Splatoon 3

Kill fishes, get money.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the new Splatfest

    Starts on the 23rd

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JOIN TEAM GRUB

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fucking gay that salmon run is now a monthly rotation vs a bi weekly rotation.

      Honestly I'm torn between gear and grub just thinking about the question on principle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Salmon run was monthly in Splat 2 until all the Grizzco gear had already been released.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      requesting an alliance between gear and grub so that we completely bully and grief the fuck out of funfags no matter what. gear and grub need to make sure under any circumstance that funfags get nothing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have more respect for funfags than I do for grubfags, even if you're both wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          grubfags depend on what they food they decide to bring with, if it’s mostly candy like Frye has pictured then they’re gigaretards.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok funfag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is really shit. gonna pick fun just because its the most retarded pick in a terrible splatfest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a dreary situation.
      >Gear - "Maybe I can find a way off the island.....doubtful"
      >Grub - "Well I won't starve for a week"
      >Fun - "May as well enjoy what time I have left"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God hates quitters, so gear is the objectively correct choice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With gear you can find/kill food.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair it doesn't state that you'll be stuck there. I kind of figure it's like a Desert Island Discs situation where the island is more a metaphorical "alone time" place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They know about the incoming economical collapse and decided to do some probing on splatchads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gear
      >fish an infinite amount of fishes
      >set up fields to grow an infinite amount of grub
      >make toys for an infinite amount of fun
      >build a shed for comfy living
      how is it even a competiton? grub and fun fags, explain yourselves right now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s too much work, I just wanna eat bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well you still have to kill him before eating him so that's where tools come in handy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver once again the superior choice. Choosing the other two is for short sighted retards that can't see the long term.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shiverchads never stop winning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Choosing the other two is for short sighted retards that can't see the long term.
        Havign a good source of food and drinking water while you learn to survive (if you don't know already) is a perfectly fine alternative to getting a bunch of tools that you may or may not know how to use. Grub vs. Gear is an ideological debate where the value of each answer changes depending on who you ask-the thinking man's debate. Fun is a third wheel there solely to draw in the true brainlets, not that I expected much more from Big Man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grub is a good choice if seeds are involved to prolong your survival but you would still need tools to cultivate the harvest therefore making gear once again the better choice. Now even if you do manage to get a good harvest going you still need shelter, once again, gear would provide the tools necessary to build a decent shelter from the elements and depending on the gear you can easily forage or hunt for food. All signs point to gear being the superior choice.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Grub is a good choice if seeds are involved to prolong your survival but you would still need tools to cultivate the harvest therefore making gear once again the better choice
            That's assuming the person there doesn't have the means to make the tools necessary though. The main value of Grub is taking the stress off of the person stranded for a period while they learn how to survive. You can MAKE a shelter to be safe in, tools to cultivate crops, and weapons to fish/hunt with, and while you're doing so you won't worry about having to go hungry. This especially goes for if you get a bunch of dried foods and otherwise nonperishables, along with preservatives for fruit/veggies and a good amount of salt to preserve meats in to boot, meaning the person will have a good amount of leeway, which in turn greatly reduces stress-that's invaluable when it comes to surviving on your own, the mental is just as important as the physical. Besides, by saying gear is the default best choice you're automatically assuming that the person who is stranded with said gear knows how to use it all to maximize survival-a bit of a farfetched assumption given the average person probably doesn't even know how to pitch a tent in this day and age.
            Like I said, it depends on the who and how between the two options, there IS no definitive right answer. Fun has its merits because of the mental comment above, so much so that I'd say it's not even a bad choice depending on who gets stranded, but it has much less outward value than the other two

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >That's assuming the person there doesn't have the means to make the tools necessary though.
              Honestly this is the silliest point to try and raise. Assuming the average person doesn't have survival skills, like you say, they have even less of a chance to make a functioning tool of any sort - they don't have enough personal experience with tools to make something worth actually using. Then you'd have to teach yourself on the tools you created, it's a mess if you think about it for more than even two seconds. Meanwhile, if you get plopped onto a deserted island with plenty of useful gear, nature will do the hard work of producing plants and animals for you to harvest, and you can teach yourself on tools that were actually designed by someone who understands how the tools work.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Assuming the average person doesn't have survival skills, like you say, they have even less of a chance to make a functioning tool of any sort - they don't have enough personal experience with tools to make something worth actually using.
                Making even halfway decent tools for killing/harvesting shit isn't the hard part though. Sometimes you don't even have to bother and you can just find a large rock to bash an animal's skull on or a pointy rock to stab it with, it doesn't take a genius to put together some wood/large leaves (depending on where you are) together to protect them from the rain, and making a fire is a meme skill it's so easy to do, a literal child could get the hang of it given the time-which Grub conveniently affords. You Gotta remember, people did all of this and developed these techniques with far less general knowledge than we have now. The person with the tools may or may not be a fast learner, but their clock is ticking all the while for drinkable water and something substantial to eat that'll ALSO keep their diet balanced enough to sustain in the long-term.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Making even halfway decent tools for killing/harvesting shit isn't the hard part though.
                It sure as hell is the hard part. Gear means way more than just a tent and a firestater, especially if your idea of Grub is one that includes preserving salts. You couldn't imagine the utility that a single good cooking pan can serve until you didn't have one to use. Between keeping clothes cleaning, purifying water, serving as cooking implement and a serving dish simultaneously, rain water collection, and more. A pair of tweezers can literally mean the difference between life and death, and you'd be hard-pressed to find a single person who could whip up a substitute for that kind of specialized implement using just the materials on a deserted island. Gear is objectively the correct choice, for anyone who's thought about this seriously.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Gear means way more than just a tent and a firestater, especially if your idea of Grub is one that includes preserving salts.
                I'm not assuming those are the only things, those are just the things that'd be REALLY pressing.
                >Between keeping clothes cleaning
                You can do that with or without a pan very easily though-you're gonna have to do most of the heavy lifting in this field regardless.
                >purifying water
                The depends on the place like most other criteria-it assumes that the person who came with Grub instead doesn't have a suitable means to either purify water or didn't come with enough to drink already.
                >serving as cooking implement and a serving dish simultaneously
                You can do this with a standard issue large flat rock. People STILL do it that way, even
                > rain water collection
                This utility alone depends on if where you're landed even has a good amount of rain, and in any case, finding the natural means to do this isn't too farfetched
                >A pair of tweezers can literally mean the difference between life and death, and you'd be hard-pressed to find a single person who could whip up a substitute for that kind of specialized implement using just the materials on a deserted island.
                This is a fair point, but it, again, depends on what the person knows, can learn with the time afforded, what natural materials are present for preventing them in the first place, etc.
                It seems to me that this entire debate is entirely dependent on where the person's stranded and exactly what kind of Grub/Gear they decided to bring

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The problem with your argument is really simple. You're saying that the person who brings grub can just make tools, and at the same time you're saying the person who brought tools can't even rely on the island that they're on to make the tools they brought useful, but the person who brought grub would still be able to put their handymade tools to use. You have to hand yourself a better position AND handicap the position I would be in within the context of the hypothetical just to stand on the same level.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're saying that the person who brings grub can just make tools, and at the same time you're saying the person who brought tools can't even rely on the island that they're on to make the tools they brought useful,
                Not really. I even said the Gear guy may be a fast learner above-in which case it's no problem for them to survive. It's about having a decent safety net that stretches broader depending on a variety of scenarios.
                > but the person who brought grub would still be able to put their handymade tools to use
                I never said this was a certainty, I just said that having good food and water that can also last a long time gives them a ton of leeway to learn how to both make and implement said tools while also taking the stress of finding something to eat pronto AND maintaining a balanced diet to a minimum.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The point remains that in a deserted island scenario where all things are equal between all three choices, Gear is objectively the superior choice, and the only way to even the playing field is to tinker with the terms of the hypothetical to put Gear at a disadvantage.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The point remains that in a deserted island scenario where all things are equal between all three choices, Gear is objectively the superior choice
                Why? There can be a variety of factors that'd minimize the impact of Gear that are very common on deserted islands, just like there'd be ones to minimize Grub and even Fun. You can't just say "well, you have to bring in a ton of hypotheticals to win!!!" because you're basing your position off of a hypothetical that gives Gear an advantage in the first place

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you're basing your position off of a hypothetical that gives Gear an advantage in the first place
                That 'hypothetical' is called the question of the splatfest, anon. I've taken it as plainly as I could, and I haven't added any of my own spins on it. That's why I said in an equal scenario between all three. It's not a fun mental excerise if you can just tell me that my choice was stupid because the island I got stuck on doesn't have any fish around it. This is basic shit, I can't believe you'd even ask 'Why?' like it was a serious question.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How can you tell which one is for which character? Is grub the black creatures choice?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's always ordered the way the idols are placed so the order will always be: Shiver's side>Frye's side>Big Man's side

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the choices are line up in order of the characters placement on the intro
          Tool-Shiver
          Grub- Frye
          Fun- Big Man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shiver lives in the splat lands yet has no sun on her which tells me she barely goes outside which means she'd be a shit survivalist.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shes nocturnal dipshit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shiver can't stop winning, also she's ok for an octo...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >easy mode
      >normal mode
      >hard mode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      coomerchads win again

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to glaze frye's forehead with a thick layer of my semenal fluids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weirdo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GH-OST FOREHEAD JOB! WOOWOO WOO WOO

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Salmon Run so much harder now? It's fucking unreal how much shit they throw at you now, and yet they cut off the rewards after like 4 games for some reason??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean they cut off the rewards?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the best messages you've seen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ugly laughed at this one for a while

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dep Kut?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not in 3 but will always be my favorite

        i thought this one was pretty funny

        I don’t get any of these

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not in 3 but will always be my favorite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God I miss Miiverse so fucking much.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought this one was pretty funny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was drinking water when it showed up, not a good outcome, simple, elegant and with some eco messaging, fav so far.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Ganker.
    My first Splatoon game, what should I know?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use gyro controls and get used to often fixing the camera with Y, it helps you be more precise.
      Try the test room once you can to get a feel for the weapon types, or do some single player levels. After a few turf battles you can get an idea of how you play and then try to roll for abilities that match your play style and preferred weapon choice.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get money
    Not any more you don't, seriously how do you make good money now? You used to get paid for constantly killing fish but now it only gives you gear you can't sell

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have loads of fun with zipcaster levels and bow levels in single player
    >both feel like shit to use in multiplayer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but with the splatana. How is this thing anything but a bad paintbrush?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Splatana is horrible garbage everywhere but Salmon Run, but I will say it absolutely deletes Steelheads, is decent against drizzlers and their shots, and is equal to chargers at picking off crate fliers in mothership waves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has better mid-range, but it still kinda sucks there. It's like if you mashed the worst parts of a charger and any close range weapon together. It's so weird, but at least Salmon Run redeems it a bit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve been trying to use one because I like the loadout that has it, torpedo and hammer special, but god damn, it’s just so depressing to use. Mashing the trigger to paint is annoying, and anyone using a real close range weapon will just insta-splat you, while you still lack range to fight anyone with proper ranged weapons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It needed to be able to hold a charge while swimming.
        Same with splatlings, especially with how bad they nerfed them this game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be good to be good with them, so it filters everyone here

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't turf War, the main goddamn mode, not in Ranked? They don't give you a tutorial for clam blitz, this shit is dumb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because turf war is a casual mode where only the last 30 seconds of the game matters. Splatzones is more or less ranked turf war.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait it’s not? I’ve been holding off on playing ranked because it scares me but I’m never playing it now lmao

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wave 1 round loss because everyone jobs to a single stinger but nobody kills it
    How do these clowns even make it to profreshional?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, don't be afraid to pop a Special on Wave 2.

    The situation has clearly gone bad and you can still have one for later. Please, you don't get extra pay for saving them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WITNESS

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quick question, do you need to post your drawing on twitter for it to show up in the plaza to other players?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been asking that for weeks.
      It looks like the answer is yes, you need to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that blows, what if I delete the tweet? Would that still work?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Supposedly that still works, but supposedly the popularity of the posts also depends on their popularity on social media? I wish someone would confirm.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win? 2 Flipper Floppers or an entire profreshional team? The answer may surprise you!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me picking fun while gear and food voters look at me in disgust

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to share, you should've brought a console

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont worry i brought a lot, its all about >fun after all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont worry i brought a lot, its all about >fun after all

      Got any more?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        once upon a time i did, but a faulty harddrive cost me all but those two

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feetchads where are our barefoot options…

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or is the octobursh complete dogshit in this game compared to 2? Same with tenta brella, they both seem much worse.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really get the sloshing machine or Explosher? Which sucks cause I've been looking for more "grenade luancher" type weapons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stay back and dont be afraid to throw ink over walls/outside your line of sight, gotten tons of kills that way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does the Explosher have some hidden value? Sometimes it hits twice, sometimes it doesn't. seems like shit damage anyways.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The projectile penetrates players and does damage on hit, the bang then does damage separately. It can never be 100 even combined though, always need at least two shots to kill.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          explosion hits for 35 damage
          direct hit is 55 damage
          but it also pierces and can hit the ground near them so you hit with both direct and explosion for 90 damage, very good at killing damaged opponents

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >does a weapon that essentially launches burst bombs have hidden value

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this Salmon Run rotation would be better, but I feel like it's just as bad. But instead of wipes from everyone dying, half the time we don't meet the quota. If I go on boss duty, the rest of the team isn't carrying golden eggs, and if I start carrying the rest of the team isn't killing bosses fast enough and we get swarmed.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is out?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect my work here is done

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Focus on flyfish and stingers so that we dont get wiped
    >Makes it look like I did fuck all
    Feels bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For what it's worth only the shitters judge entirely by the "leaderboard", actually good players are paying attention to what's going on and will notice the invisible things you're doing for the team

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was racking up tons of kills in the beta but I'm scared to engage much now, what happened

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fucking climb out of A+

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for ranked and I'd like to have this C- window get off my screen.

    Is there a reward for playing it or something?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    E-Liter and Range Blaster on the same rotation is kind of fucked up.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game makes me so fucking angry
    I get shit on every fucking game i play
    No matter how hard i try i just get shit on
    No matter what gun i use
    Everyone fucking shits on me
    I look up videos on how to be better
    I try those things
    400+ hours in splatoon 2
    Still get shit on by everyone that plays this game
    Kms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're getting a really authentic Splatoon experience anon, welcome to the fold.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry, it’s just like fighting games. You don’t have the gene to succeed.
      Stop getting mad at video games btw it’s embarrassing your ancestors.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does special up do for the booyah bomb?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna guess it takes 1 less booyah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Faster charge and throw

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like food so I vote grub
    its that simple

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing SR for the first time and this is fun as fuck. Fuck the Blaster though

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the FUCK do i git gud at the goddamn card game? I want that kickass victory animation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Priority 1 in any match should be to try to totally wall off the other guy before they can extend out. You basically snowball into a win from there if you can keep using supers to deny them from theirs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a half decent deck and challenge player npcs you see with a rating of 130, any higher will probably kick your ass. There's three around the table turf area and three others south of where you spawn in the square.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Believe in the heart of the cards, Anon

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that the only weapon I can use worth a damn is the Heavy Splatling. Everything else just leads me to feed the enemy team in a cycle of death that I can't escape from.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turf War exists entirely for weapon training. Go use it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I AM playing Turf War. I only play Turf War and always have since Splat 1 because I hate the anxiety of maintaining my rank in the Ranked gamemodes. Ranked is a high-blood pressure meatgrinder that I want no part of.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shit, that is a bind. Guess I can't help you anon. Maybe try Salmon Rush to force you to mess around with other weapons? I don't know, I live in Ranked mode and I've only used the Carbon since Splat 1.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't enjoy Smash Ultimate either with Elite mode dropping in and out for my characters. I just need an option to hide the stats then I wouldn't care. Same with Win rate. I don't want to see it even if I'm 3.0 w/L because now that's my baseline for what I expect of myself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >K Rool main in Smash
            >never play K Rool online because I’m afraid of losing points
            >arena battles are just line waiting simulators

            I feel your pain

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Only play Random to enjoy every character, and Team Battles.
              >50% of lobbies stack teams and avoid me
              >in unranked lobbies
              You can have an even worse time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe we should just add each other at this point

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I don't play that much anymore, all Splatoon 3 and 4 other not nintendo games. Goodluck fellow unrank austist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks bro take care

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Open battles is casual ranked

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PAY CUT

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone choose fun? You’ve basically guaranteed you’re gonna die in a couple days. How would you even be able to enjoy yourself with the looming feeling of dread? At least Grub could buy you enough time to survive until a potential rescue, but Gear seems like objectively the best choice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You must be a blast at parties

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le gyro meme
    If gyro is so important why do I get the most points each match using the stick? Are you the same gays who play fps games with a mouse?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shoo shoo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is this webm even supposed to imply towards what I said? What does some dude who can’t knife worth a shit in cod have to do with Splatoon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stickgays are mentally retarded and anything they say holds zero value

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Being able to actually aim, for one.

            I’ll keep playing like shit at the top of the leaderboards then. Name is Big Splat, see ya nerds

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >at the top of the leaderboards
              In Turf War, I assume?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah it’s the only game mode I’ve played, ranked is for Evo chud zoomers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game journalist mode: activated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not bait though, I don’t see how it’s possible to play better with Wii controls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being able to actually aim, for one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why do I get the most points each match using the stick?
      Because you earn points by painting the floor. People who can aim cover your back. I was adamant against gyro for Splatoon 1 and 2, but finally decided to learn it come hell or high water. This time it actually clicked and I can't believe I put it off for so long. Rewiring my brain from expecting the right stick to aim to only looking left or right was a big learning curve for the first hour, now I only use the gyro to aim. I find 3.5 to be a good starting sensitivity because it feels the most 1:1 with the rotation of the pro controller. Raise the sensitivity as you get steadier with your aim for greater mobility. Starting too high will lead to moments of panic fucking up everything and starting with the default will give you ouchie wrist

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was any good with most weapons but time after time I find myself returning to the rollers. It's just satisfying to daub big swathes of turf in your colour or smash people with a smackdown move.
    I tried the NZAP 85 which is supposed to be OP? I wasn't feeling it.
    Can't wait until I unlock the dynamo again.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did every one forget that wall cheesing is a thing during grillers and glowflies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Grillers
      Enjoy dying to Smallfry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know what wall cheesing, grillers, or glowflies are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's always fucking high tide on the outpost level so i cant do wall cheese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wall cheese
      wait, you can just camp on a wall if you have glowflies?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For a bit, until the "jump infinitely high" part of the trash mobs coding kicks in, but that takes a few seconds and your team should be killing them before it can happen.

        That's not a joke btw, the jump code they have literally has no coded limit.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did any weapons get buffed from 2 to 3?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fly Fish's missiles

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get anything for playing against the tableturf NPCs a certain amount of times? Or is rank the only thing that matters for rewards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I believe you get a badge if you beat every single npc on all difficulties

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Three victories on level 3 gets you card sleeves from some of them.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really want the Tacticooler on the Heavy Splatling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they should just put tacticooler on everything, its so cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weed whacker Splatling with Tacticooler
      Pure boomer mode engaged

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >once you raise your rank, it will not drop no matter how many times you lose in a battle.

    So whats the point? What's the reward for grinding ranked?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bragging rights for winning consistently enough to earn top rank

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting to face people of your level
      badges

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will now play ranked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Access to X rank

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they include this song in 3 for Salmon run?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because we haven't had a wildcard rotation yet.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really feel like short ranged weapons used to be way more viable back in the day. What the actual fuck am I supposed to do as a luna blaster user vs anything with decent range? So many maps have crazy high spots that you just can't reach with short ranged weapons. I miss having the kraken as a method of closing the gap vs cocksuckers like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't help they dumped zipc(ass)ter on all the close weapon so they might as well have no special

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >zipcasts behind you
        I'll get fucked by a gyro turn around one day but no one I play with has that reaction time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zipcaster is such a dogshit special. Why couldn't they give you some armor while you're using it or something? Or infinite ink so you can spam nades? It's just so bad, what were they thinking???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vs anything with decent range?
      Jukin' and spookin', same as ever. They used to encourage it more in Splat 1 when they would show Assist's on the leaderboard, but that's what you should be aiming for the most. Figure out who's good on your team as quick as you can, and stick by them. You could potentially hold down the whole team on your own in the right conditions, but if you can play well with even one other decent player, you can full on sweep in almost any mode. In short, your 1v1's should be ambushes only, and every other approach should be on the heels of someone else's.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another game where the entire enemy team all uses their specials on me in tandem and focus on me and my team can't push episode
    My voice is getting sore from yelling so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And yet, no matter how loud you scream, all they head is a soft "ouch..."

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play in B on my own
    >get put with 2 kill 13 death tards, people swimming the wrong way with rainmakers and all sorts of dumb shit
    >play with my C rank friend
    >nothing but amazing games with everyone pulling their weight, player quality genuinely is leagues ahead

    B is actual hell on earth, transferring data was a mistake

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im struggling to find a weapon that clicks for me, i tried the bloblobber which i liked but the special was underwhelming, the nozzlenoses i don't like 'cause my finger hurts from the semi auto, i just straight up fucking suck with the splatana
    how do i just find something that clicks with me and works?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What weapons in other shooters do you usually go for or what playstyle do you like?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i do kind of like long range options that can apply consistent pressure but i tried the bamboozler and gyro aiming is giving me a stroke

        try the other bucker types if you like blob

        try sloshing machine

        i will give them a shot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Try the gal guns, squelchers, squeezer, splatling guns
          Squeezer has long range if you use it like semi auto but also has full auto sub machine gun mode if you hold it down. If you want long range support try tenta brella

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try the other bucker types if you like blob

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try sloshing machine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should be using a splatling at all times

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats the good shit right there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe try some of the mid ranger shooters like splashomatic, 52 gal or splattershot
      similar range to bloblobber but you can just hold the trigger down

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The zipcaster is shit against charger autists who never miss a shot, especially if there are two of them, holy fuck

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >felt like I was dominating in turf war
    >Unlock anarchy fights
    >have lost every single one

    o-oh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game giveth good teammates, the game taketh away

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What makes me a good or bad teammate? I tend to focus much more on inking the map rather than hunting down the enemy team

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you see a good flankng opportunity then take it if your team is being rekt and support in fights if you can instead of inking spawn for all match, otherwise just do what you are doing assuming we are only talking turf war.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's definitely me playing poorly. I get the gist of the game in turf war, how to approach and when you flee etc, but stepping into rainmaker for the first time had me all sorts of upside down. Got splat like crazy

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I boring for just preferring the Splatter gun you can get at like level 2?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing wrong with liking a bit of vanilla, anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not. The Splattershot is a great all-rounder Weapon. Especially since it ditched Splashdown for Trizooka.

      I like to use it in Clam Blitz.

      That being said, I do want to swap out Suction Bombs for regular Splat Bombs or Fizzy Bombs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >splashdown
        Whoa I forgot that even existed, did they cut that out of 3?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the fuck are you supposed to use fizzy bombs. All they do is hurt my wrist and then flop around uselessly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I was about to say pretty much the same thing. I don’t even know if I’ve damaged anyone with one yet when I’m using the Zapper

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Use it for pressure, to confuse, and for area denial. Not so much good at killing but really good at displacing enemies for a while or to cut off escapes. It can kill but it's mostly for wounding so you can finish it off with your actual weapon I've found.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh fuck is zipcaster bad? I just finished the story and it was my favorite special

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It requires at least 500IQ to use effectively.
      Use it give reach arounds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think so but it has the highest skill floor of any special by far. ie, you can get good value out of taking out their backline by surprise, but if you suck, it's not gonna do anything for you unlike some other specials.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can zip behind enemy lines but you'll face the wall so unless you can pull off a fast 180 you're gonna die doing it, on top of tryhard charger cunts being able to pick you off with ease. Not sure what they were thinking with it but it's absolutely awful online.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has fun aspects to it but it feels underpowered. Everything else is impactful without too many issues while Zipcaster needs a lot of things to go right to work out well. If it at least did 100 damage on landing it I would understand but it can't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's situational and if your team is already on lock down and the enemy has good aim it's basically worthless except as a distraction especially if the enemy is all grouped together they can ultra gang up on you

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Salmon Cum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its funny seeing gearfags that have clearly never fished before just assuming they are gonna raid the ocean of 16 grizzilion fish daily with a bit of twine and a bare hook

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gear is the only sensible choice.

    Which is why it will lose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you win or lose exactly? What are the rewards for splatfest?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you get seasnails for fests to make your gear better
        you get them even if you lose as with everything if you just grind enough you gets tons either way

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How does it improve your gear specifically?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Adds more slots for sub abilities.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Even on gear with max slots?

              Is there a meta for sub abilities anyway? Ink saver is my favorite so far

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I think it would just let you reroll the slots if the gear already had three.
                Metas form for sub abilitlies, but the game hasn't even been out for a week.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Splatfest rewards are a limited currency called Super Sea Snails. You can trade them to Murch to add slots to any gear piece, one per snail, or have him reroll all 3 abilities on a gear piece (and wash out the previous abilities as chunks), again once per snail.

        The amount of Super Sea Snails you get depends on your Splatfest rank by the end. Ruler > Champion > Defender > Fiend > Fan. The winning team in a Splatfest also earns more than the losing teams. Other than that your victory earns you bragging rights for like a couple days before everyone gets bored and goes back to regular splattin.

        In the story, Splatfests are festivals thrown to celebrate messages from the gods, recieved on a holy reciever (an enshrined fax machine). The Inklings are dumbasses though, not realizing the messages they're recieving are ancient human broadcasts and internet arguments, sent out into space and bounced off stellar objects before returning to Earth. They're even double dumb now that we know that the Inkling gods are real, so they're just worshiping their ancestors instead of the actual deities looking out for them. The idols who announce the map changes also double as shrine maidens for this reason.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spoilers
          wait WHAT

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, Splatoon's story/lore has kind of jumped the shark.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ...great so for splat4 we are fucking fighting jesus or biblical god or some shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Inkling gods are benevolent, anon. Also Squid Jesus was real too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Squid Jesus is dead. Supposedly. Yes, Squid Jesus is actually a thing, I am not making this up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Inkling gods are benevolent, anon. Also Squid Jesus was real too.

                Human jesus/god not cephalo jesus/gods

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Play Splat 3's story mode.

            >Splatfests are just random internet arguments being faced back to earth
            Where are all the best girl arguments

            We had that in Splat 1 with the Callie vs Marie splatfest. Marie won, and so Callie became the villain of Splat 2's Octo Canyon singleplayer while Marie was your mission control and ranted about Agent 3's smell.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >and ranted about Agent 3's smell.
              *In NOA-land only

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Splatfests are just random internet arguments being faced back to earth
          Where are all the best girl arguments

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            our inklings/octolings are the best girls

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was literally the final Splatfest of Splatoon 1.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no asuka/rei/misato splatfest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Where are all the best girl arguments
            Here's your next splatfest

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Easy pick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >internet arguments
          So what you're saying is we're destined to have a tits ass and feet fest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              team poopa

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In Japan they'd be on the opposite teams

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the reactions of callie and marie always get me

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a hot hydra splatling milf

    who else hydra main here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to use it during Splat Zones, but I hate it's default kit here.

      I want my Ink Mines back.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alternate kits when?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the weapon heat meter?

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lil judd is inside there stop smiling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
      LIKE A RECORD BABY
      RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MR.GRIZZ SEND BACK UP WE IS THE BACK UP MR.GRIZZ WE ARE OUTNUM-

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >E-Litter hides behind mines
    >Set Wave Launcher after the mines explode
    >Spam uncharged shoots.

    Good to know this cancer has a panic button again.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gloves stay ON during sex

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are there so many brown squids and octos?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not wanting delicious chocolate cephadicky
      what are you, gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like their design but it makes me uncomfortable when I'm the only pale squid in the entire match

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I’m republican and from Alabama.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay when Nintendo does it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Splatsville is next to a desert?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to inkopolis CRACKER

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool Jelly level 3 is kicking my ass. Legit 20 tries and still haven't beat him

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are your 3-team Splatfest ideas?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play single player
    >have a lot of fun
    >play turf war
    >have a lot of fun
    >play anarchy
    >have a lot of fun
    >play salmon run
    >have a lot of fun
    guys I really love this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now play tableturf battle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then where were you the past 7 years fuckwad? Salmon Run was amazing and even better (currently) in 2. Maps and weapons were better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never give up egg throwing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay that's one nice thing. I miss the outpost and ship level, bro. Also the weapons. It will take at least a year here to get at least a decent selection of weapons

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sadly I don't think we're going to see outpost return on account of fatass.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like she's about to sit on one of those cans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if she was barefoot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And pregnant.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heavily.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that background booty crack tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHEEKED

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is honestly kind a of weak starting Splatfest compared to Dog Vs Cat or Mayo Vs Ketchup.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think we're gonna have a lot of "weak" splatfests since they have to do a three way split.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres ton of good 3 ways
        even just recycling old one and adding a third makes for better that what we have currently
        >mayo ketchup + mustard
        >knight wizard + rogue
        >any super power one but you have three powers to pick now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Power vs Wisdom vs Courage could be one around BOTW2's launch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mayo vs. Ketchup
      Please tell me ketchup won, ketchup is one of my favorite condiments but I’ll gag and vomit if I even smell mayo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Mayo_vs._Ketchup_(2017)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only in the rematch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ketchumps

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pearl's winstreak may never be replicated thanks to tri color
          Marina snapping at being such a loser was the best thing in Splatoon2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ketchup is shit!! shit!!! I don't even care for mayo and I fought for it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part of a theme this boring is we won't get turbo salt like pic related.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mayo won the first time around, ketchup won for the repeat they did a few years later.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You in america? I heard they put distilled vinegar in their mayo and that makes it smell awful
        Mayo in europe is salty and easy to eat (belgians put it on their fries)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >puke chocolate, vinegar mayo
          im surprised they get so fat when all their food is so vile

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gearsfags land on island
    >there's no food source

    can use that shovel to fucking have a nice day before starvation sets in i guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Island
      >no food source
      You retard, it's an ISLAND. there will always at least be fish around.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >love roller the most
    >get demolished by anything with range
    This is painful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      require more jump flings

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus tap-dancing Christ, Scorch Gorge seriously fucking sucks. It's way worse than Blackbelly Skatepark ever was. Once a team gets one good backliner in the middle you're fucking done for

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all these maps feel like shit stomp corridors full of sniper fag perches
      and obviously they have sniper the best defensive special in the game too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not shown is my hydra splatling inking her splatzone

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey i only need 1 more battle to rank up
    >check what ranked mode is on
    >clam blitz
    Maybe later...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >havent seen a sz or rm in ages
      send help

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dumb question
    do you have to pick the same team as your friends to play with them or will they queue you to be on the opposite side?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have to be the same team and during the test fire you couldn't party together either because then you'd just wintrade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the splatfest? Same team.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you grind gold here? Salmon run gives nothing past the daily lv12 and the other modes are stingy. I see everyone with a shitton of items already while I have almost nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dont
      get time gated bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never stop playing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a life
      - Shiggy Miyamoto

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      win ranked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eat bonus gold food, play turf war. Winning Ranked is better of course, but it's way less consistent.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tentatek my beloved...when will you return to me...?

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried looking this up and it could be because I'm wording it wrong. I noticed secondary abilities fall off if you keep leveling your gear. Do those just disappear forever or do they get added as ability chunks in your inventory. Also how do you keep pure gear if stuff just falls off after a single level?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't fall off, a random ability chunk is rolled and added to your pile.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The new sub ability bounces off and is added as a chunk to your inventory.

        Oh I see. I guess I didn't notice when it happened. I was panicking thinking I'd need to scrub my shit before it falls off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new sub ability bounces off and is added as a chunk to your inventory.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to modern multiplayer games. It only gets worse from here

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody elses Sheldon Drone bring back anything that isnt just locker items?

    Like can it potentially give you drink tickets or money or whatever?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's a sheldon drone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sheldon Drone muh dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you beat every stage in Alterna, completely 100% survey the entire areas and gather all the secret items Sheldon will send a drone to the helipad that you can pay 999 power eggs to for it to give you free shit, once per day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you survey every hub area map 100% with no gray spots you can pay 999 eggs per day to get a random item the next day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ligma balls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got a x2 exp ticket

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make changes to locker
    >order stuff from other players to get from Murch
    >exit game
    >come back the next day
    >locker is back to how it was before the changes
    >Murch doesn't have any of my orders
    Do I have to either play a match or change my gear to get the game to save?

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you save your tickets for Splatfests right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean food and drink?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Food and Drink tickets. Whatever gives more cash and XP.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone found Lil Judd? Where the FUCK is he! I don't see him in the city or story mode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes in the washing machine:

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's managing Grizzco during Mr. Grizz's vacation. You can also find him at the Tableturf area and battle against him there. Judd is an apex predator and thus cares not for what lesser beings do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it confirmed he is managing it with some text? Maybe i missed it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lil Judd gets a headset after you beat story mode and one of the story sunken scrolls mentions lil judd

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean he gets a headset? For where if I can't see him outside of tableturf. Thx btw

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like he's literally wearing a headset any time he's on screen. You can see him after every single match of splatoon, he reps the "Bad Guys" on the post game score bar.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And that headset is how he talks to you in SR I presume?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s implied. He acquires a headset when you beat the story mode and his cards have a salmon run banner in Table Turf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He gets a headset after you beat the story mode and Mr. Grizz starts saying things like "Like I always say, 'trust the sea'. Yep, that's something I definitely say." It's not confirmed but it's very strongly implied.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s implied. He acquires a headset when you beat the story mode and his cards have a salmon run banner in Table Turf

          he also exclusively uses Salmon cards as far as I could tell

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude that's fucking sick. I love the little guy. Why does he look like shit now? Like someone tried cleaning their ass with him. Is it the fuzzy inl?

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Callie!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      love her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the superior squid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      love her

      >Callie just lets any Agent Ink all over her
      she's such a cute slut.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's a natural crowd pleaser

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which ranked mode should I play? Series? The other one just seems to give you 8 points whenever you win.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A communication error has occurred
    >A communication error has occurred
    >A communication error has occurred
    >A communication error has occurred
    FUCKING STOP I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GAME.
    NINTENDO FIX YOUR FUCKING MATCHMAKING SERVERS JESUS CHRIST

    >INB4 some mouthbreather says it must be me
    Using ethernet, 50mb/s speeds (the limit the switch can allow for anyway), NAT type A, everything works fine in any other game. Splatoon 3's matchmaking is fucked beyond belief in my experience and the worst part is they offer NO WAY to report these issues to them. It's goddamn infuriating and there is jack shit I can do about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get this shit every time if I try to continue playing after a turf war match. Only occasionally happens in all the other modes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's happening to me around 1 in every 5 salmon run games during matchmaking and it's so fucking annoying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, sometimes happens multiple times in a row too.
      Nintendo really needs to get their shit together if they want multiplayer games already, the excuse that they mainly produce single player games is getting less and less relevant nowadays with how popular Splatoon is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >match starts
      >this pops up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This makes sense for ranked (anarchy), but is retarded for turf war, they're like 2 minute matches so why the fuck is it necessary to reset because some noob left?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm upset by how long the message stays on screen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird since it doesn't even happen all the time.
        I just finished a match where by the end we were 3 vs 2 and I never got that message cancelling the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think if there’s less than a minute left in the match it’ll just play out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >someone left so you're ALL fucked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>A communication error has occurred
      Make sure you have NAT type A instead of NAT type B or something else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he said he had nat type A

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just bought this game. Is there a fuck ton of chud messages in the lobby like there were in Splatoon 2 or did Nintendo finally clamp down on that shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still some but looks like reports are working and there is less and less.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah now it's just footfags

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll stick to US servers then if the reports are actually working. Every single message in Splatoon 2 was trans rights, no art just that stupid catchphrase.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only on the US servers,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've only seen one, and it's a picture of an apple and the word trans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems to have been culled a lot, partly maybe Nintendo and the reporting working more since people are tired of it and the other part because they joined the 41.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So far it feels like they have an awareness that their kids game was filling with billboards of sex talk

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I buy different lockers / colors? I reached level 15 but don't see anything new in the shop, do I just have to wait until it rotates in an hour?

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The music is a lot better in this game than 2

    Having more fun simply because of the music not being shit

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can some explain the fuck bloblobber is supposed to do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lob blobs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it lobs blobs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lob blobbers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blob lob its

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i LOVE most of the songs that play during multiplayer aside from the one off the hook song that seems to play incessantly. I hate it and I always lose when it comes on, it throws off my groove. Why would they even make a song like that, it's not a pop banger like the rest of their music, it's bizarre

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so now that its been a few days, how's the single player campaign compared to Splatoon 2?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      single player campaign is leauges better than 2, but worse than octo expansion.

      Thats fine though I expect the dlc campaign to be even better since they wont have to worry about all the other parts of the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than Hero Mode, on par with Octo Expansion in terms of creativity but much easier overall

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gameplay, better than 1 and 2, a bit worse than octo expansion, a lot of quantity over quality going on
      story is way worse than octo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair octo was just fucking amazing so its going to be hard to top it

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never be able to get the different SR costumes, I finally managed to beat the mega boss and got barely any bronze and silver scales(pretty much the same amount as "failing") and not a single golden one.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carbon Rollers, how are we doing?

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I be using heavy splatling in turf war? There are matches where I do great, but when some fast fucker gets behind us or my team isn't inking our base, then I start to feel like a liability.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's great for any map with a raised part in the middle, since you can just shut down any attempt of your opponents getting close.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s viable. I’d say it’s probably better here than in 2 because 3’s turf war maps seem to focus less on flanking and more on combat in the middle. There are better options; it’s kit is meh. However, I think it’s a fun weapon, and it’s not bad by any means. You’ll have more fun if you have at least one friend to match with and talk to. Coordinating with randoms is impossible.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schools out in the west coast, beware.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beware

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >squids and octopi mate once and then die
    >vampire squids can mate around 100 times over 8 years

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    salmon run isn't fun and i only do it for the rewards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heathen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i kinda like salmon run but I don't do it if i don't get rewards. Losing in salmon run feels worse than losing in any other mode, including ranked. I'm alright in salmon run but it really gets old fast to me, whereas i can play ranked ad nauseum even if I lose.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worth nothing but if you cleared story mode and got 100% exploration you can get two cute wallpapers for your phone on the app.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get a map sticker from Marie and unlock Sheldon Drone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does the sheldrone actually do?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          999 eggs per day for a random item delivered the next day

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >random item
            so like the gacha?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pay it 999 eggs
            >The next server 'day' you can collect a few things like card boosters, chunks, and meal tickets.

            Oh so basically an extra daily shell-out roll?
            I should try and find those last collectibles for 100% then since I've got over 20k eggs stashed after beating every level

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pay it 999 eggs
          >The next server 'day' you can collect a few things like card boosters, chunks, and meal tickets.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get more weapon tickets?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Level up and increase weapon freshness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Level up or get 10,000 points with each weapon.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring them back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should just plop them in that upstairs area in the lobby

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But then I'd have to walk up there every time to play them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they will in the arcade above the lockers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also with no squid beatz we aren't able to know the names of the new songs until the soundtracks come out, as far as I know anyway

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I completely misunderstood how ability fragments worked. I thought you had to actually give him the gear itself and he would crunch it down to fragments, so I bought a bunch of cheap gear hoping to use it as fodder. Now I can't get rid of it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm buying all the cheap gear on purpose for completionist sake so we're the same broke amount of coins but for different reasons.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to replay the first few levels from the singleplayer? Mostly just want to hear Delay Lama again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the zapfish at the squidsisters camp

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inspect the zapfish near Captain 3.

        Be advised you've got to rebeat Octavio to get back to Alterna though.

        There's the captain zapfish plush near the group. Interact with it and you'll go back towards the crater.

        ohhh shit I never noticed you could interact with it, thx anons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >get to see Hydrated Craig again
          fucked up what happened to my man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Inspect the zapfish near Captain 3.

      Be advised you've got to rebeat Octavio to get back to Alterna though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can just go back by opening the menu.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's the captain zapfish plush near the group. Interact with it and you'll go back towards the crater.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the music so QUIET in this game compared to the previous two? Are they not confident in this soundtrack? You can't even adjust volume settings in this game. I can barely hear the music here and it was blasting in 2/1

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only way to increase star power is to hope the same gear is in the shop
    Please stop gaiting me by gacha. I wanna start making the "best" gear I can right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy shit from Annie then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Redpill me. Like just buy everything?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This new
      it used to be only via super sea snails
      That could only be obtained past lv30, or via splatfests
      Meaning if you replay splatoon 1/2, you can't even alter gear at all till post 30, and even then it's 1 super sea snail per level.

      At least this way makes it where money is always useful, along with the fact that you're not omega fucked once this game's no longer doing splatfests.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Murch can also increase it with snails.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slowly stamps towards you in a straight line

    If you do not move slightly to the side within the next 8 seconds you are fucked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ignores me because I'm using the tri-stringer

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Current salmon run map
    >A big shot spawns all the way across the map

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a Big Shot/Stringer/Fly Fish team up episode

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the emote you get from tableturf?

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 16 centuries charger a shop
    >doesn't one shot a single boss

    what do i even use charger in salmon run for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The E-Liter one shots Eel, steel head, slammin lid and i think drizzler

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most chargers (and even the stringer) can one shot a Steelhead.

      Outside of that perch your ass somewhere high and peck off Cohocks approaching your coworkers. Sometimes you can take a few pot shots at a Stringer too.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reported for sexual content

    I felt raped after seeing this post I’m currently shaking Gankerros hoping the good guys over at nintendo hq arrest this person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sexual content
      No stupid. Report for harmful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait really? I won’t get counter banned will I?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never know which option is the best to report and getting counter punished sounds scary.

          I'm around 6 reports in since day 1. Besides there's nothing sexual about that message. It is however advertising mutilation and mental illness.

          tbf I vote Fresh on cool art way more than I bother reporting nonsense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never know which option is the best to report and getting counter punished sounds scary.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i reported it for “other” haha

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >after alterna

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, now that the dust has settled, how good are bow and splatana?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reeflux is better than Stringer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in turf war, maybe. It's completely useless in ranked. it gets outclassed at range by any charger and up close by any brush or roller. Stringer at least has explosive projectiles that make it somewhat useful for defense

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I use Reeflux just to spam tenta missiles.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are evil.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me people don't actually believe this. Stringer has waaaay better range, and the explosions are amazing in Ranked. REEF-LUX is only better in Turf War.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bow is good in ranked, and Splatana Stamper is decent, but Splatana Wiper is shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like playing bow but I feel it requires too much close combat should play like the sniper

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tri-Stringer
      50-50 as you can sometimes catch people off guard and explode them, other times it's just a far slower and weaker sniper for people who can't fully aim.
      >REE-FLUX
      Covers ground like a paintbrush, has the still broken tenta-missiles, fights worse then an umbrella. Great for special spamming, not much else.
      >Stamper
      Tossing charged cuts around and getting hits mid range feels good, but honestly struggles once someone's in it's face and the up close swing is far too limited to nab at times.
      >Swiper
      Doesn't seem to have much advantage over Stamper beyond better special, and feels like it can't nearly cover as much ground either. I've seen people rapid slash people to death with it though, so it's got a nitch. I just think a Brush is still better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tossing charged cuts around and getting hits mid range feels good
        This is what I wanted to hear. It sounds like it'll be great for the area denial playstyle I used to mess around with using the Carbon and Burst Bombs. The wiper had me worried.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That 'hypothetical' is called the question of the splatfest, anon
      "What would you bring to a deserted island" tells us jack shit about the finer details of the premise. What if there's little rain? What if deserted also extends to the land wildlife? The flora? Hell, what if it even extends to the fish? If there is wildlife, are they dangerous and hostile, or shy/docile? Are they slow enough to score easy kills on or are they alert at all times and quick on there feet? Are there ANY edible plants there at all? Hell, are the most common fish even edible themselves" Etc. etc. etc. This is why I made the comment on the best choice being the one that casts the widest safety net-the wording was vague enough (perhaps on purpose, even) to imagine a variety of scenarios where each choice would eb valid while still sticking to the premise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shit, meant for

        >you're basing your position off of a hypothetical that gives Gear an advantage in the first place
        That 'hypothetical' is called the question of the splatfest, anon. I've taken it as plainly as I could, and I haven't added any of my own spins on it. That's why I said in an equal scenario between all three. It's not a fun mental excerise if you can just tell me that my choice was stupid because the island I got stuck on doesn't have any fish around it. This is basic shit, I can't believe you'd even ask 'Why?' like it was a serious question.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"What would you bring to a deserted island" tells us jack shit about the finer details of the premise.
        Yes, that's precisely what I'm saying. You have to imagine a variety of scenarios in order to justify choosing anything except for Gear, which, in a deserted island scenario where all things are equal between all three choices, is objectively the superior choice. I don't understand why it's so hard for you to agree with me here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes, that's precisely what I'm saying. You have to imagine a variety of scenarios in order to justify choosing anything except for Gear
          But you DON'T have to imagine a scenario where Gear would be at a disadvantage? I guess there's one stock "deserted island" template that we know for a fact the makers of this splatfest topic had in mind, my bad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you never played around with a hypothetical before? If you just change the conditions willy nilly you're not actually making a choice, you're just dicking around. It's only a choice if you assume all things are equal, otherwise anyone with half a brain can just imagine a scenario that shits all over whatever you choose.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >clearly fun is the only correct choice, since the other people on the island have gear and food, but they're dangerously bored and likely to commit murder if they aren't entertained
              Nah man, that's a totally fair hypothetical for the splatfest choice.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Have you never played around with a hypothetical before? If you just change the conditions willy nilly you're not actually making a choice, you're just dicking around.
              It's only "changing the conditions" because you have a set idea on what they meant by deserted island though.
              > It's only a choice if you assume all things are equal
              As in every choice has to land on the same exact kind of island, yeah? Well then, why is your idea of an island the correct one while another person's idea, that may or may not have any of the factors you used to defend the value of Gear, considered "unequal"? You are literally arguing on the premise that the version you imagined to validate your PoV is the one that sets the basis for the entire argument

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know how you're still missing the point this hard. It's not a question of my idea of a deserted island versus your idea of a deserted island - we don't know what the island is like, so it's either an unknowable factor making it an impossible to factor into the choice we make, or we assume all things must be equal in order to weigh the choices against each other on their own merit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *making it impossible to factor into

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >so it's either an unknowable factor making it an impossible to factor into the choice we make,
                It being an unknowable factor doesn't detract from the choice, it just means that it's up to heavy interpretation by the viewer, which was, like I said above, probably intentional. They almost assuredly made these choices with a grade-schooler tier interaction of "Well Gears the best because (x)" "Oh yeah? Well what about (y)? Then Grub would be better for sure!" in mind, because at the end of the day there ISN'T supposed to be a right answer. Our discourse here is far more thought than the developers expected anyone to, maybe more than they put in themselves even. As such, I don't see how arguing on a basis that was probably intended is invalid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just because we've given it more thought than the developers did doesn't invalidate the thought. You can feel free to play kindergarten games with the ideas they presented, and I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun with it, I've had a ton of fun with you already, but they screwed up in making Gear objectively the best choice in the scenario as they presented it, and no amount of twisting the context of the hypothetical is going to change that fact.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but they screwed up in making Gear objectively the best choice in the scenario as they presented it, and no amount of twisting the context of the hypothetical is going to change that fact.
                This is just looping back to my initial question-what scenario is so inherent to the premise of "deserted island" that it automatically makes Gear the right choice?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because the best argument anyone can make for Grub is that it acts as a buffer to let you get to the place that you START at if you pick Gear, and you wind up a half-assed version of it with less reliable tools to boot. It's not even a real question when the answer is so obvious.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Because the best argument anyone can make for Grub is that it acts as a buffer to let you get to the place that you START at if you pick Gear, and you wind up a half-assed version of it with less reliable tools to boot.
                And, once again, this goes back to my argument that not everyone is some survivalist expert. Having readily-available rations to consume would be far move valuable in some instances than tools that the person isn't guaranteed to make the fullest of. This also depends on both the kind of Gear and kind of Grub that's brought along too, but if we get back into arguing that, we'd just be back at square one.

                You know the saying "if you give a man a fish he can eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he can eat for a lifetime"? It's like that. Choosing grub is "giving the man a fish". he has the resources he needs, for now, but with the duration of the island stay being undetermined there's no telling how long he'll hold out.
                Meanwhile gear is the "teach a man to fish" option. Gear gives you the ability to find food on your own, and not just food, gear gives you shelter and warmth too. Gear may give you a harder first few days on the island, but it's the best choice if you intend to build a life there.

                >You know the saying "if you give a man a fish he can eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he can eat for a lifetime"? It's like that.
                But you aren't teaching a man to fish by giving him a fishing rod, you're giving him the tool to do so and then leaving him to his own devices under high-stress circumstances compounded by the lack of readily available and safe alternatives
                > Gear gives you the ability to find food on your own, and not just food, gear gives you shelter and warmth too
                Not only is a single one of those things is exclusive to gear, but the readily available nature of those things, as well as the reliability, depends entirely on where they even landed-especially the warmth and "agility to find food" part. This is why I'm saying that you can't just assume that everything will just turn up sunshine for Gear because there's a very non-negligible chance that won't happen, and the worst case scenario is just as valid as any other to consider when you're arguing over a literal disaster situation hypothetical form the word go

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know the saying "if you give a man a fish he can eat for a day, if you teach a man to fish he can eat for a lifetime"? It's like that. Choosing grub is "giving the man a fish". he has the resources he needs, for now, but with the duration of the island stay being undetermined there's no telling how long he'll hold out.
                Meanwhile gear is the "teach a man to fish" option. Gear gives you the ability to find food on your own, and not just food, gear gives you shelter and warmth too. Gear may give you a harder first few days on the island, but it's the best choice if you intend to build a life there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                -teach- a man to fish is incorrect
                you are giving a man a rod reel and a hook and telling him to learn how to fish before he starves

                gear only works if you already know how to use it
                99% of the population couldn't start a fire with a ferro rod or know what half the shit on a pocket knife does and i think even people that consider themselves outdoorsy would truly struggle to actually go 100% off the grid with just a backpack of gear

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 3 tickets on a weapon I tested and should like in theory just to hate it in actual matches
    this has happened like 4 times now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ain't spending any on shit seeing those 3 ticket prices down the line god damn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it only costs 3 tickets if you want to buy it early, once level requirement is reached the price drops to 1

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OH that's how that works!? I hadn't known. Thanks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You also get one ticket for getting any weapon to its first level of freshness.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah hahaha...

              Meant for this one. This is the extent of my octobrush retardation it's rock bottom.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot how much I love oppai squids

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah hahaha...

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely feel sorry for people who enjoy online multiplayer games and haven't experienced splatoon properly. It's just good ol fashioned fun.

    also, report any lgbtq shit, it has no place in this family friendly game.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you rather have lil'judd as your boss or Mr.Grizz?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grizz was cool
      Until they revealed him

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What future weapons would you guys like to see? Recently i've been thinking a Dualie Stringer would be fun, two small hand crossbows that each shoot 1 exploding dart when charged, that still has the dodge roll.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tri-Explosher

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explosher Splatling

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heavy Scopescope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Splatana that holds it's charge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Greatsword Splatana

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I think a Naginata Splatana (Splataginata? Nagisplata?) or something like that could be really cool

        Heavy Scopescope

        >Scopescope
        Is there a gun in there, or does it just let you zoom in your camera really far without firing anything?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It lets you zoom in 3D.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      projectile vomiting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dynamo Explosher

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dualie Mini Splatlings

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Charge up
        >accidentally dodge roll
        >splatling machine gun fires sending you careening off only vaguely in the direction you intended to roll
        Actually yeah, make that a thing.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do it be like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kill count and turf inked that low for both sides

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      School just ended on the west coast. Try again in a couple hours when the little timmys are sent to bed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Using the trash can
      >Turf war in general
      No room to talk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it works

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fighting against Little Timmys
      >in turf war
      >with the aerogay
      >gets more deaths than kills

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Little Timmys
        Have you played turf war? It's absolutely full of sweaties running range blasters, e-liters, hydra splatlings etc.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got less kills than their shittiest player
      aerosissies....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss low kill counts like on 2, every 3 match I have played is everyone having 10+ kills.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get more silver clams?

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >single is still piss easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing Ultrakill has made me entirely unable to enjoy this singleplayer campaign. Everything's so slooooow...

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get grinding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy it and share locker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God have mercy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spyke and Murch ate the damn things to near extinction

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait to see someone with 10 of these in his locker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mine has pringle cans.
      now i need the meme ingredients like gloves, sponges, and lotion

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >love the inkbrush
    >can only play 5 matches before the carpal tunnel kicks in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >love the squeezer
      >feel exhausted after just using it in the test room

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck why does glow flies feel so much harder in this game, I haven’t won a round of it once

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they gave us any sprinkler or bubble it might be doable when 1 squid goes down but there's no saving it when that happens. Maybe if Glowflies attatch to a Jetpack user that can stall for enough time? I heard about Wall cheesing but have yet to employ amidst the chaos.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even still wall cheesing only works for so long till the smallfrys bang you down. There's just a billion grunts, and it feels like the person with the Wave Breaker has to use both charges to keep the team at bay long enough to score.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most fun I’ve had with a vidya in a while.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just finished a match, won, and when i got to the results screen i got a connection error

    it counted the match as a loss. why does this happen and how do i fix it

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >switch from wifi to lan since Monday
    >hasn't had a connection error since
    >average kill rate become 10x better
    Dunno if this is placebo effect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like the Switch's wifi is trash, so it doesn't even matter if you've got a good router, it directly has it in low bands so it can always connect 8 fucking controllers towards it, or -16- depending on set ups. Fucking hell I fucking hate joy-con's and how the switch is held back by them time and time again.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lobby posts are suddenly full of homestuck
    huh? am I missing something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t that the game Toby Fox’s rival made or something?

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just beginning anon

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve played 30 or so turf wars and I’m about to play my first ranked match. Take care fellas

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tenacity
    Like if they leave the game or are they saying if they die?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any time you have less active players than the enemy. Like free specials if garbage shitters on your team keep dying

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