent memory. I bet I could reach EVP 999 with you guys. Maybe I'll try later. Feels good to have most power eggs and second most goldens. Don't go forgetting that veemo is best baby.
is it too late to get splatoon
or should i just wait for splatoon 4
it's never too late
if you care for the lore you should just watch some gameplays of the previous games
if you don't care for stuff like this you can just hop in.
The game is very fun and still just on its 1st yr
oh i'll wait for 4 then
hopefully then we get salmon run 2
There's still seven more update cycles for sure to come out for 3. I'd say there's still plenty of time to finally get into the game. Shit they even added most of the old catalogue items to the gacha machine.
Splatoon is a games as a service title with paid updates content every once in a while. Wait for 4, buy on release.
With how the drip feed of content is, there's at least 2-3 more years of solid support
splatoon 4 will be the start of a new saga so there's that, it'll probably be a better starting point
No it's not too late. This is the Splatoon Game for the next 4+ years.
>This is the Splatoon Game for the next 4+ years.
Lol, the game is getting 2 years of updates and we’re already 1/4 of the way through. Is it too late? No, but four years? We’re expected to get a new console next year and with how Splatoon prints money, there’s a high chance we get another Splatoon game early 2025. Four years from now is 2027. Splat 2 came out two years after Splat 1, it’s not unheard of and clearly Splat 3 didnt take that many resources as there is a heavy amount of content reuse from the previous game.
>there’s a high chance we get another Splatoon game early 2025.
Imagine beating inklings/octolings up until the entire area is filled with ink, then you won the turf war.
>make it Gacha
>Nintendo buys Sony after 2 weeks
>walk into Grizzco
>join a few rounds that my braindead fucking teammates are bound to lose
>stop playing at 10 or 20 points to preserve rank
>repeat next shift
I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, EVERY SHIFT EVERY FUCKING SHIFT IM JUST STUCK IN THIS INFINITE LOOP OF GOING FUCKING NOWHERE! HOW IS A bro SUPPOSED TO RANK UP AND EARN ANY FUCKING SCALES AT ALL LET ALONE THE LUDICROUS AMOUNTS NEEDED FOR A FUCKING STICKER ON THE LOCKERS NO ONE LOOKS AT!
>WAAAH WHY AM I NO GET SCALES
If you’re playing for scales then this is not how you do it. Listen I have shifts like that too, but the trick is to just claw your way out. If you derank it’s not the end of the world, everyone always gets back to EVP and if you cant then that’s on you shitter.
Ranks in Nintendo games are just intended to be progressive tryhard containment pools, you shouldn't care too much about them and if you lose a rank it's because your skill is better suited to easier fights. Just aim to unlocking stuff instead
NTA but the fear of ranking down isnt about how others perceive you; it’s about the noticeable drop in player skill in Profressional compared to EVP, and it is noticeable. Even the change between prof + 3 and prof + 2 can be severe, which can make climbing back to EVP a pain in the ass as you’re stuck with some of the most braindead shitters in the game. You can do what you can to carry, but the egg quota isnt significantly lower than low EVP so if your team isnt carrying their weight or are dying 10 times a match, as profreshitters are wont to do
>scared of losing rank
Shitter doesn't belong in EVP and knows it. Sad.
we need higher ranks, evp is ruined
since getting into EVP, I deranked once. One game we wiped wave 1 to something really stupid, like a terrible glowflies or griller round where nobody cooperated, next shift someone else dc'd wave one.Shift after that I dc'd wave one. Getting back to EVP from +3 after that was harder than most sub 200 EVP for me
>you have to grind over 9999hours+ for some autistic batches
>NO CLOUD SAVING
So.... if my Release Switch fucking dies my shitty golden Salmon Run Badge is also gone forever, right?
Better get an OLED and transfer it over.
2 was the game without cloud saves.
3 has them.
Why doesn't she have the eye triangle?
I've opened up a salmon run lobby. Gonna go make lunch so you guys got like 5 or 10 minutes to drop in
>creates lobby with less than 1 minute until the maps refresh
Remake so I can actually see it in my tab.
lmao smart one we got here
I'm sorry for being a retard everyone. I was hungry. I've remade the room.
lol I hope you enjoy your sandwich you lovable idiot
I would join your room but my game isn't open so it won't pop up even if I tried
I don't think this will go well.
What's the problem? That went fine.
I retract my statement.
>Last patch didn't have any new weapons
haha... we'll get those new stringer and splatana next time right?
What new splatanas could they even implement at this point?
Reeflux - Tri-Stringer - ???
Squiffer - Splat Charger - E-Liter
If they're lazy, we'll just get a slower stringer that has more rnage and damage. If they have some interesting ideas, we might get something unique like the Sloshing Machine.
if they can figure something out for shooter and roller they can for splatanas, make a dual wield one that has two weaker charge slashes or a charge hold one
Most of the shooters are barely different from eachother as it is.
Cool. Then add more weapons like that for other classes, so that they can get more kit variety
okay do one of my two unique ideas for splatanas then, shits not hard to think of
Big Splatana that your woomy can hold up like a shield while it charges. Sort of a brella hybrid.
I'm a weyyo
There are less roundabout ways to proclaim your homosexuality
Better a homo than a chud
We all know all Weyyos are gays. Ngyes can be straight, but to proclaim them to be superior character designs is simply objectively wrong. Even the developers themselves treat them like afterthoughts.
Splatoon is a boys' game. Cooties are nasty and boring.
I play as myself and am surrounded by a harem veemos and woomys, you pretend to be a little girl
I can't imagine more than a quarter of the players of Splatoon are female. That means most of the woomies/veemos around town are gender dysphoric.
truly, the splatoon community is filled with trannies
I’d rather play as a cute woomy than a homosexual yebby/weyyo. I see her not as my avatar, but as my woomy gf who is under my control. Understand the difference
I'm a nyes
You'll get a new Reef-lux set and you'll be happy
Sprinkler and Inkstorm
I could accept inkstorm, would actual have good synergy with non one hits but sprinkler on reeflux is fucking evil
>nerf minisplatling into oblivion
>add one (1) new splatling post-launch
>Ballpoint is good
>Nerf it into the ground
>Brellas are daring to be viable and sharing a space with shooters
>Nerf them too, and "accidentally" make them bug out in the next game
>52 is perfectly viable, but according to analytics it's only showing up in 60% of all matches
>Buff it again
>Suck its dick
>Buff it until you can see your fucking reflection in it
>Buff it one more time just to make sure
>Buff it until you can see your fucking reflection in it
made me laugh, mfs treating it like a bowling ball
Ngyes = Weyyo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Woomy = Veemo
Here are some buffs to Reefslider I thought up:
>Faster - activates sooner, moves faster, explodes sooner
>Kicks up ink as it moves, which would give it a much wider hitbox
>After the explosion, you can dismount and dodge slide in any direction
Enough? Too much?
Why not make it so you can press the button again to dismount and launch the Reefslider with you off of it?
Apparently it's inspired by that Akira bike scene, which means that dismounting early would go against the design of the special.
Ha ha! Time to climb up the rank ladder and unlock X battle!
In an hour!
>Sees teammate with Callie badge
>And a Marie badge
>And a normal Harmony badge
OH NO OH NO OH
>Squid Sisters Banner
OH GOD OH GOD OH NO WHY
>Match starts with a Scrapper and Flipper Flopper
>They immediately start rushing to the edge before dying by the mobs after breaking down the scrapper
I use my purple big run badge just to bait fatties like you.
>I was merely pretending to be a shitter with my shitter badges, fooled you!
>wave one wipe
>I was merely pretending to be a shitter with my shitter badges, fooled you!
>wave one wipe
That's where you are wrong, squiddo.
Listen, if you play well, consistently well, no one in your lobby will give a shit what your badges are. We’re talking about what badges say about a person at first glance, and unlike PVP, there is no real reason to fake someone out like you have chosen to do. Fact of the matter is Callie and Marie badges, along with harmony are often red flags for inexperienced players. Nobody is saying you cant wear those badges but it’s more of just a warning for anons based on our cumulative experience. You’re just being petty about it for no real benefit.
Alright, son. Calm down. You want my opinion? Guys that fill their banner with SR exclusive badges (except for the 999 gold badge) are usually shitters. Also, you can tell when a ranked CHAD is warming up in SR by his badges, too.
What about the Big Run 5% badge?
Don't trust all of them. You can be carried by a discord team, but most of them are legit good.
Sounds like cope to me.
If I wear to line up all the Callie Marie Harmony shitters I played with and all the Max Hazard/999/S+ etc badges I played with, I GUARANTEE YOU the callie marie shitters would consistently underperform. I check their stats after the match and they’re always dying the most and contributing the least, it’s not a coincidence.
Everyone knows those are the first badges you get if you do story mode first, its not a hard concept to grasp that inexperienced players want to display what few badges they have, come on now. Are there good players who wear them? Sure, but they’re rare, the exception proves the rule.
If they use both Callie and Marie badges, then yeah, there is a 80% chance they are shitters, but how often do you see that outside of turf war? How do you even reach EVP without obtaining more badges anyway?
I see it in low EVP all the damn time lol. By now most people have other badges but there’s still new people buying the game, there’s overachievers joining EVP lobbies in pools closed for fucks sake.
Story-mode-wise callie and marie are one of the last badges you get, when you max out your level in story mode.
…which is an extremely easy thing to do, and most people play the story mode first as its a glorified tutorial anyway before jumping in the other modes.
The only respectable badges are SR boss kills. Regular color badges confirm you're a shitter trying to look good, gold badges confirm you get carried or use Discord.
SR boss kills badge users are usually shitters. Specially if they use three of them.
They're better than most because for the badges you need kill confirms, you can't assist.
You can farm bosses in lower ranks too. It only means they have been playing a little while, but haven't achieved anything. It's like a friend I used to had who has been playing league of legends for over 8 years and he is still hard stuck in silver.
Callie and Marie shitters are guaranteed to be dogshit, the DLC banner is the icing on the cake.
Why aren't you in EVP?
Waifu badges are better than people with three low effort gold badges like Lv 100 catalog and 10 tricolor wins. At least waifufags are honest about being a coomer, while fake golds attempt to look impressive
I use the defending gold badge as fuck you to all the people who whined about tricolor, badge was easy to get and after alterna badge is frankly more impressive, I might actually change to that but it ruins the full gold banner look I got going
I want to splat the choctopuss.
Inksacs too big
sup, anybody playing SR right now?
>mfw I just equip badges of characters or designs I like and it makes some autist do mental gymnastics over my skill level
I'll equip the Marina badge the instant it's added.
Badges are suppose to introduce you as a person. I go like this:
>Fashion badge, waifu badge, biggest achievement badge.
For me it's
>Golden Sockeye Station badge
>Tri-Slosher Nouveau badge
If youre good then it doesnt apply to you.
As I said you autists are taking this personally when you dont need to, but fact of the matter is a lot of these “easy” badges are dead giveaways towards inexperienced, shit-eating Timmies. But if you’re not one of those, then no need to worry, it doesnt apply to you. No need to feel insecure about it. No need to lash out at others. Wear your shitter badges loud and proud because actions speak louder than badges.
…but for the rest of us it is helpful to know when we see that line of Harmony Callie and Marie with the Callie Marie banner we know we’re in for a bad time.
>I'll equip the Marina badge the instant it's added.
I have 1000 hours and my badge is dj octavio with default banner
these threads are becoming /vg/-tier
1. You’ve been saying this for months yet you still come to these threads.
2. This is basically a general in everything but name, not sure why you’re surprised
3. In order to know what a /vg/ general is like, you must have used /vg/ regularly at one point, so you’re not really any better than them.
4. Instead of talking about the game or trying to improve the quality of the thread, you instead choose to make a meaningless and vague comment that adds nothing to the conversation.
All in all, pointless comment. Do better. And maybe go back to /vg/.
I just use the default title, banner, and zero badges
But why? Is there no banner that interests you? No badges that represent you? Being a blank is boring.
I usually see that as someone smurfing. Callie Marie Harmony trifecta shitters are unironically worse on average
>That loner rank gold badge letting everyone knows she's not to be fucked with.
the most disgusting
pretends not to care but still wants to brag
She's not pretending not to care. She got her victory, and now she's just babysitting Callie and Marie. That's her full time job, she doesn't have time to Salmon Run or play Xrank battles
this should be retroacively changed to the golden X badge.
I just use Harmony's basic badge and the banner that matches the badge's color
The fact that they're holding back all of my Off the Hook Splashtag stuff until the 2nd DLC wave pisses me off, I want a way to declare my huge Pearlfag status to the world now dammit
I opened a SR room, noble
we need to call out those 5 people who flood the notifications with tabletuf games
We’ll call you out instead because you are the far more annoying gay. What’s your in game name?
Blame Nintendo for being unable to add filters. I am sick of seeing SR notifications flooding my ranked games, but you don't see me bitching about it.
Nintendo can do no wrong.
No, clearly it is the people playing Tableturf that are the issue.
>You received an invite!
>It’s a turd war invite and you’re in the Grizzco lobby
You can't even accept them without changing lobbies. It's so awkward. Ancient games like Quake II had better room browser than a modern game.
This feature really seems tacked on, literally jerryrigged into the notifications tab. Im worried its not going to get much QOL fixes with how it’s been implemented. Feels like it should have been in the game since launch with a separate tab/menu and some ability to at least filter shit, see the currently open rooms, have full rooms be displayed as full, etc. Im not getting my hopes up that they fix it.
It doesn't even have a refresh bottom. If you logged in after the guy created the lobby, you won't see it.
It’s so fucking stupid too.
Say you start a room and play a few matches, one guy leaves. Well guess what, no one in the pool is going to know you have an open slot because theres no way to send out another invite! So close the room and open a new one but yeah, if youre not logged on before a room is created you cant even see the open rooms, shit is beyond retarded. I just dont understand how their flagship online franchise with forced paid online is so behind on basic ass features that existed over a decade ago.
>wanna start going for some 5 star weapon badges
>Mt ADHD makes me compelled to constantly switch off what I'm playing
5 star weapon badge is an awful grind. its normal not to want to grind that shit out, only autists do that.
So what's the point of increasing your gear past having three slots? The bonus barely even does anything.
>The bonus barely even does anything.
I have 5 stars on my main's build which I mostly play and it adds up over time
If you have a piece of gear you really like and its like the only gear you use then you can farm chunks a little faster if everything is five stars but yeah, its not that important in the short term. But if youre playing the game for years and years with the same gear you’ll get more chunks yeah, even moreso with drink tickets. Not that important, just focus on three slotting stuff. I only five starred my favorite gear which I use for ranked
Hair not being gender-locked is the worst thing to happen to Splatoon
No way. Male octolings barely have variety, besides they look better with the female hair styles.
Some men look good with long hair. It's nothing about chuding out. Don't hate us for being cuter than girls. No homo.
You’re not cute, fag. I know you think you are but you’re not. Nobody hates you, that would require people to care. They probably just dont want to look at fags 24/7 which is why they report your gay posts in the plaza
>t. ugly goblin
Envy is such an ugly sight.
>Don't hate us for being cuter than girls.
There is literally nothing wrong with being trans.
Other than the crippling dysphoria, self mutilation, and extremely elevated suicide rate, nope nothing wrong with being trans.
They got a handful of new haircuts in 3. There was no need to allow the Weyyos to turn into trannies.
The yebs and weyyos having “gender neutral” animations also makes them look like even bigger gays than the previous games. That inkopolis weapon animation looks so FRUITY on male cephs.
polfag fuck off
Back to /leftypol/
Nobody likes trannies and wants them in our games, doesnt make you a polfag to admit it. Maybe YOU should go back to /lgbt/ if you cant handle basic banter, “Vivi >:]”
You're are annoying
Haters forever hating.
Gayers forever gaying
AIDSers forever AIDSing
>want to make a sweet clip
>the 30 second recording is blurry as shit
>have the idea of making a 30s recording right before recording the clip so it's shorter
>it's still blurry as shit
they gave the recording a max bitrate instead of a max filesize those fucking idiots
How do you make a recording?
long press on the square button left of the HOME button
It looks way blurrier on the switch than it does when you rip it on your computer
I've made a new salmon run lobby
Inksacs too big
Frye actually has large inksacs though
I mean compared to the usual complete flatties in the Splatoon world she's pretty stacked
She's about as thick as Marina and as thick headed as Pearl.
Reminder that Nintendo rigged splatfest to have this goblin win. We will never forget, just like how we will never forget that cats won.
Bump limit! Quickly, post it! You know the one.
splat tim no do it!
.96 gal? no thanks
Marie doesn't shave anymore.