Splatoon 3

Spawning Grounds rotation with Grizzco Weapons, this is the best chance to get the golden badge. Have you gotten it yet?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop giving me the GrizzCo Splatana! I'm sorry, I'm just bad with it.

    I either didn't charge the attack enough, get smacked by trash mobs I didn't see, or just plain MISS. I need a gun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just walk, really walk and attack

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not worth the shitty badge, I stopped before EVP 200

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm working on it

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm certainly trying

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am at EVP 865

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      765*

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll bounce back

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a frick, it's a pointless badge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. The only worthwhile SR badge is the max hazard badge. Also, all bronze, silver, and gold colored badge are ugly as frick.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna purposely do terrible next Eggsta Work to get the basic locker sticker below bronze

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would probably be better to wait for a more reliable rotation. It's not super fun to get wiped and find out it was because you had three splatanas.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 sloshers and a splatana
    Please Mr Grizz, do you want your quota or not?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grillers wave and I have the splatana
    >end up doing most of the work
    I feel so powerful

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The splatana is great. I remember when Boris debuted, you could hit him with melee on high tide if you stood at the top and I just stood there jumping up and down dealing massive damage to the boss

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Too tired to stay on for long last night cause of jury duty
    >Check the thread in the morning
    >Everyone had loads of fun
    >Missed out on all of it
    >Can’t even play tonight cause of work
    >Everyone will have more fun without me
    It’s not even about escaping freelance hell, I just wanna play and have fun with you guys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Too tired to stay on for long last night cause of jury duty
      Was he guilty?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They didn’t even have me assigned to a case. Thank god since that would entail having to stay for more days, but also made the whole thing a waste of time

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got to 240 but I've been busy all day. I have half a mind to push for 600 before Mass tomorrow morning and half a mind to relax and watch On Patrol Live tonight.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get passed 950. I wish I had my team back from before the map rotation

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally got my badge after a cumulative of 8.5 hours, got super lucky by not getting a single glowflies wave after 600 suprisingly

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the most amount of bosses I killed, had a total of 15 Big Shots spawned and those really helped with the kills

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine joining the pool but playing SOLO
    just leave and stop flooding the notifications tab with your solo playing ass

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got it. I surprisingly went from 650 to 999 freelance without a single loss. Based HLM randos. I finally have all the gold badges. Until next season of course

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, got it last night with a bunch of you lot here. Well, I say night but it lasted well into morning. Shit was major fun. If anyone wants help climbing the ranks, I may be down to help. Damn it, now I wanna do the next big run already. I don't want to wait 3 weeks.

      Geez, all the way from 650? Even up there, I'd had my fair share of trouble with randos. Nice work getting that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stuck at work, but glad to see you got another 999 under your belt

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Many thanks, anon.

          Nope, just want to play with Ganker just because.

          Fair point. Every room I saw just now filled up pretty quick. Guess I can freelance for my daily win.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did you gays get 999? Shits hard.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Persistence, knowledge, and skill. Or just get friends to stay at low EVP while you climb like a b***h

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Player leaves after the 30 second mark
    >Forced to play out an unwinnable disaster match against turboautists that doesn't count for anything

    Why doesn't it just turn the game off

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, and I managed to finally get this last Saturday. If we played together yesterday you probably already noticed it. Now I can see up all that delicious money for sizzle season's new gear! Damn, I'm not even done getting all of this season's gear. Just bought a new shirt yesterday.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know there was a badge for hitting the jackpot 4 times? Because I was not aware. Makes sense, now that I think about it. So far all 3 golden banners, but only got the titles from last season. Super rare or whatever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow, forget yesterday. Got a new shirt in today's store rotation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they must've added way more gear compared to chill season because i'm still finding unpurchased stuff, and the season ends in just 11 days.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must be that, or some combination of it and just luck. Cleaned out chill season relatively quickly but sizzle gear just seems to keep popping up every few days. Makes you wonder just how much sizzle season is gonna bring.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe it's more gear-focused to make up for the lack of kits in this season
          9 kits is ridiculous

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's hard to "make up" for a lack of actual content, even if gear does count. Isn't next season going to have even less? Brand new weapons are pretty cool, at least. Wasn't expecting them to whip out a super scope blaster.

            First time in 90 days I've seen the pink Lacoste polo on the store. Must be a rare piece of clothing for this season

            Gear has specific rarities?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Gear has specific rarities?
              Probably, there is some gear that appears less frequently. I check the store everyday, and I have 95% of all clothes I think.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      First time in 90 days I've seen the pink Lacoste polo on the store. Must be a rare piece of clothing for this season

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, meant to say drizzle.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No wait, I meant fresh. God, these season names are not embedded in my head enough. Fresh, sizzle, drizzle, chill. There it is.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is grizz slosher so shit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A moron blames his weapon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't call it shit, it has amazing uses and can be great. But damn if it isn't clunky as shit and leaves you more vulnerable than a roofied prostitute.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is every lobby I get thrown into full of unbeatable autistic Japanese freaks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's japanese CoD.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get the bow 5 waves in a row
    >finally get something else
    >its the charger
    >its a mudmouth wave

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna eat A be right back

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dualies give you an extra defensive maneuver
    >They kill you in .04 seconds from any distance just like every other weapon in this moronic game so there's no disadvantage to using them

    What did they mean by this

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Salmon rooms open before I make one?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably at least one, judging from one post earlier. You looking to climb to 999?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, just want to play with Ganker just because.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >die on wave 2 high tide
    And then they all left me. Oh well.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flyfish: The game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like they know people mostly have splatanas and sloshers so they just throw a bunch of flyfish at you at high danger levels

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maws: The Game

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pop kraken
    >enemy team scatters
    >fruitlessly chase one of them
    >my 5 seconds are almost up, time to retreat
    How do you use this effectively? Not looking forward to the heavy splatling deco having it.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have the splatana on a grillers wave kill the fricking smallfries

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatana can one-shot the griller, anon. If there's a blaster or brella, they're better suited for clean up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        monke brain activates

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even at 999, I've found teammates with almost zero ability to prioritize and barely any awareness of their surroundings
    I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't just witness it. We almost failed a goddamn cannon wave. Those are some of the easiest damn ones. We did eventually win, but christ. Everyone popping their supers in the last 10 seconds despite needed them for the entirety of wave 3.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For shit's sake, you buttholes, you can't just rely on me being the only cannon. One of you has to get on another cannon, I can't reach far out enough and none of you are killing bosses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      namedrop then

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that one poor bastard hovering in the 860-880 range
        Just join one of the rooms, dude. People here will gladly help you out. Unless he's some weirdo that got the name from elsewhere and isn't even in the threads.

        I've only played with randos so far tonight.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >carpal tunnel slowly reducing the amount of time I can play Splatoon daily

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carpal tunnel exists? I figured it was something they made up to stop people from playing video games or being on the computer all day.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately, yes. Take breaks when you feel any kind of discomfort in your hands or fingers, kids. Or don't be born with shitty hands.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That sucks, man, I'm sorry it happened to you. Known so many, many different people that just play vidya and never actually met someone who had it.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just hit EVP200
    I don't know how you grind all the way up to 999, but my hats off the you. I'm taking my basic b***h badge and going to bed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It takes a lot of dedication and time. Though honestly if you're playing with a decent group, getting to 200 shouldn't take more than 2 hours. Good night, anon.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning my fellow splagoons how is it going?

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm never going from 40 to 999 freelancer ever again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, that one guy is STILL around the high 800 VP numbers. How long's he been doing this?

      The fact you did it even once astounds me. Nice work.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check in on pool
    >lots of different people start rooms then all go to solo anyway
    You guys avoiding each other or something?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they missed each others rooms

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They never join my room

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      /vg/ pool is better

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's my second 999 badge, thanks everyone!

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And there goes that 999, thanks glowflies!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, anon! Wish I could've helped, but what can you do. You all got that trigger finger. Now we're both at 2/4, soon to be 2/5.

      Opening a SR room in 3 minutes
      all ranks welcome

      Eh, why the hell not.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm still 1/4
        You guys left me behind

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking a, sorry about wave 1. Someone came calling and I had to button mash to not DQ.

          Really? I guess I joined the wrong room. Wanna join ours?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Already in one

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough. Guess I'll just chill.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Opening a SR room in 3 minutes
    all ranks welcome

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the US rooms not really paint walls? I'm mostly playing in the JP servers but it's rare to even see people not try to paint walls there.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I paint walls like my life depends on it, because it often does.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I obsessively paint walls even when the wave already starts. Might as well paint while bosses are being lured in, especially as a shorter range weapon

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or not, he just kept going.
    >triple communication error
    What the frick?

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got my badge but I'm still up for games if there's an open slot. I can demote to be closer to the host

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, I'm going down the list and I don't see any rooms made in the last 10 minutes besides the one I went into.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    room reopened

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full?

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is to get bronze. I'm so fricking close.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the badge isn't worth it. Salmon run EVP Freelancing is a literal sisyphean task. It took me two golden rotations, two big runs, and literal hundreds of morons throwing themselves to the fish to realize that you can't win with a bad team. "Another set of hands" isn't any form of true in SR since they can actively make your life harder if they're moronic enough. Hogging eggs, shorecamping, not playing thier weapons properly, taking unnecessary risks, just to name a few. I can give you a million anecdotes of teammates actively making things worse, but they all come down to 'we would have been better off if he disconnected on the chopper' because at least then we wouldn't have taken such a big hit to the rank
    Nowadays, i just get my 1200 and dip. the less i can interact with salmon runners, the better. this goes for all of you too, by the way, don't act like you're above stupid mistakes because you have a shiny gold badge you were carried to.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had my issues with that game, but that was a pretty damn clean fug.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have you gotten it yet?
    No.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too late? probably all the shitter are there now?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, wouldn't risk a derank for the second time, I got all capsules, even got Boris kill much sooner than expected, so I'm done. I'm shit at SR, even shittier at Grizzco weapons, I only have one single 200 badge, so whatever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow, that guy doing the 999 climb finally got to 955. Then he dropped to 925.

      How in the frick.

      if you mean you got booted to plaza then it's probably an issue on your end
      GGs anyway

      I guess so? But I was playing flawlessly last night and the few games I was playing earlier with randos

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess my connection specifically dislikes you then

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Al I can assume, because no issues since your games. Hell, I think I tried joining you last night and ran into a similar problem? If not, it was somebody else. But only those specific games. I believe everyone's connections stuttered and the frame rate dropped obscenely.

          >How in the frick.
          Being shit, and other freelancers being shit too.

          Play in the pool, dawg.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How in the frick.
        Being shit, and other freelancers being shit too.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >triple communication error
    Frick this, I quit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you mean you got booted to plaza then it's probably an issue on your end
      GGs anyway

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got one 999 near launch and I have no desire to ever do it again, frick that grind.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it I'm done! I've been stuck in the 500 to 600 range. That's probably my limit. At least I got the silver badge.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Randos got you down?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I've been playing for more than 12 hours and I should be doing something else. Not to mention I'm exhausted.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing after I completed my catalog
    I bet I'm to late to join now.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick! I need two more wins to get bronze. Help me get it.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I...i did it.
    I pushed myself to the point where I feel sick but I did it.
    Thank you to this last team of freelancers. I will NEVER do this again even if another gold rotation appears

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job. One grind to 999 takes a lot out of me. It's crazy that people go for it regularly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats anon!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that group that went up 10 minutes ago
      Oh, it's YOU three. Was wondering why I hadn't seen you in hours. Figures you were your own group.

      Congrats, anon. It's a slog, to be sure, which is why I didn't have a lot of time for it when the game first came out. Helps to have actual people to play with. Freelancers are hell.
      >that one guy with not a single boss kill
      See?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We have a spot open if you want to join us.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, why the hell not. I could go for another fug or two. I was trying to help out other people, but between being busy and disconnects it wasn't going too hot.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright we are in the lobby see if you can join.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats. Wish I had the skill, time and dedication to do that

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I got bronze. Thanks A and R.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I didn't realize it was you that needed the bronze SG badge. Nice job. Gonna go for silver?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Never really cared for the gold map badges. The only SR badges I wanted to get were the max hazard and top 5% big run badge, which I both have.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. But wait, if you manage to get HLM then shouldn't you have gotten at least one gold by default?

          Alright we are in the lobby see if you can join.

          Holy shit, it actually worked.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got it on sockeye the rotation before the second big run.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, now that's more like it. A game where everyone knows what the frick they're doing.

              Oh, cool. Too much grind for you to do repeatedly, eh?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Too much grind for you to do repeatedly, eh?
                Yes.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time. Every FRICKING time I want to help a bad situation, the only thing I have is reefslider.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice triple stinger kill.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lure maws, feint him and throw a bomb
      >swim forward into it anyway
      I don't know why I did that. Reflex, I guess. But holy frick, am I glad I saved that second inkstrike.

      Right?

      >Too much grind for you to do repeatedly, eh?
      Yes.

      I can understand, it's a huge undertaking and I personally never thought I could do it.

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I was out of ink sorry guys

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy hell. Bosses literally everywhere. Doesn't help 2 of us had sloshers. Least it gave us 2 silvers.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just woke up, sitting at 750 EVP still. Any room slots open? I'm not sure if I'm good enough for 999 but I'd at least like to reach/beat HLM once.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, these games are becoming merciless.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it. I knew we were fricked as soon as I saw that first flyfish go up.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn slamming lid was blocking you

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 7 eggs killed
    What. What the actual hell is wrong with me. What the hell was I doing?

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least that one went better. But I'm still ashamed of my performance. And damn, I didn't even notice we had reached hazard level max.

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick we almost got 70 eggs. We need to team up foe big run.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WOW, I didn't think we were gonna make it there. Some fine fricking work.

      That's what I'm saying, man. Could you imagine the high scores we could get? Probably make that one twitter homosexual seethe uncontrollably.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We should and I still haven't been in one.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >find a solid freelance team
    >disconnect after the first game
    >queue again
    >immediate connection error at the start of wave 1, 20 points docked from your social credit score
    I love this game but goddamn, I hate it right now.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since I'm close help me get silver

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need about 5 wins

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need about 5 wins

      Ha, and you said you didn't want to go for it. How the turns tide.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Playing with you guys is too much fun. How the frick did that happen? I thought we had all the eggs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stingers on literally all 3 prongs on low tide
          >flyfish
          >fish sticks
          >big shots
          Oh my god.

          Evidently we did not.

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    High tide fug kill, yeah! Holy shit, the amount of eggs we got there was beyond obscene. I love that I've gotten okay-ish enough with the slosher to just two-shot lids now.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three more wins for silver

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it, I knew the weapons we were dealt were gonna screw us on geysers.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea how you frickers made it to 999. Inbetween the disconnects and almost every high tide wave being a guaranteed loss, I'm running out of motivation.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nooooooo. I'm so fricking close.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized you can kill it without going all the way up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well shit, we lost one of our best men. Oh well.

      You guys didn't know this?

      Frick they don't want me getting that silver

      I'm with you till it's done.

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH COME ON. Frick, the game keeps screwing us with like the last 4 loadouts.

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick they don't want me getting that silver

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm getting a lot better with bomb throws

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high EVP room
    >filled up within a second
    That's a shame. Any leftovers? I just want to beat HLM once.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >missed every single inkjet shot on about 15 bosses
    Be right back, gonna go drown myself. At least it was a decent fug kill for high tide.

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man. I'm shit at reviving teammates.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well frankly, I'm surprised we last as long as we did with only 3 people. Shit.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're back in the lobby if anyone wants to join in.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never thought I'd see myself at EVP 994, but here we are.

      Maybe remake the room?

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking steel eel kept blocking you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still need three more wins for silver.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really thought we'd have done it by now. The game's being a real fricking butthole.

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a slot open?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was, we're back to a 4-man group.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good to know I didn't snipe anyone

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deal with about 4 bosses
    >come back to basket
    >in the 10 seconds since I left, 5 more spawned
    This is how you create serial killers.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One more

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outta work but it’s almost half past 3 and i’m barley awake. Barley get the chance to play with you guys but I send my best regards

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally gain a win with a new freelance team
    >entire team leaves anyway
    I'm done. This is absolutely soulcrushing.

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP FRICKING GIVING ME SPLATANA. I'm so fricking sick of this thing, goddamn.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had it more. So close.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get charger
        >immediately start wrecking bosses left and right
        Thank you game, that's much better.

        You can have all my future ones, it's driving me nuts. I at least like it on high tide since everything is within swinging distance.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can you hate the grizz stamper? It's so fricking good.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ugh. The last 3 or 4 horrors I've fought have all been high tide and it's exhausting. I'm done, guys. Thanks for the games.
            >9 revives
            Holy shit, I didn't even have the wave breaker.

            I don't care how much damage it does, it's so fricking slow. At least the slosher can a whole hoard if angled properly.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok it's late I'm done. It's 4am and I need sleep. Thanks BJ, A, R, FP and others for helping me get bronze and silver.

              t. G!

              GGs guys, those were some really intense games. Thanks to everyone who joined in.

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just one last fug, that's all I want.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 stingers on firefly. Holyshit that was scary but we made it.

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok it's late I'm done. It's 4am and I need sleep. Thanks BJ, A, R, FP and others for helping me get bronze and silver.

    t. G!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I even finished my second catalog during our SR shifts. You guys are the best and we have to team up for big run.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >check my titles
      >don't have salmon runner
      I had sort of figured that you would get specific titles from reaching HLM and 999. Guess not. I could call myself Salmon Run Salmon, though.

      [...]
      GGs guys, those were some really intense games. Thanks to everyone who joined in.

      I even finished my second catalog during our SR shifts. You guys are the best and we have to team up for big run.

      Shit was great. We gotta do more of this whenever big run and eggstra work come around. I want to get lucky with an absurdly high egg count and slap it in the face of all the people who whine about "overfishers". Sounds like it'd be fun. Anyways, one last shout out to my homies that get me to 999 on this map. See you whenever. Octo daughter best daughter.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a fan of eggstra work but I'll help you get gold.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait the gold is 999? I thought it was 800...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's 999 anon

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    rooms!

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally got the badge where you dont use special in 100 shifts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so no rooms?

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even gonna bother with the Salmon Run badges, since most of them are moronicly grindy.

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want my last boris fight! Is that too hard to ask!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And finally I'm free!

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