Splatoon 3

ATTENTION ALL GRIZZCO EMPLOYEES:
HORRORBOROS SHIFT IN 30 BINGS
>Gone Fission
>Trislosher, Nova, Dynamo, .96 gal
What we thinking boys?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I suck at using the dynamo roller in Salmon Run, but the other weapons are good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Just roll over stuff -> You can inch forward and kill everything in your path while saving on ink, roll slowwwwly.
      >Stand still and don't move with the roller down to recharge your ink. Can be faster than the traditional way of recharging, watch the ink gauge on your life jacket
      >Use the jumping flick for grillers
      >Can just straight up roll over most bosses by bumping them a couple of times, or flick then bump.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>>Use the jumping flick for grillers
        Jumping flick for ***steelheads. No idea why I said grillers. Basically jumping flick gives you more range and a concentrated vertical attack. It's very powerful

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        still and don't move with the roller down to recharge your ink. Can be faster than the traditional way of recharging, watch the ink gauge on your life jacket
        Oh that's clever. I often got killed recharging then flicking, wasting the meager ink I just recharged before being able to stand ground again.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo game
    >has a general on Ganker
    Many such cases!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >backseat janny
      >does it for free
      >checks his spam box folder daily - still no acceptance email
      many, MANY such cases!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it's Friday.
      The fimatsu threads can't hurt you for another week.

      https://i.imgur.com/vySS7ma.png

      ATTENTION ALL GRIZZCO EMPLOYEES:
      HORRORBOROS SHIFT IN 30 BINGS
      >Gone Fission
      >Trislosher, Nova, Dynamo, .96 gal
      What we thinking boys?

      It seems very solid to me frankly. Will be some good shifts with Ganker.
      Any table turf pros around? Anyone make good decks for lv3 cpus?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gonna go cry in the FFXIV threads, too? Any and all franchises that have generals on /vg/ aren't allowed to have threads on Ganker, after all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we didnt have a thread up all day, calm down anti-video games poster

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there were several but they quickly archived

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgot to reach 1200 points this rotation.
    I'll work harder next time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have < 30 minutes. It's possible to get it, or close to it at least

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lazy daughter. Worst daughter.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like every match I play, I'm the only person with an X rank badge. Now I really feel like I'm surrounded by timmies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The season just started like 10 days ago. Not everyone has gotten around to the X grind yet. What do you need to get that badge and convince me why I should rank up to S+ again right now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Not everyone has gotten around to the X grind yet
        The X rank badge is for people that got top 3000 or higher in X rank last season.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting.
          I unlocked X rank near the very end of last season just due to me not really prioritizing ranked mode. Top 3,000 worldwide? That sounds like it's pretty hard to get.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure it's top 3000 for whatever region you picked when you entered X for the season.
            It's not too hard to get the green one. I only got my ranking on 3/4 of the modes last season and still got it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Correction, it WAS not too hard last season because nobody knew there was a badge as reward so not everyone was trying hard for most of the season.
              Now the competition is going to be much more fierce I bet especially near the end of the season.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Top 3k is participation badge tier

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Probably balanced for the jp servers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                wtf is this? i cant read ching chong

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You shouldn't need to have to read it, but for reference for the text and placements, here was my own end of season card

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why is it called Gachi Area?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                "Competitive area"
                "Competitive watchtower"
                "Competitive tiger-carp-sea-monster"
                "Competitive Lajonkairia lajonkairii clam"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Gachi means "for real" "for serious"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                FRICK YOU

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll rank up soon. Once I stop being lazy. People are returning to S+ rank currently. Only those who bothered to rank up to S+10 are playing X battle.

        Fellas, you had to be good at X Rank LAST SEASON to have a badge for it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ...anyone seen any Gold X'ers before?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've only seen green badges. And, like, once every three matches or so.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What X ranking are you?
              I imagine it's gonna be even tougher to get that badge this season if you haven't already now that there's something to compete for.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                1800 something. Yeah, this season is going to be a grind.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, I'll see what I can do. It only took me a day or two to go from S to S+ last time so if I stop being lazy like the other shiverbro I might have a chance.

                Question: How dominant is Kraken in X battles at the moment? I've heard a lot of fuss about it but I wanna hear from people in the higher levels

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Timmies are getting filtered by Kraken are being exposed as never playing Splat 1. Just don't contest him. Run away. Give up the tower, you won't beat him. The only way to beat him is never letting him get close to the tower.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                noted, thx

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did Kraken rule Towers back in Splat 1?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There was so many other broken bullshit it did not, much like today. Still, Kraken players will get double and triple kills every now and then.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot to add that there's nothing you can do to stop Kraken from getting those kills lmao. You will get ambushed by a ninja Kraken.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Killer whail subtlely takes up 1/2 of walleye and awana mall in your path
                I miss it. I really do.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. You could super jump with Kraken too so you'd get people jumping to the tower in Kraken form with nothing you could do to get them off.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I miss splashing down krakens in the tower out of pure desperation. Bring back Splashdown, frick balance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I miss splashing down krakens
                Kraken and Splashdown have never been in the same game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >splashing down krakens
                ??????????

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing in splat 1 was that towers didn't destroy splash walls, and the splash wall was taller than the tower.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I keep running into green X'ers in A+ matches every so often, and in every fricking rank up match lmao, I'm never getting out of this hell

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Only came across a couple during turf when the update dropped

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Actually I remember, one was 'Luke!' and the other was 'SB-bran' I think

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yes

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Kampfart

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >just doing placements got me at around 4000
          >they didn't tell us about these badges last season so I didn't bother playing more
          sucks, but I guess I'll grind for the green one this season, it looks pretty nice

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I will never ever get that gold one to match my other shit
          this hurts

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Top 10 is ridiculous. It should have been top 1,000 for gold, 5,000 for silver, and 10,000 for green.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              At minimum top 100.
              Top ten is just ensuring the same nolifing gays always get it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll rank up soon. Once I stop being lazy. People are returning to S+ rank currently. Only those who bothered to rank up to S+10 are playing X battle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather be surrounded by breasts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Me too, but alas.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've never bothered to play X. I might go for a badge this season after Easter has passed. How much work is it for the badge? Isn't it Top 3000 X players or somthing?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >got my wife's badge today
        I'll wear is proud

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This guy draws good stuff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do cephalopods need boobies, they're not mammals and don't feed their young milk.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because the magic crystals compel them to emulate humans as much as possible

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Grizz is putting chemicals in the drinking water

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's an egg-obsessed bear, why would he give squids and octos breasts?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because that's a mammalian trait, duh

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Mammaries are a defining characteristic of mammals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you weren't a scrub playing the meta like every other skilless scrub then maybe you wouldn't have put your sorry ass in that predicament

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is Explosher meta? Because that's what I used

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you used it for Splat Zone then yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's too easy to get the basic x badge so I don't bother equipping it
      If I got the top 500 one then sure but until then it's just mr coco and annaki

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If I had known we'd be getting a participation trophy I would have bothered to at least calculate my X power lmao. I got into S+ then didnt play X at all

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Reached Rank B+

      Enough Rank Mode for me this Season.
      Back to Gacha Salmon Run Dailys.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, but alas.

      Where's the turf war room?

      This guy draws good stuff

      Marie? More like Mammarie.

      INKSACS
      TOO
      BIG

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's always the same three people who all que alone at the same time instead of playing together.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any SR rooms for the new rotation?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon lobby up, get in here squiggers

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hosting SR, ign TTT.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GGs lads.
      We got the shittiest Fug spawns ever, but everything else was incredibly smooth.

      Well shit.
      I was freelancing and joined your lobby entirely by chance.
      I really shit the bed on the 2nd glowfly wave we got, but is it cool if I send a friend invite?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, fricking thank you. Got home early almost 2 hours ago with intentions of getting to at least 400 VP on spawning ground since I managed to get to 310 last night. Was going great until stupid homosexuals wiped wave 1. Thank god some based randos helped and I jumped to 410 literally at the last game. Thought I was going to pop a blood vessel there. Octo daughter best daughter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      join me, I got a spot left anon.
      FangFox.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What? Kraken and splashdown were in 1 together. Right? Am I mixing my memories?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh frick, you are right. I swear it was in 1. Was there something similar? My memories are leaving me ;_;

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Bomb Rush
        >Bubbler
        >Echolocator
        >Inkstrike
        >Inkzooka
        >Killer Wail
        >Kraken
        Which of these is remotely sililar to Splashdown?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bubble maybe. There wasn't anything like splashdown in 1.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the downed squid
      topkek, i love military spurdos
      >dude what gamemode eveen is this

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Horroboros is actually pretty nice on Hydroplant even at hightide.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't normally talk bad about teams that gave me really good games that averaged around 130 eggs, but damn these guys could not stop dying. 6 deaths minimum for two of them. I get the feeling that if me and the other guy weren't around these wouldn't have gone over very well. Still, wins are wins.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta take risks to rake in the eggs, squigga.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Octo girl ponytail is so good, but nobody uses it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ponytail is unironically my favorite hairstyle for octo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite is afro, but ponytail for girls.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For those worried about Sockeye's health it'll make a comeback on the 17th.

    With Big Swig AND Goo Tuber

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this rollers. It's so slow.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it is a miserable experience if you don't know how to use it but at least it makes glowflies super easy, unless people still do the wall method which I sitll dislike.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The strength of the dynamo is that you can 1-shot cohocks by rolling over them. If you find yourself running out of ink too quickly, consider simply standing still with the roller down. So long as you're not moving, you will begin regenerating ink, and don't have to waste time and a shitload of ink having to redeploy your roller. I tend to use dynamo primarily for trash focus for this reason.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I use everything primarily for taking out trash.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good lad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          More people need to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >So long as you're not moving, you will begin regenerating ink
        now this is a game changer.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dynamo flicks and 96 do infact rape Fug btw.
    Just make sure trislosh and nova are on clean up.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GGs lads.
    We got the shittiest Fug spawns ever, but everything else was incredibly smooth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its impossible to climb in SM as freelance, literally impossible, no matter how good you are, no matter if you never die and make big plays.

      There
      is
      always
      some
      moron
      that
      DC
      or
      fricking
      dies 10 times and never care about the eggs.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What in the frick were you morons doing? Just fricking lead the grillers so others can shoot the tails.
    STOP FRICKING FLIP FLOPPING AND MAKING IT SPIN!

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Fug
    what?
    also, the pool code is PoolsClosed, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Horrorboros.
      The new Salmon King.

      What even started this meme? Been so long I forgot.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Flug is the german word for flying. Fug is a funny spurdo meme.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yuh I figured fiug had relation to the spurdo meme, I just couldn't recall why rayquaza got put along side it.
          So thanks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, the pool doesn't recognize capital letters so poolsclosed PoolsClosed same thing

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Dynamo
    Can't wait to get off work to go to work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >BOMBS AWAAA-- ACK!

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only one more silver for my shartsuit lads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      congrats you poopoo squid.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the turf war room?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so how sweaty are turf war rooms? play to win or have fun?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >good rotation
    >internet is down

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I made a turf war room, come join

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FUGGED FRICKED
    AWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH b***hHHHHHHHH!
    10 BRONZE
    2 SILVER
    1 GOLD
    TASTY!

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gg SR Bros. Gold scales for all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does everyone get the same scales?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. The whole team gets the same rewards.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes thankfully.
        Fangfox room is back up. Going for one more fug.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >will cost 333 gold scales

    Thank god. That makes my CD-Store Apron a possible Silver Scale reward.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do hope its expensive but not that expensive. If it was just 10 silver or whatever every homosexual with the single player badges would be running around with it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not unless gold gets higher rates.
      I'm sitting on 26 now plus I spent like 15 or so.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it’s cool if it’s that expensive. Otherwise it would have little value to own
        Honestly don’t get why people complain about expensive shop rewards, not like it’s impossible. Literally just git gud

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I've got some 200 or so hours in and only earned like 40-45 golds.
          No I don't want to grind 3000 hours just to get a hat.
          Frick you.
          The rates need increasing if we are going to keep getting 200, 400, 600+ silvers or golds.
          I clear king fine but the time investment isn't worth it nor necessary.
          The eternal grind bs is one of the few things that drags 3 down.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >No I don't want to grind 3000 hours just to get a hat.
            >Frick you.
            >The rates need increasing if we are going to keep getting 200, 400, 600+ silvers or golds.

            Goyim... Goyim... GOIYIM
            SHALOM GOYIM MY FRIEND.

            For Only 5 Bucks, you get 10 Minutes Gold Scales increase (0,6%).

            Buy?
            BUY?
            WHAT ARE YOU? POOR????

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      33 gold is as high as I would go.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Frienship Bracelet will either be heinously cheap or heinously expensive with no in between.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        999 gold or bust

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Degenerates had better start saving up now

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      throwing back brewskis with Agent 3!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The captain says they're gonna bust you upside the head with a bottle if you buy this expensive Modelo shit and not the cheap shit.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game should give me a badge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For what, being a degenerate?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With all the grindy ass badges in this game surely you've unlocked SOMETHING to show for your playtime. A 5 star weapon badge, SR badges, brand badges, X rank, surely you have something...right??

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have the s+ badge, a 999, hlm, big run 5%. Next are the bottom 2 x badges

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i have at 122 badges now. just counted it today

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fangfox 1/4
    evp240 with 3/5 salmon bar.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's there to drink at the salmon bar?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >got disconnected
    frick off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we didn't get fug it's fine anon. just rejoin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My meter was full so you would've gotten it.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funny image.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm opening a room, join Noble

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      salmon run btw

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Comm error
    rip

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good pic

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ggs. I'll be up for more SR later.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever gets the 92 in the prostituteoboro round
    DO NOTHING BUT SHOOT HIS FACE
    You have the best weapon to do this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing I have the 96 instead of the 92, then. I'll go kill bosses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even better than Splattershot Pro?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure he meant for the rotaton.
        As hydra is going to be fug rape.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    8 copper 4 silver not bad at all.
    >this way with bucket has you flail it like a moron
    CUTE
    U
    T
    E

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have to go gg

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be stuck in S rank forever. Even when I win full series, by the time I get to the rank up battle, the game gives me the fricking worst match-ups. I just want to get back to X rank.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the turf war rooms

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    noooo that was an easy boros kill. ggs guys

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >start rank up series 0-2
    >win next two
    >lose last one in overtime
    Fricking demoralizing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The shitters never stop.
      How did these twats get so high up?

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gg guys, too bad we didn't beat fug

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's waste our Killer wail in the final 2 seconds of wave 2 despite everything being fine
    >Let's waste our Ink Strike on the first steelhead that appears in Wave 3 despite everything being fine
    >Let's NOT use our last Killer Wail when we're 20 eggs behind quota with 30 seconds to go and Flyfish are everywhere

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yippity yikes holms.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >EVP 400 lobby last night
      >we barely scraped by on quota
      >Black person starts throwing booyahs after time expires

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just need one more silver for my shartsuit and these frickers can't pass wave 3 to clear their life. Not PoolsClosed GODS, randos mind you. 140 EVPish

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you barely scraped by he was probably turning in game winning eggs which he couldnt be doing if he's wasting time using a special just to use it. Specials are situational if the situation doesn't present itself you shouldn't use it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this is the most moronic post i've ever read
          t. 999 badge haver

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, I'm sure at no point in the 300 seconds of gameplay we had would a Booyah have been useful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >If you barely scraped by he was probably turning in game winning eggs
          Im not that guy but Im gonna assume someone whos barely scrapping by and forgetting to pop one of the most useful specials in SR isnt the brightest
          >Specials are situational if the situation doesn't present itself you shouldn't use it.
          Even using it to take out some statics is a good useage of Booyah Bomb. You use them when you see potential for overcrowding around the basket to happen, not that some of them cant work as such but specifically saving your specials as panic buttons (especially shit like tri strike and crab) is shitter tier behavior. I dont even know how many times I've seen a moron panic button tri strike only to die before he's even gotten 2 of the bombs thrown.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Randos wasting specials on Mothership
    why
    it happens almost half the time
    what compels people do this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd typicall say
      >inkbrush
      >sploosh
      >dapples
      but obvious not relevant here.
      Every weapon is good for knocking it off.
      So idk...Big Run mind set ingrained?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is no rotation where you should ever be wasting a special on mothership unless its wave 3. It sucks eggs so fricking slow and on most maps you should have anywhere to a few extra to like 10+ over quota by the end anyway.

        >Randos wasting specials on Mothership
        why
        it happens almost half the time
        what compels people do this

        I will never understand the morons wasting their specials on free waves like ship and mudmouths when they can barely scrape through normal boss waves.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NT Mothership on Marooner's can be a bit tricky if the rest of the team refuses to leave the boat. That's the only time I'd understand using a special. Even in that scenario, it's rare to need a special since it'll probably only save you from losing one egg vs just using weapons.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're literally only typing this because you lost NT mothership on marooner's bay.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you die NINE TIMES YOU STUPID SQUIGGER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      go play solo then

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was playing solo shittard, way to expose yourself

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely fricking baited.
        Get rekted homosexual.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Played about five hours of this shit today, dunno why but I've been getting back into it hard since the new season. I almost quit entirely during the last season but I guess I just like more of the shit they added this time around. Way behind on the grinds now though compared to most people.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're dead, hairball, I don't listen to dead people.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fricking kidding me. Stupid goddamn morons couldn’t finish off boris

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give me the borros spawn

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you're the Dynamo please stay in position, dont pop your special unless its wave breaker or wail, unless you're using a BBomb to neutralize the rush
    If you're not the dynamo, pre-shoot the fricking Goldies so they die the moment they touch the roller. Ignore the chum. If you're targetted by the flies then you can jump to other angles to help ease the load even more for about 10 seconds before they have the potential to start aggro'ing you again
    Its amazing how people frick up glowflies even though rollers are supposed to make them free as frick

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dawn, I know you weren't in the pool, but god damn use your FRICKING Wavebreaker. We could have killed Fug if you just used the damn thing.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marie? More like Mammarie.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Callie>Marie
    Pearl>Marina
    Shiver<Frye>Big Man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, an Anon who's correct in every way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong
      Wrong
      Right Wrong

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >failed to kill boros
    Trying my best bot to tell you to frick off. Good shifts otherwise

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Drop for the uh, drop. Shame we couldn't kill horo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, annoying end, but fun stuff. Thanks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're welcome Salmon warrior, You helped get me back up to EVP 300 after a rough night of moronic randos.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would anyone be interested in throwing shifts to get to Horror quickly to farm scales? I’m 300 EVP, and I’m not going for max, so I might as well churn it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, frick you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Manifesting myself into your lobbies to throw anyway 🙂

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, most of my losses last rotation were from playing on PoolsClosed. like I'm not even trying to be epic style, its just the truth. FL was better than Poolsclosed

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when bosses are retreating after a waves over, does killing them count for the badges

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that metal slug?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >extra wave
    >get dynamo roller
    >it's horrorboros
    frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good. flick the bomb or kill yoursefl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Flicking the bomb is killing yourself with the braindead teams in freelance

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          stop blaming your teammates, you suck

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Quit defending morons in a team game, moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Defend the 96 (if they're shooting at the bomb)

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've been using the Reeflux in Turf Warm once you learn to actually shoot squiggas with it it's a load of fun. You just know they're seething on the other side when they die to it too.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This rotation is amazing. Easily got to 400 on freelance, will aim for 600 tomorrow.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >freelance
      How?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >6181 power eggs in a single shift
        How the frick? Did you get 3 cohock waves or something?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There was a bug where using a dynamo on gushers gave you thousands of power eggs. I thought they fixed it though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          One cohocks and one glowies with dynamo. God I could do glowies all day long with dynamo, but I don't ever want to use it for anything else.

          Hi moron

          Hi, you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hi moron

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone thinks you are fresh

    Hehe... hehehe... hehehehehehe

    Thank I anon I luv u

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gay squiggers

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Not sure if there's an opponent in the area
    >Just put down a beakon and check the map
    I love beakons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing since 1 and never knew of thise function what

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I believe they make it able to track nearby opponents at some point during 2
        But no one fricking uses beakons but me so I don't blame you for not knowing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember this ever being a thing or seeing it mentioned anywhere, ever. It's not even on the wiki.

          I'm not necessarily doubting you, but if you're telling the truth, how the frick has this flown so completely under the radar?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Really isn't on the wiki
            >Nothing comes up if I search it
            Making me feel like I'm crazy even though I've known this to be a fact for years
            Here, I played a turf war match to get a demonstration. Tracking those two players who haven't engaged anyone yet until the one dude destroyed the beakon a millisecond later.
            I don't know why the wiki doesn't mention this but I assume people just don't know it since as I said no one uses beakons. They added this to buff beakons, so you'll know if an opponent is just sitting there waiting for someone to jump in or is currently looking to destroy it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't remember this ever being a thing or seeing it mentioned anywhere, ever. It's not even on the wiki.

              I'm not necessarily doubting you, but if you're telling the truth, how the frick has this flown so completely under the radar?

              I believe they make it able to track nearby opponents at some point during 2
              But no one fricking uses beakons but me so I don't blame you for not knowing

              I got a kill thanks to it yesterday!
              If more people knew about it, kits like the Sploosh Neo would become more useful
              Random people would be checking their map more often when there are beacons on the battlefield.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lmao that duelie user panicked.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                God I wish I was that fan

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What an unusual desire.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Fug
    >Get 96
    >Start shooting it
    >Getting Stinger'd
    >Go take care of the Stinger
    >Back to shooting it
    >It launches a bomb at me
    >Spend time avoiding it
    >Gotta reposition to keep shooting it
    >Get on a Fish Stick for a better position
    >Everyone's dead
    >Gotta jump down and revive
    >Keep shooting it
    >Throws bomb, gotta wait for it to produce another one
    >25% hp remaining
    Goddamn it that was frustrating.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone think it's kinda cute how hitting Boros on his body makes that portion of the body twitch?

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    X-Black folk PLEASE GO FROM A+ MATCHES NOBODY IS IMPRESSED WITH YOUR SHIT HERE

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sr 1/4
    milfblitzr

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Get grouped up with a pretty good team
    >We keep getting free night waves
    >One shift had 2 cannon waves. Another had 2 tornadoes
    I mean, cool. But what a waste of this nice team I got

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://exhentai.org/g/2489003/863069ed99/

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    squid gamers be like

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    even a dragon falls against the mighty tri-slosher

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, neat. I don't know why, but I thought the thread would be dead by the time I got back.

      I am incredibly happy to have this info.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        considering reefslider one shots stinger, I guessed it would reach high enough

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Really thought I'd have cleared out all the shops by now. Getting all the gear is actually draining my cash flow. Maybe I shouldn't have done like 15 gacha rolls at the beginning of the season.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this rotation is so easy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a nice break from Big Run

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Me when CB mahi mahi

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >equip MVPleased
    >my little veemo smiling and jumping for joy
    My heart was not sufficiently prepared for such concentrated levels of HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Makes up for my latest team not being able to stay alive for more than 5 fricking seconds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unlocked that day 2 and knew you’d love it out of all people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >fail wave 3 by 2 eggs because I was the only one trying to get eggs in the basket and everyone had fricked off
        What the HELL were you dipshits doing. I already had to take care of all the flyfish and stingers myself, anyway.

        I didn't think the waving one could be surpassed, but they exceeded my expectations.

        There, your baby mode map is finally coming back. Will you stop whining and complaining now?

        >big swig, goo tuber, and aerospray all in one loadout
        I wasn't complaining until now. Whose fricking bright idea was this? Also, baby map? I'd consider Gone Fission the easiest one of the lot. Sockeye just encourages a lot of shitter habits.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There, your baby mode map is finally coming back. Will you stop whining and complaining now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is that big swig
      if so I will complain

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just swing it to kill lessers and put it in front of you to win glowflies for free. dont be a baby

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its good for one special round, it sucks, literally every shooter and splatling clears lessers better and faster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate these weapons. More damage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely dogshit set

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do you morons only play salmon run or what

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people want league battle back, anarchy open isn't the same

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      well multiplayer's kinda in a shit state so we don't have much choice, it's also massively improved from the last game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I rarely do personally but even in 2 it was mostly SR posting in these threads, I don't know why

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      these people hate pvp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not true, I at least made it to S+0 in the first 2 seasons.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are such a jealous little gay. Im an X ranker squigger but I just love Salmon Run. No one “hates” PVP just because they dont want to join your shit turd wars lobby.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Theres only so many hours to play splatoon. I cant do everything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Id buy splatoon 4 tomorrow if it was just salmon run

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Get explosher
    >No Flyfish to kill
    >Get Dynamo
    >No steelheads to snipe
    i want to have fun again

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick me, I completely forgot that fug was the boss this shift until it showed up. Could barely do shit to it, too, because I got dynamo. Still managed to just barely kill it. Got the fug badge, too. I can't wait to get the silver a year from now because the game will juggle between it, coho, and whatever other bosses get added in the meanwhile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for a fug rotation with hydra and that's an easy 10 kills at least. Right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That is the happiest map change has ever made me. We won that game, but only barely. All 3 of them kept killing everything at the goddamn shore, and there were two low tides. One a fog.

        I didn't get lucky enough for that to happen in big run, but I did get crab tank a few times. it was wonderful.

        It took me like 5 months to get the coho silver, Im never getting fug silver let alone any more kings they add

        I barely got it like a month or two ago. I'm never, ever getting gold fatass. Silver fug will probably be sometime in 2024.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It took me like 5 months to get the coho silver, Im never getting fug silver let alone any more kings they add

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every wave was down to the wire goddamn. It shouldn't be this tight. We did have some shitty spawns though

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't you in PoolsClosed, octodaughter-anon? I swear I played with everyone by now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >really good team
      >disconnect in the lobby
      Every fricking time. Meanwhile I can never get away from the ones who annoy me.

      I am, I just usually get home and play after most people are done. I've played with a couple of anons, but not many.

      Why do you call it Fug?

      >he doesn't know

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you call it Fug?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What. The. Frick. Did you just discover Ganker 2 days ago?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >really good team
        >disconnect in the lobby
        Every fricking time. Meanwhile I can never get away from the ones who annoy me.

        I am, I just usually get home and play after most people are done. I've played with a couple of anons, but not many.

        [...]
        >he doesn't know

        I only know "fug" as reference to Spurdo, but I don't see how that's related to Horrorboros at all

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          /vp/ meme with Rayquaza. You're welcome

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Fug transcended vp in the early 2010s

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Youre new

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rayquaza has been called fug since around 2014. It's almost a decade old.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fail wave 3 because I spent the entire game with stingers, maws, and scrappers on my ass
    >all I had was dynamo
    Son of a b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      many such cases

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pop crab tank for fug's bomb
        >immediately get eaten by two maws
        Fricking hell

        I do not understand the almost pathological urge to ignore scrappers. I can at least get the stinger thing because there's the "it's not my problem" thing. But I have seen people just ignore scrappers that were either on their ass or just got off their ass and it's like they don't exist. I've had three scrappers on my ass in the past with a damn charger in front of the entire goddamn team and no one helps. No one ever helps.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's probably because scrappers are usually an easy enough one man job, probably just see a squid and scrapper and think eh I have more important shit to deal with without realising their teammate needs support

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >lose high tide glowflies at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND
            Son of a b***h, and we'd just barely gotten the quota.

            Well it's a shitty fricking attitude and it needs to stop. If I see a teammate in trouble then they need help, no two buts about it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You want to stay lowest platform near the basket (opposite side of the ones with the walk over grate)
              Have the dynamo just put the roller down at the ramp part and let all the salmon die running into it.
              Remember to give them cover when they recharge the ink and have one person dunk eggs. If they get glowflied and die, just revive them and let them continue to dunk.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I can not even begin to count how many games I've saved with that jumping dynamo flick onto steelheads. It's crazy. Fug is satisfying as frick to fight, popping his booyah is something else.

                This ain't my first rodeo, we were doing that. Sadly, the dynamo user was just dying too fast and everyone was panicking. One guy had both wave breakers and they were both gone in like 20 seconds. Just people running around like crazy, it was sad to see. All I had was reefslider.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >threw booyah bomb too early and got hit by steelhead bomb right as i landed
    oh god i fricked that up p bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      at least you didn't throw it into the water like I have

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the run. my luck must have been really bad so time for a break...

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Salmon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      still there ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm up then
          you make the room ?

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >more than a minute until it started
    This does not bode well for the connection.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, you guys are alright. Shame I was the only one who died, even if it was once.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there no girls here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        girls aren't real

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its real to me

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >been playing a bit more lately
    >Got those stickers u can put in your name and reached rank C last night
    Booyah

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I thought we were screwed that last wave.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aw, I thought we were guaranteed a fug that one. It went so well, too.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Splatoon was on PC tbh. Imagine the high-skill ceiling players and what moronic shit they could pull off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care reddit frog

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *takes a stinky shit on you*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >High skill ceiling
      >Pc
      Lol, everyone cheats on PC.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        splatfest discussions are already moronic enough, I don't need to add arguments about fake/bot votes or cheating

        This is console cope, come on.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean no, no it’s not. Some online games have upwards of half the playerbase cheating, many prominent streamers get caught cheating all the damn time. That’s one of the few good things about switch online being locked down, at least you dont have to worry about cheating, aimbots, etc. No aim assist unlike other console shooters either. Splatoon is already very skill based and gyro >>>> mouse and cuckboard anyway.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not. I've been playing on PC since the 90's.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Every single online game that features crossplay with PC has the vast majority of aimbotters/wallers/ect come from PC.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      splatfest discussions are already moronic enough, I don't need to add arguments about fake/bot votes or cheating

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the nude mods and microbikinis

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HOOOOOLY

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          DIVER. YOU'VE BEEN GONE TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            HEEB TUMMIES, SQUIDLING

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I love nude mods.
        Also that's a boy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Also that's a boy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Anon's a Black personhomosexual, boys have gigantic eyebrows notched on their right side

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's the other way around, idiot. That's a boy (which makes it hotter btw).

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's a boy. What's your point?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Point is that

                Imagine the nude mods and microbikinis

                is a girl, moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But he has male eyelids. Girls have a little pointy thingy, or are those just the octo girls?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's Octos only

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I play with Ganker people? I see lobbys mentioned but I don't get how to enter them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever wanna do that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because I never got to kill a king salmonid with randoms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      look up how to join pools, poolsclosed is the name you enter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was a discord server.
        BRB killing myself.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GGs guys
    short but sweet

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Controller battery warning has popped twice now. Gg, homies.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After a big loss streak and a few clears without Fug, I finally got him and it was a 34 second clear. Blew up every bomb except one. 2 silvers 1 gold was worth the time... right?

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That was some of the best salmon running I've had in a while. I'd like to stay more, but I really should get some sleep now. One of the easiest fug kills in recent memory. I bet I could reach EVP 999 with you guys. Maybe I'll try later. Feels good to have most power eggs and second most goldens. Don't go forgetting that veemo is best baby.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it too late to get splatoon
    or should i just wait for splatoon 4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's never too late
      if you care for the lore you should just watch some gameplays of the previous games
      if you don't care for stuff like this you can just hop in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The game is very fun and still just on its 1st yr

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh i'll wait for 4 then
        hopefully then we get salmon run 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's still seven more update cycles for sure to come out for 3. I'd say there's still plenty of time to finally get into the game. Shit they even added most of the old catalogue items to the gacha machine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon is a games as a service title with paid updates content every once in a while. Wait for 4, buy on release.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With how the drip feed of content is, there's at least 2-3 more years of solid support

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      splatoon 4 will be the start of a new saga so there's that, it'll probably be a better starting point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not too late. This is the Splatoon Game for the next 4+ years.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >This is the Splatoon Game for the next 4+ years.
        Lol, the game is getting 2 years of updates and we’re already 1/4 of the way through. Is it too late? No, but four years? We’re expected to get a new console next year and with how Splatoon prints money, there’s a high chance we get another Splatoon game early 2025. Four years from now is 2027. Splat 2 came out two years after Splat 1, it’s not unheard of and clearly Splat 3 didnt take that many resources as there is a heavy amount of content reuse from the previous game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >there’s a high chance we get another Splatoon game early 2025.

          Imagine beating inklings/octolings up until the entire area is filled with ink, then you won the turf war.

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make it Gacha
    >release swimsuits
    >Nintendo buys Sony after 2 weeks

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into Grizzco
    >join a few rounds that my braindead fricking teammates are bound to lose
    >stop playing at 10 or 20 points to preserve rank
    >repeat next shift
    I CAN'T FRICKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, EVERY SHIFT EVERY FRICKING SHIFT IM JUST STUCK IN THIS INFINITE LOOP OF GOING FRICKING NOWHERE! HOW IS A homie SUPPOSED TO RANK UP AND EARN ANY FRICKING SCALES AT ALL LET ALONE THE LUDICROUS AMOUNTS NEEDED FOR A FRICKING STICKER ON THE LOCKERS NO ONE LOOKS AT!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't play
      >WAAAH WHY AM I NO GET SCALES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re playing for scales then this is not how you do it. Listen I have shifts like that too, but the trick is to just claw your way out. If you derank it’s not the end of the world, everyone always gets back to EVP and if you cant then that’s on you shitter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ranks in Nintendo games are just intended to be progressive tryhard containment pools, you shouldn't care too much about them and if you lose a rank it's because your skill is better suited to easier fights. Just aim to unlocking stuff instead

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but the fear of ranking down isnt about how others perceive you; it’s about the noticeable drop in player skill in Profressional compared to EVP, and it is noticeable. Even the change between prof + 3 and prof + 2 can be severe, which can make climbing back to EVP a pain in the ass as you’re stuck with some of the most braindead shitters in the game. You can do what you can to carry, but the egg quota isnt significantly lower than low EVP so if your team isnt carrying their weight or are dying 10 times a match, as profreshitters are wont to do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >scared of losing rank
      Shitter doesn't belong in EVP and knows it. Sad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we need higher ranks, evp is ruined

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        since getting into EVP, I deranked once. One game we wiped wave 1 to something really stupid, like a terrible glowflies or griller round where nobody cooperated, next shift someone else dc'd wave one.Shift after that I dc'd wave one. Getting back to EVP from +3 after that was harder than most sub 200 EVP for me

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to grind over 9999hours+ for some autistic batches
    >NO CLOUD SAVING

    So.... if my Release Switch fricking dies my shitty golden Salmon Run Badge is also gone forever, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Better get an OLED and transfer it over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2 was the game without cloud saves.
      3 has them.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    never forgetti

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't she have the eye triangle?

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've opened up a salmon run lobby. Gonna go make lunch so you guys got like 5 or 10 minutes to drop in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >creates lobby with less than 1 minute until the maps refresh
      Bold move.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Remake so I can actually see it in my tab.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >creates lobby with less than 1 minute until the maps refresh
      Bold move.

      lmao smart one we got here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Remake so I can actually see it in my tab.

        >creates lobby with less than 1 minute until the maps refresh
        Bold move.

        I'm sorry for being a moron everyone. I was hungry. I've remade the room.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lol I hope you enjoy your sandwich you lovable idiot
          I would join your room but my game isn't open so it won't pop up even if I tried

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think this will go well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's the problem? That went fine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I retract my statement.

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Last patch didn't have any new weapons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      haha... we'll get those new stringer and splatana next time right?
      ...right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What new splatanas could they even implement at this point?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Heavy versions.

          Reeflux - Tri-Stringer - ???
          Squiffer - Splat Charger - E-Liter

          If they're lazy, we'll just get a slower stringer that has more rnage and damage. If they have some interesting ideas, we might get something unique like the Sloshing Machine.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if they can figure something out for shooter and roller they can for splatanas, make a dual wield one that has two weaker charge slashes or a charge hold one

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Most of the shooters are barely different from eachother as it is.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cool. Then add more weapons like that for other classes, so that they can get more kit variety

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                okay do one of my two unique ideas for splatanas then, shits not hard to think of

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Big Splatana that your woomy can hold up like a shield while it charges. Sort of a brella hybrid.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >your woomy
            I'm a weyyo

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              kay

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >your woomy
              I'm a nyes

              Based.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >your woomy
              I'm a nyes

              Ngyes = Weyyo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Woomy = Veemo

              There are less roundabout ways to proclaim your homosexuality

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Better a homosexual than a troon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Splatoon is a boys' game. Cooties are nasty and boring.

                I play as myself and am surrounded by a harem veemos and woomys, you pretend to be a little girl

                We all know all Weyyos are homosexuals. Ngyes can be straight, but to proclaim them to be superior character designs is simply objectively wrong. Even the developers themselves treat them like afterthoughts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Splatoon is a boys' game. Cooties are nasty and boring.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I play as myself and am surrounded by a harem veemos and woomys, you pretend to be a little girl

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I can't imagine more than a quarter of the players of Splatoon are female. That means most of the woomies/veemos around town are gender dysphoric.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                truly, the splatoon community is filled with trannies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I’d rather play as a cute woomy than a homosexual yebby/weyyo. I see her not as my avatar, but as my woomy gf who is under my control. Understand the difference

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >your woomy
            I'm a nyes

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >your woomy
              I'm a weyyo

              Based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You'll get a new Reef-lux set and you'll be happy

        Sprinkler and Inkstorm

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          frick you
          I could accept inkstorm, would actual have good synergy with non one hits but sprinkler on reeflux is fricking evil

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nerf minisplatling into oblivion
    >add one (1) new splatling post-launch
    >it's mini
    why

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ballpoint is good
      >Nerf it into the ground

      >Brellas are daring to be viable and sharing a space with shooters
      >Nerf them too, and "accidentally" make them bug out in the next game

      >52 is perfectly viable, but according to analytics it's only showing up in 60% of all matches
      >Buff it
      >Buff it again
      >Suck its dick
      >Buff it until you can see your fricking reflection in it
      >Buff it one more time just to make sure

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Buff it until you can see your fricking reflection in it
        made me laugh, mfs treating it like a bowling ball

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ngyes = Weyyo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Woomy = Veemo

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here are some buffs to Reefslider I thought up:

    >Faster - activates sooner, moves faster, explodes sooner
    >Kicks up ink as it moves, which would give it a much wider hitbox
    >After the explosion, you can dismount and dodge slide in any direction

    Enough? Too much?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why not make it so you can press the button again to dismount and launch the Reefslider with you off of it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently it's inspired by that Akira bike scene, which means that dismounting early would go against the design of the special.

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ha ha! Time to climb up the rank ladder and unlock X battle!
    >Clam Blitz
    In an hour!

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sees teammate with Callie badge
    Oh...
    >And a Marie badge
    Oh no...
    >And a normal Harmony badge
    OH NO OH NO OH
    >Squid Sisters Banner
    OH GOD OH GOD OH NO WHY
    >Match starts with a Scrapper and Flipper Flopper
    >They immediately start rushing to the edge before dying by the mobs after breaking down the scrapper

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I use my purple big run badge just to bait fatties like you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I was merely pretending to be a shitter with my shitter badges, fooled you!
        >wave one wipe
        Suuuuuuuure.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I was merely pretending to be a shitter with my shitter badges, fooled you!
          Yes

          >wave one wipe
          That's where you are wrong, squiddo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Listen, if you play well, consistently well, no one in your lobby will give a shit what your badges are. We’re talking about what badges say about a person at first glance, and unlike PVP, there is no real reason to fake someone out like you have chosen to do. Fact of the matter is Callie and Marie badges, along with harmony are often red flags for inexperienced players. Nobody is saying you cant wear those badges but it’s more of just a warning for anons based on our cumulative experience. You’re just being petty about it for no real benefit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Alright, son. Calm down. You want my opinion? Guys that fill their banner with SR exclusive badges (except for the 999 gold badge) are usually shitters. Also, you can tell when a ranked CHAD is warming up in SR by his badges, too.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What about the Big Run 5% badge?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Don't trust all of them. You can be carried by a discord team, but most of them are legit good.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like cope to me.
                If I wear to line up all the Callie Marie Harmony shitters I played with and all the Max Hazard/999/S+ etc badges I played with, I GUARANTEE YOU the callie marie shitters would consistently underperform. I check their stats after the match and they’re always dying the most and contributing the least, it’s not a coincidence.

                Everyone knows those are the first badges you get if you do story mode first, its not a hard concept to grasp that inexperienced players want to display what few badges they have, come on now. Are there good players who wear them? Sure, but they’re rare, the exception proves the rule.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If they use both Callie and Marie badges, then yeah, there is a 80% chance they are shitters, but how often do you see that outside of turf war? How do you even reach EVP without obtaining more badges anyway?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I see it in low EVP all the damn time lol. By now most people have other badges but there’s still new people buying the game, there’s overachievers joining EVP lobbies in pools closed for fricks sake.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Story-mode-wise callie and marie are one of the last badges you get, when you max out your level in story mode.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                …which is an extremely easy thing to do, and most people play the story mode first as its a glorified tutorial anyway before jumping in the other modes.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Alright, son. Calm down. You want my opinion? Guys that fill their banner with SR exclusive badges (except for the 999 gold badge) are usually shitters. Also, you can tell when a ranked CHAD is warming up in SR by his badges, too.

              The only respectable badges are SR boss kills. Regular color badges confirm you're a shitter trying to look good, gold badges confirm you get carried or use Discord.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                SR boss kills badge users are usually shitters. Specially if they use three of them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They're better than most because for the badges you need kill confirms, you can't assist.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can farm bosses in lower ranks too. It only means they have been playing a little while, but haven't achieved anything. It's like a friend I used to had who has been playing league of legends for over 8 years and he is still hard stuck in silver.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Callie and Marie shitters are guaranteed to be dogshit, the DLC banner is the icing on the cake.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why aren't you in EVP?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Waifu badges are better than people with three low effort gold badges like Lv 100 catalog and 10 tricolor wins. At least waifugays are honest about being a coomer, while fake golds attempt to look impressive

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I use the defending gold badge as frick you to all the people who whined about tricolor, badge was easy to get and after alterna badge is frankly more impressive, I might actually change to that but it ruins the full gold banner look I got going

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to splat the choctopuss.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Inksacs too big

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sup, anybody playing SR right now?

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I just equip badges of characters or designs I like and it makes some autist do mental gymnastics over my skill level
    I'll equip the Marina badge the instant it's added.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Badges are suppose to introduce you as a person. I go like this:
      >Fashion badge, waifu badge, biggest achievement badge.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's
        >Tri-Slosher badge
        >Golden Sockeye Station badge
        >Tri-Slosher Nouveau badge

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If youre good then it doesnt apply to you.

      As I said you autists are taking this personally when you dont need to, but fact of the matter is a lot of these “easy” badges are dead giveaways towards inexperienced, shit-eating Timmies. But if you’re not one of those, then no need to worry, it doesnt apply to you. No need to feel insecure about it. No need to lash out at others. Wear your shitter badges loud and proud because actions speak louder than badges.

      …but for the rest of us it is helpful to know when we see that line of Harmony Callie and Marie with the Callie Marie banner we know we’re in for a bad time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll equip the Marina badge the instant it's added.
      ew

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have 1000 hours and my badge is dj octavio with default banner

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    these threads are becoming /vg/-tier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1. You’ve been saying this for months yet you still come to these threads.
      2. This is basically a general in everything but name, not sure why you’re surprised
      3. In order to know what a /vg/ general is like, you must have used /vg/ regularly at one point, so you’re not really any better than them.
      4. Instead of talking about the game or trying to improve the quality of the thread, you instead choose to make a meaningless and vague comment that adds nothing to the conversation.

      All in all, pointless comment. Do better. And maybe go back to /vg/.

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just use the default title, banner, and zero badges

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But why? Is there no banner that interests you? No badges that represent you? Being a blank is boring.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I usually see that as someone smurfing. Callie Marie Harmony trifecta shitters are unironically worse on average

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >That loner rank gold badge letting everyone knows she's not to be fricked with.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the most disgusting
        pretends not to care but still wants to brag

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's not pretending not to care. She got her victory, and now she's just babysitting Callie and Marie. That's her full time job, she doesn't have time to Salmon Run or play Xrank battles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this should be retroacively changed to the golden X badge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just use Harmony's basic badge and the banner that matches the badge's color

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that they're holding back all of my Off the Hook Splashtag stuff until the 2nd DLC wave pisses me off, I want a way to declare my huge Pearlgay status to the world now dammit

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I opened a SR room, noble

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we need to call out those 5 people who flood the notifications with tabletuf games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We’ll call you out instead because you are the far more annoying homosexual. What’s your in game name?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blame Nintendo for being unable to add filters. I am sick of seeing SR notifications flooding my ranked games, but you don't see me b***hing about it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo can do no wrong.
        No, clearly it is the people playing Tableturf that are the issue.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You received an invite!
        >It’s a turd war invite and you’re in the Grizzco lobby
        Shit’s moronic.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can't even accept them without changing lobbies. It's so awkward. Ancient games like Quake II had better room browser than a modern game.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This feature really seems tacked on, literally jerryrigged into the notifications tab. Im worried its not going to get much QOL fixes with how it’s been implemented. Feels like it should have been in the game since launch with a separate tab/menu and some ability to at least filter shit, see the currently open rooms, have full rooms be displayed as full, etc. Im not getting my hopes up that they fix it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't even have a refresh bottom. If you logged in after the guy created the lobby, you won't see it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It’s so fricking stupid too.
                Say you start a room and play a few matches, one guy leaves. Well guess what, no one in the pool is going to know you have an open slot because theres no way to send out another invite! So close the room and open a new one but yeah, if youre not logged on before a room is created you cant even see the open rooms, shit is beyond moronic. I just dont understand how their flagship online franchise with forced paid online is so behind on basic ass features that existed over a decade ago.

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wanna start going for some 5 star weapon badges
    >Mt ADHD makes me compelled to constantly switch off what I'm playing
    Help

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      5 star weapon badge is an awful grind. its normal not to want to grind that shit out, only autists do that.

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the point of increasing your gear past having three slots? The bonus barely even does anything.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Badges.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The bonus barely even does anything.
      I have 5 stars on my main's build which I mostly play and it adds up over time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a piece of gear you really like and its like the only gear you use then you can farm chunks a little faster if everything is five stars but yeah, its not that important in the short term. But if youre playing the game for years and years with the same gear you’ll get more chunks yeah, even moreso with drink tickets. Not that important, just focus on three slotting stuff. I only five starred my favorite gear which I use for ranked

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hair not being gender-locked is the worst thing to happen to Splatoon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No way. Male octolings barely have variety, besides they look better with the female hair styles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Troon alert.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They got a handful of new haircuts in 3. There was no need to allow the Weyyos to turn into trannies.

          Some men look good with long hair. It's nothing about trooning out. Don't hate us for being cuter than girls. No homo.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not cute, gay. I know you think you are but you’re not. Nobody hates you, that would require people to care. They probably just dont want to look at gays 24/7 which is why they report your gay posts in the plaza

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >t. ugly goblin
              Envy is such an ugly sight.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't hate us for being cuter than girls.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally nothing wrong with being trans.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >ACK!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Other than the crippling dysphoria, self mutilation, and extremely elevated suicide rate, nope nothing wrong with being trans.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They got a handful of new haircuts in 3. There was no need to allow the Weyyos to turn into trannies.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The yebs and weyyos having “gender neutral” animations also makes them look like even bigger homosexuals than the previous games. That inkopolis weapon animation looks so FRUITY on male cephs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Compare.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          polgay frick off

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Back to /leftypol/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody likes trannies and wants them in our games, doesnt make you a polgay to admit it. Maybe YOU should go back to /lgbt/ if you cant handle basic banter, “Vivi >:]”

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You're are annoying

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haters forever hating.

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gayers forever gaying

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AIDSers forever AIDSing

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >want to make a sweet clip
    >the 30 second recording is blurry as shit
    >have the idea of making a 30s recording right before recording the clip so it's shorter
    >it's still blurry as shit
    they gave the recording a max bitrate instead of a max filesize those fricking idiots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you make a recording?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        long press on the square button left of the HOME button

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It looks way blurrier on the switch than it does when you rip it on your computer

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've made a new salmon run lobby

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Inksacs too big

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frye actually has large inksacs though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Large

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean compared to the usual complete flatties in the Splatoon world she's pretty stacked

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She's about as thick as Marina and as thick headed as Pearl.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that Nintendo rigged splatfest to have this goblin win. We will never forget, just like how we will never forget that cats won.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  139. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bump limit! Quickly, post it! You know the one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        splat tim no do it!

  140. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .96 gal? no thanks

  141. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marie doesn't shave anymore.

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