Splatoon 3

splatfest or something. How are you doing?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horribly, thanks for asking. Wanna cough up a lung. But at least I made it to Shiver Champ before going to bed. Hopefully I'll feel better after waking up and going for Shiver Queen. Just wish I hadn't done so horribly in my latest match. And yet still somehow on top of the ranks. Good luck to all the Shiver lovers today, I need to rest. Sorry I couldn't give it my all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You did fine GG's bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry bro, ProChara is on OUR side

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fryecooks... Ganker told me that the Youtube/X clique was on our team...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ProChara is on Team Shiver
        >Squid School is on Team Shiver
        Team Frye has been absolutely slandered on Ganker.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive won two x100 and nine x10 for shiver
    took a long ass break since i know i need only one more for the gold badge

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sixth 100x loss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game gives me another one immediately
      Make that seven

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's time to stop playing turf war. Go play tri colors instead.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But then how can I avenge myself?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            by not feeding enemy even more points

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            buddy it's too late for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What team?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when fryetards win it will be YOUR fault

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for your service

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've literally never won a 10X or 100X battle (haven't been in a 333X). Even when going into it with a team that had been on an 9 match win streak prior to it. We don't just lose, we get absolutely curbstomped, usually in the range of 30%-60%

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whens the suicide room, salmonbros?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so are we getting shiver mirror matches in tricolor here

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, nice comeback. I am so sick of Goldsprays.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BOXBROS

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god damn got another x100 for frye but had diarrhea right after

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wish all fryefags died from diarrhea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you've never shit yourself for your idol, you never really tried.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

    https://x.com/far_awaye/status/1700669299491258521?s=61&t=kjLQEoBKGfxIvbelhywKMw
    https://x.com/gh0st_wave/status/1700680592009093518?s=61&t=kjLQEoBKGfxIvbelhywKMw
    https://x.com/theedanniee/status/1700679603184885806?s=61&t=kjLQEoBKGfxIvbelhywKMw

    https://x.com/werewolfjock/status/1700682122032455887?s=61&t=kjLQEoBKGfxIvbelhywKMw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver

      shiver bros.. i dont feel so good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine. The Japs will save us. R-right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this ever happened to Frye you just know these terminally online freaks would be in nuclear meltdown mode.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we have lost every single fest and no we do not care we are having fun, you can stop trying to feel better than literally anyone now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we
          >we
          >we
          >we
          imagine choosing based off the idol, you fucking deserve it. get your ass back to x.com you twitter chud.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >imagine choosing based off the idol
            In fairness, that is literally the point of this specific splatfest and Shiver has undoubtedly influenced a lot of past ones.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >imagine choosing based off idol in the idol splatfest

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >every single fest
          sure gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiver wins? Makes her victory all the more satisfying
      >Shiver loses? Doesn't count because they teamed up

      This is far more toxic than anything ShiverSimps ever done.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      leave it to twitter gays to gloat in their inability to earn things with their own efforts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't care if I win so long as shiver LOSES
      Incredibly cucked behavior

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care if I win as long as Big Man loses. I just think he would be a terrible leader and either Shiver or Frye would do a good job at it so it wouldn't bother me either way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a fryefag and at this point i honestly hope shiver wins just to spite these fucking trannies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I’d do the same. Better to let big meme win than shiver if I’m an attacker

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have only 4 hours left, I still need 5 x10 wins. Its bene hours since I had my last x10.
    Its over for me bros...

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >twatter
    kil yourself

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver room is back up

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about splatoon. Splatoon 1, 2 and 3 were dead in 6 months. Why do you fags keep shitting up Ganker

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god, i want to stick my dick in that mouth

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have to get some sleep. Good games to Shiver sisters and good luck to Frye gods while I'm asleep.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fags and chuds are so butt-blasted they would rather team up in-game on Shiver than actually properly fight
    Not even remotely surprised at such barbaric behavior. They're so mad at having "lost" that this is how they get their rocks off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about winning it's about sending a message.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to see how many 10x you won so far? I lost count somewhere between 4 and 10

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play that often and I just got my first mirror match squid party. I didn't want to be a dick and ruin it or anything, but damn, I didn't waste all that time queuing to be a weird autist for two minutes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a weird autist all the time. Just ink to yourself and move on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I tried, but I was the only one on my team to do it, and obviously the other team was leaving the squid party to ink often enough to win anyway, despite me having the most points. Oh well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kill all friendly gays. Behead squid party gays. I am ALWAYS the dick and I WILL splat friendly enemies. No exception

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, shit like this just wants you to quit the match and join a new one.
      hate how you still get punished for a match that doesn't even count

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love bullying yellow team in tricolor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no bully. Yellow are friends

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not "friend" fryetard

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fucking sick of double Goldspray Tentatek comps. Enjoy dodging Booyah Bombs and Triple Inkstrikes all game.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frye has a great ass.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hit Ruler +7. What level are you guys at?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      +6

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ruler 8

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shiv ruler 8

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you join a splatfest while it's already on, I've not played in a while

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. You are locked out of the entire game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh nooooo

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver is the most likely team to win at this point right? She won open and most likely popularity. So the only way she loses is if Frye wins tricolor or if Big Man wins tricolor and pro, right? I think we've got this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She won open
      lol lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally what halftime is, anon. She already won open, they told us.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what it is dummy.
          It's TOTAL CLOUT on Open and Pro so far. Meaning if for example Frye has a bigger Open clout distribution compared to Shiver, she got open, and if Big Man has a bigger Pro distribution, he got Pro. Even if Shiver technically has a little more in total, it won't mean shit until we see what the percentages are in the final.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You wish that was true. Wait until the results. Shiver won open.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. mathlet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no math. Pro is simply not included in the halftime report. This has already been proven.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uhmm, you're just wrong because I say you are, okay?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's exactly what you said to me. Where did you hear pro was included? Just wait for the results, Shiver winning open has already been confirmed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"you're wrong because I said so"
                >get proven wrong with statistics
                >stops replying
                What a fag. Enjoy losing to Shiver for the 5th time in a row lmao.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uhmm, you're just wrong because I say you are, okay?

            First two splatfests don't count because tricolor=open back then so it did change the results, but after the update that made tricolor its own category the halftime/open winners have always been the same. See for yourself.

            >Hispanicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour
            >Halftime: Sweet - 35.47%
            >Open: Sweet - 35.57%

            >Dark Chocolate vs. Milk Chocolate vs. White Chocolate
            >Halftime: White Chocolate - 36.20%
            >Open: White Chocolate - 36.63%

            >Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot
            >Halftime: Nessie - 34.92%
            >Open: Nessie - 35.33%

            >Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage
            >Halftime: Power - 34.23%
            >Open: Power - 34.22%

            >Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip
            >Halftime: Vanilla - 33.94%
            >Open: Vanilla - 33.90%

            >Money vs. Fame vs. Love
            >Halftime: Love - 33.85%
            >Open: Love - 33.85%

            The fact is that after the update, halftime has always decide who won open and the percentages are always extremely close each time. They were exactly the same for Money vs. Fame vs. Love. It is literally proven that halftime only takes open battles into account. Shiver won open.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frye won Conch
      And she probably won Pro
      and considering how many fucking mirror matches I'm getting she probably won Popularity for the first time ever too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frye sweep here we go!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty solid evidence that Shiver was winning so many Splatfests not because she was most popular but because Shiverfags are most likely to vote with their idol.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Conch + pro/poen = 19 points
        >Popularity + pro/open= 20 points
        Popularity just barely edges out conches so if Shiver is more popular, Frye has to win tricolor. I don't think Frye won popularity. I've been getting tons of mirrors on Shiver too and then there's Japan that's probably much more Shiver dominated. I think it's like how team love was in the west. I really think the odds are in Shiver's favor this time unless we totally fuck up tricolor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're getting teamed up with people from your region
        Shiver won popularity in Japan 100% and the majority of players are Japanese

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the golden idol badge for ten 10x wins or just participations?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wins

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fug
        I'm so fucked
        I couldn't play yesterday because of a fuckin birthday ;_;

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing you can't get x10 battles and the like from tri-color battles, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you beat your least favorite idol in their story mode boss level,you get 100000 clout in each category and -100000 on their one categories. Get going!

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't play tricolor this time because the first three matches were mirror matches (Big Man.)
    Went back to pro and after two battles I got a 100x and won that.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get another Frye Tricolor mirror match
    >disconnect to spare my fellow fryechads 3 minutes of their lives
    I'll enjoy this ten minute break

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver chads... It's over.
    Frye chads... it's over.
    Big Man chads... It's over.
    Because the true winner of this Spla

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, the jellies got to him before he could finish the post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Death to all Jellies. Squitler did nothing wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big Run permanently added for all stages and modes? Sign me up

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won a lot of x100.

    Lost almost half of my x10.

    I guess the golden Shiver badge wasn't for me from the start.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The retarded Shivermorons are waking up. Time to quit.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE'RE SO BACK

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nzap right next to the signal
    >still fails to protect it

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The North American Splatoon userbase for anyone over 20 years old (all of you) would legitimately be one of the richest three letter agency honeypots in existence.
    Easiest nonce raid in history.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he means all of you are pedos

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just play the funny squid game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? Take your meds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek no this would be the worst way to do that. Nintendo is one of the oldest and most beloved game developers in the world. The overwhelming majority of people playing this game just like the game because they grew up with Nintendo games or think it's fun. Sounds like a waste of time and resources.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI generated woomy babble

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought an amiibo in some game and fucked this thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bought three amiibo and I don't even know what they give me in game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about inklings vs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When did I say that? I just said I was a mindless consumer because amiibo were brought up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's called Harmony because i want to HARM this thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh actually she's called harmony because it sounds a bit like anemone and she makes music, IDIOT.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gayass eliter on the defending team camping near spawn and picking off the pushers on undertow
    This is such fucking bullshit
    You have to go 50 miles to hunt him down and pray your teammate tries for the ultra signal

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won 3 100x battles, got my golden deep cut badges and have over 1 million clout. I really enjoyed this splatfest.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frye won another x333 I'm confident she will win this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well I'm confident that Shiver will win this and I can't wait for the seething it will cause on Twitter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        caring what fags do on twitter maybe you should live there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why can I not laugh at chuds seething?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A jackpot, surely...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck. How long have you been collecting those?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Since the season started

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I got mine by grinding big run, challenges, salmonid junkyard and the splatfest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No jackpots

      To compare with

      [...]

      9 Drink Tickets
      24 Exp Tickets
      11 Decorations
      10 Stickers
      22 Titles
      10 Chunks
      5 Banners
      4 Card Packs
      4 Emotes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jackpots are not random
      enjoy your gold banner in 3000 rolls

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch to non main weapon
    >X100
    FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME
    I SPENT 5 HOURS AND THE ONE TIME I CHANGE YOU GIVE ME THIS SHIT FUCK YOU I HATE SPLATESTS SO MUCH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which team?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit happens to me
      I picked the goo tuber out of boredom and it gave me a 100x

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s so cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      use the pool

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when does the splatfest end

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In ten hours.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >already getting Frye mirrors
    it's over

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pearlwoomy didn't wear the splatfest tee so everyone knows it her
    ffs does changing your splatfest region give new posts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they haven't logged in for the entire fest
      fascinating bedfellows you have there team shiver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a shit

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >constantly teasing and bullying Harmony but she's such a god damn retard that she just keeps hanging out with you and now you're dating for some reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is one uncovered shoulder so hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dumb girl can't even dress herself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and then
      her dialog if you ask if she's worried is so fucking sweet I can't stand it

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking chaika

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Red Chaika specifically

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shitte

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if splatfests ended after this lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There will eventually be the final next game theme defining splatfest like 2 had.
      I bet it'll be past vs present vs future

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it'll be Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook vs Deep Cut

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck the idols, just go straight for Splatoon 1 vs 2 vs 3

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Terrible idea simply by the fact that it would be POSSIBLE for 2 to win which would bring back terrible stages (humpback pump track in a third game in a row!) and Stingray/missile/armor spam in Splatoon 4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        I bet it'll be Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook vs Deep Cut

        Cringe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're clearly setting up for it since we know that Splatoon 2's hub is coming as a reward for Side Order

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's the most predictable option and extremely boring. It won't happen.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shiver vs Frye vs Big Man was also predictable and boring and yet here we are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it was for the anniversary, it's much less of a big deal than the final fest. And getting the idol competition out of the way is a good sign that the final fest will be something a little more interesting

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >extremely boring
              name a single interesting fest in 3
              you can't

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rock v paper v scissors was the most interesting one and it didn't even count

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The anon that started this conversation already did. Basically anything is more interesting. They could a music fest to decide what kind of style the music goes for in the next game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have at least another year. We might even have two years.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've won 12 out of 15 tri-color matches for team frye, defending hammerhead bridge is absolutely impossible though

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a year now, thoughts on Tricolor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just ok.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like making a suicide dash for the rocket, also bullying fryes team

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of a mess but I like it. I think having additional categories for splatfest makes the results feel more fair and less like a popularity contest. It's also fun to have something else to play besides regular turf war.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shiverfriends on the pool actually know how to play
    finally good shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play one mirror in hours
      >get utterly stomped
      knew the game just decided to give me the worst of subhumans this day, a common splatfest theme

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stay Fresh
    >Don't Get Cooked // Stay Off the Hook!
    >Catch Ya Later!
    What will the next catchphrase be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anal Sex!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Squiggas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “Degenerates like you belong on a cross”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We hope to see you guys again sometime down the road.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Trans Rights"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't Stay Dry! Fly High!

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't go to salmon run
    go to my room instead

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lost 100x against shiver
    I wanna kms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you intentionally picked the losing teams so I don't see the issue

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should also get the golden deep cut badges just for winning a 333x, i dont want to play more after that mega adrenaline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Desperately want my x10s
      >Keep getting x100's
      This is such bullshit

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >octomoron
        >can barely trade
        Fucking deadweight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      20 - 29

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice ano-
        >3.2
        yikes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Playing brush do be like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these paint a bad picture if you've only been doing tricolor because the best way to win is to do nothing but dive the ultra stamp for the first 2 minutes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just love her so much

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bet she unironically plays kusoge and can speedrun shit like Bokosuka Wars and Dino Riki

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Speedrunning Bokosuka Wars
      The absolute madwoman

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more tricolor winning streaks
    I'm unstoppable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Haven't got to play a single tri because I'm still going for gold badge
      I need 4 more in two hours I'm not going to make it...

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only got triforce four times so far
    >The first time somebody disconnected 20 seconds in
    >I keep getting hammerhead
    Please just let me play the fun maps.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got a full tricolor mirror match for Big Man
    Didn’t even know that was a possibility

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      big man is actually the least voted?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not in USA. As a member of Team Frye, I have fought twice as many Big Man teams as Shiver Teams (32 and 16) out of the 48 I counted.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bit of a meme right now that nobody chose Big Man in Japan, so he could definitely still be the least popular.
          For you filthy gaijin, in the image she's trying to find Big Man's team because she's never encountered them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's kinda weird, almost every jap on my friends list chose big man

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How do you know nips? Do you understand the runes?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                College, granted it's only a handful.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn lucky. Mine doesn't have any. I can kind of speak (moderately broken) Japanese and I want to get practice but it feels impossible to meet any of them. Hopefully you're taking advantage of the opportunity you have here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had that but didn’t get into learning Japanese until I graduated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then explain this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what do you mean explain this, I was legitmately asking since the guy I replied to made it seem that way by being surprised a big man tri mirror was possible

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My bad, thought (you) were saying that it wasn’t possible because team Big Man didn’t have enough players.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it time for the early Shiver celebration?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, it could still go to any team, don't get too cocky and keep beating those fryefags and bigsissies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why?
      we lost conch count by 2 entire percentage points
      we BARELY won the half time
      it's anyone's game, the only one who is sure to lose is big man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Conch doesn't matter because it's worth less than popularity and results are always close so getting almost 1% is a big lead. We've definitely already won

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          less than 1% is nothing if it was 1.5+% then yeah I might agree but this is just frye fags getting slightly more lucky and we lose

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See

            [...]
            First two splatfests don't count because tricolor=open back then so it did change the results, but after the update that made tricolor its own category the halftime/open winners have always been the same. See for yourself.

            >Hispanicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour
            >Halftime: Sweet - 35.47%
            >Open: Sweet - 35.57%

            >Dark Chocolate vs. Milk Chocolate vs. White Chocolate
            >Halftime: White Chocolate - 36.20%
            >Open: White Chocolate - 36.63%

            >Nessie vs. Aliens vs. Bigfoot
            >Halftime: Nessie - 34.92%
            >Open: Nessie - 35.33%

            >Power vs. Wisdom vs. Courage
            >Halftime: Power - 34.23%
            >Open: Power - 34.22%

            >Vanilla vs. Strawberry vs. Mint Chip
            >Halftime: Vanilla - 33.94%
            >Open: Vanilla - 33.90%

            >Money vs. Fame vs. Love
            >Halftime: Love - 33.85%
            >Open: Love - 33.85%

            The fact is that after the update, halftime has always decide who won open and the percentages are always extremely close each time. They were exactly the same for Money vs. Fame vs. Love. It is literally proven that halftime only takes open battles into account. Shiver won open.

            Halftime and open results are always less than 1% off and always the same winner for both. Go ahead and temper your expectations if you want but we've got this. I'm extremely confident in our victory.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this still has the probability of us losing half a percentage and frye winning half
              and seeing how big man fags have decided to break tricolor by always siding with frye teams on defense then yeah, minimum we lost tricolor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It has never happened before so I doubt we'll somehow lose open now after winning halftime. It's really all up to tricolor to decide who wins.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't play with anons due to work
    >gotta wait until evening to join shiverfriends
    I'm not gonna make it

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Won more x100 then x10
    I JUST WANT MY FUCKING BADGE

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose match horribly
    >teammates with ~600 points, 0 kills
    Oh well, time to requeue.
    >battle time!
    >same teammates
    >same enemy team
    >100x battle
    Remember to never requeue immediately.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >big man and frye on attack
    >they attack each other

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just won a 10x for Shiver!

    Let’s keep it going

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver rooms doko

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well I made a tri color one earlier and no one joined

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're going to finish playing this Splatfest. You're going to wait with bated breath to see the end results after. And they will come, and you will see them, and you know what'll happen then? You'll feel empty. Nothing. Because you'll realize that irregardless of the result, it won't change a thing. Deep Cut won't be going away, neither the group nor any of its members, and they will not improve in exchange either. Splatfest will continue as always; boring, played out, and frustrating. Tricolor will remain poorly executed. The potential ramifications of this Splatfest, if any beyond internet shitposting, will inevitably disappoint all expectant parties. And you will come to realize that Splatfest, and Turf War by extension, is a laborious and unrewarding activity; one best not repeated. In a sense, you already know all this deep down in your heart of hearts, but you've locked away this truth, afraid of what would come of confronting it. After all, this devil you know, but the future after abandoning turfing you do not. What would you do without it? What is there to do after? After all that time and effort spent on turfing, you can't just stop! You might just stop playing altogether!

    But the band-aid must be ripped off, and sooner rather than later. But it mustn't be a terrible thing. The future need not be dark and unknowable, as it is not an ending, but a new beginning. For there is a mode out there that shines bright like a lighthouse on the shore, beckoning the lost and astray. A mode that loves you, that understands you, that can give you everything you've ever wanted. True camaraderie amongst allies and friends. The thrilling destruction of your enemies. The satisfaction of a job well done. Picture it! You know what it is; you can feel it in your soul. You always have. Do not ignore this yearning as you have before, for it is natural, it is right, it is essential!

    Come! The sea calls, beckoning us to the shores, and it is your time to answer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not reading all of that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so which team did ya pick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do nerds really find this amusing? I didn't even read two sentences from this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True I do miss ranked modes during splatfests.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, played a couple hours after the half time report and got to Queen Rank, not playing anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're worried about you Lil Judd

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing Side Order is 90% finished and this Splatfest is gonna determine how a cutscene involving Deep Cut will play out

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fully expect this splatfest to not have a winner.
    Just as they're about to reveal the score it gets interrupted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They would never do this because it would make players feel like they wasted their time. There's going to be a winner but it'll probably be inconsequential.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They'll give out extra shells to everyone as an apology.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will be the case only if Frye will be the supposed winner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mr. Grizz crashes from orbit, destroying the studio and reclaiming his headset from lil judd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want Mr. Grizz back. He deserved better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too much kino for these gayass devs
        judd and grizz as judges would be even more kino

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >won very few times in pro since no friends
    >switch to e-liter tri color
    >win everytime
    lol

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Grizzco sponsored splatfest
    >GUESS WHICH OF THESE MONSTROSITIES HAVE BEEN SPOTTED APPROACHING THE SPLATLANDS COAST
    >three candidates for new boss salmonid
    >winner comes first
    >losers come later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a multi team SR.
      Think of Smokeyard but a basket on each island. Two teams of 4 playing at the same time both trying to get eggs. You can't kill enemy team but you can grief them by painting over there ink and grabbing eggs from their bosses.
      Then you could have SR related splatfests

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i still wish big run was more like a splatfest and forced people into the wagecuckery, make it feel more like an actual emergency like people were predicting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would cause the score required for top 5% to plummet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Final big run will be splatsville square screenshot this

        who is winning in tricolors currently

        I’d wager big man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Final big run will be splatsville square
          How would that even work during high and low tide?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Final big run should either be cargo co or crab leg capital.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Call me crazy but what if they just did it like they did with the tricolor maps this fest. Could be a random stage from the past big runs. Would make it feel like a big threat. That or I'm just sleep deprived.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Late night JP time
    >All of a sudden Snipewriters with god tier aim start ending up in my matches
    This is the weirdest shit

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my team has 3 ROLLERS
    it's already over

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unfucking believable
    I just had a tricolor match where the attacking big man team was essentially acting as a second defending team, went straight to our base and were constantly attacking us the entire fucking time
    2v6, such bullshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess, you were team shiver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >big man and frye on attack
      >they attack each other

      why is friendly fire allowed on tri-color

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        muh chaos

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fighting for frye

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30m spent on shell-out machine
    >still don't have the title I want

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't have the title I want
      Marie Fan for me, fucking shit game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got Marie fan. But I wanted Callie fan

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need a total and complete shutdown of the competitive Splatoon commentary until we can figure out what is going on!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh god that eunuch hunch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to get into playing Splatoon competitively but now I'm not too sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at one point things will get so out of control that we'll have to put all these people back into asylums
      it's unsustainable

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP GIVING ME LIQUID SUNSHINE!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should be a normal MP song, its not good enough to be a Splatfest song

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you want the best splatfest song?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      liquid sunshine is good

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing some tri-color and I swear it seems big man and frye got an alliance going, cause they’re playing hard. Every game we’re on defense, big men just rush in and nab the signals. Seem’s they’re really wanting that shiver loss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just keep them in their spawn and it's fine. I switched to heavy edit and I can manage both members of a team for the majority of the game. Not much you can do while attacking but defending is pretty simple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They literally do.

      lmao

      https://x.com/far_awaye/status/1700669299491258521?s=61&t=kjLQEoBKGfxIvbelhywKMw
      https://x.com/gh0st_wave/status/1700680592009093518?s=61&t=kjLQEoBKGfxIvbelhywKMw
      https://x.com/theedanniee/status/1700679603184885806?s=61&t=kjLQEoBKGfxIvbelhywKMw

      https://x.com/werewolfjock/status/1700682122032455887?s=61&t=kjLQEoBKGfxIvbelhywKMw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explains a lot. Now i’ve been on a massive losing streak all morning. They play so aggro no matter what I do they push against it hard to win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. Fuck Shiver.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you cannot even defeat us with your own strength, pathetic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2v1
        >Still lose

        LOL imagine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I played tricolor 3 times
          won all three including an attacking one with big man cowards
          My job here is done

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how Tricolor should be played, though. The teams of two should be cooperating to either secure a double signal for one team, or secure one signal per team for easier if lesser coverage. Once that's done, sure, feel free to stake a claim for showing off your actual winpose instead of nodding on the sidelines if you want
      It's not the fault of people cooperating if people like to treat it like a 2v2v4 and carpet bomb the signal when the other 2-person team has a clear shot at it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frye and Big Man are extra incentivized to cooperate when Shiver is defending so she doesn't get that juicy multiplier. Not that I expect the majority of the playerbase to even be thinking about this shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i saw a big man team walk across the map just to spawn camp shiver when frye was defending.
      people really taking splatfests too seriously when it's supposed to be a friendly rivalry thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i keep getting paired with the most retarded big man teams who just attack everyone

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care who wins as long as the winner makes the community seethe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally anyone will make people seethe.
      This thread will go up in flames if Frye wins for example.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >defending in tri color
    >two teammates left
    >was spawn trapped by a sweated gold aerospray
    gee thanks.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not surprised Shiver is leading at halftime. The meme voters mostly picked Big Man, because haha funny manta ray, and they're probably not very good at the game, and I heavily doubt most of the "I'm joining team Frye because she DESERVES to win" people are any good at the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retardkun, Shiver is being carried entirely by the japs, the western shiverfags are dogshit at the game, it's why the idols are pretty much equal in points.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shiver is being carried entirely by the japs
        I got a 333x win for Shiver yesterday, and I ain't no slant-eye.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big Man is crushing it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and I heavily doubt most of the "I'm joining team Frye because she DESERVES to win" people are any good at the game.

      >Won't be enough people to make Frye win popularity
      >Might be shit enough at the game to tank Frye's winrate and lose her the Splatfest
      These people are not helping at all. As a member of Team Frye I wish they'd just fuck off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish you would fuck off from my game fryefag

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will the devs give us cute e-boi idols that are the same age as the playable inklings?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean callie and marie weren't much older than the player in 1

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were still too old

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woomy butt

      I love squid children

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We all do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never. I'll take more Marie hags, please.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will get your zoomer e-celeb idols and you will like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woom149 soon

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woomy butt

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Idol autists unironically ruining a fun gamemode that's only available once a month
    >results probably won't even influence anything
    I just want to play Tricolor in peace

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do i see so many frye banners in EU? Did everyone just make amerifat account purely for banners or i actually get matched with them for no reason?

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you use this weapon, let me tell you one thing: gay

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just ragequit after my ABSOLUTE RETARD teammates completely ignored defending the ultra signal the ENTIRE MATCH. I am absolutely livid. This is after I had 2 matches in a row with a braindead retard that was dancing with an enemy player the entire match - in spite of me reporting him the first time the game paired me with that prick.

    I am so done with this game. The matchmaking is a joke and the players are fucking imbeciles. Reporting them does literally nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear there's a shitload of people on Shiver just throwing games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can attest to this at least. I've had so many matches with throwers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please report them, especially if its obvious.
          I have had blatant people throwing matches and had to resort to blocking them since the game would only match me with them again later. It's ridiculous.

          Makes me question if this game has moderators whatsoever, as come to think of it I have literally never heard of someone getting an actual vacation/ban from breaking those rules.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >matching with anons from the pool in pro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it means you live near each other

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw Shiver somehow gets decimated despite being ahead at Halftime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's ahead by the tiniest margin
      also it's only on open
      it's anyones game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver's team has been sabotaged by twitterfags
      I will quit the game entirely if its a landslide victory for any team besides Shiver.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    m-marina!!??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When is she coming back from the war? We probably won't get any side order news for the next direct either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fully expect another trailer for side order in the next direct but only another teaser without a release date

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fully expect another trailer for side order in the next direct but only another teaser without a release date

        I honestly think Side Order will be shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          None of the single player campaigns have been shit so I'm not sure what makes you think that. It will be underwhelming at worst.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >None of the single player campaigns have been shit
            Disagree.
            1 and 2's main campaigns were shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >None of the single player campaigns have been shit
              >What is S2 story mode
              You have no right to determine what’s good and what isn’t

              2's main story was very bad.

              You all just have ridiculously high standards. I thought they were both fun even if they were a little basic and easy, nothing about them were really bad though. I even 1000% Splatoon 2's hero mode. I don't think it's worth playing that many times but going through it once or twice is a decent time. Running through the hero mode stages feels completely different than playing hero mode and salmon run, especially with the hero mode specific gimmicks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Running through the hero mode stages feels completely different than playing hero mode and salmon run
                Meant multiplayer and salmon run. It's much less hectic and focuses more on platforming challenges. It's fun.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, anon, you simply have low standards.
                I can understand liking 1's story mode for the novelty but 2's is plain bad - it merely recycles 1's ideas and even blatantly copy-pastes the bosses.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was also talking about gameplay. 2's campaign has bad gameplay, it's a literal rehash of 1.

                How does reusing content make the content any worse? A good chunk of the bosses were new like the bread one and the samurai. Even if it reused ideas it was still a fun time. And besides, the levels were the most important part and all of those were new.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How does reusing content make the content any worse?
                Because splatoon 1's levels weren't very good to begin with. As I already said, 1 and 2's campaigns were both bad.

                A rehash of a campaign with good gameplay means it also has good gameplay.

                >A rehash of a campaign with good gameplay
                Strong disagee. 1's campaign isn't good. Literally only the final boss sticks out and that's mostly for the novelty of it in the moment.
                >t. played all 3 games as they released (I stil have my copy of splat1 wii u laying around)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No, you don’t understand! Just lower your standards of quality and it’s good, I promise!
                It’s people like who are the reason we can’t get nice things, just complacent in what we get and never demanding better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You all act like Splatoon needs to be something it isn't. What exactly do you want out of these games? There has never been a truly bad campaign. Just because you guys have crazy expectations doesn't mean they're bad. If you think they're bad rather than just mediocre then you honestly just don't like Splatoon's single player gameplay and nothing would fix that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How does reusing content make the content any worse?
                Because splatoon 1's levels weren't very good to begin with. As I already said, 1 and 2's campaigns were both bad.
                [...]
                >A rehash of a campaign with good gameplay
                Strong disagee. 1's campaign isn't good. Literally only the final boss sticks out and that's mostly for the novelty of it in the moment.
                >t. played all 3 games as they released (I stil have my copy of splat1 wii u laying around)

                What more can be done with the single player within the confines of the regular controls? It's not like they're going to change the physics of the character, so level design can't get too crazy to function like more of a platformer. The weapons have to function like they do in multiplayer as well. Seriously, what do you guys want? We get different takes on the gameplay like collecting zapfish on MP stages, breaking all of the boxes, levels where you only use specials, stuff like the wave breaker jumping level, the rail levels. They add in stuff like sponges, bounce pads, and propellers to make how you interact with the level more unique. We get plenty of variety within the confines of what can be done with the Splatoon gameplay. I really can't see what else is expected here. Sounds like you guys want a spin-off that plays completely differently than Splatoon. They're fun for what they are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More levels like after Alterna.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My biggest problem with it is that it's far too easy, like they designed it for the little timmy market (which they probably did), this makes it dull and tedious to play through for anyone with half a brain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So the main complaint isn't the gameplay, it's just that it's too easy for you? This is why I said you guys have your standards too high. It's a Nintendo game, that's what they do. I wish for the day that Mario games be as difficult as they were on NES but that's just how they are now. It doesn't mean the gameplay of the newer games isn't enjoyable for what they are though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I complain whenever any Nintendo game is too easy, not just splatoon. As matter of fact, I got an email for a Pikmin 4 survery, guess when I told them?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We wanted splatoon campaigns to change so it wouldn’t be mario galaxy lite

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >None of the single player campaigns have been shit
              >What is S2 story mode
              You have no right to determine what’s good and what isn’t

              2's main story was very bad.

              He's obviously talking about gameplay and not the actual story.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was also talking about gameplay. 2's campaign has bad gameplay, it's a literal rehash of 1.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A rehash of a campaign with good gameplay means it also has good gameplay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The force awakens is a great movie then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No because it was only a half-rehash
                the non rehashed part is shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try chud it is a great movie because daisy ridley is on team big man try again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is according to rlm

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >1's main campaign was shit
              I hate constantly seeing this revisionist history from zoomers who started with 2, and lump 1's campaign in with 2's because they didn't play it. I was there for Splatoon 1, the general consensus was that people really liked the campaign and that it was one of the better campaigns in a multiplayer shooter. DJ Octavio was considered one of the best final bosses in the past few years of video games at the time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I started with 1, gay. I never liked its campaign and I do not care one iota if that puts me in the minority for saying so. It's my opinion and I am allowed to voice it. What, do you want me to grab a photo of my copies of the game or something? Would that make you believe me?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >None of the single player campaigns have been shit
            >What is S2 story mode
            You have no right to determine what’s good and what isn’t

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you have no right to determine what's shit and what isn't

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            2's main story was very bad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >splat 2 base campaign
            >splat 3 base campaign
            >not shit
            Lol
            Lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How is Splat 3's campaign shit, what?
              It's easily the best base campaign.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nintentoddlers everyone.
                Why dont you apply the Octo exp standard instead.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly I think splat 3's campaign is just as good as octo expansion. All it needed was an inner agent 3 type boss.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Splat 3 has the best base campaign of any of them. Plus I totally dig the music in each zone.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triforce > MakoMart > Barnacle & Dime > Undertow Spillway > Sturgeon Shipyard > Eeltail Alley > Mincemeat Metalworks > Hammerhead Bridge

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My terminally autistic gf

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play tricolor battle as attacker
    >Other attacking team wants only to attack me
    >We lose handily

    Why are all tricolors like this? It's like literally nobody knows how this mode works even after a year.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of players are retards, but as a mode it does a piss-poor job conveying how you're supposed to play it. The majority of players do not understand that the attackers work together - if the other attacker wins, you win too. The game does not make this clear.

      Honestly, it's a dumb mode all round, it should be an actual 3-way-battle on unique stages just for the mode, instead it's a poorly-balanced mess.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else get no fucking 10x battles? I'm already champion after starting late and I haven't seen a single one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't appear in Tri battles

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I played only in open, but now I feel like fucking off to tricolor without my badges.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've had more 100x than I have 10x battles this fest.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I obviously hoped Team Shiver would win when I joined on Friday. But now I hope we lose, because we fucking deserve to if this is how braindead retarded everyone on the team is going to be. Just lost 4 tricolors in a row as the defender where both attacking teams ended up at >30% and we were at or below 20% because my entire team decided to throw the game that we were winning in the last 20 seconds by not trying anymore.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just had a Tricolor vs Big Man on defense, Frye's team sat in their spawn and did nothing the entire match so Big Man could spawn camp us

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Report them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter, they won't get banned soon enough to make a difference

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, safe to say team shiver is definitely not winning tricolor battles when this shit is being pulled. Really hope the devs actually do something about the match throwing problem.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they should look into regionlocking splatfests again so we don't have all this drama in the first place?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't understand why none of the splatfests have been regionlocked so far in 3, even though there are regions in the game and they even introduced a new asian region iirc, but don't use it??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They won't get banned period.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >both teams spawn camp us on tri-color
    IT'S OVER

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't touched the game since I beat the story campaign I don't play multiplayer
    Waiting for Side Order DLC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go play salmon run retard

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid as hell. Probably pees her pants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She heard you talking shit about her and she is going to be on YOUR crew next shift

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >blows the entire shift and STILL asks if we can go get gelato after

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can carry her. And then I'll take her to Wahoo World after.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really hate shiver that much that they would join the team they want to lose and just not play the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's that one guy that joined team ketchup back in the day to throw. So yeah, another anon bragged about doing the same thing to team Frye a few threads back as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet it was a false flag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Shiverfags, not Shiver herself.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    send some screenshots of shiver in the splatfest
    i'm too lazy to google them and i need them for something, also i've already got too many tabs open

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sent 😉

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you anon

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck it's going to be so difficult to go back to only 1 tricolor stage the whole day next Splatfest. Having 8 in the rotation at once is so much more fun.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 Big Man and Frye lose tricolor due to all their throwing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I firmly believe Big Man will win.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, I got so many notifications of him winning 333x it's silly. I've never even seen a 333x

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see 333x notifications for all teams all the time. I've never played one but there's like 3+ million matches going on every 3 minutes at least so there's probably constantly 333x battles happening.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seeing a Big Man upset would be great
          Little do they know that like Ian BGM, we’ve been undercover racking up those multiplier battles

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I meant he'd win at tricolor, not the whole thing.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that hydra on frye team
    no matter what I do, I get splatted by this fag

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely hope that Big Man wins only tricolor so that Shiver wins by default.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a "teammate never attempts to capture the signal once" episode
    I'm going to kill myself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s a try and lay down a bubbler but accidentally grab the signal episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im the teammate

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >made an eliter ragequit with my squiffer
    I think that's a good way to end this splatfest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck are you using squiffer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because I've mained it since 2015

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you main it in Splatoon 1? You couldn't even charge it in the air back then. It was just a bad charger with no range.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no better feeling than wiping out an entire team in 6 seconds with perfect snipes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Even in Splatoon 1? It couldn't even reach across camp triggerfish, it was more frustrating to play than anything for me. I like the current squiffer but it was trash in the first game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't really think about limitations when things like air charging and charge storage weren't even a thing in Splatoon 1
                I just liked being hyperaggressive with it and using it at super close range for fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you main it in Splatoon 1? You couldn't even charge it in the air back then. It was just a bad charger with no range.

        I like hard to use weapons because I think they'll improve my skill dramatically
        besides I just won a 100x with it 5 seconds ago

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I played with the stupid mini-bow with the missiles so much that it's the only weapon I get consistent kills with (and no, not thanks to the missiles)
          and ofc the gal 52 but it feels cheap

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but I really wish the stringers were better. Both splatanas are very strong weapons and it feels like stringers got shafted.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I like the minibow, it charges super quickly, has medium range and kills with one hit if you aim well...the issue is aiming well I guess
              the long bow is pretty ass though, it has range but it's almost impossible to hit the three shots from afar, it's basically a zoning weapon and it's not even good at it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I love the reef flux and the tri stringer and have them level 5 along with the squiffer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how do you use the long bow?
              I kinda want to use it more but it feels like shit next to the short bow, takes too long to charge, it's almost impossible to get kills, barely paints even after buffs...
              meanwhile the short bow instakills and it's top 2 or top 3 weapons that paint the most

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >meanwhile the short bow instakills
                Long bow insta kills too. It's even better at killing because a missed charge still sets off the explosion on the ground so you always scare out players. Try to use it like a blaster.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tri stringer is more for harassing and area denial, but you can definitely also get kills with it. It's strong suits are the long range and the fact that you can shoot over things, which is an advantage it has over chargers.
                I always recommend using it with thermal ink, it's not needed per se but it's really helpful to get some sneaky ass kills.
                Also, it inks pretty well, but you gotta to it in a circle around you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In order to one shot you have to hit all three shots simultaneously
                It's harder than the reeflux because the arrows are bigger and so they don't all fit on the opponents body

                The secret to oneshotting is
                >aim slightly below the inklings center of gravity/stomach
                >jump
                Jumpshots change the shots to fire vertically and because inklings are longer than they are wide, all three shots will land
                You aim low before you jump because the jump itself will make your cursor line up right in the enemies middle

                Last patch also made regular shots easier to kill by buffing the damage of the exploding arrows so an enemy will get hit by a fully charged shot, get stuck in the ink, and then die when the expldoding arrows go off

                Your also not really meat to get oneshots with it, it's a pressure weapon. You hit an enemy once, and then keep firing at them
                Because the weapon fires in an arc you can hit opponents over walls and corners until they die

                If you really want to use it then slap on some thermal ink, it's the ultimate piece of gear since you'll be able to see where the guys you didn't oneshot went and you can pick em off when they try to hide

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, most of it I knew already as a short bow user but the thermal ink and the exploding arrows buff I didn't know
                Will try with thermal ink

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been watching the Riptide tourney on the side, and holy shit the downtime between sets is insane.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Win every x100 the game threw at me. Including 3 with anons.
    > Ruler +8 and still no gold icons badges.

    Why does x100 and x333 doesn't count ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. sounds retarded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does a single anon have the gold x10 battles badges yet?

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >15 seconds left
    ><5% difference in turf inked
    >Ally team/teammate exclusively trying to get the ultra signal instead of inking turf
    >We lose
    This happens so often. When will people finally realise that Tricolor is still Turf War and is won by inking the most turf?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've won several times on offense with no signals by just inking the enemy spawn at the last moment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that shit happened to me earlier and man did it bother me

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to the anon that wanted pics of shiver

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real winner of the splatfest will be whoever will enjoy the salt coming in the next 10ish hours

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I've been saying, I can't wait. I'm hoping Shiver wins because the salt from all the twitter trannies that teamed up against Shiver would be too good. I'm sure no matter what this will be fun to watch though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you voted with your dick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But I hate octolings. Inklings should have always stayed as the only important species, both in terms of playability and being an idol.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So does it look like Frye/Big Man are pulling ahead? I don't care as long as Shitter doesn't win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way to know. People are assuming Shiver lost tri color based on a few Twitter clips showing collusion but she could still win without it if big man gets tri color and Frye only takes open or pro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >collusion
        no frye team in tricolor seems to understand that we're working together against shiver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be surprised if Shiver wins pro or tricolor
      the one consistent theme of my battles is that shiverfags are a joke while BigManfags were actually competent

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest, how bad are you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty bad. Any anon that's played SR or turf with me can attest to that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone have the edit of this where the third guy spills his coke all over the keyboard and starts screaming?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty good generally with occasional moments of either absolutely god tier or absolutely retard tier play

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's everyone, or maybe I'm just projecting. It's hard to be consistent all the time. I also just have weapons I know how to play against better. I can fuck up shooters but put a splatling on the enemy team and I'm useless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never hit top 500 so I'm irredeemably shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm definitely top 5 on the board in ranked and bottom 5 in salmon run.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be pretty good but I've barely played for the last 3 seasons so I'm way out of practice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I spank silver and regular x rank badge holders once in a bluemoon and I'm probably the best salmonrunner in the board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got like 1770 power in pro
      So pretty average I think? I don't really know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slightly above average. I usually get around 1500-1600 in power level.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry anon but I think that's below average

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's way below average
          I'm inconsistent as shit in x rank and I'm like 1800-2000 at best
          I don't think I've even seen 1600 in this game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think 1800-2000 is about average so yeah you're probably right. I'm only slightly above that, 2000-2200. I'm pretty sure most lower level comp players are around 2300+. Some japs get to mid 3000s though so maybe I'm overestimating everything and we're all shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2900+ is where the best of the best are
              anything over that is the top 0.1 percent

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think 1800-2000 is about average so yeah you're probably right. I'm only slightly above that, 2000-2200. I'm pretty sure most lower level comp players are around 2300+. Some japs get to mid 3000s though so maybe I'm overestimating everything and we're all shit.

            You guys are "inconsistent" at a high level. That's not average.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gonna join a comp team because of you.
              But nah for real I seriously think 1800-2000 is average. I've heard of people in NA not being able to find matches at all once they get around 1500-1600. If they can't find games at all at that power then I can't imagine the majority of players are somehow between 1600-1800.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't. I get positive wins and kills though it's almost 50% so that means I'm part of the upper 50% which is above average.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not necessarily how that works. Matchmaking gives and subtracts powers differently depending on the power of the team you're facing. You could have a 50% win rate and still have a lower power than average. Your power seems pretty low.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can't always control who your teammates are and I'm often the top of the scoreboard. I do pretty well individually most of the time, and I'm pretty content with it so long as it's positive so0 it doesn't really matter especially as worse players drop out of playing the game and I start doing worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea. I barely have more tricolor wins than losses this Splatfest, but I was top 5% last Big Run and ended it on Eggsecutive VP 400. My skill level fluctuates a lot.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to the anon that wanted pics of shiver

      send some screenshots of shiver in the splatfest
      i'm too lazy to google them and i need them for something, also i've already got too many tabs open

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inklings with the hime cut always look intimidating. Maybe because I associate it with the japanese players always using it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          konichiwa dude!

          There's no way to know. People are assuming Shiver lost tri color based on a few Twitter clips showing collusion but she could still win without it if big man gets tri color and Frye only takes open or pro.

          yeah twitter clips are no way to guage anything when there are no telling how many battles happening at once. I have raped many frytards but all I hear are people saying team shiver is bad. Could go either way.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any of you fuckers that are purposely Disconnecting during battles….I don’t care what side you are on, I’m Reporting you all!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reporting does nothing.
      Go ahead. Keep wasting your time

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only have like 8 hours in Splatoon 2 or something

    Should i even get this game now? Its not that i hated Splat 2, but if i get Splat 3 id feel scammed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for Side Order. If you still feel torn about buying after seeing footage of that then don't buy at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you actually want to play Splat, then yes.
      The playerbase has almost completely migrated to 3, getting games on 2 is almost impossible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda just depends on how you're feeling. I had a similar thing with Splatoon 1. I only got to level 12 or something (a few hours of playing) and thought it was just okay. I bought Splatoon 2 on a whim because there was nothing else to play on the Switch, I was not paying $60 for Mario Kart 8 again. Now Splatoon is my favorite game and I have 800+ hours in 3.
      If you think you'd like it, go for it, you might get really into it.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play
    >go vs team with all matching banners
    >lose
    >play one of them again next match
    >win
    Hmmm, I think that's enough for today.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Man wins open because they have the highest number of discord squads coordinating gear to maximize clout.
    Shiver wins pro because all of the tryhard japs are on her team.
    Frye wins tri color because I'm on team Frye and I played tri color a lot.
    So yeah, Frye wins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have atleast 8 effective wins in Pro for big man
      I have -48 effective wins in open (with players from the pool) because of shiverfag discord groomer 10x battles

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's really funny when the matchmaking fucks up and accidentally puts me in a lobby full of children so you end up seeing a big man supporter on defense standing there shooting at our sprinkler, trying to break it.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO DO FRYEKEKS AND BIG CHUDS REALLY?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah so entire team disconnects still happen in 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post the replay.

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw the results are rigged to end in a 3-way tie

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this outfit is giving me one hell of a hard time, but never let it be known i don't deliver (eventually)
    you got this, shiverfags. don't make me regret joining your team just to have an excuse to make this

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >videos all over the internet of Big Man teams spawn camping Shiver teams during Tri Color
    My sides

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big Fags can do that if they want, I'm still not letting them take the signals though.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is winning in tricolors currently

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knows. I'm a Shiverfag and I win most of my games, especially on defense which is sick because I get the 1.5x bonus. Seems like other people are getting bullied by the other two teams though. We just have to wait and see tonight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frye probably because big man fags are retards

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FINALLY GOT MY 10 X 10X BADGE
    IM FREEEEEEEEE

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh kill/death ratio
    >muh skillz
    bro paint the ground NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You kill them, with skillz, so they can't paint and you can paint.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally decided to tag in final day and all ready I see shitters trying to bring IRL shit into a fun wee event.
    >it was 4chan fag posting about Robert Mueller
    I already am doubting this fest purely cause of that but I'm getting fucked in tri-battles I hope shiver wins for the salt gods.

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >need ONE fucking x10 win
    >like clockwork lose 3 in a row when i normally win
    >but yet i effortlessly stomp a x100 that doesnt even count toward the badge
    i just want to stop playing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should totally count toward the badge what were they thinking

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like we’re doing great defending in tricolor then my team will choke right near the end and the others get the signals

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baiting people with a shiny golden png to get them to keep playing was a smart move on Nintendo's part.

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played against a guy named (You) earlier today. Which one of you was it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was (you) duh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its [REDACTED] guy I think

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (Me)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To those trying to get x10 badges, ive found pro to be much easier to get battles

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think angle shooter is the most misunderstood sub in the game. Not everything needs to be lethal to be useful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol I just use it to climb walls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's very good for harassing backliners from a safe distance. It has a longer range than even the scoped e-liter

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll do anything for you shiver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you let frye win if she said to?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She wouldn’t say to

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >master mega after shiver loses

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im feeling demoralized now that I know my 4 100x wins wont count towards my 10x wins (also 4). I have 6 more 10x’s to go and it’s gonna be a pain trying to get them in the remaining fests. 6 hours left, gonna grind it out and see what happens

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    500

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I suck so bad at this game and I can't place it.
    I didn't have this problem in previous games.
    I swear, other players kill me faster than I can even react, yet they don't die when I shoot them just as much. They always outspeed and outrange me, and somehow outflank me in ways that genuinely don't seem possible.

    Granted, I'm a scrub and a fairly new player to 3 with garbage gear, but I still can't seem to get a grip on things no matter how hard I try. I'm always the guy who gets killed way more than kills.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quickest way to get good is look for a pro player on youtube and watch them play and provide commentary
      You'll figure a lot out very quick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but does this actually help? I've always heard to watch pro players and watch back your replays but I don't see how it would be helpful. It's not like it'll improve my aim or my decision making during a match.

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