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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHO ELSE /BIGCHAD/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Right here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE HILLS BRO!!!!
        I TOLD YOU DOG!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why is he so violent?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a doggy dog world

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the popular team has a huge advantage
    Aliens will win

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huge advantage until tririgged mode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >popular team has a huge advantage

      That's been downplayed since Spicy vs Sweet vs Sour where they revised the scoring system, anybody could've literally mathematically won that regardless of what team had the most votes.
      You don't get a giant point bonus anymore and victories are won more at the margins. The splatfests will be won by whoever shows up and actually fricking plays the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The actual scoring is winner takes all but look at the actual percentages. Almost all of them are at the 33% mark, with dark chocolate having significantly less votes but actually have the second most conches.
          Likewise tricolor was split almost evenly. Matches go any number of ways and that point breakdown could've gone very differently.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            White won by a huge margin, moreso than previous splatfests where conchs, pro battles, open etc were much closer. White had 40% of the popularity compared to Milk Chocolate's 32%, which is already a decent sized margin, and dominated wins by a larger margin than ever before. Look at each specific splatfest's percentage points and scrutinize them if you don't believe me. Popularity has been winning consistently, even after the change.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they cant just softball in a racewar undertone and expect people to not dogpile it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they cant just softball in a racewar undertone and expect people to not dogpile it.

              A lot of people picked white simply due to the Ink color.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >downplayed
        Objectively speaking the most popular team has won every single fest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Not only are aliens the only ones with a chance to exist, but Nessie and Bigfoot are Boomercore while Millenials and Zoomers love the idea of aliens.

      It's going to be 15 - 40 - 25 split with Alien sweep because splatfests are rigged for popularity now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like Nessie. I'm reminded of that bit in Earthbound where he carries you over a body of water, that was copypasted wholesale in Undertale.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Moose

      I can't believe it's real.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this can't be real... but there's no way they could fake something like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Marcianito 100% real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't believe this anon. That's just a dancing cat photoshopped green.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I understand the confusion, but the cat dancing and this video are both real, they're both just doing the same dance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Live footage of Frye after Team Aliens wins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WTF /x/ BROS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ANON YOU CANT POST THAT

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying any of them are real
    Aliens at least has the most plausibility but this is just bad philosophy.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: when I was a kid, I was obsessed with Nessie. I grew out of it and I don't believe any of them exist but I gotta go with my childhood waifu.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    these past few splatfest choices have been really boring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You morons say this about every splatfest theme I swear.
      Wtf even constitutes as a "good" splatfest in terms of choices??
      Even the toilet paper one was fun with how moronic it was.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        imo i think having three options ruins them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's obvious it's going to end on the 3 idol teams but man, the journey there isn't worth it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This one is actually good though. Food fests are the boring ones.
        Give us an idea of what a non-boring fest would be to you tranime sister.

        NTA but the Island one was the best of 3 by far.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The deserted island one was objectively one of the worst splatfest ideas we've ever had. Everyone just picked the objectively correct answer which was gear, that's not a good splatfest.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they should make a barefoot vs crocs vs sandals splatfest

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          agree, then dox everyone that picked Crocs and send them to the gulags

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dox everyone who chose barefoot and castrate them for being footgays.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This one is actually good though. Food fests are the boring ones.
      Give us an idea of what a non-boring fest would be to you tranime sister.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      at least its not a food one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There hasn't been a single good splatfest idea in 3 so far. Grass vs Fire vs Water was just okay, while the rest ranged from bad to terrible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not a problem, I just pick by color. Team Nessie here I come.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TIMPOPO-CHANG

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  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >governments have already confirmed aliens exist
    >everyone has just seemed to forgotten

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aliens exist tho, disclosure happened a few years ago with the tic-tac UFO.

      Government confirmed there's things flying around they don't know about. YOU'RE the one who decided it was aliens. Which is what the government wanted you to do. So that you wouldn't pay attention to whatever they are doing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Israeli government talking about the Intergalatic Federation is just about flying objects in the sky
        Also, yes, everyone with a brain knew they were covering shit up. Don't think I let that slide either. It was around the time of the quarantine and they were pulling some stupid shit as usual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hundreds of whistleblowers said they worked with alien bodies and crafts in the 90's too during a huge press conference regarding the secret services withholding of information.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          illegal aliens

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. It was a press conference about extra terrestrial beings and UFO's that the US government had recovered.
            Nothing to do with immigration, except maybe on a cosmic scale? But we don't have laws for that yet.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Aliens are just gene spliced humans. RNA viruses go far beyond what antivax tards can even imagine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU'RE the one who decided it was aliens
        The crafts that are confirmed real are built for tiny men. They have child-sized seats in them and adult humans can't fit inside them.
        These crafts you admit are real are factually non-human sized. So who's it built for?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >The crafts that are confirmed real are built for tiny men. They have child-sized seats in them
          You answered your question.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think the USA shot down 5 children over the Canadian border last month.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So where are the crafts? Why is not a single picture cropped up?
          And whats to stop these tiny little vehicles from being remote controlled a la military drones?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          manlets

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If they were built to prove a false narrative if found then of course they'd use fake fricking seats inside

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hundreds of whistleblowers said they worked with alien bodies and crafts in the 90's too during a huge press conference regarding the secret services withholding of information.

      No official pics, vids, or samples for third parties to examine? No signs whatsoever of any government having gotten access to otherworldly technology? Yeah okay buddy.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot is the only one with a chance of being real. A lot of psyoped normal gays will go with aliums tho.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with Splatoon 3 Splatfests and having an objectively correct answer? It only happened once or twice in the previous two games, but this time it seems like every other fest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The objectively correct answer this time around is none exist.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RISE UP, CLANSMEN.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens and Bigfoot are absolutely real, but the same can't be said for Nessie. If there really was this sea serpent or surviving Plesiosaur hiding out in Loch Ness we'd know by now. While space is impossibly massive and the deep forests of America give Bigfoot plenty of hiding places, Loch Ness just doesn't have enough space for Nessie and any of her relatives to stay hidden in. That is, unless you believe in the theory that there are underwater caverns that stretch far into the earth for me to hide in, but that's a long shot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We found fossils of freshwater plesiosaurs in rivers. I could believe one of them ended up in a lake.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Loch Ness just doesn't have enough space
      >He think Loch Ness is just a basic loch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is a sea serpent but a really big eel? What is in Loch Ness aplenty? That's right: eels. Nessie is an eel, therefore she is absolutely real.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thing is when you take into account all of the reports of a serpentine neck with a plesiosaur/horse/giraffe head rising up from the water that eliminates the "Nessie's an ell" theory since eels can't do that and also don't have heads in those shapes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Space is fake and gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on to you, plesiosaur.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >me to hide in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Bone Wars, Bible, and Roman documents all point to only basic behemoths (ala Loch Ness) being the only true dinosaurs to exist
      >Elon Musk and others worship fallen angels and machine elves as aliens
      >no reason why Bigfoot can't exist given how Giants (found in China) and Neanderthals (Canaanite) are separate species, not an evolutionary step

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >me to hide in
      i am coming to get yo ass you fatass lizard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >for me to hide in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >for me to hide in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >for me to hide in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >me to hide in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >for me to hide in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >for me to hide in,
      what did she mean by this???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >massive
      >deep

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens exist tho, disclosure happened a few years ago with the tic-tac UFO.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      those are demons

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >aliens
    these can't be real, if they were, they would be everywere

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why? That doesn't make sense.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Beacuse the materials used to create known life (aka chemestry, temperaturea, physics, etc) are pretty much while low, common. However we need protein folding to create it, wich is so complex we haven't created computers that can calculate how it works (the strongest supercomputers have been trying for decades and still do) and because how complex it is, the probabillity of happening is so small that we can't tell if it will ever happen again.
        So if the materials were the main cause of aliens they would be common, but because this process is need, it pretty much won't happen again. That is why some people think that statistically they should be real (because common materials) while they pretty much won't and we have yet to discover how low that probabillity is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          are you moronic? there could be a whole solar system, full of planets with life communicating between each other, some gajillion lightyears away and we will never even be able to know

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you failed to understand why this is not possible, moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah? explain this picture then chud

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have my gun, madam.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you convinced me. I will join team Nessie.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know aliens are demons, and demons are real. Should I vote for aliens?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    as a /x/phile here
    >big foot is real,the patterson tapes prove it
    >aliens have all but been confirmed,how can strange items in people and so many people be wrong. To believe we are alone in all the universe is a sad sad belief too
    >ness is a hoax sadly, they sonared the lake twice and found nothing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>big foot is real,the patterson tapes prove it
      Nah the tape was a hoax, what makes it special is that Roger Patterson wasn't in on it and it's pretty clear they pranked him like that because he had cancer and didn't want him to feel like he wasted his life on this bigfoot stuff

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Summon ishtar in Splatoon

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick, they have only just announced the Splatfest theme and everyone already has knives at each others' throats over frickin' cryptids. This is going to be a very messy one.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ayys are statistically real.

    Bigfoot is dumb, but not 100% so.

    Nessie is just dumb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nessie is just dumb
      don't talk about my waifu like that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're waifu is just a worthless snake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ayys are statistically real.
      They're not. Live developing on its own is statistically more unlikely, then the universe is big.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly not since we are here
        >a-a-anomaly...
        Nah.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We were created, anon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            By what? Your next reply better be good.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Your next reply better be god.
              FTFY

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                God is good
                Gottem

                I imagined it would be this, thanks for playing.

                NTA, not a christcuck, not a believer in much of anything
                BUT
                we still barely even have a theory on where life even came from. It’s not too far fetched to say we were created when we dont even understand what was there before the big bang, which is still just a theory. There’s a lot of question marks when it comes to both the origin of the universe and of life, and we have very little in the way of guarantees or settled answers. Nobody really knows at the end of the day.

                If we were created then it automatically means aliens are a thing. Decent answer though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ask yourself this
                could an alien create the entire universe?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Only if there is something outside of the universe, another dimension if you will, cant create something you are already a part of.

                >heh, you still believe in sky daddy? touch grass
                [...]
                >OMG YOU BETTER BELIEVE MUH HECKING GOVERNMENT AGENTS, THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUTH I SWEAR!!!

                Now thats just rude, i dont think i patronized anyone with my question.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and what, I suppose you simply flat out deny proven phophecies? Tell me, Without some spiritual experience or influence, how could the Prophet Madai have perfectly predicted Big Run?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the discussion is about ayys existing and the theoretical evidence for such. If you believe in a higher power more power to you but i had way too many conversations during my teenage and early adulthood on the matter to realize almost nothing ever comes out of it.

                Its just that when the counterargument for why ayys arent a thing is "because god created life", there isnt much room to continue now is there? There is no empiricism in faith.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he's memeing, anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >haha I asked a question with a predictable answer, and people gave me that answer. They fell right into my trap!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              God is good
              Gottem

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              NTA, not a christcuck, not a believer in much of anything
              BUT
              we still barely even have a theory on where life even came from. It’s not too far fetched to say we were created when we dont even understand what was there before the big bang, which is still just a theory. There’s a lot of question marks when it comes to both the origin of the universe and of life, and we have very little in the way of guarantees or settled answers. Nobody really knows at the end of the day.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There is a precedent for non-living material being transformed into living material. In fact, it happens every day.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Go on then. Explain further. What is this non living thing and where did it originate from? If you want to talk about a seed and a tree, if you say the seed is non-living, it is still the product of a carbon based life form is it not? So what is the origin of life? Of the first lifeforms. Where did they come from and how did they come to be? They cant be the product of another lifeform because life wouldnt exist, seeing as how they’re the first lifeforms. What is the origin of life, that is the question. You cant just make a living thing by scrambling together a bunch of chemicals. Only living things can create the seeds that will become living things later on.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is salt, good old NaCl, a living material?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >we still barely even have a theory on where life even came from
                the building blocks for amino acids were discovered on an asteroid from that one japanese probe mission

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              God, the Father almighty, maker of Heaven and Earth, of all things visible and invisible.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >heh, you still believe in sky daddy? touch grass

              Nope. It was a press conference about extra terrestrial beings and UFO's that the US government had recovered.
              Nothing to do with immigration, except maybe on a cosmic scale? But we don't have laws for that yet.

              >OMG YOU BETTER BELIEVE MUH HECKING GOVERNMENT AGENTS, THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUTH I SWEAR!!!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >>heh, you still believe in sky daddy? touch grass
                this but unironically

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my science. This. SO much this!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                government agents are real

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if it already happened once, and the variables can be reproduced, then statistically it can happen again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That doesnt mean that it has or that its guaranteed to ever happen again.
          And just because life can form, intelligent life is no guarantee either, especially not the kind that become space faring creatures. Look at how intelligent humans are and we can barely get to the fricking moon, let alone another planet. There are a lot of problems with interplanetary travel that we just dont have the answer to. Creating wormholes seems to be one of the few things that would actually make that possible, but we dont even know if thats possible! We run the risk of destroying our civilization/world before we even get that far, a conundrum most intelligent species would have trouble overcoming if they were in a similar boat as ours.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It just seems difficult to us because humans are relatively individualistic, slowing our progress. A hive civilization working towards a singular scientific goal, for example, would get shit done.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Just because a hive works toward something doesnt necessarily mean that they’re going to make a scientific breakthrough that allows interplanetary travel.

              Thats like saying if the hive works long enough, we can magically create a serum
              that makes us grow 70 feet tall. It has to be within the realms of achievable reality. The greatest minds in humanity are scratching their heads trying to think of how we could warp through space without being destroyed by tiny fragments of space dust and radiation. On smaller journeys its more feasible. We also cant even begin to imagine the kind of engines that would require. Yes technology has grown quickly since the industrial revolution but in many ways weve hit a sort of brick wall. Even if all of society combined all their brain power into one there’s no guarantee we can ever solve it or if its even possible, thats a possibility you have to consider.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >That doesnt mean that it has or that its
            life didn't spawn from magic. it happened because the correct chemical reactions under a specific environment created it. we can observe life has happened, and if the variables and components that made life can be reproduced, then the result should be similar every time.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Is salt, good old NaCl, a living material?

              Have we ever created life from every day chemicals? Outside of an innate biological process of course.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Outside of an innate biological process of course.
                Why do you exclude innate biological processes?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because life comes from life.
                We’re talking about the origin of life. I.e., life forming from a non-living thing, which would be allegedly just some sort of chemical reaction from random bits of space dust or what have you.

                We have never once recreated life from ordinary periodic elements have we? No, we rely on biological processes to create life. So what created the original biological organism? Thats the question.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There is already a process by which non-living material becomes living material. That means it is inherently possible for non-living material to become living material.

                Also note that there are a limited number of possible configurations for a set of a particles to arrange themselves in.

                It's like saying "This specific ordering of a deck of cards has never been seen before, thus it is impossible for it to occur."

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >There is already a process by which non-living material becomes living material. That means it is inherently possible for non-living material to become living material.
                what process exactly are you talking about?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What is the white stuff on this pretzel?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Salt, but what process are you talking about where salt becomes alive?
                I am not a biologist but as far as I know Garganacl isn't a real animal -- it's a Pokémon creature.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Salt is not a living material, but once you eat it, it is incorporated into your body.

                Another question: Are your bones a living material or a non-living material? Also, is calcium a living material or non-living material?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Again, I am a physics/math/Splatoon lore guy, not a biologist, but I don't think digestion can be compared to the creation of new life from no life.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bones are absolutely a living material, you're not just a sack of fluid and tendons connected to conveniently shaped solid objects, the bones are as much a living tissue as your organs or circulatory system, it's where new blood cells are created, naturally.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lol this is the stupidest fricking argument I've ever seen.
                Salt does not just become ALIVE just because it becomes incorporated into an already living being.

                I'm talking making life out of just chemicals, which has yet to be done. The only time we can make life is when we have a "seed" from another living organism. We haven't been able to produce our own "seeds" through non-biological means.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >We have never once recreated life from ordinary periodic elements have we? No
                Black person the chemical components of proteins can be reproduced under the same conditions of Earth's ocean billions of years ago. research before you preach

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >amino acids = life
                you're the Black person

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes, they are indeed required for life, at least in Earth-like environments

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >shifting goal posts
                Also read the thread. Amino acids occasionally forming by themselves is still an impossibly wide margin away from actual life.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I have been shuffling this deck for hours, and still haven't seen a royal flush. Thus, it is impossible for a royal flush to happen by random chance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thats a very closeminded metaphor to compare to a process as complex as this. Try stacking one hundred razor blades edge to edge on top of each other, the chance of succeding would be more akin to life randomly creating itself from scraps.

                >thing exists
                >in order for thing to exist, you need other thing
                >other thing can be created from different thing
                you suck at this

                Bro. The original anon you replied to was stating that we never once created life from ordinary periodic elements. You bringing in that amino acids can form on their own is not a refusal of this statement in the slightest. It’s equally as unimpressive as if you would have said that life can easily form on its own because molecules can do so as well and life is made from molecules so checkmate or whatever.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >thing exists
                >in order for thing to exist, you need other thing
                >other thing can be created from different thing
                you suck at this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Okay so then why haven't we been able to reproduce it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >we still barely even have a theory on where life even came from
              the building blocks for amino acids were discovered on an asteroid from that one japanese probe mission

              a bunch of amino acids floating around is still a giant leap away from them arranging themselves into an organism with the ability to reproduce itself. Its not far away from dumping a bunch of bricks in the desert and expecting that they'll eventually form into a skyscraper by pure chance of environmental occurrences.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Once again they give shiver the worst option

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a squidkids game

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been skinwalkers for shiver
    Also aliens are real. I see them in salmon run all the time

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So aliens doesn't necessarily mean life on other planets but inter planetary travelers right? there is no way there aren't other forms of life on the universe but the ones with ships ehhhh.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FOREIGN LIFEFORMS INKVENTORY
    SUSPENDED STATE OF CRYOGENICS
    SELECTIVE SPLATTING IS THE STORY
    BELIEVED FORETOLD BUT WHOD SUSPECT
    MILITARY INKTELLIGENCE
    TWO WORDS COMBINED THAT CANT MAKE SENSE

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna side with shiver because big man is a homosexual meme and the gremlin is disgusting to look at.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Recall: Splatfests affect Splatoon canon
    If Bigfoot wins, then Bugfoot is canonically real in the Splatoon Universe, which means Mammals still exist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And if Nessie wins, then aquatic creatures canonically exist in the Splatoon universe!
      wait...

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/splar_/status/1636329158384185346

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't open

    • 1 year ago
      Moose

      What is he trying to tell us?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This image unlocked a memory
        >be anon
        >have the occasional sleep paralysis experience
        >it happens again, around 5-6AM as you lie on your back
        >the sun shines through the curtains, making out a humanoid shape in the distance
        >it climbs the bed and gets way too close to your face
        >you can feel its hot breath and barely make out a face
        >it looks like a partially scorched corpse, with part of its skull visible
        >the creature's proportions make you come to the conclusion that it's some strange alien
        >the alien proceeds to move its face closer and further away, in an almost rhythmic fashion
        >realize that this may be the end, and come to the conclusion that if you are going to die, you might as well go out with no regrets
        >you gather the strength to just barely move your lips in that state, softly murmuring the words ayy lmao
        >the alien continues to move its face for a few more minutes, before fading out as you wake up
        TL;DR: I defeated a sleep paralysis demon with memes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If I was an ayyy that's what I'd do. Go into suburb at night and dab on minorities.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Duende

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alienchads, we got this.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they don't believe in bigfoot

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Easy. Nessie and Bigfoot aren't real, while we are the aliums.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    aliens are the least real option out of the 3. all of them are completely nonexistent though. i'd sooner believe in ghosts

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys actually voting for which one is most likely to exist or just whichever one is coolest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to vote for my waifu, as always.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gay

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ogopogo

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this song was made by Ganker 8 years ago, pay your respects

      that gay reuploaded it with some ayy gifs and got a million hits

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not only are nessie, aliens and bigfoot all fake
    they are ALSO gay

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    alright /x/ gay here let me spell it out for you
    Bigfoot: fake
    Loch Ness monster: fake
    Seas serpents: fake
    Little green men: fake
    Skinwalkers: fake
    Mkole mbembe: fake
    Bunyip: extinct
    Gnomes: unfortunately fake
    Reptillians: real
    Giant spiders: real
    Barn new: real
    Goblins: real
    Dogmen: real
    Ghosts: real but not in the way you think
    Mothman: same as above
    Kraken: real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Little green men: fake
      Grey bros we can't stop winning

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Little green men
      Well duh, everyone knows they're tall and grey.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Mothman
      >real but not in the way you think
      EXPLAIN THIS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        mothman is my cat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure it is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah? explain this picture then chud

      rippen

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be aliens because they want you to believe the earth is round.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why, NESSIE of course!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I stupid if I unironically think that Nessie existed at one point. Even if it was like a hundred or a couple years ago?

    I am sure it's dead or long gone regardless. But the Loch Ness lake is special in that it's super deep and connected to the ocean.
    And there are other prehistory creatures that have persisted to some extents all the way up to the modern day. Even if just briefly.

    It's like giant squids. They're real but for a long time people thought people were just bullshitting.
    The sea is actually quite unexplored.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man if coelacanth's and other decedent's of ancient marine life somehow survived the dino culling, why not our boy nessie?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a splatfest where I don't agree with Frye

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dammit, Grizz you cheap bastard, put some perks on your suits

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Already page 9
    Lmao dead game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the troony shit killed it for me honestly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is no troony stuff in the game. Heck, there's not even Yuri in a game with a two thirds female cast.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they gave the males girl animations and I hate it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Okay that's fair. I hate that too. however I have gotten used to it and I play female inlling anyway. it'd be a lot better if they kept male/female versions of every animation though and made the male victory animations slightly more trihard edgelord variations of the same thing.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they gave the males girl animations and I hate it

              Based on how video game execs often think, the idea was probably, "Why make two or more different sets of animations when we could give everyone the same animation and use that time to make more emotes."

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I know thats probably it but I still hate it and I feel like the only reason its acceptable now is because of trannies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >because of trannies

                its more of an NB thing than trannies, honestly removing gender from body style is just a clear improvement across the board for games where your gender doesn't play any role in the gameplay or story.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >honestly removing gender from body style is just a clear improvement
                how is making me look gay a clear improvement?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >how is making me look gay

                you're playing a child's videogame on a baby console my man

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                and? I would never make such homosexualy poses the inklings do as a kid. is trying to make kids gay a good thing?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I would never make such homosexualy poses the inklings do as a kid.

                no lol you just did naruto poses.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                im guessing youre a troony since you see nothing wrong with it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah thats gotta be it. everyone who isn't like you is a troony. this is a healthy mindset. do you realize you have the same mentality and same canned responses as pretty much everyone else on this site?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                explain why forcing my character to look like a homosexual is a good thing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you playing a male in Splatoon to begin with.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >forcing my character to look like a homosexual

                sounds like a drip issue

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this is the gayest cepholopod I've ever seen

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                now use another weapon and you'll see what I mean

                Why are you playing a male in Splatoon to begin with.

                because im not a troony

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >now use another weapon and you'll see what I mean

                wait really you're just mad that the win animations are goofy?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                there's a difference between goofy and homosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not when you grew up with a deathly fear of things that make you stand out, ie: doing silly poses

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they aren't silly poses they are feminin poses

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i disagree and i think you're overreacting

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                are you a straight man?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Brella mains are never straight.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They don't exist.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this seems like a goofy non-sequitur meant to end the argument with a 'gotcha' statement. if you don't want to talk about this anymore you can just stop and I'll stop too.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I just feel like you arent since you dont understand my issue, I dont want my character too like like a homosexual its that simple

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I dont want my character too like like a homosexual its that simple

                then don't play a game where your only choice in characters is 'shota squid' and 'e-girl squid'

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The face of the enemy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they don’t even look this cute anymore 🙁

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                eyes of a killer who is a bawd

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nta but why can't I be a straight shota
                I'm not asking much

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >why can't I be a straight shota

                but you can. regardless of what you think, you can be straight while acting flamboyant. you have been led to believe that the way you act has some sort of bearing on your sexuality.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even straight I actually just don't want to look like a raging homosexual tbdesu

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then don't dress your character like one, you thundering walrus sniffer.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                children aren't flaming homosexuals, whats wrong with you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That pose is pretty feminine.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Aw, dawg, that's gay as hell.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no, THIS is gay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cephs in that shirt can not be trusted.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The pose they make when within a shop is especially effeminate to me.

                >"nb" is just a weirder flavour of troony

                that doesn't make sense and you know it. you just know you can say moronic zero-effort thoughts like this and get away with it because you're on Ganker and everyone has your back.

                Most people typically file non-binary stuff under trans stuff.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                actual troony post. "nb" is just a weirder flavour of troony that makes even less sense.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >"nb" is just a weirder flavour of troony

                that doesn't make sense and you know it. you just know you can say moronic zero-effort thoughts like this and get away with it because you're on Ganker and everyone has your back.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm not actually [what I am]
                >I'm [what I'm not]
                >except this time its a made up thing that doesnt even exist

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                NB is just tomboy/tomgirl without the gendering.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >no Yuri
          Debateable

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot is fricking real, if you don't believe it you're probably vaxxed.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Joining team Nessie because N64 Dorrie and Lapras.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why can't we change the salmon lobby music

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mr Grizz doesn't want to buy a juke box

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        someone needs to tell him they started charging money to use them (profit)

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Salmonoid Ink seems to be much more slowing than player ink. Is this the case, or is it in my head?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you have no ink resistance subs in Salmon Run because you have no gear.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, even with no Ink Resistance, it seems to slow a lot more than Player Ink

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coming out of splatoon retirement to blast Scotland the brave at max volume and fight for nessie

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nessie is real in the Splatim world, but she's on the land now
    and in a band

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should’ve swapped Aliens with another cryptid (Chupacabra?), as it stands Aliens are gonna sweep.
    That, or swap Nessie with a more widespread paranormal entity, like ghosts. Bigfoot and Aliens have been reported basically everywhere, while Nessie is supposedly a single creature in a single lake, so it has no chance.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shift station when you frickers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Marina is too busy being the next DLC's totally unexpected main villain to design them

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Loch Ness is one of Britain's largest and deepest freshwater lakes. It is long, narrow, deep and straight 38 km long, 1.7 km wide and 230 m deep, is 16 m above sea level and is connected to the sea by the 12-km-long River Ness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and 230 m deep
      Impressive.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    had a good series after a long long streak of bad ones, played some salmon, got two good teams and managed to claw my way back to evp after being stuck with shitters these past couple rotations, killed a king salmonid, yeah I'm feeling pretty good, I'm so back

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >specific water monster
    >specific apeman monster
    >generic aliens

    Um, hello? Mothman? The Jersey Devil? Wendigo? Mongolian Death Worm? Bunyip? Mokele Mbembe? Hell, if they wanted to stick with aliens how about the Flatwoods Monster?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It should have been monsters as a whole (I forgot the term that covers all of them) vs Ghost vs Aliens.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cryptids

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that one
          Cryptids vs Alien vs Ghosts

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ayy lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah it’s time to get a win for our alien brothers

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens will win, but I want to pick Bigfoot.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Gankerirgins throwing screaming tantrums over fictional cartoon squids being sexy

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3/4 please just press all set I want to play

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    splatoon 3 sucks theres no good kits

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the animations were meant to look good on the female models and look good enough on the male models.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of all 3, the one i would believe most to be real, would be Nessie. Kind of a godzilla thing.

    Like some scottish lizard who got in contact with some chemical that made it larger instead of killing it.

    Bigfoot is prolly some escaped convict with a feet deformity and excessive body hair, and if aliens were real, there shouldnt be any reason why they are doing their damnedest to hide from people like they supposedly do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and if aliens were real, there shouldnt be any reason why they are doing their damnedest to hide from people like they supposedly do
      Look at how humans treat each other. Aliens have very good reason to not become the targets of that kind of batshit insanity.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why do we assume aliens aren't just like us?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The fact they have intergalactic space travel shows they're far beyond us in terms of culture and civility.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why do we think they have that? for all we know we could be the most advanced species in the universe

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait what,
    Does splatoon 3 have 3 teams in MP matches now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      only in the second half of splatfest and it's optional even then now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tri-color matches do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes theres a special match mode where its 2 vs 4 vs 2, its kind of weird though but basically 2 +2 vs 4 however the other team can still kill you for clout

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Slowest salmon run of my life

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >splatfest thread derailed by “man” triggered by “feminine” poses
    Whining is a feminine activity. Kys off topic troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why even have a create a character if youre going to force me to be a girl frick off with your "no u" shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >still histrionic
        troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >if youre going to force me to be a girl

        just because you cant dress up in cargo pants, black combat boots and a flektarn parka doesn't mean you are being 'forced' to be a girl.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they have force the girl animations upon me even if I play as a guy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            could you please point to the girl animations?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              all of them just look at the fricking idle stance

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someone thinks you're fresh 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you seethe about this in every thread, dumbass?? If you don’t see the invite notification, the lobby is already gone. Quit complaining about non issues moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stop spamming solo games

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Non issue, keep crying over nothing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no
      as people in previous threads have mentioned go complain to nintendo and ask them for option to filter

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you want real soul, go to splatoon 1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally impossible, it was Hiroshima'd

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it'll be back
          I hope
          just let me have this cope

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They won't bother because they'd have to patch the remote code execution exploit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they did it for some other games like mario kart 7
              the fact they said it's in maintenance to fix it rather just saying frick it and closing it gives me a tiny bit of hope

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not picking shit until I see who who has the most conches. I expect aliens to win

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the context of splatoon's world, all three are probably real. ayy lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      aliens end up finding grizz and turning him into an ultimate weapon
      splatoon 3: side order coming dec 2024

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of course the 5head is aliens

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait Frye is aliens? God dammit

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All we know about Loch Ness is that Nessie isn't there now. But a creature like Nessie could have easily been living in that lake for ages, perhaps more reasonably, just momentarily. While remaining extremely hidden.

    Loch Ness is in the top 100 deepest lakes in the world. Its depth actually reaches the mesopelagic zone. But of those lakes it is one of the few that is also connected to the ocean.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unpopular opinion. You shouldn't be able to put the bubbler on the tower directly.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pools closed is going to pick alien for easy wins in tricolor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah this is poolsclosed's first splatfest
      holy shit I cannot wait for the absolute shitflinging when a team from here loses a 100x or 333x battle
      I'm still kinda choosing between bigfoot and ayys despite always picking shivers options previously, leaning towards bigfoot I think hehe funky monke

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >get a x333 with poolsclosed
        >unplug my router to cancel the match
        whoops guys my b hehe

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          its hilarious they still haven't fixed that. im sure no one does it in the JP region so they just don't care.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they should just give points to the team without the dc in those cases

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bigfoot aka sasquatch
    >the yeti

    >two completely disconnected legends from completely different regions
    >but ever since both came to light they've been depicted and described as practically the exact same thing only in different environments
    Is this just cope from both camps trying to legitimise each other?

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >would frick nessie
    >would frick aliens
    >would frick bigfoot
    >find big man the hottest of the 3
    >but aliens are the most likely to actually be real and marry me
    Goddamn it, Big Man, you've had the correct answer for nearly every other Splatfest. Why would you frick it up now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Big Man only had 2 correct choices. He was horribly wrong every other splatfest. Water and white

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >water
        >sour
        >white chocolate
        >Fun, assuming you take the theory that it was supposed to be a camping trip to heart
        >scissors
        Big Man is right more than he's wrong.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Sour
          Absolutely not. Sour is easily the worst flavor that is not bitter. Umami > Salty > Spicy > Sweet > Sour > Bitter
          >Fun
          If you're not already guaranteed food or a way to procure food, bringing fun along with you is the most moronic choice possible. Besides, men are naturally inclined to want the tools and to shape their environment. It's why we like digging so much.
          >Scissors
          Rock is actually the correct choice for playing RPS against non-pros. Studies have shown that Rock and Scissors are invariably thrown about 30 - 40% of the time each, with Paper being thrown only about 20% of the time. With that in mind, you have a roughly 80% chance to tie or win if you throw Rock, while you have a 60% chance to tie or win if you throw Scissors.

          If you play against someone who knows the psychology behind RPS, your best throw depends entirely on how much psychological damage you can do to your opponent before you throw.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            silence weeb

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anime reality.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rock is the correct choice.
          Rock and scizzors are both played about 40% of the time. Paper takes the remaining about 20%.
          Rock wins 40% of the time but only loses 20% of the time having a net win ratio of 1/5.
          Paper goes even.
          Scizzors only beats the least common throw and loses to the throw that it ties with in appearance, taking a new win ratio of -1/5.
          Not to mention rock being the winning choice is literally canon in Splatoon.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nessie instead of Ogopogo
    Shiver you dumb b***h. Nessie got proven fake decades ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nessie got proven fake decades ago
      Nope. They just established that Nessie wasn't in the lake at the time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf's ogopogo, no one knows that shit, that would get 2 votes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ogopogo
      >not Champ

      Go back to your fishbowl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frye is adorable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Adorably punchable! lol!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That would not end well for you

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    aliens will win for sure, a more balanced options would have been
    cryptids / aliens / sea creatures
    still not sure about the last one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sea creatures is the easy L, cryptid/alien/religious beings (angels/devils nephilim etc) would be super interesting/cool but would never happen for obvious reasons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cryptids, aliens, ghosts

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neil Armstrong = Gnorts Mr. Alien

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, you've convinced me.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >aliens
    >lorewise mankind might still exist
    ayy time

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Scalie vs Xeno vs Furry

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ayy lmao is literally a tumblr troony meme
    https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ayy-lmao

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens are real bro

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This rotation is not fun
    I am only having fun when I am jr

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God dammit I'm going to be on Frye's team a 5th time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can't escape

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What if Nessie was an alien and bigfoot the pet they brought with them?

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens is the best answer, but Nessie is cooler so I'm picking that instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nessie is cooler
      Nothing cooler than ayyy lmaos.

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that only 2% of Scotland has been explored? This makes Nessie's existence highly likely.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Scotland is smaller than the US state of Maine. Bigfoot could be anywhere up there, while Nessie is confined to the waterways, all of which have been inhabited.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >while Nessie is confined to the waterways
        and ocean*

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you people acting like "cryptids" isn't a wide enough net to be cast over both aliens AND ghosts when there are several of both in modern folklore considered just that? Making it Cryptids/Aliens/whatever the frick would be like making a splatfest and having the options be Food/Pizza/Burgers.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nessie might not be real but unfortunately the other two seem to be.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you guys ARE aliens right? im not the only one?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'm a natural born citizen of my country.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need more color variety for these fests

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      man that's so much better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of weird neon green wasn't the go to color for aliens at least.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens is the only correct choices, frick nessiegays, frick footgays, frick jannies and megatron did nothing wrong

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      splatoon is a footgay game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can you post prove of this outlandish claim you dare bring in this respectable thread on Ganker.org Ganker?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lies...

          Friendship bracelet was in S2 and WILL come back in S3.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            true if big

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Feet kill my boner, not make it big, so it won't be true.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >anon finally gets with a woman
                >she takes her clothes off
                >babe keep your shoes on
                >i cant look at your feet

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Listen, the socks stay ON during sex.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lies...

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone wants to play SR ?

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this 999 potential?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not bad but lacks dps and doesn't look fun besides ballpoint

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Spawning Grounds aside, the crowd clearing abilities are a bit lacking, and the DPS is a bit low. If you traded the Squelcher for, say, an E-liter or a Splat Roller or an Explosher, it'd be kino.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite type of Alien?

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i will get max hazard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Max hazard
      >Swig, Goo Tuber, Mini Splatling

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens are gonna win the popular vote, I can guarantee that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's because aliens is broad term and leaves a lot to the imagination, compared to a large hairy monkey and water dinosaur. Should've been Flatwoods Monster or something just as specific

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Should've been Flatwoods Monster or something just as specific

        Yeah, if we're specifically talking about cryptids that would be a good choice, but even then there might not be any cryptids that are well known enough to compete with Nessie and Bigfoot. Maybe Chupacabra or something would've been better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gee I wonder why

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going with Nessie because it reminds me of this one Lionel Traintown level I played as a kid that inexplicably had Nessie rise up from a lake, make some horrible eldritch cry, spew acid at a bridge and melt it, and descend back into the lake. Shit frickin' scared me.

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    should have been
    >the lizard man
    >the goat man
    >skin walker
    >flesh gait
    >chupacabra
    >mothman
    not nessie
    nobody believes in nessie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cryptids in general would have been good for a North American splatfest, but kind of weird for a worldwide one where people will mostly know their local ones and not some weird more obscure one from the other side of the planet. Even in the Japanese version of the splatfest they call Bigfoot a yeti which would mean a completely different thing to people who may believe in yetis, but not Bigfoot or vice versa

      Also Nessie and Bigfoot are too specific compared to aliens. It should've been something like Aliens, Ghosts, and Sea Monsters. All of which have various interpretations on what constitutes them being "real".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yetis and bigfoot are the same thing in my mind though. its about like a grizzly bear and a brown bear

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That might be true, but if we're talking about which is more likely, in my mind yetis are more likely than Bigfoot to exist just considering how huge and remote the Himalayas are and apes and monkeys are common in Asia, so yetis could just be a type of ape that lives in the Himalayas.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeti is just snow bigfoot. they can both exist

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not say they do or they don't, but yeti specifically is more likely to exist to me.

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick nessie, frick bigfeet
    There's a 99% chance there's aliens out there but we will never see them

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God fricking damn it! EVERY FRICKING TIME THEY GIVE BIGMAN MY FRICKING CHOICE!

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be the most boring splatfest theme yet. I'll just pick Shiver because she's the hottest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >This has to be the most boring splatfest theme yet
      Rock Paper Scissors was literally just a glorified popularity contest. The only people who had serious stake in a specific answer and not the idol it's attached to were a minority of giga autists trying to metagame a schoolyard pastime.

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want fricking splatfest themed gear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever, preasu understando

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for the christians vs muslims vs israelites splatfest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Bible vs Torah vs Quran

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Easy Shiver W.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw team frye keep throwing splatbombs at their feet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the bible's super interesting so I'd join that team although I haven't read or looked into the history of the other two

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Quran is really not all that great. It's basically Confucianism but for Arabs. And by that, I mean its a bunch of disciples writing down the wise words of their leader, even if what their leader said was moronic.

          There's one point where Muhammad says that he can tell how far down hell is by waiting to hear a rock hit the ground underneath them. Also, homie flies away on a pegasus.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only time I would actively not participate in a Splatfest, frick religion.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We’re reaching levels of fedora tipping that shouldnt even be possible

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not really religious but you're coming off as the massive loser stuck up atheist stereotype right now

            Imagine using a children's video game to perpetuate centuries' long holy wars over fiction.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              holy mother of all tips

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you could just say you think splatoon shouldn't cover religious topics so directly instead of going this smug roundabout way about it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >the "this is a children's game, why are you playing it?" cringeatheist is back
              Get out of this thread. You have no reason to be here.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Atheism is cringe

                Go molest some kids since that's the only thing religion is good at doing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Public school teachers don't come across as particularly religious.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not really religious but you're coming off as the massive loser stuck up atheist stereotype right now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver sisters…OY VEYYYY!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >AAAAYYY ACKBAR!
        >*blows up*

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >strut into the club like "Aaaayy"
          >make a big mess

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DEUS VULT

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a call to arms. Nessie needs you

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot motherfrickers.

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They must be REALLY desperate to inflate shivertroony numbers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      deflate you mean
      nobody cares about nessie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frye*

      This is an easy Frye sweep. No way Nessie gets more than 20% of the vote.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Since I know Shiver is a lost cause Im going Bigfoot Man. He’s always got a good chance of winning, plus I like Bigfoot the most these days. No way in hell Shiver wins this one. High chance Frye wins because Alien is going to be a popularity blowout. This could be spicy vs sweet vs sour except Shiver will be the equivalent of sour morons this time. Big Foot will be a strong #2, #1 if we get lucky. Popularity wins folks, the numbers dont lie

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yuros rooting for nessie
    >mutts rooting for harry
    >elevens rooting for ayy lmaos

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a splatfest idea: Goblins vs Kobolds vs Skeletons.

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot the fricking lessers, parappa!
    SHOOT THE SHOOT THE FRICK-ING LESSERS, WOOMY!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's up with that? These timmies don't wanna kill the garbage and it's pissing me off. And I'm already usually the rotations main garbage killer, so I've been killing double the amount I normally do which was already a lot. So long as we keep winning whatever, lazy fricks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Im usually not a fan of blaster in SR but in this rotation its been making nice work of lessers with its aoe. do wish it didnt take 2 directs to kill a cohok tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, blaster is the one you want for maximum garbage removal. Each weapon can do well with it though. E-liter can pierce long lines of them, and with the way enemies funnel through narrow walkways on Gone Fission it makes it easy to line em up and take em out. Junior is a fine trash killer as well. Even Pro does a decent enough job. So there's no excuse for why these Timmies aren't killing shit, a lot of them just don't get it it seems.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >do wish it didnt take 2 directs to kill a cohok tho
          Direct + indirect works. So you can direct one then aim at some nearby trash to finish it off. Great if you're facing a bunch.

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Something happened and idk what the frick it was. Ive been stuck losing nonstop, doesnt matter if its turfwar or salmon run, its nonstop loss. I think I have lost turfwar maybe 15 matches in a row now. The only wins I have are in anarchy mode. I've been the top person in each match in both turf inked and kills. Im just not having fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just your typical system-mandated loss streak. If you keep playing long enough it will suddenly award you with a bunch of the easiest wins you've ever gotten. Thanks engagement based matchmaking!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Take a break if you're not having fun. You'll just fall deeper into a seethe at this rate. Could be the hour, a lot of adult players are still waging for the next hour or few.

        I guess so, but its never been this bad before. Really frustrating.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          tried again and this time my team mates are just standing around jumping and spinning while the other team paints everything. This shit has to be on purpose.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It is on purpose, but not in the way you think.
            God hates you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Take a break if you're not having fun. You'll just fall deeper into a seethe at this rate. Could be the hour, a lot of adult players are still waging for the next hour or few.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just got out of that exact same hell, hope you'll get out soon too, I think it's matchmaking seeing that you've been won a lot of your previous matches and seeing that you're consistently a high performer and just locking you in with absolutely terrible shitters and hoping you'll carry as a way to "balance" teams, I can't even offer any advice, I just kept getting shit teammates and losing until the game decided I wasn't that great and now puts me with players of equal skill, jesus christ it was such hell, playing this game with a team of shitters is akin to torture while playing with those of equal skill is actually a lot of fun, which I had nearly totally forgotten until my last session which is when nintendo decided to stop fricking me with shitty teammates, best of luck with the long slog ahead of you

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot sisters what the H?

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no duende
    >no chupacabra
    >no skinwalker
    LAME!

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When's Piss vs Shit vs Smegma?

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people picking the objectively inferior and afterthought designs (males)
    You get what you deserve, the female designs are so much better than the males in this series it's unreal. The only reason you'd pick them is if you've got some kind of complex about thinking playing a female character makes you some kind of troony.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I pick them because they are cute

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You ever just want to close the game on the helicopter ride in after looking at the badges and names of your teammates?
    I haven't actually closed it yet, but everytime I get that gut feeling it usually ends up being right. The stereotypes are real for a reason. If you see the red flags, you just know.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sarah
      >Marie, Callie, basic Judd badges

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I never see these badges on SR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You ever just want to close the game on the helicopter ride in after looking at the badges and names of your teammates?
      big run 5% with no HLM or 999 to accompany it is a big red flag for me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Silver/bronze big run badges are way bigger red flags.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have big run 5% from the first one but no stage HLM or 999 badges, also got to like 500-600 evp last big run and was carrying my weight well, I could probably get all the salmon run badges if I wanted, I just don't like grinding for such little reward and in such a tight time constraint

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes, but then after the match it turns out "nicole" was one of the best players so I don't always hold it against them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I equip the purple fish badge just to bait you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a frick what badges you use to bait me. Just stop playing like shit and you can wear a troony badge followed by a swastika follwed by a Black person getting fricked up the ass badge for all I care. Just fricking play the game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Of course I play my best. That's part of the mindfrick. Then the next guy wearing a purple badge is going to bait you into believing he's good too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot to add the next guy is a shitter. Add an edit option, Hiroshima.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're a moron and are overthinking this way too much. Out of all of the people wearing the shitty bronze badge, you are miniscule. The chances of me actually playing with you are equally miniscule. I rarely if ever play with a bronze gay shitter that isn't shit. If there ever was one, it's the exception to the rule. The next bronze badge I see will always be a shitter, no matter how tricky you think you are moron.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The chances aren't miniscule if we play in the same pool, which I asume we do.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then if I start to recognize your name I'll remember if you're a good or bad player. God you're a moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Jeez, calm down, grampa. Did you peed your pants again?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he's right tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are SR players so autistic
      I don't equip any dick waving badges and I don't look at anyone's player cards unless I'm waiting around in the kill screen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only team member that gives me cause for concern is pink slopsuit veemos with drill hair, red eyes as an optional bonus.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how do you even remember appearances so specifically, I'm more focused on playing the actual game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you played with them you would understand

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            trust me I've played with my share of 0-1 egg shitters and I couldn't recall their appearance to save my life

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          wtf are you talking about? you see them in the helicopter and after the match and outside grizzco

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            their appearance isn't important so my mind immediately discards the information once the match starts immediately discards the information once match begins, waste of brain space to keep random players in long term memory

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              uhh how the frick did I end up writing that twice, weird

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you should keep grammar and syntax in your mind as well.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                looks like you didnt wipe enough data from your brain storage space

                lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                looks like you didnt wipe enough data from your brain storage space

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if we will ever develop a method for digitizing memory, the concept fascinates me from a purely physical standpoint. Whatthe frick even IS a memory exactly? Seems so malleable and nebulous.

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."

    Team Alien for me.

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >used to think religion is cringe
    >then atherists became fricking annoying and overbearing
    >now the ironic religious posters are becoming annoying too
    Why does the issue turn everyone involved into braying homosexuals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fedora atheists and TRAD EVROPA morons are the same people. They never believed in anything.

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a rule that they need to have one clay poop coloured team in every splatfest?

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens:
    >travel between dimensions
    >talk in your head
    >torture people
    >hide from humanity unless you are in power
    >offer faulty power deals
    >possess people
    >distort video
    >want to be worshipped
    >abuse sexually
    >require blood
    >mutilate animals
    >leave sigils
    >kidnap people
    >mess with your memory
    >distort space
    >want you to reject Jesus

    Demons;
    >All of the above

    When did you realize that aliens are just demons in desguise?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are not ready yet for the truth.

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >on april first
    I hope the Ganker joke sucks this year or else I'm missing day one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think the jokes are worth spending more than an hour or two on? Especially because half the threads in the catalogue become sissy surrender ERP threads?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >sissy surrender ERP
        HOT

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is so much good lewd art posted april first if the joke is good that yes I do. Threads are filled with good art and I just spend all day downloading

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigfoot is unironically real and is actually a giant. A tiktok streamer filmed one from far away on top of a mountain and was harassed by glowBlack folk the next day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a tikto-
      opinion discaded
      >harassed by glowBlack folk the next day
      you have my interest

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cephalopod pussy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Finally a good post.

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    humans returning when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully never and hopefully after 3 explained everything they drop the old world bullshit for good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Humans aren't real, much like octolings.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      never
      unless it's the professor but that's all I can see happening

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Humans being involved in OE was a last-second surprise
      The entirety of RotM was about them
      Hopefully, they've done all they wanted to do with them at this point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        never
        unless it's the professor but that's all I can see happening

        Hopefully never and hopefully after 3 explained everything they drop the old world bullshit for good

        Honestly i expect to see mankind returning in splat4, were speaking about modern nintendo here, they are lazy fricks... like the russian snail that shall not be named

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          doubt it, at most I see the professor coming back to stop lil judd, even then I expect it to be like a video message or A.I. or something

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Humans being involved in OE was a last-second surprise
          The entirety of RotM was about them
          Hopefully, they've done all they wanted to do with them at this point

          Hopefully never and hopefully after 3 explained everything they drop the old world bullshit for good

          Most post-apocalyptic stories that feature the fall of an advanced civilization and/or an extinct intelligent species put a lot of focus on those who came before and what they left behind. So I don't see this changing for Splatoon, either as the fact that the Splatoon world is earth in the future is a core part of the setting.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Humans being involved implicitly is fine. Humans returning in the flesh as characters would be completely and utterly lame. The humans are dead. Everyone's dead, Dave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm voting for Bigfoot because Inklings are obseesed with humans and my dumbass ceph thinks all humans looked like that

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn can they pick a new colour palette, isn’t this pretty much the same one we had for Gear/Grub/Fun and Spicy/Sweet/Sour?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm being to fear we'll be stuck with basically these colors the entire lifecycle
      which is very stupid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There’s plenty of sets of 3 colours they could use, I don’t get why they’re sticking to this one. I think Light Blue/Light Pink/Yellow would be one that’d work well.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm being to fear we'll be stuck with basically these colors the entire lifecycle
          which is very stupid

          Many players don't pick based on voice or idol but on what they think is the best/ most unique color. This is why White Chocolate got so many people last time. As a result, they may be reluctant to throw in more interesting Ink colors.

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick an octotrooper.

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know how you guys have the patience to get to 999. I just can never muster the willpower or energy to try and grind past 400-600. Do you guys just play all day? If I had a reliable team this would be less of a grind, but with freelancers (and poolsclosed) its pretty hit or miss. Today there seems to be some particularly shit players in the mix, probably because this is a strong set of weapons and its carrying shitters higher than they should be.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I only did it once and it fricking sucked. Just get the hazard level max badge if you care and pretend the map specific badges don't exist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is pretty miserable. I've gotten 2 and they took about 15 hours each (spread over the rotation period).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont know how you guys have the patience to get to 999
      Was literally just a random burst of motivation for me after wanting it for months.
      >Do you guys just play all day?
      The first day I played a LOT to make sure I had a big cushion for my second day. This was after getting to like 840~ and failing to 999 on Fission
      > If I had a reliable team this would be less of a grind, but with freelancers (and poolsclosed) its pretty hit or miss
      For me I had a good streak with a premade in the beginning (like up to 300-600, idr) and then just freelanced the rest. Once you get to 800 its basically all fellow sweaties. I did it during a splatfest and literally ran into maybe a total of like 10 people up there.
      >Today there seems to be some particularly shit players in the mix, probably because this is a strong set of weapons and its carrying shitters higher than they should be.
      True, I was getting really annoyed by crab bucketing morons even at around 300-400 yesterday

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk about you guys but so far I hate the ruins map.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its ok. depends on the mode for me. bad for turf war and clams for sure

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out flanks don't matter if both paths end at a snipers perch.

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