>unfitting kit
You're the Easter bunny. Sneak deep into enemy territory and hide beacons there. Ambush and kill everything on the way. >waaaah but nobody uses my beacons
Use them yourself, teleport all over the map and undo enemy progress. It's fun.
I’d rather have the threads die than hear your schizophrenic again. You are genuinely incoherent and shit up the thread with the force of 100 st/ink/ers. You’re the worst poster here by far
i always check my email, So i tend to send VERY important reminders to myself via email. Therfore one of the first things i see when i get back home Will be This squid. And i will save this squid.
Splatoon music peaked at the beginning. Squid Squad and ABXY were great.
Two's music was good, but Three's music is better.
1 > 3 > 2 which is to be expected for this series at this point
Idiot idiot iDiot idiot IDiot idiot idito idiot idito I KNOW SHES AN OCTOLOING BUT I WILL ALWAYS CONSIDER THEM TO BE IN THE SAME CATEGORY. THEY LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH;/ OKAY:>?
I immediately assumed Frye was an octoling when I first saw her because I saw she had sharp corners in the outer bottom parts of her eyes. It took a bit for me to notice she had a full domino mask.
>Is that why they don't notice she is missing the triangles that show an octo is female?
its called makeup retard you might as well say they don't realize she's missing the eye masks that show they are cephs
what? Who said Shiver was a squid? Are you a retarded? i Just attached shiver because shes a cute octoling. I was asking For People to post Squids. The caption didnt read "post squids, here i'll start" It says "Post Squids" Fucker./ do not insult me.
They are. Marrying 15 years old girls has been the norm of humanity for millennia. These modern times are the odd ones.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hebes and pedos aren't exactly the same imo.
15 is age of consent in many places
but nowhere is a toddler consenting you know what I mean? To say "pedophiles are sensible" is just outright wrong. Many of them are literal human scum.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well, I accept that from 13 and lower girls are still too immature to be breed. 14 and onward is fine. 16 is when they are at their prime and should be taken.
My mother married a schizophrenic at 15.
My mother married a sociopath at 16 😀 let's be friends.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah so that makes you a hebephile. Aka you like girls that have at least hit puberty but are still in their teens.
An actual pedo would be grooming 8 year olds and shit, sometimes younger, give or take a few years.
Btw when are they going to nerf aerospray?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nerf Blasters instead.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>My mother married a sociopath at 16 😀 let's be friends.
😀 do you also fall for damaged women
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I love crazy women!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Have a crazy gf for long enough and you won't love them anymore.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
They make me so sad but I always wind up with them. Life is tragic.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
eventually it will get so bad one of them will make you have a nice day or she'll try to destroy your life. both nearly happened to me last time. Please have some standards when finding a partner and avoid obvious red flags. It's tough. For people like us maybe it's better to not be in relationships at all, at least maybe take a long break. For me it was a wake up call, but I can't risk another batshit crazy gf. I'm done with that. My next gf will go through some serious hazing to make sure she's not trash, if that ever happens. But I'm content with just no gf at this point, it's better this way.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I just think it’s so sad that you can get touched in the wrong part of your body as a kid by somebody you’re supposed to trust and it fucks you up for life. I suppose the splatoon thread isn’t the place for this so I’ll leave it at that
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah enough blogposting as it is
tl;dr is crazy women aren't worth it. have some self respect.
Ceph gfs seem like they'd be kinda crazy.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sex would be great I'd assume though.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
that's what they always say >bro the sex was so good >okay so why did you break up >she was insane dude
not relationship material.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
My woomy has a good head on her shoulders she works hard at grizz co everyday
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You got a keeper.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>odd ones
people now don't live for 40-50 years nor require 10 children to survive
spoiled zoomers like you become adults at maybe 30 if at all
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Do you get your history from Hollywood?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Maybe hes being a little dramatic but I get where hes coming from. Seeing that stuff in movies or hearing people talk about bad trips used to make me nautious.
>filename
The fact S3 had an advertising point be “We AREN’T going to cut main weapons to add in later as ‘new conten’” speaks volumes about the state of this series
And you fags still lap it up anyway
Do you think there's a way nintendo can rein back the forehead to be more like your pic without people noticing? like with every update slowly make it smaller and smaller?
people would definitely notice I mean there's always autists who datamine everything the second an update releases but it would be funny so they should do it anyway
Pearl was given an even bigger crown that obscures her forehead in her redesign for the DLC.
Maybe with Frye they'll just put a paper bag on her head wherever she appears next
original are the classics and always an excellent choice
sanitized are cute zombies and I'm 100% into that shit
but I'll be honest guys, I just don't get the appeal of the hairy tentacles
Ive had it happen before but I didnt take it personally because i can understand anons might not want other anons clogging up their friends list, especially if they’re gonna bitch and moan about it
Which came first on Switch?
Splatoon 2 came out just two years after Splatoon 1 and was launch window for the Switch on a brand new console.
Animal crossing came out in 2020, and Splatoon 3 came out just two years later.
The Splatoon team can and will pump out Splatoon games on a two year timeframe, faster than they can AC games. Splatoon is like call of duty in Japan, it will come before AC. AC will come soon after I imagine, but they’re not going to skip what is one of Nintendo’s largest and fastest growing IP’s now. Splatoon 3 broke sales records in Japan. Imagine how much 4 will do on a new console.
Splat 3 has a year of support left.
However, there’s a high chance they’re going to pump out a new splatoon game by 2025 if I had to guess for the new system. It wont be a launch title but I think it will be launch year.
Explained it a billion times before but a new Splatoon is easier to make than a new animal crossing. Splatoon can be rushed out much faster in an incomplete and messy state with the promise that content gets added regularly and it will print crazy money. Animal crossing is expected to be a more complete game at release and seems to take a decent amount of dev time between games.
Splat 3 also isnt going to get a deluxe version or significantly more content after its support is over because Splatoon is a live events focused game. Its about the seasonal catalogue now which mimics a battle pass, as well new splatfests and other events. It’s not the kind of series that gets deluxe ports or extended support beyond the initial window. They WILL want to cash in on a Splatoon for launch window because it will sell a fuck ton. I have a feeling development has already gotten started, the early planning stages at the very least while they wrap up the DLC (which DLC teams are generally always skeleton crews to begin with as they require far less resources)
>Animal crossing is expected to be a more complete game at release and seems to take a decent amount of dev time between games.
it wasnt the case this time
Listen, you pump out Splatoon 4 early, in an empty state, and then it carries that early launch window. Then they can immediately jump over to AC.
It's more important to have a game like Splatoon at launch than it is Animal Crossing, which did experiment with that dripfeed model but botched it pretty badly.
You guys are seriously underestimating just how popular Splatoon is. They are going to want get one out as soon as possible. We know they can pump them out in two years time, because that was the development window for both 2 and 3. Animal Crossing games aren't exactly built on fomo and are made to be played at your own pace. Splatoon is not that type of model. It's a live-service game that leans much heavier into being empty at release and having updates added over time. Even Animal Crossing New Horizon's base game was a more complete, full game than any Splatoon game has ever been at launch where it has hardly any gear, weapons, stages, or features.
>They WILL want to cash in on a Splatoon for launch window because it will sell a fuck ton.
which is why side order got delayed to switch 2 launch
expect it to run at single digit fps on basic switch on purpose so everyone has to buy the console and splat 3 enhanced version
Suicide runs by the look of it. These suicide runners are becoming more deranged by the day, deranking themselves further than we thought was even possible
ATTENTION - IT'S HAPPENING
Ganker vs /vg/ official tourney is going down on Oct 7, 3:30 EST.
QRD >Best out of three in five modes: Turf Wars, Splat Zones, Tower Control, Rainmaker, and Clam Blitz >Multiple people have signed up on both sides already, but the spots aren't full. Teams are being split up based on which mode(s) you want to play. Basically we have no limit to players so long as it doesn't exceed 24+ (We're only at 8 confirmed now, /vg/ as at least 15 as of this post) >Fill out the form if you want to participate. If you filled out an old form we've reupdated this one, fill it out and there's a link to a tourney chat where we can get you slotted in in whatever mode you want to play
Oh and we will be doing near daily open rooms for the next few weeks. If you want to practice or are curious just join in with us if you see an open room
>shitter who needs a weapon class which requires zero aim calling anyone a shitter
Vanilla slosher is actually harder to aim than most shooters I've found. Trislosh takes hardly any aim you're right, but in a shitter's hands it's not going to be played effectively anyhow
>Why is shiver team squid?
probably because it would be strange if shiver and frye picked their own species but big man didn't, basically making so they all pick a species which isn't their own
i'd say it's greater than the sum of its parts, it's four weapons that i generally don't like using but for whatever reason they're working well together
Attention, denizens of Ganker Splatoon. I love this little octopus girl with all my heart. That's it, I didn't really have much else to announce. Carry on.
>these splatfest choices >no Jody >no Phoenix >no The Motherfucking Skull >no based Octoman
What a boring set.
What was the point of this? He switched to 3D to accommodate the AI chat bot but then cancelled the plans for the AI. So now it's just one of his usual games but it looks much worse. I've bought all of his stuff before but this isn't even worth pirating.
He said in that update today that he wasn't using the AI anymore because it couldn't accurately replicate the octoling's personality so he's just using pre-made text for it.
Well it's still AI but it's the worst kind of implementation he could have done. The update said "I decided to achieve my goal by generating target lines (including facial expressions, in-game ability value changes, and flag changes) by AI and supervising them manually."
So it's still AI generated but it's not like it can actually react to what you input because all of the text is in the files from the start.
>search my name in archives >finally made a few blacklists >reasons given: laggy connection
Yeah that’s fair, I’m a semi rural fucker. We’re in the process of getting fibre in the neighborhood soon, hopefully they get in done sooner than later.
I was namedropped a few times by shitposters for uh hosting rooms and playing the game, or something. they are really retarded and you shouldnt take them seriously
>play some SR >almost literally all drink ticket rewards >get to Coho >spend the entire round trying to keep retards alive, literally do almost zero damage to Coho
It's not my day lads
Take your meds. I haven't seen more than one person beyond a link to a /vg/ post (that got zero replies). As mentioned above, just join the chat if you're that curious
because people are obviously asking for it to shitpost about them and that would not be a nice thing to do. if people want to find out, they should do it themselves instead of making it someone else's problem.
How are we supposed to root for you guys if we don't even know who you are? This is being streamed right? All of your names will be there. I really don't see why you're being so defensive about this. Just post the roster already.
because when we're all making pushes theyre in the corner of the map farming their useless ass special so they can pop it when we're all already dead or retreating
I don't read the posts about it I just see it so as far as being secret goes its pretty out in the open
I just want to kill cohozuna and have fun with my horror-bros
>on why that said person left,is somewhere on /vg/ It was the drug conversation. I have some personal problems with that stuff due to childhood abuse. I couldn't participate on that team anymore. Good luck in the tourney though.
Aw fuck man I feel bad about it. I wasn't completely serious either.
Don't worry about it, guys. It's definitely a me issue, it's not like either of you did anything wrong. And I don't wanna have you guys walking on eggshells because a topic gets to me. I definitely took it more seriously than I should have.
It's okay man. I just was really looking forward to playing with you, we all are. So if you change your mind the door's open, but if not no big deal either. Don't sweat it
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't want to blogpost any more than I have so I'll leave it at we're cool and I probably overreacted. I'll search through the archives to find the chat room link again later.
Man that stinger fucked us, and we were making good progress too
Also very big thanks to the anon who covered me running eggs during the cannon wave, you know who you are
I still haven’t figured out who octodaughter is because I don’t care enough to pore over hundreds of posts tracking mannerisms and extrapolating their identity from their match chatter.
Nice reading comprehension dumbfuck. I can’t identify anyone from their posts and I don’t try to because who gives a shit? Play the game, talk about the game, unless you’re inting or a god I’m not gonna remember you and we’re all interchangeable.
Noticing I feel so out of place with my non-shiver banner. Also i’ll take the loss tbh, should be getting ready for work so this just means we get another choho fight sooner
Good lord, I had to report 3 separate furry posts. Cleaning up the game is an endless task.
Fair enough, I had a good time. Personally, I like all the weapons except goo tuber. Fuck goo tuber. And thank you for giving em a SO veemo I didn't have.
We are cutting it way too close there, but at least we beat fatty unlike last time. I'm up for one last boss. You really couldn't have used that wavebreaker earlier on grillers, man?
Big Run should have actual consequences and if players fail to repel them during the event the stage its own should be disable until the next Big Run where players have the chance to retake it.
>instead of last spaltfest last big run happens >at the end of it mid match the helicopter vanishes >ominous music plays >lil jud flies in >the helicopter is turned into a combat helicopter >everything is blown up by splatling fire and tenta missiles >will you get your revenge? see in splatoon 4: salmon warfare
>headlight lamp lets octo ponytail through
Easily superior to headlight helmet.
>inserting a Serious Sam boss fight into Splatoon
Intriguing.
original are the classics and always an excellent choice
sanitized are cute zombies and I'm 100% into that shit
but I'll be honest guys, I just don't get the appeal of the hairy tentacles
>"ST/ink/ERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this pool before. There could be ST/ink/ERS anywhere." The warm ink felt good against his chest. "I HATE ST/ink/ERS" he thought. "Seep and Destroy" reverberated the entire lobby, making it pulsave even as the 150@ Tacticooler circulated through his powerful thick floppers and washed away his (merited) fear of /vg/ attentionwhores. "With a reefslider, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
I only pick Big Man. A majority of this board will pick Shiver because they only pick her. Frye will forever be a meme
>I like cock
>A majority of this board likes sexy women because they're straight.
>Nonsexy women will forever be a meme
>simping for a cartoon squid
ngmi
>because they're straight
You made this thread too early i t will die. It will die
Of this three the Doc has the best F-ZERO GX theme so him.
I like Pico's best
For me it's the Octobrush Noveau
>completely unfitting kit
no thanks
>unfitting kit
You're the Easter bunny. Sneak deep into enemy territory and hide beacons there. Ambush and kill everything on the way.
>waaaah but nobody uses my beacons
Use them yourself, teleport all over the map and undo enemy progress. It's fun.
>hide beacons there
this literally doesn't work with anyone who has functioning brain
Who the fuck are these?
Team shiver btw so not like it matters
has the salmon runner clique left? the last thread was awful
salmon run clique is still there, salmon running
it's shitters from st/ink/ doing the shitting and (You) are the one responsible for it
I barely posted last thread and I wasnt the one making the last thread a chatroom. you are one of them, arent you?
you welcomed st/ink/ trannies in the pool and posting here so get what you deserve
I’d rather have the threads die than hear your schizophrenic again. You are genuinely incoherent and shit up the thread with the force of 100 st/ink/ers. You’re the worst poster here by far
cope harder
wtf is this forced drama, what "clique"?? 90% of the thread are people who just play salmon run.
>pretending he doesn't know those specific people
it’s one schizo trying to “gatekeep” the thread but is too pussy to actually play with anyone in the pool
very hatefuckable
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>veemo gf gets a job at grizzco to help ends meet
>She's not coming home until midnight or later, saying she keeps falling behind at work
>I already have a job at Grizzco
>I get home later than she does
>soon enough we end up working the same long shifts
truly the peak of life in splatsville
She knows exactly what she's doing when she camps the shore
veemo in pink, thank you for losing us in wave 1 so I can get cohozuna faster
sometimes i really feel like buying a pink suit just to join your lobbies
First time playing the game and wow these controls are gonna take some getting used to
that's what singleplayer was always for
use gyro immediately and as your playtime increases also increase the sensitivity
do you mean gyro? then yeah, it's expected but ultimately worth it
also try different sensitivities
Leave gyro on and fine tune the gyro+stick sensitivities every once in a while until you finally find settings that work for you.
>stick sensitivities
everything not max is a mistake
stick with it, it's the closest a controller can get to KB&M levels of accuracy
Eh auto aim does a better job
>auto aim
gay
which game Do you Squiggas think has the best Music???
Doc is cool but I've never been that good driving his machine in the couple games I've played. I like brawling, so Pico it is.
Splatoon 1, I guess? Or are you talking about F-Zero?
cute squid,,, i will Email this to myself so i Can download it and save it in my Folders... When I get home...
Weird way to do that. You know the thread could be up by the time you get home? I doubt it'd be knocked out of the archives at least.
i always check my email, So i tend to send VERY important reminders to myself via email. Therfore one of the first things i see when i get back home Will be This squid. And i will save this squid.
Cute anon with cute practises
im a fat bastard. a Large Fat bastard, you wouldnt want to call me cute. But its all cool... Thanks for the pics!
splatoon 3. this song is awesome https://youtu.be/ggbUoJ_3JpU?si=Kb3jj-AiIlEnUdLr
Splatoon music peaked at the beginning. Squid Squad and ABXY were great.
Two's music was good, but Three's music is better.
1 > 3 > 2 which is to be expected for this series at this point
post squids
You posted an Octo though.
You first? Although I guess Shiver is an honorary squid.
squidiot
Do shiver fans not even realize she's an octoling?
Is that why they don't notice she is missing the triangles that show an octo is female?
Idiot idiot iDiot idiot IDiot idiot idito idiot idito I KNOW SHES AN OCTOLOING BUT I WILL ALWAYS CONSIDER THEM TO BE IN THE SAME CATEGORY. THEY LOOK CLOSE ENOUGH;/ OKAY:>?
I immediately assumed Frye was an octoling when I first saw her because I saw she had sharp corners in the outer bottom parts of her eyes. It took a bit for me to notice she had a full domino mask.
Vampire squids are TECHICALLY in the order Octopoda, if we want to get pedantic about it.
Partial retraction: They're in an order all of their own that is adjacent to the order Octopoda, but still aren't true squids.
It's pretty fucking gay that they're removing squids from the idol business. It should be the other way around.
Just means less molested squids
cute
>Is that why they don't notice she is missing the triangles that show an octo is female?
its called makeup retard you might as well say they don't realize she's missing the eye masks that show they are cephs
Squids aren't the most observant of creatures.
you are expecting intelligence from Shiver simps
smartest shiverfag
what? Who said Shiver was a squid? Are you a retarded? i Just attached shiver because shes a cute octoling. I was asking For People to post Squids. The caption didnt read "post squids, here i'll start" It says "Post Squids" Fucker./ do not insult me.
>getting splatted for the picture
why are squids like this?
It's not like they're allergic to water, they just can't swim. I'm sure they can take showers, bathe and stand in the rain without exploding. right?
>he doesn't remember the roller coaster vs water slides fest
you mean sensible choice vs pedophiles (pedos won)
But pedophiles are sensible people. I would marry this 15 years old Octo in a heartbeat and I would never let her go.
>But pedophiles are sensible people
They are. Marrying 15 years old girls has been the norm of humanity for millennia. These modern times are the odd ones.
Hebes and pedos aren't exactly the same imo.
15 is age of consent in many places
but nowhere is a toddler consenting you know what I mean? To say "pedophiles are sensible" is just outright wrong. Many of them are literal human scum.
Well, I accept that from 13 and lower girls are still too immature to be breed. 14 and onward is fine. 16 is when they are at their prime and should be taken.
My mother married a sociopath at 16 😀 let's be friends.
Yeah so that makes you a hebephile. Aka you like girls that have at least hit puberty but are still in their teens.
An actual pedo would be grooming 8 year olds and shit, sometimes younger, give or take a few years.
Btw when are they going to nerf aerospray?
Nerf Blasters instead.
>My mother married a sociopath at 16 😀 let's be friends.
😀 do you also fall for damaged women
I love crazy women!
Have a crazy gf for long enough and you won't love them anymore.
They make me so sad but I always wind up with them. Life is tragic.
eventually it will get so bad one of them will make you have a nice day or she'll try to destroy your life. both nearly happened to me last time. Please have some standards when finding a partner and avoid obvious red flags. It's tough. For people like us maybe it's better to not be in relationships at all, at least maybe take a long break. For me it was a wake up call, but I can't risk another batshit crazy gf. I'm done with that. My next gf will go through some serious hazing to make sure she's not trash, if that ever happens. But I'm content with just no gf at this point, it's better this way.
I just think it’s so sad that you can get touched in the wrong part of your body as a kid by somebody you’re supposed to trust and it fucks you up for life. I suppose the splatoon thread isn’t the place for this so I’ll leave it at that
yeah enough blogposting as it is
tl;dr is crazy women aren't worth it. have some self respect.
Ceph gfs seem like they'd be kinda crazy.
Sex would be great I'd assume though.
that's what they always say
>bro the sex was so good
>okay so why did you break up
>she was insane dude
not relationship material.
My woomy has a good head on her shoulders she works hard at grizz co everyday
You got a keeper.
>odd ones
people now don't live for 40-50 years nor require 10 children to survive
spoiled zoomers like you become adults at maybe 30 if at all
Do you get your history from Hollywood?
Maybe hes being a little dramatic but I get where hes coming from. Seeing that stuff in movies or hearing people talk about bad trips used to make me nautious.
My mother married a schizophrenic at 15.
What a cute little squid lass.
>lass
Anon, I....
Everyone who has that tentacle style is a lass. I checked.
Only female 'lings can have small eyebrows anon!
>aerogay is a chud
figures
>filename
The fact S3 had an advertising point be “We AREN’T going to cut main weapons to add in later as ‘new conten’” speaks volumes about the state of this series
And you fags still lap it up anyway
I am Octavio
Fucking hate everything related to splatoon. piece of s hit game
Lost a couple of Turf Wars too many, squirt?
Keep losing Too mcuh. im sitting in the dark, Fucking Grim morning im having.
Open a window, take a break
once you go on a losing streak and become tilted like that just do something else for a little while
no i deserve this. Im a fucking loser and i deserve everything i get. i will just keep playing until i win, Then i will move on with my lfie.
Dr. Stewart is the true player 2
Samurai Goroh is the best Rival
Pico is the best antihero/villain
Frye is s o ugly
it’s kinda crazy how she is hands down the worst idol in the series
I would spit on her forehead and call her ugly. FUck that Bitch, id beat and punch her up. i wouldnt even fuck her. Ewwwwwwwwwww
Her and Bigman both are the worst and second worst.
At this point I'm convinced Frye is some sort of Japanese government funded sociological experiment.
Frye makes me hard, that is all.
U think if Frye was real. do you think she would go out in the streets and shit like anindian. I'd expect that ANIMAL to do something THAT vile.
why are you posting such CUTE pictures of frye if you dislike her?
are you perhaps infatuated with her?
im a Deranged Freak.
Fuck Frye.
i'm still not convinced that I should hate her, could you perhaps share more pictures
I really dislike Frye.
It's starting to work.. just a bit more.
Do you think there's a way nintendo can rein back the forehead to be more like your pic without people noticing? like with every update slowly make it smaller and smaller?
Unlikely at this point since the amiibos are already printed.
I fully expect Splat 4's design doc to have "NO FOREHEADS" written on it in bold though.
>the cunt responsible for pearl and frye says fuck you and ALL idols get 10head
people would definitely notice I mean there's always autists who datamine everything the second an update releases but it would be funny so they should do it anyway
Pearl was given an even bigger crown that obscures her forehead in her redesign for the DLC.
Maybe with Frye they'll just put a paper bag on her head wherever she appears next
I would.
It's over
Here's your splatfest bro
>not choosing the gyaru Octozons
if you dont pick left what are you even doing
picking the superior choice which is right
Shiver once again being the best choice.
goro because I play the fire stingray
the OG but I was momentarily tempted by the santised one
original are the classics and always an excellent choice
sanitized are cute zombies and I'm 100% into that shit
but I'll be honest guys, I just don't get the appeal of the hairy tentacles
>They still haven't fixed the bucket animations in 3
shamefur
yeah the buckets should have no animation because buckets need a complete removal along with blasters and aerogay
Holy shitter alert
>shitter who needs a weapon class which requires zero aim calling anyone a shitter
The win animations in 3 are generally garbage.
I like fzero bu literally none of the characters even come close to captain falcon. theyre so fuckin ugly
That's precisely why you can't vote for him. He'd win automatically.
for me, its james mccloud
>add poolfriend
>friend request rejected
You posted this last thread
i'm still mad
Ive had it happen before but I didnt take it personally because i can understand anons might not want other anons clogging up their friends list, especially if they’re gonna bitch and moan about it
Fresh!
How can you even add people from pools? There's almost zero information given.
People you've played with tab on the switch
and? they know how to play, that's all I need.
>Diives
Sorry, I'm not aware of your meme artist and narratives surrounding them. I'm just posting stuff.
awful meme artist. go back to /trash/ you gooner gay porn addict
Is is too late to buy Splatoon 3? Is Splatoon 4 around the corner?
It's got a year left of support. Not sold on 4 being around the corner
>Only gonna get like half a year to enjoy Splatfest concerts from Off the Hook
Splatoon 4 is going to be on the Switch 2. Don't expect it until 2025.
The development team behind Splatoon is the same one responsible for Animal Crossing, Splatoon 4 won't be coming out for some time.
Which came first on Switch?
Splatoon 2 came out just two years after Splatoon 1 and was launch window for the Switch on a brand new console.
Animal crossing came out in 2020, and Splatoon 3 came out just two years later.
The Splatoon team can and will pump out Splatoon games on a two year timeframe, faster than they can AC games. Splatoon is like call of duty in Japan, it will come before AC. AC will come soon after I imagine, but they’re not going to skip what is one of Nintendo’s largest and fastest growing IP’s now. Splatoon 3 broke sales records in Japan. Imagine how much 4 will do on a new console.
Splat 3 has a year of support left.
However, there’s a high chance they’re going to pump out a new splatoon game by 2025 if I had to guess for the new system. It wont be a launch title but I think it will be launch year.
Explained it a billion times before but a new Splatoon is easier to make than a new animal crossing. Splatoon can be rushed out much faster in an incomplete and messy state with the promise that content gets added regularly and it will print crazy money. Animal crossing is expected to be a more complete game at release and seems to take a decent amount of dev time between games.
Splat 3 also isnt going to get a deluxe version or significantly more content after its support is over because Splatoon is a live events focused game. Its about the seasonal catalogue now which mimics a battle pass, as well new splatfests and other events. It’s not the kind of series that gets deluxe ports or extended support beyond the initial window. They WILL want to cash in on a Splatoon for launch window because it will sell a fuck ton. I have a feeling development has already gotten started, the early planning stages at the very least while they wrap up the DLC (which DLC teams are generally always skeleton crews to begin with as they require far less resources)
>Animal crossing is expected to be a more complete game at release and seems to take a decent amount of dev time between games.
it wasnt the case this time
It still takes a lot longer development time.
Listen, you pump out Splatoon 4 early, in an empty state, and then it carries that early launch window. Then they can immediately jump over to AC.
It's more important to have a game like Splatoon at launch than it is Animal Crossing, which did experiment with that dripfeed model but botched it pretty badly.
You guys are seriously underestimating just how popular Splatoon is. They are going to want get one out as soon as possible. We know they can pump them out in two years time, because that was the development window for both 2 and 3. Animal Crossing games aren't exactly built on fomo and are made to be played at your own pace. Splatoon is not that type of model. It's a live-service game that leans much heavier into being empty at release and having updates added over time. Even Animal Crossing New Horizon's base game was a more complete, full game than any Splatoon game has ever been at launch where it has hardly any gear, weapons, stages, or features.
>They WILL want to cash in on a Splatoon for launch window because it will sell a fuck ton.
which is why side order got delayed to switch 2 launch
expect it to run at single digit fps on basic switch on purpose so everyone has to buy the console and splat 3 enhanced version
There’s no debating this, it’s literally all true. The real question is if it ends up worse than S3 or not
Its a tough choice between Pico and Goroh, but I think I'll pick Pico.
I kinda wanted Pico in smash. I never understood why people kept screaming Black Shadow. He's just a generic throw away villain in a spandex suit.
The straight white male, obviously.
>9% alcohol.
That's practically water.
They're kids
They're squids
Have you seen how badly squids handle alcohol?
They are kids they are squids they are kids
sr anybody?
already got my bonuses and king for the shift
From here on out it's ranked only
Anything outside of sting ray is wrong.
i'm awake too early after the weirdest and longest grind session i've ever done in this game.
I have several questions.
Suicide runs by the look of it. These suicide runners are becoming more deranged by the day, deranking themselves further than we thought was even possible
anyone want to salmon after the rotation
My controller is dead. I will let it charge then I’d be happy to join you.
Omw
Good ui nogami
ATTENTION - IT'S HAPPENING
Ganker vs /vg/ official tourney is going down on Oct 7, 3:30 EST.
QRD
>Best out of three in five modes: Turf Wars, Splat Zones, Tower Control, Rainmaker, and Clam Blitz
>Multiple people have signed up on both sides already, but the spots aren't full. Teams are being split up based on which mode(s) you want to play. Basically we have no limit to players so long as it doesn't exceed 24+ (We're only at 8 confirmed now, /vg/ as at least 15 as of this post)
>Fill out the form if you want to participate. If you filled out an old form we've reupdated this one, fill it out and there's a link to a tourney chat where we can get you slotted in in whatever mode you want to play
https://forms.gle/GShSKH1sv7a4Lvkn6
https://forms.gle/GShSKH1sv7a4Lvkn6
https://forms.gle/GShSKH1sv7a4Lvkn6
And remember, this is just for FUN!
Oh and we will be doing near daily open rooms for the next few weeks. If you want to practice or are curious just join in with us if you see an open room
yeah no thanks
this gay bandwagon doesn't interest me no matter how much you push it, I hope /ink/ enjoys playing against themselves at least
Nobody on our team is /ink/ers, we know your schizo ass lurks both threads so you can fact check that.
>not october 8th
one fucking job
>We're only at 8 confirmed now
I might be dropping so not confirmed
I'm the wiperfag, I think I'm out actually, sorry.
Post the player roster already. /ink/ posted theres.
I don't think that's necessary really
This. /ink/ posted their players so I don't see any problem with making ours known too.
Better post the roster, you guys are accused of being st/ink/ers
Fuck, forgot one
Lol that fucker is just trying to start up drama, post the damn roster then.
>google
Not fucking with that, do you take signups here?
you don't have to actually log in to google, you can fill it out anonymously
salmon 2/4
i'll join next
open now
Have you made sure to lick your squid's armpits today?
I will just raise her up from the pits and carry her around.
They gave us Swim Cap but will never get the school swimsuit that goes with it
never, bottoms make it impossible but they should put rashies in the game so we can have a full swimming gear set
>rashies
disgusting
>10 bronze
dang
ggs salmon
i don't like these weapons at all
How are you in the box
Well bros?
jellyfish
salmon, too bad they'll never use colors as interesting as this for a splatfest
Another easy win for the queen!
I always liked big man.
Why is shiver team squid?
Vanilla slosher is actually harder to aim than most shooters I've found. Trislosh takes hardly any aim you're right, but in a shitter's hands it's not going to be played effectively anyhow
>Why is shiver team squid?
probably because it would be strange if shiver and frye picked their own species but big man didn't, basically making so they all pick a species which isn't their own
>Why is shiver team squid?
Shiver fans literally don't know she's an octoling.
I'll be honest when I first got Splat 3 I did not realize she was an octo.
you might be actually retarded
Squid, duh. Everyone else is just a poser.
Here's your DLC reward bro
OC gays will want playable Sea Cucumbers next
>swim form is literally just mantyke from pokemon
lame
>discount Mipha
can someone enforce premoderation on anything w*stoid trannies are trying to post?
Concept Shiver did the Manta look better.
One sec bro
Feel free to leave if you want
ggs. nice gold
I like this salmon run rotation
i'd say it's greater than the sum of its parts, it's four weapons that i generally don't like using but for whatever reason they're working well together
I hate nozzle nose so much
At least it's not a dreaded nose+brush rotation.
>nose+brush
>not brush+aerogay
Attention, denizens of Ganker Splatoon. I love this little octopus girl with all my heart. That's it, I didn't really have much else to announce. Carry on.
>these splatfest choices
>no Jody
>no Phoenix
>no The Motherfucking Skull
>no based Octoman
What a boring set.
F-Zero 99 (which is where most of the F-Zero discourse is coming from currently) only has the SNES quartet.
Oh, I guess that makes sense.
Ok j sorry I gotta take a break I did awfully that round
imagine waiting for decades so your shitty series turns into a battle royale
if i was f-zero fag i would be kms from the embarassment
wrong thread
R.I.P.
It sucks
We could at least get other crossover costumes.
any sr rooms up?
Just do it, pussy.
Who are you talking to and what are you referring to?
Talking to you, pussy.
What do you want me to do then?
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
You know what you have to do.
fuck the squid don't let the glowies talk you down
tfw got blacklisted
i'm still going to root for you guys even after i know your names
bump
stop
Keeping the woomy thread alive!
Rubbing and squeezing woomy's tentacles for funny wet sounds.
>those woomy legs
we all know shiver is winning the rest of the splatfests anyway
soon
>3d (?)
dammit.
What was the point of this? He switched to 3D to accommodate the AI chat bot but then cancelled the plans for the AI. So now it's just one of his usual games but it looks much worse. I've bought all of his stuff before but this isn't even worth pirating.
He's going back to the AI it seems. Or going to try it.
He said in that update today that he wasn't using the AI anymore because it couldn't accurately replicate the octoling's personality so he's just using pre-made text for it.
Ah I just misread it then
Well it's still AI but it's the worst kind of implementation he could have done. The update said "I decided to achieve my goal by generating target lines (including facial expressions, in-game ability value changes, and flag changes) by AI and supervising them manually."
So it's still AI generated but it's not like it can actually react to what you input because all of the text is in the files from the start.
>souless 3d
>ai
So, why do you fags praise him again? People considered him good?
still the best even took over threads for a while
on-model art is the best art
too bad no one draws it because twitterfags will descend on them for e-boishit
Well obviously. It makes for the cutest veemos.
im moving, So i cant play splatoon 🙁
>search my name in archives
>finally made a few blacklists
>reasons given: laggy connection
Yeah that’s fair, I’m a semi rural fucker. We’re in the process of getting fibre in the neighborhood soon, hopefully they get in done sooner than later.
I was namedropped a few times by shitposters for uh hosting rooms and playing the game, or something. they are really retarded and you shouldnt take them seriously
This easily could have been canonized as a cover by Ink Theory or Yoko's Side Hos.
Octoling avatar image POSTED!
Blogpost about salmon run WRITTEN!
Oh yeah, it's John time.
I started playing this game again but I have no goals. Fuck X battles and Im so over salmon run after getting a couple 999s
>play some SR
>almost literally all drink ticket rewards
>get to Coho
>spend the entire round trying to keep retards alive, literally do almost zero damage to Coho
It's not my day lads
pool or freelance
Freelance
anyone can go into the tournament chatroom and see the players. idk why deen is trying to be secretive about it now.
Why hasn't someone joined and posted the roster yet then?
because no one actually cares enough? Wtf kind of question is this?
There have been plenty of people asking to see the roster
then they can look for the link to the chatroom in the archive or past threads, idgaf bro!
>There have been plenty of people asking to see the roster
All me btw
you aren't me
>I don't know
You need a hobby beyond stalking people in the pool
who? as far as i can tell it's one guy. Does anyone genuinely care?
nta but its 3 different posters at least
>the one guy meme again
Everyone you don't like is one guy apparently. Just like the blacklist schizo and /ink/ schizo.
Take your meds. I haven't seen more than one person beyond a link to a /vg/ post (that got zero replies). As mentioned above, just join the chat if you're that curious
see
because people are obviously asking for it to shitpost about them and that would not be a nice thing to do. if people want to find out, they should do it themselves instead of making it someone else's problem.
How are we supposed to root for you guys if we don't even know who you are? This is being streamed right? All of your names will be there. I really don't see why you're being so defensive about this. Just post the roster already.
i don't know who you think i am, but i'm not him. stop making assumptions, retard. Have some common decency
picrelated: average Frye fan holding the thing they love the most
Why do they like right angels so much.
its true, they are fuckin useless
>second place
>died the least out of everyone
uhuh
because when we're all making pushes theyre in the corner of the map farming their useless ass special so they can pop it when we're all already dead or retreating
>second place
How so? The names aren't ordered by performance. You know that, right?
The L stands for “love”
love lost
money won
>implying Frye isn't the real winner of every splatfest
lmao
Yup. Love my loser baby
Blob and Mini are decent enough but H-3 and Tuber just ain't it.
Post the roster so I can check if I blacklisted them
I remember that DEENS is the captain so you definitely should have already
yes he's blacklisted
No o9ne gives a shit about your faggy top secret Discord chud """""tournament"""""
its not top sekret its out in the open retard
So out in the open you gays have spent three straight threads trying to discover the rosters or whatever the fuck you gays are going on about.
I don't read the posts about it I just see it so as far as being secret goes its pretty out in the open
I just want to kill cohozuna and have fun with my horror-bros
>Game finally gets a DLC
>Instead of starring Deep Cut, just shows us why Pearl is better
Why would Nintendo do this?
Deep Cut already got their story in the base game, what more do you want?
>the theme of DLC is "what if Order won", like it's not even real
>durr why a completely irrelevant to that event group is not featured at all
>They will never rap battle
if two 10heads of this mass collide they will collapse into a supermassive black hole and destroy the entire splatoon world
>A ranker
AHAHAHAHA
which one is A rank? are you lying again?
Based. It wasn't you being overly defensive about posting the roster then? I can't join but I was you guys luck in the tourney.
anyone wanna salmon run after the rotation?
yes
That's still 8 names. One of the replies to your recruitment post said someone was quitting. Did anon lie?
No its true, we did lose one today but gained another, so it evened out
on why that said person left,is somewhere on /vg/
>he's a st/ink/er
Good riddance. Glad you could replace him so easily.
>on why that said person left,is somewhere on /vg/
It was the drug conversation. I have some personal problems with that stuff due to childhood abuse. I couldn't participate on that team anymore. Good luck in the tourney though.
🙁
>Ganker is turning to performance enhancing drugs to win
/v/ros... not like this...
>spoiler
damn, sorry man
Dude I'm actually sorry about that. I was just making a joke, I had no idea. If you change your mind we can keep it purely business next time
Don't worry about it, guys. It's definitely a me issue, it's not like either of you did anything wrong. And I don't wanna have you guys walking on eggshells because a topic gets to me. I definitely took it more seriously than I should have.
It's okay man. I just was really looking forward to playing with you, we all are. So if you change your mind the door's open, but if not no big deal either. Don't sweat it
I don't want to blogpost any more than I have so I'll leave it at we're cool and I probably overreacted. I'll search through the archives to find the chat room link again later.
What a fucking pussy, man. You need balls to play competitively so good bye.
How old are you
Aw fuck man I feel bad about it. I wasn't completely serious either.
>”Someone hit the Shell-Out Machine jackpot!”
Fresh!
SR room up
salmon run? why?
They get ranked anxiety.
I love salmon run
That was also one of the worst rounds I’ve ever played sorry bros that’s on me
That was on all of us. Surprised we manage to win at all
I got killed by so much random bullshit
3/4
You guys fill up yet? I kind of want to get my daily win early today. Maybe get a boss or two.
Lets play tableturf
I wouldn't even know what to do.
Cheers, bruv.
I’ll open back up for you
Ey, surprised to see you here early
GEEZ. Who'd we piss off to get a game that chaotic? Thankfully we pulled through.
For once, the weekend does feel like the weekend.
No it doesnt. We should both kill ourselves and film it for the thread
I was having some nasty egg lag at points so hopefully that was due to the rando and it's better next shift
Im a salmon goy
The clique will make this thread their personal chatroom again
What is "The Clique"?
Me and my tulpas.
Fuck off to discord. You 4 play with each other all the time anyway
I barely play with these 3
Thers hundreds of ppl in the pool
Then how come I always play with the same guys?
>hundreds
A few dozen maybe
A few dozen thousand, yeah
a few million perhaps
Anon hes a schizo who gets mad at people talking about their pool sr matches here
It's not just him. I hate that you fags make these threads unusable at night all the way up until 6am est
What is stopping you from using the thread?
Wtf are you on, if you want to talk about the game just post some conversation starters. Youre such a baby
>just post some conversation starters.
which get immeditely drowned out in chud chatter
Don’t talk about the video games!
Are two of you guys near 999 or something? Usually Gone Fission games aren't nearly this hectic.
>I can't use these threads about a video game because people are talking about playing the video game
That's you. That's what you gays sound like.
Fuck those boss spawns. Goddamn stingers and shit. Least we got 2 silvers.
Man that stinger fucked us, and we were making good progress too
Also very big thanks to the anon who covered me running eggs during the cannon wave, you know who you are
These weapons are shit for grillers. Nothing that can deal with the small fries so you get swarmed
I miss the big swig
Also
Oops all flyfish!
No seriously, these boss spawns are fucked.
Yeah, that was some serious bullshit.
The only thing missing is that the other 3 start avatarfagging too
I still haven’t figured out who octodaughter is because I don’t care enough to pore over hundreds of posts tracking mannerisms and extrapolating their identity from their match chatter.
Oh boy we even have schizo stalkers now. we're just like vg at the end of the day
Nice reading comprehension dumbfuck. I can’t identify anyone from their posts and I don’t try to because who gives a shit? Play the game, talk about the game, unless you’re inting or a god I’m not gonna remember you and we’re all interchangeable.
Youre a schizo stalker. You self reported, theres no backpedalling that
If anybody asks my name is (You)
Enjoy being blacklisted
He's some washed up boomer living in his fantasy land. Leave him be. Among the Schizos he's harmless. Besides I want to date his daughter.
I want to make sweet love with Callie for the purpose of expressing my love for her and to create more cute squid girls like her.
Guys there's billons of players in the pool. My Switch crashes when I open the notification tab. I can't even leave the pool. I can't play anymore.
>damn near constant flyfish, fish stick, and stinger spawns
>all I have is wave breaker
CUNTS
I shouldn't have gone after those 2 stingers and flyfish when we already had the quota. I'm sorry.
>tfw we all die at the same time
Noticing I feel so out of place with my non-shiver banner. Also i’ll take the loss tbh, should be getting ready for work so this just means we get another choho fight sooner
Can’t believe we got the kill
same, ggs
Oh, I guess we're done. Never mind then.
It was fun. Hectic, and absolutely nerve-wracking, but I can't deny I had a blast. Good games.
Just needed my bonuses and got caught up in it all with the bosses, plus got work soon. Still, good games despite the loadout
Good lord, I had to report 3 separate furry posts. Cleaning up the game is an endless task.
Fair enough, I had a good time. Personally, I like all the weapons except goo tuber. Fuck goo tuber. And thank you for giving em a SO veemo I didn't have.
We are cutting it way too close there, but at least we beat fatty unlike last time. I'm up for one last boss. You really couldn't have used that wavebreaker earlier on grillers, man?
Didn’t cross my mind. Can’t do another boss but I wish I could. GGs bros
MUCH BETTER! Were on the clock on those last 10 seconds but pulled it off. Gg’s
I like horrorboros better
who doesn't
I like the big fat ugly bastard salmon myself.
He’s boring
and the thing that flies in a fixed path being a cunt is so much interesting
Horrorboros chan is cute
They should have had the Salmonids steal the Helicopter during the last Big Run.
Big Run should have actual consequences and if players fail to repel them during the event the stage its own should be disable until the next Big Run where players have the chance to retake it.
the stage it's on*
>everyone throws on purpose to disable shit stages like manta maria
manta maria is easily one of the better stages in 3
worst stage from 2 isn't any better in 3 just because shit like eeltail exists
>The game life ends with all but three stages disable.
>Mahi-Mahi is not one of the disable stages
>instead of last spaltfest last big run happens
>at the end of it mid match the helicopter vanishes
>ominous music plays
>lil jud flies in
>the helicopter is turned into a combat helicopter
>everything is blown up by splatling fire and tenta missiles
>will you get your revenge? see in splatoon 4: salmon warfare
>not having an Objective: Survive round where the tide slowly rises over time until you can't possibly win
>headlight lamp lets octo ponytail through
Easily superior to headlight helmet.
>inserting a Serious Sam boss fight into Splatoon
Intriguing.
Floof is cute.
Leave the pool already
Sure thing, right after you eat a bag of penises.
I am astounded that there hasn't been a flood of lewds with her.
Acht's shirt is dangerously short hnngh
>dress is a shirt
Dresses are nothing but long shirts
I wish there was some way to track your boss kills for those badges
>sorry mate I can't order that right now way too popular
Their two season old murch! I'll never get those seafoam headphones
just wait two more seasons until a rerun bro :^)
Game will be dead by then.
you say that every season and it still isn't
>4 people on or beyond DEENS' skill level on /ink/
It's over Ganker bros... we lost...
Randomguy is a filthy traitor, he doesn't count
Inkgen and Poolsclosed are in friendly terms. He just wants to play PVP.
You will never belong
DEENS is not even our best player.
Shit up Reef-lux autist, your gameplay webms are terrible
Better than you, scrub.
Do you know who you are taking to???
I am Anonymous, THAT Anonymous!
Oh shit! Ninja banish time!
*smoke bombs away*
>Ninja banish
Kneel. We're on fire tonight
Wasn't there some top 500 dude that used to play here? Did he move over to /ink/?
Fuck him, I saw him bringing the worst /ink/ attentionwhore to one of our lobbies
He's doing it on purpose
Opening a salmo Run room at the hour
>thread's quality declines all of a sudden
Get out /vg/
The SR clique should post again.
hey guys use your specials
>should never post again
ftfy
Should I post more cute veemos I found, then? Would feeding into your delusion make you happy?
I need to play SR more with the morning anons.
No get back to work sup octo bro
Save it for the next thread
>"ST/ink/ERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been on this pool before. There could be ST/ink/ERS anywhere." The warm ink felt good against his chest. "I HATE ST/ink/ERS" he thought. "Seep and Destroy" reverberated the entire lobby, making it pulsave even as the 150@ Tacticooler circulated through his powerful thick floppers and washed away his (merited) fear of /vg/ attentionwhores. "With a reefslider, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
You don't even play in the pool, do you?
>all of a sudden
Oh cool, an official blacklist sheet
Don't forget to include bigjohn
post all the cute veemos
thats a woomy you grizztard
Get out /vg/ *sigh*
Rainy never uses explosher
stupid ass squiggga
here
what the fuck
Splatsville have fallen...
billions must splat
No one could possibly post all of them.
Fuck off Grizz, you're not even on the planet anymore. Yo.
You're on early
I get that a lot.
Here you go.
oh shit. nice cute boy
I know this is supposed to be gay, but the little dude on the left is legit adorable.
We need more cute boys
no
Impossible no such thing as that exists
bros need to be painting more when I have the blaster
maybe don't use the fucking bwaster
>bwaster
uwu i should switch to spwattershot
Its fun though. plus Im not a blaster main, was just getting it to level 1 for an extra license
There is a gay on /vg/ that 4 starred all weapons
its called being a NEET
Widdle baby hates the bwaster. Bet this widble baby hates the spwinkler and weefslider too
>hating dogshit sub and dogshit special LE BAD
I can't wait to crush gay-ass attentionwhores during the tourney
Crush this gay ass
Kinky boy
I'm not playing in the tournament THOUGH?
Why are male octos like this?
Part of DJ Octavio's plan to distract Inklings.
I think there might be some flaws in that plan.
See? ProChara had a use after all.
blind shots with bombs, zookas, stamp, etc getting kills will never not be funny to me
>mini splatling
Shitter alert
Do not enroll in the tourney please
Shut the fuck up, no one is joining your shitty glorified PB.
>Splatting someone with the hammer throw using nothing but blind faith right as they leave spawn
Nothin' like it
endly reminder
It's over