I've only been asking for one since the fucking Wii U days. Hell, that OP pic is older than probably at least 50% of the current Splatoon fanbase has been playing. Make a rhythm game, the music in the series is way too bopping to not do it.
>Ninjala got Monster Hunter gear instead of Splatoon
>yfw Salmon Run becomes it's own spinoff game
There's potential there, no doubt about it. But unlikely considering the dev team's near autistic need to to not split the playerbase. It took literally everyone bitching at them to make SR available 24/7 in the third game.
The solution: SR only (or at least turn it i to the main mode)
I mean really, when was the last time anyone here touched multiplayer outside of ‘fest?
It’s the better game mode, and if folks gonna whine the. people just gotta nut up and learn to appreciate it, the series will be all the better for it For real tho, expect nothing, these devs are far too clueless to get a grasp on what people want. And no matter how loud it’s yelled at them, they won’t change, and we’ll still play anyway
With Big Run being a thing along with grizz dead and lil’ judd running the show, they do seem to be planting the seeds to do something with them. Thing is they can’t do much if they wanna maintain the status quo
People here play multiplayer all the time, man. Plenty of rooms go up during the day. In fairness, people seem to really like the new maps so maybe they're listening, even if only a little bit.
You know, with the Inkling vs Octoling War over.......again. I wonder if the next Splatoon will actually have the Salmonids as the Bad Guys.
We can't just keep using mind controlled Octo Girls forever.
>We can't just keep using mind controlled Octo Girls forever.
It's funny to me that you think that.
You play as a robot and royally fuck up an entire planetary army of enemy robots because they hurt a couple of your buddies. It's a fucking fantastic TPS.
I don't fancy the idea of every round of story DLC being her going through some new bullshit.
The only gloopsuit that looks okay is the brown one. I will admit though, I do love the workers cap.
>I will admit though, I do love the workers cap.
As do I. Wish they'd put it in the scale shop already, though knowing them it'll probably be 30 gold like the captain hat.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Wish they'd put it in the scale shop already, though knowing them it'll probably be 30 gold like the captain hat
It will be available in the final season and will be 100 gold.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I thought that was the plan for the friendship bracelet.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, you need the Gold Big Shot Badge in order to get the Friendship Bracelet.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think you gave at least 5 anons an aneurysm just by saying that.
I would never play it. Salmon run works best as a side mode because you can easily switch between it and PvP depending on what you're in the mood for. Salmon run on its own isn't enough of a draw for most people even if it did get a ton of content due to being its own game.
I dont know, most rumblings are of it being tomorrow. And Nintendo has definitely done a general september direct in the same month of a game specific direct, so it's not out of the question.
If we don't get an announcement by tomorrow yeah it's probably not happening this week, but for the record that's when some leakers are saying it would take place. We'll have to see
>tfw no Tony Hawk clone in the Splatoon universe with a graffiti versus mode that actually makes sense >tfw no Super Mario Sluggers but with a Splatoon reskin >tfw Splatted by Drizzler!
Why do I get the feeling you don't even PLAY splatoon?? You just watched that webm and chose a name at random didn't you?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Even if that was true, you realize he was the one that set up that failure in the first place in the webm, yeah? I've played in Chord's room before, they're shit. If you gays want a happy-go-lucky thread to go vg.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sounds like you should be taking your venting session to /adv/ sista
Lurk, swim, paint, shoot
Use the shellout machine like I'm paying dues
The trusty N-Zap is my sprayin' tool
I'm still getting cooked but I'm staying cool
My aiming's crude
My autobomb's a dud
Every time I superjump I quake in my boots
In the lobby every day just playin turf war after turf war
I guarantee there's no one else quite like me; they improve
>I've been playing with pool since the beginning, and I've only played with 4 anons that have were really bad.
To be fair even Chord and his group that I'm bashing aren't atrocious, but they're worse than a lot of randos I get playing solo, which defeats the entire point. To his nuthuggers that're defending him, great, I'm glad he did you well. I played with him and wasn't impressed.
Nobody expects perfect dweeb. they just want "good enough". So do your best but dont beat yourself up over failures. Keep playing and you'll improve regardless
No one in this thread is perfect.
But if you can't handle up to EVP200 at MINIMUM Stay out of EVP rooms.
Also ASK US FOR TIPS. Most will give you decent advice.
Do you guys ever schizophrenically talk to yourself while playing this game? >some guy wants to challenge me >realize I'm the front man so I need to take him out so start hyping myself up >"You wanna play this game buddy? YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME? LET'S PLAY THE GAME. PLAY THE FUCKIGN GAME COME ON LET'S PLAY YEAH YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT FUCKING GAME
i do that for every multiplayer game im copetitve in, i try mocking them with saying stuff like "did you learn your lesson?" "ur gonna keep trying that, well i got a counter."
It was so weird, I normally don't do that but I was getting really into it and the words just kept coming to my mouth. It helped me get into the slayer mode.
Lol yeah but yelling at teammates is a different thing. This is more about shit talking an enemy. Now that I think about it this is perfectly normal shit, but splatoon has just brought the "toxic" gamer out of me. Feels good. But yelling at shit teammates hurts the soul. I try to keep my cool when it comes to them
i make sure the base is Roughly painted properly. then if the enemy is overstepping, I deal with them. with turf war the match result could be flipped within seconds, so i just want to make sure that our base is roughly painted (which takes about a minute) THEN i go into fighting for the middle.
This strategy only made sense with tentamissiles pre-nerf.
Now theres no excuse to just not go straight to mid after firing off while waiting for cooldown
I hate to break it to you but all of the idols and now the Splatoon 3 inklings are canonically adults, this just means squids and octos don't change heights/proportions when they fully mature.
Stop making shit up, the inklings are always teenagers. The devs have confirmed this over and over. They aren't necessarily always 14 but they're around that age according to interviews. I think they said "around 14" because 8 was probably 16 during Octo Expansion. 8 was an octarian soldier during the events of Splatoon 1 because that's when she heard the calamari inkantation, but as we know, the cephs can't take on a humanoid form until they're 14, and that was 2 years before Splatoon 2. But all of the cephs are around that 14-16 year old group.
The idols are always adults though and previous playable inklings are all over 18 at this point.
This man is full of enemy ink. >hyper reached tableturf lv207
What drives this exactly? Especially since he bots the shit. You can't even properly brag about that.
Did you do it with bots though? Plus there's no way 30 wins took that long. Surely you have a few other card sleeves.
Also give us your best deck for Li'l Judd. Or any other character.
>I use the same deck >only names one card
at least post a pic.
I wasn't implying lv3 is easy. But surely you didmn't farm up to lv207 solely off li'l judd.
there's still time to delete this
NEVER. YOUR CRIMES WILL BE KNOWN FISH
2 weeks ago
Croc
Bro I'm lvl 28 not 207 wtf.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Then you aren't hyperfresh who hit 207...which is what my original comment remarked on.
But thank you very much on the pic.
Whoever uses this is guaranteed to be a shitter. Namedrop them immediately. How the fuck am I supposed to play when I can't see my teammates?
>not the poopsuit
Sure whatever anon.
This is the Squinado's power!
neat art.
2 weeks ago
Croc
Mb. Didn't understand until I checked the pool. Absolute madman.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He really isn't.
He bots tableturf by using a key script to just pass every turn then restart the match.
I use the Gloopsuit only when we're on Splatoon 2 Maps.
Gloopsuits are shit.
Chances the final Big Run will let us bring in gar of our choice including abilities?
Salmon Run Game Mode where we steal Scrappers and modify them.
>halo but squid
could be fun.
I was thinking about a dirby game built around vehicles. You ram and shoot your tanks to break parts off. Then you collect the scrap to repair and build your own tanks. You have to watch your own ink as its fuel. Also tanks are literal water tanks or aquarium tanks.
>someone named "pckl rck" on my team >we lose >select replay without thinking >pckl rck stays >we lose again >solo queue again >pckl rck is on the other team >we win______
>not at least using classic orange gloopsuit
You disgust me.
hope they add new gloopsuits next time, got the clownsuit and forgot how bulky these suits look
That would be the obvious next step, and I wonder how they'd look. Already I'm quite liking my silly slopsuits. Still not fond of the actual name for the classic waders, though. Gloopsuit? Surely they could've come up with something else.
Oh fuck off.
The game keeps giving me my best cards late into the game.
Just like the last one where ink brush was literally a turn later than peak usefulness.
Rigged shit.
>this artist drew the babby Deep Cut
Fucking perfect, I want more art of them. So cute.
Hard to blame you, it might be the best one in the game. Still want the king of games thing for shits and giggles. Loses points for not actually have cards, though. Dunno how they fucked that up.
Best answers to this is something very close to Code Name Steam.
As the steam gauge mechanics hoonestly would work FABULOUSLY with Splatoon Ink meter/tank. Not like we'll see CNS again, so throw Int Sys on that. Fuck you whores for not buying it btw.
Or go Mario&Luigi route were Bro Points becomes Ink gauge.
Eh, it's fine. I'm still sort of awestruck by the fact I got 10 golds during big run. Now, if I got another straight month without getting a gold? Then there's a problem.
Eh, it's fine. I'm still sort of awestruck by the fact I got 10 golds during big run. Now, if I got another straight month without getting a gold? Then there's a problem.
>play turf >for 2:25 my team LITERALLY will not fucking leave base AT ALL >kill three enemies >they FINALLY try to move up >lose by .1%
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE CUNTS?! HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS FUCKING STUPID?!
Your average person just isn't all that "good" at video games anon. Turf war is the dummy casual mode anyways. Those timmies were probably pissing theeir pants with how scared they were
there is being 'not good' at video games then wtfh I just watched. >timmies pissing their pants
Really fucking seemed it AND WE HAD THE SNIPER EVEN! NOT THE ENEMIES! >just got 3 big swigs + me as wiper deco vs gold dynamo, deco squeelcher dualies, blob, new octo brush
Yuh fuck you too game.
Cunt ass moron fuck rigged shit.
We basically already got one team full up, basically one slot left for this team as far as I can tell. Might need to get a #2 team set up if more people are interested
but just play some open with the pool tomorrow and we'll figure something out
I still had the old thread up but didn't put my submission in until like 30 minutes ago. I'm surprised a full team hasn't formed yet. I saw a lot of replies.
by the time we played open only 3 people were on including myself and D, more people might have submitted theirs but maybe not.
We could also have our team be larger than 4 members if we don't have enough for two teams. that way different players could slot in for the different modes they feel most confident in, but we're trying to get some more regular practice in with anybody's who interested.
Probably still over for me then. Wouldn't be surprised if there was more interest between then and now but not enough for a team 2. Wish I had checked the thread earlier
don't stress out over it, nothing's materialized yet. just check in with the thread when you can and we'll figure something out
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I hope you're right because I'm very good at ranked and was looking forward to this tournament. Would suck if I got cucked out of it because I didn't make the signup in time
Would be interested, but with how finicky my schedule is and weekend night work being almost a guarantee I don’t think i’d be able to make it to any tournaments with anything short of a stroke of luck
hey well the schedule parts one thing we gotta iron out if we're gonna make this happen. reminder that it's nothing super serious or concrete yet, just trying to get the balling rolling a bit
>I missed the /ink/ tournament form
It's fucking over for me
by the time we played open only 3 people were on including myself and D, more people might have submitted theirs but maybe not.
We could also have our team be larger than 4 members if we don't have enough for two teams. that way different players could slot in for the different modes they feel most confident in, but we're trying to get some more regular practice in with anybody's who interested.
Just woke up and received 2 more responses to the tournament form.
To the 2 that signed up, we have this chat room where we can discuss strategy and other plans for practice and what not.
https://y99.in/r/1273906 password is rage
Huh, actually got a pretty okay team for my freelance daily win. Sure, I had to revive them 10 fucking times and save the grillers wave, but it's not everyday that randos can handle 2 high tides in a row.
>someone who picked team Frye posts "At least we put up a good fight"
You bros didn't get a single battle category. It's amazing to me you even took conches. How that happened, I have no idea.
Lmao I saw that exact post and immediately thought “no you didnt, you lost everything but conchs”
Still I did come across some pretty good frye teams so some of them did put up a fight.
the very first series you do are prone to big jumps, then the gains/losses stabilize since they have more data points
also gains/losses are determined by the difference in average power of both teams then are summed after 3 wins/losses so two 3-0 series won't give out the same amount of points
That makes sense. There's no guarantee that the placements are accurate so judging performance after a couple series makes sense. Shame I didn't jump more though.
I haven't been playing much X rank so I think that was my second series of TC after my placements, getting placed low 1900. It took two sets to get me above 2000. Guess the matchmaking must exclusively pair me against shitters.
>Isn't it off-limits or something after the director died?
I haven't heard anything about that but I really hope it's not true. It doesn't seem like the kind of series that another director would have a hard time taking over. It's just a simple rhythm game with cute mini-game-like aesthetics in the background.
As of right now my idea is 2 Ganker teams vs 2 /ink/ teams
We have a full team technically being DEENS who has 3 other players already
Now we just need a day to get both teams to play together
>yfw when you realize splatoon peaked with 2, and everything is going to go downhill in the next decade or so knowing full well nintendo will try to find ways to run the game into ground like it did with everything else pretty much killing off any and all joy it used to bring
>splatoon peaked with 2
2 bringing subhuman trannies like you into playing the series warrants the worst game title alone,and shit tier balance, shit tier ranking, dualies and lamest idol group only make everything worse
At least include an image if you want to bump the thread. Seems like the pool is pretty dead right now though so I'm not sure it's worth it. Might just want to wait until the afternoon.
I'm pretty pessimistic but no way they'd release the DLC after the game's support ends. September 2024 at the latest. Most likely June 2024. Pretty sure the Splatoon 2 gear was pushed back to season 7 in the files so if they hit that target it would be one season before the 2 year anniversary.
>salmon run fucking sucks >call of duty zombies is a far better mode
I disagree that salmon run sucks but yeah CoD zombies is better. I can't imagine wanting to grind salmon run all the time but I used to play the fuck out of zombies.
charge it fully tard
it has like hydra if not higher rof charged fully with lengthy fire duration, low consumption per charge and tacticooler that suits it perfectly by creating both a cover you charge from and buffs to shit out bullets even harder. Low range and shit sub are there so it isn't the best splatling in the game by a wide margin
>for a console that's on life support
This year has seen a new Fire Emblem, a Metroid remaster, Pikmin, and a new Zelda; with a new 2D Mario, a new WarioWare, Mario RPG Remake, and a Pokemon spinoff still on the way. The switch is old, but it's doing fine.
Of course it did fine this year, we probably won't get a new console until late last year at best. By that estimate stuff like Zelda would have come out more than a year and a half before the next console. It wouldn't have made sense to slow down until 2024. I'm just surprised we have enough coming out in it's assumed final year of life.
Expecting a new console is the more reasonable opinion than not expecting one. Leaks aside (and yes those mean something too), the Switch has been around longer than any Nintendo console ever. Of course they'd be getting ready for the next generation soon.
>Just styled on a silver Xbadge using the same weapon as me(splattershot)
I may have choked the final push and lost but it feels good to have his entire team running from me on the backfoot
>Animal Crossing used to have nintendo crossover outfits >New Horizons has no crossovers until an update that adds mario stuff >Splatoon had ikamusume a long time ago >not a single piece of reference gear since then, not even something simple like a long green hat or a red cap with an M on it
I was hoping we'd actually get some collaborations this time, but noooooooo.
I wanna murder Rathalos with a Crab Tank, is that so wrong!?
I've only been asking for one since the fucking Wii U days. Hell, that OP pic is older than probably at least 50% of the current Splatoon fanbase has been playing. Make a rhythm game, the music in the series is way too bopping to not do it.
>Ninjala got Monster Hunter gear instead of Splatoon
There's potential there, no doubt about it. But unlikely considering the dev team's near autistic need to to not split the playerbase. It took literally everyone bitching at them to make SR available 24/7 in the third game.
The solution: SR only (or at least turn it i to the main mode)
I mean really, when was the last time anyone here touched multiplayer outside of ‘fest?
It’s the better game mode, and if folks gonna whine the. people just gotta nut up and learn to appreciate it, the series will be all the better for it
For real tho, expect nothing, these devs are far too clueless to get a grasp on what people want. And no matter how loud it’s yelled at them, they won’t change, and we’ll still play anyway
You know, with the Inkling vs Octoling War over.......again. I wonder if the next Splatoon will actually have the Salmonids as the Bad Guys.
We can't just keep using mind controlled Octo Girls forever.
With Big Run being a thing along with grizz dead and lil’ judd running the show, they do seem to be planting the seeds to do something with them. Thing is they can’t do much if they wanna maintain the status quo
People here play multiplayer all the time, man. Plenty of rooms go up during the day. In fairness, people seem to really like the new maps so maybe they're listening, even if only a little bit.
>We can't just keep using mind controlled Octo Girls forever.
It's funny to me that you think that.
there won't be a pozzcom collab and nobody wants it, have a nice day
>yfw Salmon Run becomes it's own spinoff game
God no. It should be as big as turf wars though.
I'd buy it, but Nintendo would be too scared of it dividing the Splatoon Playerbase.
I could see them experimenting with it as a f2p mode, maybe exclusive to their online service
This is known as a Squeezer business move in the Splatoon Community. If it’s f2p, gl with overpaid suits
>yfw Squid Beatz gets its own spinoff game
Salmon run is fine the way it is. What Splatoon needs is an actual story mode that plays like Metal arms story mode.
QRD on Metal Arms story mode?
Not that anon, but the story mode in metal arms is just like any other shooter.
You play as a robot and royally fuck up an entire planetary army of enemy robots because they hurt a couple of your buddies. It's a fucking fantastic TPS.
>Agent8 gets PTSD
>again
>again
Hell Yuh.
I don't fancy the idea of every round of story DLC being her going through some new bullshit.
>I will admit though, I do love the workers cap.
As do I. Wish they'd put it in the scale shop already, though knowing them it'll probably be 30 gold like the captain hat.
>Wish they'd put it in the scale shop already, though knowing them it'll probably be 30 gold like the captain hat
It will be available in the final season and will be 100 gold.
I thought that was the plan for the friendship bracelet.
No, you need the Gold Big Shot Badge in order to get the Friendship Bracelet.
I think you gave at least 5 anons an aneurysm just by saying that.
i just had a lil one ngl
Works for me.
This is the second time I've seen someone mention Metal Arms in a Splatoon thread, which is two more times than I ever expected.
All me bro
I won't buy it.
I would never play it. Salmon run works best as a side mode because you can easily switch between it and PvP depending on what you're in the mood for. Salmon run on its own isn't enough of a draw for most people even if it did get a ton of content due to being its own game.
only if it means that we get a 15 hour tps storymode about full out salmon war
Nice art
Do we still think we're getting a direct announcement this week or what? It has to be tomorrow or bust right
They might push it until Super Mario Wonder comes out in October.
I dont know, most rumblings are of it being tomorrow. And Nintendo has definitely done a general september direct in the same month of a game specific direct, so it's not out of the question.
If we don't get an announcement by tomorrow yeah it's probably not happening this week, but for the record that's when some leakers are saying it would take place. We'll have to see
>It has to be tomorrow or bust right
Could also be next week going by past air dates
>retards STILL have faith in """"""""""leakers"""""""
>after they all swore it'd be announced today, and now backpeddling
gays. Please learn.
Not everyone has infinity billion scales anon.
Most people do stuff other than kill salmons 24/7.
>tfw no Tony Hawk clone in the Splatoon universe with a graffiti versus mode that actually makes sense
>tfw no Super Mario Sluggers but with a Splatoon reskin
>tfw Splatted by Drizzler!
What're some rooms in poolsclosed filled with shitters?
Certainly every room that (You) enter
thats a very good comeback, but serious answers only please ty
we've had enough namedropping to last a dozen threads, give it a rest
Chords garbage.
Why do I get the feeling you don't even PLAY splatoon?? You just watched that webm and chose a name at random didn't you?
Even if that was true, you realize he was the one that set up that failure in the first place in the webm, yeah? I've played in Chord's room before, they're shit. If you gays want a happy-go-lucky thread to go vg.
Sounds like you should be taking your venting session to /adv/ sista
That moron helped me get top 5% in the second big run. He's alright in my book.
Eat a turd out of Harmony's doped up ass loser.
I like Chords, he's a good squid.
I've been playing with pool since the beginning, and I've only played with 4 anons that have were really bad.
lol
I'm about to play Turf War in pool now.
I will weigh down the team.
I will super jump into enemy ink.
You will think I can't even shoot.
My banner still says Splatlandian Youth
i wish you werent a namefag, But Dont stop rapping. I love the effort
Lurk, swim, paint, shoot
Use the shellout machine like I'm paying dues
The trusty N-Zap is my sprayin' tool
I'm still getting cooked but I'm staying cool
My aiming's crude
My autobomb's a dud
Every time I superjump I quake in my boots
In the lobby every day just playin turf war after turf war
I guarantee there's no one else quite like me; they improve
Amazing poem champ!
>I've been playing with pool since the beginning, and I've only played with 4 anons that have were really bad.
To be fair even Chord and his group that I'm bashing aren't atrocious, but they're worse than a lot of randos I get playing solo, which defeats the entire point. To his nuthuggers that're defending him, great, I'm glad he did you well. I played with him and wasn't impressed.
in salmun run, im not perfect, i will never be perfect. please try to understand that
Nobody expects perfect dweeb. they just want "good enough". So do your best but dont beat yourself up over failures. Keep playing and you'll improve regardless
I had to make peace with that I struggle a lot past Egg VP 800.
I'm basically a Silver Salmon Runner.....not the Best, but pretty Good.
That's why people refuse to join your room. You're not good enough
No one in this thread is perfect.
But if you can't handle up to EVP200 at MINIMUM Stay out of EVP rooms.
Also ASK US FOR TIPS. Most will give you decent advice.
Do you guys ever schizophrenically talk to yourself while playing this game?
>some guy wants to challenge me
>realize I'm the front man so I need to take him out so start hyping myself up
>"You wanna play this game buddy? YOU WANNA PLAY THIS GAME? LET'S PLAY THE GAME. PLAY THE FUCKIGN GAME COME ON LET'S PLAY YEAH YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT FUCKING GAME
i do that for every multiplayer game im copetitve in, i try mocking them with saying stuff like "did you learn your lesson?" "ur gonna keep trying that, well i got a counter."
It was so weird, I normally don't do that but I was getting really into it and the words just kept coming to my mouth. It helped me get into the slayer mode.
I yell fuck at dumb teammates that think they have to paint EVERY INCH of the base and don't pay attention to the middle.
I know that can't hear me but still.
Lol yeah but yelling at teammates is a different thing. This is more about shit talking an enemy. Now that I think about it this is perfectly normal shit, but splatoon has just brought the "toxic" gamer out of me. Feels good. But yelling at shit teammates hurts the soul. I try to keep my cool when it comes to them
i do that, and i will continue doing that. you never know... the extra decimals could win the game
No bro, you paint base as your moving towards the center where the action is.
I'll take your aerospray and shove it up your tight little pussy.
i make sure the base is Roughly painted properly. then if the enemy is overstepping, I deal with them. with turf war the match result could be flipped within seconds, so i just want to make sure that our base is roughly painted (which takes about a minute) THEN i go into fighting for the middle.
for me it's
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOOOOIIIIIIING????
>WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?
>you STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!
You are a toxic gamer. Let him cook.
This strategy only made sense with tentamissiles pre-nerf.
Now theres no excuse to just not go straight to mid after firing off while waiting for cooldown
Not much aside from the "sonuvabitch" directed at myself
im dead silent until someone kills me then i yell "gay"
Yes but I think it’s practice to ralking to retards on here
There's nothing wrong with talking to yourself. Some people enjoy thinking out loud.
Has anyone ever tried to go from go-getter to evp 999 with no losses before in freelance?
I just want a third mode to renew everyone's interest/fuel OC again
Challenges aren't good enough for you goyjin?
They aren't brand new modes, just modifiers to pre-existing ones. Also, I wish they were constantly going instead of in two hour intervals
Spinoff where you run a Food Truck during the Splatfest to rake in major Cash.
shut up we know you just want a squid milf dating sim spinoff
Yeah, I do.
who wouldn't?
>there are already plenty of adult squids and octos in-game shown
>we'll never get pure ceph milfs to date and lust over
Why are they like this?
I hate to break it to you but all of the idols and now the Splatoon 3 inklings are canonically adults, this just means squids and octos don't change heights/proportions when they fully mature.
Stop making shit up, the inklings are always teenagers. The devs have confirmed this over and over. They aren't necessarily always 14 but they're around that age according to interviews. I think they said "around 14" because 8 was probably 16 during Octo Expansion. 8 was an octarian soldier during the events of Splatoon 1 because that's when she heard the calamari inkantation, but as we know, the cephs can't take on a humanoid form until they're 14, and that was 2 years before Splatoon 2. But all of the cephs are around that 14-16 year old group.
The idols are always adults though and previous playable inklings are all over 18 at this point.
How many Gold Scales do you need before cute Inklings and Octolings will talk to you?
Salmon Runners smell like fish and wear ugly clothes. Not fresh.
Number 1 popular target, baby! YOU'RE WELCOME, Jolt!
Keep up the good work king!
This man is full of enemy ink.
>hyper reached tableturf lv207
What drives this exactly? Especially since he bots the shit. You can't even properly brag about that.
I wanted Li'l Judd's card sleeve. Had to beat him 30 times on level 3.
Did you do it with bots though? Plus there's no way 30 wins took that long. Surely you have a few other card sleeves.
Also give us your best deck for Li'l Judd. Or any other character.
>my deck
I use the same deck vs everybody.
I use the Kraken special card on the final turn to take like 10 tiles for a 20 point swing.
And don't act like level 3 AI is easy. Most people think they're superhuman cheats.
>I use the same deck
>only names one card
at least post a pic.
I wasn't implying lv3 is easy. But surely you didmn't farm up to lv207 solely off li'l judd.
NEVER. YOUR CRIMES WILL BE KNOWN FISH
Bro I'm lvl 28 not 207 wtf.
Then you aren't hyperfresh who hit 207...which is what my original comment remarked on.
But thank you very much on the pic.
>not the poopsuit
Sure whatever anon.
neat art.
Mb. Didn't understand until I checked the pool. Absolute madman.
He really isn't.
He bots tableturf by using a key script to just pass every turn then restart the match.
Chances the final Big Run will let us bring in gar of our choice including abilities?
Can we get a vehicular combat game with tanks made from everyday junk?
>halo but squid
could be fun.
Salmon Run Game Mode where we steal Scrappers and modify them.
well we can already shoot cannons
and we have a special that's mobile tank essentially. It's certainly possible
I was thinking about a dirby game built around vehicles. You ram and shoot your tanks to break parts off. Then you collect the scrap to repair and build your own tanks. You have to watch your own ink as its fuel. Also tanks are literal water tanks or aquarium tanks.
>Also tanks are literal water tanks or aquarium tanks.
Yes.
someone in the plaza said "she needs to be medieval executed. you know who"
Anyone know what that's all about?
It's
______Mar*gold_______
IYKYK.
I'm forbidden from saying more.
there's still time to delete this
It means they're salty morones. I hope it keeps happening. I dunno what it is about that art style, but I'd fuck a Shiver that looks like that.
>Shiver will never ask you to help her troll random Squids in a Shark suit with her.
This game just isn't fair.
maybe cause it reminds you of miscon
Has anyone made an updated version of that pic with deep cut at the pool with Shiver being hoisted, big man drowning and frye at the bottom?
>"Alright, Everyone. Who wants to hear Wonderwall?"
ew they've got bones and shit
>someone named "pckl rck" on my team
>we lose
>select replay without thinking
>pckl rck stays
>we lose again
>solo queue again
>pckl rck is on the other team
>we win______
Meme names have a higher chance of being complete shitters.
It'd be cool to see a Splatoon spinoff, fill the action spinoff RPG hole left by Mario & Luigi series being over.
>Splatoon RPG
holy kino do it. But keep Nogami far away from it.
I still want my Splatactics idea to become real
As much as I'd love that, Splatoon seems more suited to an XCOM sort of deal.
Figured but didn't want to assume.
Didn't mean to get your hopes up
What hopes?
>The Inknado
This is the Squinado's power!
Killer7 like spinoff with the new squidbeak splatoon when?
Whoever uses this is guaranteed to be a shitter. Namedrop them immediately. How the fuck am I supposed to play when I can't see my teammates?
I'm buying this one when I get a few more silvers, but I like my clownsuit for now
Why did you post a blank image?
I decided just to keep using Classic Orange. Yes, I'm hoarding all my Scales like a fucking Dragon.
they're probably not gonna add new stuff to the shops for a while brew
>not at least using classic orange gloopsuit
You disgust me.
That would be the obvious next step, and I wonder how they'd look. Already I'm quite liking my silly slopsuits. Still not fond of the actual name for the classic waders, though. Gloopsuit? Surely they could've come up with something else.
I use the Gloopsuit only when we're on Splatoon 2 Maps.
That's actually kind of cute.
I will slap you silly.
The only gloopsuit that looks okay is the brown one. I will admit though, I do love the workers cap.
If you're going to complain about one of the suits at least post an image of it you fucking retard.
Oh my.
hope they add new gloopsuits next time, got the clownsuit and forgot how bulky these suits look
Gloopsuits are shit.
there's too many characters now and they can't all appear in splatoon 4 so a spinoff seems likely
HAHA CROC. EAT IT. A TIE. FAG.
Bet you thought you won.
Uh oh, fagfox bros... we got too cocky.
Good job Croc!
Fagfoxcels... we're on a losing streak.
Croc is... 2 stronng
Are you saying he's a 4th Rate Dualist with a 3rd Rate Deck?
keep it up superstar!
Oh fuck off.
The game keeps giving me my best cards late into the game.
Just like the last one where ink brush was literally a turn later than peak usefulness.
Rigged shit.
Thanks for playing with me, dude. I gotta sleep.
np, was a rare thing to see pop up, so hopped in.
I definitely need to fix my deck though I think. Haven't built one since like season 2 or so.
It's no use... He's too good. Women must love him...
I bet they do!
It's moments like these in which I wish I had the Yugioh emote.
I still gotta unlock that.........or I could just keep using Victory Strut.
>this artist drew the babby Deep Cut
Fucking perfect, I want more art of them. So cute.
Hard to blame you, it might be the best one in the game. Still want the king of games thing for shits and giggles. Loses points for not actually have cards, though. Dunno how they fucked that up.
NOOOOO SHAMEFUL DEFEAT!
and once again a game that denies my Shiver my best card till turn fucking 8.
gay game.
Also running away like a Jelly baby.
Is it not enough for you that I leave a broken and humiliated man? Hanging my head in defeat? What a monster...
you'll get em next time!
Fucking rando screwed us over
I’d like a Splatoon RPG of some sort
Best answers to this is something very close to Code Name Steam.
As the steam gauge mechanics hoonestly would work FABULOUSLY with Splatoon Ink meter/tank. Not like we'll see CNS again, so throw Int Sys on that. Fuck you whores for not buying it btw.
Or go Mario&Luigi route were Bro Points becomes Ink gauge.
Squiggers.
That is all.
Say that to their face, I dare you.
Maybe if they left the yeeby gloryholes I would!
>denying female inklings are sluts for male octolings
sad.
Craig LOST. Accept it.
Porn has ruined your brain
What?
Could have been a fun new Game Mode, Nintendo.
What are you implying here?
Squegees are tossed into the map to clean it and we need to repaint over them while killing the opposite team?
GOLD! Those were some really good shifts N. GG.
>gold
Guess I should've opened the game up or something. Oh well.
You'll get one eventually.
Eh, it's fine. I'm still sort of awestruck by the fact I got 10 golds during big run. Now, if I got another straight month without getting a gold? Then there's a problem.
cute pics
Dang skippy.
>play turf
>for 2:25 my team LITERALLY will not fucking leave base AT ALL
>kill three enemies
>they FINALLY try to move up
>lose by .1%
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE CUNTS?! HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS FUCKING STUPID?!
Your average person just isn't all that "good" at video games anon. Turf war is the dummy casual mode anyways. Those timmies were probably pissing theeir pants with how scared they were
there is being 'not good' at video games then wtfh I just watched.
>timmies pissing their pants
Really fucking seemed it AND WE HAD THE SNIPER EVEN! NOT THE ENEMIES!
>just got 3 big swigs + me as wiper deco vs gold dynamo, deco squeelcher dualies, blob, new octo brush
Yuh fuck you too game.
Cunt ass moron fuck rigged shit.
gg i needed to eat
never gotten aggro from two maws when everyone's alive before
i had a connection unstable message on that wave 3. at least i didn't comm error
>I missed the /ink/ tournament form
It's fucking over for me
Here you go bro
We basically already got one team full up, basically one slot left for this team as far as I can tell. Might need to get a #2 team set up if more people are interested
but just play some open with the pool tomorrow and we'll figure something out
I still had the old thread up but didn't put my submission in until like 30 minutes ago. I'm surprised a full team hasn't formed yet. I saw a lot of replies.
by the time we played open only 3 people were on including myself and D, more people might have submitted theirs but maybe not.
We could also have our team be larger than 4 members if we don't have enough for two teams. that way different players could slot in for the different modes they feel most confident in, but we're trying to get some more regular practice in with anybody's who interested.
Probably still over for me then. Wouldn't be surprised if there was more interest between then and now but not enough for a team 2. Wish I had checked the thread earlier
don't stress out over it, nothing's materialized yet. just check in with the thread when you can and we'll figure something out
I hope you're right because I'm very good at ranked and was looking forward to this tournament. Would suck if I got cucked out of it because I didn't make the signup in time
Would be interested, but with how finicky my schedule is and weekend night work being almost a guarantee I don’t think i’d be able to make it to any tournaments with anything short of a stroke of luck
hey well the schedule parts one thing we gotta iron out if we're gonna make this happen. reminder that it's nothing super serious or concrete yet, just trying to get the balling rolling a bit
you're doing good, anon. i'll root for you guys even though i'm not participating
Just woke up and received 2 more responses to the tournament form.
To the 2 that signed up, we have this chat room where we can discuss strategy and other plans for practice and what not.
https://y99.in/r/1273906
password is rage
WHO THE FUCK IS IAN BGM
Ian BGM is a competitive splatoon streamer
Huh, actually got a pretty okay team for my freelance daily win. Sure, I had to revive them 10 fucking times and save the grillers wave, but it's not everyday that randos can handle 2 high tides in a row.
any late suicide rooms
you were too late
sure why not. maybe not spend over 2 hours like last time
room when
3333
>tried to go get a daily free pull
It's always a bit jarring adjusting to no conches.
You should be kicked out of S+ and X rank if you go below a certain power like in Splatoon 2
why isn't there a scale model crab tank for lockers?
>someone thinks I'm fresh
>Someone thinks you’re “Unfresh…”
>someone who picked team Frye posts "At least we put up a good fight"
You bros didn't get a single battle category. It's amazing to me you even took conches. How that happened, I have no idea.
they tried their best
Lmao I saw that exact post and immediately thought “no you didnt, you lost everything but conchs”
Still I did come across some pretty good frye teams so some of them did put up a fight.
3/4 bronze scale farming
pw 3333
3/4 again
I'm done. Thanks for the bronze.
gg thanks for coming
You're a superstar!
how far does this wall clipping bug go
i havent been able to stick the landing to get inside the wall to mr grizz
skill issue
>The jumper
>13 bronze
>maps and modes have been updated
This game's ranking system is unfair. How come I can go 1-3 and lose 127 power but I go 3-1 and gain less than 40.
the very first series you do are prone to big jumps, then the gains/losses stabilize since they have more data points
also gains/losses are determined by the difference in average power of both teams then are summed after 3 wins/losses so two 3-0 series won't give out the same amount of points
That makes sense. There's no guarantee that the placements are accurate so judging performance after a couple series makes sense. Shame I didn't jump more though.
I haven't been playing much X rank so I think that was my second series of TC after my placements, getting placed low 1900. It took two sets to get me above 2000. Guess the matchmaking must exclusively pair me against shitters.
>2 clowns 2 whites
you can only revive your clone
gotcha
what if both twins die
Game over for them
o-ok
Sloppy jaloppy
What the fuck
>he doesn't know
Isn't it off-limits or something after the director died?
>Isn't it off-limits or something after the director died?
I haven't heard anything about that but I really hope it's not true. It doesn't seem like the kind of series that another director would have a hard time taking over. It's just a simple rhythm game with cute mini-game-like aesthetics in the background.
we failed...
The whites are better
Fuck you just reminded me how much I want a new Rhythm Heaven game. If the direct rumors are true then it better be announced there.
would be cool
yes i was about to jump
Spinoff where we get to learn what Agent 3 was doing that whole time in the Deepsea Metro while 8 was testing and how she got an employee card
your shiver badges aren't working!
we need the Fred Crumbs badge!
what is this about a tournament
who's playing who
As of right now my idea is 2 Ganker teams vs 2 /ink/ teams
We have a full team technically being DEENS who has 3 other players already
Now we just need a day to get both teams to play together
its over
Alright, good games. Was about to drop out of EVP anyways. A shame we didn't get a single gold scale, especially after yesterdays session.
be sure to wear the Fred Crumbs badge next time!
Fred Crumbs!?
geegees we got TOO lucky last time
yesterday was pretty insane
never give up.png
ggs weirdos
that was fun. there's still time later until the next weapon rotation
Shiver wins.
Shiver ALWAYS wins.
Not even rigging can stop her.
I’m the reason. I fight hard for my octo wife
>yfw when you realize splatoon peaked with 2, and everything is going to go downhill in the next decade or so knowing full well nintendo will try to find ways to run the game into ground like it did with everything else pretty much killing off any and all joy it used to bring
Splatoon has only been getting better with each game you doomer fuck
Splatoon 2 was the low point though
>splatoon peaked with 2
2 bringing subhuman trannies like you into playing the series warrants the worst game title alone,and shit tier balance, shit tier ranking, dualies and lamest idol group only make everything worse
>yfw when you realize splatoon peaked with 2
2 is not even better than 1.
bump!
At least include an image if you want to bump the thread. Seems like the pool is pretty dead right now though so I'm not sure it's worth it. Might just want to wait until the afternoon.
i dont want to play anymore
im waiting for 9am/10am est for the maybe announcement of nintendo direct presentation
Is it usually that late? I thought it was always at 9am est, so like now. Is there a chance it'll be an hour from now if it isn't in a couple minutes?
we'll see in 2 minutes or in 62 minutes...
It's over
56 minutes remain... Get Ready... We will see... Splatoon 3 Side order...
december
2024
I'm pretty pessimistic but no way they'd release the DLC after the game's support ends. September 2024 at the latest. Most likely June 2024. Pretty sure the Splatoon 2 gear was pushed back to season 7 in the files so if they hit that target it would be one season before the 2 year anniversary.
octolings...
eww.
They probbaaly think the same for you, They probably say stuff like Ewww inklings
Inklings don't even know Octolings are among them, they're very stupid
My inkling knows. She has been to Octo Valley to keep those creeps in their cave.
I spent 12+ hours grinding up a set of gear and now I don't even want to play the game anymore
what's wrong with me
>12 hours for a gearset
How? They take like 30 minutes. Do you not have 150+ of every chunk sitting around?
I have barely any chunks
I never play sr
also have no money
I had to figure out what the seed of everything was
salmon run fucking sucks
call of duty zombies is a far better mode
Fuc kyou
>salmon run fucking sucks
>call of duty zombies is a far better mode
I disagree that salmon run sucks but yeah CoD zombies is better. I can't imagine wanting to grind salmon run all the time but I used to play the fuck out of zombies.
Why would it take that long? Did you not use the seed?
i did that, then i went and got into salmon run Now im back in.
man i wanted to like the edit so much
but goddamn it just isn't that good
long charge + low range + 26 damage is not a good combination
charge it fully tard
it has like hydra if not higher rof charged fully with lengthy fire duration, low consumption per charge and tacticooler that suits it perfectly by creating both a cover you charge from and buffs to shit out bullets even harder. Low range and shit sub are there so it isn't the best splatling in the game by a wide margin
The full charge RoF is actually on par with short range mode Ballpoint.
i need only 6 gold scales for my cap of legend and mysteriously the gold scales have stopped showing up...
>40 minutes
Surprised they could make a direct that long for a console that's on life support
>for a console that's on life support
This year has seen a new Fire Emblem, a Metroid remaster, Pikmin, and a new Zelda; with a new 2D Mario, a new WarioWare, Mario RPG Remake, and a Pokemon spinoff still on the way. The switch is old, but it's doing fine.
Of course it did fine this year, we probably won't get a new console until late last year at best. By that estimate stuff like Zelda would have come out more than a year and a half before the next console. It wouldn't have made sense to slow down until 2024. I'm just surprised we have enough coming out in it's assumed final year of life.
>until late last year at best
Meant next year obviously. I'm stupid.
Y'all are really that delusional, huh?
Expecting a new console is the more reasonable opinion than not expecting one. Leaks aside (and yes those mean something too), the Switch has been around longer than any Nintendo console ever. Of course they'd be getting ready for the next generation soon.
Obviously yeah new console late next year or early-mid 2025 but the Switch itself certainly isn't on life support yet.
SPLAT broS ITSTOMOOROW
Man, imagine if they had the Splatfest and Big Run Early so the rest of the Season would be for Side Order?
Ha ha ha ha........
I'm gonna laugh if there's no Side Order news
i fully expect the switch 2 to be out in 2025, it seems nintendo can maintain its sales with their releases.
>Just styled on a silver Xbadge using the same weapon as me(splattershot)
I may have choked the final push and lost but it feels good to have his entire team running from me on the backfoot
Happened to me once too except I was playing X rank and he had the top 500 symbol over his name. That shit feels the best.
this was also Xrank but he didn't have the top 500 on his head
do you guys like big betrayal?
hate it. worst splatfest song in the series.
Probably Deep Cut's best song, but I don't care for Deep Cut very much. I like the Indian Bollywood sound it has at times and the vocals.
its music to my ears
>Animal Crossing used to have nintendo crossover outfits
>New Horizons has no crossovers until an update that adds mario stuff
>Splatoon had ikamusume a long time ago
>not a single piece of reference gear since then, not even something simple like a long green hat or a red cap with an M on it
Also Metroid Prime 4 or Remastered 2 PLEASE
god damnit. i wish i was into splatoon back then, that squid girl crossover content looked sick
I miss the hat.
>Spinoff
I want Splatoon dating sim, but don't add any important named characters. Add cute OC instead.
splatoon is one of the best games
Boomers or Doomers aren’t touching a kiddie game