Just wanted to start this thread out right by saying I love Shiver. I know she was team money but money can’t buy me love but I like money and I love shiver
I won 2 tricolor games for Shiver and immediately went back to grinding out 10x’s for the gold idol badges. Pissed off that my 100x wins wont count towards it
Objectively bad advice. Ninja squid has fallen out of favor in the tacticooler meta. The swim speed deduction is not worth it when you’ll be coolered up with a marker on your back all the time.
Only weapons that really benefit from ninja squid are sharking weapons with short range like roller and brushes, but they need to run swim speed in tandem with it to cancel out the deduction.
Idk what some of you shiverfags are saying, big man's team usually helps out if it's clear they're not going to outdo us. I haven't had anyone team up on me.
shiverfagbros can we win?
or will we fall against the big man fags being pathetic cowards who don't even try to win in order to give the victory to frye?
shiverfag here, won a bunch last night including a 100x but today all the fucking retards are out getting filtered by sturgeon, lost a 100x to big man just now with two teammates just holding forward towards mid till death. fucking retards I hate this game so much
like 10 games later and it's still the same. there's always one teammate that can barely scrape together an assist and still swim straight into enemy ink even when I wipe the team for them. fucking gays god dammit
>three matches in >lose >get an x10 against Shiver >ah shit, more losses for Frye >we clean them up bad and I get my first win/x10 win >won every game since
It's a start. A beautiful start.
Is this supposed to be an in-universe edgy thing or some paper skinned little kid's vent after getting called a retard on twitter by someone with a Frye avatar? I can't tell.
>some paper skinned little kid's vent after getting called a retard on twitter by someone with a Frye avatar?
I imagine that's the case. Lots of "toxic" anti-shiver fags who are probably saying some horrendous things to people who just chose shiver but were unaware of the alleged political nature that's been forced upon these idols
Yeah but the person asked if that art was the result of just a normal shiver fan getting bullied on twitter by the schizo types, and I think that's probably the case. Imagine being a normal person who just enjoys splatoon and you want to support your team through the "official platform" for splatfest posts and you end up coming across some of those mentally ill fryefags on the planet.
I only happen to be on Shiver's team because majority of fests her choice agreed with mine. I grew a liking over Shiver after our many wins together. Plus I just like her more than big man and Frye, not even a coomer. I'm not even sure if I have busted a nut to shiver or not.
>I grew a liking over Shiver after our many wins together.
I felt that way about Pearl. Didn't like her much at first but she grew on me more than any other idol. She also had the objectively correct opinions like Shiver does.
I like her the most but I go with splatfest choices that I like. I was team aliens last I remember. Most of my choices tend to align with hers except that.
I’n just glad they are, and that’s literally all that matters
The (divorce) one is genuinely hilarious on its own
Tri color is the king maker mode. All these anons wasting their time in open for a stupid badge have the wrong idea.
Right now I'm 27-9 but I've made a point of getting the signals before shiverfags can whenever I'm attacking alongside them.
And japs are the king makers of this game. You're irrelevant if you think any of your clout means anything. This is a war between sweaty japanese men, gaijin are irrelevant.
Plus tricolor just isn't all that great in my opinion. The fact that there's not even a new level here is pathetic. Shifty station we got a new level every fucking month and didn't have reruns until AFTER they had done them all. There's no reason we couldn't have gotten a custom tricolor stage like the zelda one but they're just fucking lazy so I'm "boycotting" it.
>keep getting paired with teammates that die almost 10 times a match
I'm genuinely curious what the fuck think is going to happen running face first into your enemies and expecting to come out alive. Whatever, I made it to Champion. That might be it for me. Good luck, Frye!
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Homophobia? Jesus Christ fags need to be bullied back in the closet
>Shiver >homophobia
I thought the fanbase considered her a trans/nonbinary icon or some shit.
le gay pride has been a thing for a while
its when the gay branched off into LGBT, gender identities blurring lines, and pronouns that things really started getting obnoxious. I miss the old idea of tolerance where people would keep their private lives, especially sexual, private rather than out in the open. This applies to non LGBT people with how obnoxious coomers of all walks live are wearing their fetishes proudly and out in the open. Nobody wants to see furry/vore/inflation smut plastered everywhere as well. Internet is what has fostered this kind of culture unfortunately.
game lets you change splatfest regions which is basically the server you connect to at the start of the game
only downside is that online matches go to shit
I bought the game on the japanese eshop because I was worried that the posts would be region locked like they were in splatoon 2 and I couldn't put up with that gayry for another game. Shame I'm stuck on a Japanese account now but I don't regret it, NA is awful.
She wasn't nonbinary or trans like they wanted her to be and they've been seething ever since
Her winning a lot is just salt in the (axe) wound for them
>win 6 battles for big man in pro >start playing today >10x against shiver >they garden gnome us in the last minute
I genuinely hate shivermorons with every fiber of my being and I hope someone forces you to lie down on tarmac on a hot florida summer day
>forces you to lie down on tarmac on a hot florida summer day
I mean I've walked barfoot on it and it's definitely really hot but there are worse fates to wish upon people then le hot ground. If it's florida then feed them to a bunch of hungry alligators
>team shiver >attacking with frye >frye charger continues to shoot at me even though we have 40%+ of the map
I still won but why are they stupid? If I lose, they lose.
Yeah those halftime results were way too close. Three way 33's. It's genuinely anyone's game.
I like her the most but I go with splatfest choices that I like. I was team aliens last I remember. Most of my choices tend to align with hers except that.
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The (divorce) one is genuinely hilarious on its own
Lol same, except for the cryptids fest I went Big Foot. I also chose big man's team in the very original rock paper scissors fest, but that one was more of a "I cant decide so I'll just pick one lol" type of thing. Every other fest I've been on Shiver's team. Yes I like grass pokemon, fight me
Riptide is already on Winners Finals! I missed so much of the tournament when I went to church then lucnh with friends! >https://www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon
Wasn't paying attention but very appreciated. I spent all of my cash before the update because I was trying for a specific title. I'm broke as fuck. Also damn I'm glad we always do so well on defense because of the multiplier
Wow fuck sorry I did nothing but die that game. They were so focused on us that the other team got the signal both times without any problem.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
As long as the defenders didn’t win
Those big man fags were obnoxious he killed me right as I was gonna grab the signal and almost split it to where fry won
I haven't enjoyed playing this game since the beginning of the second season. The matchmaking is just too shit and the games have no semblance of balance I just get frustrated every time. Just gonna wait for side order at this point and hope they fix the multiplayer eventually while playing only salmon run
I think an issue with 3 is that they want people to keep playing as long as possible, but the only people who actually do are the most hardcore so things are getting more and more difficult due to the less skilled players dropping out.
>10x battle >reeflux gay teammate doesn't get a single kill or assist >can barely hold on to mid all game
welp. I've officially lost hope for team shiver. more retards than not over here in pro at least
>10x battle >reeflux gay teammate doesn't get a single kill or assist >can barely hold on to mid all game
welp. I've officially lost hope for team shiver. more retards than not over here in pro at least
>All these people acting like it's a close race
JP is literally always Shiver focused and I've been getting a ton of Shiver dittos in tri battle
It's already over
Fryefag here. I agree, i think shiver has it in the bag. The skill difference between team shiver and team big man is insane, i think big man was the literal child choice
Fuck I'm having to fight my ass off in pro
I already have 1 MILLION clout in open from the 4 100x wins shiver bros. I'm winning in pro but it's getting cutthroat in here
I also switched to vanilla splattershot because it can literally do anything I need to, and fuck Trizooka is actually really good right now. It can turf, it can kill, thing is the all around carry god.
Yeah but I like the way the Hero Shot looks. I'm fond of sticky bombs personally, Trizooka is really good right now. Inkstrike is alright, but there are plenty of people who play that weapon too. So having a vanilla shot and a tentatek on a team is a great combo for turf anyways
Is ttk still better than vshot tho? Think about it, suction is still a lethal bomb that takes up a lot of space and trizooka has been buffed like crazy
>tentatek is always better
I like the tentatek more because it's based on the wasabi and that was based but vanilla shot is definitely the better weapon atm
splat bomb is more useful but trizooka is just better than triple inkstrike, kills faster and is easier to aim
the fact that you can't use your main or even go into squid form with strike means your throws have to be at least somewhat fast and accurate or you have to actively disengage
>trizooka is just better than triple inkstrike
lmao no
triple inkstrike is retarded and even more the speed with which tentatek can spam it
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>triple inkstrike is retarded
it's really not? the delay means anyone with a modicum of skill is not dying to it unless its on a ranked objective or they were already cornered, its just a basic area denial special that can immediately displace people for a few seconds
most of the time all your throws already go off by the time you can use your main weapon again and reach where you threw them, compared to something like ink storm which comes out immediately and is a prolonged presence for at least seven seconds
I'm not saying it's shit but if you're unironically suggesting that this special is broken when nobody else thinks that then you're just stupid
in regards to farming, the vanilla splattershot has the exact same special cost and the buffs to trizooka has made it more reliable since it has long range while still being decently fast and not as telegraphed as a charger
Hovering in the 1800s right now. Even wins against extremely sweaty teams are giving me +10 at best. Skill disparity is all over the place as well, but the good ones are really good.
>camp on top of the tower overlooking mid on sturgeon >enemy team swims up to fight me >jump down and direct hit them with wiper on the wall
This happened 4 times
>100x match on Sturgeon >spend the whole game in danger >screaming obscenities at my team >we somehow get a wipeout at 10 seconds left >43.1% to 42.7%
Let’s go shiverbros, never doubted you for a second. Fryebabies suck my dick.
Not by yourself. As long as the match has started, if you DC you get the 10 minute timeout.
There is a way if you have multiple friends who don't mind getting timeouts.
Host a room, have one of them join. Start a match, if it's not a 10x have them disconnect. Since it was right away, the match will get cancelled and since you weren't the one who DC'd, you won't get the timeout. Your friend will however, so you'll need to get someone else to do the strat again until his timeout expires.
Is ttk still better than vshot tho? Think about it, suction is still a lethal bomb that takes up a lot of space and trizooka has been buffed like crazy
>won 3 different 333x games >won at least 10 different 10x matches >won a few 100x matches >have over a million in open and tri battle >got to Ruler+10
I'm at my limit, Shiverbros. Finish the fight for me.
Ending my session on a high note. Won a 100x Battle for Team Shiver and I took my float pics (none for Solo Shiver float unfortunately, got after halftime).
Hope we win Shiver, let the other teams take Tri-Color and we’ll stomp the regular modes.
I’m doing really well in tricolor for shiver
Hey moonrunes if you’ll let me make some coffee I’ll play with you again if you want to go ahead and play just play without me
Buckets and shit seem good on it since they can toss paint over all the corners
Otherwise you can also rat yourself over to the attacker corner when the opportunity is presented since it seems to be bigger than the defenders' and is easier to get up to
Got a gay called “Shivr lover” who sat in spawn with a roller going around in circles who threw my tri color game. These idiots are wasting their time when her victory is already assured.
are shiverfags okay? everytime i attack with them on tricolor they die constantly and never get close to the ultra signal, its pathetic. put some fucking pressure on so we can win
Just take a break when you are seething. Try to express your anger in healthy ways like beating the fuck out of a pillow or learn breathing techniques.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something tremendous. Right now, as we speak, the Splatfest is happening. Believe me, folks, it's a big deal. People all over are picking sides, and I want to talk to you about why I'm throwing my support behind Team Shiver.
Now, I've always been a competitive guy, and this Splatfest is no different, let me tell you. I want to take a moment to explain why I'm with Team Shiver in this epic showdown. It's not just about ink and battles; it's about sending a message, a message that I believe in strongly.
First of all, Team Shiver, she's a fantastic Octoling, folks, absolutely fantastic. And you know what? I've always had a great eye for talent, and Shiver is as talented as they come. So, when it comes to choosing a side, Team Shiver, believe me folks, it just feels right to me.
But it's not just about personal preference. Team Shiver represents resilience. Octolings face tough challenges, and they always come out on top. They know how to adapt, how to overcome obstacles, and how to be winners. That's the spirit we need, folks, and that's what Team Shiver embodies.
Now, I know some folks might say, "But what about Team Frye? They have their own strengths." And you know what, I respect that too. Everyone has their strengths, and that's what makes these Splatfests so exciting. But here's the thing, folks, we should never forget the strength and resilience that have made this country great. That's why I'm standing with Team Shiver right now, in the middle of this fantastic Splatfest.
So, as the Splatfest is happening right now, I want to encourage all of you to join me in supporting Team Shiver. Let's show the world that we are a nation of strong, resilient individuals who can face any challenge head-on, just like our talented friends in Team Shiver.
Thank you, and believe me, we're gonna win big tonight!
That's way to coherent, let me show you how he actually talks so toy can improve your copy pastas. >"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
>Shiver attacker holds fire on an Inkvac and lets my team take the first signal >I do the same when they take theirs >The very attosecond it goes off, he shoots me dead
What a punk.
>im on team shiver >we’re both in a splatfest which used to be good until they started letting fryefags like you in >see dis, dis line here >line of death >you cross it during tricolor battle and your freedoms no longer exist okay? >have a good splatfest
Open driving me insane right now. Switched to pro to help my team and instantaneously get matched with other high-rank competitive players, event if it was my first game. Problem is the other team was just some casual players and it's like this for 5 games now.
Man, this game is really something else. This matchmaking is pure hell.
Pro can go both ways in my experience, but it never feels like a fair fight. It's always one team purely dominating the other. Open can be the same way, but at least you can stick with a good team once you find them. Map design doesn't help much either with the way good charger users will win no matter what. Might as well not even play the game at all when shit like Mincemeat is on the rotation.
Does every other person who plays this game get put against silver and gold x rank gays every single fucking match like I do? WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUTTING ME AGAINST THESE PEOPLE? How am I supposed to win when every match is unfair? What did I do to deserve this? I literally just got put against two of them on the same team WHAT THE FUCK.
Do you anons think they should shut off friendly fire for the attacking teams in tri-colour? My fun with the mode always gets ruined when someone on the other attacking teams shoots me when stealing the signal.
You're still technically competing with the other team so it isn't friendly fire. The top scoring attackers get more clout so at certain point you should focus slightly on the other attackers.
You get your chunks back if you exchange them out for another ability
So just exchange them for a shit ability you'll never use like intensify action that you have a bunch of before the fest is over, then get your "good" chunks back.
From my experience yeah they're pretty garbage
I think it attracted a lot of people who wanted to be carried for a free ride so they joined the "winning team".
>me and gf play together, go team Big Man >doing kinda iffy, win/lose half and half >get 2 x10 battles and win >hype >get x100 battle >narrowly win
Well my splatfest was made. Hope you guys are having a good one too.
I am only playing the decal heavy for the license, I am already tired of the kraken bro. I want my wavebreaker back that I can just throw out mindlessly and guarantee an instant ink refill + free enemy displacement
>against an X-rank player >he wipes the fucking floor with our team, never misses a beat >start new game >literally against the same guy >immediate wipeout >disconnect
Why does the game match me up against someone I already lost hard to? The fuck is this matchmaking. I end up having to block people when this shit happens.
In 2 the devs claimed it was 1%, but most of the playerbase is shit and/or doesn't play much, so that isn't surprising
In 3 it's even very easy to get into x battle since it's just S+ which the game pushes everyone towards. Getting the basic x badge is more notable, but it's basically peanuts on the western server since our side of the work sucks ass at this game. Top 3k on our server is like top 30k on the japanese one. Basically unless it's a top 500 badge who cares
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>In 3 it's even very easy to get into x battle
I don't believe you, but then I've barely touched snarchy so I honestly have no idea how it works in 3.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
As I'd explained, you just need to be S+, and the ranking system is in fact so generous that it is impossible to derank through normal gameplay. Entirely possible to get into S+ without much effort, which is why in the first season there were so many people complaining about being stuck in S+ point debt. They'd get into S+ and then just get shat on every match
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>ranking system is in fact so generous that it is impossible to derank through normal gameplay.
beats having to win like 10+ matches and if you ever get fucked 3 times your entire progress is deleted
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not really, what kind of ranking system doesn't allow you to get deranked?
>I end up having to block people when this shit happens.
This doesn't prevent you from matchmaking with them, by the way. It just stops them from sending you friend requests.
>This doesn't prevent you from matchmaking with them
False. It absolutely works >source: I blocked my friend as a test when we were in the same pool, it didn't show him my open rooms
They can still randomly matchmake with you. They can't connect directly to you. So if you get randomly rolled the same guy in Turf War, then blocking him won't stop that from happening.
I just want ONE WIN
ive been seeing shiver simps and big man bitches pushing in on me and it fucking sucks. shiver already has enough god damn wins, i want forehead waifu to have her time in the sun for fucks sake.
The forehead jokes were never funny, it's twitter humor
I love her she's very cute, and her ears wiggling when she shows emotion just makes her even cuter
>entire team full of shitters >I'm the only one somehow that can stay alive >got 15 fucking kills and still lost horribly
Why is it like this. Why am I like this.
Sorry I played like shit. I've never played mincemeat on tricolor. Was this from that one fest where it was literally impossible to get into tricolor? This map fucking sucks btw
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A 10X BATTLE! I HAVEN'T GOT A SINGLE FUCKING ONE!
did they turn off the modifier? there are no fucking 10x battles out there only the most moronic of moronic retards
I swear after the halfway mark and tricolors opened, they reverted back to their normal rate. I havent been able to find any since.
same played all day long yesterday, got a 100x battle (and won). didn't see a single 10x just gaveup already. boost on 10x showing up yeah right
It's gonna be interesting if shiver didn't win popularity the way everyone thinks she did.
Just wanted to start this thread out right by saying I love Shiver. I know she was team money but money can’t buy me love but I like money and I love shiver
10 kills with 600p doesn't help anon
It does if you never stop killing and keep them in their spawn
which you will never do because you're shit
And you wonder why you keep losing, dead weight.
I'm gonna go jerk it to Frye and give her my energy as we close out the fest.
You FOOL IF YOU CANT FUCK HER ITS ENERGY WASTED
I won 2 tricolor games for Shiver and immediately went back to grinding out 10x’s for the gold idol badges. Pissed off that my 100x wins wont count towards it
Best of luck to all gays who are grinding away at this, this is yet another splatfest I don't give a damn about.
Which abilities are good?
Stealth jump
This doesn't apply to tri color, you should basically never be super jumping in that mode.
When was it specified that this question was for tricolor?
It wasn't but I thought it was worth mentioning because I still see people wasting a slot on it and then super jumping like once per match.
What weapon are you running
I use on intesify action on shooters and blasters so I can be an annoying jumping gay with perfect accuracy like in the previous games
Depends on playstyle.
Ninja Squid for everything that isn't backline
Maybe at launch but they nerfed the shit out of ninja squid by forcing you to have a trail shortly after submerging, few people run it anymore.
Objectively bad advice. Ninja squid has fallen out of favor in the tacticooler meta. The swim speed deduction is not worth it when you’ll be coolered up with a marker on your back all the time.
Only weapons that really benefit from ninja squid are sharking weapons with short range like roller and brushes, but they need to run swim speed in tandem with it to cancel out the deduction.
Depends entirely on what weapon you're using.
>Big Betrayal
>Shiver and Frye angrily threatening and berating Big Man for looking at other women
GOD i wish that were me
I can’t blame him for looking at other women if he has to look at Frye
got my golden badge, won three x100 battles
good luck to the rest of you shiver chads because i am not touching tri colors
Congrats!
Blaster meta anon gotta get that K/D up
>those fags running range blaster in any turf-centric mode
AIIIIEEEEEE
Idk what some of you shiverfags are saying, big man's team usually helps out if it's clear they're not going to outdo us. I haven't had anyone team up on me.
It's fun to push a narrative so you have an excuse if you lose or so you can gloat if you win.
shiverfagbros can we win?
or will we fall against the big man fags being pathetic cowards who don't even try to win in order to give the victory to frye?
shiverfag here, won a bunch last night including a 100x but today all the fucking retards are out getting filtered by sturgeon, lost a 100x to big man just now with two teammates just holding forward towards mid till death. fucking retards I hate this game so much
like 10 games later and it's still the same. there's always one teammate that can barely scrape together an assist and still swim straight into enemy ink even when I wipe the team for them. fucking gays god dammit
>shiverfagbros can we win?
maybe
big man is getting pro and shiver is getting popularity so the question is who is getting open
>three matches in
>lose
>get an x10 against Shiver
>ah shit, more losses for Frye
>we clean them up bad and I get my first win/x10 win
>won every game since
It's a start. A beautiful start.
LOL
Pretty much. I'm joining purely because I embrace the anger of salty anti-shiver fags
Is this supposed to be an in-universe edgy thing or some paper skinned little kid's vent after getting called a retard on twitter by someone with a Frye avatar? I can't tell.
>some paper skinned little kid's vent after getting called a retard on twitter by someone with a Frye avatar?
I imagine that's the case. Lots of "toxic" anti-shiver fags who are probably saying some horrendous things to people who just chose shiver but were unaware of the alleged political nature that's been forced upon these idols
>the alleged political nature that's been forced upon these idols
refer to
Yeah but the person asked if that art was the result of just a normal shiver fan getting bullied on twitter by the schizo types, and I think that's probably the case. Imagine being a normal person who just enjoys splatoon and you want to support your team through the "official platform" for splatfest posts and you end up coming across some of those mentally ill fryefags on the planet.
its an edit of another comic you retard
BAKA chuds shiver isn’t going to fuck you
I only happen to be on Shiver's team because majority of fests her choice agreed with mine. I grew a liking over Shiver after our many wins together. Plus I just like her more than big man and Frye, not even a coomer. I'm not even sure if I have busted a nut to shiver or not.
>I grew a liking over Shiver after our many wins together.
I felt that way about Pearl. Didn't like her much at first but she grew on me more than any other idol. She also had the objectively correct opinions like Shiver does.
I like her the most but I go with splatfest choices that I like. I was team aliens last I remember. Most of my choices tend to align with hers except that.
The (divorce) one is genuinely hilarious on its own
It's a joke edit of some furfag's vent comic where instead of being on team shiver they got really insecure about being called White on twitter.
I thought the evil guys were supposed to be his new teammates, which is accurate. That's what I look like.
damn, should have chosen Shiver
Every tri-color I keep losing to Frye and they just play nuts. What’s up with them?
Tri color is the king maker mode. All these anons wasting their time in open for a stupid badge have the wrong idea.
Right now I'm 27-9 but I've made a point of getting the signals before shiverfags can whenever I'm attacking alongside them.
And japs are the king makers of this game. You're irrelevant if you think any of your clout means anything. This is a war between sweaty japanese men, gaijin are irrelevant.
Plus tricolor just isn't all that great in my opinion. The fact that there's not even a new level here is pathetic. Shifty station we got a new level every fucking month and didn't have reruns until AFTER they had done them all. There's no reason we couldn't have gotten a custom tricolor stage like the zelda one but they're just fucking lazy so I'm "boycotting" it.
why would (my team) you leave our base unpainted?
what's the purpose of that?
for inkbrushers to make way
You do it, then.
anyone on big man team wanna tri-colour?
>See Shiver Ruler +11 on my team
>"Man, they must've played a lot"
>realize it's me
My brain's fried. I'm officially in auto-pilot mode.
just threw because no one would booyah in response to my booyah so i rapidly pressed the booyah button until we lost
I will report you if you ever do something gay like that in our match
shiver ruler +4 btw
can't say i didn't try, but drawing on a samsung phone fucking sucks and i'm not the best artist so please no bully
Genuinely why are they so assmad over Shiver? Because she won a lot? Is that all it is?
She won a lot + “homophobia” + she’s hot
I really like this Shiver. Middle is very cute.
Homophobia? Jesus Christ fags need to be bullied back in the closet
She said the N word (Nematode)
something, something homophobia. Shiver is a turf or some shit like that
I remember looking up turf because I kept seeing it thrown around and was disappointed that being normal somehow makes you a radical feminist nowadays
>keep getting paired with teammates that die almost 10 times a match
I'm genuinely curious what the fuck think is going to happen running face first into your enemies and expecting to come out alive. Whatever, I made it to Champion. That might be it for me. Good luck, Frye!
>Shiver
>homophobia
I thought the fanbase considered her a trans/nonbinary icon or some shit.
>expecting any sort of consistency from these people
>turf
kek
Yeah, people don't like when someone always wins. Makes things less exciting. Everything else is twitter schizophrenia.
Sheer contrarianism, pretty much.
I’n just glad they are, and that’s literally all that matters
i'm so fucking glad i'm stuck on jp servers
how do I change, I fucking hate the gay community in this game
I miss when "pride" wasn't a thing and gay people were WAY less fucking annoying
le gay pride has been a thing for a while
its when the gay branched off into LGBT, gender identities blurring lines, and pronouns that things really started getting obnoxious. I miss the old idea of tolerance where people would keep their private lives, especially sexual, private rather than out in the open. This applies to non LGBT people with how obnoxious coomers of all walks live are wearing their fetishes proudly and out in the open. Nobody wants to see furry/vore/inflation smut plastered everywhere as well. Internet is what has fostered this kind of culture unfortunately.
Btw gootuber main
game lets you change splatfest regions which is basically the server you connect to at the start of the game
only downside is that online matches go to shit
can't change right now, right? due to having an active splatfest no?
i haven't really tried, but yeah that sounds like a logical deduction. hang in there, my broman
I bought the game on the japanese eshop because I was worried that the posts would be region locked like they were in splatoon 2 and I couldn't put up with that gayry for another game. Shame I'm stuck on a Japanese account now but I don't regret it, NA is awful.
man, I love it when woke gay retards just give us more ammunition and characters to use against them
>man, I love it when woke gay retards just give us more ammunition and characters to use against them
She wasn't nonbinary or trans like they wanted her to be and they've been seething ever since
Her winning a lot is just salt in the (axe) wound for them
i am a big man player who actively helps out team shiver because i hate frye more
I've been getting a fuckton of Shiver ditto tri battles
Do other teams even fucking exist LMAO
>win 6 battles for big man in pro
>start playing today
>10x against shiver
>they garden gnome us in the last minute
I genuinely hate shivermorons with every fiber of my being and I hope someone forces you to lie down on tarmac on a hot florida summer day
>forces you to lie down on tarmac on a hot florida summer day
I mean I've walked barfoot on it and it's definitely really hot but there are worse fates to wish upon people then le hot ground. If it's florida then feed them to a bunch of hungry alligators
Based
I was thinking something like this though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHmSy7v_kc
Ok big fag whatever you say
>team shiver
>attacking with frye
>frye charger continues to shoot at me even though we have 40%+ of the map
I still won but why are they stupid? If I lose, they lose.
Frye's big brown booty
Thoughts?
the smell of horrid curry shits
Meanwhile, Shiver has perpetual mud butt because of all the Hispanicy food she eats
I'm actually scared for the final results, shiverfriends.
Yeah those halftime results were way too close. Three way 33's. It's genuinely anyone's game.
Lol same, except for the cryptids fest I went Big Foot. I also chose big man's team in the very original rock paper scissors fest, but that one was more of a "I cant decide so I'll just pick one lol" type of thing. Every other fest I've been on Shiver's team. Yes I like grass pokemon, fight me
It's more fun when it's close.
Please play tricolor with me. I've had my room up for a while.
Stupid fryfag killed me right as I was about to get the signal were allies you tard
>Mirror match
Won 2 100x matches for Shiver, but also lost 3 10x matches. Don’t know how to feel…
>Still no shiver banner because Nintendo EU fucking suck at their job
It hurts
It's claimable from the switch news splatfest post.
Oops didn’t mean to reply to that a
Just make an NA account, that's what I did.
Plot twist: They only release the winning banner after splatfest is over. Nvr ndr
Are Shiver and Frye the dumbest idols?
Easily
Not as stupid as my wife
Thats only an act. Deep cut are genuinely dumb.
Callie only acts like that because it's her stage persona. She's nowhere near that dopey in the Hero modes.. if anything Marie acts more like that
I love my wife Callie and her bitch sister(cousin) Marie
I'm pretty sure the intention is that Deep Cut is basically Team Rocket but ocean flavored, so yes.
The .52 gal was a mistake.
Oh hey I recognize the guy on the far left. Always end up getting matched with/against him in my games
>finally got my gold idol badges
It's finally over.
Riptide is already on Winners Finals! I missed so much of the tournament when I went to church then lucnh with friends!
>https://www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon
How long until results
Hey moonrunes with the splatana hope you enjoy the double cash
Wasn't paying attention but very appreciated. I spent all of my cash before the update because I was trying for a specific title. I'm broke as fuck. Also damn I'm glad we always do so well on defense because of the multiplier
Thanks for playing with me I’m having fun. I’m not at the top of my game right now these rollers were giving me hell
Don't worry about it, we're still winning pretty easily and bad games happen to everyone. Glad we're contributing all of these defense wins.
Anything for shiver
Wow fuck sorry I did nothing but die that game. They were so focused on us that the other team got the signal both times without any problem.
As long as the defenders didn’t win
Those big man fags were obnoxious he killed me right as I was gonna grab the signal and almost split it to where fry won
There goes ANOTHER fucking 10x battle where I got garden gnomeD in the last 30 SECONDS by some moron BULLSHIT
truly painful
Splatoon 3 is actually legitimately broken. 90% of confrontations in 1 were a kill trade. In 3 I just die
I haven't enjoyed playing this game since the beginning of the second season. The matchmaking is just too shit and the games have no semblance of balance I just get frustrated every time. Just gonna wait for side order at this point and hope they fix the multiplayer eventually while playing only salmon run
I think an issue with 3 is that they want people to keep playing as long as possible, but the only people who actually do are the most hardcore so things are getting more and more difficult due to the less skilled players dropping out.
I gotta get to work but I did my best for her. Fight on shiverchads
I forgot that it was this weekend and was only able to get to Defender before having to leave for work.
I failed my forehead queeb
You did us all a favor by not being here fighting for such a disgusting abomination
>God my golden idol badges
I'm doing my part Shiver chads
Y’know, originally I never really got the dynamo, but now I truly do, and my god is it fun. Literally the definition of “big dick energy”
might be big but it's over in one or two strokes
I have an idea
How about someone start a big man room with players that can actually beat the everloving shit out of shivermorons?
I have an idea
Get fucked.
- ShiverGOD
I have an idea
have a nice day
It was your idea, you first reddit man.
Holy fuck those attackers were relentless all game
Losers' Semifinals are about to start. There are three sets left.
>https://www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon
Not a single octo in sight…
Inkopolis has fallen
Desquegregation was a mistake
Those fryetards were targeting exclusively us it felt like
Another 10x win for Shiver
The duality of man
>10x battle
>reeflux gay teammate doesn't get a single kill or assist
>can barely hold on to mid all game
welp. I've officially lost hope for team shiver. more retards than not over here in pro at least
It his job to ink your job to kill
Alright, I'm ready for the last push. A bit sleep deprived from all these games but I'll play until it's over.
Keep up the good work Shiver chads ! We got this.
Big Man room in Open 1/4
Bring weapons with Tenta Missiles (preferably with good turf) and lots of Special Charge Up+Special Power Up
Cringe
Fryefag here. I agree, i think shiver has it in the bag. The skill difference between team shiver and team big man is insane, i think big man was the literal child choice
>i think big man was the literal child choice
the fuck are you talking about? big man is discord tryhard central
>using cheap tactics (missiles) against people using cheap tactics (discord ganging) is CRINGE
Yes.
>All these people acting like it's a close race
JP is literally always Shiver focused and I've been getting a ton of Shiver dittos in tri battle
It's already over
>Later tonight
Does shiver give fucky sucky long time?
You couldn't afford it.
Im a moneyfag
wonton hong kong
Triforce > MakoMart > Barnacle & Dime > Undertow Spillway > Sturgeon Shipyard > Eeltail Alley > Mincemeat Metalworks > Hammerhead Bridge
Damn
Fuck I'm having to fight my ass off in pro
I already have 1 MILLION clout in open from the 4 100x wins shiver bros. I'm winning in pro but it's getting cutthroat in here
Im a professional shiver edger and Im winning most of my matches with vshot and heavy
I also switched to vanilla splattershot because it can literally do anything I need to, and fuck Trizooka is actually really good right now. It can turf, it can kill, thing is the all around carry god.
tentatek is always better and 3 is not an exception
bet those fuckers will put octoshot behind side order
I really doubt octoshot will comeback
>i doubt the tentatek reskin that takes no effort to make and is in every game will come back
lol
I completely forgot it was in 1
Yeah but I like the way the Hero Shot looks. I'm fond of sticky bombs personally, Trizooka is really good right now. Inkstrike is alright, but there are plenty of people who play that weapon too. So having a vanilla shot and a tentatek on a team is a great combo for turf anyways
>tentatek is always better
I like the tentatek more because it's based on the wasabi and that was based but vanilla shot is definitely the better weapon atm
splat bomb is more useful but trizooka is just better than triple inkstrike, kills faster and is easier to aim
the fact that you can't use your main or even go into squid form with strike means your throws have to be at least somewhat fast and accurate or you have to actively disengage
>trizooka is just better than triple inkstrike
lmao no
triple inkstrike is retarded and even more the speed with which tentatek can spam it
>triple inkstrike is retarded
it's really not? the delay means anyone with a modicum of skill is not dying to it unless its on a ranked objective or they were already cornered, its just a basic area denial special that can immediately displace people for a few seconds
most of the time all your throws already go off by the time you can use your main weapon again and reach where you threw them, compared to something like ink storm which comes out immediately and is a prolonged presence for at least seven seconds
I'm not saying it's shit but if you're unironically suggesting that this special is broken when nobody else thinks that then you're just stupid
in regards to farming, the vanilla splattershot has the exact same special cost and the buffs to trizooka has made it more reliable since it has long range while still being decently fast and not as telegraphed as a charger
I dont know what they did to the arc/hitbox but im getting at least one kill per trizooka now. The chip damage buff also is coom worthy.
>i have to fight my ass in autism central
no fucking shit
work for your 10x
Whats your shiver power?
Shiver fan 0
Hovering in the 1800s right now. Even wins against extremely sweaty teams are giving me +10 at best. Skill disparity is all over the place as well, but the good ones are really good.
That one felt awesome mr moon runes
croc?
Who?
>camp on top of the tower overlooking mid on sturgeon
>enemy team swims up to fight me
>jump down and direct hit them with wiper on the wall
This happened 4 times
Team Big man. Won two x100 Battles and five x10 Battles.
>100x match on Sturgeon
>spend the whole game in danger
>screaming obscenities at my team
>we somehow get a wipeout at 10 seconds left
>43.1% to 42.7%
Let’s go shiverbros, never doubted you for a second. Fryebabies suck my dick.
Is there a quick way to disconnect out of a match without getting a penalty? I only want to do this to look for x10 battles before it ends.
Do fryfags really?
Nope
Not by yourself. As long as the match has started, if you DC you get the 10 minute timeout.
There is a way if you have multiple friends who don't mind getting timeouts.
Host a room, have one of them join. Start a match, if it's not a 10x have them disconnect. Since it was right away, the match will get cancelled and since you weren't the one who DC'd, you won't get the timeout. Your friend will however, so you'll need to get someone else to do the strat again until his timeout expires.
Im tired and feel like shit. This is the splatfest that made me hate fryefags, theyre a bunch of crybabies
For me it was team grub
Is ttk still better than vshot tho? Think about it, suction is still a lethal bomb that takes up a lot of space and trizooka has been buffed like crazy
Stupid big man fags going into our base instead of the defenders
I can't believe the defenders won that one
It’s big mans fault they were trying to kill me in our base
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, nobody seems to play as a team. Also wow we fucking killed it this time.
I want the Octodrip back.
just 50 gold per item goyim
Just won 14 games in a row on tri-color for best idol. Thank me later
how come they hid the pro power level?
You can see it in the mobile app if you have it if you check the battle log, underneath the K/D scorecard.
Or you can wait a bit longer at the screen between matches (not during matching queue.) It'll show your number for clout and then your pro power.
>won 3 different 333x games
>won at least 10 different 10x matches
>won a few 100x matches
>have over a million in open and tri battle
>got to Ruler+10
I'm at my limit, Shiverbros. Finish the fight for me.
At ease soldier
i can't imagine very wanting to play that much turf war
i got to ruler with a single 100x on the way and instantly stopped
Ending my session on a high note. Won a 100x Battle for Team Shiver and I took my float pics (none for Solo Shiver float unfortunately, got after halftime).
Hope we win Shiver, let the other teams take Tri-Color and we’ll stomp the regular modes.
>let the other teams take Tri-Color
that's the best way to lose tard
I’m doing really well in tricolor for shiver
Hey moonrunes if you’ll let me make some coffee I’ll play with you again if you want to go ahead and play just play without me
I'm fine waiting. Just let me know when you're done. Won't put the room up before that since only two players can play for tricolor.
Thsnks it’s been fun
Can’t believe frye won that won
Yeah we had the signals too. Guess they just outplayed everyone. At least we got all the ultra signal clout
why everyone always abandon me
All these people posting about their 10x, 100x, and 333x battles, meanwhile I've just been playing tricolor all day.
I got some silver scales in salmon run today
The notifications in the pool show literally everybody playing tricolor except a few, so the ones seeking 10x's are the vocal minority
>”A-am I doing well, Shiver-sama?”
>+15 with the dynamo
what drives a person to those levels of self harm
It produces results, as clearly shown
this is my first time going into a match, how do i get the idol badges?
Win 10 10x games. 100x and 333x don’t count. Better luck next splatfest.
regular ones are for playing 3 10x battles
gold ones are for winning 10 10x battles
gee I sure do love getting cucked right in the last 20 seconds by some stupid fucking bullshit
moron
Can't wait to hear Daybreaker Anthem ingame
We need to deport all Octolings back to Octovalley then build a great splash wall separating Inkadia from Octvalley.
Thanks for the assist Shiverfrens, now would you kindly stop shooting me
Moonrunes I’m back
room is up
>won a x100 day one
>had to spend the rest of the splatfest in bed because of food poisoning
big man bros, i'm so sorry
On behalf of Team Frye, we wish you a quick recovery from your tummyache.
on behalf of team shiver get sicker you big dummy
Hope you feel better anon. I remember the last time I got food poisoning, and it wasn't pretty.
won another 100x to get to shiver ruler. that's enough turf for me for the whole season fuck this mode
Shiverbros, I have faith in you.
I'm making bread to celebrate victory.
Do you want me to post it if we win?
Post it win or lose
alright
it will be the bread of defeat in that case but we can enjoy it using our tears as spread
teleport it instead
I have done nothing but play splatoon for three days
What kind is it, and can I get a slice with cream cheese?
What’s the cutoff for making Shiver’s pro power list? I’ve maintained a 60% win rate up to ruler+6 and I’m still only at 1620
that just means you're bad. I got to 1800 in the first hour I played
Wow
Israel or is not rael?
>report furfag art as inappropriate
>leave this one be
Pretty fresh, alright…
Jesus fuck I hate eeltail
I'm doing my part
OUR SUPREME LEADER BIGMAN. I WIN 100X BATTLES FOR HE
What the fuck was wrong with that Frye team? Even though we had both signals they were still targeting me more than the defenders.
They fired for frye you can’t expect any sort of higher thinking
What is the strategy for attackers on the Zelda map? It seems the most defense oriented of any tricolor stage.
Buckets and shit seem good on it since they can toss paint over all the corners
Otherwise you can also rat yourself over to the attacker corner when the opportunity is presented since it seems to be bigger than the defenders' and is easier to get up to
It is actually ridiculous that rollers are still as overpowered as they were in 1. What the actual fuck were the dev team thinking
Shiver fans are such a clown fiesta at this hour.
Shiver room open 1/4. I just used a exp ticket and I'll tacticooler.
post big manlet
Octoboys
Wrong thread
This is a Splatoon thread.
Then what's the other one?
GEEZ
can you check on the nintendo app if your splatfest post gets likes?
I feel like wiper is at its worst while attacking on the triforce map. I couldn't do anything. I hope we don't get it anymore.
I like the triforde map
do you guys like my splat fest post
Real fresh, anon
I chose Big Man because there's no way he's winning in a waifu war splatfest
We were definitely being targeted. We both had more ink than anyone on Frye's team and still lost by a lot.
Holy fuck, brushes are a pain.
GOTTAGOFAST
please no, my washing machine can't keep up
I WON a 100 X, S
Good job, Olivia.
Thank you for serving Shiver.
Big Betrayals siren thing at the beginning is a really great start to a match. It motivates me every time.
I can’t tell if its my afternoon coffees or my love for shiver that makes me feel like this and keeps me up at night
Probably the afternoon coffee, why are you drinking coffee that late?
https://www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon
Losers finals, live rape in progress
>first thing i see is three bombs thrown at the fucker jumping in
Didn't mean to quote oops
>Just lost another 100x
I wish it said this in the notifications so I could fresh it
Which team
Leave me alone!
Snipewriter, Squeezer, and S-Blast means easy Fug kills!
What’s the pun of this name
Horror-Ouroboros
Thanks I’m guessing that’s some kinda eel
It's a snake that eats its own tail
Fuck off wagie it's splatfest time
Get a life. This is the most important Splatfest and you are wagecucking like a sperg.
Got a gay called “Shivr lover” who sat in spawn with a roller going around in circles who threw my tri color game. These idiots are wasting their time when her victory is already assured.
Report
what team are you on salmon wagie
big man
>lose
>win
>lose
>win
>lose
>win
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>win
>win
>win
>LOSE
>LOSE
>LOSE
>LOSE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Win
>Win
>Win
>x100 lose
>Win
>Win
>Win
>win x100
>win x100
>lose x333
I hope the x10s I won made up for it.
I spent like half the game literally in Big Man's spawn. That was kinda sad.
>100x Battle
>It's against the team we lost to in a normal rounf
>Someone d/cs on their team
>We win
nice
are shiverfags okay? everytime i attack with them on tricolor they die constantly and never get close to the ultra signal, its pathetic. put some fucking pressure on so we can win
Shiver fag here absolutely tearing it up in tricolor
Today I will not get angry at Splatoon 3.
please tell me how to not be angry I really do love this game but playing with people makes me want to lose it
I'll let you know when I figure it out
Just take a break when you are seething. Try to express your anger in healthy ways like beating the fuck out of a pillow or learn breathing techniques.
but I can't take a break we only have a couple more hours of the fest
I live alone so thats not gonna work
Then wake the neighbors up.
Have a meltdown in the middle of the night and wake the family up. The shame will permanently keep you in check.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you something tremendous. Right now, as we speak, the Splatfest is happening. Believe me, folks, it's a big deal. People all over are picking sides, and I want to talk to you about why I'm throwing my support behind Team Shiver.
Now, I've always been a competitive guy, and this Splatfest is no different, let me tell you. I want to take a moment to explain why I'm with Team Shiver in this epic showdown. It's not just about ink and battles; it's about sending a message, a message that I believe in strongly.
First of all, Team Shiver, she's a fantastic Octoling, folks, absolutely fantastic. And you know what? I've always had a great eye for talent, and Shiver is as talented as they come. So, when it comes to choosing a side, Team Shiver, believe me folks, it just feels right to me.
But it's not just about personal preference. Team Shiver represents resilience. Octolings face tough challenges, and they always come out on top. They know how to adapt, how to overcome obstacles, and how to be winners. That's the spirit we need, folks, and that's what Team Shiver embodies.
Now, I know some folks might say, "But what about Team Frye? They have their own strengths." And you know what, I respect that too. Everyone has their strengths, and that's what makes these Splatfests so exciting. But here's the thing, folks, we should never forget the strength and resilience that have made this country great. That's why I'm standing with Team Shiver right now, in the middle of this fantastic Splatfest.
So, as the Splatfest is happening right now, I want to encourage all of you to join me in supporting Team Shiver. Let's show the world that we are a nation of strong, resilient individuals who can face any challenge head-on, just like our talented friends in Team Shiver.
Thank you, and believe me, we're gonna win big tonight!
way too many words idiot
That’s how Trump talks tardhead
That's way to coherent, let me show you how he actually talks so toy can improve your copy pastas.
>"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
So when's Shiver staging a coup when Big Man wins?
>Octolings face tough challenges, and they always come out on top.
WRONG.
lmao an entire octoling army gets defeated by a single inkling every few years
That's what the ~~*jellyfish*~~ media tells you!
>No mention of Big Man coming up to him with tears in his eyes
Fake speech
We need strength
We need energy
We need strenergy
>lost another 10x battle
Well atleast it was vs fryechads and not shittermorons
Had anyone else had to report about a tenth of people they played with?
I got a brainfog + migraine from playing the splatfest all day yesterday
It's over
>Shiver attacker holds fire on an Inkvac and lets my team take the first signal
>I do the same when they take theirs
>The very attosecond it goes off, he shoots me dead
What a punk.
I am putting some fucking work into these tricolor games. I'm feeling confident in our victory
Frye must win.
LETS KEEP GOING!!!
FOR GLORY!!!!
Ayy!!
>shiver mirror match
Anon, are you me?
Color lock?
No, Shiver mirror
I love how she dresses
Turf War is a bad mode. Only the last 20 seconds matter.
when does it end?
8pm EDT
So like 3 hours
>want to play
>don't want to lose
What do I do?
Win
Rip I barely got to play Triforce this splatfest. Meanwhile Hammerhead and Mincemeat kept showing up all the time.
I'm tired of getting paired with stupid squiggers who throw the game
whats your team and what mode you all playing? truf, pro, or tricolor? or a mix?
Frye and I've been staying in Pro. Been allot more fun than the last few fest where I tried to do a healthy mix.
>frye tourist
go back
>tourist
I've constantly been posting in these threads since launch. Not mention being steady in the pool since it was made. Go fuck yourself gay.
You could have been playing since Alpha but you still have shit taste.
I don't care what like moron likes you thinks.
Don't call me moron when your idol has brown skin you tasteless plebeian.
>Been playing since launch
>still chooses the designated loser out of some cringe sense of contrarianism
lmao
>sense of contrarianism
I just fucking like her more than the other two. I choose what I like in these fests.
boohoo bro
stop being a baby
Massive lad
I'll be hopping on pro in a bit but I play all of them just to get some clout in
pro and open if my buds are online. prob just going to be doing pro til the end though
Frye, exclusively Tricolor.
>im on team shiver
>we’re both in a splatfest which used to be good until they started letting fryefags like you in
>see dis, dis line here
>line of death
>you cross it during tricolor battle and your freedoms no longer exist okay?
>have a good splatfest
Don't know what this is on about. It's always Shiverfags who get greedy on offense on my end.
okay underage fryefag
You want another double cash ticket?
I could always use more cash but those tickets are super rare so it's up to how you're feeling. If you want more cash then I'll take it.
Eh I don’t wanna stop our momentum. Maybe later
Open driving me insane right now. Switched to pro to help my team and instantaneously get matched with other high-rank competitive players, event if it was my first game. Problem is the other team was just some casual players and it's like this for 5 games now.
Man, this game is really something else. This matchmaking is pure hell.
Pro can go both ways in my experience, but it never feels like a fair fight. It's always one team purely dominating the other. Open can be the same way, but at least you can stick with a good team once you find them. Map design doesn't help much either with the way good charger users will win no matter what. Might as well not even play the game at all when shit like Mincemeat is on the rotation.
is he right?
people who like shiver
>"sex"
Yes. Big Meme Man are LE RANDUMB XD
People who like Shiver (Me)
would use left for Frye, Shiver fags pretty much just says they want to fuck her
GRAND FINALS
>https://www.twitch.tv/iplsplatoon
ok i'll watch because of the pearl feet
>go from DANGER! to dominating 60% of the map in the last 15 seconds against Fryefags
KEK
>Splat a fryetard
>They immediately DC
I got the feeling they did not like us in particular
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK PAINT THE FLOOR YOU STUPID AEROSPRAY moronS ISNT THAT THE WHOLE POIINT OF YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>Big Man Ruler +19
what the fuck
Some cannot be stopped.
Absolute fucking garbage
>discord groups in pro
how is this possible wtf
>enemy uses Booyah Bomb
>time a Suction Bomb beneath them
Literally no counter-play lmao
Any Shiver room? Anyone interested in one?
Does every other person who plays this game get put against silver and gold x rank gays every single fucking match like I do? WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUTTING ME AGAINST THESE PEOPLE? How am I supposed to win when every match is unfair? What did I do to deserve this? I literally just got put against two of them on the same team WHAT THE FUCK.
Moonrunes I gotta piss
Literally me
I dont like the kraken. more like the crapen
just won a 333x for frye, feels good
please continue doing that, the retarded japs that picked shiver because she is supposed to be japanese are trying way too hard.
>OMG WHY ARE PEOPLE PICKING THIS INSTEAD OF THE MELTED FACE POO IN THE LOO THOSE DAMNED JAPANESE REEEEEEEE
lmao
>only way to make shiver look attractrive is through off model fanart
and you guys complain about off-model fryes lmao
>off model fanart
That's AI 'art', in case Shiver's singular penis finger didn't give it away.
they unironically are picking her because she's asian/japanese.
>Hair Part and Eye are on the wrong side
Fucking hell, Literally One job you had “Artist”
>ai art
absolute state of shiggers
Don’t act like there isn’t ai art of frye
Obviously there is, but I wouldn't post them here like a retard
Do you anons think they should shut off friendly fire for the attacking teams in tri-colour? My fun with the mode always gets ruined when someone on the other attacking teams shoots me when stealing the signal.
No. I enjoy splatting people besides I want MY team to win the match.
You're still technically competing with the other team so it isn't friendly fire. The top scoring attackers get more clout so at certain point you should focus slightly on the other attackers.
No we need friendly fire in regular matches. I want to splat every Aerospray timmy who bodyblocks me
>look who scored!
>ability chunks
The chunk requirements are absurd even on splatfest tee
>six (6) (VI) (seis) chunks
>absurd
???
You get your chunks back if you exchange them out for another ability
So just exchange them for a shit ability you'll never use like intensify action that you have a bunch of before the fest is over, then get your "good" chunks back.
>absurd
>6
Bitch, you get that back from one session of salmon run
YES finally got the gold badges, just got to frye ruler +7 too
Its so over. shiverfags fucking suck ass at this fucking game.
From my experience yeah they're pretty garbage
I think it attracted a lot of people who wanted to be carried for a free ride so they joined the "winning team".
>me and gf play together, go team Big Man
>doing kinda iffy, win/lose half and half
>get 2 x10 battles and win
>hype
>get x100 battle
>narrowly win
Well my splatfest was made. Hope you guys are having a good one too.
Based
aside from the gf thing stop larping
His gf is big woman
10,000 fish sticks!
what team are you
big man
Thank you
I see a lot of you not putting a main in your shirts
Why?
It's worth one week and only takes 2 chunks each (haunt) and it makes me play better
I wonder what team our favorite player went
Obviously (you)r team. She's a stalker.
does she stalk dogs
No, pretty sure that one is a squid
I am only playing the decal heavy for the license, I am already tired of the kraken bro. I want my wavebreaker back that I can just throw out mindlessly and guarantee an instant ink refill + free enemy displacement
In my experience s blaster users are really gay
Since you can’t change clothes in a splatfest do you think they bathe at all
I have yet to see a enemy squad do a fish bump
Enemy squids don't ever fistbump
Can't have people feel bad when they lose nowadays
I hate shiver.
I was away the past two days and finally made it home. After a good shower I'll see how high of a rank I can achieve during the final rotation.
You should be able to reach champion comfortably.
Maybe ruler if you get a team with a high synergy multiplier.
>throwing out a booyah bomb when the enemy team is 3/4 dead
only aerospray fags play this mindlessly.
In their hollow void where a brain would be cannot process not farming a new special so they have to use it asap
Is Big Swig good yet? How do I use it?
The express kit is pretty decent. Mash horizontal to paint, throw rain as soon as you can then get back to painting.
There's not much else to it.
sniping people with line marker is cool too, it can combo with a swing
What's the appeal of Big Man?
he’s heckin wholesome af
big dumb mascot character
The other options are waifufag and balding so I'd prefer the funny manta ray
he's chill and coomers are annoying
He looks like he fucks Human Men
He is fun and is something different.
This, also he is a sigma male MRA who has publicly hanged a drill octoling
He doesn't have any
why did i pick him
>Non-coomer option
>Talent of the group
>Gets two groups of idols fighting over him
Pretty based if you ask me
Boys should not be allowed to do that anime finger pose emote
>nobody joining my tricolor room
It's over
Got my ten 10x wins, gonna take a break until rotation and then play tricolor until the splatfest ends.
That game three was really something!
Wow!
>tri-roller team against splatling hell on the most narrow map in the fucking game
>this is also my literal first match ever using big swig
COOL
>regular swig
why
vac's worthless for turf war
license
>against an X-rank player
>he wipes the fucking floor with our team, never misses a beat
>start new game
>literally against the same guy
>immediate wipeout
>disconnect
Why does the game match me up against someone I already lost hard to? The fuck is this matchmaking. I end up having to block people when this shit happens.
Yeah and the game put me against a gold x rank guy a couple times and I still got a few kills off him and won one of the games, just git gud
I exclusively play salmon run
The absolute state of wagies
Don't act like you're an X
You act like being X rank is an accomplishment
isn't it like, top 2% of the playerbase?
In 2 the devs claimed it was 1%, but most of the playerbase is shit and/or doesn't play much, so that isn't surprising
In 3 it's even very easy to get into x battle since it's just S+ which the game pushes everyone towards. Getting the basic x badge is more notable, but it's basically peanuts on the western server since our side of the work sucks ass at this game. Top 3k on our server is like top 30k on the japanese one. Basically unless it's a top 500 badge who cares
>In 3 it's even very easy to get into x battle
I don't believe you, but then I've barely touched snarchy so I honestly have no idea how it works in 3.
As I'd explained, you just need to be S+, and the ranking system is in fact so generous that it is impossible to derank through normal gameplay. Entirely possible to get into S+ without much effort, which is why in the first season there were so many people complaining about being stuck in S+ point debt. They'd get into S+ and then just get shat on every match
>ranking system is in fact so generous that it is impossible to derank through normal gameplay.
beats having to win like 10+ matches and if you ever get fucked 3 times your entire progress is deleted
Not really, what kind of ranking system doesn't allow you to get deranked?
Salmon Run is better than the main game.
>anon complains about x rankers
uhh anon? what rank are (you)
>I end up having to block people when this shit happens.
This doesn't prevent you from matchmaking with them, by the way. It just stops them from sending you friend requests.
>This doesn't prevent you from matchmaking with them
False. It absolutely works
>source: I blocked my friend as a test when we were in the same pool, it didn't show him my open rooms
They can still randomly matchmake with you. They can't connect directly to you. So if you get randomly rolled the same guy in Turf War, then blocking him won't stop that from happening.
I don't believe you, I've never seen the shitters I block in SR ever show up again.
2 and a half hours left. God, I hope this is enough to get me to Shiver Queen.
*ruler, chud
holy shit finally a fucking 10x
>get triforce map
>someone disconnects
aw man
i got like 6 10x and still no badge what the actual fuck
You need to play 3 10x battles to get the regular badges.
You need to win TEN 10x battles to get the gold ones.
>win
oh that's it i'm out of this shit then
I DIED TO A SPLASH WALL
Nobody I’d rather have in a foxhole than ol moonrunes
Oh my fucking god, why are shiverfags so fucking bad are you kidding me
join the pool anon, there are people very good atm
I haven't played a single second but I picked Big Man, am I settling for 2 shells?
I just want ONE WIN
ive been seeing shiver simps and big man bitches pushing in on me and it fucking sucks. shiver already has enough god damn wins, i want forehead waifu to have her time in the sun for fucks sake.
I have a question for this fryefag: _________________Why?
Why not?
She can't sing. Even Big Man has a better singing voice.
??? Her voice is adorable, she's even the only character to have an accent.
big man has better voice than half the groups in the game
The forehead jokes were never funny, it's twitter humor
I love her she's very cute, and her ears wiggling when she shows emotion just makes her even cuter
Hey
Forehead joke
Fuck you! Be funnier!!
her forehead makes her tiny gremlin face cuter.
did the artist intend to give her a bulge?
Just a pronounced crotch bone, but you're right it does look like a bulge
>noooo this fictional character deserves to be popular even if no one likes her!!!
maybe she should try having better opinions
and that's another 10x in the bag we're so fucking back bros
just won a x100 for our queen Shiver bros
we got this!
We won bigly
>another 333x won for Shiver
I'm doing my part
discord ruined a generation of splatfests
Allowing group entries was a mistake. They should have to suffer Timmys just as much as I do
>lost a x10 battle
I'm never gonna win a single fucking one of these.
make a room and we can suck together octo daughter kun, maybe that'll be more fun
>entire team full of shitters
>I'm the only one somehow that can stay alive
>got 15 fucking kills and still lost horribly
Why is it like this. Why am I like this.
I refuse.
Haha, suit yourself then. Not much time left to get a 1ox or 100x win though!
shiverbros, explain yourselves
WE DO NOT CLAIM THAT FREAK
I saw one of these gays on big mans team. they are simply everywhere unfortuanetly
>b*ragays
When is the last chance to spend conch shells? When splatfest is over or two hours later when the results come in?
Sorry I played like shit. I've never played mincemeat on tricolor. Was this from that one fest where it was literally impossible to get into tricolor? This map fucking sucks btw
2nd 100x of the fest for team Shiv