Splatoon 3

why is she so smug?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She gave all 10 in the pink. Both hands, wrist deep. It's a comical scenario to be in.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She ate the last bag of cheetos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking this. cheeots are fricking awful with the staining and shit, so i have a recipe for it. 1 part mayo, 1 part cheetos, 1 part bacon bits. mix lightly. the mayo coats the cheeto protecting your fingers from the cheeto dust, as well as acting as acquisition method. mayo sticks to your fingers (less then cheeto dust) so you just dip your fingers into the bowl, have a bunch of mayo coated cheetos stick to your fingers, and you eat them by sucking on your fingers. dip, suck, shoot. keeps your hands clean, lets you focus on the screen, and with a bit of skill its faster then respawning in splatoon 2.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting
        just eat them with a fork homosexual if cheeto dust is too much for your pansy ass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >with a fricking fork
          wtf lmao. you pull out a fricking fork to eat fricking cheetos? you wear a suit and tie as well when you get a cheeseburger from mcdonalds? frickin lol

          >mayogay "cuisine"

          >i chose the shittiest mayo on earth, and so, all mayo is shitty
          fricking make it yourself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >wtf lmao. you pull out a fricking fork to eat fricking cheetos?
            you're the one b***hing about cheeto fingers, i just suggested a solution over lathering that shit on mayo like that lard ass you are.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you think i mayo that shit when im NOT gaming? you fricking moronic? cheeto finger dust isnt an issue 99% of the time, its only an issue when your playing a game, and having your hands free, and clean, at any moments notice makes cheeto finger dust an issue.
              like holy shit, learn to context. you think im mayo dipping so i dont miss a post on Ganker on my fricking phone? frick no, i work at a phone repair place. i cheeto dust their fricking phone and shitpost on their SIM, posting nsfw into blue boards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mayogay "cuisine"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are non-binary and use they/them/theirs pronouns.
    >Why are they so smug?
    That was the correct way to ask your question OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo says no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you, Mr. Nintendo, for doing the right thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only because they did it with Xenoblade, so they met their quota.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is this obsession of NB people wanting every character to be like them? Frick off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is no such thing as an "NB" person. There are people who call themselves non-binary, but they exist in the same way a person who calls themselves a literal biblical angel exist. They're just delusional.

          Nintendo says no

          Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place? Same with Juniper in XC3. Shiver seemed very feminine to me. Was it the fact that she was showing off a lot of skin and tranners thought she was more masculine?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place?
            Because the reveal presentation never used "her" or "she" at all, and the journalists started cooming over this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They didn't for Frye either if I recall but she has big breasts so they couldn't latch onto her. Fricking homosexuals.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it's just because it was right after the scare with that femboy pokemon character

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did people assume she was anything but a she in the first place?
            The saying "give them an inch and they'll take a mile" exist for a reason.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think Shiver's clit is an inch long

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Nintendo of America, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No dipshit, NoA would probably say yes.

          Nintendo said no.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was a NoA employee that said it. Japan hasn't said shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shiver was litetally called a girl in her boss fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bad bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        poor attempt at baiting

        Horrible bait, Michael.

        >call it bad bait
        >all rush in to reply to it anyway
        This board is so fricking stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poor attempt at baiting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible bait, Michael.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking hate you gays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hatred so strong you reply to obvious bait from 4 hours ago

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver needs more quality lewds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just look at the posts in game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then get drawing, homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it has been 2 days and she already has some

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there single player content for the splatoon games? I wanna try them out before I buy them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but they're not that substantial outside of 2's DLC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They all have an optional campaign mode and Splatoon 2 specifically has a DLC that introduces more of it. I think they're fun but pretty a short and not worth buying the game for if you don't intend to touch MP at all.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She knows she'll win every splatfest from launch to death of this game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that’s a funny way of saying big man will win every splatfest from launch to the death of this game
      demo did not count

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally every single pro-Bigman post I've seen in game is made by a homo, a furry, or a furry homo
        LMAO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Literally every single anything post is made by a homo, a furry, or a furry homosexual in this game. Shiva coomers literally braindead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You don't have to be a furry to want to frick Shiver.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Post ONE picture of a post from this game that isn't furry, furry homosexual or homosexual (OR trans)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Amogus?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is there something weird about the postings in this one? I'm seeing all the ones everyone is talking about.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's the same system from splat 2 where only the popular posts (on twitter's end) shows up in plazas

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how does nintendo get away with this shit? isnt this system/game for children??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The one game company that's too big to fail at this point, so they can do whatever.
        The only problem is they're slowly getting pozzed, and if they do well that's it, it's over.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Toeing the line is an art form.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Find e-celeb’s squidkid
          >Take picture of squid ass and tweet it to them
          This would cause meltdowns I bet

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The hostess of splatoon 3 looks like shit. One looks like a femboi and the other looks like an aborted fetus.
    I dunno what were they thinking.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn have Shiver grope you with her cheeto-hands
    Frick this gay, inkless earth.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I unlock more card sleeves. Card emots and card packs after done wtih single player

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please I need card sleeves

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >she

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my first splatoon game
    >get my ass blasted apart non stop in the last 6 matches
    oh no no no.... cant believe im getting destroyed in a kids game..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dualies NOW
      Dualies never lose.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Get good at dodge jumping
        >BTFO dualies with regular splattershots now

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think Frye is CUTE and best girl.
    I was never turned off by her 5head and I did not "warm up to her" later on like all those fake Frye fans.
    I loved everything about her since the moment I first saw her.

    FRYE LOVE!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver's the girl I put a pin-up of over my bed
      Frye's the girl I take to dinner and a movie, and invite over for weighted blanked cuddles and streaming weird cringe anime marathons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why doesn't shiver make eye contact with big man at all

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For some reason she keeps verbally abusing Big Man. At least from their splatcasts so far.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            worst girl in the entire franchise

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just some chill bantz bro.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She does literally 7 seconds in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Big man’s for HARD FRICKING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's got big breasts like Marina. I'd have a 3 way with the both of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird how she's really dopey-looking in still images, but the second she starts moving she...still looks dopey, but in a more endearing way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i just dont like her hair... barely looks like a tentacle

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver sexo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shiver is a massive dork.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Package says flaming hot cheetos
        >Shiver is actually eating flaming hot cheeto puffs
        Ehm...?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      u mean dorkmire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you mean, has a massive dork.
      tn: dork means whale penis

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Flank enemy at start with Splatana
    >Kill 3/4 of enemy team, 4th one turns and kills me finally
    Haha I bet my team will move the rainmaker now
    >Enemy team has the rainmaker
    Haha….

    >Go in a 5-kill spree (thanks to idiot superjumping back into a firefight)
    >wipeout
    >pop rainmaker shield
    >Ultra stamp a path to the goal
    >no one grabbed the rainmaker and followed me. No one touches the thing until I swim back

    There is only so much I can do, please you guys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      try not dying noob

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will try that next time thank you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Got the full comic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              a classic, thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least you get to fricking play. For me it's:
      >start match strong, 3 kills not even 30 seconds in
      >oNe Or MoRe PlAyErS hAvE dIsCoNnEcTeD
      >stomp the enemy team with only 20 seconds left
      >CoNnEcTiOn ErRoR
      Of course, I never see this shit when I'm up against a 4 stack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I avoid rainmaker, at least the tower has a set path and splat zones have a very simple objective

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    benefits of best girl status

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absurd amounts of gap moe it's almost unfair.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, after the COMG numbers showed splat 3 was tracking significantly behind splat 2, we won't have the official numbers until thursday, but it's not looking good. Nowhere near a bomb by any means, but it's likely gonna be less than 500k, which isn't a good sign for the switch in japan when 2 sold 650k first week with 4% of the number of switches currently in circulation. Add on the massively expensive marketing campaign, and it's a definite underperformer.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros I've been desperately looking for the OST of almost all the tracks in Hero Mode where the FRICK are they?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got that clip where Fyre sounds like she's shouting "what the frick?!"

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cool
    >sexy
    >cute
    >dork
    I love her so much bros

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never played Splatoon before but the hype is making me considering getting Splatoon 3
    I like the looks of the PvE Salmon Run or whatever. Can I live in there 24/7?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      What’s more, you can now get new slops to let everyone know you are king there

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon? More like splat troons lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Carlos!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >salman

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deep cut amiibos when? I want Big Man’s mask

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Around the time of the DLC.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m starting a movement.

    NUKE THE SEA CREATURES
    LONG LIVE MAMMALS

    HAIL GRIZZCO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HAIL GRIZZ
      BANISH THE VILE CREATURES BACK INTO THE SEA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        THE FURRED REICH BEGINS NOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would the story be better or worse if humans made an appearance?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worse. Don't ever let humans actually show up in this franchise, it's bad enough they keep bringing in antagonists from their time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Worse, they should stay dead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would either be really good, or really bad. No inbetween. Would be interesting to see how they would incorporate an actual human character though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only good if they wind up manning the snack shack or something and have not plot relevance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If they ever go down that route, the only human who should ever show up is the Professor, and he should be a kind and empathetic ally to you, and horrified by the actions of Tartar and Grizz

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    which brella should I use, I keep getting put into 1v2s when I'm trying to mind my own business

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not undercover, avoid that one
      Also when using Brella try and stick close to your teammates since usually it’s hard to win a 1v2 with ut

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hamerhead Bridge feels like it's in the sky now instead of over water, I don't like it

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean to tell me that at the end of every salmon run when you hop back on the helicopter, they don't get hit by the blades?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Squids are precise enough to leap into the open doors without hitting the top. Squids are a vastly physically superior species

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because you just spent $60 on a game you already bought twice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never played splatoon 1 or 2

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She knows you can't take your cum back and even now it's being used to make a child support case.
    It's currently knocking her up and there's nothing you can do about it.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally beat story mode
    How's my fresh fit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Certified fresh but I run my lowdown with those smug zoomy eyes visible looking away from the camera.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >manbun
      You're a fricking homosexual dude lmao.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually a ponytail

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you aware that Frye is a e-girlbaba?
    >uses Washi as pronoun
    >add "nanoja" at the end of her sentence
    Literally e-girlbaba trait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up weeb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nanoja
      I prefer nanoda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what does shiver use? it better be da ze

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's not a magician

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver has a really heavy kansai accent.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only talking about Shiver, Stir-Fry or Big Sushi
    Harmony for me then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m so glad that she’s the first band character they added to the games, she is the best one

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick are kids supposed to beat this story mode some of these missions took me 50 plus tries

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I beat Castlevania and Ecco as a kid they can do this shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i beat Mario Sunshine as a kid, it's no biggie.

        We were built different. I beat MM1 - 9 as a kid, but my little brother (born 2002) couldn't beat even MM5.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i beat Mario Sunshine as a kid, it's no biggie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what levels are you even getting stuck on, this shit is cake

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the new salmon run is so hard...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Love how everyone's getting their shit pushed in but no one's asking for the splatana or bow back in rotation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Splatana is good in salmon run, I was wrecking shit with it. I don’t understand the complaints.
        Stringer can frick off though, give me a splat charger over that shit please.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the bubble bucket? I'm using it and it seems to be okay but the hitbox on the fricking bubbles seems kinda nonexistent?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s more or less a spam attack till special is up kind of a weapon. Ideally you should be spamming it behind covers, or try to harass enemies hiding behind one. On direct 1-on1s it’s not really ideal unless you can somehow land all the bubbles on the target. When fighting others try to aim at the ground in front of them instead of directly at them. And try to sway the aim left or right a bit when pressing ZR so that your bubbles fan out instead of just going in a single straight line.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have the bear ears

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is ranked still a shark tank or have things evened out a little?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would just wait until next weekend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well the hyper autists have sorted themselves to A or S at least

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3rd wave of octolings in After Alterna

    Jesus Christ

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when the delay lama hit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They actually used delay lama
        >It fits really well
        Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love delay lama so much it's unreal.
        First he's in hole-punch boss theme in PM:TOK, now Splat 3. I am eagerly awaiting his next musical appearance bros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've always wanted to find out whay that amazing robotic humam gutteral sound came from. I've heard it for an amazingly long time and just discovered it this year.
          https://youtu.be/hQLISDNJ5nA

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Never heard that track before. The delay lama part is crazy good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking Necrodancer shopkeeper showin up

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How bad am I gimping myself by playing on a Switch Lite?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do you ever feel bad for the kids you bully in this game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, they need to learn the art of git gud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tell me splatling tips, I'm a complete noob

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        find the highest point and shoot from there

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Find good vantage points and shoot from there.
          Make shooters mad at them being unable to reach you.
          Be very careful of chargers since your mobility's really low while firing.

          You have more distance than you think (not mini splatling). High ground makes this even better. If you're using Heavy, the wave breaker maintains your killing field - set it up ahead of your desired control area, preferably behind something so it can't just be shot, so close range enemies have to push through it to get to you.

          thanks for the tips, anons.
          now I just have to pull myself away from salmon run and that card game to actually play

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Find good vantage points and shoot from there.
        Make shooters mad at them being unable to reach you.
        Be very careful of chargers since your mobility's really low while firing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have more distance than you think (not mini splatling). High ground makes this even better. If you're using Heavy, the wave breaker maintains your killing field - set it up ahead of your desired control area, preferably behind something so it can't just be shot, so close range enemies have to push through it to get to you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to full charge. It's usually better not to if you're unsure of where the enemy is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Get a lot of run speed, it helps a lot. Unless you’re using nautilus, in which case you’ll want more swim speed.

          thanks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get a lot of run speed, it helps a lot. Unless you’re using nautilus, in which case you’ll want more swim speed.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    REEF-LUX my beloved

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Got squidbagged for the first time in 3
    >Completely demolished their team 65-30
    lol, lmao even.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m in love with the Splatana Stamper, frick the Wiper though that shit sucks.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you lip-synch we drip ink
    wtf did they mean by this?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros this game is so fun.
    On one side I'm destroying pvp with the roller thingy, and when I want to stop doing pvp I can just go do Salmon Run and fend off waves of fricking things with 3 other morons, so I can farm gold for clothes and locker shit.
    All while trying to make my squidgirl hotter and hotter.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I change the music after collecting them in the hub world?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It just updates the hub music as you collect them

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FUUUUCK sweet mother of GOD MUH DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unhand the teenager you pedophilic lesbians

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in reality

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Posts like these are why Nintendo made After Alterna.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >went from this to the secret final boss in just five years
        Zons are so dedicated to their work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who can blame the Octos?

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why is she so smug?
    Because she's about to watch you squirm as she assaults your prostrate

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Octoling Female × Inkling Boy /ss/

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it the fact I haven't played Salmon Run in a really long time or it it a lot more difficult than it used to be. Feels like there's more enemies appearing at all times. Fought Cohozuna a few times, but can't beat him. Last time some stingers appeared on the shore and his fat as was in the way and we couldn't get them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They upped the difficulty on the basic enemies and made them more aggressive. And of course the new bosses add more complex combat combinations. I guess it’s to balance out the fact that you can throw eggs now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense. Guess you have to be more careful than before and use the egg throwing wisely.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Inklings are becoming less chibi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get a comparison that isn't this crusty? Without the poor upscaling and compression artifacts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's on purpose, they've said they made the inklings older to match how the intended playerbase has also gotten older

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Inoue: This may be something a bit unusual for a Nintendo game. It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world. In many other games, for example, the characters do not age even if time passes in the real world, or time moves forward in the game regardless of the time in the real world. But in Splatoon 1, 2, and 3, the same amount of time has passed in the squid world as in the real world. Therefore, the characters grow, and cities and cultures develop over time. For example, this character is called Murch, and he has grown so much taller in the five years between Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.

          There’s some other cool stuff they mention, recommend reading it

          https://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-7-splatoon-3-part-1/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw the Splatoon 1 protagonist is in her early 20s now

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Agent/Cap'n 3 turned 21 this year.
              Agent 4 is 19, assuming the "two years older" thing wasn't true and she's not really 21.
              Agent 8...?
              Callie and Marie are ~24 now.
              Pearl is 26, Marina is 23.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Pearl is 26
                That is so fricking weird to think about.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i always assumed agent 8 was 18 to keep with the 8 theming, so she'd be the same age as marina if that holds up

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't they having the Pokemon treatment? Forever the same age no matter how many years pass irl

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >Inoue: This may be something a bit unusual for a Nintendo game. It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world. In many other games, for example, the characters do not age even if time passes in the real world, or time moves forward in the game regardless of the time in the real world. But in Splatoon 1, 2, and 3, the same amount of time has passed in the squid world as in the real world. Therefore, the characters grow, and cities and cultures develop over time. For example, this character is called Murch, and he has grown so much taller in the five years between Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3.

                There’s some other cool stuff they mention, recommend reading it

                https://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/ask-the-developer-vol-7-splatoon-3-part-1/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It is also the year 2022 in the Inkling world
            It's like 50,000 years in the future, I think this dev doesn't know what he's talking about.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              2022 A.I. (after inklings)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You realize 2022 in real life is an equally arbitrary year decided by the alleged death of jesus christ 2022 years before today right? It's been billions of years on our earth already we just needed a way to keep track of calendar years. So that being established, it makes complete sense that inklings would consider it to be 2022 in their world

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus was born 2022 years ago. He died around AD 30 - 36. Also, his birth is a pretty good starting point for everyone to count upwards, since Christianity is the largest religion in the world, and Christmas is the most widely celebrated holiday in the world.

                I'm not even Christian and I know this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think this is a dumb decision they're going to regret, especially if we get another large gap between Splatoon 3 and Splatoon 4.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >splatoon 6
        >they're all hardened adult soldiers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The intended fanbase wants them even younger (ToT)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're still pretty cute and funny honestly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >soon won't have to be coy about my sexual attraction to inklings in front of my normalgay friends
        Call me cringe but I'm pleased with this.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My first time ever playing Splatoon, the way they dangle their fingers down to simulate tentacles is pretty creepy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Inklings and Octolings may act human, but they're still cephalopods deep down. They even look more alien when they're younger.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like? Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant? Is any gear level dependant?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can be useful for chunk farming depending on the brand.

      Sheldon's weapons do not rotate, what you can buy is level dependent. If you are at the right level it costs 1 Sheldon license, if not you can bribe him with 3 to get it early.

      Gear is not directly level dependent, but shop keepers will refuse to sell you higher value gear until you've leveled. However, Annie's SplatNet shop, Murch's orders and amiibos are not restricted by this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and one other thing, while Sheldon's weapons don't rotate, eventually new weapons will be added. Many of which are variants on existing weapons changing out the sub and special.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can I have 2 identical weapons with varying specials or will it be like gear and make me choose?

          > Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like?
          Not really unless you really like how they look. That being said, sometimes you just buy a piece of clothing because it have 3-slots and belongs to a brand that have the ability you want.

          >Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant?
          The stock will remain the same as you see. Keep in mind that you can bypass the level limit by just paying 3 silver licenses instead.

          >Is any gear level dependent?
          No.

          Is there a chart for brand affinities to skills?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Weapons usually have 3 kits. For example, the Nzap had the 83, 85, and 87, all of which had identical stats just different abilities, and you could choose which one you liked more for the current rotation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://game8.co/games/Splatoon-3/archives/387672
            The wiki still haven’t updated their chart yet so this will do for now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Is there a reason to buy items with primary abilities you dont like?
      Not really unless you really like how they look. That being said, sometimes you just buy a piece of clothing because it have 3-slots and belongs to a brand that have the ability you want.

      >Does Sheldon's weapons stock rotate or is level dependant?
      The stock will remain the same as you see. Keep in mind that you can bypass the level limit by just paying 3 silver licenses instead.

      >Is any gear level dependent?
      No.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen her? I'd be smug too.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the DLC expansion for this game is gonna be amazing

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >basically have spent the last 72 hours doing nothing but splatoon
    >haven't even touched most of the modes yet

    shit man, this feels like the first game Nintendo has released in ages that feels actually complete.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how to super jump to teammates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Open map, click on their icon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do I do it on pro controller

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Press X and either aim or move your L-Stick to their squid or octo icon.
          D-pad is faster but ya gotta look at whose on each D-pad.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mean to get political but what do we do about all these octos? Not racist, don't like em'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick 'em.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a plan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You go back to /ink/ for this roleplay garbage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its not roleplay im unironically racist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remove them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HE DOES IT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HE DOES IT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HE DOES IT

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what brands give run speed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rockenberg.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cohozuna on high tide spawning grounds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Immediately parks his fat ass on all eggs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He has a sliver of health left
        >Sits on eggs till time runs out
        Pain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is there a way to tell if you'll fight him or not? i thought that meter in the hub told you when you when you fight him but i've gotten him to appear well before it was full

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if past threads are true, a full meter is a 25% chance. maybe someone else in your party triggered him

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what weapon types are generally good to use for rainmaker? I cannot fricking remember at all wtf I used when I playd splat2 and I'm jobbing hard with dualies (which I normally use for clam just fine)

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lose by .3%
    I swear I'm gonna take some high ground and spam sniper rifles all game. Tired of this $hit!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chargers in Turf War
      b***h you're about to lose even harder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dont wanna resort to using umbrellas! Double teams suck and rollers are too busy at base repainting every pixel.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What should I use to shake off the Aero MG crutch? Aeroshot Pro has better range for zone matches but idk I get fricked by octobrushes

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does my triple ink strike not always leave a swirl of ink?

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even possible for Cohozuna to spawn on a non-high tide wave?
    Every single time I have ever fought him it has been high tide. There's just not enough fricking room to deal with him when he takes up an entire third of the walkable space. Getting really old really fast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He can spawn on any wave, I've had him on all three

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn it we were so close to killing the king, I've only managed it once before.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else think that Cohozuna is kinda hot?_______

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      please go back to /trash/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda. Arms are a little too stubby. Cohocks and Cohock-hair smallfry, on the other hand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are hotter Salmonid like Steelhead and Steel Eel pilot

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I actually aim and hit things in this game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Use gyro. Up the sensitivity. Use sticks for large movements, gyro for aim adjustment. Practice using the training ranges and singleplayer stages.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For starters stop fricking jumping when shooting. I don’t know why a lot of new players are doing this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        used to games where jumping is actually fun instead of atrocious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you play traditional shooters?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I play shooters exclusively on PC. I haven't used a non-keyboard and mouse setup in years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then this will make sense to you, use gyro control. I know they sound reyarded but the reflexes you have for your guroscope is a lot closer to mouse aiming you'll get. As

          Use gyro. Up the sensitivity. Use sticks for large movements, gyro for aim adjustment. Practice using the training ranges and singleplayer stages.

          says, use both horizontal gyro and right stick in conjunction and use verticle gyro purley for verticle aim.
          Ink shoots like a complex projectile with fighting game-like hitboxes. Consider every weapon'a ink firing to be an arc, so aiming higher is often more forgivable than lower, depending on the weapon.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why but whenever someone shouts "This way!" after dropping a tacticooler it always makes me smile, it's just a cute image in my head

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you use Tetra Missiles ya moms a hoe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry that Flingza Roller is stuck with them for a year until they add the Foil Flingza

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >23 boss kills with 32 eggs
    How do I harness this power

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Focus entirely on murder when you have the heavy splatling

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >First match of profreshional
    >Spawning Ground
    >3rd wave
    >High tide
    >Fog
    >Mfw
    Also found out you can get high tide with king salmonid, who takes up 75% of the usable surface on Spawning Ground. Is winning that even possible?

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anybody elses inputs lag hard as frick when theyre in the equipment menu? only in that menu.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all the good battle music is in the lobby
    >actual battles are total shit

    waht the frick??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The lobby is all music from the past 2 games, I do like the new music but I wish they would've put some of the tracks in rotation for actual gameplay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The main band of this game [c side] is much better than 2s in my opinion [wet floor]. Although 2 got a lot of good music with updates.

        they should allow lobby music in actual battles as well, this sucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The main band of this game [c side] is much better than 2s in my opinion [wet floor]. Although 2 got a lot of good music with updates.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does the king bar before you queue mean that you can only get the king when your bar is full or what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When the bar is full, you have a 25% chance of seeing the king. It's not guaranteed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing that when it's full you get the king in your next game, and otherwise it's other people having their bars full.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming you mean Salmon Run, that gauge is just an indicator of your process on the bonus card. If it's full that means you've got no more rewards to grind for, aside from the 1 piece of special gear you can keep duping.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the most important ability to stack in your opinion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends entirely on the weapon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the weapon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm suspicious of anything stacking as one might think or the exact percentages as a newcomer myself. Not spending any chunks till that's figured.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In the last game all sub abilities did the same but cost more chunks to apply each subsequent one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      weapon dependent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Different load out demands different abilities. However if it just my favorites then I like Special Charge Up and Ink Saver (Sub) for stacking. Run Speed Up if I'm using a brush.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Serious answer

      If you are shit, or becoming the main Rainmaker-carrier / Tower-Rider:
      >Quick Respawn

      In general:
      >1 gear stacked with 3 Swim Speed Up.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cannot change name again until 10/11 at 12:00am

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no squid beatz means none of the music has any fricking track names
    god damn it, splatoon team

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering if I just didn't see that, that sucks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sussus Amogus shirt
        That's our girl!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we lost squid beatz for a fricking card game
      unironically the worst part of this game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, the card game is REALLY fricking good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope we get squid beats in an update but the card game is fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        squid beats was fricking dogshit
        also the music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Two wrong opinions for the price of one, wow.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >also the music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2
          Not really, it's just different. It wouldn't make sense for them to keep the same style of music in a sequel, especially one that is already iterative in design. Don't want it feeling like the same game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >UHHHHHH IT'S SHIT ON PURPOSE
            have a nice day

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >also the music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2
          Agreed. It doesn't go as hard, which isn't a good thing in this case.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wish they gave you an option to give you just the instrumental versions of the music tracks. I cannot stand the gibberish vocals. Drives me insane.

            >#1 overall splatter every game
            >#1 enemy splatter every game
            >keep losing
            I'm literally hitting myself in the head screaming and crying
            why can't I fricking win when I'm trying my hardest

            Shitty teammates or enemy team have hackers. No fricking joke, I have encountered hackers since launch day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >huge fricking downgrade

          Nah. So far, 3's has been way better overall.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >music in 3 is a huge fricking downgrade from 1 & 2
          Hard disagree, I love the new battle tracks. It just needs more of them since there’s only like 9 tracks

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatoon 3 has barely more than half the stages of Splatoon 2
    >significantly fewer weapons
    Is the upgrade worth it at all?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Conveniently forgetting all of the Splatoon 2 content that was post-launch
      Uh-huh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not forgetting, but I'm comparing CURRENT Splatoon 2 to CURRENT Splatoon 3. Is there any reason to get 3 now instead of waiting a year?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3 has barely more than half the stages of Splatoon 2
      It has like 3x the stages Splatoon 2 had at launch, moron.
      Also, I'll take less weapons with all the rebalancing they've done so far. The lack of MPU alone makes Splatoon 3 the best in the series so far.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know Splatoon games get more content post-launch, I bought the first game at launch when it had 5 maps. I just can't tell if the changes here are significant enough to justify the drop in content.
        I haven't considered the rebalancing though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just not having the stingray in rainmaker, or in the game at all makes it worth it for me. The specials are a lot less gay in this one

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Tacticooler so vague?
    >some abilities

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would Miiverse have actually improved the quality of the posted art? I never got the WiiU so I have no idea how it works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3rd wave
    >got slosher
    >mist
    >managed to pull it off by the grace of the gods
    >booyah spam
    >mfw cohozuna

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so when do you think this game will drop in price

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nintendo games
      >dropping in price
      >ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 years maybe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo first party game
      Never.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >first part Nintendo game
      >drop in price

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It will only ever go up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Nintendo will do a 20% sale near when the paid DLC drops, but that's about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If anything you can wait for a bundle, but that could take years.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Like playing inkbrush
    >Don't have a full movespeed set
    I hate it. Also unless I'm missing something the chunk cost to respec gear is fricking ridiculous. 45 chunks just for one main slot on one piece of gear what the frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty dildos but understandable considering you didn't even have the option to replace Main Abilities before. Plus it's a main ability, which is essentially 3 sub abilities. The extra 15 cost is there just because frick you.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people who didn't pick the spats when creating their character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I picked the cargo shorts to go with the Hawaiian shirts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Splats are only good for the school girl outfit. I like the retro shorts normally, but for winter clothes i choose one of the lo0ng pants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Picked shorts + spats to make a cute yebbie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cute Yebbie
        Back to Discord, tranner. Yebbies are supposed to be cool.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >yebbies
          >cool

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            YAMEROOOOOO

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Swapped from using the Sploosh-o-matic for years to just using the Splattershot Jr. in 3
    >I'm actually kicking ass in PvP for once
    Finally.... range.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The basic b***h weapons are always great in these games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sploosh is my go-to right now cause I can be a real dick with the stamper in the right opportunities. Plus curling bombs are just the superior throwable, bit of brainless strategy to banking them. I’m too used to basic shooters since I feel I cover the most ground with them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till you use the splattershot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does anyone use rangelet weapons? I feel like a god with the Jet Squelcher, popping off squidlets from outside the range of their filthy splattershots.

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they gave the jet squelcher the worst sub and special weapon in the game
    This stupid fricking laser pointer is so worthless. Yeah it really helps me to do a baby fart’s worth of damage and track one person at the cost of all my fricking ink. Good thing my special weapon works at less than half of my main weapon’s range and relies on the guys I’m using it on deciding that maybe they want to kill their own team for a change. Literally anything else would be better than this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >eah it really helps me to do a baby fart’s worth of damage and track one person at the cost of all my fricking ink
      Anon.... Don't fire it directly at enemies. The trail it leaves applies the mark effect.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly didn’t know that. Still don’t think it does me any good in most cases given how little time it exists and how people naturally avoid anything not in their color.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >how people naturally avoid anything not in their color.
          That's the trick, anon. You use it to restrict movement. People instinctively avoid shit that's the other team's color; either they frick up they path by having to switch their plan on the fly or they walk through the line and get marked. It's the same reason the Wave Breaker is so good.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1st wave
    >high tide
    >so many steel eels their armor guards each other
    I'd like to win a game of salmon run and kill the king please game stop giving me impossible rounds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't even know.
      >Mfw glowflies AND fog AND high tide
      I've never lost a round so fast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've had more of those than I can count this rng is killing me and my whole team.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I zipcaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play the campaign and learn. There are like 3 zipcaster stages that'll make you at least competent at the special.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tbf you barely have enough time to do anything significant besides be a distraction I guess

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      be spooder

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >learn the maps' layout in recon mode
      >learn which paths let you spiderman without being seen too much
      >use said paths during chokeholds to harass the enemy from behind or straight up take out their sharpshooter
      >try to live as long as you can before the ability ends

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Get team of all Octos for Salmon Run.
    >Easily victory and 20+ eggs a round
    >Get team with one single Squid (or Squiggers as I call them)
    >Squid barely contributes, runs away from the team, and then just sits there if they die
    >Fail to meet quota and Squigger has 0 egg touches
    Get off my board Squiggers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you guys can handle yourselves, there's a floor over here I need to shoot

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Splatoon cyberpunk?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Order lost, so no.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's post-apocalyptic.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there a full gear list anywhere yet?

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eggsecutive VP bros... go on without me, I'm not sure I can make it to max hazard this time around

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you actually use the Ink Vacuum?
    Feels like unless your opponent has never fought it before, they just stop shooting the moment you pull it out and you're just shit out of luck at that point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes people stop shooting at you, get in front of your allies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Use it defensively when pushing or holding ground. Pretty useful in most Ranked Battles except Clam Blitz.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bro this special is useless, it makes the enemy not shoot you
      Think carefully about what you just said, anon

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain why the smallfry keeps fricking glowing everytime i throw him during a stage i've shot every fricking orfice of the floor what the frick does he want me to do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the levels he will get the Octarians' attention so you can flank them and kill them
      In the hubs he will seek out treasures for you to uncover

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know about the hub parts but during stages where he'll glow the same exact way as if he found something in the hub even with no enemies around

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shoot the ground infront of him he’s signaling hidden treasure

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This weapon class is cursed.
    Not even the chainsaw is anywhere near decent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do well with it, try to play at mid range and sneakily flank people with ninja squid. Remember that the charge shots to 70 damage too so pressuring with them and burst bombs is very effective

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >play salmon run
      >nobody understands that each weapon excels at different things
      >everyone plays like they’re using a splattershot when the whole point of the weapons switching is to force everyone into different roles
      >splatling user never does area control, etc.
      >die during a glowflies round
      >nobody revives you

      The fire rate of the buckets with absolutely none of the coverage!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sloosher just runs around during glowflies instead of slooshing the entire group of salmonids in one sloosh
        >Umbrella just jerks off and launches rhe brella away from the teammate that needs help
        Agony

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Aerospray is area control. Heavy splatling is for obliterating bosses and erasing grouped enemies.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his favorite idol isn't a Squid Sister

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's

      Shiver > Pearl > Callie > Marie > Marina > Frye > Bigman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Marina> Marie> Shiver> Big Man> Marie> Pearl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's right, because they're boring and have stayed boring compared to off the hook and even deep cut
      might've changed if the devs did real shit with them but they won't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn’t matter who is your favorite idol, Callie is universally the second best.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And pray tell, who is number one?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t matter who is your number one idol.

          If it’s Pearl
          If it’s Marie
          If it’s Frye
          If it’s Marina
          If it’s Shiver
          If it’s Big Man

          Callie is always #2

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, she's Agent 1.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Agent 4 and Agent 8 are the only characters that are still MIA. What are they up to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4 and 8 are still commuting, please be patient.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >4
      Ran out of adderall
      >8
      Living her best life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4 and 8 are still commuting, please be patient.

      4 and 8 live together in an apartment in inkopolis and want nothing more to do with world-saving shenanigans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        8 heard 3 suffered yet another concussion and cried at 4 until she agreed to drive her all the way out to Splatsville just to check on their new Cap'n.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't play the other 2 games but this image got me wondering. I made an Octoling and the old man started freaking out about Octolings attacking, which confused me because I thought the Squids and Octos are cool now. Then I saw those tentacle looking guys and my confusion is even worse. Are Octolings their own species or the same as the Octos you play as?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The "Octarians" are both the species' name and the name of DJ Octavio's faction, which has long been in constant conflict with the Squidbeak Splatoon. He uses music to enthrall the Octarians to his cause. Callie and Marie's concert during the final boss of Splat 1 broke that mental conditioning and freed a great many Octarians, including the Octolings Agent 8 and Marina.

            As of now the Octarians and the Inklings have buried the hatchet, so enemy Octarians not under DJ Octavio's faction are brainwashed in some way. In the Octo Expansion, they were "sanitized". In Alterna, they're transformed into hybrids because of the fuzzy ooze.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Octolings are from the same 'family' as the other Octarians. The campaign is just geared for an Inkling protagonist and imho Alterna wasn't as well thought out as Octo Expansion was, so half of it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
              The enemies are (technically) still Octarians but...well, the game never really addresses what exactly happened to them.

              I see, I see. Maybe I should catch up on some lore vids of the first 2 games before I continue the story. Thanks, bros.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >No reproductive organs
              Perfect onaholes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >no reproductive capability
              I can believe that for the basic/giant troopers, but there's no way Octolings are sterile/smooth/whatever else that could mean.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >sterile/smooth/whatever else
                >when every single octoling girl in existence has child-bearing hips
                I think not.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >sterile/smooth/whatever else
                >when every single octoling girl in existence has child-bearing hips
                I think not.

                Remember that according to the Alternan Logs, sealife in Alterna inherited the memories and emotions of mankind, triggering their rapid evolution to a state comparable to mankind. They look that way because we look that way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Marina and DJ PAUL from SashiMori seem to prove that Octolings reproduce like Inklings rather than being the result of cut off tentacles like other Octarians. Additionally, the Japanese lore site for 3 further states that there are two types of Octarians: the ones made from tentacles cut off from a host, and the ones that can become humanoid. Octolings reproduce, even Amazons, that artbook page just muddled things up by having an Octoling underneath that text blurb.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Octolings are from the same 'family' as the other Octarians. The campaign is just geared for an Inkling protagonist and imho Alterna wasn't as well thought out as Octo Expansion was, so half of it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
            The enemies are (technically) still Octarians but...well, the game never really addresses what exactly happened to them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They touched the fuzzy ooze anon :*~~ it made them fuzzy and evil :*~~)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              imo a lot of Alterna feels like something the devs felt they had to make rather than anything they had genuine passion for like OE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Story Mode DLC with Pearl and Marina

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How to farm Sheldon License fast? Need new bucket

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw just sitting here farming the same 150 exp dungeon dice monsters player AI

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forward squidrolling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ON

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          MEAT

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BONE

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3?!

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Less gays on wifi playing rollers please

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >browse clothing
    >there's a skill that enhances dodging
    How do I dodge, bros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Use Dualies. Press Jump or A (I forgot) while shooting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a dedicated dodge maneuver anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shit homie he didn't say squid roll now did he.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But he was referring to that one ability that enhances the roll
            Think homie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Shit my bad homie, for some reason I thought Intensify Action affected Dualies dodge roll too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dualies let you dodge while firing if you hit B and if you are swimming a certain direction and quickly jump (while in swim mode) a different direction you will do a dodge that way too that also deflects a bit of ink while it's happening. You'll know you did the swim dodge if there is a brief flash of light on your character

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can kids these days actually beat the single player? Or am I just getting too old? Died a ton before finally winning.

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Salmon Run

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A communication error has occured

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dead game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      right after I finally got in a game

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best dualies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Either regular or dark tetras.

      Either way the current dualie kits are bad right now, im waiting for them to release better ones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      die dual gay

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >before beating the campaign Frye gives you a little fist pump when you look at them through the window
    >after beating it she gives you a giant two handed wave

    Soul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pearl being visibly pissed off at agent 4 interrupting her and marina will never not be funny to me

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because its hot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >its hot
      She's hot*

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am seething so hard. Everytime we almost kill the king and then like 400 flyfishes and stingers decide to spawn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mfw the king survives on the tiniest splinter of hp
      >Again
      I'm starting to think he gets damage reduction on low health or something because it keeps happening.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably less people are focusing him since more and more shit is spawning. If too many bosses focus me I go all in and just start aggroing all that I can on me so my team can kill them or it in peace but they never do, pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mfw the king survives on the tiniest splinter of hp
      >Again
      I'm starting to think he gets damage reduction on low health or something because it keeps happening.

      >king shows up
      >slosher and brella run around like it's fricking turf war
      >aerospray is trying to collect the golden eggs into the basket
      >trying to just fricking stay alive and chip away at cohozuna long enough for the morons to realize how the mode works
      >die because i get swarmed by 40 cohocks at all angles at the end of a burst
      >rest of the team dies too
      I hate this fricking mode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw haven't killed a king since I was a fricking part timer
        How are people still so bad at higher ranks?

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is this moronic ass weapon that shoots balls that bounce around for a century?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The bathtub

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bloblobber

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Toiletnator

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know how to effectively use Killer Wail yet? It sounds good on paper but the damage and tracking speed is so shit that it’s not even worth it.

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When do they let you actually play the game? Level 4?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean by "play"? You get access to gear at level 4, ranked at level 10, and you get new weapons every level until 30.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You cant change gear until level 4 but Shdon will sell you weapons earlier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Just 3 online matches.

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do male squids have that dumb shoulder wiggle and ass shake that the females have? I don't want to play a foid character but I won't have a choice if the game makes my boy squid a homosexual. I'm straight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based bait, but idk the answer to your question anon. I hope you get seethe replies though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just checked in game. They don't. Male octolings and inklings are normal. It's only the females that act out.

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t tell if the removal of the losing side animation is bad or not. On one hand you don’t get to feel twice as bad for how much your team sucked. On the other hand now you get to see the winning team dab on you when you lose.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >press x
      >maps covers entire screen
      >dont see myself get dabbed on so it didnt happen
      its that easy

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made troons seethe.

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone quick enough to take advantage of the enemy weapon icons on the top of hud?

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is she an octoling? she doesn't have the black borders around her eyes in the same way as octolings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Shiver is an Octoling and Frye is an Inkling.
        Aside from the eyes lacking a connecting mask, other tells are that her ears are round, and her suction cups are on the outside, colored part of her hair tentacles rather than the inside whites of her hair tentacles.

        but the borders of her eyes are not the same as other octolings, for example Frye is clearly not a normal inkling but a vampire inkling, while shiver has certain characteristics not foundnin other octolings like the borders of her eyes not being highlighted by thick black lines or the fact her ears have the same color blurr as her fingers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon the game lets you choose skin color it's not unreasonable to think there are different races of squid/octos with some minor differences. The fact she had suction cups on the outside of her head should tell you she's an Octo. It would be like me saying Pearl can't be a squid because she's tiny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Shiver is an Octoling and Frye is an Inkling.
      Aside from the eyes lacking a connecting mask, other tells are that her ears are round, and her suction cups are on the outside, colored part of her hair tentacles rather than the inside whites of her hair tentacles.

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the sexiest outfit combo? I must ink

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly does Special Power Up do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the special.
      Here's what it did in 2 for example.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of those seem to have a speed or timing altering skill involved thay may really frick up a skilled player's perception of saftey to doge or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Often just increase duration.

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get over the fact that one of the battle songs sounds like Asian Kung-fu Generation. Fricks me up.

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A postgame level? Interesting. But I've already beaten Girl Power, Target Town, and Inner Agent 3 - how bad could this possibly be?
    >

    The checkpoints make it quite doable, since the first platforming section and the rail grind sections just require practice, the soaker block section is genuinely free, and the Octoling horde just requires you to stay calm. Inner Agent 3 was harder overall.

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DLC Campaign
    >Agent 8 is with Pearl & Marina, as they became friends.
    >They mention how they ditched Cuttlefish because they hate don’t like him or something.

  132. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >High Tide
    >"Oh Christ, not again, can I get ONE shift without-"
    >It's Mudmouths
    >MFW
    Why are most events wildly easier than a normal wave in this game? Hell, even Grillers aren't so bad as long as your crew isn't braindead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sky goes dark, expect glowflies
      >get whack-a-salmon instead
      nice shift

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get high tide mud mouths
      >the game glitches and throwing bombs into the mouth just makes them change location without shitting an egg

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the proper way to run from grillers for your team? Just run a circle or is there a specific spot that's good?

  133. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to practice using the rainmaker? I don't know how the frick it fires and "in the middle of a game" is absolutely not the place to learn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, use the scouting mode. Puts on you an empty map/gamemode combination so you can learn where the objectives are and try out the Rainmaker.

  134. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally made it to Eggsecutive VP. But I've only beaten Cohozuna once in this entire time.

  135. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sexooooooooooooooo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >greyimpact

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gatfrickindayum

  136. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make sword weapon
    >terrible at close range

  137. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why can't I use anything except the hydra

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know why

  138. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That Undercover Brella durability
    Let me guess, it sucks

  139. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone notice literally all the gay and troony messages that were there yesterday were removed? I'm not even exaggerating, it went from like half the messages to zero for me. Seems like Nintendo got off their fat lazy asses and started banning them. I hope you are all doing your part and reporting this bullshit every time you see it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I'm still seeing "I like men" posts along with the furry posts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nah, I'm still seeing "I like men" posts along with the furry posts.
        I still see the I like men posts but those are very ambiguous, mostly because I see them coming from female characters (even though we all know it's a man posting it). But all the stuff like "gay pride" or "big man supports trans rights" was deleted, and that was like half my posts yesterday so it obviously isn't a coincidence. The furry stuff is still there but I think Nintendo may not entirely realize what that is because it looks fairly innocuous most of the time.

  140. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking broke
    wat do, there's a shit ton of stuff i wanna buy and didn't get any x2 cash food tickets on the daily gacha roll
    no capsules from salmon run either, just hats for now
    do i just do regular turf wars or anarchy battles?

  141. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I finally get the bow.

    You literally just use it to charge specials. Avoid everyone, use the insane turf coverage, and charge up specials one after the other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bow
      range too short!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >takes all your turf coverage

  142. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3? Are there any signs of us getting a fifth ranked mode?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plz bathe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing concrete but both games have gotten an additional ranked mode patched in post launch so it wouldn't be surprising.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Screw that, I wanna know if salmon run is gonna keep getting content updates!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        every month there is new gear and event where salmon invade the regular stages
        it's already got 5 times more content than it did in splatoon 2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's never enough! The salmon must flow!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > event where salmon invade the regular stages

          It would be really cool if the hub world changed to reflect the salmon invading, would almost be like a salmon Tun themed Splatfest. Pretty sure we’re getting more King Salmonids too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Pretty sure we’re getting more King Salmonids too
            yeah i think the direct hinted more than just the big fat one
            i thought it would be in the base game but they're probably going to add new ones in updates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3?
      b***h the game just came out
      we haven't even gotten the first splat fest yet, i bet you're not even out of B rank in any mode yet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't own 3 yet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What do we know about the future of Splatoon 3? Are there any signs of us getting a fifth ranked mode?
      There's most likely a direct next week (heavy leaks and it being right before TGS with Nintendo always doing a direct before TGS). I would expect we hear something about Splatoon 3's future plans there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They already announced a new expansion featuring Marina and Pearl is in development during the Splatoon 3 DIrect, anon. It's only a matter of time. I do hope they give us a couple more Ranked modes and some new Salmon Run bosses / events too

  143. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just in case you didn't know the game lets you change your splatfest region as much as you want. So if you want to check out other regions art you can.

  144. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of open anarchy matches
    what am I supposed to do when I run out of ranked points

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give up

  145. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What times do the shops refresh, anyways?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I swear I've had the same shit for 2 days now

  146. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game didn't recognize my Splatoon 2 save. Is it because I made after launching 3?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, but it doesn't really matter because all it does anyway is unlock weapons you will naturally unlock but a little faster.

  147. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >#1 overall splatter every game
    >#1 enemy splatter every game
    >keep losing
    I'm literally hitting myself in the head screaming and crying
    why can't I fricking win when I'm trying my hardest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      turf wars or ranked?
      the game is about completing the objective not getting the most kills. if you don't focus on the objective you'll never win. whether that be inking the most turf or whatever ranked mode is on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm using a fricking splatling
        it's not my fricking fault if I kill the whole fricking team and nobody else does ANYTHING

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What are you playing? If it's turf war there is zero skill to turf war it is complete luck whether you win or not. That's because there's no ability to snowball or gain a real lead there so only the last 30 seconds actually matters. If you are playing turf war my advice would be to never play turf war except during a splatfest because it's a terrible game mode made for children who are too dumb to fight over an objective.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not playing fricking turf war you stupid Black person

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not playing fricking turf war you stupid Black person
              Then you killing the most people doesn't tell us anything. Ranked matches are not about kills.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fricking video game man calm down. Do you think winning more is going to make your dick grow or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >#1 most splatted turf
      >#1 super jump location
      >#1 overall splatter
      >win every game
      It's pure objective focussed gameplay. Deny enemy mobility, defend the objective, play around actually winning and not being top of the leader board.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why can't I fricking win when I'm trying my hardest
      It's a team game, man. You can play perfectly and still lose through no fault of your own. That's just how it works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play the objective. If you're getting gold medals every game then even if you lose all your series matches you'll gain a decent amount of points. And calm down you fricking sperg.

  148. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >try out heavy splatling
    >get 1 kill the entire game and lose horribly
    what am i doing wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're channeling my spirit. haha, I suck at this but it's fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Find your vantage and sit tight covering your team and anyone who wanders into your range, move with your team to the next vantage, watch flanks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My aim might be too shitty for this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Story of my life with this. Autism is getting to me keeping me from trying any new weapon because I can see my Win/Loss ratio and don't want to forever ruin my record.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just get on a perch out-ink the enemy until they get frustrated and make a mistake. The special is there to support your team and make it harder for the enemy to push. Its a decent weapon, if there are no chargers or hydra splatlings on the other team. I think the splattershot pro is a better pick for the role it's trying to fill, but it still feels like a step up from Splatoon 2.

  149. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lose 4 games in a row on round 1
    TIMMY WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING?

  150. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reason for me to not just stack ink savers? Seriously I don't know what else to pick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet youll end up looking Dry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I already am, seriously I keep running out of ink on this damn Stamper.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you spend half the game swimming which replenishes ink and makes ink savers kind of a waste. you're better off with ink refill or anything else really. it's only justifiable if you use a weapon that consumes way too much ink like the Dynamo. otherwise just go for swim speed up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, isn't this a good reason NOT to use ink refill? You end up swimming in ink so much it gets refilled no matter what very fast, ink saver at least lets you throw a subweapon AND ink a bunch of territory or fight a long battle against an enemy without needing to refill so soon.

  151. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Bloblobber good?

  152. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you get a bigger locker? Is it player level?

  153. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else stuck in B+ hell?

  154. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How important are the roll i-frames when jumping out of ink? Should I practice doing them right when someone is shooting at me so I start doing it reflexively?

  155. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AUUUGHH!!! I WANNA SPLAT!!!!

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