SIDE ORDER IS REAL
SPRING 2024
?si=VMSBnrmbYMcpoR0T
>New missions
>New enemies
>Upgrades to your arsenal
>Designed to be replayable
>Working with Dedf1sh and Pearl
>Designed to be replayable
SPLATKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
Splatoon 3
SIDE ORDER IS REAL
SPRING 2024
?si=VMSBnrmbYMcpoR0T
>New missions
>New enemies
>Upgrades to your arsenal
>Designed to be replayable
>Working with Dedf1sh and Pearl
>Designed to be replayable
SPLATKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
Yea, i’m thinking we’re back
What "complete the story" benefit will this have? Octo Expansion let you use octos in regular Splatoon 2 modes.
Splat 2 hub
unlock takozon playable character
does it need one
White dualies
you can be green
Side Order is gonna suck, I can feel it.
Here I thought Shiver looking a bit like Rei was on the nose.
Is the plot going to be OE-level kino or will it be as retarded as ROTM?
It's another "we have OE at home"
Retard
I still do not for the life of me understand why ROTM is supposed to be le bad
Smallfry being inconsequential outside of the final boss where it suddenly becomes Hugefry. Wasting Mr. Grizz on a story not centered around Salmonids was retarded.
If you have to ask why you're too stupid to understand.
Like the base game story in every previous splatoon, it's piss easy and badically little more than an extended tutorial. OE got better level designs by far, because it was allowed to be actually challenging in places because as a DLC ninty expects you to know the game already before playing.
Splat 3's campaign is my favorite one but that's only because it's Octo Expansion Lite. All of my friends reviewed the game based on its singleplayer as well which I found to be borderline unhinged.
>mister grizz is stocking up golden eggs to send a rocket into space and have it come back down, detonating and coating the entire planet in fuzzy ooze, turning all cephs into furball knickknacks
>the final boss is FINALHAZARD from Sonic Adventure 2
>mr grizz plot with absolutely zero relevance to Salmon Run/Big Run
>squid evolution into inklings was kickstarted by magical volcano crystals that stored the blood memory of humans
It's just stupid. Everything about it is dumb.
The Whores
I also was immediately brought back to Final Hazard from Sonic Adventure 2 during the final boss too, but I took it as a good thing. Awesome even. I've noticed a weirdly large amount of Sonic inspiration in Nintendo games the past 5 or 6 years, it's kind of odd.
>I've noticed a weirdly large amount of Sonic inspiration in Nintendo games the past 5 or 6 years
I'm a bit of a sonic autist and I don't see it, what do you mean
>Mr. Grizz final-hazarding just like the bio lizard's kamikaze with the ark
>world elements from Mario Odyssey like the mascot character running around in a human inhabited city (Sonic Adventure etc)
>Rolling into a ball in mario odyssey, as well as some hat throw moves on flexible poles that flick mario upwards existing in werehog sonic unleashed levels
>Rail grinding in splatoon being reminiscent of grinding and rail switching in sonic games
>Bowsers fury aping Super Sonic vs giant final boss battles with le epic rock/metal guitar music playing
>casino levels in mario 3d world feeling ripped right out of sonic lost world
>mario falling from a disaster and getting buried face first in mario odyssey, a recurring sonic trope
these are some random small ones that popped right into my head, some of them are probably cherry pick-y but I'm sure some anons could also think of more.
Mario Kart 8's transformation gimmick also just straight up copies the main distinguishing feature Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing Transformed, one that actually felt pretty innovative for a kart racer. That game was legitimately so good, no idea why it didn't have more success. Same with the Riders games, especially the first one. Wish they'd come back.
Same problem Smash clones face, Nintendo's IP and brand recognition are simply unmatched. Doesn't matter how high quality the clones are they will always be seen as knockoffs.
I dont even know if I could call it a clone. It's not like the first kart racer was Mario Kart. Ironically it was a sega game called power drift. I guess you could say all non-mario kart kart racing games are clones in that they use similar features and game design elements, but the genre is so stagnant and lacking in innovation that something like sonic racing transformed truly did feel better, newer, and more original all together. I hope to see something like Riders make a return. The air management element of the game was so impressively pulled off.
Nintendo head hunted a few of Generations team. Some went to work on Odyssey.
That might be a factor.
I believe it was after Unleashed, not Generations. I can't blame the devs for getting snatched up because I'm sure the pay/benefits and work conditions are just overall better at ninty. But at the same time, it makes me question if that has anything to do with why Sonic games looked so lacking after Unleashed all the way up to Frontiers where they finally got quality back.
It never even adequately explains HOW Grizz stole the Octoling army either or why they follow him without question. No mention is ever made of brainwashing or holiday pay or anything, we're just meant to accept they like having hair or something so they completely abandon their homes and Octavio to follow a mammal.
He got the fuzzy goo on them and it took over their minds.
The story is stupid, but everything else is good, though some aspects are a little underwhelming compared to OE. Still, anyone who whines about it is autistic
The entire plot is retarded from start to finish and there's not a single element of it that holds up to any scrutiny. And the whole reason the plot exists is because they were too lazy to use new enemies and so had to find a way to connect Octarians to a bear antagonist.
contrarians have brain damage and are incapable of understanding the concept of "fun"
add seething chaostards
it dropped the ball on pretty much every single concept it had which sucks because literally all of them were fucking good, a smallfry companion is a great idea and very cute but they didn't do anything with him until the very last second, mr. grizz as the big bad had been speculated for years and doing more with the salmonids would've been interesting, the squid sisters were practically non-existent same with captain 3, deep cut were completely wasted
i had fun with it but it was frustrating with how little they did with what they had, but i think it's because OE was such a huge step-up from previous campaigns that everyone kind of expected a lot better from 3's base campaign this time
>but they didn't do anything with him until the very last second
Yeah, if you ignore everything you do with him in the rest of the game.
>Here’s your new enemies, bro
Not as fun as killing Salmonids, but a clear improvement over fighting more mind-controlled Octolings.
>Spring 2024
wtf
How long does it take to make these? Nintendo either moves in slow motion or they're genuinely 100% honest when saying they only start working on DLC after the game is launched while most other companies have it ready well beforehand.
They had to delay S3's release, so in this case it seems very likely they started after the main game's release.
Other cases like Fire Emblem are different. For Engage, it took like 3 months after release for all DLC to be out, including the extra story, so it's pretty clear they finished it before release.
The different internal EPD divisions seem very concerned with post-launch content development needing to be saved for the actual post-launch timeframe. Almost as a branding thing. Compared to partners like IntSys, GameFreak, etc or even other internal studios like Monolith. Although Monolith also seems more like a normal DLC development cycle.
>Post yfw you didn't vote for Chaos
>tfw God and Nogami are on your side
Orderchads won. Even better, we won and get Pearl (superior idol) as our sidekick anyway.
>H*man Pearl
I’m gonna fucking gag
Sorry, my splatoon pics mostly are on my laptop.
Pearl. You know that Marina writes fanfiction where you're human, right?
right here
I love the way the weapons materialize.
>>New missions
>>New enemies
to your arsenal
to be replayable
Meatgrind Enemys
Your Strength depends on your Upgrade (Your Ghetto Blasters goes into Grizzco Blaster with the Right upgrades)
where have i seen this gameplay before????
Grown men play this shit, pathetic
now it's time to share with the class what games you play faggy
So what’ll be her role in all of this?
spawning new porn
sexo
but realistically she's like the people in the subway from octo expansion, or more like the conductor sea slug guy as she's navigating the elevator, and you're climbing up the tower in what appears to be a roguelite focused gameplay
Making music
who is this? Should I know?
no
sell your game and never touch it again gay newfag
D:
You played the octo expansion? She’s the creator of most of the music you heard there. DJ DED F1SH
ahhh, interesting.
she'll be the CQ of this campaign but probably with more plot relevance since she was missing for so long, and her connection to marina
Giving you paint chips for your paint pallette. Whatever the fuck that means.
to paint the blank white canvas of the world
a german clone of 8
Hot take, She is a clone of Marina who sanitized herself and gave herself a new Identity.
She'd need bigger tits to be a clone.
She rolled lower breast side in the character maker.
Could the Sanitation stunt her growth in some way? causing her Tits to be small or maybe she is an imperfect clone.
Isn't everyone from the Octarian Army a clone?
Not exactly, the ones born from just chopping off tentacles might as well be clones of each other if they come from the same octarian.
I have a sort of theory that a lot of octos are clones.
I don't care about Pearl or Marina.
I don't care about Shiver or Marina.
Me either.
I can't wait to shoot CUM everywhere
I'm probably the biggest supporter of playable 4 on this board but this isn't looking so good. On the website it says "Agent 8: An octarian youth, the protagonist of this story". If 4 was playable I don't think they'd emphasize that it's 8's story. 4 will definitely be in the game but not looking good for being playable.
that text is likely copied from the swim speed up ability description
This sounds like cope to me. They let you play as an octo or an inkling in 3's single player campaign. I have a feeling both races will be playable.
Yea I don't see the reason why the MC has to be an octo.
because pearl already knows 8 so it it would require writing alternate dialoge
Oh fair, that makes sense
You're not just playing as any random Octo, you're specifically Agent 8, the same Octo you play as in OE.
is the color of the tentacle highlights and fingertips changing based on those chips?
I really hope you're right because I want 4 back. It would make no sense to bring 8 but not 4.
You can probably return to the tower after you complete it with your Inkling.
My money says post story lets you play as inkling. It's a rougelite apparently so post story gameplay is a major intended thing.
base story for splat2 was so boring they killed 4 for good, its over...
stop replying to ritualposter from st/ink/ retards
do I really have to play as an octo for this expansion
>Tight white suit with crotch lines and bondage loops
>Wide birthing hips
>High angle shot
>Low angle shot that focuses on her ass
>Another low angle shot
>Quick cut of 8 swnging her hips
>One more ass shot
FUCKING CHRIST THE WHOLE THING IS LEWD AS FUCK, ARE THESE SQUID FUCKERS TRYING TO MAKE ME BUST TEN NUTS AT ONCE
I felt this even harder at the Octo Expansion trailer. Jesus christ, one of the developers/lead designers outright said their intention was to make octolings sexy in an interview.
also my captcha is p2ssy, one letter away from pussy. hmm a sign
No. They only want 8.
Fuck, why didn't I think of tha4p4nat
yeah, my boy's gonna look great
I hope if you play Male8 it's the exact same outfit so I can see Afro-8 look like a complete retard in the skintight suit.
I can't believe Marina snapped and made both a robotic black goo horde and and put Pearl in a robot
Anybody feel like playing some splat zones in a minute
Some trailer analysis that was done
I think The lockers are the aame lockers as in Octo expansion.
Also the toys being crafted look like mem cakes.
Also Acht means Eight.
the glitchy oily rainbow sheen stuff probably is or has something to do with the liquid crystals that brought the aquatic life to sapience in alterna
why is everything cum?
look at 8's model and tnink about your retarded question
Does a zombie really need to dress like this?
yes, it's cute so it's necessary
only MOSTLY a zombie
>Designed to be replayable
And with this, Splatoon 3 instantly got from worst entry to best entry.
I've never felt the urge to play any of the singleplayer modes again once I've finished them once so I'm curious to see how they'll handle this.
by turning it into a roguelite
>worst entry
it never was one because 2 exists
The only reason you think this is because you now take for granted everything 2 did for the series
did what exactly? they backpedaled on everything other than SR and chunks
2 is trash and reatards who started with it need to be skinned alive
They kept the shorter rotations.
who cares
Splatoon 2 gave us Pearl so it's OK by me
>gave us second worst idol after crye
Sorry, I didn't know we had tasteless gays in this thread
>I didn't know we had tasteless gays in this thread
pearlfags are unfortunately here to stay forever
wish you gays all died out
Absolutely terminal shit taste, consider immediate suicide
>Salmon Run
>Octo Expansion
>Clam Blitz
>customizable hairstyles and pants
>dualies and brellas
>all-new specials and 5 new subweapons
>shorter rotation system
>better ranking system
Oh and 2 had Shifty Stations, Squid Beatz 2, a better update schedule, and wasn't full of death corridor maps
But I guess none of that counts because of Ink Armor or something
main power up and ink armor invalidates all of that
Missiles and Stingrsy were just as cancerous as Armor
See, just as I predicted
It's funny how Splatoon 1 gets a pass for its abilities and specials yet Splatoon 2 is treated as uniquely awful for having way better versions of these things
Besides, I'd take shit like MPU over 3's dogshit maps
1’s shit abilities were still fun in a degenerate way. 2’s shit abilities and specials were incredibly unfun. Nice trade, but I’ll take the mostly bad maps , no MPU and special design over mostly bad maps(varied), MPU and shit specials
none of that matters because there's NO SQUID JUMP
INSTANT 0/10, SPLATOON 1 NUMBER 1
>Octo Expansion
wow a $15 dlc needed to have proper content, especially after 2 had the worst single in series
>Clam Blitz
impossible to play outside premades so could as well not exist
>customizable hairstyles and pants
could as well be introduced in 3
>dualies and brellas
dualies should have never existed and brellas are trash
murder nogami
>all-new specials and 5 new subweapons
beyond cancerous or outright useless
seekers died for this
>shorter rotation system
no one cares
>better ranking system
2 has the worst ranking system in series
>Shifty Stations
only the cannon one was good
>Squid Beatz 2
only subhumans like rhythm trash
>a better update schedule
wow not having all the weapons for like a year is surely better because you are getting your dopamine hits every 2 weeks
>wasn't full of death corridor maps
pure revisionism lmao
>But I guess none of that counts because of Ink Armor or something
yes have a nice day 2chud
didn't ask.
>>Clam Blitz
Invalides everything else.
I almost cried when they announced it'd be coming back in 3 and would once again get in the the way of any other game mode being played.
Lol the anti-2 schizo is here again.
SZ open room 2/4
im gonna play as the girl in the dlc
Same
I'd normally use the guy but he looks entirely too gay here
Can we mod the game so that he wears the White Inky Rider or something?
?
>next year
wtf
We finally evolved from reskined octarians to reskined salmonids
Since sanitized can communicate there is no reason not to give them to us.
what does being sanitized mean? are they just brainwashed? why the green skin
More like brain bleached. Pretty much every bit of personality gets scrubbed away. Or at least that was the impression ho until this point, maybe they'll reveal the effects slowly dissipate or sonethubg.
posting this again
>wait, CAN inklings shower?
>she dies
okay I laughed
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i just thought i'd watch this again
it will never be topped in my honest opinion
they wont ever allow ocotling and inkling girts to EVER act as girly as agent 8
So is Lil' Judd finally going to make his move?
I feel like Agent 4 is the luckiest after all.
Didn't get promoted like Captain 3, both New Agent 3 & Agent 8 continue to barely avoid death or worse, while Agent 4 saved the day then quietly went back home.
So how did Pearl become a robot?
I don't think she's literally a robot just communicating through it
Cyborg Marina took Pearl's real body and put it on a high shelf.
I recognize this art style...
What's it from? Ever since pearl got turned into a robot I couldn't get this image out of my mind. seens to have some dastardly undertones
You don't want to know
I do, that's why i asked.
Subakitsu
>R-18transfurポケモン化Pokemonization状態変化change of status肥満化gaining weight膨体swollen body球体化spherificationぬいぐるみ化plushie transformation
You should see his dirty stuff
yeah i traced that image to his pixiv gallery with the other mentioned things. Just very strange, I've seen enough. I still just dont understand how fetishes like that even happen but I won't ask any more questions
It's all a video game and Pearl just got stuck in a robot avatar
The way 8 holds the dualies while hovering is cute
Can I get it with just Pearl?
Wait, when did they announce an Off The Hook Banner?
I Need It!!!!
(Also a Pearl Banner plz )
>"Why would you ever play as a Boy Inkling?"
>"This. This is why."
>penetration through clothes
HNNNNNGH
imagine joining the pool and playing SOLO
imagine not doing that
thats all i do. Ive only played with poolsclosed 3 times, i dont want to embarass myself in front of everyone.
>Dedf1sh
Holy fucking based, best music in the series.
Will 8's girlfriend be in Side Order?
>Designed to be replayable
a roguelike??
Devs said they were inspired by Returnal, so possibly
where
source?
>roguelike
roguelite
>Male Agent 3 is dating Callie.
oh my god im gonna coom, fucking hell, SHess o hot, shes spraying cum too, Oh my god, oh my god
Do not sex the Robo-Pearl.
fucking pearls body while her robot self watches
Hot
Wasn't that a Ghost in the Shell episode
>Pure white aesthetics
>Uses chips for upgrades
They realized how popular white ink is during splatfests so decided to bank on it
They even copied hanging onto the underside of a flying robot buddy with one hand directly from Automata. They're not being even slightly subtle.
post that one Pearl image, you know the one
???
So you're some random Octoling being guided by Pearl's drone to save Marina from GlaDOS?
On "Switch 2" it will actually look like this btw, very crisp
Think this guy ever ate his dicks and crows?
doomposters were eatin GOOD during the wii u era
nobody realized splatoon would take off till it did
those fags probably still post in these threads kek
I actually believe that if the original Splatoon was a launch title for the WiiU, the WiiU itself would have had more legs during its lifetime.
Eh I dunno, it probably would've sold a fee more million but I doubt it would have significantly improved its fortunes. The best co sequence of Splatoon being a launch title would have been Splatoon 2 likely not being nearly as half baked on launch.
>Designed to be replayable
aka roguelite slop instead of just an intrinsically fun experience
So it's gonna have procedurally generated levels? That's extremely disappointing.
>roguelike
Into the trash it goes, thank god I didn't preorder this shit
Is it safe to say Octolings are now more relevant than Inklings story wise?
It's over.
He should have died for real
for eel*
always have been
Ocotolings are much more interesting than inklings
Inkling are vapid and shallow by nature, their entire culture is built around chasing trends and shit. They only get away with it because they're OP ad fuck and can bullshit their way through life as a result.
Inklings are too busy having fun while Octos have to fight for relevance. really makes you feel for minorities
Octolings have more dramatic pasts with living underground, getting brainwashed into Octavio's army, being set free and allowed to come to the surface.
What did Nintendo meant by this?
DJ Octavio was right to use Octo Girls as Special Forces. Everyone would be distracted looking at that.
the devs are ass man, good on them.
Um yeah, I'll have a side order of ass, please.
Move over Marina. Theres a new Chocto in town.
shame her fans died of poison
Pearl > Marina
Yoko > Trombonopus
Inklings > Octolings
Pretty funny how Order vs. Chaos meant that the loser gets the most attention. What are the odds that you never see anything of The Splatlands in the story? Kind of sad. I liked Alterna, but they should've made it more run down and less preserved at least to fir the Chaos theme more.
>Callie and Marie are the OGs
>Pearl and Marina have the Yuri shippers on their side
How can Deep Cut even compete?
by shiver being the best
stop posting this shit artist
come on man, jtveemo has a nice way with drwaing seductive eyes, i liked when he drew a blue pussy with fishnets
JTVeemo was better when his artstyle was softer and plumper
They should have focused more on Deep Throat
by having the best music
music-wise they mog the shit out of squid sisters and OTH
nah
yes they do
Post examples to compare.
you got two examples literally the last splatfest
Maritime Memory >>> Daybreaker whatever
>Maritime Memory >>> Daybreaker whatever
garbage taste never post again
By being lovable stooges
>designed to be replayable
Just tells me its a rogue-lite.
I don't want to run any of that ability
Inksac up IS the coomer meta
Why was the Splatoon Kid's wide ass front and center the whole trailer.
They know their audience
Also Eight is a legal adult, go nuts
unf
do I have to spell it out for you
So are these gay ass baby games actually good?
Splatoon is seriously the best console shooter. No aim assist, gyro aiming works like a dream, great and intuitive mobility including vertical movement etc.
Damn that’s crazy
>verticality
God, I wish. Where are the real tall stages?
>spring 2024
>6 months minimum, maybe even up to 8
They announced it too early but i guess they wanted to cash in on the "Expansion pass"(literally two things) monetization
It'll be coming out with Fresh Season so right at the beginning of March.
Looks like Pearl's Dualies come with (or start out with) Curling Bomb and Reefslider, and the Pearlbot can throw Splat Bombs.
Will 8 get amnesia again for the dlc?
Did I understand right it has some meta color shenanigans?
Looks like everything blank white at the start including your ink, but gains colors as you progress.
The ability palleted seems to affect your ink color too. So +10 attack is pink, I'm assuming having 10 of them make your ink red, but mixing 5 with 5 blue Defense Ups will make it purple.
Trailer music is pretty bland, already didn't live up to OE.
OE was certainly a lot more flashy 80s hip hop style
whereas this one is going for a mellow ambient vibe
It sounds like hubworld music, not level music.
>Hottest vidya body of 2023 is in a children's game
What the hell
children don't play splatoon it's a "young adult" game
>2023
2024
this trailer will certainly be enough to hype up the coomers until the dlc actually drops
unf
Many such cases
Funny how they wrote back stories for random concepts.
That's how you know they care
>even the fucking concept characters have backstories
splatoon is truly soul overload
Weak thighs
2/10
Thighs aren't everything
I will make these fucking octos into takoyaki.
They literally hung on a shot of her fat octoass. Do the Jooks do this to kickstart the porn?
Squid Sisters are the peak
OtH are in second
Deep Cut are the worst
Pearl is the best idol. Splatoon 2 is the worst game.
>calling big betrayal bad
negative taste
Big Betrayal is Deep Cut's best song, but it's they're only standout good song.
She has the Splatoon 1 octoling boots.
>She has the Splatoon 1 octoling boots.
Are you blind?
The model is updated, obviously cause splatoon 1 proportions aren't 1to1 with Splatoon 3, but her boots have all the same main features as the Splatoon 1 octo boots.
>high heel
>flappy bits that curve in and meet in the middle to be laces
>knee high
>solid black leather
heck, they even both have X lacing (though not identical)
Also, Dedf1sh says she has history with Marina, they were both probably Octoling troopers that were set free by the Calamari Inkantation, much like 8 was.
shark bytes gives me the weirdest boner
So neat that they made DJ Dedf1sh an actual character.
I always wondered how if she was sanitized how was she still able to make music? I guess she kept some of her personality.
Exactly why; it wasn’t a full sanitization, just enough so she can purely focus on music and nothing else. Still lost emotions and all that, but didn’t turn into a zombie
How are they sanitized?
Her bio in 2 says that she still has vestigial aspects of her former personality.
Commander Tartar "washed" Octarians who failed his trails with his primordial ooze, 'sanitizing' them of their memories and personality to serve as obstacles in his test chambers so he could determine worthy individuals to blend up and be added to his ooze, so he could eventually spawn from it a worthy successor race to humanity, seeing the current races and unworthy inheritors of the planet. He supposedly sanitized other races too, but we only see sanitized Octarians because >new enemies
Man, Tartar was one mean piece of work wasn't it? Funny how a telephone is more threatening than the supposed BBEG bear
I like that her actual name “Acht” is German for Eight!
I just realize that sounds like "Oct"
not at all in german
nevermind then
could she be an octo
octolings aren't real dumbass, they were made up by the government to give excuses to make weapons for turf wars
The Smartest Bamboozeler 14 User.
I believe you, I mean have you seen the people they're trying to pass off as octolings, like okay dawg those are just inklings with special haircuts, you cannot fool me
>agent eight
>Eight the musician
what did they mean by this?
Octolings are obsessed with the number 8.
I love the aesthetic of this. Instead of going the traditional way of depicting a bunch of ruins for an apocalyptic landscape, they got inspiration from ocean pollution (bleached corals, plastic waste, oil spills, dead fish) to create a scenario that looks dystopic and original at the same time. Also, the overuse of white in the buildings reminds me of the trend the super rich have of making all building interiors white and sterile like pic related.
I NEED A PEARL-BOT!!!
>already has rule34
WHERE?
salmon lobby 2/4
still open? i'm up for a king or two
Why have both splatoon DLC campaigns been valve esque
What are the chances that this DLC allows us to make our characters Sanitized Octolings/Inklings ?
bump
why would it do that
Beethoven > any Splatoon idol group
yeah they should put inklish over beethoven and put it in the game
Shoo, back to your grave now.
Yo this bro listens to music that isn't from splatoon
Inkhoven (Squidhoven?) would be pretty cool
imagine splatoon musicians all doing covers of human songs
Send help I unironically have these on playlists I listen to all the time
Pokemon was right all along
Is there a render of the Octoling without the background?
Will she finally get the porn she deserves?
no all the porn will be taken by Pearl
>inb4 splatooween 2023 isn't real
It's not
It never will be.
At most it'll just be a candy themed Splatfest.
They're not making Halloween versions of two hubs.
They might have a a sort of Halloween themed Splatfest in October with the choices, but don't expect the items to return or they would've at the start of the season and don't expect there to be the Halloween decorations or anything around Halloween itself.
foamstar sisters, Get ready for the open beta
seems like the open beta will be ps5 only... I am not interested anymore...
I have a ps5 but I lost interest when they said no gyro
>No gyro
What's the point
Why does gyro scare the average gaymer
Specially for something like Splatoon where the gameplay is fast and you need to be able to look around quicker even moreso in Foamstars where you build the terrain up.
I was 100% gonna try it until I realized it's a soistation exclusive which I don't have.
omg f0amstars *holds up spork*
the e-boi is cute but the game is visual mess and the fact they just completely copied splatoon's specials doesn't inspire much hope, also if it's not free to play it completely kills any interest from me because I'm not shelling out the fucking ridiculous price for psplus on top of the price of the game itself when it'd be the only thing I play
wait its gonna cost money? Yea brah, Not bothering with this game lol
I don't know if does I'm just saying IF it does I'll have completely lost interest
foamstars just highlights by contrast how good and unique the visual design of splatoon is
Squids are cute
You spelt octopus wrong.
>Do my sz x battle placements
>Lose a couple, put around low 1900
>This is somehow top 3000
Is this truly the current state of the western server
>dedf1sh plays a song in the final battle to help
>it's a remix of this
I came back from my half-week mourning to see that Pearl's a robit, Dedf1sh is alive and that 8 is in a roguelike
Also fish zombies.
Have I missed anything else?
go back to mourning, frye is dead
Big Man declared a Jihad.
>roguelike
roguelite
Shut up
how about YOU shut up gay
no matter how much you will cope roguelites won't be roguelikes and men won't be women
I could go for some wild berry right now.
Is it like the game Rogue?
If 'yes', it's a roguelike.
If 'no', it might be a roguelite.
It's really simple.
NTA but what I wanna know is how many rogueLIKEs are there?
ask /rlg/
Tons, both ASCII and graphical. It was a pretty popular genre of RPGs in the '80s and '90s in particular. Not many commercial games, though.
>Finally realize that Salmon Run is the best gameplay possible
>Make an entire rougelike DLC building on its horde mode gameplay
Now all we need is them to dump all the shitty pvp next installment
Salmon Run is utter shit.
(You) are utter shit.
Foamstars
I'm done with this fucking kids game
I want to play Splatoon for adults!
ggs salmon bros
gg anons
Yoko will be the next character that shows up right?
Probably, she's easy to turn into an in-game model
Her background information reads like some special donut steel OC. So probably.
>ability to change colors and that's it
>they make a point that it doesn't have a use
>"durr oc"
>they make a point that it doesn't have a use
Why specifically make a point if it's useless? Something is fishy here
>Yoko in Splatoon 4
>Deep Cut forgotten by Nintendo
:^)
whats the difference between a rogue like and a rouge lite
roguelike is a specific type of games roguelite is any run based slop with rng
roguelite has permanent upgrades so it becomes easier over time.
Roguelike had a similar connotation to "Doom clones" i.e. games like Rogue, before indies co-opted the term after Binding of Isaac. Roguelite is a term used to try and differentiate between actual Roguelikes and games that use perma-death as a central mechanic.
>people still pretend it's weird to be turned on by Inklings/Octolings
lmao
That mentality should have been buried in the mud as early as when Marina's design was revealed.
The American commercial for the first game on Wii U had the "you're a squid now, you're a kid now" shit and people instantly decided to make that the canon when every single female character in Splatoon has birthing hips and a proportionally fat ass.
The direct was cool but State of Play had foamstars open beta
How did they get away with having fat Octoling ass in a kids game.
stupid bitch, don't eat the bleached coral
>I want to play Splatoon for adults!
You're in luck.
Meant for
>navel visible but not puss (or nips)
hmm
help, i got hard
am I a e-boicon now
Nope just an octofucker
Yes. GO TO JAIL
She's in her 20's.
source? for my sanity and guilty boner
WHO CARES MAN, its all fucking digits on a screen, whatever.
The playable characters all start at 14, and age in real time. Octo Expansion was released June 2018, so 8 would be 14 in 2018 and at least 19 in 2023, five years later.
For reference the Squid Sisters were 17 in Splatoon 1, so they were 19 in Splatoon 2, and 24 in Splatoon 3.
Marina is 18 in Splatoon 2, and 23 in Splatoon 3. Pearl is 21 in Splatoon 2, and 26 in Splatoon 3.
>Pearl is now officially cake
Fug
Pearl doesn't have much time left to have a child. In order to save her from that someone needs to knock her up.
weren't playable octolings in 2 said to be a bit older than the inklings?
Considering 8 faced Captain 3 in the events of 1 it's safe to assume they were at least16 during the events of Octo Expansion.
More mature
What's the M1 Garand of Splatoon?
Splattershot
There's a couple semi-autos and the whats-its-name champagne bottle that's supposed to be used like a semi-auto.
in terms of reliability, v splattershot
in terms of looks or functionality/range, either pencil or bamboo
just made a female inkling oh my god shes so cute
I think I may have caught lightning in a bottle with that one screenshot of myself. None of the pics I've taken since then have captured the same energy.
*Pets*.
Is Marina the new playable character?
It's 8 again.
No it's 8 and anyone with a brain knew that from the first teaser
Never played the Octo's expansion.
You didn't have to. Just look at Marina.
I've only seen her from behind. I don't know who Agent 8 is.
Agent 8 is a former Octoling soldier who worked for DJ Octavio. The Squid Sisters' Calamari Inkantation in Splatoon 1 freed a ton of those soldiers from their brainwashing, including Marina and 8. Marina ventured topside to Inkopolis, while 8 remained below with the Octarian army. Eventually, 8 fought a battle against Agent 3, and both fell deep underground, to the Deepsea Metro. 8 lost their memories, and had to recover them through the metroline's test chambers while seeking a way to return to the surface. Along the way 8 fought against 3 again, stopped a conspiracy to assimilate the world, and won their freedom, welcomed into Inkopolis. Pearl and Marina are 8's personal friends.
Neat. That's a cute story.
it could've been a new 8 like new 3
NO
No, it's Agent 8 again.
Yes, they de-aged Marina into a e-boi
WTF, I like Marina now!?
Best girl gets 2, count them, 2 DLCs.
How fucking retarded are you?
Yes they showed gameplay of her too
Didn't pay attention. Single player content is zzz...
anyone got a link to that splatoon coomer maid game
I hope Agent 4 just decided to stay home and play Video Games instead of getting wrapped up in all this.
He is currently inside a Gachapon capsule playing Squidjump on his phone
Agent 4 is the kind of person that can't say no when asked for help. Got roped into doing allot of work for afterschool clubs, and then into rescuing Callie by Marie. Probably stuck doing something for whatever college they went to.
>Agent 4
literally who?
>multiple silver X rank players on the enemy team every game
This game is fucking shit. I'm nowhere near a top 500 player. Why the fuck does the matchmaking think this is okay?
Thank you, Nintendo. Very cool.
has there been any updates for the card game at all? that mode was amazing
Aside from adding multiplayer and new cards, no
That mode was a waste of development time.
Nah
goodnight Ganker
It's not even 5pm, but goodnight anon.
Good night, cutie. Sleep well.
it's nearly 7am but goodnight anon
imagine
I want an open world splatoon rhythm game where you just travel around the city meeting different bands
You will get another campaign about saving the world from an evil from deep underground and you will like it, mister
alright who wanna play turf war
Why is pearl so angry
I really need to grind series.
room now
Anon said he needed to do series though
>Why is pearl so angry
she did not take it well
God do I love the wringer
holy shit is it really that good?
On paper it’s worse than vanilla slosh, but it’s got range and hits hard, you can zone opponents well with it
nerf soon anon, enjoy while you can
Slower art day today. Slower than I'd expected.
>Maintenace soon
It's over.
in 58 minutes, I will have a pearl and marina banner
This is the entire patch.
That's a very specific Trizooka fix
You know, you could inform if the gun is going to be louder or quieter, Nintendo.
Hopefully the Heavy edit won't sound like a dentist's water pressure blaster anymore. It was painful.
>still unnerfed
DO IT NOW NINTENDO
what rank are you, B+?
The weapons first manifesting from wireframes of light in the DLC is incredibly sexy. I fucking love that shit.
anyone else reminded of tartar by these faces?
Pretty sure they're reusing old concept art for tartar in the dlc. I saw meatgrinders in there somewhere.
there is literally no way the villain isn't tartar
the "eyes" seem to be in the same positions as the symbol on dedf1sh's cap.
They're the toasters from splat2 and octo!
make a room before the maintenance starts
No, fuck you!
Wow. Dude. There's no need to be rude to other people, sticks and stones may break your bones but words may never hurt you.
moron I'M ABOUT TO BREAK YOUR BONES WITH THIS STICK OOK OOK
D:
Wow wow wow calm down you two. Shake hands and make up. Don't make me smash both your heads together like the Hulk.
Jump in my turf war lopbby/ oi, im going to lay down after this turf war
why is DEENS room so fucking bad at turf war?
>playing with blacklisted people
didn't know he was in the Ganker's official blacklist, thanks anon
>one shcizo posting regular names
>the "official" blacklist
>never on the blacklist
It's over for me. Nobody likes me.
t. blacklisted
If only
>he plays with everyone
I don't believe you
>he plays solo
I'll play with just about anyone if there's a room up really.
I doubt you will play with fangfox
I'm bad luck, I wish to share it with everyone.
the entire pool is blacklisted at this point
Not me
BLACKLISTED
YAY
don't you literally start octo expansion selecting your naked octo out of a Rei cloning vat?
yes
>1 splat
>#1 Enemy Splatter
So if the pattern holds we're due to get a new Brella and Dualies next season, what kind of bullshit do you expect
>brella
200 hp shield, immediately launches off, undercover damage and range with tent firerate
>dualies
literally just grizzco dualies lmao
murder nogami
Sorry to burst your bubble, but server maintenance is about to begin. you won't be able to start new online battles until it's done. Back to Splatsville for now!
Thank god I was getting my ass handed to me in series.
Fine by me. I went 0-3 in an X rank series earlier today so I already got off. F-Zero 99 is better anyways.
i only duo with one other pool member
New thread
Not gay
gay
Based
Cringe
>two new totally not general threads
realistically how long until jannies intervene
After my recent failures at Marooner's Bay, I should probably be on a blacklist.
You've been on the blacklist since the beginning, Fang.
so whos on the blacklist?
this guy
need octo booty
is that a boy or a girl?
Look at the eyes
Did we get a release date?
release window, spring 2024, likely the season after next
They're targeting a spring release.
Fresh Season 2024