New Salmon Run rotation
Hope you like half the map being nothing but grates during a high tide.
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New Salmon Run rotation
Hope you like half the map being nothing but grates during a high tide.
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Will I enjoy this game if I'm a transfurry?
no
You'll more than likely get banned. Nintendo bans all LGBT posting
lol
>twitter troony that cried over Nintendo deleting their wazzup lesbian post on Splatoon
Rememeber to report LGBTQ+ as Inappropriate
Source?
Need a screenshot my dude.
https://twitter.com/_CSenpai_/status/1569051137889665026
Enjoy the laughs.
Did something change? Last time I played Splatoon 2 was over a year ago and the lobby was filled with nothing but "trans rights" doodles.
He’s memeing you
And they were summarily banned.
no they arent, trans posts still show up, theres just a lot more furries
Not seeing any on mine. I just report them, haven't seen troony shit since prelaunch. Maybe you're too busy praising them.
Everyone gets the same set of posts, moron, just because there aren't any right now doesn't mean they're banned.
>just because they all vanished and never returned doesn't mean they were removed
>calls others morons
lol. Lmao, even.
I saw some yesterday, cope.
Nice lies, troony. Your kind are certainly skilled with them.
>new homosexuals show up
>this mean that they're never getting banned
So just report them for their LGBT homosexualry and do your part.
You are living in a dream world
>trans posts still show up,
Yeah because they keep on doing it.
and thank goodness sake for that
One glance at the lobby should tell you he’s being sarcastic
After a week, what level/catalog level are you at?
I'm at level 18 with catalog level 36.
Level 13, catalog level 21. I have a couple other games I'm also playing so I can't go all in on Splat3 but I am playing as much as I'm able.
Level 15, catalog 30. It's all I play now.
Something like 16/30. I will get that dab.
17/24. How are you guys having so much more Catalog level?
Have you been doing SR? That raises catalog level but not regular level.
Usually only until the superbonuses
Im level 25 catalog 71
>catalog 71
have you been spamming a particular mode 12 hours a day or what?
lv 5/18
If I draw art of Mr. Grizz for the hub will I get reported for drawing furry?
Almost level 20 with the catalog at 40. Love that half the rewards are cards and starter clothes you can just buy at the shop...
Some of the clothes you get from the catalog only show up in the shop after you've gotten them from the catalog first.
Similarly Murch can't order them until after either.
https://twitter.com/LeanYoshi/status/1570351448709550080
As long as it's not a furry oc and it's clearly grizz you'll be fine
Just don't draw in that disgusting furry art style
Level 22
Catalog 55
Been no lifing this hard, got like 60 hours in already
Level 18, at catalog 31 iirc
I put way too much time into this game considering I have school. lol
wait is this rotation the gay baby jail island map
Yup.
So uh what the frick am I supposed to be doing as the dynamo in SR
Roll over smallfry, fling ink at shit
Rolling is really strong. Although I hate how fricking ink intensive it is. Also if your bow user is a moron you can kill steelheads. Also I’m really tired of people never using their special even as we get overrun during high tide wave 3. What the frick are they saving it for?
Cohozuna
you get a charge back if he spawns
You always start the boss wave with 1 special, regardless of how many you had before.
Rolling insta-kills everything vulnerable to it
If you stand in front of a Glowie while it's running away it'll shit out a million eggs
S-some day the new players will learn to use killer wail if a flyfish spawns across the grates. Right? Right?????? Someday soon??????????????
Why? It'll just spawn again. Save it for if you're short on eggs in the last 15 seconds and have a bunch of shit in your way near the basket
So the team doesn’t fricking wipe whole you’re toddling your ass over there
Whats the weapons and will i want to kill myself compared to the last one
Dynamo Roller
Mini Splatling
Clash Blaster
Tri Stringer
what's that orange shell on the catalog bar?
you earn shells during/before splatfests, you can spend them on the gacha machine
I think the mini splatling has helped me understand what it must be like to be racist. As a heavy splatling main, it is similar to me. But it is wrong. An abomination. A twisted perversion of my beautiful form. And I hate it. I want it removed.
I have no basis for this. It’s not particularly strong. I don’t die to it, I rarely ever see it. I am just disgusted by it.
Are there any specific perks that are always useful to have? I've been stylemaxing and not looking at any of those.
Ink recovery up is useful on pretty much everything.
This man is correct actually, that’s probably the most universal
Depends heavily on your weapon
Ink Recovery, Swim Speed, Sub Resistance
Swim speed isn’t pointless on anything but some weapons use it far, far less than others
Swim speed and ink recovery
How much should I care about freshness? I managed to get up to 3 stars and then dropped again, winning that much in a row in a team game seems brutal
All you get is stickers. I don’t know when you get what.
I’m pretty happy with my holo wiper sticker though
It's just a one time bonus so once you reach the break points it doesn't matter anymore.
>this map
>these weapons
sorry grizz, I'm taking leave
Yea, this round is fricking trash.
Back to Anarchy battles
all the calories go to her deformed forehead.
Some of them go to her breasts.
Human's use 90% of the energy they get from food to power their large brains. Frye needs a lot of food to keep her even larger brain powered.
Wow she's just like me.
>Level 22
>only have like 10 ability chunks for most abilities
Ganker will be a long, long road won't it
Once you focus on grinding them it will be easier
The grind is about to get a lot easier with the easy gacha rolls and the Splatfest tees being cheap as shit to farm chunks off of
Shit I gotta go ahead and finish the campaign already. You get the gatcha shit just for beating it right?
>bow
>roller
>not even a good roller
Frick you Grizz
>focus Cohozuna, get overrun by bosses, crew wipe
>kill bosses, can't kill Cohozuna, time out
Incorrect, kill bosses, throw eggs to kill him
I fricking wish that happened, since my knucklehead teammates are dicking around doing god-knows-what so after I'm done cleaning up some bosses two of them are dead, we have 30 seconds left, and Cohozuna has 75% HP left
imbecile
Can you change the "innate" ability of a gear or is the first ability always locked? Also when I level a gear and the sticker falls off because there's no spot for it to go is it just wasted?
I heard someone here said it costs 45 chunks to do that, haven't done myself, too low level probably
>glowflies
>entire team jumps to the low ground and dies in literally 2 seconds
HOW DO PEOPLE STILL NOT KNOW HOW TO FRICKING DO THIS WAVE
>team sees me using the wall to not have to worry about them
>they decide to be more moronic than birds and refuse to learn from that
You're fricking the team because the eggs are at the bottom
A whole 2 inches from the basket, unbelievable. Definitely worth risking death over.
>New game in an IP launches
>"HOW ARE NEW PLAYERS SO NEW??"
I wonder.
Li'l Judd is evil isn't he?
help me
I LOVE THE SPLATLING
I refuse to believe this clip is real because every time I do this shit my teammates are all too busy jacking off across the map to push the tower.
im running the hydra splatling and im not sure if i should be supergluing my self to the tower or following it around and shooting onto and around it
I know im supposed to be backlining but the tower isnt gonna move itself
I play Ballpoint and I generally only get on the tower when I need to. My kit is trash at riding the tower. Honestly I should just pick up Heavy or Hydra.
my hangup is the hydras mobility is so ass that riding around on the tower IS my mobility
however if i get caught while im charging my next volley im a dead man so i have to hope someone else is on the tower with me to cover me which usually doesnt happen
With the heavy I generally stay off the tower except for the last ~30% or so.
The reasoning is that when you're that close to the enemy base, your opponents are going to be near you anyways, which maximizes the potential of the Wave Breaker of locating them, which makes it really easy to pick them off.
Plus deploying it is almost instant, so you can think of it as an emergency ink refill, like I did in that clip.
Tower is prime location for a splatlings if your team isn’t moronic. You have some height, an obstacle to hide behind and can advance while charging. Alas,
how are there not 500 enemy sticky bombs on the platform in this clip? I can never stand on that shit for more than 2 seconds.
What perks are good for Aerospray in Turf War?
reefslider users: https://youtu.be/JoC3EU_H2tc?t=13
>no laughing inkling reaction image
Post laughing inklings!
Should I sell my physical copy and get it digitally?
I constantly manage to be surprised at how shit people are in salmon run. Half the team dies in wave one, it's about a 30-50% chance we even survive wave 2 and wave 3 is about 10%
Players are a fricking joke
carry harder
Look man I haven't touched any of these weapons and half the thread is explaining how to use the weirdest roller.
Is the strat to use it as a wall and only slightly touch the control stick to block chum and cohoks?
Seems to be just roll and dont flick
>Playing Roller is suffering because the game will put 3 of us on the same time for INSTANT LOSS
breaks my heart
My last match of the demo splatfest put me against a all melee team, it was a good ego boost because there were some matches where I was getting slaughtered before that.
Imagine the loss percentage
At least the other team has a Splatana handicap.
>2 dualBlack folk and an AeroBlack person
I'd rather roll straight to my grave.
>high tide into high tide
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>high tide into high tide into high tide into high tide fat ass
Does the order that your team shows up on the victory screen mean anything?
Flyfish NEEDS to be nerfed, it's too fricking powerful and invincible for too long
the smaller salmonids also deal waaay too much damage compared to before, or maybe that's just me
They technically don't, but for some reason they reduced the windup before non-boss Salmonids hit you from 30 frames to 10. They beat the shit out of you as soon as you step anywhere near them now, it's absurd.
Frick you, pussy, let the game have challenges. The bosses aren’t supposed to all be equally dangerous
Git fricking gud, stop demanding the game hand you free wins and learn to deal
have a nice day
No you, you’re the one that seems to find life too fricking hard to deal with and want the pain to go away. Stitch up your fricking britches and learn to handle it. b***hing is one thing but demanding they change it? End your fricking life you casual piece of shit. Why should high ranks be easy? Why should you just trundle your way to free wins? Piss off, you can derank yourself if you’re having a hard time.
I can’t believe this is modern Ganker. Diaper shitting babies begging daddy to puhweeze make the nasty enemies be nicer to them.
Slice your throat open your fricking c**t
You first, you crybaby little b***h, before you start demanding they put escalators on mountain trails
Meds, now.
Oh is it time for your meds already? Are they gonna make all the bad feelings go away? Then maybe you can have a good day without trying to make the game less fun for me, homosexual.
This is why they let you derank, so you babies can keep playing your baby mode and enjoy yourself. Stop demanding big boy mode cater to you too.
>umm ackshually two flyfish and two stingers spawning on different sides of the map at the same time is actually completely fair and balanced and not RNG artificial difficulty at all you transphobe shitlord
Use your supers to take them out. Most supers can ruin both, even when the flyfish isn't open.
Stop being a shitter and handle it, you have supers for a reason.
>Tri-Stringer
We're just not gonna get a good rotation until they stop forcing their new meme weapons into the pool huh
Tri stinger surprisingly one shots the big fish if fully charged
Tri Stringer is actually great in SR though
Is it normal for ranked games to make me want to neck myself? I barely played ranked in 2 but I don't remember it being this painful.
it's extremely annoying getting morons as teammates and getting stomped, then the next match stomping the opponents instead. zero consistency
>get stuck with stringer and dynamo
Still have the most boss kills. I hate randumbs.
doesn't matter if you're a gear queer or a grub chud - whether you're hungry or cold, you'll still wish you were having as much fun as me
>pick fun
>I find using tools and eating food to be fun
>therefore I can bring gear, food as well as video games
Checkmate grub scrubs and gear queers
I find fricking your mom and little sister fun, that doesn't mean I get to bring them to the island you moron
This SR rotation fricking sucks so much.
I main Splatlings but they're so fricking bad for this mode
Two bomb throws in a row where the homosexualfish knocked the bomb out of the bin with its missile
Skill issue.
He absolutely needs to be looked at, hoping they nerf this c**t
>Universally hated since Splatoon 2
>Unchanged since Splatoon 2
Our suffering is by design.
What is wrong with the flyfish? He a good boi.
>immune to all damage unless lids are open
>lids require a bomb each meaning 2 players are needed most of the time unless you've conserved all ink just for him
>even when aiming at his lids he still fires and makes your area dangerous
>if 2 are alive you are pretty much fricked
>lids require a bomb each meaning 2 players are needed most of the time unless you've conserved all ink just for him
This is the part that makes it suffering when nobody will help you deal with him. I managed to bomb both lids like once, but it'll literally never happen again because you need to be in a perfect vacuum where you're quick, and nothing is harassing you
even if you have full ink, the odds that you'll be able to throw two bombs uninterrupted without being violently raped in the ass by smallfry at profresh and above are near zero
they really need to at least make it so more than 1 of them can't spawn at once. oh and also make it so 2 stingers can't spawn at the same time on opposite ends of the map. these two bosses and their spawning make the mode way more RNG based than it has to be
and you cant even use the stingray skillmove now
Killer wail
Killer wail and booyah bomb kill while closed. Inkjet, explosher, splash down, crab bomb/missle shots, bazzoka, etc all destroy the pods when they open.
>Stupid tentamissiles that target everyone from anywhere on the map
>Can only be killed by bombs which require a shit ton of ink
>And you need TWO bombs
>Which you may or may not miss because the baskets are small and liable to eject the bomb
>All of which you must do while there's chum or other bosses on your ass
NO FUN ALLOWED
They just need to make the insides of the baskets have Cohock HP or some shit.
I think the worst part is that they only spawn at the ass end of the map, so no matter what you're doing, you need to drop everything and travel potentially very far right into where the salmins are spawning. Even if you do manage to kill one, now you're neck deep in salmin territory with only 3 eggs to show for it.
OUT FRICKING SKILLED!
>mfw title "Grub King"
>Grub RULER
FTW transphobe
>tfw we will never have funny titles like "Naughty Fangirl" again.
>we could've had "Fun King" as a title
Shame
ruler really is the shittiest word they would've user
>Grub King
>King
So who's going to tell him.
I hate Marie's stupid face
Thanks for reading
You're welcome
Frick you
Why would they make a separate title just for type As?
>Ok guys hear me out
>What if Rang Blaster, but can't one shot
I don't get it
I am doing good with this weapon for some reason, it covers a shitload of turf and feels good to aim.
>Land really good salmon run team
>Blasting through runs, no issues
>Actually kill Kohozuna twice
>"Maps and Modes Updated!"
>Forcefully separated from the only three people who know how to play this game
Come back, GrizzCo family. I can't deal with all these part-timers again.
If you're truly desperate look in most recently played with and try adding them as friends.
their avatars should be standing in front of grizzco store, then you try lookup the names and friend up
>Do pretty good, best in the match by a large margin, lose anyway
>Yeah ok if I didn't die at the end there we could have recovered, my bad
>Check team score
>Some brella on my team with literally one (uno) (ichi) kill
What am I supposed to feel now
Enraged and slightly horny.
me and the boys reaching the rank of gear ruler
I DID IT, I BEAT AFTER ALTERNA
GET FRICKED gayS I HAVE THE BEAR STICKER NOW
>get a post-death killer wail wipeout
>twice
all skill baby
this SR rotation is rough. dynamo roller runs out of ink so fast it's criminal
>"You recieved: the Mini Splatling!"
>"That's a wrap!"
Me with Hydra Splatling or Dynamo Roller.
Not a fan of the big heavy weapons that don't let me move around at all.
It fricking blows when you're apparently the only one on your team that knows you can revive your teammates. It's what I imagine being an old man that used to be a hero but your body is just too slow to keep up is like
>Dynamo Roller
This shit is pure suffering. Having a good laugh remembering all the complaints about the Hydra last rotation. Feels like you are at the complete mercy of your team doing their job.
They should make it so the Dynamo in SR is the same as the 1.0.0 Dynamo in Splatoon 1.
Guys use your Conch Shells right now!
Holy shit.
I got that one before but only 3x per skill, and already thought it was really good.
I got a fricking gay title, frick you.
damn bro you got pretty lucky but not super duper lucky
I want that fricking title
Nintendo adding FOMO to a game is dangerous and i hate it unless we can buy them later
>Drinzzlr
???
that's what it said in the original jp version
>all this complaining about dynamo in rotation
Is it opposite day? Are you all on crack?
it hits different
Horrible mobility and the feedback on flicks is dogshit. I genuinely cannot tell when I’m hitting something at times. The roll is so slow that you have no hope when surrounded. It’s alright when you’re positioned well, but it feels like a weak link outside of rounds where it can delete most enemies (mudmouth becomes even easier).
>Fog wave
>Teammates all split up and keep dying
>Half a dozen Golden Eggs sitting on the grates where it's fricking impossible to retrieve them safely
>Try anyway and get obliterated by no less than four (4) snipers targeting me simultaneously
Guess this is gonna be another 40 hour break after I get my pay
>Happy new year 2020 spells SOS when reflected in the water
Was Nintendo trying to warn us bros?
Squeezer is unplayably bad, holy frick what were they thinking?
For some reason I thought they were naked when I saw the thumbnail
I think my mind wanted them to be naked
Why does everyone have that fricking cursed Easter Island head in their lockers? Its creepy.
its a redditor meme
aka it was actually kinda funny the first day but for real, please find a new joke
exactly
it's one of the first locker decorations you get from singleplayer and it's funny
It's funny when you think of it as something staring at you judgementally going "really homie". Or at least that's the contemporary way to enjoy it.
Carbon roller SUCKS SO HARD TO USE AAAAHHHHHH
flingz roller is better since you get missiles with it
https://twitter.com/oatmealdome/status/1570834906074288133?s=46&t=Mf4P7pogc3VM98XQkVJBlA
New Salmon Run modes to be added?
Sewer level mazes when
Sounds like a competitive mode.
>Pair and Contest
2v2 Salmon Run competitions incoming?!
Splatnet is something I can use to order better looking gear more consistently than the shop restocks? Looking at clothing because mine sucks.
It has a continuously rotating stock (something new every few hours) and you can get higher-star gear regardless of your Level. The gear also has different Main abilities than they would normally have in the in-game shops.
why doesn't zipcaster give you some armor? You're jumping CLOSER to an enemy, why not at least give some super armor or something?
fun fact: they buffed flyfish compared to splatoon 2, the missiles do more damage now, that's why they're worse
Provide proof
ermagerd, now i dont feel like playing at all
>15 fricking drink tickets and 5k from SR rewards
Thanks for jack fricking shit you homosexual ass cat
>Female Cap 3 shows up in the credits regardless of your choice
It's canon gays
Mine was a boy
SPLASHTAG GETS REPORT
I GOT ##69
I got 1415 so that's kinda cool I guess
Calling it now, Cuttlefish and Octavio are gonna make music together now that they formed an alliance
Octavio is a DJ, Craig likes to rap. It just works
>the inklings actually did have a squid shaped head in the past
>this scroll wasn't just an artistic interpretation
How long have they been planning the lore?
Squids dont even become kids until they are 14.
is it schizo posting hours already?
well since you are here...
I dont remember replying to myself
So what would Li'l Judd need the power eggs for?
eating
Dude really fricking loves him some omelets.
Big Shot is pretty bad about that and doesn't have decency to die quickly like a Stringer.
Yum.
Also they are power sources the same way Zapfish are.
>Get down to below ten at the beginning of a splat zone match
>Rest of the game is our team slowly but surely getting our shit pushed in until a knockout
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM GONNA FRICKING KILL MYSELF
this is my first splatoon ever
1. should I save for a 3coin weapon or am I good grabbing and trying different weapons while I'm leveling?
2. is salmon run online only? haven't done anything else than the salmon run tutorial yet.
How do I get that iridescent cap?
3. is splatfest just an event? are there any cool prizes?
>1. should I save for a 3coin weapon or am I good grabbing and trying different weapons while I'm leveling?
Go ahead and try different weapons, buying higher level stuff is mostly useful for people that already know what they want
>2. is salmon run online only? haven't done anything else than the salmon run tutorial yet.
Yeah, 4 player PvE
>How do I get that iridescent cap?
Keep playing and you earn points based on how well you do, you get a bigger multiplier the higher rank you are so you'll be able to earn prizes faster. The cap is this months gear
>3. is splatfest just an event? are there any cool prizes?
It's mostly for fun but you'll get super sea snails which are used to add sub ability slots on your outfits or reroll the abilities. You'll get so many based on what rank you level up to when the splatfest is going on, and a few extra if your team wins
thanks a lot anons <33
Whaddya mean by 3 coin? The weapons that take 3 tickets to unlock because they're higher than your level? Probably only the level 20+ ones if you really want to use them since it takes a bit to level around then.
Online only, you get the hat from just playing it.
Splatfest is an event where you pick a side and get shoved into turf war for a weekend. It rewards you with the little sea snails that are used for improving gear and whatnot, though in 3 you also get conch shells for free gacha rolls when you level your catalog. It also gives you a splatfest tee that you could scrub for ability chunks if you want to Ganker eventually.
1. Get whatever you like, some of the best weapons are the most basic
2. Salmon run online only (or local co op I guess), you’ll get the hat after doing a handful
3. You get sea snails which let you add slots to your gear and stuff, very valuable
>You frequently see a shining city of order in the distance on the multiplayer maps
>What we could have had.
DLC next year, orderfriend
God I want that order helmet again
Perfect for the MK I armor
Order bros we still strive for the perfect world.
>tfw your team rushes the zone and completely shuts down the other team from approaching
when you get a well-balanced team that clicks it's so good
>tfw you walk over to the other teams base in tower control
>tfw they drop everything to come and kill you
>tfw you win because of this
What am I supposed to do with the point sensor? I'm playing Explosher and I have not once felt motivated to throw a grenade instead of just taking another shot.
What's the splatfest meta like, pick shiver and win?
yeah, she's the hottest and will probably always go with the most rational choice
Historically it's been "most popular team eats shit, usually". But with three teams now we don't have much data to go off of.
Team Scissors got spit roast in the demo Splatfest so hard they're making the mode it happens in super rare.
The real meta is don't be a homosexual that picks a team because you think they'll win, pick what you'd vote for/your waifu, fling shit at the other teams for their irredeemable picks, and most importantly, have fun
God I love flamin hot cheetos
Picking waifu is for gays
Pick based on the answer
Your actual answer > waifu > trying to metagame which team you think will win
From most to least respectable
Agree
This should be a splatfest
Man, that would be a fun one
I feel like people would have very strong opinions
>Make Frye the waifu one so the waifu players will be torn
>This throws everything else into chaos
Kek, that would be chaos. Shivergays having to defend her honor by fighting for Frye
You mean Big Man? Frye is my waifu so that's too fricking easy
Nah, making it Frye would make shivergays seethe more. All 5 of you that like Frye can take the easy pick
Where does "metagaming which team will be least picked so I can consistently fight the other gays" rank?
I'm gonna say below actual answer and above waifu. You just wanna play the game without so many mirror matches, can't fault you much for that
Between waifu and the bottom
Holy hell, the Dynamo roller is hungry as frick for ink.
and slow asf to roll
What did Nintendo mean by this?
dumb phoneposter
Could you actually get banned for using this, or since it's technically allowed from that menu maybe not?
I unlocked both at the same time.
Forcing myself to learn gyro controls and Im hating every minute of it.
Play what's comfortable for you.
Stop being tryhard.
Don’t listen to this baby
he probably only plays turf war.
Ascend.
>I take my babby games very seriously!
>I only play the baby mode in the baby game
And you thought this was better
>Fell all the way down from Professional +3 to Overachiever
Playing during the start of the weekend was a mistake
Playing late at night I find all the japs come on and things are back to normal. Ive really started to notice just how hard I carry teams lately. It really is too easy for people to climb the ranks right now. If someone died 6 fricking times and still gets a pay raise then somethings off.
Should have waited until like midnight when the Timmies are asleep even if its the weekend.
I hope the friendship bracelet is the second grizzco item this time. I can't cope with just sandals
Same brother, here's hoping
Season 1 Grizzco items have been mined. They're all hats.
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
FUGGGG
This hats going to be a meme.
b r a v o mr grizz
>Brain strainer
>It’s literally a strainer
>But it also looks like it’s supposed to make you think more good by straining your brain
Jesus christ I am laughing aloud at work, there is no way this thing’s name is this good in Japanese
>Grizz's bought up a bunch absolute dog shit accessories to give out after he lost out of spite
>back to the future sunglasses
Based
I mean we already have the hat so yeah.
>That jimmy neutron science hat
KINO
Im so glad i used NFC tags to get all the amiibo clothes
They really locked the witch and knight outfits behind amiibo when halloween is around the corner
>They really locked the witch and knight outfits behind amiibo when halloween is around the corner
Which amiibos give you those again? should really just use nfc tags
octoling boy and girl
good to know
probs just gonna do the nfcs but man, i've always wanted to own all the amiibo for this series.
i was profreshional +1. ranked down to part timer earlier today. feels bad man
go play series, anon
what gets me is that there's sometimes so much shit going on that i don't even notice that there's a suction bomb/splat bomb right next to me. sensory overload, man
There is a minor chance we might get Halloween cosmetics with next months Splatfest if it's Halloween themed. That happened with Splatoon 2's second Halloween Splatfest, but not the first.
>all hats all the way down
>No football helm
Dont show up to turf war tomorrow
Reading these threads, I get the feeling Splatoon 3 is a far inferior game to 2, and I wonder how it managed to become Japan's best-selling game of all time.
because of a larger switch ownership I imagine
Nah it’s better than 2 (not counting Octo)
No, it's better. It's just a bit buggy.
Its been hit by Nintendos new drip feed content bullshit but just give it a bit and they will add back in all the missing stuff.
>Its been hit by Nintendos new drip feed content bullshit
You do know the very first game also did things this way.
Only two new weps and 4 new maps this is way less content.
Black person frick off
even swimming is different
*kisses you softly on the lips*
Woah.... hey..... sorry but I just had to do that... you just looked so..... FRICKING GAY FRICK YOU homosexual HAHAHAHAHA wooooooooowwww anon woooooooooow you seriously thought?! Lmao you fricking homosexual hahahahaha you just got fricking OWNED
dare you to do it again, homosexual
Literally since splat 1
5 stages
And 4 new weapons
>New
Literally been doing this since splat1
It just needs more content and some rebalancing. Otherwise, I'd say it's an improvement over 2 in almost every single way.
What gives you that impression?
I consider it to be a straight upgrade other than missing a few old kits and wanting more maps (guarunteed over time).
>crusty otaku
Ok hear me out
This game took the titles system from Animal Crossing, what if took the music maker as well?
You make a music track and, if you are the best player of the winning team, your personal theme plays before the victory music kicks in, as your own little jingle since you're the MVP
It'd be so exciting to get 1st place and incentivize you to try your best!
Everyone will just make it Sans' theme.......
>baby shark plays as you get dabbed on
no thanks
At this point just show a 3 minute custom rape scene of the winning team fricking me in the ass.
Gonna change my name to dicky. Don't report me
For what it's worth I never snitch on people with names like that, I just chuckle and move on
why would you?
You'd be surprised how many people take pride in getting people potentially b&
Use a weird foreign letter for the c
I won't report you but someone else probably will
>report guy named dicky
>oblivious mod at nintendo
>get banned for false reporting
You know I don't think that'd get you banned. Unless the banning system is purely determined by how many reports you've gotten and there isn't any person looking at the report.
Who are (You) picking when the inevitable Squid Sisters vs Off the Hook vs Deep Cut Splatfest happens?
most people will pick the idols of whichever game they started with
Pearl and Marina is going to take that because theirs was the hypest
Post your art gays shiverbro btw
I'm getting thrice as many connection problems after the update. Fricking nip frickers.
what does it mean?
people been faking that a joke exists for 40 years
>t. 80 iq
Whats not to get? Its pretty self aware humor sure but its also self explanatory... Squid tools? Get it? Squid? Tools?
>Wave 3
>High tide
>Clash Blaster
>special is crab tank
welp, guess i'm fricked.
While its nice that that the morph ball negates all damage, it doesn't help that you can still get kb'd and even worse cornered to an inevitable death. Crab tank is just too sluggish for SR
anyone here in S+ that can tell me how its ranking works ?
do you just passively climb up ranks until +50 or are there rank up battles along the way ?
Is anyone at all in S+ yet?
me, everyone I match with and probably a bunch of people on /ink/
/ink/ cant play the game
I’m pretty sure they just roleplay their squids buttfricking each other all day
I browsed /ink/ until the Ganker not-generals came along and I'll return there when they die
Probably not here. Some pros I follow on YT already are though
It's every +10. Not sure why this is such a pressing question, though.
>Range Blaster homosexual with full Intensify Action jumps around everywhere and lands every direct
It's like I'm really playing Splat 1, what the frick were they thinking
how do you use the bow in salmon run, mainly use the charge shot or just spam uncharged?
Either no one uses my beacons or there's no notification, I can't tell
WTF Grizz the same fricking hat for a week?
>the same fricking hat for a week?
For a month
fricking why?
>You can change your main ability now on any gear
>It costs FOURTY FIVE FRICKING CHUNKS
WHO THE HELL SIGNED OFF ON THIS. IT TAKES 60 TO MAKE A PERFECT GEAR
It's not like it balances the game any to make it take so much! I can wear a bowler hat with run speed up but I'd prefer to make something neat have it like the teddy band. It's just a cosmetic choice essentially why does it cost so much???
Didn't know you could do that but in general, the grind to get good gear has always been bullshit. I do like that they made it a bit easier but I would've appreciated it if they went a little further with that. Maybe Tableturf giving you an ability chunk or three of your choosing with special events or something.
>It's just a cosmetic choice
That's precisely why it costs so much. Pay up, fashion homo.
looking fresh costs blood sweat and tears
>Shell-Out machine
>Sheldoncopter
>Grizzco gear
>team food
You have plenty of ways to get chunks now.
I've gotten nothing but titles from Shell-out Machine.
Don't know what Sheldoncopter is yet
What do you mean by Grizzco gear?
Also team food? Is that splatfest joke
Shell-Out can give out 10 of each chunk
Beat story mode
Repeat gear can be swapped for chunks and some arrive full
There are now snacks and drinks that boost exp or money for all team members
Ah. Only one I wasn't aware of was Sheldoncopter then.
I'll get on story mode soon then.
If you really want to wear 1 piece of gear that much, then pay the price. Also use your drink tickets and scrub. Why would they bother making an end-game grind so easy to accomplish?
https://twitter.com/i/status/1570783596511924228
How mad would you be?
idk I'm still inking home base
homie it's tower control
>ranked
couldn't be me
qrd?
Idk how the frick japs are so good with the luna
I tried it once and was an actual liability to my team
I want to fricking strangle my team mates
dynamo is insane
Bro this wep would be an insta king Salmon killer
there's no way this is intentional
https://inv.bp.projectsegfau.lt/watch?v=mafjegtCbq4
That’s just how dynamo roller works
While thats amazing I'm really salty because all of my deaths have been due to teammates refusing to ink the area.
I fricking love the Dynamo in Salmon Run. Always have.
>Goldie hunting
>We find the Goldie
>Get in front of it and plant down my Dynamo
>Goldie runs forward
>Instagib the fricker and it drops all its golden eggs on the spot
It makes Glowflies survivable too. I love it.
with sideglance notice the rest of team dying and dynamo chad will eventrually have to haul himself all the way back to rez the noobs
Just bought physical and I already regret it.
>lost like 150 points after going 1-3 like 3 times
Well ok frick you too then
>high tide king salmonid
>I have the dynamo roller and wavebreaker
Sorry guys. I'm deadweight this round
they expect one of us in the wreckage
>a communication error has occured
FRICK THIS FRICKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME
NO IT IS NOT *MY* INTERNET BEFORE ONE OF YOU TENDIE wienerSUCKERS SAYS IT
Try replacing your router. Nintendo just doesn't play well with some routers. My brand new netgear was one such case.
It’s your internet
I do not enjoy this Salmon Run loadout
No one ever does
2 good guns, 1 medium gun, and 1 completely dogshit gun. This is the best loadout we've had yet.
Is there ever a loadout where getting the blaster isn't the worst feeling ever? Like holy shit frick the entire blaster class in Salmon run. ESPECIALLY the clash blaster, which can't ink turf OR kill enemies.
grizzco blaster
good times
Really? I like getting blasters. The splash is really nice
Huh? you can peel through any big enemy or concentrated group
Lolno, the clash blaster takes like 4 shots to kill a big salmonid, the mini splatling and Dynamo get that shit done so much faster and safer it's nuts.
If you get a blaster you're on designated stinger duty, you can knock them out with 1-2 blasts depending on the blaster.
I wanted to try something new and I'm giving the Splat Brella a try......it's not going great for my K/D, but my Team is winning so I guess it's going OK.
Maybe I should be using the Undercover Brella?
I don't get it
Also Tetra shield is the only one that demands respect from the enemy. Haven't tried undercover
>doing well in rainmaker match
>suddenly unstable connection appears
>waiting until the game drops me but to my surprise i actually stay in the match with another guy on the other team
>still win the match at the last second
>get 8 points
good shit nintendo
>wehhh dynamo hard me die in salmon run 🙁
Roll, stupid. You obliterate everything just by moving. Swing to save teammates or something.
>octobrush is better than rapid blaster even at max range
Frick that weapon.
>https://twitter.com/i/status/1569951370652045313
>shoes affect your aim
Remember to put on your big boy shoes before using a charger.
No. I'm waiting for the friendship bracelet.
>Friendship Bracelet actually makes you harder to hit
based
>YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW
>3 chargers in turf war
what outfit is that?
Jiangshi hat from halloween, samurai armor from a friend's amiibo and friendship bracelet from grizzco 2 years after launch
Honestly I kinda wanna go back to 2 until 3 has the same amount of content.
Fricking teammates suck. I haven't waon anny runs today
carnal delights with octopus boys
can you actually win rank despite losing a match by getting golden accolades? i never get points for losing a match
If you get #1 medals, you don't get penalized nearly as hard. It's possible to earn some points that you lost that way. It's why I've only lost ~100 or so compared to like, the 300 that I "should've" lost.
The points you get for winning or losing a match and Rank Points are different. You don't have to win all five games to earn more Rank Points than you spent to enter the series (at least at lower Ranks)
Yeah. IIRC, you have to go at least 3-3 to earn more points than you spent, though I'm not entirely sure. Could be 2-3.
I lost a series 2-3 and got 140p against the 100p I put in, it's really not strict (at least at A Rank)
Sounds about right. Pretty sure that's how I was able to get to A+.
the frick is DM
medals are nice but a 0-3 with al gold medals will always be worth less than a 1-3 with silvers
Bros… I’m so fricking bad at the game…
We all start somewhere. Get back in there, champ.
>Oh god why am I losing at Salmon Run
>It c-can’t be me, I’m a genius. It must be these weapons. It’s the loadout. The loudout! D-damn you, Grizz!
Every fricking rotation from the beginning until the sun burns out
For me it's
>sorry guys I still need to git gud with X weapon
I will blame spawning grounds for my losses every time it's in rotation.
Saying "booyah" at the start should automatically kick you and give you a timeout
Guaranteed loss
>Don’t booyah back
You’re losing because of your shitty teamwork
Nah, frick off
I check who booyah'd at the start and then see their results
Always a shitter with few kills, lots of deaths, and never pushed
Somehow I doubt it since I’m usually top kills
Ah, a fellow Splatling User of Culture.
I'm scared to use the Hydra because I don't trust my Teammates.
I miss this animation so much
Also, same on Hydra
>tfw the emotes remove weapons
I want weapon emotes, damn it.
The "I'm hot" emote pisses me off so much. I miss those soulful weapon interaction emotes.
The one who doesn't booya at the start is usually the shitter.
Fricking kek, the reality for these first couple of weeks
The current kit for salmon rush is FRICKING SHIT. Only good weapon is the nozzlenose. The short range bow is one of the worst feeling weapons I've ever tried.
I thought it was good apart from that and even then it could at least ink, the current one with the dynamo roller is dogshit
kek
IF YOURE DEAD AND IM SHOOTING AT YOU STOP FRICKING WIGGLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
CHARGER USERS GET THE FRICK OUT OF TURF WAR!!! DEAD WEIGHT!!!
>played a few rounds with a guy named BigGuy4U
>title was Fun Agent
Oh you.
is the SR weapon rotation the same in EU as it is in NA?
I'm contemplating using the REEF LUX and just spamming Tenta Missiles all game.
They got pretty nerfed. Go ahead though.
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>LOST BY 0.1
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FRICK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You don't know true suffering until you lose by literally 1 p. Not percent, p.
why do you tendies enable nintendo to release the exact same games for full price
Because it’s not but have fun pretending
how is it different from splatoon 2 or splatoon 1 for that matter
Maps weapons modes models textures music etc., different 10+ hour campaign in every game. I can understand how it would look the same if you don’t play though
>I can understand how it would look the same if you don’t play though
I do play splatoon, that's how I know they're identikit games.
lol no you don’t
words cannot describe the hatred I feel for you wienersuckers. you are so mentally underdeveloped your pea-brains literally cannot even fathom the notion of someone criticizing nintendo.
it isn't okay when anyone does it. but you tendies spend years bragging about how much better nintendo is than everyone else because they don't do X, then they start doing X and you all fall mysteriously silent or worse yet start actively defending what five minutes ago you claimed to abhor.
explain how they're identical
Flop on my dick lol, game has lots of extra content and welcome redesigns
how is it mechanically different from splatoon 2 or splatoon 1 for that matter
dark souls same game every time and v loves it
>b-buh OTHER COMPANY
Why are you defending the other company for doing the same thing the company that triggers you does?
>it’s fine as long as nintendo doesn’t do it
There's the two new movement techniques, for one.
What changes were made between those COD games?
I see you haven’t played them. You should try, they’re fun.
>Exact same game
It's very similar, but it's not exactly the same. If you want to b***h about re-releasing the exact same game however
>The badge for using your weapons special is for winning 30 games with it
>The judd badge is for winning 50 turf wars
>Have 18 wins on my zapper only after days of playing
Splatoon players have no life or my luck is that bad
I have legitimately been no lifing the shit out of this game and even I lag behind lots of people somehow
>luck
Anon, if you can't win 50 matches in a week, you're pretty bad.
I have better luck winning CTF matches in TF2 than trying to win turf wars 50 times in a game where the last 30 seconds are all that matters
It's the first week of release, some of this shit is meant to be earned over years
I want it all. I want it all. AND I WANT IT NOW!
So the joke is that the rapid blaster is just total garbage? Like they put in a joke weapon.
I really don't know what role it's supposed to fill. Range Blaster is better if you want a long range blaster and Crash Blaster is better if you want a spammy blaster.
This is my issue. Range, regular, and clash are just outright better weapons for their niche. "rapid" is just unusable.
should i be playing Anarchy Series or Open?
i don't trust splatoon netcode to not shit the bed across 5 entire matches
Play series, it actually gives you points
open barely gives you shit. it's there for practice, basically
...series gives you more points? wtf
i was wondering how i was supposed to make it to higher tiers 8 points (minus losses) at a time
thanks anon
yeah
I mean, you know now but going 5-0 or even 4-1 can give you 250-300+ points
jfc lmao ive been slaving away and im still at 30 points
Play Series when you want to increase your Rank and play Open when you just want to play the gamemode or earn the Money/XP/Catalog points from Ranked without stressing as much
Reeflux builds tenta missles way too fast and people just stack special charge up and it works
7+ tenta charges in a single match
You can take solace in the fact they're destroying their finger in the process.
>only seven
What's better for practicing DM, Turf War or Open?
The lobby.
I was profreshional +2 yesterday
i'm now a profreshional part timer...
STOP MOVING AROUND WHEN I'M TRYING TO REVIVE YOU FOR FRICK'S SAKE
haven't played since splatoon 1 but I already feel suction bomb denotates a lot faster. it's way too fast now
>Spams Torpedo all day
Super comfy
>throws it behind a charger and watches it slowly track into them, none the wiser
Feels good
I swear Sub up does nothing to it
It speeds it up after lock on
I read it did this in 2 but from testing it in 3 it sure doesn't seem to
Yeah too bad its only on the goo tuber and splatana
Both of which suck
>one person gets to our side
>3 teammates spend the entire match trying to catch them or dying to them
>this can happen in any mode
I'm so tired.
how to farm chunks from splatfest tee?
Just let them fall off
Pretty sure exp depends on level so it should be faster scrubbing it, although whether or not that’s worth two k every now and then is up to you. I’m not sure what the exp per rank is
Hearing about everybody deranking makes me feel a whole lot better about being hardstuck VP 50-120.
I don't understand drink buffs
how do i join the splatfest thing or whatever? reach lvl 10?
There's a booth in the plaza where you get to pick your team.
oh wow im moronic
lol is the description for Sunken Scroll 22 too long and clipped off by the game?
>their super-talented collaborators offer an "upbeat melancholy" sound that had OTH... hooked!
Where?
Found in world 6 of Athena
Or Alterna rather, you get it
No, I mean where is it cut off? The snippet you showed is fine.
"OTH... hooked!"
Is there a pun I'm not getting?
What is the full name of OtH
😮
OtH the Hook
No? They're saying it had Off the Hook hooked
How am I supposed to win close-quarters firefights? Almost all of them end in a trade.
You don't thanks to the tickrate! 🙂
It's 40 points for a win, 5 for each gold, and 1 for each silver.
Doesn't that depend on your rank?
WHY WHY WHY DO MY TEAM MATES NEVER STICK WITH ME AND JUST RUN BACK???
>every first day, most of the posts are furry
>by the second day, most furry stuff is gone
>rinse and repeat
>someone's ultra stamping toward me
>shoot them, it deflects all my shots
>I'm ultra stamping toward someone
>they shoot me, I die instantly
Why is this happening?
Turf War is
pain
one of the game modes of all time
Sublime
for $$$
I'VE GONE DOWN 3 TIERS AND NOT CLEARED A SINGLE SALMON RUN
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
Tell them to stop dying and git gud
You'll have to settle for "This way!"
From what rank to what?
>Tower Control
>enemy has an E-Liter 4K Scope
>your teammate brought an Aerospray
You can get paired up with 2 splattershot jrs in tower control when the enemy has a charger and slosher
I just played against a team of 3 Splatanas and a Roller, we almost KO'd them immediately but then one of our guys DC'd and suddenly it's two shooters and a charger who can't hit shit against unending Torpedo Bomb spam
Nothing is more rage inducing than getting bumped and slipping into the water in Salmon Run.
I will buy the squeezer and clash blaster and use Intensify Action to have negligible weapon spread in the air and just spam both
So sick of this shit
Hell of a fricking way to make me ever want to play your half assed game again, Nintendo. Three fricking matches in a row.
I thought the update was supposed to fix this shit, it’s still happening.
>winning the game in rainmaker
>ONE OR MORE PLAYERS HAS DISCONNECTED
god damnit
It's even worse when you're the one randomly getting connection errors and end up being punished because their servers are dogshit
>Special Power Up doesnt tell you what it enhances for your special
Can someone tell me if its worth it on the tacticooler
You can make the buff last longer (up to 10s more)
Slightly increases duration of effecta
Makes the buff last longer, yes
Holy shit thats a massive difference on the wave breaker
Keep in mind I’m pretty sure all these were with three mains. Might not be something you want to commit to.
Please add cat ears as an item Nintendo
so to post a splatfest post i have to post to twitter? Wtf kinda system is this
Smash and Splatoon are the ultimate "no feeling whether you win or lose" games and the bad online doesnt help either
Im tired of fighting japanese players who die after i die