PLAY SALMON RUN
Splatoon 3
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
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PLAY SALMON RUN
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
Geez, switch users gets all the splatoon updates.
My WiiU version hasn't been patched in years
You were supposed to pay $120 + tip for your updates goyim.
stay dead
No thanks, not playing these shit rotations sorry bro. I will probably just clog up the poolsclosed thing
this and the last rotation are both godlike, fuck are you on
man, all these months and I still get filtered with glowflies, so tired of that shit, I can beat them on Hydroplant and Marooner's Bay, Spawning is a 50/50 but I completely hate Sockeye and the wall method.
yeah goldflies on sockeye is cursed.
low hazard level you can for sure get by with the tower and wall strats, but higher hazard levels you need to be down by the basket in order to comfortably make quota. Unfortunately no shitter ever learns the basket ramp method and will just throw because they only know how to do the wall bullshit
Honestly no the matter the map I feel less like you need to cheese it and more that whoever has the shooters and the rollers need to be competent and not a gloryhound, and the people with less can commit more to focusing on the goldie and moving eggs.
Some weapons are made more for taking down bosses, some are more built for clearing out the trash mobs, and whoever's job isn't the priority should be moving eggs, but it's a team effort and we all either drip or drown, whether it's a normal wave or something like griller or glowies.
Its hard to explain concisely because theres so many different fucking situations/lineups but yeah, you want people to preshoot the goldies, take different angles to thin the herd, rotate out to banking eggs immedietally after getting de-aggro'd, etc.
also if you have the roller do fucking not abandon your post to chuck eggs, jesus christ. Standing back to refill ink is also probably more useful than popping your crab if you're the roller. you only want to pop the ones that are instant ink refills like wave breaker and wail
I've noticed that the only "strategy" that really works is when people are actually far apart they and they kite the salmonids around between the tower and near the basket while the rest shoot at the horde and gather eggs. If everyone stands together they always get overwhelmed and the wall method can be good for distracting them for a bit, but it's better to kite them more and not do it continuously.
Oh I am
What are you all thinking about the rotation? I'm thinking it's trivially easy hahaha didn't break a sweat
Demoted myself so I can easily clock in my daily win
When you start getting to the pre-shitfresh levels its just straight up boring and you start running into literal zombie NPC children dipshit timmies who don't know you can throw eggs and don't know that chargers can charger their shots.
Plus it takes soooo many more matches. but hey if thats what you want to do go for it dumbass retarded bitch
>What are you all thinking about the rotation?
Similar vibe to the last one - Clearly very good and consistant but a bit boring. I'll probably play till bonus/fug and then stop. I want to save my energy for this one anyway
>demoting
>to go-getter
>for one win
Stay in go-getter you pussy.
bros be like OMGG wtf i played my one match of go-getter salmon run how is my catalog not complete yet???
>season resets
>thrown down into S
>series usually net 4 wins easy even if I get a loss or two
>get to S+ and X
>1 win for ever 4/5 loss
>teammates just leave mid COMPLETELY unpainted in rainmaker/clam blitz
>will suicide reef slide to pop rainmaker shield when THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM is surrounding it. pop it. then die. letting them make a massive push
>refuse to board tower when the enemy team is down 3 people
>etc
HOW ARE YOU FUCKING CUNTS THIS HIGH UP?! THE FUCK?! WHY IS S RANK THE PLACE WITH BETTER PLAYERS?!
FUCKIG GRAND!
>rainmaker
>I pop checkpoint
>soon die after helping kill enemy splatling and stamper
>TEAMMATE IMMEDITELY FUCKING RETREATS TO MID DIES AND ENEMY OVERWHELMS US
WHAT A BRILLIANT CHOICE TO BRING THE OBJECTIVE CLOSER TO OUR FUCKING BASE IN THE OPE INSTEAD OF PUSH DEEPER SO THEY STRUGGLE TO GET OUT
FUCKING ASS BAG!
WHY ARE THESE gayS ALWAYS ON MY TEAM?!
What is that meme originally from? I mean the little guy screaming, what's the original picture?
Some One Piece thing, don’t have it on hand tho
Luffy in horror and shock as his brother Ace dies. After fighting the ENTIRE World Government's forces to save him.
All because some chucklefuck called his adopted dad a fag. And that chucklefuck couldn't believe Ace got baited
Look up Marineford.
It's their reindeer crying when he sees the cherry blossom fireworks.
imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass
can't do series or x with the pool you fucking fag.
Shut up and drown yourself.
There's not always rooms open and not everyone wants to join the room you create so you have to play solo at least for a bit.
Fellas, something about this woomy seems… off
These World of Horror mods are getting too offbeat for my tastes.
holy hell she's in water she should be dead???
Anon we've been over this, woomys dying in water is exaggerated for gameplay reasons
I imagine they can shower and stuff, they just can't swim
for grillers you guys need to be jumping on and off the basket platform. the tower is pure bait, banking eggs to slow there
You can still get away with it when the quotas are low in low-mid EVP.
Why is everyone suddenly challenging my booyah bomb and dying? Did I not get the memo?
i had a teammates with dualie squelchers stand right under the booyah bomb user thinking he would trade or something. people are fuckin dumb
Because it's easier to turf the area where you are standing instead of the area you where supposed to throw it
Unfortunately it is rare but I have had hyper aggressive teammates splat booyah bombs with me before.
It's kind of distraction. If the person throwing the booyah bomb is just absent-mindedly playing, they will, instead of throwing it at their intended target and displacing/preserving the push or objective, they will instead throw it at me/at their feet.
more images for my filter. keep it coming STD collector
Big chungus
Big chumpus.
>flounder heights splat zones
>bad guys are all e-liters
they deserved it