Splatoon 3

New Salmon Run rotation

Hope you like half the map being nothing but grates during a high tide.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will I enjoy this game if I'm a transfurry?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'll more than likely get banned. Nintendo bans all LGBT posting

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        >twitter chud that cried over Nintendo deleting their wazzup lesbian post on Splatoon
        Rememeber to report LGBTQ+ as Inappropriate

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

          Need a screenshot my dude.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            https://twitter.com/_CSenpai_/status/1569051137889665026

            Enjoy the laughs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did something change? Last time I played Splatoon 2 was over a year ago and the lobby was filled with nothing but "trans rights" doodles.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He’s memeing you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And they were summarily banned.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And they were summarily banned.

        no they arent, trans posts still show up, theres just a lot more furries

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not seeing any on mine. I just report them, haven't seen chud shit since prelaunch. Maybe you're too busy praising them.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone gets the same set of posts, retard, just because there aren't any right now doesn't mean they're banned.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >just because they all vanished and never returned doesn't mean they were removed
              >calls others retards
              lol. Lmao, even.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I saw some yesterday, cope.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nice lies, chud. Your kind are certainly skilled with them.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >new gays show up
                >this mean that they're never getting banned

                So just report them for their LGBT gayry and do your part.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You are living in a dream world

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >trans posts still show up,
          Yeah because they keep on doing it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and thank goodness sake for that

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          One glance at the lobby should tell you he’s being sarcastic

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    After a week, what level/catalog level are you at?
    I'm at level 18 with catalog level 36.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Level 13, catalog level 21. I have a couple other games I'm also playing so I can't go all in on Splat3 but I am playing as much as I'm able.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Level 15, catalog 30. It's all I play now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Something like 16/30. I will get that dab.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      17/24. How are you guys having so much more Catalog level?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Have you been doing SR? That raises catalog level but not regular level.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Usually only until the superbonuses

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Im level 25 catalog 71

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >catalog 71
        have you been spamming a particular mode 12 hours a day or what?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lv 5/18

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If I draw art of Mr. Grizz for the hub will I get reported for drawing furry?

      Almost level 20 with the catalog at 40. Love that half the rewards are cards and starter clothes you can just buy at the shop...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Some of the clothes you get from the catalog only show up in the shop after you've gotten them from the catalog first.

        Similarly Murch can't order them until after either.

        https://twitter.com/LeanYoshi/status/1570351448709550080

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        As long as it's not a furry oc and it's clearly grizz you'll be fine

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't draw in that disgusting furry art style

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Level 22
      Catalog 55
      Been no lifing this hard, got like 60 hours in already

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Level 18, at catalog 31 iirc

      I put way too much time into this game considering I have school. lol

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wait is this rotation the gay baby jail island map

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yup.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So uh what the fuck am I supposed to be doing as the dynamo in SR

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Roll over smallfry, fling ink at shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling is really strong. Although I hate how fucking ink intensive it is. Also if your bow user is a retard you can kill steelheads. Also I’m really tired of people never using their special even as we get overrun during high tide wave 3. What the fuck are they saving it for?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Cohozuna

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you get a charge back if he spawns

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You always start the boss wave with 1 special, regardless of how many you had before.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling insta-kills everything vulnerable to it
      If you stand in front of a Glowie while it's running away it'll shit out a million eggs

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    S-some day the new players will learn to use killer wail if a flyfish spawns across the grates. Right? Right?????? Someday soon??????????????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why? It'll just spawn again. Save it for if you're short on eggs in the last 15 seconds and have a bunch of shit in your way near the basket

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So the team doesn’t fucking wipe whole you’re toddling your ass over there

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the weapons and will i want to kill myself compared to the last one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dynamo Roller
      Mini Splatling
      Clash Blaster
      Tri Stringer

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's that orange shell on the catalog bar?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you earn shells during/before splatfests, you can spend them on the gacha machine

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think the mini splatling has helped me understand what it must be like to be racist. As a heavy splatling main, it is similar to me. But it is wrong. An abomination. A twisted perversion of my beautiful form. And I hate it. I want it removed.

    I have no basis for this. It’s not particularly strong. I don’t die to it, I rarely ever see it. I am just disgusted by it.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any specific perks that are always useful to have? I've been stylemaxing and not looking at any of those.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ink recovery up is useful on pretty much everything.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This man is correct actually, that’s probably the most universal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Depends heavily on your weapon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ink Recovery, Swim Speed, Sub Resistance

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Swim speed isn’t pointless on anything but some weapons use it far, far less than others

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Swim speed and ink recovery

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How much should I care about freshness? I managed to get up to 3 stars and then dropped again, winning that much in a row in a team game seems brutal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All you get is stickers. I don’t know when you get what.
      I’m pretty happy with my holo wiper sticker though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a one time bonus so once you reach the break points it doesn't matter anymore.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this map
    >these weapons
    sorry grizz, I'm taking leave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, this round is fucking trash.

      Back to Anarchy battles

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      all the calories go to her deformed forehead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Some of them go to her tits.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Human's use 90% of the energy they get from food to power their large brains. Frye needs a lot of food to keep her even larger brain powered.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wow she's just like me.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Level 22
    >only have like 10 ability chunks for most abilities
    Ganker will be a long, long road won't it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Once you focus on grinding them it will be easier

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The grind is about to get a lot easier with the easy gacha rolls and the Splatfest tees being cheap as shit to farm chunks off of

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Shit I gotta go ahead and finish the campaign already. You get the gatcha shit just for beating it right?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bow
    >roller
    >not even a good roller
    Fuck you Grizz

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >focus Cohozuna, get overrun by bosses, crew wipe
    >kill bosses, can't kill Cohozuna, time out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect, kill bosses, throw eggs to kill him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I fucking wish that happened, since my knucklehead teammates are dicking around doing god-knows-what so after I'm done cleaning up some bosses two of them are dead, we have 30 seconds left, and Cohozuna has 75% HP left

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        imbecile

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can you change the "innate" ability of a gear or is the first ability always locked? Also when I level a gear and the sticker falls off because there's no spot for it to go is it just wasted?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I heard someone here said it costs 45 chunks to do that, haven't done myself, too low level probably

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >glowflies
    >entire team jumps to the low ground and dies in literally 2 seconds

    HOW DO PEOPLE STILL NOT KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DO THIS WAVE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >team sees me using the wall to not have to worry about them
      >they decide to be more retarded than birds and refuse to learn from that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're fucking the team because the eggs are at the bottom

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          A whole 2 inches from the basket, unbelievable. Definitely worth risking death over.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >New game in an IP launches
      >"HOW ARE NEW PLAYERS SO NEW??"
      I wonder.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Li'l Judd is evil isn't he?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    help me

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE THE SPLATLING

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe this clip is real because every time I do this shit my teammates are all too busy jacking off across the map to push the tower.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      im running the hydra splatling and im not sure if i should be supergluing my self to the tower or following it around and shooting onto and around it
      I know im supposed to be backlining but the tower isnt gonna move itself

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I play Ballpoint and I generally only get on the tower when I need to. My kit is trash at riding the tower. Honestly I should just pick up Heavy or Hydra.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          my hangup is the hydras mobility is so ass that riding around on the tower IS my mobility
          however if i get caught while im charging my next volley im a dead man so i have to hope someone else is on the tower with me to cover me which usually doesnt happen

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        With the heavy I generally stay off the tower except for the last ~30% or so.
        The reasoning is that when you're that close to the enemy base, your opponents are going to be near you anyways, which maximizes the potential of the Wave Breaker of locating them, which makes it really easy to pick them off.
        Plus deploying it is almost instant, so you can think of it as an emergency ink refill, like I did in that clip.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tower is prime location for a splatlings if your team isn’t retarded. You have some height, an obstacle to hide behind and can advance while charging. Alas,

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how are there not 500 enemy sticky bombs on the platform in this clip? I can never stand on that shit for more than 2 seconds.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What perks are good for Aerospray in Turf War?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reefslider users: https://youtu.be/JoC3EU_H2tc?t=13

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no laughing inkling reaction image
      Post laughing inklings!

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Should I sell my physical copy and get it digitally?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I constantly manage to be surprised at how shit people are in salmon run. Half the team dies in wave one, it's about a 30-50% chance we even survive wave 2 and wave 3 is about 10%

    Players are a fucking joke

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      carry harder

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Look man I haven't touched any of these weapons and half the thread is explaining how to use the weirdest roller.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is the strat to use it as a wall and only slightly touch the control stick to block chum and cohoks?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Seems to be just roll and dont flick

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing Roller is suffering because the game will put 3 of us on the same time for INSTANT LOSS
    breaks my heart

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My last match of the demo splatfest put me against a all melee team, it was a good ego boost because there were some matches where I was getting slaughtered before that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the loss percentage

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          At least the other team has a Splatana handicap.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >2 dualmorons and an Aeromoron

          I'd rather roll straight to my grave.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >high tide into high tide

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >high tide into high tide into high tide into high tide fat ass

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does the order that your team shows up on the victory screen mean anything?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Flyfish NEEDS to be nerfed, it's too fucking powerful and invincible for too long

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the smaller salmonids also deal waaay too much damage compared to before, or maybe that's just me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They technically don't, but for some reason they reduced the windup before non-boss Salmonids hit you from 30 frames to 10. They beat the shit out of you as soon as you step anywhere near them now, it's absurd.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you, pussy, let the game have challenges. The bosses aren’t supposed to all be equally dangerous

      Git fucking gud, stop demanding the game hand you free wins and learn to deal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No you, you’re the one that seems to find life too fucking hard to deal with and want the pain to go away. Stitch up your fucking britches and learn to handle it. Bitching is one thing but demanding they change it? End your fucking life you casual piece of shit. Why should high ranks be easy? Why should you just trundle your way to free wins? Piss off, you can derank yourself if you’re having a hard time.

          I can’t believe this is modern Ganker. Diaper shitting babies begging daddy to puhweeze make the nasty enemies be nicer to them.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Slice your throat open your fucking cunt

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You first, you crybaby moron, before you start demanding they put escalators on mountain trails

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Meds, now.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh is it time for your meds already? Are they gonna make all the bad feelings go away? Then maybe you can have a good day without trying to make the game less fun for me, gay.

              This is why they let you derank, so you babies can keep playing your baby mode and enjoy yourself. Stop demanding big boy mode cater to you too.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >umm ackshually two flyfish and two stingers spawning on different sides of the map at the same time is actually completely fair and balanced and not RNG artificial difficulty at all you transphobe shitlord

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Use your supers to take them out. Most supers can ruin both, even when the flyfish isn't open.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being a shitter and handle it, you have supers for a reason.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Tri-Stringer
    We're just not gonna get a good rotation until they stop forcing their new meme weapons into the pool huh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tri stinger surprisingly one shots the big fish if fully charged

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tri Stringer is actually great in SR though

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it normal for ranked games to make me want to neck myself? I barely played ranked in 2 but I don't remember it being this painful.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's extremely annoying getting morons as teammates and getting stomped, then the next match stomping the opponents instead. zero consistency

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >get stuck with stringer and dynamo
    Still have the most boss kills. I hate randumbs.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't matter if you're a gear queer or a grub chud - whether you're hungry or cold, you'll still wish you were having as much fun as me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >pick fun
      >I find using tools and eating food to be fun
      >therefore I can bring gear, food as well as video games
      Checkmate grub scrubs and gear queers

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I find fucking your mom and little sister fun, that doesn't mean I get to bring them to the island you moron

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This SR rotation fucking sucks so much.

    I main Splatlings but they're so fucking bad for this mode

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Two bomb throws in a row where the gayfish knocked the bomb out of the bin with its missile

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He absolutely needs to be looked at, hoping they nerf this cunt

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Universally hated since Splatoon 2
        >Unchanged since Splatoon 2
        Our suffering is by design.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What is wrong with the flyfish? He a good boi.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >immune to all damage unless lids are open
            >lids require a bomb each meaning 2 players are needed most of the time unless you've conserved all ink just for him
            >even when aiming at his lids he still fires and makes your area dangerous
            >if 2 are alive you are pretty much fucked

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >lids require a bomb each meaning 2 players are needed most of the time unless you've conserved all ink just for him
              This is the part that makes it suffering when nobody will help you deal with him. I managed to bomb both lids like once, but it'll literally never happen again because you need to be in a perfect vacuum where you're quick, and nothing is harassing you

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              even if you have full ink, the odds that you'll be able to throw two bombs uninterrupted without being violently raped in the ass by smallfry at profresh and above are near zero
              they really need to at least make it so more than 1 of them can't spawn at once. oh and also make it so 2 stingers can't spawn at the same time on opposite ends of the map. these two bosses and their spawning make the mode way more RNG based than it has to be

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              and you cant even use the stingray skillmove now

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Killer wail

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              and you cant even use the stingray skillmove now

              Killer wail and booyah bomb kill while closed. Inkjet, explosher, splash down, crab bomb/missle shots, bazzoka, etc all destroy the pods when they open.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Stupid tentamissiles that target everyone from anywhere on the map
        >Can only be killed by bombs which require a shit ton of ink
        >And you need TWO bombs
        >Which you may or may not miss because the baskets are small and liable to eject the bomb
        >All of which you must do while there's chum or other bosses on your ass
        NO FUN ALLOWED

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They just need to make the insides of the baskets have Cohock HP or some shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think the worst part is that they only spawn at the ass end of the map, so no matter what you're doing, you need to drop everything and travel potentially very far right into where the salmins are spawning. Even if you do manage to kill one, now you're neck deep in salmin territory with only 3 eggs to show for it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OUT FUCKING SKILLED!

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw title "Grub King"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Grub RULER
      FTW transphobe

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Grub King
        >King
        So who's going to tell him.

        >tfw we will never have funny titles like "Naughty Fangirl" again.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Grub King
        >King
        So who's going to tell him.

        >we could've had "Fun King" as a title
        Shame

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ruler really is the shittiest word they would've user

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Grub King
      >King
      So who's going to tell him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I hate Marie's stupid face
        Thanks for reading

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're welcome

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they make a separate title just for type As?

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok guys hear me out
    >What if Rang Blaster, but can't one shot
    I don't get it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am doing good with this weapon for some reason, it covers a shitload of turf and feels good to aim.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Land really good salmon run team
    >Blasting through runs, no issues
    >Actually kill Kohozuna twice
    >"Maps and Modes Updated!"
    >Forcefully separated from the only three people who know how to play this game

    Come back, GrizzCo family. I can't deal with all these part-timers again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you're truly desperate look in most recently played with and try adding them as friends.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      their avatars should be standing in front of grizzco store, then you try lookup the names and friend up

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Do pretty good, best in the match by a large margin, lose anyway
    >Yeah ok if I didn't die at the end there we could have recovered, my bad
    >Check team score
    >Some brella on my team with literally one (uno) (ichi) kill
    What am I supposed to feel now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Enraged and slightly horny.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    me and the boys reaching the rank of gear ruler

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I DID IT, I BEAT AFTER ALTERNA

    GET FUCKED FAGS I HAVE THE BEAR STICKER NOW

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >get a post-death killer wail wipeout
    >twice
    all skill baby

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this SR rotation is rough. dynamo roller runs out of ink so fast it's criminal

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"You recieved: the Mini Splatling!"
    >"That's a wrap!"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Me with Hydra Splatling or Dynamo Roller.
      Not a fan of the big heavy weapons that don't let me move around at all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It fucking blows when you're apparently the only one on your team that knows you can revive your teammates. It's what I imagine being an old man that used to be a hero but your body is just too slow to keep up is like

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Dynamo Roller
    This shit is pure suffering. Having a good laugh remembering all the complaints about the Hydra last rotation. Feels like you are at the complete mercy of your team doing their job.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They should make it so the Dynamo in SR is the same as the 1.0.0 Dynamo in Splatoon 1.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guys use your Conch Shells right now!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.
      I got that one before but only 3x per skill, and already thought it was really good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got a fucking gay title, fuck you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn bro you got pretty lucky but not super duper lucky

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I want that fucking title

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo adding FOMO to a game is dangerous and i hate it unless we can buy them later

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Drinzzlr
        ???

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that's what it said in the original jp version

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all this complaining about dynamo in rotation
    Is it opposite day? Are you all on crack?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it hits different

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible mobility and the feedback on flicks is dogshit. I genuinely cannot tell when I’m hitting something at times. The roll is so slow that you have no hope when surrounded. It’s alright when you’re positioned well, but it feels like a weak link outside of rounds where it can delete most enemies (mudmouth becomes even easier).

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Fog wave
    >Teammates all split up and keep dying
    >Half a dozen Golden Eggs sitting on the grates where it's fucking impossible to retrieve them safely
    >Try anyway and get obliterated by no less than four (4) snipers targeting me simultaneously
    Guess this is gonna be another 40 hour break after I get my pay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Happy new year 2020 spells SOS when reflected in the water
      Was Nintendo trying to warn us bros?

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Squeezer is unplayably bad, holy fuck what were they thinking?

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I thought they were naked when I saw the thumbnail
    I think my mind wanted them to be naked

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone have that fucking cursed Easter Island head in their lockers? Its creepy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its a redditor meme

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        aka it was actually kinda funny the first day but for real, please find a new joke

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          exactly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's one of the first locker decorations you get from singleplayer and it's funny

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny when you think of it as something staring at you judgementally going "really bro". Or at least that's the contemporary way to enjoy it.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Carbon roller SUCKS SO HARD TO USE AAAAHHHHHH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      flingz roller is better since you get missiles with it

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/oatmealdome/status/1570834906074288133?s=46&t=Mf4P7pogc3VM98XQkVJBlA
    New Salmon Run modes to be added?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sewer level mazes when

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a competitive mode.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Pair and Contest
      2v2 Salmon Run competitions incoming?!

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Splatnet is something I can use to order better looking gear more consistently than the shop restocks? Looking at clothing because mine sucks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It has a continuously rotating stock (something new every few hours) and you can get higher-star gear regardless of your Level. The gear also has different Main abilities than they would normally have in the in-game shops.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't zipcaster give you some armor? You're jumping CLOSER to an enemy, why not at least give some super armor or something?

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact: they buffed flyfish compared to splatoon 2, the missiles do more damage now, that's why they're worse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Provide proof

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ermagerd, now i dont feel like playing at all

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >15 fucking drink tickets and 5k from SR rewards

    Thanks for jack fucking shit you gay ass cat

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Female Cap 3 shows up in the credits regardless of your choice
    It's canon fags

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mine was a boy

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SPLASHTAG GETS REPORT
    I GOT ##69

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I got 1415 so that's kinda cool I guess

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it now, Cuttlefish and Octavio are gonna make music together now that they formed an alliance
    Octavio is a DJ, Craig likes to rap. It just works

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the inklings actually did have a squid shaped head in the past
    >this scroll wasn't just an artistic interpretation
    How long have they been planning the lore?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Squids dont even become kids until they are 14.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it schizo posting hours already?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well since you are here...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I dont remember replying to myself

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So what would Li'l Judd need the power eggs for?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      eating

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dude really fucking loves him some omelets.

      I think the worst part is that they only spawn at the ass end of the map, so no matter what you're doing, you need to drop everything and travel potentially very far right into where the salmins are spawning. Even if you do manage to kill one, now you're neck deep in salmin territory with only 3 eggs to show for it.

      Big Shot is pretty bad about that and doesn't have decency to die quickly like a Stringer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yum.
      Also they are power sources the same way Zapfish are.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Get down to below ten at the beginning of a splat zone match
    >Rest of the game is our team slowly but surely getting our shit pushed in until a knockout
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is my first splatoon ever

    1. should I save for a 3coin weapon or am I good grabbing and trying different weapons while I'm leveling?

    2. is salmon run online only? haven't done anything else than the salmon run tutorial yet.
    How do I get that iridescent cap?

    3. is splatfest just an event? are there any cool prizes?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >1. should I save for a 3coin weapon or am I good grabbing and trying different weapons while I'm leveling?
      Go ahead and try different weapons, buying higher level stuff is mostly useful for people that already know what they want
      >2. is salmon run online only? haven't done anything else than the salmon run tutorial yet.
      Yeah, 4 player PvE
      >How do I get that iridescent cap?
      Keep playing and you earn points based on how well you do, you get a bigger multiplier the higher rank you are so you'll be able to earn prizes faster. The cap is this months gear
      >3. is splatfest just an event? are there any cool prizes?
      It's mostly for fun but you'll get super sea snails which are used to add sub ability slots on your outfits or reroll the abilities. You'll get so many based on what rank you level up to when the splatfest is going on, and a few extra if your team wins

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Whaddya mean by 3 coin? The weapons that take 3 tickets to unlock because they're higher than your level? Probably only the level 20+ ones if you really want to use them since it takes a bit to level around then.
        Online only, you get the hat from just playing it.
        Splatfest is an event where you pick a side and get shoved into turf war for a weekend. It rewards you with the little sea snails that are used for improving gear and whatnot, though in 3 you also get conch shells for free gacha rolls when you level your catalog. It also gives you a splatfest tee that you could scrub for ability chunks if you want to Ganker eventually.

        1. Get whatever you like, some of the best weapons are the most basic

        2. Salmon run online only (or local co op I guess), you’ll get the hat after doing a handful

        3. You get sea snails which let you add slots to your gear and stuff, very valuable

        thanks a lot anons <33

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Whaddya mean by 3 coin? The weapons that take 3 tickets to unlock because they're higher than your level? Probably only the level 20+ ones if you really want to use them since it takes a bit to level around then.
      Online only, you get the hat from just playing it.
      Splatfest is an event where you pick a side and get shoved into turf war for a weekend. It rewards you with the little sea snails that are used for improving gear and whatnot, though in 3 you also get conch shells for free gacha rolls when you level your catalog. It also gives you a splatfest tee that you could scrub for ability chunks if you want to Ganker eventually.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      1. Get whatever you like, some of the best weapons are the most basic

      2. Salmon run online only (or local co op I guess), you’ll get the hat after doing a handful

      3. You get sea snails which let you add slots to your gear and stuff, very valuable

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >You frequently see a shining city of order in the distance on the multiplayer maps
    >What we could have had.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DLC next year, orderfriend

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God I want that order helmet again
      Perfect for the MK I armor

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Order bros we still strive for the perfect world.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your team rushes the zone and completely shuts down the other team from approaching
    when you get a well-balanced team that clicks it's so good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you walk over to the other teams base in tower control
      >tfw they drop everything to come and kill you
      >tfw you win because of this

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What am I supposed to do with the point sensor? I'm playing Explosher and I have not once felt motivated to throw a grenade instead of just taking another shot.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's the splatfest meta like, pick shiver and win?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, she's the hottest and will probably always go with the most rational choice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Historically it's been "most popular team eats shit, usually". But with three teams now we don't have much data to go off of.

      Team Scissors got spit roast in the demo Splatfest so hard they're making the mode it happens in super rare.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The real meta is don't be a gay that picks a team because you think they'll win, pick what you'd vote for/your waifu, fling shit at the other teams for their irredeemable picks, and most importantly, have fun

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God I love flamin hot cheetos

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Picking waifu is for fags
        Pick based on the answer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Your actual answer > waifu > trying to metagame which team you think will win
          From most to least respectable

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Agree
            This should be a splatfest

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Man, that would be a fun one

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like people would have very strong opinions
                >Make Frye the waifu one so the waifu players will be torn
                >This throws everything else into chaos

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, that would be chaos. Shiverfags having to defend her honor by fighting for Frye

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You mean Big Man? Frye is my waifu so that's too fucking easy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, making it Frye would make shiverfags seethe more. All 5 of you that like Frye can take the easy pick

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Where does "metagaming which team will be least picked so I can consistently fight the other fags" rank?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm gonna say below actual answer and above waifu. You just wanna play the game without so many mirror matches, can't fault you much for that

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Between waifu and the bottom

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy hell, the Dynamo roller is hungry as fuck for ink.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and slow asf to roll

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What did Nintendo mean by this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dumb phoneposter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Could you actually get banned for using this, or since it's technically allowed from that menu maybe not?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I unlocked both at the same time.

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Forcing myself to learn gyro controls and Im hating every minute of it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Play what's comfortable for you.

      Stop being tryhard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t listen to this baby

      Play what's comfortable for you.

      Stop being tryhard.

      he probably only plays turf war.
      Ascend.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I take my babby games very seriously!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I only play the baby mode in the baby game
          And you thought this was better

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Fell all the way down from Professional +3 to Overachiever

    Playing during the start of the weekend was a mistake

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Playing late at night I find all the japs come on and things are back to normal. Ive really started to notice just how hard I carry teams lately. It really is too easy for people to climb the ranks right now. If someone died 6 fucking times and still gets a pay raise then somethings off.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Should have waited until like midnight when the Timmies are asleep even if its the weekend.

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the friendship bracelet is the second grizzco item this time. I can't cope with just sandals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same brother, here's hoping

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 Grizzco items have been mined. They're all hats.

      https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        FUGGGG

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This hats going to be a meme.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          b r a v o mr grizz

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Brain strainer
          >It’s literally a strainer
          >But it also looks like it’s supposed to make you think more good by straining your brain
          Jesus christ I am laughing aloud at work, there is no way this thing’s name is this good in Japanese

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Grizz's bought up a bunch absolute dog shit accessories to give out after he lost out of spite

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >back to the future sunglasses
        Based

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I mean we already have the hat so yeah.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >That jimmy neutron science hat
        KINO

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Im so glad i used NFC tags to get all the amiibo clothes

        They really locked the witch and knight outfits behind amiibo when halloween is around the corner

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >They really locked the witch and knight outfits behind amiibo when halloween is around the corner
          Which amiibos give you those again? should really just use nfc tags

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            octoling boy and girl

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              good to know

              probs just gonna do the nfcs but man, i've always wanted to own all the amiibo for this series.

              I was profreshional +2 yesterday
              i'm now a profreshional part timer...

              i was profreshional +1. ranked down to part timer earlier today. feels bad man

              jfc lmao ive been slaving away and im still at 30 points

              go play series, anon

              haven't played since splatoon 1 but I already feel suction bomb denotates a lot faster. it's way too fast now

              what gets me is that there's sometimes so much shit going on that i don't even notice that there's a suction bomb/splat bomb right next to me. sensory overload, man

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There is a minor chance we might get Halloween cosmetics with next months Splatfest if it's Halloween themed. That happened with Splatoon 2's second Halloween Splatfest, but not the first.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >all hats all the way down

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >No football helm
        Dont show up to turf war tomorrow

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reading these threads, I get the feeling Splatoon 3 is a far inferior game to 2, and I wonder how it managed to become Japan's best-selling game of all time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because of a larger switch ownership I imagine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it’s better than 2 (not counting Octo)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's better. It's just a bit buggy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its been hit by Nintendos new drip feed content bullshit but just give it a bit and they will add back in all the missing stuff.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Its been hit by Nintendos new drip feed content bullshit
        You do know the very first game also did things this way.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >New
          Literally been doing this since splat1

          Only two new weps and 4 new maps this is way less content.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            moron fuck off
            even swimming is different

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              *kisses you softly on the lips*
              Woah.... hey..... sorry but I just had to do that... you just looked so..... FUCKING GAY FUCK YOU HOMO HAHAHAHAHA wooooooooowwww anon woooooooooow you seriously thought?! Lmao you fucking homo hahahahaha you just got fucking OWNED

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                dare you to do it again, gay

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Literally since splat 1

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            5 stages
            And 4 new weapons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >New
        Literally been doing this since splat1

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It just needs more content and some rebalancing. Otherwise, I'd say it's an improvement over 2 in almost every single way.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What gives you that impression?
      I consider it to be a straight upgrade other than missing a few old kits and wanting more maps (guarunteed over time).

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >crusty otaku

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ok hear me out
    This game took the titles system from Animal Crossing, what if took the music maker as well?
    You make a music track and, if you are the best player of the winning team, your personal theme plays before the victory music kicks in, as your own little jingle since you're the MVP

    It'd be so exciting to get 1st place and incentivize you to try your best!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone will just make it Sans' theme.......

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >baby shark plays as you get dabbed on
      no thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At this point just show a 3 minute custom rape scene of the winning team fucking me in the ass.

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna change my name to dicky. Don't report me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For what it's worth I never snitch on people with names like that, I just chuckle and move on

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why would you?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You'd be surprised how many people take pride in getting people potentially b&

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Use a weird foreign letter for the c

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I won't report you but someone else probably will

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >report guy named dicky
      >oblivious mod at nintendo
      >get banned for false reporting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know I don't think that'd get you banned. Unless the banning system is purely determined by how many reports you've gotten and there isn't any person looking at the report.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who are (You) picking when the inevitable Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook vs Deep Cut Splatfest happens?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      most people will pick the idols of whichever game they started with

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pearl and Marina is going to take that because theirs was the hypest

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post your art fags shiverbro btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting thrice as many connection problems after the update. Fucking nip fuckers.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what does it mean?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        people been faking that a joke exists for 40 years

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >t. 80 iq

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Whats not to get? Its pretty self aware humor sure but its also self explanatory... Squid tools? Get it? Squid? Tools?

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Wave 3
    >High tide
    >Clash Blaster
    >special is crab tank
    welp, guess i'm fucked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      While its nice that that the morph ball negates all damage, it doesn't help that you can still get kb'd and even worse cornered to an inevitable death. Crab tank is just too sluggish for SR

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here in S+ that can tell me how its ranking works ?
    do you just passively climb up ranks until +50 or are there rank up battles along the way ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is anyone at all in S+ yet?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        me, everyone I match with and probably a bunch of people on /ink/

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          /ink/ cant play the game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I’m pretty sure they just roleplay their squids buttfucking each other all day

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I browsed /ink/ until the Ganker not-generals came along and I'll return there when they die

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not here. Some pros I follow on YT already are though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's every +10. Not sure why this is such a pressing question, though.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Range Blaster gay with full Intensify Action jumps around everywhere and lands every direct
    It's like I'm really playing Splat 1, what the fuck were they thinking

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how do you use the bow in salmon run, mainly use the charge shot or just spam uncharged?

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Either no one uses my beacons or there's no notification, I can't tell

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WTF Grizz the same fucking hat for a week?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the same fucking hat for a week?
      For a month

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fucking why?

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >You can change your main ability now on any gear
    >It costs FOURTY FIVE FUCKING CHUNKS
    WHO THE HELL SIGNED OFF ON THIS. IT TAKES 60 TO MAKE A PERFECT GEAR

    It's not like it balances the game any to make it take so much! I can wear a bowler hat with run speed up but I'd prefer to make something neat have it like the teddy band. It's just a cosmetic choice essentially why does it cost so much???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't know you could do that but in general, the grind to get good gear has always been bullshit. I do like that they made it a bit easier but I would've appreciated it if they went a little further with that. Maybe Tableturf giving you an ability chunk or three of your choosing with special events or something.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just a cosmetic choice
      That's precisely why it costs so much. Pay up, fashion homo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      looking fresh costs blood sweat and tears

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't know you could do that but in general, the grind to get good gear has always been bullshit. I do like that they made it a bit easier but I would've appreciated it if they went a little further with that. Maybe Tableturf giving you an ability chunk or three of your choosing with special events or something.

      >Shell-Out machine
      >Sheldoncopter
      >Grizzco gear
      >team food
      You have plenty of ways to get chunks now.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've gotten nothing but titles from Shell-out Machine.

        Don't know what Sheldoncopter is yet

        What do you mean by Grizzco gear?

        Also team food? Is that splatfest joke

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Shell-Out can give out 10 of each chunk
          Beat story mode
          Repeat gear can be swapped for chunks and some arrive full
          There are now snacks and drinks that boost exp or money for all team members

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ah. Only one I wasn't aware of was Sheldoncopter then.

            I'll get on story mode soon then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you really want to wear 1 piece of gear that much, then pay the price. Also use your drink tickets and scrub. Why would they bother making an end-game grind so easy to accomplish?

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1570783596511924228

    How mad would you be?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      idk I'm still inking home base

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bro it's tower control

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >ranked
          couldn't be me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Idk how the fuck japs are so good with the luna
      I tried it once and was an actual liability to my team

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fucking strangle my team mates

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dynamo is insane

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro this wep would be an insta king Salmon killer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there's no way this is intentional

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://inv.bp.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=mafjegtCbq4

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That’s just how dynamo roller works

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      While thats amazing I'm really salty because all of my deaths have been due to teammates refusing to ink the area.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking love the Dynamo in Salmon Run. Always have.
      >Goldie hunting
      >We find the Goldie
      >Get in front of it and plant down my Dynamo
      >Goldie runs forward
      >Instagib the fucker and it drops all its golden eggs on the spot
      It makes Glowflies survivable too. I love it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      with sideglance notice the rest of team dying and dynamo chad will eventrually have to haul himself all the way back to rez the noobs

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought physical and I already regret it.

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >lost like 150 points after going 1-3 like 3 times
    Well ok fuck you too then

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >high tide king salmonid
    >I have the dynamo roller and wavebreaker
    Sorry guys. I'm deadweight this round

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they expect one of us in the wreckage

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a communication error has occured
    FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME

    NO IT IS NOT *MY* INTERNET BEFORE ONE OF YOU TENDIE COCKSUCKERS SAYS IT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Try replacing your router. Nintendo just doesn't play well with some routers. My brand new netgear was one such case.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s your internet

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I do not enjoy this Salmon Run loadout

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No one ever does

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2 good guns, 1 medium gun, and 1 completely dogshit gun. This is the best loadout we've had yet.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there ever a loadout where getting the blaster isn't the worst feeling ever? Like holy shit fuck the entire blaster class in Salmon run. ESPECIALLY the clash blaster, which can't ink turf OR kill enemies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      grizzco blaster

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        good times

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Really? I like getting blasters. The splash is really nice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Huh? you can peel through any big enemy or concentrated group

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lolno, the clash blaster takes like 4 shots to kill a big salmonid, the mini splatling and Dynamo get that shit done so much faster and safer it's nuts.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you get a blaster you're on designated stinger duty, you can knock them out with 1-2 blasts depending on the blaster.

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to try something new and I'm giving the Splat Brella a try......it's not going great for my K/D, but my Team is winning so I guess it's going OK.

    Maybe I should be using the Undercover Brella?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it
      Also Tetra shield is the only one that demands respect from the enemy. Haven't tried undercover

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >doing well in rainmaker match
    >suddenly unstable connection appears
    >waiting until the game drops me but to my surprise i actually stay in the match with another guy on the other team
    >still win the match at the last second
    >get 8 points

    good shit nintendo

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wehhh dynamo hard me die in salmon run 🙁
    Roll, stupid. You obliterate everything just by moving. Swing to save teammates or something.

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >octobrush is better than rapid blaster even at max range
    Fuck that weapon.

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >https://twitter.com/i/status/1569951370652045313
    >shoes affect your aim
    Remember to put on your big boy shoes before using a charger.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. I'm waiting for the friendship bracelet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. I'm waiting for the friendship bracelet.

      >Friendship Bracelet actually makes you harder to hit
      based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >3 chargers in turf war

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what outfit is that?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Jiangshi hat from halloween, samurai armor from a friend's amiibo and friendship bracelet from grizzco 2 years after launch
          Honestly I kinda wanna go back to 2 until 3 has the same amount of content.

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking teammates suck. I haven't waon anny runs today

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    carnal delights with octopus boys

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can you actually win rank despite losing a match by getting golden accolades? i never get points for losing a match

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you get #1 medals, you don't get penalized nearly as hard. It's possible to earn some points that you lost that way. It's why I've only lost ~100 or so compared to like, the 300 that I "should've" lost.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The points you get for winning or losing a match and Rank Points are different. You don't have to win all five games to earn more Rank Points than you spent to enter the series (at least at lower Ranks)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. IIRC, you have to go at least 3-3 to earn more points than you spent, though I'm not entirely sure. Could be 2-3.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I lost a series 2-3 and got 140p against the 100p I put in, it's really not strict (at least at A Rank)

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds about right. Pretty sure that's how I was able to get to A+.

            What's better for practicing DM, Turf War or Open?

            the fuck is DM

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      medals are nice but a 0-3 with al gold medals will always be worth less than a 1-3 with silvers

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bros… I’m so fucking bad at the game…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We all start somewhere. Get back in there, champ.

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh god why am I losing at Salmon Run
    >It c-can’t be me, I’m a genius. It must be these weapons. It’s the loadout. The loudout! D-damn you, Grizz!
    Every fucking rotation from the beginning until the sun burns out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's
      >sorry guys I still need to git gud with X weapon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I will blame spawning grounds for my losses every time it's in rotation.

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Saying "booyah" at the start should automatically kick you and give you a timeout
    Guaranteed loss

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Don’t booyah back
      You’re losing because of your shitty teamwork

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, fuck off
        I check who booyah'd at the start and then see their results
        Always a shitter with few kills, lots of deaths, and never pushed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Somehow I doubt it since I’m usually top kills

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, a fellow Splatling User of Culture.

            I'm scared to use the Hydra because I don't trust my Teammates.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I miss this animation so much
              Also, same on Hydra

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw the emotes remove weapons
                I want weapon emotes, damn it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The "I'm hot" emote pisses me off so much. I miss those soulful weapon interaction emotes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The one who doesn't booya at the start is usually the shitter.

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking kek, the reality for these first couple of weeks

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The current kit for salmon rush is FUCKING SHIT. Only good weapon is the nozzlenose. The short range bow is one of the worst feeling weapons I've ever tried.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was good apart from that and even then it could at least ink, the current one with the dynamo roller is dogshit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      >Oh god why am I losing at Salmon Run
      >It c-can’t be me, I’m a genius. It must be these weapons. It’s the loadout. The loudout! D-damn you, Grizz!
      Every fucking rotation from the beginning until the sun burns out

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IF YOURE DEAD AND IM SHOOTING AT YOU STOP FUCKING WIGGLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CHARGER USERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF TURF WAR!!! DEAD WEIGHT!!!

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >played a few rounds with a guy named BigGuy4U
    >title was Fun Agent

    Oh you.

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is the SR weapon rotation the same in EU as it is in NA?

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm contemplating using the REEF LUX and just spamming Tenta Missiles all game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They got pretty nerfed. Go ahead though.

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LOST BY 0.1
    >LOST BY 0.1
    LOST BY 0.1
    >LOST BY 0.1
    LOST BY 0.1
    >LOST BY 0.1
    LOST BY 0.1
    >LOST BY 0.1
    LOST BY 0.1
    >LOST BY 0.1
    FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know true suffering until you lose by literally 1 p. Not percent, p.

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do you tendies enable nintendo to release the exact same games for full price

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s not but have fun pretending

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        how is it different from splatoon 2 or splatoon 1 for that matter

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Maps weapons modes models textures music etc., different 10+ hour campaign in every game. I can understand how it would look the same if you don’t play though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I can understand how it would look the same if you don’t play though
            I do play splatoon, that's how I know they're identikit games.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              lol no you don’t

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                words cannot describe the hatred I feel for you cocksuckers. you are so mentally underdeveloped your pea-brains literally cannot even fathom the notion of someone criticizing nintendo.

                >it’s fine as long as nintendo doesn’t do it

                it isn't okay when anyone does it. but you tendies spend years bragging about how much better nintendo is than everyone else because they don't do X, then they start doing X and you all fall mysteriously silent or worse yet start actively defending what five minutes ago you claimed to abhor.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                explain how they're identical

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Flop on my dick lol, game has lots of extra content and welcome redesigns

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        how is it mechanically different from splatoon 2 or splatoon 1 for that matter

        >Exact same game
        It's very similar, but it's not exactly the same. If you want to bitch about re-releasing the exact same game however

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          dark souls same game every time and v loves it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >b-buh OTHER COMPANY

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you defending the other company for doing the same thing the company that triggers you does?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >it’s fine as long as nintendo doesn’t do it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's the two new movement techniques, for one.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What changes were made between those COD games?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I see you haven’t played them. You should try, they’re fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Exact same game
      It's very similar, but it's not exactly the same. If you want to bitch about re-releasing the exact same game however

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The badge for using your weapons special is for winning 30 games with it
    >The judd badge is for winning 50 turf wars
    >Have 18 wins on my zapper only after days of playing

    Splatoon players have no life or my luck is that bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have legitimately been no lifing the shit out of this game and even I lag behind lots of people somehow

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >luck
      Anon, if you can't win 50 matches in a week, you're pretty bad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have better luck winning CTF matches in TF2 than trying to win turf wars 50 times in a game where the last 30 seconds are all that matters

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's the first week of release, some of this shit is meant to be earned over years

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I want it all. I want it all. AND I WANT IT NOW!

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So the joke is that the rapid blaster is just total garbage? Like they put in a joke weapon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't know what role it's supposed to fill. Range Blaster is better if you want a long range blaster and Crash Blaster is better if you want a spammy blaster.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is my issue. Range, regular, and clash are just outright better weapons for their niche. "rapid" is just unusable.

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    should i be playing Anarchy Series or Open?
    i don't trust splatoon netcode to not shit the bed across 5 entire matches

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Play series, it actually gives you points

      open barely gives you shit. it's there for practice, basically

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ...series gives you more points? wtf
        i was wondering how i was supposed to make it to higher tiers 8 points (minus losses) at a time
        thanks anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah

          I mean, you know now but going 5-0 or even 4-1 can give you 250-300+ points

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            jfc lmao ive been slaving away and im still at 30 points

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Play Series when you want to increase your Rank and play Open when you just want to play the gamemode or earn the Money/XP/Catalog points from Ranked without stressing as much

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reeflux builds tenta missles way too fast and people just stack special charge up and it works

    7+ tenta charges in a single match

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can take solace in the fact they're destroying their finger in the process.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >only seven

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's better for practicing DM, Turf War or Open?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The lobby.

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was profreshional +2 yesterday
    i'm now a profreshional part timer...

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    STOP MOVING AROUND WHEN I'M TRYING TO REVIVE YOU FOR FUCK'S SAKE

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    haven't played since splatoon 1 but I already feel suction bomb denotates a lot faster. it's way too fast now

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Spams Torpedo all day
    Super comfy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >throws it behind a charger and watches it slowly track into them, none the wiser
      Feels good

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I swear Sub up does nothing to it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It speeds it up after lock on

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I read it did this in 2 but from testing it in 3 it sure doesn't seem to

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah too bad its only on the goo tuber and splatana

      Both of which suck

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >one person gets to our side
    >3 teammates spend the entire match trying to catch them or dying to them
    >this can happen in any mode
    I'm so tired.

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how to farm chunks from splatfest tee?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just let them fall off

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure exp depends on level so it should be faster scrubbing it, although whether or not that’s worth two k every now and then is up to you. I’m not sure what the exp per rank is

  132. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hearing about everybody deranking makes me feel a whole lot better about being hardstuck VP 50-120.

  133. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand drink buffs

  134. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how do i join the splatfest thing or whatever? reach lvl 10?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a booth in the plaza where you get to pick your team.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        oh wow im retarded

  135. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lol is the description for Sunken Scroll 22 too long and clipped off by the game?

    >their super-talented collaborators offer an "upbeat melancholy" sound that had OTH... hooked!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Found in world 6 of Athena

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Or Alterna rather, you get it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, I mean where is it cut off? The snippet you showed is fine.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            "OTH... hooked!"
            Is there a pun I'm not getting?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              What is the full name of OtH

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                😮

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                OtH the Hook

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No? They're saying it had Off the Hook hooked

  136. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to win close-quarters firefights? Almost all of them end in a trade.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't thanks to the tickrate! 🙂

  137. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's 40 points for a win, 5 for each gold, and 1 for each silver.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't that depend on your rank?

  138. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHY WHY WHY DO MY TEAM MATES NEVER STICK WITH ME AND JUST RUN BACK???

  139. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >every first day, most of the posts are furry
    >by the second day, most furry stuff is gone
    >rinse and repeat

  140. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >someone's ultra stamping toward me
    >shoot them, it deflects all my shots
    >I'm ultra stamping toward someone
    >they shoot me, I die instantly
    Why is this happening?

  141. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Turf War is

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pain

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      one of the game modes of all time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sublime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      for $$$

  142. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'VE GONE DOWN 3 TIERS AND NOT CLEARED A SINGLE SALMON RUN
    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tell them to stop dying and git gud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You'll have to settle for "This way!"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      From what rank to what?

  143. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Tower Control
    >enemy has an E-Liter 4K Scope
    >your teammate brought an Aerospray

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can get paired up with 2 splattershot jrs in tower control when the enemy has a charger and slosher

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just played against a team of 3 Splatanas and a Roller, we almost KO'd them immediately but then one of our guys DC'd and suddenly it's two shooters and a charger who can't hit shit against unending Torpedo Bomb spam

  144. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is more rage inducing than getting bumped and slipping into the water in Salmon Run.

  145. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will buy the squeezer and clash blaster and use Intensify Action to have negligible weapon spread in the air and just spam both

    So sick of this shit

  146. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hell of a fucking way to make me ever want to play your half assed game again, Nintendo. Three fucking matches in a row.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the update was supposed to fix this shit, it’s still happening.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >winning the game in rainmaker
      >ONE OR MORE PLAYERS HAS DISCONNECTED
      god damnit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's even worse when you're the one randomly getting connection errors and end up being punished because their servers are dogshit

  147. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Special Power Up doesnt tell you what it enhances for your special

    Can someone tell me if its worth it on the tacticooler

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can make the buff last longer (up to 10s more)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Slightly increases duration of effecta

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Makes the buff last longer, yes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit thats a massive difference on the wave breaker

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Keep in mind I’m pretty sure all these were with three mains. Might not be something you want to commit to.

  148. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please add cat ears as an item Nintendo

  149. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so to post a splatfest post i have to post to twitter? Wtf kinda system is this

  150. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Smash and Splatoon are the ultimate "no feeling whether you win or lose" games and the bad online doesnt help either

    Im tired of fighting japanese players who die after i die

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