Splatoon 3

I'm addicted to squids fighting each other and salmon murder.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what does getting a Fresh do? just shows your shit to more people?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Clam Blitz is fun if you're playing with friends and can actually coordinate what you're doing over voice chat.
    Clam Blitz by yourself is fucking miserable.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Squids in spats...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      splats*
      stop misspelling it you fucking retard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I want to splat on the spats

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want to splat on the spats

      God, I'm going to be stuck in B Rank for MONTHS.

      At least I still have you, Heavy Splatling.

      *Spurt spurt spurt* (me splatting)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate clam blitz map just lets you go wherever you want so it’s just unga

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So is it even possible to win clam battle outright if you don't blitz hard during the first barrier down? Seems fucking impossible at that point

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Roller just splashes ink everywhere and dies immediately in SR
    It’s called a Roller for a reason you fucking chimps I’m going to lose my mind

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >game designer san?
    Y-yes producer-san?
    >you know that shooter we have with 6 frame input delay?
    Y-yes producer-san!
    >I want you to make a level that requires precise plat forming
    B-but producer-san with the input delay it won’t play very wel-
    >DO YOU THINK I FUCKING CARE?? I WANT HARD LEVEL. NOT FUN OR REWARDING. I WANT ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY!
    >oh and make sure the last part of the first portion has a bunch of different blocks in varying sizes and angles so that the player has to account for the input delay differently for every jump. And make sure none of the blocks are painted that way whenever they fail they have to go through the first 5 minutes of the level again and the spend another 5 minutes painting each block

    I want to drive a screwdriver through the eye socket of the chink eyed jap moron in charge of this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That level is absolute ass. What even is the reward for it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Special logbook entry detailing Mr. Grizz's backstory
        Special badge for your Splashtag
        New pair of titles for your Splashtag
        Unique Bear Headband headgear
        And if you've also surveyed all of Alterna, you can spend 999 eggs once a day for a gacha with prizes including duplicates of the Alterna-exclusive locker decorations

        Which, all in all, is a pretty substantial prize

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Crap, gonna have to work on beating that then

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, where's the gacha?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            A Shel-drone will appear on the launchpad where the fur hacksaw was after you've surveyed all of Alterna and beaten all levels

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              do you have beat all levels with every weapon? I don't see it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You need to step on every spot in Alterna. Check the map, you'l see the Not Yet Explored areas with the grey and black warning stripes showing where you have left to stand. If you see a green SURVEYED banner you're done that area.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Helipad near where you spawn in Alterna

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just git gud
      That part is merely a matter of patience

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have no reason to complain.
      I didn’t know the water didn’t dissolved the ink
      I had to do all the quick painting on the go

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >/pol/fag sucks at vidya
      Like poetry.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I let the blocks cycle three times before I began my attempt, coating every inch in ink. So glad I did that in one shot.
      The rail section can fuck right off, though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        After Alterna Difficulty
        Rail Target Test > Octoling Horde >= Platforming Gauntlet >>>>> Soaker Block Challenge

        Every single target practice on rails in this game and Octo Expansion can fuck right off

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Man, I did the rail segment in a single go, it took like 20 times for the octoling segment though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >He got filtered by the platforming
      Lol, lmao even

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      6 frames delay in a 60 fps game is 1/10 of a second, git gud gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if you had trouble with any level at all please tell me your regular play time slots so I don't get you in my teams

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, the worst part is how fucking awful jumping is in this game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is nothing compared to the dozen autoscroller rail levels with no checkpoints, especially the After Alteria one where you get a fucking kaizo jumpscare at the end that's impossible to clear without knowing of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I did those blocks on my first try.
      Get good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like an alien or something when I see people talk about this level. I got filtered by the platforming section for two days because I genuinely suck shit at Splatoon platforming to the point where I thought the level had no checkpoints, then I proceeded to beat every subsequent section until the Octolings on my first try. The Octolings only took me about an hour.
      Meanwhile everyone else seems to get past that part easy only to be turbofiltered by the rails and the Octolings.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think everyone just gets filtered by different things. I breezed through most of it until the end. Think they also took me an hour to beat, not sure. It was at least 30 minutes. I'm not sure who gets filtered by the rail targets and soaker blocks. Hands down those were the easiest ones.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I got filtered by the platforming (because splatoon has dogshit platforming controls) and then spent another 30 minutes on the rail shooter but I beat the 3rd section and the final section both on my first try.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever the two anons were that said just use the waggles without the controller mount you're the best. This is actually great.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t even think of this, I’m having such a bitch of a time using motion in the waggle mount

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Clam blitz comp is two tri sloshers, an ink brush, and ???
    lobby just DCed thankfully that would have been fucking rough

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to git gud with Splatling
    >start being more patient, trying not to shoot the gun without fully charging it first even in tight situations
    >stick with my team, fall back when things go bad
    >mfw getting at least 10, often 15 kills per match even in turf war
    this thing is fucking awesome.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      partial charges are still pretty strong actually, if someone's close you might just have to go for it

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember having PTSD from Bluefin Depot. But I sort of miss it and want the stage back.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like depot, never really understood why people hated it
      But I guess I also frequently played the bucket

      are there real time pvp tableturd battles in this game?

      No, but people speculate they'll add it later since there's tableturf tables in the lobby

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like depot, never really understood why people hated it
      But I guess I also frequently played the bucket

      [...]
      No, but people speculate they'll add it later since there's tableturf tables in the lobby

      One second in the middle and you get sniped. It was “quarantine: the stage”

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    are there real time pvp tableturd battles in this game?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >waste a weapon ticket on a Splatershot
    >completely forget that I would have gotten one that's exactly the same just from playing singleplayer
    goddammit, I'm sure you're swimming in these later on but they feel a little tight early on.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wanna play ink brush
    >can only go 5 games before the carpal tunnel sets in, if i don't mash then i insta lose
    >would play octobrush instead but it has zipcasster
    Pain.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aerospray chads report in

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wow the splattershot pro is fucking retarded I'm nuking people from across the damn map it feels

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >2 rollers.

      There were no lifeguards at the gene pool anyways.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ignoring their teeth, inklings and octolings are completely boneless
    just imagine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go to horny jail

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know what they would do? They'd cover you in ink then swim in the ink all over you. Probably really tickles a lot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Captain closes her eyes when you ink her
      >Gramps no-sells getting inked completely
      >Callie flinches and holds her amusing pose
      >Marie still can get her umbrella positioned to stop you

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Marie keeps using her umbrella to not let you paint her.
    >Callie has nothing to protect herself so you can squirt her all over.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can and will.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can you play salmon run local multiplayer offline with just 2 people?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You pick the weapon you want, the hazard level, and the map. You cannot do it solo

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats anon you get to be reincarnated to live in the wonderful world of Splatoon. But you will be this animal:
    https://www.generatormix.com/random-sea-animals?number=1
    Would you take the offer? How will you live your new life?
    And if you get a marine mammal or turtle it prob means you're dead

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Dragonet
      This thing looks sick homie it's a deal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >homie
        >sick
        Dilate

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Old ass slang bothers you enough to respond to it
          Simply not gonna make it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely obsessed with trannies, what does speaking like an African American male have to do with anything

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Homie
            >Sick
            That's California slang, retard. Also that other anon def is obsessed with trannies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wow it's literally me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Hapuka
      Never heard of it before but maybe I’ll be cute with the right clothes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, I'm just an above average sized inkling

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >or turtle it prob means you're dead
      Rip me I guess

      do you have beat all levels with every weapon? I don't see it

      >do you have to beat all levels with every weapon?
      Nope, thank god (though I did do that)
      Have you surveyed everything? Check your maps, there will be a little green mark if you've touched every square inch of that area

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Grey Reef Shark
      No. Unless you get squid its a regular fucking life. Who cares.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Zebra Bullhead Shark
        Gonna rock a striped suit since I'll be naturally striped anyways.

        I get to be sat on by Shiver.
        Fucking sweet life.

        Why does Shiver have so many randomly chosen simps.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The Irukandji jellyfish are any of several similar, extremely venomous species of rare jellyfish. With a very small adult size of about a cubic centimetre, they are both the smallest and one of the most venomous jellyfish in the world.
      Cute tiny deadly jellyfish. I'll take it. I hope I would be sized up to at least survive in Inkling society, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got Mako Shark, could be worse.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm background decoration

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just like real life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Zebra Bullhead Shark
      Gonna rock a striped suit since I'll be naturally striped anyways.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I get to be sat on by Shiver.
      Fucking sweet life.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Glowing Sucker Octopus
      I already play an Octoling so that works

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Salmon
      >Mostly play SR

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a fish called a Wahoo
      Tell me that's not the freshest motherfucter in the sea

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You are going to freshness jail for having such a bad theme park.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Cuttlefish

      Damn I got off easy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got polar bear. The fuck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >blue ring octopus
      let me look this up right quick.
      > Despite their small size and relatively docile nature, they are very dangerous to humans if provoked when handled because their venom contains the powerful neurotoxin tetrodotoxin.
      >The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes.
      >Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm evil bro
      I commit nefarious acts bro

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You get to be ridden by Shiver, congratulations.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          excellent, just what I wanted
          just not the way I envisioned it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn I'm cute

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The world does not want me getting squidussy.
      Maybe it's for the best.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There are probably Inklings into you. Come to think of it, would it be taboo for something like an Inkling/Octoling to date someone like CQ Cumber or a jellyfish?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Squids are such hedonists that I doubt there's any stigma about fucking other species.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Giant Pacific Octopus
      neat im a tall as fuck takozone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >get Whale Shark
      im the biggest guy around

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >eel

      Guess I'm chilling down under

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no you get to be dommed by frye

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well heck yeah, I'm down to clown

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the clownfish next to the Harmony is dying from neglect

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just a lil guy cmon its my birthday!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.generatormix.com/random-sea-animals?number=1
      cool ! now i can be an idol who make references to super mario sunshine and fuck octopussies , i can't draw and play splatoon anymore though ):

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Malaysian Box Turtle
      I could deal with this, actually. I bet I could appeal to the Inkling youth by customizing the fuck out of my shell.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      im dead?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Splatooniverse is a fish/invertebrate world

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          its insinuated they exist/existed

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They could've gone extinct in the calamities, and the Inklings see them in left over artwork and just copy it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds badass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That shark's tail looks like it was artificially stretched in Photoshop.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >person with the blaster isn't going for the stingers
    Just why my dude? I can't do that shit with the dynamo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >coming back from flyfish duty
      >wonder why the blaster hasn't handled the fish sticks
      >see the roller up there trying to hit them
      for god's sake

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where did my conch shell gone?
    I thought I got plenty from leveling up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Have you chosen a splatfest team?
      They mentioned getting shells without a team is a bug, and those can randomly disappear before you set your team.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck I haven't chosen a team.
        Where do I go to choose a team?
        I thought it haven't started yet.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          As soon as you load in, look left.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That make sense.
            I have stayed in the lobby for days now.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This happened today, felt it was relevant to the thread so you can laugh/cringe at me.

    >Signed up for a big beach cleanup day volunteer event on a whim
    >Put on my old boots, work pants, and a splatoon shirt (pic rel) since it was fitting
    >Hauled ass and trash for 3 hours on breakwater rocks
    >Contributed over 20 pounds of litter and trash going back and forth on the rocks
    >Got thanked and left tired

    >Decide to go to a nearby candy store which has really good homemade stuff and not just generic crap
    >Cute girl is working at the counter
    >short, glasses, young(likely college student)
    >Go around the drawers filling my bag with various sweets
    >Store is empty besides her despite its Saturday and in a mall plaza with lots of people outside
    >Finished with a good pound of sugar, adds up to be about $25 worth (Don't care, its good quality)

    Here's where it goes wrong

    >While ringing me up she starts a conversation with me
    >Asks me what else I'm doing for the rest of the day
    >In my retarded mind, I know I'm tired from the vol-work and just want to go home with this candy so I just say, "Don't have much."
    >She also noticed my Splatoon shirt and told me it was nice.
    >I try to follow up by asking if shes played the new one (since it just launched)
    >Says she's only played the first one. Figure I shouldn't talk about it further since shes probably not that into it.
    >She even asks if I enjoy the new one, and I simply say "Its fun."
    >At this point I knew I appeared like a huge manchild.

    >From her perspective she sees an older guy
    >wearing shitty clothes (for working hard on the beach)
    >unkempt and dirty (from sand)
    >possibly smelled like trash
    >buying candy
    >plays videogames
    >wearing a fucking splatoon shirt

    >knowing this I just distanced myself and left immediately
    >Realized she was being friendlier than a usual store clerk, store was empty, could have let the conversation continue under better circumstances
    >Definitely blew any chance with her
    >Can never go to that store again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lmaoing @ you fatty
      bet you chose them grub too haha fatty

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not fat, chose gear

        Anon your spaghetti, pack it back up and in a week make sure you're clean and presentable and go back. You were doing good honest work, you're just kind of a sperg.

        It's over. No man goes to a candy shop more than once in a year. Especially after buying a whole pound of it the week prior.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon your spaghetti, pack it back up and in a week make sure you're clean and presentable and go back. You were doing good honest work, you're just kind of a sperg.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >listen to nostalgic song on youtube
      >some fag puts his sob story in
      yeah thats nice gay but nobody asked

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You dope, just go in on a day when you're somewhat presentable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't sound like you fucked up much or at all

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like most of the problem is in your head. If she thought you were a weirdo, she wouldn't have revealed that fact that recognized your shirt. That sounds like a completely normal, but boring conversation to have about a media franchise with a cashier.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this I just distanced myself and left immediately
      >>Can never go to that store again
      stop being a retarde downer
      try, anon, YOU OWN IT YOURSELF AT LEAST THIS
      TRY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >girl had a wii u and not a switch
      Nice fanfic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s all good anon. I’m not laughing.
      No one is prepared for a talking girl.
      She was probably an extrovert and was bored as hell since no one was in the store.
      Next time just imagine she’s a trans. Makes talking waaaaay easier.
      You cleaning up the beach was nice of you. I’m sure there’s a squid girl gets heated as you cleaned the beach.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not all women who are nice to you one time want to fuck you

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be at local cafe with my dad
    >playing Splatoon 3 on my Switch OLED because current rotation is too good too pass up on (I play Switch in public regularly)
    >on a lose streak of 5 games
    >waitress brings my dad his change and mistakenly calls it tips (spaguetti drop)
    >"splatoon is pretty cool"
    >caught completely off guard by this
    >"oh t-thanks"
    >my face gets all red
    >play my last match before leaving
    >win

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >playing vidya instead of being there with your dad
      >sperg out with girl who's able to make the slightest connection with your neet ass
      >posts about it on an imageboard later, calling self a chad
      try respecting your dad by not splitting your attention with the limited time you have with him next time and leave the switch at home, maybe you'll start getting better at conversation patterns and not sperg around strangers

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Im with him all day and have a great relationship with him. You should try being a little less insufferable for a change.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I play Switch in public regularly
      based, I do too as a 31 year old male

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >playing videogames in a restaurant
      the absolute state of amerifats
      kys

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i hate flyfish

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Multiplayer maps and modes have been updated.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FUCKING WAHOO WORLD AGAIN!?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they even bring it back

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's considered the "base" brush? Octo or Ink? Been awhile since I knew which came first.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ink

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ink

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Inkbrush came out first but Octobrush is the midweight variant and is used in story mode in 2 instead, but Inkbrush is the class icon anyway so probably Inkbrush

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ignoring their teeth, inklings and octolings are completely boneless
      just imagine

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can I trade main abilities on armor? I’m wearing a clown sweater to have thermal ink

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >some FUCKING RETARD brings the rainmaker from checkpoint 1.... to the OTHER checkpoint 1

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I once had a teammate walk up the ramp on the final checkpoint in Mahi instead of just... Going directly at the base next to it.

      I'm seriously this close to blocking people now like putz

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God, I'm going to be stuck in B Rank for MONTHS.

    At least I still have you, Heavy Splatling.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >for months
      but everyone automatically gets ranked down at the start of each season

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And this Season's still going on for over 2 months, that's what I meant.

        I'm saying I won't make any progress in that amount of time.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Ink Vac works on Booyah Bomb.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what Inklings fought a vicious war over to keep out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Marine life is doomed to the same mistakes mammals did before them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a bunch of jealous hoes malding over the superior Octoling form.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      CHOCTOPUSSY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any advice on how to make use of this? I've had some success with the splatana wiper, but I'm struggling to get anything out of the stamper.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a few months until a better kit is added.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you get the cool factor, everything else you need to earn with all your might

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >literally beat cohozuna on my first try with only three people
    lmao

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    saw my second dab just now

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >another drawing post that is either a furry or stating they are trans or lesbian.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just report them since it seems to be working. We will reclaim the hub once the war is over.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Im starting to see more good art than gay shit lately so you might be right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >set splatfest region to Japan
      >see nothing but cool art
      Thank fucking god.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I try to hang clothing in my locker on the racks it doesn't work.
    Am I missing something?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the collision is pretty fucked up. I'd say you need about 75% of the clothes width empty on either side and 20% of its height empty below it.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting inflation mechanics?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You got them in the Octo Expansion.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        do the girls' bellies grow?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you failed a test CQ Cumber would trigger an explosive ink bomb attached to your back to inflate and detonate.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            but the girl itself doesn't inflate

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No she dies

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I want the girls to inflate with ink

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yes, you impregnate them and wait a bit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            If you failed a test CQ Cumber would trigger an explosive ink bomb attached to your back to inflate and detonate.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              🙁

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw cant git good at this game
    i feel like a dumb child

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Boggles my mind that I'm still seeing this /ink/ character years fucking after I left that place

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        /ink/ truly is a festering disease that can never be fully removed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Older squids?

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I unlock more stickers what the fuck

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love these fucking fish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      "Ah gawd, MOOOOM! I'M HANGING UP NOW"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >flip phone
      That's right, Japan only stopped using these maybe 7 or 8 years ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In Splatoon 2, phones looked like this.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          My only guess is that Splatsville is generally poorer.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Pearl knocked the squids back to the Dark Ages

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She must pay

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She seems to be enjoying that.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              jesus christ

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I used one up until last year

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I had one of these until last year.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Splatlands is basically a third-world shithole if Deep Cut's story dialogue is anything to go off of, so it makes sense they wouldn't have smartphones like the ones that were in Splatoon 2. Would be cool if that was the explanation for why gear is a lot more expensive in 3.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M NOT A CRAZED TURFER DAD, I'M A RANK X-ER

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace Splatling supremacy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I already have

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I already have

      >finally go online with the Hydra instead of the Ballpoint
      >dominate Splat Zones in Open
      >get fucked as soon as I play TC in Series
      Jesus fucking christ what the fuck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hydra is at its absolute strongest when you pretend to be a tf2 sentry
        find high ground, plant your ass there, and wait for people to walk into your range
        then perforate them
        unless the enemy has a competent flanker, usually brush or dualies
        in which case you need someone to either intercept the flanker before they reach you or accept your fate and try to open fire on them anyway

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In both Salmon Run and Ranked, Hydra's success is entirely dependent on having a teammate competent enough to run interference so you can charge it.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck did they outdo Squid Squad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Cosmo! Wanda! I wish I was in a band!

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    range blaster is a genuinely retarded weapon

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw FINALLY beat another Lvl. 3 in Tableturf
    One more to go and I'll finally be done with baby

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >play through 2's single player
    >nothing really happens
    Is the octo expansion better?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Leagues better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely, to the point where 3's campaign is a poor imitation of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Octo Expansion is only better in terms of story.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking LOVE the Jet Squelcher. I just wish it had a bomb instead of Angle Shot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do miss me burst bomb on the jet
      But the angle shooter miraculously has an even longer range than jet, so with a good aim you could finish off someone retreating or generally harass the other side

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I hope in the future we get AI companions in certain events and such. I wanna play Salmon Run with the Squid Sisters or Deep Cut.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think we're ever going to see allied AI in Splatoon. Every chance they've had to do it, they haven't, even when there's been concept art of the idea.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I hope in the future we get AI companions in certain events and such. I wanna play Salmon Run with the Squid Sisters or Deep Cut.

        fucking lmao, have you see AI in this game? its horrendous, they waddle right into enemy ink and have no concept of spacing. The only reason fights like IA3 or Girl Power were hard were due to them giving the AI a huge advantage in the form of a zillion specials and unlimited ink capacity.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see why the AI can't have some limited cheating like IA3 to keep up with the players there.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, yeah, that's what I was thinking. AI in this game isn't well designed, so they probably don't want to do allied AI because they'd be terrible at it. Which sucks, because I would've liked to see things like Agent 3 assisting in the final boss for OE or the Squid Sisters fighting alongside us at any point in the 3 campaigns they've been in.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to start a friendly rivalry with Shiver

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It would be nice if their dialogue changed after beating story mode.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >splatling
    >stands in a safe/high area where no one can reach it
    >Can see anyone coming and picks them out
    >if someone throws a bomb they just back up for 2 seconds

    I hate this fucking weapon. What are its weaknesses? They always end up with 15+ kills and barely any deaths.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Use cover and rush them when they stop shooting if you are close enough. The low damage of each individual shot and the need to charge makes them vulnerable when you catch them off guard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate this fucking weapon. What are its weaknesses?
      Chargers outrange them and they're immobile, so, pick up splat charger. Embrace your inner elite

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they are very defensive and can't take opportunities. they are also easily pressured and are very low on the big gun food chain. they are sacrificing push power for defense. their weakness is their team bonking their head trying to push because they couldn't help, that's when you strike and steamroll the splatling.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      in a safe/high area where no one can reach it
      If someone's staying immobile in one area and trying to camp then just ignore them and ink everywhere else. If they're trying to do it in the middle of the map where they can see/reach most of the main areas, then they're not safe at all and will always have multiple ways you can reach and attack them.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was turf war always this bad?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Turf War has always been for little kids and people who don't know how to play, if you care about having decent matches you go to ranked, and if you're too much of a pansy for ranked then you become a Grizz wagie.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Matchmaking seems fucked because I got put into a match with a guy who was using the dab on the other team and two people who had the default outfits/equipment/ID tag. The dude got 23 kills.

        There's zero matchmaking and S+ players stopped playing ranked until X rank. Almost every match is going to be a premade steamrolling children. If you want to play turf war you dont play it at all and just wait for splatzone.

        Thanks for the heads up. I'll keep playing until I hit Level 10 and never touch this shit again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Matchmaking seems fucked because I got put into a match with a guy who was using the dab on the other team and two people who had the default outfits/equipment/ID tag. The dude got 23 kills.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Does Splatoon 3 use Skill-based matchmaking in Turf War?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't use ANY matchmaking for turf war. Matchmaking is only in ranked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's zero matchmaking and S+ players stopped playing ranked until X rank. Almost every match is going to be a premade steamrolling children. If you want to play turf war you dont play it at all and just wait for splatzone.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is it. I'm never going to top myself.
    Rank A everyone

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >gay rage quits in the final minute and costs us the game
    >too late to count for pity ending the match
    fuck this shit man, fuck this game

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I lost interest in 2 very quickly because of the ranking system, bit that doesn't seem like it'll happen this time around, seeing as it isn't complete bullshit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well it is complete bullshit, only in the players' favour

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I just wish there was a way to play the ranked game modes casually. After pushing to Diamond 1 in League back in my late teens, I grew to despise ranking systems in video games.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anarchy Battles (Open) are basically casual ranked modes, the ranked point loss from them is so miniscule and you can't even rank down in Splatoon 3 in general.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anarchy Open is essentially casual since the ranking gains and loses are so small

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    just had a game where we got a connection error AFTER the game was over and it displayed my medals but now it's counted as a "game not completed loss"

    fucking trash game.. also why does this shit ALWAYS seem to happen during a rank up series?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yup I get the same thing. Especially sucks in series when you get a good squad and wanna stick with.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >upgraded to an oled switch with the better kickstand
    Damn it feels kind nice to be able to play away from the couch as a change of scenery

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >doing Salmon Run with a friend too far below you in rank means no rank up points on victory
    >cool, makes sense I just wanna play with my pal
    >losing still gives you demotions
    What the fuck?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's business kid.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would say put a spoiler but I spoil everyone in multiplayer with the badge anyway

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >we
        Grizz is non binary!

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No sleep till Splatsville.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what is she dreaming about?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not being a broke hobo hanging out in the Crater

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I actually get my Wandercrust stuff? Do I just need to wait for the servers to synchronizie, or do I actually have to talk to some NPC in-game to redeem them or something?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the lobby terminal I reckon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Right. Of course. That was it.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the list of datamined weapons???????????

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get other ID tag backgrounds (besides Salmon Run)? I still haven't seen any of them anywhere. Am I missing a store or something?

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i want to try some more weapons out, but severly lack sheldon tickets. why is the ranking up so damn slow? i thought getting r10 and doing anarchy matches would improve the points per match, but it barely a sliver more than casual turf wars. Is there a good way to get a steady supply of food stamps?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You get a bunch from clearing u fuzz in story moe if I remember right.

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >kill Marigold in the dlc
    >Sean takes over the food stall

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      please, I miss that dude so much, he's way cooler than that ugly old hag

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >glittering gacha ball
    >it's actually happening!!!
    >bunch of uninteresting chunks instead of one of the limited time banners or titles
    NO! I thought I had it! Already swimming in chunks anyway from playing Salmon Run like mad.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >finally win a few salmon run matches with the same group
    >was going to friend request the whole team
    >get gifted a wave 3 glow fly
    >get wiped because the degenerative roller didn't fucking roll
    Fuck you gaywitch we had a good thing going but instead i reported your inappropriate name gay

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we got to explore the Splat Lands more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the campaign was a Splatlands treasure hunting exploration game instead of OE 2.0, now with fur.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >OE 2.0
        >Now with Covid-19 disinfection on every stage
        th-thanks....

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you've made this joke before. Well done.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the joke is japanese globohomo DEI trannies

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              In English, please.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i'm retarded pls fuck my face to stop me from talking

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Get help, dude.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In English, please.

                get your genitals surgically removed
                for equality

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Go to sleep, schizo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i know. They advertised it like we'd be getting some kind of squid mad max wasteland to wander around in, but instead got a mario galaxy winter dome.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >stomping a match
    >connection error!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ive gotten 3 server errors at the end of a match and the game thinks im disconnecting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >had some normal connection errors this morning
      >all of a sudden getting a new error saying there is a problem connecting to other consoles

      haha this is new...

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You wanted good music added to the game? well too bad it's just us. Enjoy this fucking kazoo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he got filtered by the kazoo
      Plebian taste

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    B A N G
    I
    N
    G N A B

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >stomping a team of 3 Aerosprays
    >choke in the last 10 SECONDS
    >they go from being in danger to pushing US into danger
    I'm be fucking furious if I wasn't so impressed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's why i used the aerosprayer whilst climbing to rank 10, alongside last-ditch effort and as much ink capacity/saver as i could get. Can really make magic happen in the final countdown. Who needs skill when you can run into enemy lines and spray a load of ink everywhere at the last second an win by .2%

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you give an Aerospray any fucking space they paint the map like a grand strategy game. It's actually insane how fast it a team can go.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The truth, the bills, they must be paid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think they...you know...do things with each other?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They do things to lucky fans.

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FUCKING MAKO MART AGAIN!?

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is 3* Gear really worth 50k money? How much is the EXP reduction?

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does weapon freshness only go up in Regular Battle? I want a nice sticker of my favorite weapon for my Splashtag but fuck me getting win streaks in Turf War is fucking impossible.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I literally haven't played a single match of Turf War since I was allowed to play ranked
      I don't know how non-save transfers are supposed to wait until level fucking 10 to get to the fun part of the game

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me being epic at video games or is Jet Squelcher severely overpowered on A- Rainmaker
    I say A- because there's no way S+ rankers fall for the ol' go behind them while they're shooting the shield and pick all of them off trick, right? Or the ol' prefire the fucking rainmaker trick?
    I got over 20 kills in most of my games this rotation.

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want a smallfry key chain, or tiny plushie/crochet, with the spoon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >gear keeps leveling up now even after all the slots are filled, and wipes abilities off of your gear when it levels up again
    is this supposed to stop people from RNG minmaxing their shit? I can't imagine why they would kept ability chunks if it was.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ...Are you dumb or just retarded? It just gives you chunks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >are you dumb or just retarded
        I don't see why you think it couldn't be both. Thank you.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >punk blacks don't return from last game
    >practically no black boots outside amiibo gear
    WHY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just want my fucking rain boots from grizzco back man. They were so fucking good

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the DLC gives us the world of order as a What If? Scenrio

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have people still not realized that chaos winning affected the hub/setting while order losing is the reason why the single player campaign has the aesthetic that it does?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Alterna is already Order. Give me Chaos for the DLC campaign.

        Why do you say Alterna is order?
        Is it because of the labratory aesthetic?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >organized high-tech lab from the time of man ran by an AI
          gee I wonder

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This would make sense if Orca was a sentient AI that caused the events but instead shes just this game's CQ cumber

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Alterna is already Order. Give me Chaos for the DLC campaign.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh No.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      w-what are their intentions?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Freshness Exam obviously

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          how does one empirically test for freshness

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            See in the inkling world music is considered really fresh and inkling archeologists discovered that humans had a technique to "sound" other people out. So they follow this ancient technique of "sounding" to discover how fresh you are

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Final match of rank up series
    >halfway through a losing match, 3 of the enemy and 1 of my teammates get dc'd
    >annihilate the last dude for a minute straight and rank up to A-
    I feel like I cheated but I'm not gonna complain.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking got the worst connection luck in rank up battles. It rarely happens elsewhere, but fucking happened in every single one of my rank up battles until like 4 tries later I finally managed to rank up without it happening

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It would be nice f one of you five came up to help me instead of just cheering me on. Oh well, at least I got my little buddy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, once an Agent does one campaign, they're not allowed to do anything useful afterwards.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the Captain sprained his leg, please understand.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i just got the game been busy playin hero mode, whens splatfest and when/how do i choose team grub?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a a little standout in the hub outside that you get to choose your side

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thanks bud. cheers.

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we finally finished killing that bear
    >now lets go execute any furry octozon survivors and then head home

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why was this such a horrible plot we had to stop again? Oh no, squids will have fur on their tentacles now, how terrible.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        When you lose against Grizz it shows that all the inklings get turned into the fucked up furry that you become when you touch the ooze. Octolings probably only had a small amount injected directly into them the same way they got sanitized.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The furry octolings were genetically engineered by grizz. The hairmageddon he was launching from orbit was gonna turn everyone into the immobile hairballs you see when you hit the hair goo in the alterna overworld.

          That just makes the plot seem even more silly, not less.

          >he wants hair
          what the fuck is wrong with you?

          yiff in hell furfag

          I don't want the hair, but it's ridiculous how they treat Grizz's plot as so uniquely terrible the fucking squid gods themselves help you when it's fundamentally a sillier and less extreme result than what Tartar was going to do.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's gross.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The furry octolings were genetically engineered by grizz. The hairmageddon he was launching from orbit was gonna turn everyone into the immobile hairballs you see when you hit the hair goo in the alterna overworld.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >hairmageddon
          grizz told you not to call it that, HR doesn't like...wait, who the FUCK is HR???

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >turn everyone into mammals
          >since everyone is immobilized by the amount of hair they just starve to death and die
          nice plan Grizz.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he wants hair
        what the fuck is wrong with you?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yiff in hell furfag

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does my drawing have to be popular on Twitter for it to appear in the plaza?

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does finding the golden discs in Story Mode unlock more multiplayer tunes?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, I think it just adds more instruments to the overworld themes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aww, oh well. Turf War and Rank are getting kinda grating with only 3 tracks.

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am I just biased because I personally feel extremely engaged. Or is Splat3's general fanbase generally more engaged than they were after Splat2's or even Splat1's launch?
    And those games already had pretty strong engagement.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The switch has a much bigger install base now than it did when Splatoon 2 released, a lot of people and especially normalfags who didn't get it then are playing it now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the switch consistently sells like hotcakes meaning more normalfags are aware it exists along with some e-celebs playing it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Having more than 7 maps, all of the base weapons and lots of things to grind for help. Though it's kinda sad that we'll probably won't get an update til December unlike the usual map a month, weapon a week

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well the game sold gorillion copies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >don't feel like playing the current series mode?
      >you can always play the open anarchy mode
      >if you somehow don't feel like playing either modes then that's the perfect time for some salmon running (which is better than ever by the way)
      >if you have some minutes to spare before a more favourable stage/mode rotation, there is always tableturf (eventually to be playable against other players)
      >and in addition to all the above, the storymode is actually good this time
      There is always something to do.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >salmon running (which is better than ever by the way)

        >high tide
        >three flyfish spawn at once
        >lose

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          High tides and flyfish existed in 2 too.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Splatoon 3 gave a huge buff to maws / flyfish because the egg shot means everyone typically has way less ink than they normally would.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You know you can choose not to throw refs right? I’ve seen players throw eggs when they’re like 5 feet away from the basket. It’s not always optimal.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Many people don't know when to hold em or when to throw em. They'll never be Eggsecutives, they lack the CEO mindset.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Maws are still a joke and Flyfish are still a pain in the ass. Nothing has changed there.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Maws being able to spawn on top of the pillar that the fish sticks summon is some bullshit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Maws are still a joke
                lel no
                maws now have a much wider bite radius, so you can't just casually sidestep them anymore
                they can and have killed me as I was jumping away from them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                maws are the easiest 3 golden eggs in the game if you weren't bad

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, that's Flipper Flopper. I can count on one hand the number of times that guy has killed me.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >have to have a decent inking weapon plus time

                Fish Sticks literally cannot kill you AND generates a safe platform on which to send the eggs back and attack other fish. They're literally a buff boss.

                >have to ink the pillar and shoot eggs which takes time
                >versus baiting shark to the basket and instant-killing it with a single grenade no egg transportation required
                stay fresh part-timers

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >>have to have a decent inking weapon plus time
                lel no
                even blasters can ink that space
                flipper floppers are always an egg freebie

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fish Sticks literally cannot kill you AND generates a safe platform on which to send the eggs back and attack other fish. They're literally a buff boss.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Having a fishstick land in between some other bosses can be totally devestating from my experience. Yes they are super easy to and somewhat quick to kill, when not surrounded. But they ink like mad. Not even the rainstorms can compete. And being stuck in enemy ink while trying to fight bosses is a death sentence.

                Being allowed to keep the pillar after they're gone is really nice though.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much yeah, if you don't kill them asap they'll make a good chunk of the level completely untraversable, and if you have any salmonoids on your ass enjoy getting splatted.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              1. Don't throw eggs unless it is actually helpful to do so.
              2. Any downsides to being able to throw eggs are kind of made up for by, you know, being able to throw eggs.

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did Splatoon win over Halo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Halo was outright murdered by the time Splatoon became a thing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gyro Aim and Spats

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gaylo is shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Halo Infinite I heard was decent gameplay-wise but severely lacking in content. 343 can't do shit right.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This, that game was genuinely really fun to play and I despise that everything else besides the gameplay was garbage.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's still inferior to 3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Halo killed itself and Splatoon targeted a marget - Japanese children - that never gave a shit about Halo anyways.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gameplay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Person must've been a pcfag.

        How did Splatoon win over Halo

        Nintendo is competent, Gaylo's devs aren't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny, the only real halo killer was halo itself. still can't believe there hasn't been a NOT-mediocre halo game in TWO console generations.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sledgehammer Games would likely make a better Halo game than 343, and they're usually seen as the worst COD studio.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        every stickfag shooter is, by definition, mediocre

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fortnite copying splatoon lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's absolutely hilarious that a game that was once about building forts to survive zombie attacks at night turned into this.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >just found out about the Shiver and jellyfish trick

    what did Nintendo mean by this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is a common thing that happens in game engines when it comes to translucency. If Shiver's shawl was opaque, this wouldn't happen.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Old tradition at this point. They will find a way

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Luna blaster using Nina Squid
    Cancer incarnate

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >start game
    >unload splatling into rainmaker shield
    >teammates nowhere in sight
    >enemy runs up and grabs it after a full 3 seconds

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what does salmon run give? i'm new and gay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      money, food tickets, hats which you can farm ability chunks off of which is very valuable
      trade off is higher level salmon run is hell, even if you are an experienced player

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Money and food/drink tickets (for boosted money/xp/specific ability roll chance) mainly

        lotsa money, ability chunks, drink tickets.
        beating the king salmonid gives you a special currency that lets you buy salmon run themed stickers and decorations for your locker.

        thanks i guess i should worry about that after i do some turf wars?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Probably, at least get to level 4 so you can actually unlock some shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Money and food/drink tickets (for boosted money/xp/specific ability roll chance) mainly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lotsa money, ability chunks, drink tickets.
      beating the king salmonid gives you a special currency that lets you buy salmon run themed stickers and decorations for your locker.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and eventually a black slopsuit which inducts you into the grizzco secret tactical assault squad that mr grizz uses to bust unions (murder every member in cold ink)

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >choke point and flank map in one rotation
    xddd I wish they'd pair these up better, really like rolling a 50:50 if I can carry the game or not (or being forced to play a Mario weapon every damn rotation)

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was a VP in salmon run now I'm pro 2, why does this happen, please just shoot the fish...

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >have more than doubled my catalog ranking since the splatfest period started and I learned about conch shells
    I was already playing, what I imagined to be anyway, plenty of ranked and enjoyed it as it was. I never would have imagined that free gacha rolls would motivate me to play so much more than I already was.

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any real tips on how to use the Zipcaster?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do not

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Go around the outside of the map if you truly want to use the grapple
        Otherwise just treat it like an instant refill on your ink and don't even bother grappling

        why

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >activate zipcaster
          >grapple a wall
          >every enemy now sees the long glowing line and where you're going
          >splat
          many such cases
          just don't be obvious if you try to actually grapple

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          People generally haven't found much use for it other than to either spiderman your way out of bounds to behind enemy lines or to be an annoying cunt that distracts enemies and that really only works well in Turf War.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go around the outside of the map if you truly want to use the grapple
      Otherwise just treat it like an instant refill on your ink and don't even bother grappling

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    one more week until we can upgrade our amiibo gear

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      can we use any splatoon amiibos? what do they even do for this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They unlock gear from previous games and store loadouts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I maxed out the school outfit the best I could. But after it was maxed I wanted to grind some other gear and chose some actually 2 star gear with 3 ability slots each.
      But before I could max those, the Splatfest announcement happened, and I figured I should take the opportunity to grind the splatfest t-shirt. And being autistic as I am I wanted to continue to level up the previous set together, as to not render their freshness exp uneven. So I once again scrambled together the next best thing I could among my 2 star, 3 ability gear. And ended up with this funny outfit.
      Also surprised how the Hero Replica shoes have 3 ability slots unlike all my other amiibo gear. Was that like, intentional? It's the shoes specifically not the jacket or head piece.

      I thought it looked pretty clownish at first but I've kind of fallen in love with this outfit. It somehow has a really girly yet still tomboyish charm to it. And I also had really good luck in the abilities that was rolled for them and actually got those I wanted. I do wonder what I'll have to replace the shirt with after the splatfest though because I kind of want to keep this look going.

      I'll always love the school uniform. But I guess I should be pretty thankful in how my limited gear options ended up with me finding something else I like. Almost by coincidence.

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Play open B+
    >Enemy team has someone with a S+ rank badge
    Bravo nintendo.

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Which salmonid boss would make the bestest friend?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      smallfry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Flipper Flopper

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know who this character is?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do wonder. It feels familiar but it's probably just some osmosis from the larger archetype I am feeling. I'd like to know though. Cute design.

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >start run as inksecutive
    >want a buffer for when i play with my pro +2 wife
    >instead drop back to pro 2/3 hell
    >playing with wife almost drops me to +1
    >after 37 hours finally finding teams that realize this is a great sr weaponset and know how to use them
    >get on a winstreak with the same group
    >a communication error has occurred
    Fuck man that's 3 times now. At least i was able to get back to inksecutive. Does any high inksecutive runners know if you can keep your inksecutive rank higher between runs? I was at 120 before this run, but started at 40. I know in 2 your pro rank would let you stay at 400 between runs so I thought i would start this one at 100

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >there is 9 golden eggs in one spot from me killing 2 maws and a flyfish
    >this way!
    no one came and we fucking lost, why? There were many paths to the basket and the eggs, I even threw some and they STILL didnt put them in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the big boss wave
      >two dozen golden eggs
      >retard kiting the boss at the other end of the map

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    genuine question, how do i not get dumb morons that obviously arent human on my ranked team? thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until classes are in session

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder if you were a human in the Splatoon world, all the inklings would try and touch you and be fascinated on how your skin and hair feels. You wouldn't want a bunch of them touching you, right Anon?

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >playing explosher
    >other team has people actually trying to push
    >my team has little timmies
    Explosher is fun but fuck man.

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bang bang bing
    bang bing
    bang bing bing
    bi-bi-bing
    bing bing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And a ching chong nip nong to you too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      amogus?

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i hope all the little retarded kids playing ranked on the weekend get childhood cancer and wilt away, they don't deserve to breathe they're so intensely stupid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      calm down

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're prob one of them

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips on grinding the tableturf game? I'm level 27 but I'm getting so mentally strained, this shit takes forever

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You could try this macro.
      https://controlc.com/a8ba075e

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Profreshional+2
    >some fucking stupid nip fuck swings the roller during Goldie round

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I luv my waif harmony

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ew what the fuck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro... no, dude no... like... dude no... bro no way dude.... no.... man... dude... no.... dude... like no my god dude... no why... dude no....

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question, Does anyone here find clam blitz fun?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      clam and rainmaker are horrible when not in coordinated play

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm starting to enjoy it a little more since it's the only mode that seems to be active when I play Series.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes, they are like turf war but good

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >new Salmon set
    Thank fucking god.

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing I enjoy more than a few matches of well-matched and sporting Clam Blitz. The chaos, the mindgames, the adrenaline. It is truly the best mode.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      off urself

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    best Salmon Run rotation already

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to play salmon run with people that arent randoms..................................

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get irl friends and you can call them up for private matches or go meet up and play shoal and play whatever weapons you want. I'm jealous of gen alphas that can play salmon run during recess

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm jealous of gen alphas that can play salmon run during recess
        >Taking your Switch to school
        It's not like a GB/GB Pocket that you can slip in your pocket when Deshaun and his homies walk up.

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you die with ANY of these Salmon Run weapons, you're a shitter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How do I carry three retards who can't kill anything with a inkbrush

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do i get a taller locker?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think you hit rank 20

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lvl 15

        At level 15

        But I am level 20 and catalog 50.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you're just gay then.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            have you talked to Harmony?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lvl 15

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At level 15

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Water it daily

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sell your body

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Buy some of the funny Chinese pills

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >100% explore all areas
    >Not getting the remaining stickers
    >Google says connect online and they should appear via Marie, they don't
    >Splatnet says each area is 100%
    Why does nothing work in this goddamn game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my machine

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Found out I have green spots/hidden items left that Buddy refuses to find for some reason.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You just have to keep tossing him at ever little area sometimes even thrice. It's not a very good system

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Found out I have green spots/hidden items left that Buddy refuses to find for some reason.

            If you look through binocs the upgraded radar will highlight them, at least it does for some.

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a rough night for salmon run, I had to take a big break after failing cohozuna again. Least there were actual wins. Octo daughter best daughter.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Octo daughter best daughter.
      can you stop signing your posts and using an avatar
      it's always obvious when it's you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I find it funny that he probably thinks he's too good for a trip.

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting this outfit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably never. I'm surprised they let something so suggestive (for USA snowflakes) in the game to begin with.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably from an amiibo way down the line.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully Agent 3 or Smallfry amiibo, I really want this one.

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuzzy.

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish you could just use whatever weapon you wanted in salmon run with no swaps.

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't do salmon run anymore with people who just dont grab eggs, please just fucking get the eggs fuck

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >egg collecting has a full second delay
    Why the fuck did they do this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's just lag, it's supposed to pick up as soon as you touch it and will if you aren't playing on maccas wifi

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >only just now realized you can throw eggs/clams with L instead of A
    WHY THE FUCK DOES THE PROMPT SHOW YOU THE BUTTON THAT MAKES YOU CLAWGRIP

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck? Using L feels fucking worse.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure you know what clawgrip means. Pressing A doesn't give me any issues at all.

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no wonder this thread is slower than usual, there's two threads

    [...]

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This SR rotation is really fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >roller on SR
      >fun

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >roller
        ????

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >communication error!
    >communication error!
    >communication error!
    >communication error!
    >communication error!
    >communication error!
    my fault for buying day one i guess

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not worth playing with a single "person" in the ranked queue right now, why don't these people just stop playing? they're clearly not smart enough to understand the gamemodes so why do they queue up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      like cant these people just realize they dont deserve to interact with actual humans and stop playing the game online

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >SR
    >overwhelmed by salmonids
    >SUDDENLY everyone uses their specials
    Can you not fucking have your thumb up your ass until it's too late? Worthless gays

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone else is dead and I'm surrounded? Yep, perfect time to pop my first special.

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why are inkbrush and gals staying away from salmonids? go in, its your fucking job

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >playing profreshional
    >still get teamed with retards that don't realize the griller is following them and guiding it into the rest of the team is detrimental

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah im done with this game for now, not opening it again till the little 9 year olds in ranked move onto another game in 2 weeks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Play bombergirl.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the only thing worse than playing ranked with 8 year olds is playing some weeb gachashit, off urself ugly moron, no one cares about you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Splatoon is weeb gachashit so idk what ur so mad about

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            weird cope but go off if it makes u feel better buddy

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Im not the one qq over a childrens game 🙂

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                right ur just advertising some weird fetish weeb gacha in a Ganker thread about said childrens game, off urself

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why cant I be the one that gets carried for once in this fucking game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have been carried multiple times you just didn't realize and thought you earned the win when you didn't.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be right if there wasn't a scoreboard that explicitly shows how much turf was covered, kills deaths and supers used. There's no worse feeling than having 1k+ turf inked and 10+ kills just to see the second highest sit at like 500-600 points with like 2 kills and 8 deaths.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly this, I'm very rarely second place on my team, and when I am it's really even between me and first. I just want a team.

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God damn is the Luna Blaster too fuckin overtuned
    I can never win an encounter against it because it requires no aiming and has a huge cone of coverage and deals a shitload of damage
    I hate it so much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's got abysmal mobility, bad range and it's slooooow as fuck with indirects. if you got directed, fair game, it deserved that kill. if you got cover abused, learn your lesson and don't try to hide behind things when luna is around. if you just die to two plops in an open field, you just suck, you let one of the least mobile weapons approach you and took long enough to shoot it down, it is entirely on you and not on luna.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >it's got abysmal mobility, bad range and it's slooooow as fuck with indirects.
        Good god no. Its range is huge and even with indirects its rapid fire nature ensures a kill.
        >if you got cover abused, learn your lesson and don't try to hide behind things when luna is around.
        Yeah you try doing that on Sturgeon Shipyard, the land of cover itself.
        >if you just die to two plops in an open field, you just suck, you let one of the least mobile weapons approach you and took long enough to shoot it down, it is entirely on you and not on luna.
        None of this advice actually corresponds to any of the times I've fought a Luna user in all three games. It's mobile as fuck, fast as fuck, strong as fuck, and requires no aim.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          anon are you sure you are describing luna and not sloshing machine

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wow anon, it's almost as the two do the same thing! They're both cancer!

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get absolutely shit on Sneed

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Your ceph is wearing the X-ray glasses, right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if they'll ever patch this.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not, it's been a thing since the first game. It's not like it affects gameplay in any way.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The only time they program games to handle multiple layers of transparency is when it really matters. Otherwise they don't bother.

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This rotation is amazing, after the garbage pile that was the last one it's nice to get in some fucking wins again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I havent been getting any wins, gals and brushes are never actually killing adds or bosses 🙁

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What skills should I be looking to get on a set? I play tri slosher mostly so ink saver main and recovery is nice but what else is worth getting?

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God, Ganker, my back fucking hurts from carrying so much in SR

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's an effective weapon to use on Wahoo World turf war?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Goo Tuber

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Waiting until the next map rotation

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game dead already? I keep running into the same autistic buttbuddies with matching names in Turf War, and also keep getting matched against the same guys in ranked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game sold 3.45 million copies in 3 days in Japan alone, there's no way it's dead already. You're probably just unlucky.

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