Splatoon 3

>get assigned the Bow during Salmon Run

How you holding up bros

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A connection error has occurred
    >A connection error has occurred
    >A connection error has occurred
    >A connection error has occurred
    >A connection error has occurred
    The online is dogshit, every 1 in 5 games is like this. It's significantly worse than it ever was in Splat 2. How did they shit it like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than either of the previous games. Fix your Wifi.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not using wifi, got an ethernet adapter. I don't have any issues in any other game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tell the other 7 players to fix their wifi

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tell nintendo to improve their matchmaking system to stop connecting me to people apparently playing on mcdonald's wifi then

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i would suggest that if they drop connections a lot they should be losing sr and play with bottom of the barrel noobs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but that's bullshit, my ethernet is rock solid cock and I get constant disconnections and matchmaking fails, many people online are too, it's shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fix your ISP then gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really hope this is a troll reply.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, go down to comcast or spectrum or whatever and demand that they make your internet more stable and rant about how it's ruining your multiplayer experience in a nintendo game where squid children shoot colored ink at each other, they'll definitely take you seriously.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying fat comcast nintendies arent gonna be understanding, open up to you and cry about the same problems

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what kind of place you live in where the people working at your ISP office aren't an elderly female receptionist and her harem of redneck cable installers?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was worse for me yesterday but I still get a few connection errors every once in awhile.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not using wifi, got an ethernet adapter. I don't have any issues in any other game.

      You're playing with ragequitters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It happens during matchmaking, so no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then it's other people's shitty internet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pretty much

            Tell nintendo to improve their matchmaking system to stop connecting me to people apparently playing on mcdonald's wifi then

            No, go down to comcast or spectrum or whatever and demand that they make your internet more stable and rant about how it's ruining your multiplayer experience in a nintendo game where squid children shoot colored ink at each other, they'll definitely take you seriously.

            My internet is fine, I have no issues with any other game. Even splatoon 2 was 99.9% fine.

            i would suggest that if they drop connections a lot they should be losing sr and play with bottom of the barrel noobs

            I was under the impression that splatoon already does that, does it not? would be stupid not to, most other online games do especially for ranked play.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing on wifi 45 mb down 20 up and haven't had any problems

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm on ethernet, around 50 up 50 down and have had numerous "a connection error has occurred" popups during matchmaking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, just maybe you could stop being a third worlder?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        third worlder and can confirm 1 or 2 / 5 games drops my connection.

        fucking creatures children, take the L you little shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can guarantee my internet is faster than yours.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I send feedback to nintendo about this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm going back to TF2 until this is sorted. Waste of my time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >TF2
        yikes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my machine, fix your shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t understand this meme. Are you all third worlders Brazilian monkey morons with favella donkey powered internet or something?
      I live in nipland have had 0 connection issues. Been playing for >10 hours and dropped from 0 games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are a lot of people that have double nat or doesn't have nat type A and doesn't know it, this problems go away once you use DMZ in their router

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More or less this. If the nintendo servers can't establish a connection TO you via. direct connection, STUN, or UPnP or NAT-PMP then you are dependant on one of the other 7 players being the host because you can't be. Because the game is new it's full of super casuals just dropping in for a match or two then dropping out to do something else so the hosts are hanging around a lot less often than a mature game like Sploon2.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have NAT type B, what does that mean?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happens when you have wifi warriors.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. All tendies trying to defend this shit are pathetic.
      My connection is nat type A, 50mbps AND i'm using cable yet still get errors constantly. What fucking joke.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ranked is such a shitshow right now. It's a fucking mess of literal children and the sweatiest motherfuckers on earth, with half of my team always being dead. I regret importing my save

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a scrub having tons of fun with even matches 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not much better down in C. Half of the players are literal 5 year olds who somehow managed to earn enough xp in Turf Wars to make it to level 10 and half sweaty X rankers who purposely chose not to import their save so they could stomp kiddies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone that had a previous rank above B was given B- rank when carrying over their data. This includes a mix of B players all the way up to X rank players in the same pool. It's honestly retarded, I have no idea why they would do this rather than just putting you in a tier or 2 below what you were at in Splat 2.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so is single player good or not?
    I enjoyed 2's SP campaign and DLC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm taking my time to go through every single level, on the fourth island now and it's basically a slightly easier version of the Octo Expansion with an open hub map that you can explore or beeline for the bosses, easily the best base campaign on a Splatoon game so far.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice, how does it run docked?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nearly 1080p/60 all the time. The lowest it drops is like 860p

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hearing English as the rocket counts down after a whole game of squid sounds was kinda jarring.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Won't get my copy til Monday
    At least the kids will be in school.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going fucking insane from the same Salmonid beat replaying over and over.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy physical because multiplayer games lose my interest quickly and I can always resell it for like $50 down the line, essentially paying 15 to "rent" it indefinitely
    >playing through XC3 at the same time and I hate having to swap carts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i only get physical for single player games since changing cartridges sucks and is soulless on the switch plus i never sell my games anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon is the one Nintendo series I buy digitally. Fuck cart swapping for games designed to be played 30 minutes a day and it's not like I have interest in replaying their campaigns a decade from now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can always resell it for like $50 down the line

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo games keep their value

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your woomys and veemos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking Cohozuna, haven't managed a single kill on it yet. Any tips besides get gud?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just shoot it, Fox!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The eggs do the most damage so you should really focus on killing the other bosses to damage it rather than shoot it directly

          really? I've only fought him twice but he seems pretty easy. you are shooting the gold eggs at him right?

          It's basically just a giant moving egg basket. Kill boss salmonids and shoot the eggs at it

          Fair enough then - I know about shooting the eggs at him but when we get to that point there's normally several boss salmonids at once, and everyone has their hands full (or dying repeatedly) so we usually time out before we can get a kill. I think the lowest I've seen his health is like 50%.

          HOW THE FUCK

          The location or the pose? Former it's accessible via the stairs to the hat shop, latter if you stick an amiibo on your controller when you're in photomode it gives you some poses to use. I've just been using the squid one so no idea if it varies.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I meant the location, I tried forever to get there from the other side of the sign. Didn’t think about going around

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The eggs do the most damage so you should really focus on killing the other bosses to damage it rather than shoot it directly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        really? I've only fought him twice but he seems pretty easy. you are shooting the gold eggs at him right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's basically just a giant moving egg basket. Kill boss salmonids and shoot the eggs at it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah
        put on a trip already

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOW THE FUCK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        git gud

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just like any boss, hang back and observe its attacks.
        -He targets players by jumping in the air and trying to land on them.
        -when he sways back and puts his fins in the air, he attacks with a splash lunge attack directly in front of him.

        he seems to only have these 2 moves. the mooks around him are what will kill you if you get careless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Protip: Shoot the Cohozuna until it dies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the bonus stage in the campaign. Took me two hours and I regret nothing. Granted it said I earned new online titles and they aren't in my options for some reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go to the hall terminal to get them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that in the online lobby?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squeezer might actually be the best weapon in the game right now outside of N-Zap but that's only because N-Zap has Tacticooler.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What time does the shop update?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      8 PM EDT so in approximately 2 hours and 15 minutes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 hours and 13 minutes

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post yfw Calamari Inkantation 3MIX

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this shit again?
      why can't they stop reusing this song

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The song loses its magic if it keeps being used in every single campaign. They even had it in OE for the secret boss. Do something new, goddamnit!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is probably the last time it gets used in a big way since this is the "finale" of the current saga

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best version

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you go to ammo knights after leveling up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hit the speed up button.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's faster to mash a

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have only won a single match in 2 series. I fucking hate this game

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing on portable mode at Barnes and Noble

    SOMEBODY STOP ME

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made my username Splatoon 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why not Splatoon 4?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does the bow feel like such ass?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They made the new weapons bad on purpose, as a joke.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to change music in the lobby building?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I though the Bow and Katana were bad but I just wasn't using them right so I watched some pros and they also can't make them work and are bad with them and think they're bad weapons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pro splatoon player

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk i've met some real good trishooters in ranked. i'm c- so you know i'm legit

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play as a salmonid

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros, I gotta be honest. range blaster is the best weapon in the game

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many levels does the catalogue have?
    Has a list of the rewards been put out anywhere?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100 and yes, i think its on splatnet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiling the catalogue surprises instead of being surprised every time you go back to hotlandis for your new prize
      ngmi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100

      There's a second catalog after the first though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the fuck do they expect anyone who doesn't no life the game to get all the rewards?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >After Alterna

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After Alterna only took me a handful of tries, though I did derust to Splatoon's bullshit by replaying Octo Expansion a few days ago.

      What is the worst sub? For me it's ink mine.

      I love the Ink Mine, but on some maps it is just absolutely shit. I cannot for the love of me figure out good placement on Eeltail.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure I like the changes they made to clam blitz. It's way too easy to make a power clam, I think ten for a football in s2 was just fine. Now it has s2 rainmaker syndrome where every match feels extremely one sided. Of course I know ranked is a mess right now, but cb just feels awful to play. I don't know how I feel about being able to jump back to spawn without losing your clams either

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hammerhead Bridge was a shit stage in 1 and it's a shit stage in 3. There's only one path forward so if one team can dominate, there's no fucking way the other team is getting through.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the worst sub? For me it's ink mine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woops didn't meant to give a (You) to anyone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >worst sub
        Point sensor is very ironically named, since it has none.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like the Autobomb fulfills the same detection purpose as the Point Sensor while also having really obvious advantages.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey fuck you me and my squiffer have been point sensing since splatoon 1 just fine
          it's helpful to make my retarded teammates realize that there's someone behind us that we need to kill

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was a huge fan of it on my nautilus in 2, had good range and marked them for everyone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hell no, that thing rules on something like a splatling.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have the bow than the Shitana.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    testo

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a badge for weapon freshness but it's not showing up to put it on my Splashtag, where the fuck is it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      receive items from the computer in the lobby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure it wasn't a sticker for your locker?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, it was a sticker, why is the locker room on a random unmarked black wall the game never points you to?

        Anyone know what all the freshness ranks earn you? Does turf war freshness (why do they share a name Nintendo) get you anything but EXP and the flag?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I believe when you're fresh with a certain weapon for a while you periodically get a bonus to your overall freshness after a match. It's a big chunk, like a couple matches worth of points all at once.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You get a weapon license when your freshness rank goes up, not sure what else it does.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why is the locker room on a random unmarked black wall the game never points you to?
          It un-darkens after the first time you visit it, but yeah it's really confusing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it in the terminal?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a sticker sadly
      I wanted it on my plate

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The track that just goes BING BING BANG BING BING BING

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking great, got up to Pro +2 so far and the malding and frustration hasn't set in yet. Being forced to level up to 10 only through Turf War is dreadful though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >malding and frustration
      here's a little excerpt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        glad it's not just me that's noticed the weird boncy physics jank on these flying bastards. As if they weren't already annoying enough to deal with already. I think I got a clip somewhere of a bomb literally going straight in and bouncing out anyway as if someone yanked it out with invisible thread.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally all you have to do is aim for the interior of the trash can instead of bouncing the grenade off the lid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        glad it's not just me that's noticed the weird boncy physics jank on these flying bastards. As if they weren't already annoying enough to deal with already. I think I got a clip somewhere of a bomb literally going straight in and bouncing out anyway as if someone yanked it out with invisible thread.

        I swear we had an invulnerable one yesterday. Everyone kept making rounds of the stage passing by the fucker for the entire wave, trying to get their throw to register. It was frustrating and amusing at the same time.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yup I don't like Undertow Spillway.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw no weapons clicking with me

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the single player OST

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YOU TENTAMISSILES
    FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUUUUU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they bring them back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk but seriously fuck them and every weapon that has them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seriously this shit is so cheap, braindead and boring
        at least the shield bubble special can kinda counter them

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It was never even close to this bad in splatoon 2

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >winning in splat zones
    >continue w/ group
    >now sitting in a lobby by myself
    >Matching... 400 seconds
    how the FUCK do I leave?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Press home button, wait at home menu for a few seconds, open game back up. Same as s2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why not just put in a "leave" option in the fucking menu?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's okay when nintendo does it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there is a leave button when you first queue up but it disappears after like 10 seconds
          i guess their poor little matchmaking servers cant handle people dropping in and out of matchmaking all the time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slightly faster to hold HOME and then turn airplane mode on and off again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't use airplane mode when docked and I assume that's how most people are playing this game

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fucking get good at Gyro controls.

    When I fight someone 1v1 I either always die or we both die at the same time.

    Has anyone got any tips to improve? It feels like I just can't get good with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keep them at range with something like splattershot pro or squelchers. It's easier to aim when they aren't in your face.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find a weapon that suits you. Most people find the pistol or submachine gun style weapons easiest (i.e. splattershot, n-zap, sploosh-o-matic), but you might find rollers are your thing, or brushes, or a minigun. Also, don't forget about using your sub whenever you have a window to do so - it's especially important for new players to learn how to bomb throw.

      You can practice more easily than ever now, so use that opportunity whilst you queue for a match.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't shoot better then shoot first.
      Learn positioning and when too retreat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Octobrush and you don't even need to aim lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like the biggest issue is that people need to turn up their sensitivity. Find the sensitivity that best suits you and remember to use the stick for general camera movement and the gyro for precise aiming.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So gyro should be low sensitivity, stick high?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah other way around, put gyro at max and see how it feels.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I prefer the gyro to be more sensitive because it allows me to lock on my target and follow them more easily while the stick is less sensitive because I find the camera moving too quickly to be disorienting.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's almost the opposite in my experience, though, I get more errors whenever I choose to continue immediately (and stay as a team), compared to if I queue anew.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, kind of an awkward map.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Salmon Run fun and worth ranking up in? I’m very much more pve oriented but idk if it has any depth to it at all I’ve played a few matches but it was super easy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets more hectic and complexity comes when there's 4 special salmonids after you with different weaknesses you have to kill them with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It gets harder as you rank up, it's pretty fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The higher your rank, the crazier the mode gets. You'll be hearing "BwwwoooOOooooOooo" like every ten seconds.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the fuck do I get new tags for my ID?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game says that to post online you need twitter/Facebook, anyone knows if you delete the post from your account it gets deleted in the game too?
    Is there a max number of posts you can make?
    Can you see your own posts anywhere in the game?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to kill the Cohozuna? I haven't killed him once since reaching Profreshional

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eggs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't die and be really fast at killing bosses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cuckhozuna kneels to the splatana chad

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay I got the game
    do I play multiplayer or single player first?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play either until you've 100%ed the card game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, the item you get when you max out your card battle level is fucking INSANE in ranked matches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Single player. Multiplayer will run out of power eventually if you don't.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where the FUCK do you get the rewards for salmon run?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next to Mr Grizz's radio

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      next to grizz

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See the counter next to the radio and manual?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      read the manual whilst you're at it, scrub.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have spent like 20 minutes taking upskirt shots of Callie I am very well adjusted

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck would I ever use anything besides the aero spray? Genuine question

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go play ranked niggy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good point. I'm still lvl 5, just been playing for a lil over two hours. What's everyone using on ranked?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A mix of everything
          but if you want meta, then Nzap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just felt like an inaccurate weapon when I tested it and I like killing people with paintbrush.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A mix of everything
        but if you want meta, then Nzap

        [...]
        >no range
        >sucks at killing
        >questionable kit
        It's only good at turfing and there's other weapons who can do that just as well while having better kits and kill power.
        It can be decent in splat zones but even then there's better options.

        Thanks for the answers everybody. Hope you're all enjoying the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good point. I'm still lvl 5, just been playing for a lil over two hours. What's everyone using on ranked?

      >no range
      >sucks at killing
      >questionable kit
      It's only good at turfing and there's other weapons who can do that just as well while having better kits and kill power.
      It can be decent in splat zones but even then there's better options.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >questionable kit
        lol what? one of the best specials in the game and fizzy grenades that paints in front of you and then cluster bombs...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im gonna be real i dont even know what kit it has i just wanted to convince him that aerospray sucks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What weapons have the best kits?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss sea slug auntie

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone criticizes Nintendo's shitty netcode
    >it must be your fault, there's no way a company known for being utter dogshit when it comes to online could have bad online networking in this game!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep spamming the thread and the servers will get better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sorry for your experience but I’ve only been dcd once in the 30 matches I played today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sucks to be third worlders, im playing on wifi and have had like 1 or 2 DCs in 50+ games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're the reason I keep getting connection errors, wifi moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no excuse, but in my experience I've only had 1 DC in 70-80 games. I'm on wired in Northern Europe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do your get with the amiibo's this time around?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same stuff as before and because male and female characters share the same clothes you get both when it's available which kind of opens certain options.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really not get any more bonuses in salmon run after hitting like 1500 or 2000 points? All I get now is the same hat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It resets every shift.

      Though the hat is monthly.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nope that’s shit
    Connection is fine though and I have dogshit internet

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Last one alive in a Salmon Run
    >Idiots keep moving around like morons as I frantically attempt to hit them with the fucking Splatana
    Just stop moving. Just sit still. Unless I, or anyone else, am very far from you, you do not need to move around in circles to get my attention to save you. This fucking piece of shit weapon is annoying enough to use without having to try and hit a moving target the size of Small Fry while I am running for my life from 5 boss salmonids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes its easier to chuck a bomb at the bouncy little fuckers.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These fucking story mode missions are gonna fucking insane

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the storymode this time around is so involved, I love it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”God these new idols are such shit they have no charisma”
      >1 (one) scene into story mode
      >Everyone loves them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean just like splatoon 2 idols

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >1 scene
        okay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're just Team Rocket and I love it so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PROMOTIONS!!
      Shiver

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They'll definitely drop dead after the 4th shot!
    >snorts bleach powder

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not understand what squid surge is for

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i keep forgetting it exists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you don't die immediately when climbing a wall someone is shooting down I presume

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like it's mainly for rollers to quickly jump up and kill anyone standing there
      apart from that seems kinda useless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's extremely situational, I think. I use the dash roll thing (forget the name) all the time, but squid surge I haven't found a use for nor seen anyone use it in a practical way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use it all the time on the fish sticks in Salmon run because some weapons can’t ink the whole pole (or can’t do so fast enough), and with the squid surge you only have to ink the bottom half or so

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he actually believes 7th gen gaming isn't zoomer

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hoe the fuck do you beat the first boss in story mode? Third phase is literally impossible lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is impossible, no one has beaten it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot at it until it dies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ??????????????????????????????????
      mf how? Can you not read?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You joke but there genuinely doesn’t seem to be enough time to kill all the eels in each attack/the gun they give you is not strong enough to kill them all in time. Is there some sort of upgrade to the gun that I missed or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just keep shooting at them anon, she'll get tipped over eventually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can move closer with the ship. Gotta get closer to the big spots to suck em.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unnamed Hero Mode Track 2 and Unnamed Hero Mode Track 8, my beloved

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >after alterna is platforming
    Why also is there at least a few checkpoints

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Got my splattershot to "Fresh" status
    >Got to level 7
    >Squid kid amiibo still wont give me the full ninja outfit

    I just want to be a ninja

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, my amiibo just handed me everything immediately. Not sure if it’s because I saved shit on them or because I imported my save

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they have any data from splatoon 1 or 2 saved on them at all, they just give you all the gear immediately

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They keep making her more sexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no one will ever find Agent 4 because he's locked in your sex dungeon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Agent 4
        >he

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the bow would be better if they let you choose of continue hitting many enemies vs a strong shot

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is the point of ranked series? No one sticks around long enough anyway

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game is flopping hard, you can tell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got your bag of dicks and crows ready?

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pick Chaos for Pearl
    >anticipating what sort of role she'll have in Splatoon 3
    >syke she isn't in the base campaign, DLC campaign again
    What the fuck man? Blue balls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like you aren't voting for the idol :^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't give me that shit, everyone was speculating that Off the Hook was going to have some role in the story before the first story mode trailer dropped.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does that matter

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sniper story mission

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shoot 60 targets in 60 seconds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just squid right up to the balloons and pop pop pop

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have gone full Champion's Road and removed the checkpoints from After Alterna.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DO I IMPORT MY SAVE DATA?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It hardly matters, you'll be stuck in grind hell anyway for a little while as they decided to lump everyone into B- when you import data regardless of your previous ranks. Might as well import so you at least get a choice of any 3 weapons free.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed you bloblobber
    I don't even care if you're suboptimal

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck can't we do salmon run solo, offline?!
    or just local multiplayer. why the fuck does all this cancerous online DRM have to be attached to good content that works well for single player. I don't want to player with random retards and deal with online lag and dropouts.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >solo Salmon Run
      Sounds boring as fuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not. it's way better.

        the fuckers just made it impossible to get a solo game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oops embed fucked up

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >2007 is old
    My 13-years younger sister played TF2 constantly growing up
    She’s cool though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2007 was 15 years ago. Let that sink in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you mean the perfect age to have been played by zoomers

        [...]
        i will never ever defend p2p but sadly it turned into the norm after consolemorons and modern warfare 2 sucess.

        [...]
        There is a lolo2 and 3? the fuck? that game was scary as af when i was a kid

        Yeah I honestly haven’t spent much time with them, I gave my NES games to my cousin decades ago when he moved away, he returned them recently with a bunch of new games added, including those

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i will never ever defend p2p but sadly it turned into the norm after consolemorons and modern warfare 2 sucess.

    [...]
    >2007 is old
    My 13-years younger sister played TF2 constantly growing up
    She’s cool though

    There is a lolo2 and 3? the fuck? that game was scary as af when i was a kid

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I desire to use the biggest gun. Any Hydra aficionados got tips?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it's anything like heavy splatling then stack the fuck out of run speed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Been working on prioritizing run speed since you spend so much time running around in kid form.

        When you’re revved your ttk is unparalleled

        If you aren’t revved, four quick taps will still kill when desperate

        Wait until they’re in range and THEN shoot, don’t just spray, that lets them know where your range stops

        I need to get better at using small bursts in a pinch. Getting spooked when someone sneaks up on me has been a source of a lot of deaths.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you’re revved your ttk is unparalleled

      If you aren’t revved, four quick taps will still kill when desperate

      Wait until they’re in range and THEN shoot, don’t just spray, that lets them know where your range stops

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously why the FUCK AM I ALEAYS LOSING FUCK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ur playing against me, fag

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does upgrading your gear in single player change your clothes? I wanna keep my chocolate midriff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know but I also want the answer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, you stay in those slutty clothes
      Your appearance does change however at the level results screen depending on how much armor you obtained

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Still won't upgrade, I'm not a casual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You gotta upgrade it to max if you want those Callie and Marie stickers for your nametag.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First official splatfest when?

    Also when are those Big Runs gonna happen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe two weeks from now.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post lockers

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a way to lock your ink color in salmon run?
    I'm colorblind and whenever it uses pink ink for the team during fog I legitimately cannot see what's been inked. Shit sucks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turn on color lock.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't appear to work on salmon run

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The internet says it does. I dunno.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They really need to fix spawn point squid jumping, or make the area inked by default
    like why is this where the spawn point is on this map? you can't even fucking ink it!

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apparently unpairing your joycons from your switch (not just removing them from the switch, there's an option to unpair all controllers in settings) and putting the switch into airplane mode (bluetooth enabled, ethernet connection) decreases interference with the pro controller and makes it more reliable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is some of the most autistic tinfoil hat shit i've ever read, congrats

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's true apparently

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they have to go with calling the player Agent 3 in this game? Every time they do it, it feels wrong because in my head Agent 3 is the Splatoon 1 agent. It's like that dumb reboot naming scheme that calls a reboot the same name as the original property, but for characters, it's stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i assume its supposed to be a homage to james bond, 007. it's just a code name for a really good agent that changes hands every generation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Agent 1 and Agent 2 are the same agents, and the old Agent 3 is, y'know, still there.

        Agent 3 got promoted

        Since Agent 3 is the new captain of the squidbeak splatoon, it opened a new slot for a new agent 3

        They didn't have to do the whole Captain thing, and they still could've called Agent 3 Agent 3 either way. Plus, there's a whole 3 slots they could've put the new Agent in - Agent 5, 6, 7...even 9 if you count Deep Cut being hired as them taking up slots. It's just dumb.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They didn't have to do the whole Captain thing,
          Agent 3 saving our asses in Octo Expansion from being minced octo meat is absolutely worth a promotion

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Worth a promotion to standing around, not doing any captaining and letting others speak for them. Damn, wish I'd get that kind of promotion.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Captain can only speak in booyahs

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >letting others speak for them
              You mean having a former world famous teen idol as your secretary because you’re too important to speak directly to the grunts?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Captain Cuttlefish didn't feel himself too important to talk to 3.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He’s also not having nightly lesbian shapeshifter tentacle threesomes with pop stars, he’s old school like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agent 3 got promoted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Since Agent 3 is the new captain of the squidbeak splatoon, it opened a new slot for a new agent 3

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man i don't remember people being this good at the game, I'm getting my ass handed to me and being alive for like 5 seconds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game just came out and veterans are everywhere
      Give it a few weeks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the A to X rank players are lumped in with B rank right now

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC you're suppose to get a ticket for weapon proficiency? Is there a progress bar somewhere for that?

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The vast majority of players I see are Octolings, I kinda want to switch to Inkling just to be a contrarian.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what I did because I’m a hipster gay
      Also because hime cuts are good

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how to play this thing without being rushed down.
    I think I wasted a golden ticket just because it looks cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay behind your teammates. If they die, throw bombs, use your special, and/or GTFO. And yeah playing backline is hard if the other team knows what they're doing and yours doesn't.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never played splatoon before bros will I just get sharted on if I start now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's getting sharted on just go ahead in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but just have fun
      I was like S+7 with splatling in 2 but I’m taking this opportunity to be a shitter and try other weapons

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m finally gonna be able to play tomorrow, are there any weapons that are more like a grenade/rocket launcher heavy weapons guy? I played the splat fest and I only liked the umbrella and moonblaster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explosher, blasters

      Splatling is literally heavy from tf2 if that’s what you mean

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I meant EXPLOSIONS
        I’ll check out explosher then

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatana and Stringer both in salmon run
    >Any story missions with splatana and stringer
    >Your team in turf wars using splatana and stringer
    >These garbage weapons plaguing everything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splatana is good though, I’ve been using it and I almost always have a good k/d

      what's the difference between anarchy series and open?

      Anarchy is win five to gain, lose three to lose

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got rid of fucking Splashdown
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Splashdown was the definition of a noobstomper. It's good at low level where no one knows how to deal with it but it's shit at high/top level where everyone knows how to deal with it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Always feels good catching people off-guard with the superjump splashdown though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The line+explosion train special looks like the new Splashdown, only it kills me from ANY point in the blast radius, comes out faster, and is harder to counter.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the difference between anarchy series and open?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Open is easy mode where you can't really rank up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh so it gets easier to level in Anarchy? God I hope so because I'm hearing level 98 catalog levels and just feeling the grind before even getting to level 10.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For Glory / For Fun

        Splatana is good though, I’ve been using it and I almost always have a good k/d

        [...]
        Anarchy is win five to gain, lose three to lose

        >5 fucking games
        why the fuck would I play series

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To level up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For the benefits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For Glory / For Fun

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doing the mandatory Turf War battles to get to level 4
    >top paint (with SPLATTERSHOT PRO) and top frag in every single game
    >lose anyway
    I swear Splatoon 3 has the most "oh you're half-decent at the game, we better make sure we team you up with complete shitters for BaLaNcE" matchmaking of any game. And the other team's power level is just whatever it feels like. Only I specifically am getting shafted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meant Splatoon in general, it's always been like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worse feeling in the world is when (You) are doing just fine against a full team and you lose because you were 3v4 the whole time with a --/--/00 was afk or gave up 10 seconds into the match.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every loss is me topping the board and my team doing nothing
      >every win is me doing fuck all why 3 god players hard carry me
      they crafted the perfect match making to make sure you have as little fun as possible no matter the outcome of the match
      might as well afk, it wont effect the winrate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the worst thing that can happen in a MP game (well, obviously besides cheaters ruining matches), and it happens all too often here. Such a killjoy to have wonderful individual performance ruined by useless teammates, but winning through getting carried also gives zero satisfaction.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck do I keep FUCKING LOSING
    Are dualies fucking garbage for splat zones?????!!!!?!!

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep the creepy wanker away from my squidgame, thanks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now post Tony Soprano

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the hell do you make posts like this detailed. I wanna know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Precision and dotting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao no there's a program you can use that draws images directly into the thing

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come all the inkable long-horizontal walls are gone? They're all just vertical now, serving no point other than to climb up something tall. Feel like only the original let you use the creative movement creatively.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post records

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the best way to post shit while phonefagging. Share via linked twitter then save from there?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think there’s an option to share a photo to this app but I just screenshot the app

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >phone moron

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the weapons i like have miserable sub/specs

    t-thanks

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Block all Splatana mains. They are the Yasuofags of this game. They think they're so cool running in like lemmings dying over and over again trying to one shot charge and miss every time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splatana was one of the only weapons I did decent with in the splatfest
      T. splaroon virgin

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played since 1 and I'm having a blast. This concept is so good

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find the bow's ability to shoot either wide or concentrated shots, makes it surprisingly great for Salmon Run actually.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally won my first series. It's like playing a different video game when you have to treat each charger as potentially good.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OYYYY WEE WEE WAH
    >WE WE WAH WEE WEE WAH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironically used delay lama in the OST
      God like

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is objectively the best skin tone and eye color?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >skin tone
      chocolate. not too dark not too light
      >eye color
      preference lol

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KILL THE FUCKING BIG BOSS SALMON DURING ROUND 4 HOLY SHIT WHY ARE PEOPLE SO RETARDED WHEN IT SPAWNS?

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >salmon run is super fun
    >Current rotation weapons are shit
    Why is the rotation time so long? Why not swap them like every day instead of every 3?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fuck, it's every 3 days? That's way too long! I thought it was 2 days and already that is too long.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fuck, it's every 3 days? That's way too long! I thought it was 2 days and already that is too long.

      I think it's actually like 40 hour shifts since the last one started at 8 PM EST yesterday and ends tomorrow at 12 PM EST.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Turf War
    Get jumped on by melee weapons constantly, getting pushed into spawn with no way out, get flanked by everyone the moment you ever decide to push up, games are either a wash or a washing
    >Salmon Run
    Constantly switching weapons actually aids you in getting adept with more things, how hectic it gets adds to the fun, everyone has a good time, tides are constantly changing so you're always on your toes
    Yeah, fuck Turf Wars, I'll be a golden egg wage slave until the X Rankers get to where they need to be.

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucked up and deleted a letter while setting my name so now I have to wait a full month to fix it... why even play at this point.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t do everything guys my fucking teams are useless

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When does the store update with new gear?

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Losing by less than 1% in turf war

    Its happened to me 3 times already but i dont wanna jump into ranked cause right now its just tryhards stomping people to get past B

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >losing by literally 1 p

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >14 when Splatoon 1 came out
    >Wanting to fuck the squids was perfectly acceptable
    >21 now
    >the squids didn't grow up alongside me so it is no longer acceptable to want to fuck them
    it's not fair bros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok anon i will have disgusting sex with Pearl while grabbing Marina's tiddies

      Dont worry about it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        obviously the idols are exceptions despite having almost identical proportions to the playables [/spoilers]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The creators said that the characters and world age with the players. This game takes place 5 years after 2. They changed up the player models for this reason

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Callie will be an old hag by 4.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They changed up the player models for this reason
        but you're not the player character from splat1 or spla2n so you shouldn't necessarily be older

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon, you can still fuck the idols

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        old hag

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you won’t fuck her I will.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll stick to Marina

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >due to the scaling timeline the original Agent 3 is now old enough to drink to forget all the shit she's been put through by these retards
        >'you're a kid, you're a squid' is now 'you're a functioning alcoholic, you're going to be doing this for the rest of your life'

        Anyways I hope they add her new outfit in the next Super Smash Bros game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      13 is legal in Japan, the only country that matters

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reward for completing every hero mode stage with every weapon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah if everyone in this thread does it shiver becomes real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no the fuck are you a masochist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GRAB THE EGGS AND THROW THEM IN THE BASKET
    WHY IS THAT SO HARD
    TO UNDERSTAND?

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are supposed to be the changes to tenta missiles on 3?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't track as well as they used to. They're still annoying though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So are they a bit more manageable on salmon run or still the same for that mode?

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People whip around and panic press inkzooka or reef slider
    >They usually get at least 1 or 2 kills

    Just bring back kraken or something if we wanna have panic buttons

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blaster has a genki dama super in salmon rush

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pearl amiibo gear doesn't have 3 slots

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If leveling up doesn't give you snails, how are you supposed to add slots to your gear?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pearl amiibo gear doesn't have 3 slots

      wait for a Splatfest, jesus.

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Crabtank has its own theme song

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Cohozuna the only extra boss right now?
    I want to hunt more of these king salmonids to make Mr. Grizz proud.

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright, we're in the lead with 5 seconds left, we got th-
    >Overtime!
    >WIPEOUT!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dunno why they even make matches 3+ minutes long when every match is decided in either the first or last 30 seconds
      make every game a minute long and it would change nothing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop playing turf war

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stop playing this garbage game more like

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >”I hate how the shit baby mode works!”
            >”Stop playing baby mode”
            >”FUCK YOOOOUUUU”
            lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that feel when your team somehow manages to wipeout the enemy 2 minutes in, but instead of playing it clever, they clump up and end up dying idiotically with 30 secs left
        >now you’re basically playing 1 vs 4 on the most crucial moments of the round

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cohozuna is so fucking tough on profreshional. I've killed him 3 times below profreshional but they were all just barely. Now he feels impossible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bitch to fight. You'd think with all the bosses and eggs it would be simpler, but my teams almost always get overwhelmed or can't keep up enough damage to kill him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wifi morons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having to use a blaster and bow when youre swarmed with small fry sucks dick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My first King Salmonid encounter was on low rank. But I've been on Profreshional and above ever since and while we almost killed the Cohozuna that first encounter, it survived with but a sliver of health left.
      And ever since then I've never even seen it come close to being defeated.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do I unlock the nautilis or the splatlana stamper with my final ticket?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nautilis, Splatanas are shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but I already got the hydra and the ballpoint
        the nautilus sucks because it has no range

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then get literally anything that isn't a splatana

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but it's a fucking chainsaw sword

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Splatana hate so strong starting to think people shitting on it are actually using it and want to feel unique

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's as good as the aerospray for turf coverage but has a bit better killing potential.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Splash-O Matic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scandinavian degen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nzap

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do turf wars give you any titles or badges? Have only been doing ranked and salmon run

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame your Lil buddy does'nt get more customization aside of the hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame he wasn't a sub weapon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gave him the pineapple hair
      >couldn’t name him grenade or color his hair green
      Blegh

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LIVE AND LEARN
    HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LIVE AND LEARN
      FROM THE WORDS OF YESTERDAY

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why doesnt anyone in splat zones seem to know that the objective is to SPLAT THE FUCKING ZONE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people treat this game like a TDM 90% of the time
      which would be great if there was an actual TDM mode, but there isn't

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally. I'm fucking MURDERING with the aero sprayer. Top scorer each round, manage to get to the enemy side and stay there. I think I'm hitting my groove. Feelsgoodman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't beat the game

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the onions face is canon in splatoon lore
    LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wii remote and controller as a weapon
      The developers knew

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wii remote and controller as a weapon
        Nope, that a reference to the fact that you can actually play Splatoon 1 with gyro using a controller and Wiimote together if for some reason you can't use the Gamepad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was more thinking of idiots not straping the wii remote, and any controllers being thrown at. That's a neat trivia, thanks Anone

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but that is the most retarded thought process I've ever heard, congratulations

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you, I try my best. I thank the liquor

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you get the moyai locker decoration?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You find it in the campaign

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do I delete pictures I've taken?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bash your switch against the ground

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Accidentally pressed again instead of nah after a Salmon Run
    >Get my first extra wave in the accidental run
    Bretty gud.

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the 'continue as a team' is so fucking good in ranked when you actually have non-retards playing

    there's too much content i wish salmon run wasn't 24/7 and they only had one ranked mode at a time instead of two.. no time to play the campaign at this rate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of those modes will still be there tomorrow, anon!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's the problem

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the customizable locker? I got all this shit in campaign so I want to try it out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the door behind the gacha machine in the lobby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in the doors under the table turf area in the lobby

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Man, how could you do this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really didn't expect him to be the final boss

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are only the boy squids shown naked in the manga? they even show their bare butts while never showing the girl squids naked

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The umbrella feels like garbage, do people main this thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it can be obnoxiously good but is difficult to pick up and only shines with good team coordination

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emulate this game with gyro controls is a bitch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you play online?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, everything is offline for me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why even bother?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TO OWN THE NINTENDIES!

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Play second online match before family demands TV (Fuck handheld)
    >Team is getting ass handed to us
    >Sneak into enemy base and splat it up alone
    >Win by 2%.
    Feels good man.

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dear nogami, please put the fizzy bomb + reefslider on any other weapon besides aerospray at future updates
    or just add better weapon + kit combos most of these suck ass

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What really happened here? Think somehow the game was already opened and the dad tried to hide his porn DVD and got the cases mixed up or something? Or someone who worked at the store was playing a prank?

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a reward for clearing every weapon on the levels of the singleplayer?

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got good tips for Table turf yet?
    Deck builds? Strategies?

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am i expected to do nothing but ink the base if i use the splat roller

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not necessarily. A jump R2 will throw ink in a narrow vertical slice which is a good one-shot if you can aim. Your main task is to ink, but you'll have to push into the enemy territory to do any good and if you can't rely on your team, you'll need to learn how to hit at close ranch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You OHKO m8

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't try to roll over players. Flick the roller at them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, roller is good for pushing. If you're using the basic one then you've got the roomba bombs that are nice for distracting enemies and using as a way to penetrate into enemy-held areas (via the ink trail). Combine that with the OHKO slap and you can get some nice cheap kills.

      Don't try to roll over players. Flick the roller at them

      This, but also the caveat that rolling over an unsuspecting enemy (also a OHKO) is very satisfying.
      One of my favourite things to do with the roller is follow an enemy roller, undoing all their work, then flattening them as soon as they realise and turn around.

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My right index finger is getting real tired

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IS CLAM BLITZ STILL A FUCKING MODE
    WHY IS THERE NO NEW MODE AND ONLY 2 NEW WEAPONS
    HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A $60 SEQUEL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rainmaker was added after launch in Splat 1, Clam Blitz in 2, you’ll see a new mode eventually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHY IS CLAM BLITZ STILL A FUCKING MODE
      Because it’s the best mode you casual moron
      >WHY IS THERE NO NEW MODE AND ONLY 2 NEW WEAPONS
      Very small indie dev purezu undasutando
      >HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A $60 SEQUEL
      Nintendo knows they’re the only ones with a game like splatoon so they feel comfortable in putting in minimum effort knowing you’ll fork over the shekels if you want to move with the community. It absolutely could have been a $19.99 DLC and anyone Is fooling themselves if they say otherwise. Just look at like like you’re buying a “Season Pass” for 3-5 years of Splatoon 1 and it will hurt less.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        clam blitz is bad and you should feel bad for liking it

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with the mystery boxes in the battlepass?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT'S IN THE BOX GUYS?

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steamrolling through a gauntlet of super moves
    >this blasting in the background

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did her tongue get so blue?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's purple

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver's ink is the same color.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shiver's ink is the same color.
          Frye is a very lucky girl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eating Shiver's octopuss

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They should have both been on Team Scissors if you know what I mean

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe her butt hurts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frye being Indian-inspired was a really fucking good call if just for what it brings to Deep Cut's tracks. She's probably my favorite based entirely on her segments of the songs being fucking amazing

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does this 60 dollar game reek like grindy f2p chink shit?
    >come back tomorrow for daily exp bonus
    >oh run of samon run rewards? just wait 40 hours for more!
    >oops you only get one 5k price capsule now waste tons of cash on more!
    >come back in 3 months when we add the rest of the weapons
    >better wait 24 hours for your cosmetics to refresh

    the games already bare bones enough without locking it all behind time gates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo has been implementing this retarded content drip into their games lately for 2 reasons likely
      >draw out dev time and release a half finished game early to start raking in shekels earlier
      >Skinner box mechanics to get people to continuously come back
      Animal Crossing New Horizons was 10x worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every multiplayer game has this shit nowadays to try the extend the lifetime of the population as much as possible, since people might be wary of buying a multiplayer game if the community is dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it because it gives me a reason to keep coming back and pace myself after I've run out of things to unlock for the day instead of constantly playing and burning myself out faster.

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard you can get food tickets from salmon run. Do you only get them from certain bosses or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, via rewards

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have pro plus now, didn't hit this once in 2.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a lot easier in this since you can keep playing instead of being scheduled to play it.
      I've played Salmon Run more in 3 these past 2 days than Splat 2.

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just noticed this is how i play with gyro joy cons
    cross legged and cross armed

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HER WEAPON IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING MEGALADON

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just learned that you can ONLY import Splat2 save data when you start up Splat3 for the first time
    >tfw bought a new Switch and started playing Splat3 before copying the Splat2 save file
    >already played to level 7 so don't want to restart
    God fucking damn it. I really wanted those 3 golden tickets.

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Grizz dies
    So why is his radio chatter still a part of Salmon Run?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was Grizz 3, not Mr. Grizz. The joke works better in Japanese.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are two or more Mister Grizzes.
        not really, i have no idea

        what if there really are more than one though? maybe the boss really is innocent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devs revealed in an interview that the messages could be "pre-recorded for all you know".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are two or more Mister Grizzes.
      not really, i have no idea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prerecorded messages

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the third one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't die, you can see him orbiting the Earth during the credits.

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be 3rd world Brazilian monkey
    >11 year old sister spent all month pulling extra sex shifts and I had to stab a few extra tourists to for us to finally save enough money to get splatoon 3
    >release day arrives, can hardly wait. I pay the local drug lord 7 bananas and the tip of my left finger to borrow his rusted out 1972 ford pinto for the day. Drive to the game shack and pick up my copy
    >get home excited out of my mind to play. Go to the village’s shared 5 Mbps internet router to make sure the donkey hooked up to the router energy treadmill has plenty of food and water. Rape a stray dog I see on my way back home for luck
    >get home and finally start playing only to find that I keep getting disconnected because of nintendos shitty fucking net code
    I hat Nintendo so fucking much bros. No excuse for this. I’ve been dropped from >50% of the matches I join!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and a phone poster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jajajajajajaja

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there an official BR weapon like how LoL had Mordekaiser?

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used to get paired with the nips in Splatoon 2
    >now actually getting paired with people from my own country
    >they never use booyah or come on
    Man I wanted to get paired with based nips again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I see booyah's all the time in Salmon Run when we get like 20 eggs over the quota, or when the enemy gets wiped out in PvP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I spam Ouch and Booyah back to back as fast as I can after I die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >splat somebody who splatted my teammate
      >no Booyah

      >take the lead in ranked
      >no Booyah

      >charge Booyah Bomb
      >no Booyah

      >finish wave 3
      >no Booyah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >used to get paired with the nips in Splatoon 2
        >now actually getting paired with people from my own country
        >they never use booyah or come on
        Man I wanted to get paired with based nips again

        I dunno what shitter country you guys are playing in but I always get booyahs back

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Brazil. 80% of Ganker is Brazilian (as revealed during the April fools prank where Ganker had flags)
          It’s also why you see so many complaints about the “net code stability” in these threads

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BR here, I doubt it but it would make a lot of sense.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hong Kong so I am getting matched with morons and chinks now, potentially aussies too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >splat somebody who splatted my teammate
      >no Booyah

      >take the lead in ranked
      >no Booyah

      >charge Booyah Bomb
      >no Booyah

      >finish wave 3
      >no Booyah

      >not squid bagging after every round

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just matched with someone named Sneed
    Which one of you fuckers was it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MidnaLover#8000-something reporting in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my name is "Splatoon 3"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was the name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My name is Bigsneed46

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a GigaChad. He was a true Chad.

  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paid 999 eggs to use the Sheldoncopter even though I had already collected everything
    >a day later and it still hasn't come back
    What a scam

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 games end early because someone disconnected in a row
    Holy shit Nintendo, fix your shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah nintendo, fix retards quitting the game NOW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo can't do anything about people literally shutting the game off mid-match, doofus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah nintendo, fix retards quitting the game NOW

        Was happening within 15 seconds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It wasn't mid match some fag was losing connection or leaving before the match even started. It wasn't mid match, just at the very beginning

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the # on your card random is or it sequential based off of when you created your card?

  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eu bro here, only have gotten 1 connection error so far, 0 today
    Im level 9 but I think ive played a lot of games
    played <10 salmon runs too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in the US and I've gotten like 2 disconnects total out of all 30 or so games I've played today. There's gotta be some third worlders bitching about the connection quality because it really isn't THAT bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the us has the worst internet of the entire continent

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and I'm in some middle of nowhere town with mediocre at best internet and I'm barely having issues, so who else but third worlders would cry about it if I'm not?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah you are absolutetly correct, it's only those third worlders, not like the online is absolute dogshit or anything.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And yet we have the fewest connection issues. Makes you think

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I keep getting communication errors as a burger but I have potato internet too.

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feels good man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to Win 5 matches before losing 3 right? I haven't made it to level 10 yet because I've been too busy playing Salmon Run.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can still get a good bit of ranked points with 3 losses if you get gold medals

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, this is bullshit. Every single time I get to fight the King Salmonid, it's always at high tide. This is fucking impossible.

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do you need a Twitter account to have your posts show up in-game or not?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real talk, do you think you'd get reported for posting this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just the crying emoji. And the game has squids and octos. Don't see the problem here...

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to make money? Just ranked?baleeady got all my salmon run prizes

  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you aren't wearing the "hairpin" from the bonus level then get out of my face

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm glad you can now undo multiple times when drawing. so many nice quality of life changes this game

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