Splatoon 3

Cuz the mods deleted the last one, for some fricking reason

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone open to PB? Considering making a room

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      glad you made one OP
      I was about to make one lol

      im down

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick it, made a room. Will wait a bit ‘till more join in
        1/8

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          JOINING

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah what mode are we playing?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            3/8

            Could do splat zones, wanna see about getting more folks in first

            So just jannies being typical gays. On another note, have we always had walnut-wood lockers as an option? Showed up today in Hotlantis and was rather surprised.

            Yeah, just took a while for it to show up for you I guess. Took me ‘till late february before I got the green locker

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >zones
              cool

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sexy dodges

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going for three (3) fugs you fricks.
      Now get in here.
      Fangfox.

      Los Papos.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any idea why Tri-slosher Nouveau is doing better in RM and CB than in SZ and TC, according to stat.ink? Is it because tacticooler boosts swim speed? Does fizzy bombs suck ass in TC?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure
      Could be happenstance from the sample size?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fizz bombs let tri move around at stupid fast speeds and have a presence. With right right build it's an annoying shit to deal with on the modes that let you move around the map

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GGs A, we won every single match until rotation change up to 180 EVP for me, which is gigachad tier with this shit loadout.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, GGs. We lucked out with the two randoms.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they were good too, definitely lucked out based on some of the freelancers I played with earlier

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Behead PearlWoomy and FRICK jannies

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DEENS
    TURF WAR
    ALLOWS 8
    GET IN

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the mods deleted the last one
    What'd I miss? Did it have an obvious lewd OP? Or did it devolve into the usual bad shit that gets threads nuked?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nothing, no porn spam or anything. Was a bit slow but that’s all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So just jannies being typical gays. On another note, have we always had walnut-wood lockers as an option? Showed up today in Hotlantis and was rather surprised.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, just janniekeks being useless as always

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Many such cases.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the mods deleted the last one
        What'd I miss? Did it have an obvious lewd OP? Or did it devolve into the usual bad shit that gets threads nuked?

        If a thread looks too much like a general and it's not for a new game they will nuke it for not being on /vg/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >do absolutely amazing with one team
          >get fricked next game by nothing in particular
          >everyone bails
          Fricking quitters.

          That describes 90% of the threads on Ganker. Jannies remain useless.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >and it's not for a new game
          even new games get deleted for being generals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there was some troony stuff but otherwise pretty normal thread

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >there was an anon in the pool that's at Apprentice 40
    And I thought being a go-getter was bad.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who is the best girl in the game and why is it marie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mr coco

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still got the PB up, still looking for players
    2/8

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid you can’t resend notifications. Anyway, 3/8. Got a game going so the patient folk aren’t bored

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get in pls

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I intentionally clog up the notifications tabs with as much junk as possible

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING SOUL

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to make Crab Tank less situational in Salmon Run? To have any effect at all you need to make sure that you're actually in a safe place to use it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just clear the garbage a bit and use it very proactively. See stingers/flyfish in near proximity and want to clear them out? Just pop that shit, probably wont find much of a better use for it unless you need to revive people in ball form or mow down a bunch of trash. Either way its worst used as a panic special, dont use it that way or you WILL waste it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can be flanked from almost everywhere in SG so you get punished more for using it at the wrong time compared to the other maps. As soon as you see flyfish and/or stingers, assess the situation. Get in range, clear the area and then pop Tank to one-shot the bosses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If I ever see more than 1 Big shot alive its an instant pop from me unless I have like e-liter or something

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sorry bro

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN ARE THESE DUMB ASS B TEAM DEVS GOING TO ADD MORE FRESHEST FITS?!
    They keep dropping these worthless ass pointless balance patches without addressing the mediocrity that these weapons and kits possess.

    More freshest fit slots should have been one of the 1st things they added

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Think I just chose a bad day for a PB. Gonna close the room, got other stuff to attend to. Thanks for the 2 that stuck around at least

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DEENS
      TURF WAR
      ALLOWS 8
      GET INNNNN

      ggs
      >Think I just chose a bad day for a PB.
      yeah it happens

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These japs are scary. Lots of them flaunting their 999 badges and already have shit like the rootin tootin and backflip taunts.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you actually play the game more you will get them too...

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wow, they actually make those sounds with their mouths?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I still love the fact that they designed Pearl and Marina to resemble their VAs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They did?
        I thought they already had the characters drawn up to show to the VAs during the casting process

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god, not only am I doing horribly right now but it feels like ain't nobody helping me or killing any bosses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's a shit loadout and 90% of randos can't handle these weapons. Strap in bucko.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was doing fricking amazing last night with Ganker. I guess you just gotta know. Doesn't excuse my performance. I'm dying way more than I would like. But it still seems like no one is watching my back and that my specials are the ones saving everything. Keep having to booyah bomb and inkjet both my teams and loads of enemy bosses.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Then join me anon, still at 1/4.
          God damn do I hate working 2-10. You gays are always gone.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well it's too damn late now, I had to take a dump.

            poolsclosed is nearly as much of a gamble as freelance usually, but I think late night hours the lobbies are usually fine.
            not that we're even active during midday any more. LOL

            People got shit to do.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              its called we're dying. get over it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Stop shitting. RIGHT NOW! You are only allowed to poop before the salmon as per the Grizzco corporate charter section 5, paragraph 3, line 4.
              Fangfox 1/4.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Which 999 badges do you have?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          poolsclosed is nearly as much of a gamble as freelance usually, but I think late night hours the lobbies are usually fine.
          not that we're even active during midday any more. LOL

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I dont see the room

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Just joined one. I have my doubts about this fox guy, but whatever. Come suffer with me.

            Stop shitting. RIGHT NOW! You are only allowed to poop before the salmon as per the Grizzco corporate charter section 5, paragraph 3, line 4.
            Fangfox 1/4.

            I poop when it's pooping time. If I gotta shit again, I'm leaving you without a second thought.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i think im just gonna freelance. i havent touched this rotty yet anyway

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Suit yourself.
                >rotty
                What

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, we call it a rotty (Rotation) in australia

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well aren't you rude anon.

              Which 999 badges do you have?

              I don't have time to grind up to 999, but got silver on fission. got up to like 650-700.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh god, I'm still doing horribly here.

                Yes, yes I am. Thank you.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    REEEEEEEEE STOP BEING DEAD YOU gayS. JOIN

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright GGs [russian name I can spell]
    you were pure chaos

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would call this lineup serviceable but would rate it pretty low on the fun scale
    not as anti-fun as garbage like the semi-autos but still. you literally just want wiper

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even Frye's voice actress is ugly, there's truly nothing redeemable about this character

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly like her voice in songs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PURE SEXOOOOOOO
      whats her name?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It says it at the end, dummy

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that squidkid who only wore Toni Kensa to school

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >School shooter
      toni kensa fans are edgy gays.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a school shooter use a ROLLER?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't mow down all who mocked hi and his clan
          weak aura.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >most power eggs and most revives
    Actually I can live with this.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One of you had the booyah bomb this whole fricking time?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wasnt me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was me. I was saving them both for wave 2 mothership

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used both my wave breakers so not my problem.
      >someone had 250 eggs
      KILL MORE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I blame the rando.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        had 250 eggs
        it was the freelancer. plus we had 3 specials left

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it, that's the third time in a row it gave me splatana on wave 1.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    angfox 1/4
    still at 0/3 fugs.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eh whatever, I'll join you again. Still better than most freelancers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Octos, please dont join

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fangfricks

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that fricking autist who has to ink every nook and cranny of the map
    >also that fricking autist is me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      go play powerwash simulator with rainbow mods or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you know you're the reason we lost

        sorry bros, i cant help it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you know you're the reason we lost

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >first splatana again
    GOD DAMN IT

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to sing the fish stick song

    >Turns into this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Try to sing the fish stick song

      >Turns into this

      >then turns into this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Try to sing the fish stick song

      >Turns into this

      >then turns into this

      >try to sing the fish stick song
      >turns into this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i would really prefer if you'd be quiet

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Callie posting time?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >3 kills 6 deaths
    >#1 overall splatter and enemy splatter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1 (ONE) kill
      >#1 Enemy Splatter

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop myself from getting an erection every time I see that one new emote?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wich one? but now for you question fap before every match

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The undulating one

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >simultaneous surprise eel + flopper
    guess i'll die then

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FUGGLE FRICKED MATES YUH!
    3 silver. Not bad.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a damn win. Good hustle on that fug. It feels nice to flingza when I'm allowed to.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the 3 fish sticks at the start actually worked perfectly

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >throw a bomb into two dead squids
    >just fat out misses
    THE FRICK?!

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aw god. I love how much fish ass I beat, but I hate how much I died.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Join room
    >Wipe wave 3
    >Worst player leaves
    every time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      feel like these peeps usually have the biggest egos. nobody here is just a tool for you to win salmon run matches.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where are the rooms

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, can't even fault anybody there. The game just straight up said we weren't allowed to win that game.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you gays have any SR rooms up?

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have to demote before joining so you guys don't die

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking Christ, what is with this game tonight. You can't do SHIT.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These weapons are too slow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They kinda are.
      I need stamper over wiper.

      Wow, can't even fault anybody there. The game just straight up said we weren't allowed to win that game.

      Yuh that was some shit.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE LAST SECOND SPECIALS. THEY MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiple high tides
    >Outcome is determined by how many Flyfish appear on the grates to burn our specials
    Bullshit map

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CAN'T DO FRICKING SHIT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2-3 drizzlers and 2-3 flyfish is a real mess.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Theres a much better SG lineup coming anyway, no point in wasting youre time here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I need my fug kills.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know why I'm trying again, but here goes.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >glowfies
    >instead of staying in place, stupid roller goes somewhere else
    there's no word that can describe how awful this playerbase is at the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seven (7) years anon.
      five (5) for samon run.
      It's just grating at this point.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy cripes, that win was by the seat of our pants. Fricking high tide. Fangfox, what the FRICK was that bullshit during the griller wave? I have the roller, I'm on smallfry duty. You had no business dying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hur der let me have the grillers spin in place for 20 seconds
      Yuh no. someone has to pop the tail. And you guys kept making them dance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        KEK based!
        If the griller is coming from the right or alrady made it onto the basket ramp platform you might as well jump across the aisle to reset it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You were the reason they were dancing the first place, you stupid frick!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >get one (1) griller trailing me
          >it was your fault
          sure anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh you were in that lobby? I hope I looked cool

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Welp that's 3 fugs.
        Thanks anons, very fun, shit rotation aside

        Better question WHY CAN i FRICKING SWAP MY FRICKING GEAR BETWEEN MATCHES IN X BUT NOT FOR ANARACHY??!! THE FRICK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gg. By the way wtf is with all this kissing homosexualry?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's literally nothing wrong with kissing
            https://twitter.com/heatinsulator/status/1635016815129800706?s=46&t=F2wAHC1X6gCyrkEfvwaz2Q

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What kissing homosexualry?

            Well it wasn't a fug kill, but I was still happy to get 3 scales. These were some oddly good japs to play with.

            Better than him, I promise you. I had one a couple games ago that tried to do the exact same moronic smallfry killing with splatana. On high tide. He had to die a few times to understand that he was being dumb before leaving them to me. Thought we were gonna wipe with him making them spin constantly.

            They only spin if the one they chase hops around dip shit.
            The other 3 squids do not matter.
            Do you people seriously not get grillers by now?
            If your lead man panics you need someone else to fricking deal with the bullshit.
            You twats being undecisive on grillers cost me the golden fug. Stop fricking hopping up and down off ledges.
            Find a damn spot. Park your bloody ass. Or start moving in a large circle.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's gotta be the first time I saw a communication error right after it found the game.

              WE cost YOU a golden fug? Holy hell, no wonder people were talking shit about you. How about I wave my damn golden fug statue in your damn face. I'm just gonna stop talking now, there's no use in it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes gay.
                It was just twenty fricking seconds of THREE c**ts hiding in the cuck corner on inkblot. Not opening grillers.
                Not using specials.
                Barely killing smallfry.
                Just sitting in front of the griller does FRICK ALL if you can't reach the tail.
                I only go out on grillers to unfrick stuck/spinning grillers or egg fetch. So frick yourself.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >he didn't get the golden fug

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                some of uus have jobs ann, I work 2-10, I didn't even get a chance on sunday.
                Beyond that idiots here not using specials landed me at 139 twice. But by all rub it in c**t.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not my fault
                classic Ganker

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it's fine to stand in one single location for 15+ seconds in grillers
                >not use specials to crack them
                >and just hope they spin right to hit tails
                If you want to get a sub par egg count sure I guess.

                Fricking devs need to add a refresh option next update.

                I just find it weird you can't join a friends room from the bar that pops up when you make a lobby for friends. The system is just wack all around.

                I like that he makes rooms. Better than me at that

                Stop being shy anon, if its open/you post about it I'd join.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh god, two high tides in a row. This is grueling.

                Not surprising that it's fricked. This is Nintendo, after all.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Stop being shy
                I honestly think people won't join my lobbies because of my name even though i make sure not to stream when playing with you guys. And I can't handle having one other player join the lobby who immediately readies up, feels like I'm being urged to start.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You’re waaaay overthinking this shit. Why would someone not join because of your name? Its more likely to do with rank. If you’re low EVP dont expect high EVPers to join and vice versa.

                If someone does join there is no obligation to start the match. Wait a few minutes and if there’s nobody then just go forward.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't care about names anon, so just make a room. Hell I don't even care if you stream if I'm on your team, I've never going to watch it anyhow.
                As for players readying don't stress, most do it just once once 3/4 are in the match can insta start.
                Stop being shy, relax.
                Unless your ass mad gay below you most of the anons are cool.

                Thanks for the assurance. Maybe I'll stop idling like a creep and waiting for a room.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah just dont forget to send the invite once you create the room, probably doesnt hurt to make an a post here saying you opened a lobby, dont need to post name if youre shy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't care about names anon, so just make a room. Hell I don't even care if you stream if I'm on your team, I've never going to watch it anyhow.
                As for players readying don't stress, most do it just once once 3/4 are in the match can insta start.
                Stop being shy, relax.
                Unless your ass mad gay below you most of the anons are cool.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I wasn't in your lobby. Post what you were doing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well it wasn't a fug kill, but I was still happy to get 3 scales. These were some oddly good japs to play with.

        Better than him, I promise you. I had one a couple games ago that tried to do the exact same moronic smallfry killing with splatana. On high tide. He had to die a few times to understand that he was being dumb before leaving them to me. Thought we were gonna wipe with him making them spin constantly.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can whoever was doing This Way pings at the beginning of waves stop pls? We can figure it out, especially when the board is completely empty on a flat map like SG. Its just confusing because it makes me think you want people to come help take care of static but then I peer over there and its just a flopper + scrapper

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im sure this was an honest mistake or something, i just thought it was funny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yuh sorry I made an error, I saw a shadow fly in thought it was a boss. Was just myself.
      Apologies.
      >wave one wipe
      >7 eggs
      >240 powr eggs
      not my fault. especially as i killed the stinger.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sr room up

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That was some bullshit. Everytime I wanted to inkstrike the drizzlers, they were either moving or I was surrounded. Very unlucky

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm giving this one last shot. If we wipe again, I'm out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We're just speedrunning filling up the coho meter, Anon

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    these weapons are so slow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      exactly. Not fast enough to keep the basket clean while also lacking the mobility to clean up statics effectively (at least roller and tenta, blaster has ok mobility with its paint trails)

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gg. Boss spawns were not friendly those last 3 shifts

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >big shot spawns
    oh that's easy
    >reach it and fire one shit
    >seel eel spawns
    ok just kite it
    >kill big shot and teammate kills eel
    >start loading eggs as fly fish and flipper shows up
    >head back to basket
    >stinger back at cannon
    >then flyfish again
    THRILLING

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying my luck with randos. Buh bye.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop being so salty

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit I died 6 times

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i swear to god every time i play shitewater sprigns is on
    at least its not eeltail or mahi i guess

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a decent win. Perhaps I'll be able to crawl my way back to
    >communication error
    Nevermind.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy team has ttek, splash, e-liter and range blaster
    >our comp is heavy, tri-slosh and 2 dynamos
    How come X Rank can try and give fair weapon comp matchups, but series always stacks me with complete meme shit, losing points to this moronic matchmaking is tiresome.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit that slick moves song in the lobby is good

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got golden fug without learning grillers or rush spots. I just followed where everyone went

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game was not built to handle such high levels of chaos. Getting constant slowdown in waves 2 and 3.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god damn it, these disconnects are getting annoying. I'll be back, I gotta answer nature's call.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are both toxic, shut up

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt get to play long but this rotation was a whole lot better than last one.
    Frick snipewriter. Frick snipewriter. Frick snipewriter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't find Snipewriter to be terrible. I just find it unsatisfying to shoot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If the other 3 weaps are GOOD I can deal with shitewriter, it actually is fun when you get to lay in on a boss with your 5 shots
      but when the other 3 are garbage like glooga and semi autos and not a single good trash cleaner besides stamper?? awful, just awful shit trash

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take snipewriter over bamboozler frankly.

      I wasn't in your lobby. Post what you were doing.

      had the wiper. used charger sots to ope up griller one, immediately get blaster/tenta in my face blok my shots so moved down to slap tails and control small fry, second griller comes in hits me, then revived and back up on the basket ledge for tail damage. once third is dead i just moved in for egg loading/small fry killing.
      Didn't even get more grillers on my ass so them spinning had frick all to do with me and around 30 seconds in the idiots completely stalemated BOTH grillers in shit angles. I had to crack open the one caught on the lower ramp, and kill it.
      The gay is just looking to seethe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >blaster/tenta in my face blok my shots
        How do you get blocked as a splatana? I was tenta and I'm generally extremely mindful of blocking people's shots, especially on Grillers. I make sure to stay back, jump shot, and hold position to avoid any shots being blocked.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          by someone standing in front of you? Just like every weapon? You only need like 30% of the beam to be blocked for it all to be deleted.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You should be up at the edge with splatana to melee strike them. Be brave

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >immediately get blaster/tenta in my face blok my shots so moved down
        Why did they block your shot? You have the wiper so you should be the closest person to the tail. One point-blank charged slash + peripheral damage from your teammates is enough to stun a Griller when it passes by the platform. Then the wiper can kill the Griller in a few more point-blank swings. You already had someone roll the smallfry. Your job is to stay on the platform and not die.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fanggay sucks ass
    never played with him (and likely never will) but I can just tell from all the copes he makes and from his interactions with others that he’s a selfish c**t who thinks he’s way better than he is. You dont know better than everyone, humble yourself. Stop blaming everything on your team and take responsibility for your own shortcomings.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he gets overly shit on i think, but he kind of asks for it. i would take him over most crab bucketing low EVP freelancers for sure but he needs to work on his awareness of the map and teammates just in general

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Im not saying he’s necessarily a bad player, but just that his skills arent up to snuff to match that sour attitude of his. Im not even saying “be nice”, but if you’re going to constantly beg people to be in your rooms dont turn around and be a c**t about it. Just needs to tone down the attitude and look inwards. We arent the fault you didnt make gold. I made gold with randoms squigga. If poolsclosed was sucking ass you easily could have just played randos but it was your choice to stick with them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he sounds like an obnoxious teenager suffering from some serious Dunning-Kruger when it comes to SR.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like that he makes rooms. Better than me at that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i never played with the guy but
      Wow what worthless commentary then.
      I have no issues criticizing myself but when people get grillers stuck then blame the guy trying to unfrick them I'm going to be a bit miffed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up gay and just play better, tired of hearing your copes and whining. I dont need to play with you to know youre uppity squigger.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sound like you're the one that sucks ass

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >for some fricking reason
    if I had to guess it's because they finally started enforcing the general rule for Nintendo games

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking devs need to add a refresh option next update.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is gold? what are you talking abotu gold? gold what? gold what the frick are yo Black personing about gold making it gold gold fug??? You mean making it to the boss wave??? what the hell are you fricking talking about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he missed big run
      >or is just moronic
      Your brain age is troublesome.
      Big Run gives Boss Salmon statues.
      G.I. Tim Green for just playing.
      Bronze for top 50%.
      Silver for top 20%.
      Gold for top 5%.
      The statue this time was Horrorboros (aka fug)

      Shut up gay and just play better, tired of hearing your copes and whining. I dont need to play with you to know youre uppity squigger.

      >stating facts is copes
      sounds like you are just mad because you behave that way to me anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so you guys are bickering over missing the 5% big run badge NOW?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >lacking reading comprehension
          May God save us all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only fact presented is you’re a silver cuck while Im a gold GOD. You are prohibited from replying to my posts from this point on. Only those with the golden fug trophy may reply.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'll reply as much as I care to. Seethe more gay.

          >immediately get blaster/tenta in my face blok my shots so moved down
          Why did they block your shot? You have the wiper so you should be the closest person to the tail. One point-blank charged slash + peripheral damage from your teammates is enough to stun a Griller when it passes by the platform. Then the wiper can kill the Griller in a few more point-blank swings. You already had someone roll the smallfry. Your job is to stay on the platform and not die.

          I'll admit I should have been closer to the tail, I play wiper a bit too far off due to being far more used to stamper.

          Oh god, two high tides in a row. This is grueling.

          Not surprising that it's fricked. This is Nintendo, after all.

          The 'haha silly Nintendo' shit can really only go on for so long We've had the Wii, DS, 3DS, WiiU and now Switch.
          Nintendo seriously needs to hire a team of like 10-15 people to gut, slash, burn, and rebuild their internet infrastructure.

          You should be up at the edge with splatana to melee strike them. Be brave

          See reply one.
          I'll improve on that next time wiper is up.

          we have to call out those 5 anons who keep flooding notifications with table turf games

          Indeed anon.
          OI YOU.
          YOU TABLE TURF SQUIDS!
          Stay based.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ how long is this /vg/ tier conversation going to last?
    Keep namedropping bullshit out of these threads please.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He namedrops himself every thread, dont be dramatic.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guess it's just us tonight. Why not stick together. Sorry if I'm sucking ass, this shift's really starting to grate on my nerves.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only good players are the ones with special characters, japanese letters or using their real names

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we have to call out those 5 anons who keep flooding notifications with table turf games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ive never created one tableturf notification but I will strangle you in your sleep if you keep repeating the same stupid shit every thread. You’re not funny, you’re not clever. You’re just being an annoying frick and If I could snuff your life out by pressing this post button I would not hesitate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stop flooding

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You think Im joking but you’re entering a world of pain, keep joking funny man and see what happens

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God damn, I just want to reach VP 600 tonight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i still need the 600 for bay and SG. its just so damn time consuming even if its not 999

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >another disconnect
        Frick this, I'm gonna try randos. No offense to you, mate, I just want to see if it's consistently me being the problem here.

        I only got it on, like, Gone Fission or something. I don't remember.

        This is not the rotation to do so dumbass
        see
        [...]

        Well goddammit, I was doing perfectly last night with some anons so I wanted to keep i going. I'm at 520, why not keep trying?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm at 520,
          no wonder the hazard level was so inflated in the gayfang lobby, god damn homie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This has got to be like my tenth wave 3 high tide wipe tonight. Why.

            Yup.

            Was this happening earlier? It might be me so I'll try randoms as well.

            Who knows. I'm getting into games really fast, we might just not be suited to playing with eac other.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Was this happening earlier? It might be me so I'll try randoms as well.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know ppeople call out that splatoon2 had checkpoints once you hit...profresh..? I think?
        But didn't those come out in one of the last updates.?
        I really don't recall thoe being in base Splat2.
        So It's a matter of patience really.
        Just have check poits for each stage go off highest badge/if you cleared max haz once put in.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i have a 999 as well as 4/4 bronze and 2/4 silver, you dont need to lecture me about patience or whatever c**t boy, jfc

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no. Please don''t name the guy half of poolscloser has played with anon.
          What would he ever do then???
          Christ you are all like teenage girls.
          Stop being so childish.

          [...]
          Who pissed in your cheerios anon?
          I was simply stating the most likely future.
          I don't have time for 999 either. I barely have time for 600 anymore, especially as I need to get started on octopath2 and bayodicky is out friday, plus wrapping up Kirby Dreamland DX.

          [...]
          Take a risk squiddo.

          also you're wrong, SR checkpoints were added at what would be the same age as Splatoon 3 currently is + one month.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well we can only hope check points get added next season then. Thanks for the correction anon.

            The "one more coho/fug" curse is real. Try taking a break

            gotta collect those scales anon.
            Gotta buy all the things.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is not the rotation to do so dumbass
      see

      Theres a much better SG lineup coming anyway, no point in wasting youre time here

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How bout I wave my gold fug in your face dumb b***h?

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kys fangfrick you silver cuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im close to name dropping you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead b***h. Just know it wont get you that gold

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no. Please don''t name the guy half of poolscloser has played with anon.
        What would he ever do then???
        Christ you are all like teenage girls.
        Stop being so childish.

        i have a 999 as well as 4/4 bronze and 2/4 silver, you dont need to lecture me about patience or whatever c**t boy, jfc

        Who pissed in your cheerios anon?
        I was simply stating the most likely future.
        I don't have time for 999 either. I barely have time for 600 anymore, especially as I need to get started on octopath2 and bayodicky is out friday, plus wrapping up Kirby Dreamland DX.

        [...]
        Thanks for the assurance. Maybe I'll stop idling like a creep and waiting for a room.

        Take a risk squiddo.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eleventh wave 3 high tide wipe. I've had my damn fug meter full for like 2 hours now or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The "one more coho/fug" curse is real. Try taking a break

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And I'm back down to 500. Maybe I should take a break.

        I'm not even too concerned about that, I just wanted to push towards 600. I can see the finish line, but I keep tripping over myself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The real curse is being tilted, and you WILL grow increasingly tilted with each passing match where you dont fight a king, so thats why the break is important. Gotta let the seethe wear off because you’ll just play worse the angrier you get this fueling the cycle

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Literally me but series/X.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it applies to all modes but ranked is probably the most rage inducing of them all. Not just rage though, but that my heart pounding, its just a strain on the nerves especially at higher ranks when everyone is at the top of their game and there’s little margin for error.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You all suck ass
    I'm off to /ink/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good riddance and death to all st/ink/ers

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rare footage of randos knowing how to do grillers.
    >Roller actually rolled
    >Targeted guy knew how to control the grillers
    >When they came from both sides and were hard to control, specials were smartly used to prevent any snowball
    Most chill grills I've had in my life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So long as it works and wave clears anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That wiper is totally inside that griller but not dying. What the hell is that hitbox

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, I hadn't even noticed that my littl tiff sort of became a big thing in the thread. Was too busy trying to kill fish. Now I feel kind of bad, I was just airing my grievances. I'll be the first to admit I ain't great, but I still know dumb bullshit when I see it.

      Had a great one of these earlier. It's so nice to have the flingza and just let the little dudes kill themselves while your teammates destroy the grillers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not even mad at you anon, no big deal.
        We can't improve without our errors getting pointed out.
        Tunnel vision happens and getting feed back helps to break it.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sr room up 2/4

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry A but I'm done for tonight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, see ya.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sucks that our rando teammates were shit

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tl;dr on the octodaughter vs fang drama?

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Squid lunch..

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    or octo lunch?

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have golden fug

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently im only 2/3 there for the final stage of the last wandercrust. Too much semen reem.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    make a splat zone roomm

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nigggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
    *Breathes*
    IIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    IUIGHGGGGGGGGGGGG
    ERRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFRTEFFREE44RRR4444TVGRT6

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Explain further.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is he capable of feeling love and affection towards others?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe

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