Splatoon 3

why is she so smug?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She gave all 10 in the pink. Both hands, wrist deep. It's a comical scenario to be in.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She ate the last bag of cheetos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking this. cheeots are fucking awful with the staining and shit, so i have a recipe for it. 1 part mayo, 1 part cheetos, 1 part bacon bits. mix lightly. the mayo coats the cheeto protecting your fingers from the cheeto dust, as well as acting as acquisition method. mayo sticks to your fingers (less then cheeto dust) so you just dip your fingers into the bowl, have a bunch of mayo coated cheetos stick to your fingers, and you eat them by sucking on your fingers. dip, suck, shoot. keeps your hands clean, lets you focus on the screen, and with a bit of skill its faster then respawning in splatoon 2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting
        just eat them with a fork gay if cheeto dust is too much for your pansy ass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >with a fucking fork
          wtf lmao. you pull out a fucking fork to eat fucking cheetos? you wear a suit and tie as well when you get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds? fuckin lol

          >mayofag "cuisine"

          >i chose the shittiest mayo on earth, and so, all mayo is shitty
          fucking make it yourself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wtf lmao. you pull out a fucking fork to eat fucking cheetos?
            you're the one bitching about cheeto fingers, i just suggested a solution over lathering that shit on mayo like that lard ass you are.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you think i mayo that shit when im NOT gaming? you fucking retarded? cheeto finger dust isnt an issue 99% of the time, its only an issue when your playing a game, and having your hands free, and clean, at any moments notice makes cheeto finger dust an issue.
              like holy shit, learn to context. you think im mayo dipping so i dont miss a post on Ganker on my fucking phone? fuck no, i work at a phone repair place. i cheeto dust their fucking phone and shitpost on their SIM, posting nsfw into blue boards.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mayofag "cuisine"

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are non-binary and use they/them/theirs pronouns.
    >Why are they so smug?
    That was the correct way to ask your question OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo says no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you, Mr. Nintendo, for doing the right thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only because they did it with Xenoblade, so they met their quota.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is this obsession of NB people wanting every character to be like them? Fuck off

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no such thing as an "NB" person. There are people who call themselves non-binary, but they exist in the same way a person who calls themselves a literal biblical angel exist. They're just delusional.

          Nintendo says no

          Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place? Same with Juniper in XC3. Shiver seemed very feminine to me. Was it the fact that she was showing off a lot of skin and tranners thought she was more masculine?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place?
            Because the reveal presentation never used "her" or "she" at all, and the journalists started cooming over this

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They didn't for Frye either if I recall but she has big tits so they couldn't latch onto her. Fucking gays.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it's just because it was right after the scare with that femboy pokemon character

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place?
            The saying "give them an inch and they'll take a mile" exist for a reason.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think Shiver's clit is an inch long

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Nintendo of America, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No dipshit, NoA would probably say yes.

          Nintendo said no.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was a NoA employee that said it. Japan hasn't said shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shiver was litetally called a girl in her boss fight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad bait

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        poor attempt at baiting

        Horrible bait, Michael.

        >call it bad bait
        >all rush in to reply to it anyway
        This board is so fucking stupid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poor attempt at baiting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible bait, Michael.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fucking hate you fags

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hatred so strong you reply to obvious bait from 4 hours ago

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver needs more quality lewds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just look at the posts in game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then get drawing, gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has been 2 days and she already has some

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there single player content for the splatoon games? I wanna try them out before I buy them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but they're not that substantial outside of 2's DLC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They all have an optional campaign mode and Splatoon 2 specifically has a DLC that introduces more of it. I think they're fun but pretty a short and not worth buying the game for if you don't intend to touch MP at all.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She knows she'll win every splatfest from launch to death of this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that’s a funny way of saying big man will win every splatfest from launch to the death of this game
      demo did not count

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally every single pro-Bigman post I've seen in game is made by a homo, a furry, or a furry homo
        LMAO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally every single anything post is made by a homo, a furry, or a furry homo in this game. Shiva coomers literally braindead

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't have to be a furry to want to fuck Shiver.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post ONE picture of a post from this game that isn't furry, furry homo or homo (OR trans)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amogus?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is there something weird about the postings in this one? I'm seeing all the ones everyone is talking about.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's the same system from splat 2 where only the popular posts (on twitter's end) shows up in plazas

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does nintendo get away with this shit? isnt this system/game for children??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one game company that's too big to fail at this point, so they can do whatever.
        The only problem is they're slowly getting pozzed, and if they do well that's it, it's over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toeing the line is an art form.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Find e-celeb’s squidkid
          >Take picture of squid ass and tweet it to them
          This would cause meltdowns I bet

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hostess of splatoon 3 looks like shit. One looks like a femboi and the other looks like an aborted fetus.
    I dunno what were they thinking.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn have Shiver grope you with her cheeto-hands
    Fuck this gay, inkless earth.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I unlock more card sleeves. Card emots and card packs after done wtih single player

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please I need card sleeves

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my first splatoon game
    >get my ass blasted apart non stop in the last 6 matches
    oh no no no.... cant believe im getting destroyed in a kids game..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dualies NOW
      Dualies never lose.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Get good at dodge jumping
        >BTFO dualies with regular splattershots now

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Frye is CUTE and best girl.
    I was never turned off by her 5head and I did not "warm up to her" later on like all those fake Frye fans.
    I loved everything about her since the moment I first saw her.

    FRYE LOVE!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver's the girl I put a pin-up of over my bed
      Frye's the girl I take to dinner and a movie, and invite over for weighted blanked cuddles and streaming weird cringe anime marathons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why doesn't shiver make eye contact with big man at all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For some reason she keeps verbally abusing Big Man. At least from their splatcasts so far.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            worst girl in the entire franchise

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just some chill bantz bro.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She does literally 7 seconds in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big man’s for HARD FUCKING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's got big tits like Marina. I'd have a 3 way with the both of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird how she's really dopey-looking in still images, but the second she starts moving she...still looks dopey, but in a more endearing way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just dont like her hair... barely looks like a tentacle

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver sexo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver is a massive dork.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Package says flaming hot cheetos
        >Shiver is actually eating flaming hot cheeto puffs
        Ehm...?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u mean dorkmire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean, has a massive dork.
      tn: dork means whale penis

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Flank enemy at start with Splatana
    >Kill 3/4 of enemy team, 4th one turns and kills me finally
    Haha I bet my team will move the rainmaker now
    >Enemy team has the rainmaker
    Haha….

    >Go in a 5-kill spree (thanks to idiot superjumping back into a firefight)
    >wipeout
    >pop rainmaker shield
    >Ultra stamp a path to the goal
    >no one grabbed the rainmaker and followed me. No one touches the thing until I swim back

    There is only so much I can do, please you guys.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try not dying noob

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will try that next time thank you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Got the full comic?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              a classic, thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least you get to fucking play. For me it's:
      >start match strong, 3 kills not even 30 seconds in
      >oNe Or MoRe PlAyErS hAvE dIsCoNnEcTeD
      >stomp the enemy team with only 20 seconds left
      >CoNnEcTiOn ErRoR
      Of course, I never see this shit when I'm up against a 4 stack.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I avoid rainmaker, at least the tower has a set path and splat zones have a very simple objective

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    benefits of best girl status

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absurd amounts of gap moe it's almost unfair.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, after the COMG numbers showed splat 3 was tracking significantly behind splat 2, we won't have the official numbers until thursday, but it's not looking good. Nowhere near a bomb by any means, but it's likely gonna be less than 500k, which isn't a good sign for the switch in japan when 2 sold 650k first week with 4% of the number of switches currently in circulation. Add on the massively expensive marketing campaign, and it's a definite underperformer.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros I've been desperately looking for the OST of almost all the tracks in Hero Mode where the FUCK are they?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got that clip where Fyre sounds like she's shouting "what the fuck?!"

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cool
    >sexy
    >cute
    >dork
    I love her so much bros

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played Splatoon before but the hype is making me considering getting Splatoon 3
    I like the looks of the PvE Salmon Run or whatever. Can I live in there 24/7?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      What’s more, you can now get new slops to let everyone know you are king there

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon? More like splat chuds lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carlos!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >salman

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deep cut amiibos when? I want Big Man’s mask

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Around the time of the DLC.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m starting a movement.

    NUKE THE SEA CREATURES
    LONG LIVE MAMMALS

    HAIL GRIZZCO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAIL GRIZZ
      BANISH THE VILE CREATURES BACK INTO THE SEA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THE FURRED REICH BEGINS NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would the story be better or worse if humans made an appearance?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worse. Don't ever let humans actually show up in this franchise, it's bad enough they keep bringing in antagonists from their time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worse, they should stay dead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would either be really good, or really bad. No inbetween. Would be interesting to see how they would incorporate an actual human character though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only good if they wind up manning the snack shack or something and have not plot relevance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they ever go down that route, the only human who should ever show up is the Professor, and he should be a kind and empathetic ally to you, and horrified by the actions of Tartar and Grizz

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which brella should I use, I keep getting put into 1v2s when I'm trying to mind my own business

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not undercover, avoid that one
      Also when using Brella try and stick close to your teammates since usually it’s hard to win a 1v2 with ut

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hamerhead Bridge feels like it's in the sky now instead of over water, I don't like it

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean to tell me that at the end of every salmon run when you hop back on the helicopter, they don't get hit by the blades?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Squids are precise enough to leap into the open doors without hitting the top. Squids are a vastly physically superior species

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you just spent $60 on a game you already bought twice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never played splatoon 1 or 2

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She knows you can't take your cum back and even now it's being used to make a child support case.
    It's currently knocking her up and there's nothing you can do about it.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally beat story mode
    How's my fresh fit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Certified fresh but I run my lowdown with those smug zoomy eyes visible looking away from the camera.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >manbun
      You're a fucking gay dude lmao.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually a ponytail

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you aware that Frye is a e-boibaba?
    >uses Washi as pronoun
    >add "nanoja" at the end of her sentence
    Literally e-boibaba trait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up weeb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nanoja
      I prefer nanoda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does shiver use? it better be da ze

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not a magician

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver has a really heavy kansai accent.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only talking about Shiver, Stir-Fry or Big Sushi
    Harmony for me then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m so glad that she’s the first band character they added to the games, she is the best one

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck are kids supposed to beat this story mode some of these missions took me 50 plus tries

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat Castlevania and Ecco as a kid they can do this shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i beat Mario Sunshine as a kid, it's no biggie.

        We were built different. I beat MM1 - 9 as a kid, but my little brother (born 2002) couldn't beat even MM5.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i beat Mario Sunshine as a kid, it's no biggie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what levels are you even getting stuck on, this shit is cake

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the new salmon run is so hard...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love how everyone's getting their shit pushed in but no one's asking for the splatana or bow back in rotation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Splatana is good in salmon run, I was wrecking shit with it. I don’t understand the complaints.
        Stringer can fuck off though, give me a splat charger over that shit please.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the bubble bucket? I'm using it and it seems to be okay but the hitbox on the fucking bubbles seems kinda nonexistent?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s more or less a spam attack till special is up kind of a weapon. Ideally you should be spamming it behind covers, or try to harass enemies hiding behind one. On direct 1-on1s it’s not really ideal unless you can somehow land all the bubbles on the target. When fighting others try to aim at the ground in front of them instead of directly at them. And try to sway the aim left or right a bit when pressing ZR so that your bubbles fan out instead of just going in a single straight line.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have the bear ears

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is ranked still a shark tank or have things evened out a little?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would just wait until next weekend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well the hyper autists have sorted themselves to A or S at least

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3rd wave of octolings in After Alterna

    Jesus Christ

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when the delay lama hit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They actually used delay lama
        >It fits really well
        Kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love delay lama so much it's unreal.
        First he's in hole-punch boss theme in PM:TOK, now Splat 3. I am eagerly awaiting his next musical appearance bros

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've always wanted to find out whay that amazing robotic humam gutteral sound came from. I've heard it for an amazingly long time and just discovered it this year.
          https://youtu.be/hQLISDNJ5nA

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never heard that track before. The delay lama part is crazy good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking Necrodancer shopkeeper showin up

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How bad am I gimping myself by playing on a Switch Lite?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you ever feel bad for the kids you bully in this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they need to learn the art of git gud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell me splatling tips, I'm a complete noob

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        find the highest point and shoot from there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Find good vantage points and shoot from there.
          Make shooters mad at them being unable to reach you.
          Be very careful of chargers since your mobility's really low while firing.

          You have more distance than you think (not mini splatling). High ground makes this even better. If you're using Heavy, the wave breaker maintains your killing field - set it up ahead of your desired control area, preferably behind something so it can't just be shot, so close range enemies have to push through it to get to you.

          thanks for the tips, anons.
          now I just have to pull myself away from salmon run and that card game to actually play

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Find good vantage points and shoot from there.
        Make shooters mad at them being unable to reach you.
        Be very careful of chargers since your mobility's really low while firing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have more distance than you think (not mini splatling). High ground makes this even better. If you're using Heavy, the wave breaker maintains your killing field - set it up ahead of your desired control area, preferably behind something so it can't just be shot, so close range enemies have to push through it to get to you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to full charge. It's usually better not to if you're unsure of where the enemy is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get a lot of run speed, it helps a lot. Unless you’re using nautilus, in which case you’ll want more swim speed.

          thanks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get a lot of run speed, it helps a lot. Unless you’re using nautilus, in which case you’ll want more swim speed.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REEF-LUX my beloved

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Got squidbagged for the first time in 3
    >Completely demolished their team 65-30
    lol, lmao even.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m in love with the Splatana Stamper, fuck the Wiper though that shit sucks.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you lip-synch we drip ink
    wtf did they mean by this?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros this game is so fun.
    On one side I'm destroying pvp with the roller thingy, and when I want to stop doing pvp I can just go do Salmon Run and fend off waves of fucking things with 3 other retards, so I can farm gold for clothes and locker shit.
    All while trying to make my squidgirl hotter and hotter.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I change the music after collecting them in the hub world?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just updates the hub music as you collect them

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUUUUCK sweet mother of GOD MUH DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unhand the teenager you pedophilic lesbians

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in reality

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Posts like these are why Nintendo made After Alterna.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >went from this to the secret final boss in just five years
        Zons are so dedicated to their work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who can blame the Octos?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why is she so smug?
    Because she's about to watch you squirm as she assaults your prostrate

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Octoling Female × Inkling Boy /ss/

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it the fact I haven't played Salmon Run in a really long time or it it a lot more difficult than it used to be. Feels like there's more enemies appearing at all times. Fought Cohozuna a few times, but can't beat him. Last time some stingers appeared on the shore and his fat as was in the way and we couldn't get them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They upped the difficulty on the basic enemies and made them more aggressive. And of course the new bosses add more complex combat combinations. I guess it’s to balance out the fact that you can throw eggs now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense. Guess you have to be more careful than before and use the egg throwing wisely.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Inklings are becoming less chibi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get a comparison that isn't this crusty? Without the poor upscaling and compression artifacts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's on purpose, they've said they made the inklings older to match how the intended playerbase has also gotten older

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Inoue: This may be something a bit unusual for a Nintendo game. It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world. In many other games, for example, the characters do not age even if time passes in the real world, or time moves forward in the game regardless of the time in the real world. But in Splatoon 1, 2, and 3, the same amount of time has passed in the squid world as in the real world. Therefore, the characters grow, and cities and cultures develop over time. For example, this character is called Murch, and he has grown so much taller in the five years between Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.

          There’s some other cool stuff they mention, recommend reading it

          https://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-7-splatoon-3-part-1/

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw the Splatoon 1 protagonist is in her early 20s now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Agent/Cap'n 3 turned 21 this year.
              Agent 4 is 19, assuming the "two years older" thing wasn't true and she's not really 21.
              Agent 8...?
              Callie and Marie are ~24 now.
              Pearl is 26, Marina is 23.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Pearl is 26
                That is so fucking weird to think about.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i always assumed agent 8 was 18 to keep with the 8 theming, so she'd be the same age as marina if that holds up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't they having the Pokemon treatment? Forever the same age no matter how many years pass irl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >Inoue: This may be something a bit unusual for a Nintendo game. It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world. In many other games, for example, the characters do not age even if time passes in the real world, or time moves forward in the game regardless of the time in the real world. But in Splatoon 1, 2, and 3, the same amount of time has passed in the squid world as in the real world. Therefore, the characters grow, and cities and cultures develop over time. For example, this character is called Murch, and he has grown so much taller in the five years between Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.

                There’s some other cool stuff they mention, recommend reading it

                https://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-7-splatoon-3-part-1/

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world
            It's like 50,000 years in the future, I think this dev doesn't know what he's talking about.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2022 A.I. (after inklings)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You realize 2022 in real life is an equally arbitrary year decided by the alleged death of jesus christ 2022 years before today right? It's been billions of years on our earth already we just needed a way to keep track of calendar years. So that being established, it makes complete sense that inklings would consider it to be 2022 in their world

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus was born 2022 years ago. He died around AD 30 - 36. Also, his birth is a pretty good starting point for everyone to count upwards, since Christianity is the largest religion in the world, and Christmas is the most widely celebrated holiday in the world.

                I'm not even Christian and I know this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think this is a dumb decision they're going to regret, especially if we get another large gap between Splatoon 3 and Splatoon 4.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >splatoon 6
        >they're all hardened adult soldiers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The intended fanbase wants them even younger (ToT)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're still pretty cute and funny honestly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >soon won't have to be coy about my sexual attraction to inklings in front of my normalfag friends
        Call me cringe but I'm pleased with this.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My first time ever playing Splatoon, the way they dangle their fingers down to simulate tentacles is pretty creepy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inklings and Octolings may act human, but they're still cephalopods deep down. They even look more alien when they're younger.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like? Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant? Is any gear level dependant?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can be useful for chunk farming depending on the brand.

      Sheldon's weapons do not rotate, what you can buy is level dependent. If you are at the right level it costs 1 Sheldon license, if not you can bribe him with 3 to get it early.

      Gear is not directly level dependent, but shop keepers will refuse to sell you higher value gear until you've leveled. However, Annie's SplatNet shop, Murch's orders and amiibos are not restricted by this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and one other thing, while Sheldon's weapons don't rotate, eventually new weapons will be added. Many of which are variants on existing weapons changing out the sub and special.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can I have 2 identical weapons with varying specials or will it be like gear and make me choose?

          > Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like?
          Not really unless you really like how they look. That being said, sometimes you just buy a piece of clothing because it have 3-slots and belongs to a brand that have the ability you want.

          >Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant?
          The stock will remain the same as you see. Keep in mind that you can bypass the level limit by just paying 3 silver licenses instead.

          >Is any gear level dependent?
          No.

          Is there a chart for brand affinities to skills?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Weapons usually have 3 kits. For example, the Nzap had the 83, 85, and 87, all of which had identical stats just different abilities, and you could choose which one you liked more for the current rotation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://game8.co/games/Splatoon-3/archives/387672
            The wiki still haven’t updated their chart yet so this will do for now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like?
      Not really unless you really like how they look. That being said, sometimes you just buy a piece of clothing because it have 3-slots and belongs to a brand that have the ability you want.

      >Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant?
      The stock will remain the same as you see. Keep in mind that you can bypass the level limit by just paying 3 silver licenses instead.

      >Is any gear level dependent?
      No.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen her? I'd be smug too.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the DLC expansion for this game is gonna be amazing

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >basically have spent the last 72 hours doing nothing but splatoon
    >haven't even touched most of the modes yet

    shit man, this feels like the first game Nintendo has released in ages that feels actually complete.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to super jump to teammates

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Open map, click on their icon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do I do it on pro controller

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Press X and either aim or move your L-Stick to their squid or octo icon.
          D-pad is faster but ya gotta look at whose on each D-pad.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mean to get political but what do we do about all these octos? Not racist, don't like em'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck 'em.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a plan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You go back to /ink/ for this roleplay garbage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its not roleplay im unironically racist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remove them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HE DOES IT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HE DOES IT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HE DOES IT

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what brands give run speed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rockenberg.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cohozuna on high tide spawning grounds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Immediately parks his fat ass on all eggs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He has a sliver of health left
        >Sits on eggs till time runs out
        Pain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is there a way to tell if you'll fight him or not? i thought that meter in the hub told you when you when you fight him but i've gotten him to appear well before it was full

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if past threads are true, a full meter is a 25% chance. maybe someone else in your party triggered him

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what weapon types are generally good to use for rainmaker? I cannot fucking remember at all wtf I used when I playd splat2 and I'm jobbing hard with dualies (which I normally use for clam just fine)

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lose by .3%
    I swear I'm gonna take some high ground and spam sniper rifles all game. Tired of this $hit!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chargers in Turf War
      Bitch you're about to lose even harder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont wanna resort to using umbrellas! Double teams suck and rollers are too busy at base repainting every pixel.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What should I use to shake off the Aero MG crutch? Aeroshot Pro has better range for zone matches but idk I get fucked by octobrushes

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does my triple ink strike not always leave a swirl of ink?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even possible for Cohozuna to spawn on a non-high tide wave?
    Every single time I have ever fought him it has been high tide. There's just not enough fucking room to deal with him when he takes up an entire third of the walkable space. Getting really old really fast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can spawn on any wave, I've had him on all three

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it we were so close to killing the king, I've only managed it once before.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else think that Cohozuna is kinda hot?_______

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please go back to /trash/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda. Arms are a little too stubby. Cohocks and Cohock-hair smallfry, on the other hand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are hotter Salmonid like Steelhead and Steel Eel pilot

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do I actually aim and hit things in this game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use gyro. Up the sensitivity. Use sticks for large movements, gyro for aim adjustment. Practice using the training ranges and singleplayer stages.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For starters stop fucking jumping when shooting. I don’t know why a lot of new players are doing this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        used to games where jumping is actually fun instead of atrocious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you play traditional shooters?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I play shooters exclusively on PC. I haven't used a non-keyboard and mouse setup in years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then this will make sense to you, use gyro control. I know they sound reyarded but the reflexes you have for your guroscope is a lot closer to mouse aiming you'll get. As

          Use gyro. Up the sensitivity. Use sticks for large movements, gyro for aim adjustment. Practice using the training ranges and singleplayer stages.

          says, use both horizontal gyro and right stick in conjunction and use verticle gyro purley for verticle aim.
          Ink shoots like a complex projectile with fighting game-like hitboxes. Consider every weapon'a ink firing to be an arc, so aiming higher is often more forgivable than lower, depending on the weapon.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why but whenever someone shouts "This way!" after dropping a tacticooler it always makes me smile, it's just a cute image in my head

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you use Tetra Missiles ya moms a hoe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry that Flingza Roller is stuck with them for a year until they add the Foil Flingza

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >23 boss kills with 32 eggs
    How do I harness this power

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Focus entirely on murder when you have the heavy splatling

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >First match of profreshional
    >Spawning Ground
    >3rd wave
    >High tide
    >Fog
    >Mfw
    Also found out you can get high tide with king salmonid, who takes up 75% of the usable surface on Spawning Ground. Is winning that even possible?

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anybody elses inputs lag hard as fuck when theyre in the equipment menu? only in that menu.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the good battle music is in the lobby
    >actual battles are total shit

    waht the fuck??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lobby is all music from the past 2 games, I do like the new music but I wish they would've put some of the tracks in rotation for actual gameplay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The main band of this game [c side] is much better than 2s in my opinion [wet floor]. Although 2 got a lot of good music with updates.

        they should allow lobby music in actual battles as well, this sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The main band of this game [c side] is much better than 2s in my opinion [wet floor]. Although 2 got a lot of good music with updates.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does the king bar before you queue mean that you can only get the king when your bar is full or what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When the bar is full, you have a 25% chance of seeing the king. It's not guaranteed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing that when it's full you get the king in your next game, and otherwise it's other people having their bars full.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming you mean Salmon Run, that gauge is just an indicator of your process on the bonus card. If it's full that means you've got no more rewards to grind for, aside from the 1 piece of special gear you can keep duping.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the most important ability to stack in your opinion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends entirely on the weapon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the weapon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm suHispanicious of anything stacking as one might think or the exact percentages as a newcomer myself. Not spending any chunks till that's figured.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the last game all sub abilities did the same but cost more chunks to apply each subsequent one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      weapon dependent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Different load out demands different abilities. However if it just my favorites then I like Special Charge Up and Ink Saver (Sub) for stacking. Run Speed Up if I'm using a brush.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Serious answer

      If you are shit, or becoming the main Rainmaker-carrier / Tower-Rider:
      >Quick Respawn

      In general:
      >1 gear stacked with 3 Swim Speed Up.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cannot change name again until 10/11 at 12:00am

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no squid beatz means none of the music has any fucking track names
    god damn it, splatoon team

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering if I just didn't see that, that sucks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sussus Amogus shirt
        That's our girl!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we lost squid beatz for a fucking card game
      unironically the worst part of this game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the card game is REALLY fucking good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope we get squid beats in an update but the card game is fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        squid beats was fucking dogshit
        also the music in 3 is a huge fucking downgrade from 1 & 2

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Two wrong opinions for the price of one, wow.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >also the music in 3 is a huge fucking downgrade from 1 & 2
          Not really, it's just different. It wouldn't make sense for them to keep the same style of music in a sequel, especially one that is already iterative in design. Don't want it feeling like the same game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >UHHHHHH IT'S SHIT ON PURPOSE
            have a nice day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >also the music in 3 is a huge fucking downgrade from 1 & 2
          Agreed. It doesn't go as hard, which isn't a good thing in this case.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wish they gave you an option to give you just the instrumental versions of the music tracks. I cannot stand the gibberish vocals. Drives me insane.

            >#1 overall splatter every game
            >#1 enemy splatter every game
            >keep losing
            I'm literally hitting myself in the head screaming and crying
            why can't I fucking win when I'm trying my hardest

            Shitty teammates or enemy team have hackers. No fucking joke, I have encountered hackers since launch day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >huge fucking downgrade

          Nah. So far, 3's has been way better overall.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >music in 3 is a huge fucking downgrade from 1 & 2
          Hard disagree, I love the new battle tracks. It just needs more of them since there’s only like 9 tracks

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatoon 3 has barely more than half the stages of Splatoon 2
    >significantly fewer weapons
    Is the upgrade worth it at all?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Conveniently forgetting all of the Splatoon 2 content that was post-launch
      Uh-huh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not forgetting, but I'm comparing CURRENT Splatoon 2 to CURRENT Splatoon 3. Is there any reason to get 3 now instead of waiting a year?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 has barely more than half the stages of Splatoon 2
      It has like 3x the stages Splatoon 2 had at launch, retard.
      Also, I'll take less weapons with all the rebalancing they've done so far. The lack of MPU alone makes Splatoon 3 the best in the series so far.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know Splatoon games get more content post-launch, I bought the first game at launch when it had 5 maps. I just can't tell if the changes here are significant enough to justify the drop in content.
        I haven't considered the rebalancing though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just not having the stingray in rainmaker, or in the game at all makes it worth it for me. The specials are a lot less gay in this one

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Tacticooler so vague?
    >some abilities

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would Miiverse have actually improved the quality of the posted art? I never got the WiiU so I have no idea how it works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3rd wave
    >got slosher
    >mist
    >managed to pull it off by the grace of the gods
    >booyah spam
    >mfw cohozuna

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so when do you think this game will drop in price

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nintendo games
      >dropping in price
      >ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 years maybe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo first party game
      Never.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >first part Nintendo game
      >drop in price

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will only ever go up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Nintendo will do a 20% sale near when the paid DLC drops, but that's about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If anything you can wait for a bundle, but that could take years.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Like playing inkbrush
    >Don't have a full movespeed set
    I hate it. Also unless I'm missing something the chunk cost to respec gear is fucking ridiculous. 45 chunks just for one main slot on one piece of gear what the fuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty dildos but understandable considering you didn't even have the option to replace Main Abilities before. Plus it's a main ability, which is essentially 3 sub abilities. The extra 15 cost is there just because fuck you.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people who didn't pick the spats when creating their character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I picked the cargo shorts to go with the Hawaiian shirts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splats are only good for the school girl outfit. I like the retro shorts normally, but for winter clothes i choose one of the lo0ng pants.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Picked shorts + spats to make a cute yebbie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cute Yebbie
        Back to Discord, tranner. Yebbies are supposed to be cool.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yebbies
          >cool

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            YAMEROOOOOO

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Swapped from using the Sploosh-o-matic for years to just using the Splattershot Jr. in 3
    >I'm actually kicking ass in PvP for once
    Finally.... range.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The basic bitch weapons are always great in these games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sploosh is my go-to right now cause I can be a real dick with the stamper in the right opportunities. Plus curling bombs are just the superior throwable, bit of brainless strategy to banking them. I’m too used to basic shooters since I feel I cover the most ground with them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till you use the splattershot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck does anyone use rangelet weapons? I feel like a god with the Jet Squelcher, popping off squidlets from outside the range of their filthy splattershots.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they gave the jet squelcher the worst sub and special weapon in the game
    This stupid fucking laser pointer is so worthless. Yeah it really helps me to do a baby fart’s worth of damage and track one person at the cost of all my fucking ink. Good thing my special weapon works at less than half of my main weapon’s range and relies on the guys I’m using it on deciding that maybe they want to kill their own team for a change. Literally anything else would be better than this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eah it really helps me to do a baby fart’s worth of damage and track one person at the cost of all my fucking ink
      Anon.... Don't fire it directly at enemies. The trail it leaves applies the mark effect.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly didn’t know that. Still don’t think it does me any good in most cases given how little time it exists and how people naturally avoid anything not in their color.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how people naturally avoid anything not in their color.
          That's the trick, anon. You use it to restrict movement. People instinctively avoid shit that's the other team's color; either they fuck up they path by having to switch their plan on the fly or they walk through the line and get marked. It's the same reason the Wave Breaker is so good.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1st wave
    >high tide
    >so many steel eels their armor guards each other
    I'd like to win a game of salmon run and kill the king please game stop giving me impossible rounds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't even know.
      >Mfw glowflies AND fog AND high tide
      I've never lost a round so fast.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've had more of those than I can count this rng is killing me and my whole team.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I zipcaster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the campaign and learn. There are like 3 zipcaster stages that'll make you at least competent at the special.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tbf you barely have enough time to do anything significant besides be a distraction I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      be spooder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >learn the maps' layout in recon mode
      >learn which paths let you spiderman without being seen too much
      >use said paths during chokeholds to harass the enemy from behind or straight up take out their sharpshooter
      >try to live as long as you can before the ability ends

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get team of all Octos for Salmon Run.
    >Easily victory and 20+ eggs a round
    >Get team with one single Squid (or Squiggers as I call them)
    >Squid barely contributes, runs away from the team, and then just sits there if they die
    >Fail to meet quota and Squigger has 0 egg touches
    Get off my board Squiggers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you guys can handle yourselves, there's a floor over here I need to shoot

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Splatoon cyberpunk?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Order lost, so no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's post-apocalyptic.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a full gear list anywhere yet?

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eggsecutive VP bros... go on without me, I'm not sure I can make it to max hazard this time around

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you actually use the Ink Vacuum?
    Feels like unless your opponent has never fought it before, they just stop shooting the moment you pull it out and you're just shit out of luck at that point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes people stop shooting at you, get in front of your allies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use it defensively when pushing or holding ground. Pretty useful in most Ranked Battles except Clam Blitz.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bro this special is useless, it makes the enemy not shoot you
      Think carefully about what you just said, anon

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain why the smallfry keeps fucking glowing everytime i throw him during a stage i've shot every fucking orfice of the floor what the fuck does he want me to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the levels he will get the Octarians' attention so you can flank them and kill them
      In the hubs he will seek out treasures for you to uncover

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know about the hub parts but during stages where he'll glow the same exact way as if he found something in the hub even with no enemies around

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shoot the ground infront of him he’s signaling hidden treasure

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This weapon class is cursed.
    Not even the chainsaw is anywhere near decent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do well with it, try to play at mid range and sneakily flank people with ninja squid. Remember that the charge shots to 70 damage too so pressuring with them and burst bombs is very effective

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play salmon run
      >nobody understands that each weapon excels at different things
      >everyone plays like they’re using a splattershot when the whole point of the weapons switching is to force everyone into different roles
      >splatling user never does area control, etc.
      >die during a glowflies round
      >nobody revives you

      The fire rate of the buckets with absolutely none of the coverage!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sloosher just runs around during glowflies instead of slooshing the entire group of salmonids in one sloosh
        >Umbrella just jerks off and launches rhe brella away from the teammate that needs help
        Agony

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aerospray is area control. Heavy splatling is for obliterating bosses and erasing grouped enemies.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >his favorite idol isn't a Squid Sister

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's

      Shiver > Pearl > Callie > Marie > Marina > Frye > Bigman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marina> Marie> Shiver> Big Man> Marie> Pearl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's right, because they're boring and have stayed boring compared to off the hook and even deep cut
      might've changed if the devs did real shit with them but they won't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn’t matter who is your favorite idol, Callie is universally the second best.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And pray tell, who is number one?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t matter who is your number one idol.

          If it’s Pearl
          If it’s Marie
          If it’s Frye
          If it’s Marina
          If it’s Shiver
          If it’s Big Man

          Callie is always #2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, she's Agent 1.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agent 4 and Agent 8 are the only characters that are still MIA. What are they up to?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 and 8 are still commuting, please be patient.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4
      Ran out of adderall
      >8
      Living her best life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 and 8 are still commuting, please be patient.

      4 and 8 live together in an apartment in inkopolis and want nothing more to do with world-saving shenanigans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        8 heard 3 suffered yet another concussion and cried at 4 until she agreed to drive her all the way out to Splatsville just to check on their new Cap'n.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't play the other 2 games but this image got me wondering. I made an Octoling and the old man started freaking out about Octolings attacking, which confused me because I thought the Squids and Octos are cool now. Then I saw those tentacle looking guys and my confusion is even worse. Are Octolings their own species or the same as the Octos you play as?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The "Octarians" are both the species' name and the name of DJ Octavio's faction, which has long been in constant conflict with the Squidbeak Splatoon. He uses music to enthrall the Octarians to his cause. Callie and Marie's concert during the final boss of Splat 1 broke that mental conditioning and freed a great many Octarians, including the Octolings Agent 8 and Marina.

            As of now the Octarians and the Inklings have buried the hatchet, so enemy Octarians not under DJ Octavio's faction are brainwashed in some way. In the Octo Expansion, they were "sanitized". In Alterna, they're transformed into hybrids because of the fuzzy ooze.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Octolings are from the same 'family' as the other Octarians. The campaign is just geared for an Inkling protagonist and imho Alterna wasn't as well thought out as Octo Expansion was, so half of it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
              The enemies are (technically) still Octarians but...well, the game never really addresses what exactly happened to them.

              I see, I see. Maybe I should catch up on some lore vids of the first 2 games before I continue the story. Thanks, bros.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No reproductive organs
              Perfect onaholes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no reproductive capability
              I can believe that for the basic/giant troopers, but there's no way Octolings are sterile/smooth/whatever else that could mean.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sterile/smooth/whatever else
                >when every single octoling girl in existence has child-bearing hips
                I think not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sterile/smooth/whatever else
                >when every single octoling girl in existence has child-bearing hips
                I think not.

                Remember that according to the Alternan Logs, sealife in Alterna inherited the memories and emotions of mankind, triggering their rapid evolution to a state comparable to mankind. They look that way because we look that way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Marina and DJ PAUL from SashiMori seem to prove that Octolings reproduce like Inklings rather than being the result of cut off tentacles like other Octarians. Additionally, the Japanese lore site for 3 further states that there are two types of Octarians: the ones made from tentacles cut off from a host, and the ones that can become humanoid. Octolings reproduce, even Amazons, that artbook page just muddled things up by having an Octoling underneath that text blurb.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Octolings are from the same 'family' as the other Octarians. The campaign is just geared for an Inkling protagonist and imho Alterna wasn't as well thought out as Octo Expansion was, so half of it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
            The enemies are (technically) still Octarians but...well, the game never really addresses what exactly happened to them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They touched the fuzzy ooze anon :*~~ it made them fuzzy and evil :*~~)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              imo a lot of Alterna feels like something the devs felt they had to make rather than anything they had genuine passion for like OE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Story Mode DLC with Pearl and Marina

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to farm Sheldon License fast? Need new bucket

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw just sitting here farming the same 150 exp dungeon dice monsters player AI

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >forward squidrolling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ON

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MEAT

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BONE

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3?!

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Less fags on wifi playing rollers please

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >browse clothing
    >there's a skill that enhances dodging
    How do I dodge, bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use Dualies. Press Jump or A (I forgot) while shooting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a dedicated dodge maneuver anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shit bro he didn't say squid roll now did he.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But he was referring to that one ability that enhances the roll
            Think bro

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shit my bad bro, for some reason I thought Intensify Action affected Dualies dodge roll too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dualies let you dodge while firing if you hit B and if you are swimming a certain direction and quickly jump (while in swim mode) a different direction you will do a dodge that way too that also deflects a bit of ink while it's happening. You'll know you did the swim dodge if there is a brief flash of light on your character

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can kids these days actually beat the single player? Or am I just getting too old? Died a ton before finally winning.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Salmon Run

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A communication error has occured

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dead game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right after I finally got in a game

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best dualies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either regular or dark tetras.

      Either way the current dualie kits are bad right now, im waiting for them to release better ones.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      die dual fag

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >before beating the campaign Frye gives you a little fist pump when you look at them through the window
    >after beating it she gives you a giant two handed wave

    Soul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pearl being visibly pissed off at agent 4 interrupting her and marina will never not be funny to me

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because its hot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its hot
      She's hot*

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am seething so hard. Everytime we almost kill the king and then like 400 flyfishes and stingers decide to spawn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mfw the king survives on the tiniest splinter of hp
      >Again
      I'm starting to think he gets damage reduction on low health or something because it keeps happening.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably less people are focusing him since more and more shit is spawning. If too many bosses focus me I go all in and just start aggroing all that I can on me so my team can kill them or it in peace but they never do, pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mfw the king survives on the tiniest splinter of hp
      >Again
      I'm starting to think he gets damage reduction on low health or something because it keeps happening.

      >king shows up
      >slosher and brella run around like it's fucking turf war
      >aerospray is trying to collect the golden eggs into the basket
      >trying to just fucking stay alive and chip away at cohozuna long enough for the retards to realize how the mode works
      >die because i get swarmed by 40 cohocks at all angles at the end of a burst
      >rest of the team dies too
      I hate this fucking mode

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw haven't killed a king since I was a fucking part timer
        How are people still so bad at higher ranks?

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is this retarded ass weapon that shoots balls that bounce around for a century?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bathtub

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bloblobber

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Toiletnator

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know how to effectively use Killer Wail yet? It sounds good on paper but the damage and tracking speed is so shit that it’s not even worth it.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do they let you actually play the game? Level 4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean by "play"? You get access to gear at level 4, ranked at level 10, and you get new weapons every level until 30.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You cant change gear until level 4 but Shdon will sell you weapons earlier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Just 3 online matches.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do male squids have that dumb shoulder wiggle and ass shake that the females have? I don't want to play a foid character but I won't have a choice if the game makes my boy squid a gay. I'm straight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based bait, but idk the answer to your question anon. I hope you get seethe replies though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just checked in game. They don't. Male octolings and inklings are normal. It's only the females that act out.

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t tell if the removal of the losing side animation is bad or not. On one hand you don’t get to feel twice as bad for how much your team sucked. On the other hand now you get to see the winning team dab on you when you lose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >press x
      >maps covers entire screen
      >dont see myself get dabbed on so it didnt happen
      its that easy

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Made chuds seethe.

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone quick enough to take advantage of the enemy weapon icons on the top of hud?

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is she an octoling? she doesn't have the black borders around her eyes in the same way as octolings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Shiver is an Octoling and Frye is an Inkling.
        Aside from the eyes lacking a connecting mask, other tells are that her ears are round, and her suction cups are on the outside, colored part of her hair tentacles rather than the inside whites of her hair tentacles.

        but the borders of her eyes are not the same as other octolings, for example Frye is clearly not a normal inkling but a vampire inkling, while shiver has certain characteristics not foundnin other octolings like the borders of her eyes not being highlighted by thick black lines or the fact her ears have the same color blurr as her fingers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon the game lets you choose skin color it's not unreasonable to think there are different races of squid/octos with some minor differences. The fact she had suction cups on the outside of her head should tell you she's an Octo. It would be like me saying Pearl can't be a squid because she's tiny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Shiver is an Octoling and Frye is an Inkling.
      Aside from the eyes lacking a connecting mask, other tells are that her ears are round, and her suction cups are on the outside, colored part of her hair tentacles rather than the inside whites of her hair tentacles.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the sexiest outfit combo? I must ink

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly does Special Power Up do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the special.
      Here's what it did in 2 for example.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of those seem to have a speed or timing altering skill involved thay may really fuck up a skilled player's perception of saftey to doge or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Often just increase duration.

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get over the fact that one of the battle songs sounds like Asian Kung-fu Generation. Fucks me up.

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A postgame level? Interesting. But I've already beaten Girl Power, Target Town, and Inner Agent 3 - how bad could this possibly be?
    >

    The checkpoints make it quite doable, since the first platforming section and the rail grind sections just require practice, the soaker block section is genuinely free, and the Octoling horde just requires you to stay calm. Inner Agent 3 was harder overall.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DLC Campaign
    >Agent 8 is with Pearl & Marina, as they became friends.
    >They mention how they ditched Cuttlefish because they hate don’t like him or something.

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >High Tide
    >"Oh Christ, not again, can I get ONE shift without-"
    >It's Mudmouths
    >MFW
    Why are most events wildly easier than a normal wave in this game? Hell, even Grillers aren't so bad as long as your crew isn't braindead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sky goes dark, expect glowflies
      >get whack-a-salmon instead
      nice shift

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get high tide mud mouths
      >the game glitches and throwing bombs into the mouth just makes them change location without shitting an egg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the proper way to run from grillers for your team? Just run a circle or is there a specific spot that's good?

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to practice using the rainmaker? I don't know how the fuck it fires and "in the middle of a game" is absolutely not the place to learn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, use the scouting mode. Puts on you an empty map/gamemode combination so you can learn where the objectives are and try out the Rainmaker.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally made it to Eggsecutive VP. But I've only beaten Cohozuna once in this entire time.

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexooooooooooooooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >greyimpact

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gatfuckindayum

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make sword weapon
    >terrible at close range

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why can't I use anything except the hydra

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know why

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That Undercover Brella durability
    Let me guess, it sucks

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone notice literally all the gay and chud messages that were there yesterday were removed? I'm not even exaggerating, it went from like half the messages to zero for me. Seems like Nintendo got off their fat lazy asses and started banning them. I hope you are all doing your part and reporting this bullshit every time you see it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I'm still seeing "I like men" posts along with the furry posts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nah, I'm still seeing "I like men" posts along with the furry posts.
        I still see the I like men posts but those are very ambiguous, mostly because I see them coming from female characters (even though we all know it's a man posting it). But all the stuff like "gay pride" or "big man supports trans rights" was deleted, and that was like half my posts yesterday so it obviously isn't a coincidence. The furry stuff is still there but I think Nintendo may not entirely realize what that is because it looks fairly innocuous most of the time.

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fucking broke
    wat do, there's a shit ton of stuff i wanna buy and didn't get any x2 cash food tickets on the daily gacha roll
    no capsules from salmon run either, just hats for now
    do i just do regular turf wars or anarchy battles?

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally get the bow.

    You literally just use it to charge specials. Avoid everyone, use the insane turf coverage, and charge up specials one after the other.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bow
      range too short!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >takes all your turf coverage

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3? Are there any signs of us getting a fifth ranked mode?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      plz bathe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing concrete but both games have gotten an additional ranked mode patched in post launch so it wouldn't be surprising.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Screw that, I wanna know if salmon run is gonna keep getting content updates!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        every month there is new gear and event where salmon invade the regular stages
        it's already got 5 times more content than it did in splatoon 2.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's never enough! The salmon must flow!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > event where salmon invade the regular stages

          It would be really cool if the hub world changed to reflect the salmon invading, would almost be like a salmon Tun themed Splatfest. Pretty sure we’re getting more King Salmonids too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Pretty sure we’re getting more King Salmonids too
            yeah i think the direct hinted more than just the big fat one
            i thought it would be in the base game but they're probably going to add new ones in updates

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3?
      bitch the game just came out
      we haven't even gotten the first splat fest yet, i bet you're not even out of B rank in any mode yet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't own 3 yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3? Are there any signs of us getting a fifth ranked mode?
      There's most likely a direct next week (heavy leaks and it being right before TGS with Nintendo always doing a direct before TGS). I would expect we hear something about Splatoon 3's future plans there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already announced a new expansion featuring Marina and Pearl is in development during the Splatoon 3 DIrect, anon. It's only a matter of time. I do hope they give us a couple more Ranked modes and some new Salmon Run bosses / events too

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just in case you didn't know the game lets you change your splatfest region as much as you want. So if you want to check out other regions art you can.

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of open anarchy matches
    what am I supposed to do when I run out of ranked points

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give up

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What times do the shops refresh, anyways?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear I've had the same shit for 2 days now

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game didn't recognize my Splatoon 2 save. Is it because I made after launching 3?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, but it doesn't really matter because all it does anyway is unlock weapons you will naturally unlock but a little faster.

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >#1 overall splatter every game
    >#1 enemy splatter every game
    >keep losing
    I'm literally hitting myself in the head screaming and crying
    why can't I fucking win when I'm trying my hardest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turf wars or ranked?
      the game is about completing the objective not getting the most kills. if you don't focus on the objective you'll never win. whether that be inking the most turf or whatever ranked mode is on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm using a fucking splatling
        it's not my fucking fault if I kill the whole fucking team and nobody else does ANYTHING

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you playing? If it's turf war there is zero skill to turf war it is complete luck whether you win or not. That's because there's no ability to snowball or gain a real lead there so only the last 30 seconds actually matters. If you are playing turf war my advice would be to never play turf war except during a splatfest because it's a terrible game mode made for children who are too dumb to fight over an objective.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not playing fucking turf war you stupid moron

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not playing fucking turf war you stupid moron
              Then you killing the most people doesn't tell us anything. Ranked matches are not about kills.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fucking video game man calm down. Do you think winning more is going to make your dick grow or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >#1 most splatted turf
      >#1 super jump location
      >#1 overall splatter
      >win every game
      It's pure objective focussed gameplay. Deny enemy mobility, defend the objective, play around actually winning and not being top of the leader board.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why can't I fucking win when I'm trying my hardest
      It's a team game, man. You can play perfectly and still lose through no fault of your own. That's just how it works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the objective. If you're getting gold medals every game then even if you lose all your series matches you'll gain a decent amount of points. And calm down you fucking sperg.

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try out heavy splatling
    >get 1 kill the entire game and lose horribly
    what am i doing wrong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're channeling my spirit. haha, I suck at this but it's fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find your vantage and sit tight covering your team and anyone who wanders into your range, move with your team to the next vantage, watch flanks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My aim might be too shitty for this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Story of my life with this. Autism is getting to me keeping me from trying any new weapon because I can see my Win/Loss ratio and don't want to forever ruin my record.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just get on a perch out-ink the enemy until they get frustrated and make a mistake. The special is there to support your team and make it harder for the enemy to push. Its a decent weapon, if there are no chargers or hydra splatlings on the other team. I think the splattershot pro is a better pick for the role it's trying to fill, but it still feels like a step up from Splatoon 2.

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lose 4 games in a row on round 1
    TIMMY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason for me to not just stack ink savers? Seriously I don't know what else to pick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet youll end up looking Dry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I already am, seriously I keep running out of ink on this damn Stamper.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you spend half the game swimming which replenishes ink and makes ink savers kind of a waste. you're better off with ink refill or anything else really. it's only justifiable if you use a weapon that consumes way too much ink like the Dynamo. otherwise just go for swim speed up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, isn't this a good reason NOT to use ink refill? You end up swimming in ink so much it gets refilled no matter what very fast, ink saver at least lets you throw a subweapon AND ink a bunch of territory or fight a long battle against an enemy without needing to refill so soon.

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Bloblobber good?

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck do you get a bigger locker? Is it player level?

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else stuck in B+ hell?

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How important are the roll i-frames when jumping out of ink? Should I practice doing them right when someone is shooting at me so I start doing it reflexively?

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AUUUGHH!!! I WANNA SPLAT!!!!

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