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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Geez, switch users gets all the splatoon updates.
    My WiiU version hasn't been patched in years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You were supposed to pay $120 + tip for your updates goyim.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stay dead

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, not playing these shit rotations sorry bro. I will probably just clog up the poolsclosed thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this and the last rotation are both godlike, frick are you on

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    man, all these months and I still get filtered with glowflies, so tired of that shit, I can beat them on Hydroplant and Marooner's Bay, Spawning is a 50/50 but I completely hate Sockeye and the wall method.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah goldflies on sockeye is cursed.
      low hazard level you can for sure get by with the tower and wall strats, but higher hazard levels you need to be down by the basket in order to comfortably make quota. Unfortunately no shitter ever learns the basket ramp method and will just throw because they only know how to do the wall bullshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly no the matter the map I feel less like you need to cheese it and more that whoever has the shooters and the rollers need to be competent and not a gloryhound, and the people with less can commit more to focusing on the goldie and moving eggs.

      Some weapons are made more for taking down bosses, some are more built for clearing out the trash mobs, and whoever's job isn't the priority should be moving eggs, but it's a team effort and we all either drip or drown, whether it's a normal wave or something like griller or glowies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its hard to explain concisely because theres so many different fricking situations/lineups but yeah, you want people to preshoot the goldies, take different angles to thin the herd, rotate out to banking eggs immedietally after getting de-aggro'd, etc.
        also if you have the roller do fricking not abandon your post to chuck eggs, jesus christ. Standing back to refill ink is also probably more useful than popping your crab if you're the roller. you only want to pop the ones that are instant ink refills like wave breaker and wail

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed that the only "strategy" that really works is when people are actually far apart they and they kite the salmonids around between the tower and near the basket while the rest shoot at the horde and gather eggs. If everyone stands together they always get overwhelmed and the wall method can be good for distracting them for a bit, but it's better to kite them more and not do it continuously.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I am
    What are you all thinking about the rotation? I'm thinking it's trivially easy hahaha didn't break a sweat

    Demoted myself so I can easily clock in my daily win

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When you start getting to the pre-shitfresh levels its just straight up boring and you start running into literal zombie npc children dipshit timmies who don't know you can throw eggs and don't know that chargers can charger their shots.
      Plus it takes soooo many more matches. but hey if thats what you want to do go for it dumbass moronic b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What are you all thinking about the rotation?
      Similar vibe to the last one - Clearly very good and consistant but a bit boring. I'll probably play till bonus/fug and then stop. I want to save my energy for this one anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >demoting
      >to go-getter
      >for one win
      Stay in go-getter you pussy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homies be like OMGG wtf i played my one match of go-getter salmon run how is my catalog not complete yet???

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >season resets
    >thrown down into S
    >series usually net 4 wins easy even if I get a loss or two
    >get to S+ and X
    >1 win for ever 4/5 loss
    >teammates just leave mid COMPLETELY unpainted in rainmaker/clam blitz
    >will suicide reef slide to pop rainmaker shield when THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM is surrounding it. pop it. then die. letting them make a massive push
    >refuse to board tower when the enemy team is down 3 people
    >etc
    HOW ARE YOU FRICKING c**tS THIS HIGH UP?! THE FRICK?! WHY IS S RANK THE PLACE WITH BETTER PLAYERS?!

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKIG GRAND!
    >rainmaker
    >I pop checkpoint
    >soon die after helping kill enemy splatling and stamper
    >TEAMMATE IMMEDITELY FRICKING RETREATS TO MID DIES AND ENEMY OVERWHELMS US
    WHAT A BRILLIANT CHOICE TO BRING THE OBJECTIVE CLOSER TO OUR FRICKING BASE IN THE OPE INSTEAD OF PUSH DEEPER SO THEY STRUGGLE TO GET OUT
    FRICKING ASS BAG!
    WHY ARE THESE homosexualS ALWAYS ON MY TEAM?!

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is that meme originally from? I mean the little guy screaming, what's the original picture?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some One Piece thing, don’t have it on hand tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy in horror and shock as his brother Ace dies. After fighting the ENTIRE World Government's forces to save him.
      All because some chucklefrick called his adopted dad a gay. And that chucklefrick couldn't believe Ace got baited
      Look up Marineford.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's their reindeer crying when he sees the cherry blossom fireworks.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can't do series or x with the pool you fricking gay.
      Shut up and drown yourself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's not always rooms open and not everyone wants to join the room you create so you have to play solo at least for a bit.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas, something about this woomy seems… off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These World of Horror mods are getting too offbeat for my tastes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy hell she's in water she should be dead???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon we've been over this, woomys dying in water is exaggerated for gameplay reasons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine they can shower and stuff, they just can't swim

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for grillers you guys need to be jumping on and off the basket platform. the tower is pure bait, banking eggs to slow there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can still get away with it when the quotas are low in low-mid EVP.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone suddenly challenging my booyah bomb and dying? Did I not get the memo?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i had a teammates with dualie squelchers stand right under the booyah bomb user thinking he would trade or something. people are frickin dumb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's easier to turf the area where you are standing instead of the area you where supposed to throw it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately it is rare but I have had hyper aggressive teammates splat booyah bombs with me before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of distraction. If the person throwing the booyah bomb is just absent-mindedly playing, they will, instead of throwing it at their intended target and displacing/preserving the push or objective, they will instead throw it at me/at their feet.

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    Anonymous
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  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    more images for my filter. keep it coming STD collector

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Big chungus

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Big chumpus.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >flounder heights splat zones
    >bad guys are all e-liters
    they deserved it

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