Splatoon 3

>Spawning Grounds
>for almost 2 days

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're in charge of making a Splatoon game.
    What do you do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hire all the current devs and just tell them to keep doing what they're doing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      put some of single player's mechanics into multiplayer. Right now this is wasted potential: the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I put every single song from the previous games into the song rotation.
      >but the game's identity
      I don't give a shit. Songs shouldn't be stuck in one game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I build a team composed entirely of well-known SJW and trans developers and do the exact opposite of everything they tell me. Then I livestream their suicides when the game sells well in spite of their protests.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A more story focused game that isn't necessarily a shooter more like an ARPG obviously with abilities and such.

      Wouldn't be a AAA game but a nice tie in between numbered games.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Full fledged adventure game with OoT sized areas at the minimum. Not open world meme but benefits from exploration, like Xenoblade 1 maybe. Levels that take place in real locations instead of floating platforms. Explore the history of the world, fight strange creatures. Seeks answers to the origins if Inkling society. Retrieve artifacts from days past.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xenoblade 1
        >exploration
        Gee I sure love traversing this long winding path to find a shiny on the ground and nothing else

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Xenoblade 1 had overall small areas but big enough to explore but lot of landmarks to find, which gave you EXP and shit, it was fun.

          X was better for it, but that was what X was doing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The prize is finding a kino unique monster that you go life and death with. Then he might give you some good armor or not. But yeah there's not really even treasure chests out in the open in Xeno 1, mostly just monsters and collectibles, but secret areas are cool too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      remove spawning grounds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot the man who implemented the matchmaking system. Tell the rest they have 48 hours to improve it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Off the top of my head:
      Add apartments.
      Add playable Octozons.
      Add the old minigames and make more of them.
      Turn the plaza into a giant traversable location like Octo Valley/Canyon and Alterna so you can enjoy a slice of ceph life.

      I put every single song from the previous games into the song rotation.
      >but the game's identity
      I don't give a shit. Songs shouldn't be stuck in one game.

      Just throw in a jukebox/Squid Beatz 3 that lets players assemble a playlist of tunes to play in matches.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Octozon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          takozones/enemy octolings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I make a livestream where I publicly execute Flyfish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MGSV but in splatoon,where we play as a punished grizz and form a new corporation, this time a mercenary corporation and you have to often fight either the octoling army, squidbeak battalion, salmonids, grizzco and ragtag groups of ancient human machines

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the DLC should be about the Inkling’s defensive line against the Salmon collapsing because Grizz was actually doing a great job of managing it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think Big Run is?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A gigantic single player adventure. I don't know what it would be about but I'm talking like hundreds of hours worth of platforming. Splatoon's mechanics yearn for it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would buy a game dedicated solely to Hero Mode tbh
        Splatoon as a whole is full of untapped potential, they could do just about anything as long as the devs don't half-ass it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Battle Royale mode with battle passes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vehicular combat. I want to demonstrate a new physics engine watching objects inflate, bend, and break. Also collecting debris to repair your battleship and give it new weapons mid-battle is fun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fire nogami
      >bring back the loading screen mini games from 1 and the rhythm game from 2, put them as arcade machines in an arcade, this is also where tableturf battles are located
      >story mode is basically just a big salmon rush campaign, playable in co-op like left 4 dead
      >salmon rush 3.0 with better maps
      >three way splatfests again but this time it's 2 idols and mr grizz. after halftime winning team has a chance of facing a salmonid invasion on selected map instead of another team. any losses count against them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do what that one anon said he wanted 3 to be like where it's a desert scavenging adventure

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I leave the team alone until they start to set up matchmaking and the rotation shit, then I force them to put all the maps in rotation and the ranked gamemodes and maps in rotation in the ranked playlist. then I give everyone 20 loadouts that they set up and add like 20 seconds to the match prior to it starting, allowing people to choose their loadouts for the gamemode and map.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Big tiddy squids
      >Big tiddy octolings
      >Option to make gear transparent, so I can watch my big tiddy squid run around in her underwear and cute bare feet
      >gamble mechanic: hub city has shitty neighborhood with mostly “dark shaded” NPC’s, you can come here to try to score greatly discounted weapons/gear, but you have a chance of being robbed. Also, there is a stripclub, and an EXTREMELY rare chance you’ll enter it to find Marina poledancing while wearing one of those eyemasks that magically make someone unrecognizable in anime
      >being on the winning side of a splat fest awards you a medal which can be placed on your shirt, and you can add additional medals as you win more splatfests. This allowes you to visually flex at all times, and laugh at those with less medals than you for as long as the game exists.
      Don’t even pretend like you wouldn’t buy this day-one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Big tiddy squids
        You can stop right there, I'm on board

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >additional medals as you win more splatfests. This allowes you to visually flex at all times
        Holy shit just imagine the twitter asshurt this cause
        They would literally write essays about how this divides the game into a class system or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You had me at big tiddy you beautiful bastard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell the devs to keep the gameplay formula steady, but to add in wet t-shirts and micro bikini bottoms for all female character models.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      An actual singleplayer campaign to justify the game being $60, online that isn't liquid dogshit, kill rotations and make it way easier to play what you want with lobbies, remove twitter, sequels that merit their existence, just combine all the game's content at this point instead of removing content to try and pretend it's a new game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      add micro bikinis

      that's it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      add an 8-way FFA gamemode for clam blitz, splatzones, and turf war

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Friendship bracelet at launch and add one for all slots including pants.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make the map designers huff Splat 1 maps and shifty stations

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, S1 maps all looked like they fit into the city and were just cordoned off and set up for battles. Other than Hagglefish Market I really don't get that feeling with S3's maps.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      retcon all of the human lore, holy shit how is all of it awful?
      The last of humanity died on Earth, some accepting their fate to live out the rest of their lives knowing their species would die out, some clinging to life as long as possible in desperation, they couldn't figure out of to do stasis pods, the Judds are just 2 of the last of the critically endangered cats and Tartar does the same thing but this time it's what he was built to do as humanity wants to live on in some form.

      I haven't beaten 3 yet so anyone that has can fill in the blanks from there, humans believe themselves to be the most important things in the world, they aren't stupid when it comes to the preservation of the things they care about and they are at the top of that list.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        3's story shows what the last pocket of humanity was doing and it's downfall and how the downfall uplifted marine life.

        >magic cave crystals

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, but humanity could've survived with the technology they had, just mass produce stasis pods and have humanity wait until the next guys show up and free them.
          Humanity died in Splatoon not because they faced insurmountable odds but because they were retarded.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            An astonishing amount of story beats in Splatoon are explained or handwaved away with
            >they're dumb lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just mass produce stasis pods and have humanity wait until the next guys show up and free them.
            Haha yeah not like they were on a time clock and could just make as many stasis pods as they wanted.
            >just wait for the next guys
            Like who, Who would open the pods? If you knew the people in there caused the end of the world before why would you open it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Backstory already said the great majority of world leaders and other higher ups ignored scientists like Judd's owner telling them humanity was going to be doomed in short order. So evidently they only had enough time to put various animals in stasis (of which only Judd and Grizz are accounted for) and then died off with the rest of humanity except for the survivors in Alterna who still managed to kill themselves later.

            Although surely there's a space station or something out there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah they survived they're just stuck on a whole different planet.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're still seething

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens when you integrate tw*tter into your game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got the screencap of that seething chud calling gear "sweaties"? THESE are the people calling you sweatie just because you won and they didnt.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >high tide
        >2 flyfish spawn
        haha i love this map
        kill me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gee sounds like they aren't having any fun.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys harmony wont leave and she just raids my fridge and lazes around taking naps what do I do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her to get back to work.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She turns to you and kisses you
        >You’re paralyzed for hours while she ramsacks your house for anything valuable and leaves

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet I still let her in, I've been enchanted by the autist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give her a good dicking or carpet munching

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does your choices for Agent 3's appearance in the Octo expansion not carry over?

    I gave Agent 3 light skin and orange eyes, but for some reason she has tan skin and purple eyes in 3's campaign. Is it random?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you imported your Splatoon 2 data upon first starting the game your choices in the Octo Expansion on Captain 3's appearance should carry over. Mine is the same as what I described him in 2.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I did import it.

        The only thing I can think of is I also have my sister's save data on my switch too, but I imported my save data to Splatoon 3 first so I'm still confused as to why it would pick her's and not mine. I wish I could fix this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can change the appearance from within 3

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Atht the tent where you first start the campaign mode at. If you've beaten the first section in the desert already, you can go back to it by interacting with the zapfish plush somewhere near where Marie and Captain hang out in Alterna.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does your choices for Agent 3's appearance in the Octo expansion not carry over?

          I gave Agent 3 light skin and orange eyes, but for some reason she has tan skin and purple eyes in 3's campaign. Is it random?

          Can't you edit the Captain's appearance up at Cuttlefish's tent up at the desert above Alterna?
          It was possible the very first time around at least. So if you got the relive memories section and replay the beginning portion you might be able to adjust the Captain again.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    how do i remember to use squid roll while playing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it makes you invincible during those stingrays and it's better than just retreating. You can hold your position with the squid roll. Only time I really use it is for that but I'd like to use it more for firefights

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shout SQUID ROLL SQUID ROLL the whole game.
      Maybe you'll remember

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He lost to HARMONY
      still using the starter deck Timmy? You know you dont want ONLY big cards right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's barely awake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine losing to the most stoned person in the city

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has autism, she really doesn't mean to sound rude.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She has autism
        That's not an excuse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats her vaginal canal lookin like?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn’t have one, they reproduce asexually.

        On the other hand, with enough time, maybe we can all have our own Harmony
        I would love for Nintendo to confirm that the shopkeeper Harmony and the band Harmony are different Harmonies

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sunken scrolls confirm it's the same Harmony.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She doesn’t have one, they reproduce asexually.
          buzzkill, man.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot image of hot, steamy Harmony sex

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so you're saying there should be multiple harmonies

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes I said pretty much exactly that

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                where they at then smart guy? wheres the group sex at?!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              harem of harmonys
              haremony

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Harmony splits into twins.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wiki does say that sexual reproduction can also occur, also that they sometimes change their sex during their life cycle. These things are weird.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she stoned? Autistic? Retarded?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Yes. Yes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        yes
        no

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Popular theory is that her own neurotoxins make her perpetually stoned.
        Imagine going your whole life stoned but to you it's normal as it's all you've ever been.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      murch has the most annoying lines as well as the most faggy deck.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 egg off in the final second away from ranking up to VP

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am waiting for the first major patch to see if they will actually fix Salmon Run or not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with Salmon Run besides Spawning Grounds being garbage and Cohozuna's drop rate?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the woomys after smell bad

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Erotic.

          Those, plus the framerate issues

          During runs? I've had them upon returning to Grizzco, but not out there.

          That's a big enough reason not to play it right now, in my opinion.

          Fair enough. Most people can't get any scale rewards.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard the framerate gets really bad during Eggsecutive VP runs due to so many enemies popping up, so they either need to optimize their shit more or lower how many enemies show up

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            when shit really hits the fan this game is like 10 fps and i don't even play max hazard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those, plus the framerate issues

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a big enough reason not to play it right now, in my opinion.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did people play salmon run in 2?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Harmony, bros
    please help

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I seduce Harmony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give her a Fidget Spinner

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Become the Nintendo Ultra Hand

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish there was a shooter or even dualies with inkjet, it feels so weird on ballpoint especially

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I got a triple with it once
      Yeah that shit feels nice but it is seriously the worst special to put on it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you control how high you fly?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get better rewards for losing cohozuna than I did winning it
        th-thanks

        You can press b for a boost

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          pressing B gives you a small boost, entering squid form even briefly makes you drop down
          your altitude also matches the terrain you're currently flying over so flying above towers will make you go much higher

          danke.
          i only ever use it in salmon run and that might help me but that thing makes me die more often than help when its done doing its thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pressing B gives you a small boost, entering squid form even briefly makes you drop down
        your altitude also matches the terrain you're currently flying over so flying above towers will make you go much higher

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get anything good out of playing the card game? What about story mode? And can I get ambiio outfits without buying the ambiios?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only worthwhile you get is the emote at rank 30 which takes years to get to

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even the emote sucks
        The animation is too fast and you're not holding cards

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    had only 3 people in salmon run when cohozuna appeared... not sure when the 4th guy left might have been during wave 3... at high tide btw so we got fucked but did pretty well considering

    reward: 3 bronze scales

    ask me how I know Mr Grizz is gnomish....

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Salmon Run should be hard
    I think the rare superboss should be hard
    I don’t think the bosses need to be balanced
    I think sometimes you should die because you got all the worst bullshit at once
    I think the mode should sometimes be unfair at the highest difficulties
    I think it should take a long time to get the best rewards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, Nogami.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also think Ganker is kinda pussy about it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only agree with the first, second, and last opinions.
      the rest are wrong sorry

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you want the bosses to be balanced?
        Would you also suggest buffing scrapper and flipper flopper to make them more dangerous?
        Genuinely curious, I absolutely don’t understand this opinion

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why would you want the bosses to be balanced?
          ????????????????????????
          huh? why would i want the main obstacle in the game mode to be balanced? are you retarded? are you really asking me why i would want the gamemode to be fair? moron

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Balanced doesn’t mean fair, this isn’t a PvP mode anon. It means balanced. People complain that some bosses are harder than others. That seems odd to me, I don’t get it.

            I don’t agree it should be fair either, on the highest difficulties it should demand incredible feats. But I can understand why some people don’t want that.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I cannot change your mind if you genuinely believe a PVE game mode shouldn't be balanced, that is just something incorrect in your brain and I'm sorry

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ??? You can’t be serious. Do you think a gobs and a lakitu should be equally as dangerous?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gobs
                I meant goombas, not sure why my keyboard ate half the inputs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think that's what balanced means? Are YOU serious?? No one says balanced in a videogame sense and thinks that everything should be the exact same. You are a lost cause

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Balanced means even strength anon, nont exactly the same, and not “easy and fair”

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think that's what balanced means? Are YOU serious?? No one says balanced in a videogame sense and thinks that everything should be the exact same. You are a lost cause

                Also a goomba and lakitu fill completely different roles, just like bosses, they do different things. You don't just shoot blindly at a steelhead like you would a big shot. Some bosses are inherently easier than others, not all equally the same.
                Flyfish does not fit this, and is significantly harder than any other boss, and requires you to stop what you are doing, run right up next to it, throw a bomb that takes up 75% of your ink tank without it bouncing out, TWICE. It is not like anything else in the game mode and I do not believe it is balanced.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Balanced doesn’t mean fair
              ????

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you ESL?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think Salmon Run should be hard
      yes
      >I think the rare superboss should be hard
      yes
      >I don’t think the bosses need to be balanced
      wrong
      >I think sometimes you should die because you got all the worst bullshit at once
      wrong
      >I think the mode should sometimes be unfair at the highest difficulties
      wrong
      >I think it should take a long time to get the best rewards
      sure, but not too long

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with everything except the last one. Killing Cohozuna should not give you only 3 fucking bronze scales.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t think the bosses need to be balanced
      Big Shot does. As soon as one spawns they just keep coming, feels like they fucked up the spawn rate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >As soon as one spawns they just keep coming
        NTA but most cap at 4 you drama queen

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they cap at 4 but you kill them and almost instantly 4 more show up. It's obnoxious during low tide EVP because you can't easily kill them with specials like Flyfish

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they cap at 4 but you kill them and almost instantly 4 more show up. It's obnoxious during low tide EVP because you can't easily kill them with specials like Flyfish

        This is true and really bullshit, many times I'll kill the 2 or 3 of them that spawned and the exact second one of those dies another 2 show up. It's asinine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nerf Flyfish, fix Spawning Grounds on high tide, fix the scale rewards, have the game disconnect the match if you only have 2 teammates on the first wave
      there I fixed Salmon Run

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think Salmon Run should be hard
      It is on real difficulties and it still doesn't excuse flyfish
      >I think the rare superboss should be hard
      Yes, they should, right now cohozuna is just a slot machine where if too much stingers and flyfish get rolled you lose because they take way too long to kill
      >I don’t think the bosses need to be balanced
      Yes you are retarded we know
      >I think sometimes you should die because you got all the worst bullshit at once
      Timmies do that with flying colours just demote you fucks
      >I think the mode should sometimes be unfair at the highest difficulties
      Yes, i already said we know you're retarded
      >I think it should take a long time to get the best rewards
      Long time != literal months if not years, this is not a fucking mmo. What's next, 0,01% rare drop you can only get from randomly spawning boss that spawns globally once per day and you need 100 of these to get the thing?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It should be months or years, this is a long term game with two years if regular updates and events coming. Not everyone should reach it, and certainly not in a couple of weeks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kys neet gay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m employed but thanks. There should be long term rewards to work for so you don’t exhaust the game’s content instantly.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, they can patch in more rewards over time. The catalogue offers tons more unique shit over three months and some people have already capped that. Should they limit how many catalog levels you can get in a day? Fuck no.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that image of Mr Coco saying "I'm going to fucking kill you" or something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only have this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I think that was it, couldn't remember what the text said exactly
        I like Mr Coco a lot

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Goystop and they've still got Splatoon 2 selling for 60 sheckles yet not a single copy of Splatoon 3

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost to baby jelly level 2
    cheating little shit

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the Sting Ray ;_;

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Jet shitter who sat at spawn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad it's gone for the purpose of it being gone in ranked, but I hate getting crab tank in SR.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be spawning grounds
    >Be high tide
    >Two flyfish spawn at the same time
    >Die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spawning grounds
      >high tide
      >fly fish appears
      >kill it
      >start getting blasted from a stinger on other side of map
      >go kill it
      >another stinger starts blasting you from the other side of the map
      >flyfish appears
      >drizzler appears
      >maws appears
      >steelhead appears

      high tide is so fucking retarded, I didn't remember it being this bad in S2... I'm only Profresh +2 tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't remember it being this bad in S2
        I'm convinced you guys never hit high levels in 2

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe the maps weren't as shit at high tide like 1/3 of spawning grounds being unswimmable/uninkable

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spawning Grounds was a 2 map, dingus
            The first fucking one

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Profresh in S2 was around 160% hazard level, EVP in S3 is closer to 200%

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have to waddle over the grates to a flyfish
        >steel eel comes out of nowhere from the spawn
        hightide by the way
        >teammates struggling to kill a fuckin fish sticks, drizzler, and a maw
        >by the time you manage to kill a flyfish solo because fuck teamwork the team is dead and THATS A WRAP

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice recurring threads you guys have here. It would be a shame if some autist started a massive shitpost crusade to banish you to >>>/vg/
    🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please no mr autism /ink/ is going to make me cut my pp off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a nintendo game, wont happend

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hasn't worked for smash, cyberpunk, pokemon or anything else popular lately but good luck retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am NOT using /ink/, you can't make me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pls no don’t make me join the weird roleplayers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try, ABIB doesn't have any grievances regarding sploon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't even get rid of the Touhou losers, what hope do you have against people that actually play the game they're talking about.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off ink chud no one is using your discord extension

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BANG BANG BING
      BANG BING
      BANG BING BING
      BING BING BING
      BING BING WAHOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reading this out of context just made me think of

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm saving this for "images you can hear" threads.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    harmofeet

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a flyfish spawns at high tide across the grates and you have the killer wail and you don’t use it it should be legal to shoot you irl

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry im saving it for wave 3 chums

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All they have to do is make long ranged bosses unable to spawn across the grates

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So then they said to me "All they have to do is make long ranged bosses unable to spawn across the grates" lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why even have the grates? Pussy business

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is she still the best?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      her fans do not deserve her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet, where would we all be if she wasn't with us?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          with shiver
          it's where most of them are now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Coomers aren't people and if presented with them, Marie would put a charge shot between their eyes

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              well, we can agree on that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this you?
          https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/392104124/#392466983

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has forever been undefeated enduring the test of time.

      It seems like it was just yesterday we had this splatfest.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK and I felt like playing Salmon Run today too
    My Win/Loss ratio is so fucking low on Spawning Grounds its not even funny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its worth deranking and using the other maps to get back up.
      even derankin the map is bullshit

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >level 30 tableturf
    NO MORE CARD GAMES FOR A MONTH

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You'll earn 3 sets of card sleeves by leveling up in Tableturf. You can earn every character's card sleeves, by defeating them on level 3 difficulty 30 times. On your 30th win, they'll thank you for the bout and you'll be able to pick up the card sleeves at the lobby terminal.

      get going, son

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish this was actually a live game instead of playing against someone's cards. Takes the fun out of it.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    glad to see my fellow gear chads absolutely OBLITERATED the competition

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We used our shovels to dig their graves.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but fun won BIGLY
      BY A LOT

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Splatsville is miles and miles away from Inkopolis
    >still travel to Inkopolis locations for battles

    Should have had no returning stages.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      travel? they just super jump there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Splatsville is miles and miles away from Inkopolis
      >still dealing with the Inkopolis agents in the story mode anyway

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        REEEEEE YOU ARE RUINING MY IMMERSION

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could've just been in the area for any reason. What, you think they're just going to WALK there?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and? They already implied they don't have much going on these days anyway, so what's stopping them from going where they want?

          Clearly showed a mass transit system

          The Squidbeaks are the only people in their entire society who cares about finding missing Great Zapfishes so I can excuse it. Cuttlefish was on a stakeout once news got out that Splastville's vanished as he always suspects Octavio and once they stopped hearing back from him the other three went to track him down and stumbled upon the new Agent 3.

          Point is, a new location was a perfect opportunity for a new type of plot. One that wasn't about Agents. To see them still stick it despite the new setting is a waste and a disappointment.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Feels like it was rushed really. Especially since they said the entire game was going to be about Chaos and Anarchy since Pearl's side won the final Splatfest but the story mode isn't about that at all. They even bait and switched it with the desert tutorial area then threw you into Alterna shortly afterward which is almost the complete opposite of "chaos".
            Plus they never explained how Grizz stole the entire Octarian army under Octavio's nose.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >stole
              Did he? Pretty sure they just dumped octavio to get a better work with better pay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game never said that and unless Octavio stopped brainwashing or S2's Inkantation worked on his entire army I don't see any of the rank and file defecting willingly. They're just too lazy to make completely new mooks for story mode so that's the actual answer anyway.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep in mind octavio's "brainwashing" is likely closer to what people do in North Korea. You know just straight up propaganda and all that. It'd explain why the inkantation actually inspires some Octos to leave the underground since that's their first impression of what people on the surface are like and the song basically captures what inkling culture is

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Plus they never explained how Grizz stole the entire Octarian army under Octavio's nose.
              That was one of their quick excuses to try and justify reusing Octarians again. That whole decision is why fuzzy ooze even exists.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, that's kind of the point, Anon.
              The surface (Splatsville) is all about chaos and anarchy battling/culture clashing aesthetics.
              The underground (Alterna) is all about order, with the clean aesthetic, and Grizz wanting to literally "restore order."

              If Marina won, it'd just have been the opposite, with the surface being something like ARMS or Mario Kart 8's "live sports broadcast" styled aesthetic, and the underground solo mode being set in some Tank Girl style desert setting.
              Was it not obvious they were going for a yin yang theme with the two?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, as nothing was ever said about there being a yinyang. We were promised desert punk and didn't get it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The new maps are all desert punk.
                Also have you never played any SMT games? That whole "chaos vs order" yin yang shit is kind of ingrained in japanese vidya culture, man.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most people were expecting Chaos vs Order to influence the campaign, and the winning choice to be the primary influence of said campaign. If I remember right, during Chaos vs Order, the developers even implied it would influence the campaign in a dev interview.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get the feeling it influenced the vibe of Splatsville too, considering the tech here is more retro than it was in Inkopolis, the most prominent feature being that people here are using flip-phones when they were using smartphones in Inkopolis.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Influencing the hub is more cool than deciding whether Callie or Marie gets sunglasses

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Callie vs Marie didn't have the setup or expectation Chaos vs Order did, and I wish Chaos influenced more than the aesthetics of the hub and some stages.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Theme of the game is chaos
                >Map layout is probably the most bland in the series

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                As much as I love 3 it’s basically 2.5 so I’m not surprised they didn’t put the effort in to have an all out Chaos rehaul

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How can Splatoon 3 be Splatoon 2.5 if Splatoon 2 was Splatoon 1.5? Wouldn’t that make this game Splatoon 2?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok it’s 1.7 then

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't ask questions, Anon. Asking too many is bad for you health.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >with the surface being something like ARMS or Mario Kart 8's "live sports broadcast" styled aesthetic, and the underground solo mode being set in some Tank Girl style desert setting.
                would be based, fuck pearlmorons and pedo devs rigging splatfest so she doesn't lose

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a dumb bait and switch and it's less interesting than if they just went with the desert punk aesthetic of the surface.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                dw anon some retards in this general don't know how to observe and put two and two together

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >never explained how Grizz stole the entire Octarian army under Octavio's nose
              >never explained where they went after Grizz got thrown into space
              Now Octavio is all alone. Sad.
              Except there's no fucking way they won't get reused one last(?) time when Li'l Judd makes his move. After that? Who knows...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >never explained
                he offered better wages I imagine.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was surprised they didn't have Octavio say anything when you and him get attacked by Octarians in the final boss fight. Figured he would be mad about it or something.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >get his ass handed to him by children three separate times
                >has a chunk of his army realize he's a dick and bail on him
                >has another chunk of his army abducted and pureed into corpse jelly
                >has the rest of his army abducted and fuzzed up
                100 years of seething and all it did was push literally EVERYONE away. He's finally got an Octobot King that doesn't take an entire Great Zapfish to run, and he's got nobody left to play for.
                Surely the DLC will have him finally move on and start doing something else with his life, because his current state is honestly kinda depressing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Him and cuttlefish are going to turn back into humanoid forms and they're going to be a gay couple.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Octavio redemption arc where you see him revert to octoling form. And its revealed he's Marina's father.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Octavio is over a hundred years old. Marina is 18 in Splatoon 2. That's fucking weird, anon.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weird but not impossible.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Octavio changing his ways would also cause what little is left of Octarian society to collapse as it's entirely military based and treated seriously unlike the Inklings and their "simulated murder games are fun!" mentality. If it means no more Octarian enemies in story modes then I'll all for it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying we need grun or funfags
                just use shovel to kill them and take their grub and fun tools

                YESSS
                Let the boys reunite

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                oops second one was meant for

                Him and cuttlefish are going to turn back into humanoid forms and they're going to be a gay couple.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I thought the twist was going to be that Alterna was a VR simulation. There's a part where someone says Callie loves Flooders even though she canonically hates them, and I thought that was a clue that the Splatoon you were working with were artificial constructs or something.
            Nope. They just got it wrong.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe she changed her opinion after being in charge of level design in 2.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >even though she canonically hates them
              Did you know that the dialogue in Splatoon 2's campaign where Marie says that Callie always hated flooders was instead originally a more wistful comment where Marie said that Callie always loved the sea?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                God I hate Treehouse.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They made Marie way more snarky and Pearl way more of an asshole and originally had Marina be a snarky jerkass too. They should not be allowed to do rewrites of character personalities. Wonder if they got reeled in a bit (geddit) for Deep Cut's characterizations as old Treehous would probably have Shiver be a condescending bitch.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish they would have, new idols are bland as fuck in comparison

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like Shiver's "haughtiness and theatrics hides her goofiness" thing. Having three dummies as hosts could work if they simply gave them more to do in host segments. No tailored lines for individual stages seriously hurts them as otherwise you only see their personalities in story mode.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deep cut’s characterization
                There really isn’t much to rewrite. Frye has like 2 lines the entire broadcast

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They have so much potential I have no idea why they’re underutilizing them so much they clearly had personality in the story

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                My theory is that idol elements in the hub were rushed, considering that many multiplayer elements were found to be unfinished on the cart/1.0.0 build of the game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another thing we’ll have to wait till December for. How the fuck is a 5 year dev time game rushed. They didn’t even do anything big

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Splatoon 3 started development after Chaos vs Order in July 2019 and COVID likely fucked them hard. Remember how after COVID all of Nintendo's announcements slowed down to a crawl for a while?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not to mention finishing animal crossing(another rushed game)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Changes like that are one of the many reasons why I'll never agree with the idea Treehouse's localization is more interesting than the original. Treehouse removes loads of substance from the original script in favor of their own changes, many of which are bland in their own right. Frostyfest's dialogue in 2 is a great example of how Treehouse's localization is not just worse in characterization, but also in terms of content and even conversational flow. To prefer Treehouse is to fall for style over substance.

                I must confess, I was never a huge Marie fan.
                But I fell in love the moment I saw her like this in S2.

                She is admittedly very pretty.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only thing I'll give Treehouse is that they made Octavio more memorable in the first game as he was just saying generic super villain lines in the original script but got punched up with music puns in the US version. They went back to generic super villain afterward though.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I must confess, I was never a huge Marie fan.
                But I fell in love the moment I saw her like this in S2.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              localizers are lazy and dumb they dont remember canon stuff about characters and care more about injecting octo racism in the game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and? They already implied they don't have much going on these days anyway, so what's stopping them from going where they want?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly showed a mass transit system

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Squidbeaks are the only people in their entire society who cares about finding missing Great Zapfishes so I can excuse it. Cuttlefish was on a stakeout once news got out that Splastville's vanished as he always suspects Octavio and once they stopped hearing back from him the other three went to track him down and stumbled upon the new Agent 3.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chaos wins
        >in the desert for about 15 minutes before the entire single player takes place I'm orderly lab environments

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chaos wins
        >in the desert for about 15 minutes before the entire single player takes place I'm orderly lab environments

        >story mode largely takes place in snowy Alterna
        >don't use the Agent whose gear and look is inspired by snowboarders

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Agent 4?
          >more like Agent Who

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are closing faster than I can post. I'm too busy playing.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >found an annaki shirt with a choker in the shop today

    oh baby

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone make me a looped gif of Frye sitting down and bobbing back and forth during the announcements? She's so cute and I want it forever.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to thank Splatoon for giving me the opportunity to beat people with an over-sized paint roller.

    I don't normally main Splat Roller, but it can be really fun on certain matches.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every day they become more and more real

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs to look more Salmon-y

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Male idols? Would have been cool

    • 2 months ago
      anonymous

      So they have two asses?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do squids have tits? They arent mammals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ink sacs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd suck their ink sacs if ya know what I mean

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Drawing a blank here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If ink sacks are stored in the boobs, why don't male cephlapod kids have boobies?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          theirs are stored in the balls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For paizuri, why else?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you can suckle on them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To stop Octolings from stealing all the Inkling Boys.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Evolutionary reproductive defense mechanism

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ink sacs
      >but what about the boys
      ink is also stored in the balls

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm, so in order to have ink fried squid, you'd need to milk them first before frying them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canonically they evolved from the feelings and desires of humans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      human memory crystals
      thats why they even shaped like humans in the first place

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the japanese consensus on the splatfest and/or lack of tricolors? since they are the only ones the devs listen to

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 2-0 on king kills today. I’ve achieved enlightenment and realized that you don’t just chase eggs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I was so close to just killing him with the fucking carbon. All my Teammates were alive but they were off trying to harvest eggs. If they had just backed me up we could have killed him with our combined weapon power. Soon people will figure it out. Hopefully.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I thought that too when I had the Ballpoint Splatling.

      Then I realized both a Flyfish and a Stinger showed up, my Teammates couldn't get to them in time, and we all died.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harmony is FLAT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's perfect as a sushi table.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I hate the Museum stage now. I'll trade it for Shellendorf Institute.. maybe. All the latter stage needed was more inkable areas on the top level.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Demote myself twice to part timer
    yeah it's spawning grounds time

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spl4toon: Squids in real life
    Next game is just real squid waifus

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this game is good to play solo? I kinda want to try, but have hacked Switch, and cannot go online.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The singleplayer is like 8 hours of mild enjoyment, at least I enjoyed it quite a bit, but not worth $60 if thats all you can do

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has a hacked switch, I doubt they are buying anything.
        Get Splatoon 2 and the Octo Expansion DLC if you want a good single player experience.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      play 2 and the DLC first, 3's campaign is fun but I think Octo Expansion is the best the series has on offer for single player content.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splatoon’s single player is pretty much a glorified tutorial. I wouldn’t recommend it, MAYBE 2 with the octo expansion but I’m still not sure about that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have hacked Switch
      then what do you lose gay few hours of your time?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >few hours of your time?
        yes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          your time is worthless like your whole existence

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not worth it at all offline, I can emulate and bought a shitch specifically so I can play this and smash online

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this roller fuckin sucks lmfao it cant even kill chums in one hit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salmon Run is the only time I wish we had the Dynamo Roller.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No more free gacha rolls on catalog levels

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this card emote was so worth it
    fuck you squatting gays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not getting the dab emote for maximum salt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't dab on timmies

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Agent 3 is at least in her 20s in Splatoon 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does she have boobs now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wife

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute toes. Shame most sandals also have socks on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty funny 3 inherited the torn up rag cuttlefish used to wear alongside the cap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At what age do their pupils change to look like the idols'?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would their eyes change to that of the idols?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've always assumed that the idol's eyes look like that because they're full grown adults.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Squid Sisters had their star-shaped pupils even when they were children. It's just a special trait the idols have rather than it being an age-related thing.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They don't have eyes like that cause they're idols, they're idols cause they have eyes like that

              I see, excuse my oversight.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oversight
                heh, i get it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't have eyes like that cause they're idols, they're idols cause they have eyes like that

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to use Luna blaster
    >garbage ass grappling special
    Guess I’m sticking with range blaster

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet Team Cat was the salty ones.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >win stolen
        >why are they salty

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fucking christ this salmon run map is fucking impossible, the weapons we got are shit, you got grates that you have to walk across at high tides, I managed to lose 2 matches at wave 1 as a professional part timer. How the fuck do they expect you to do this shit?

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is the optimal time to play Salmon Run?
    I've got a Cohozuna gauge filled up and I only need one win to get up to EVP. Should I just bite the bullet and try now or should I try later tonight?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me playing before 1am PST is almost guaranteed derank
      >mfw I wage from 6am

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck it, might as well try now and pray Timmy got called to eat his dinner. Just ONE win, but I'll take a survival to past round 2 to maintain rank.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck anon!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reporting back.
            >one timmy is afk at the start of the match, already foreboding sign
            >near the end of the first round things start getting beyond hectic. See two people have disconnected. By then get destroyed and overrun despite making egg quota. Negative 10 points. Now I need two wins, still no Cohozuna.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reporting back again. Now at Prof +3, 30...Still no Cohozuna. Timmies running rampant. This is pure hell. I've given up on trying for EVP for today. Just let me fight Cohozuna and be done.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't get it before you drop to 10 just give up. It's not worth the derank.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reporting back again. Now at Prof +3, 30...Still no Cohozuna. Timmies running rampant. This is pure hell. I've given up on trying for EVP for today. Just let me fight Cohozuna and be done.

              Thanks for the updates, at least your tried, can't fault a squid for trying

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't get it before you drop to 10 just give up. It's not worth the derank.

                Got Cringeazuna...7 bronze skills. Couldnt beat him, but i'll take it. Signing off for this rotation, fuck you Mr. Grizz or Lil Judd or whoever runs this bullshit.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite having fun with Splat2 PvP, I did not have fun with Splat3 demo PvP. Is Splat3 SR as fun or better than in Splat2?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ANSWER ME moronS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is better. Nearly everything is in 3. No point in going back to 2.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish they would bring back Ruins of Ark Polaris. Or literally any salmon run stage from 2 that isn't fucking spawning grounds or salmonid smokeyard.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a shame Ark Polaris didn't make it, it would have been perfect considering the single player.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ANSWER ME moronS

      watch gameplay footage or something you stupid gay
      there's more bullshit to deal with, and you're able to be more productive to compensate (egg throwing), yes it's a big improvement

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have 500 hours in Splatoon 2 total, I already have 100 hours in Splatoon 3. I am going to say it is more fun than 2 based on this statistic

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never have killed a cohozuna
    >Already got two gold scales

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tend to get better rewards when I lose to him anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >6 coho kills
      >still not even 10 silver scales to buy new slop suit
      Fuck you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have the black suit already, I must be pretty lucky because every time I kill Cohozuna on Profreshional +3 I get like 13 silver scales

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >13 silver scales
          >per cohozuna kill
          bullshit or you're the luckiest man alive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have around 20 so far saving for white slopsuit.

        I have the black suit already, I must be pretty lucky because every time I kill Cohozuna on Profreshional +3 I get like 13 silver scales

        How much are the black/white slopsuites?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You first need to spend some to even unlock the black and white, don't remember how many

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with shitty gays who lose composure at the sign of a bunch of mook salmon
    never gonna make it to the big leagues, kids

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canonical favorite weapon type is charger
    Can she get any better?

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't used an explosher in a long time and damn is this shit satisfying
    Eats ink like a grubfag at mcdonalds though

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people celebrating with their specials
    you fucking gays we almost lost by a second there with the quota

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get four games in a row with glowflies as the first match
    >Each time people do a retarded strat where they hide on a wall and get a huge hoard of enemies at the bottom
    >"This looks like it could work"
    >Each time the glowflies change person everyone ends up spazing out and dying
    >Literally nobody collecting eggs because they spawn too far away from the basket
    >get deranked

    For fucks sake. You can't even blame the weapons since its a good rotation. Whats wrong with these kids?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      people just hate shooting chums for some reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the optimal strategy though. The key is that everyone else has to be smart enough to actually be collecting eggs while giving themselves an escape route if they end up with the glowflies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen people jump between the two points and have it work fine. Everyone sticks around the same area and the moment the glowflies go onto them they know they have to jump between the two points. Closer to the basket and less likely for it to go wrong if people are all crowded in an area they can bail from if shit hits the fan.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that works on Gone Fission Hydroplant.
          For Sockeye Station, I find what works is if one person clings to the central pillar and everyone else hangs out on the egg basket platform because the salmonids have to go all the way around giving them time to get to the wall if they get glowflies.
          I haven't figured out a sound strategy on Spawning Grounds though. There's like two usable walls at high tide but both are super risky.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got Lil’ Judd’s card sleeves
    I’m really tempted to use my bits on the remaining salmonoid cards, but I know as soon as I did, I’d pull them out of my 3 remaining catalogue packs / a random gacha pack. Once again, it’s kind of annoying that everything is so time-gated in this series (can’t just grind for packs).

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing about the last splatfest is that you need everyone, gear people, grub people, and fun people, to turn a deserted island into a paradise. This splatfest exists to divide us.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying we need grun or funfags
      just use shovel to kill them and take their grub and fun tools

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is LDE exactly as good as it was in 2 or did they change it?

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walls of text
      >meme frog
      Not reading

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not reading
        we know you are american you are genetically incapable to read

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I need to play 2 to understand story or can I skip it and just play 3? I want to get into race wars

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story is
      >There was a war 10000 years ago and humans died
      >We fought for the land with those octomoronS and put them in their place
      >And now they've stolen the great zapfish
      >Go get it back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        years
        Like a hundred years you mean. Cap'n cuttlefish and octavio fought in it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is about humans, not the Great Turf War

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even worse because octarians werent a thing then. The data logs in 3 make it clear humanity died off mostly because of natural disaster and environmental damage. Than the remainders from a challenger explosion in the biidome.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              humanity died because we entrusted our future to the Fr*nch

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers won't get it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bunch of egghead scientists kill the rest of humanity off due to miscalculations
              >a giant grizzly bear fixes it and launches successfully thousands of years later

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >crystals explode
                >but not this time because uhhhh they just don't
                >also rocket can penetrate solid ground, squids use literal magic, salmonids don't need air because air is for fags and can just go to space because gravity is for fags too and DJ octavio has infinite money just like a literal bear
                videogames

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's amazing how it only took 3 games for them to completely jump the shark

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                the WORST part about >muh SPACE battle is
                >rocket pointing away from earth
                >gravity points sideways
                >you can fall off the side of the rocket, acceleraring sideways (tangentially) from the earth
                >boss rolls the rocket 3 times and you have to avoid falling ""off""
                lazy retards should have had a gravity cylinder like in Mario Galaxy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget Grizz needed Cuttlefish's brain for some reason then doesn't actually take it yet mummifies him for no reason. Either that or Cuttlefish is able to talk and function mostly normally without a brain like my team mates.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                didn't he just want to extract "wisdom" from him
                inklings are retarded and don't need a brain anyway

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              humans are clearly fucking alive in northern greenland

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah something like that I guess
          I don't remember

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuckin retards not using their special, AGAIN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      MAYBE IF YOU WOULD'VE BEEN A BETTER PLAYER IT WOULDN'T GET TO THE POINT WHERE THE SPECIAL NEEDS TO BE USED IN THE FIRST PLACE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its high tide you are going to want to use the beacon because people are going to die really close to eachother because NO ONE KILLS THE FLYFISHES RIGHT NEXT TO THEM

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        using the specials makes you a better player

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are reefluxfags and to a lesser extent flingzafags getting the rope? I am sick of never seeing the stupid gay playing reeflux but needing to dodge tentamissles every 15-20 seconds.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Salmon Run, does the person depositing golden eggs get more points or does it matter otherwise than "I did more than you did"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The payout is based on your personal paygrade and the total power+golden eggs collected, only way you're going to be earning less than your teammates is if you've been demoted

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Points are awarded based on that total golden egg count at the end, multiplied by your job title bonus. Individual performance doesn't matter as much as the total team effort does. So if you're better at boss killing and your friend is better at egg running then stick to those roles and play your part.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clam blitz
    >we are losing
    >our barrier is broken
    >teammate throws our ball into our own basket
    In fucking S rank

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When the game lags and the basket doesn't lower when it's your turn to score

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cap'n cuddlefish was a bamboozler user
    Based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cap'n cuddlefish was at some point just Master Roshi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the inspiration was obvious

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just started playing ranked for the first time today
    >Overtime Clam Blitz
    >Have a ball
    >Somehow manage to juke two enemies and make it to their basket and break it open
    >Teammates come out of fucking nowhere with some clams and a killer wail to cover them
    >We win

    This mode is going to give me a heart attack.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same way every session. Sometimes I think I'm getting too old for this shit. It's always hype af tho.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mudmouths wave 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mudmouths and tornado rounds are breather rounds, they're much easier than regular runs or any other special wave.

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ONE PLAYER LEFT!
    It's you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last one left
      >bomb fails to revive anyone
      >trying to shoot ONE teammate right next to me but missing
      >out of ink

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objective: Survive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cohozuna's fat ass is blocking all of them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At that point just throw yourself in the drink and be done with it.

        Not like winning is going to get you better rewards against him anyways.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Activate spider-tank and clean house.
      Save your supers for these moments.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crab tank as last one alive
        Enjoying dying to Maws stinger or flyfish

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s what the ball form is for.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You try to revive your teammates
      >They are wiggling around randomly and you keep missing
      I SEE YOU I SEE YOU FUCKING HOLD STILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hold still to let a teammate revive me
        >He keeps missing anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 of them is way too far away
      >throw bomb at the other 2 grouped together as a last ditch effort
      >their lifesavers aren't even out yet
      >die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wave 1

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >14 quota, wave 1
        ahh, those were the good old days. when things were simple

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >could have used inkstrike in the beginning
        >dies like a shitter and nearly fails
        go-getters everyone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ignores the chum
        this is what im talkin about. just shoot the fucker already

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have had some really clutch moments where the last egg for quota gets deposited by the last player alive in the last second. Salmon Run is so fun.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          When you're one egg short that's the most painful though.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when you're four eggs short and there were like 20 eggs surrounding the basket on the ground earlier that nobody bothered to put into it
            But the real most painful thing is when you reach -1000 in ranked.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are such unbelievable bitches it actually insane, the only thing even mildly annoying about spawning grounds is the grated area in the back. Other than that it’s a completely normal map.

    Gone Fission is much harder.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gone Fission is baby mode what the fuck are you on about? I didn't lose any points during last rotation while I'm getting buttfucked on this one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 narrow spawn areas during normal tide
      >bridge area during high tide
      >another 2 narrow ass spawn islands during low tide
      No, fuck this shitty map, it's just choke point after choke point.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are all the babbies complaining about Tentamissles new to Splatoon or something? It was infinitely worse in S2 due to so many other weapons having it but you didn't see non-stop bitching about in in that game. The N-Zap version could fire them off almost as rapidly as the bow and had an easier time defending itself if cornered.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's never a time to not complain about tentamissiles

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this just /ink/ fucking around?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it it was they captured average match perfectly

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fucking scorched are the Octarian Wastelands that Octavio couldn't just build a mech to revitalize the land over the course of years? Even if the attempt failed, it certainly couldn't be worse than sulking underground in rotting human settlements studying mind control and propaganda techniques for a century.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Great Turf War was so big that it left giant creators in the land

      Now that's a story mode I want to see.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and meant craters. Need a big bombastic story mode instead of glorified tutorials. Maybe a spin-off game even.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just got Wave 1 Glowflies on High Tide on this fucking map
    Thats fine I didn't want to be Pro +3 anyways

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to get out of fucking Pro +1

      Mudmouths and tornado rounds are breather rounds, they're much easier than regular runs or any other special wave.

      It's the first time I encountered it in especially in Pro +1

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any news on the Splatoon 3 Artbook?

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SR with randos always falls apart because you absolutely cannot trust your team even a little bit. So even decent players feel like they have to do shit they know they shouldn't.

    There are two stingers on the beach. You have the Squiffer. You know you should not go down there. You say "this way". No one comes. The stingers fire. Someone dies. "This way", you say. No one comes.

    They will kill us all. Someone has to do something. You jump down to kill the stingers. You manage it but die to chum. Your team is nowhere to be found. You are dead on the beach slowly inching your way up to the middle. "Help", you shout. A flyfish spawns. Everyone dies. That's a wrap.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have no mouth yet I must splat

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >retards spent so much time tryin to get eggs while i kite king around the grates that they dont even bother using said eggs to throw at him
    lmao

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yellow and green suits in my SR lobby
    >these guys must be good!
    >crew wipe in second round
    >they had the worst stats

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i keep new gear, does my old gear give me my chunks or what? talkin about the salmon run hats mostly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you get nothing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        well good to know

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gear 58%
    Fuck me, no wonder tricolour was nonexistent.
    >fun won pro
    >ran from tricolour
    Funfags fear the gearmurai.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funfag here, i never did pro because i didnt know what it was

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Havent won a single glowflies round so far in S3.
    Cant be done

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Marina become an Idol after they beated Octavio in 1 but how Shiver decided to be one? Was she in the octarian army similar to her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a member of the Takoyakuza that ran away to do her own thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda get the vibe that the splatlands have had inklings and octolings living together for a long time. Probably populated by those that didn't fit into either other country and found this place on the outskirts of a wasteland to start a country.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's from an octoling branch that had nothing to do with Octavio or the Octarian regime

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I unlock more uniform colors in SR?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you just spend scales and it unlocks more buying options

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate the goldie gusher bullshit, 3 eggs left and the motherfucker spawns in the farthest possible thing, over 3 miles of grates, we literally can not go fast enough
    since 2 I hate this motherfucker wave

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have about 500 hours in splatoon 2 and the "community" is making me want to quit this shit and just play normie games instead. I can't handle this gay shit anymore. Every time I walk in the square it's a furry post, or a LGBT post, or something like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna start reporting them now but I'm afraid to have my account banned for over reporting.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have never heard of them banning for over reporting in any of the games. I've been reporting anything with even a hint of furry or discord links ever since launch and have been just fine.
        Even if Nintendo doesn't do anything about them then at least they're gone from my plaza and stage graffiti.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don’t walk around in the square, fucking loser lmao. Just go into matches

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hide the fucking posts you autist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't even that many now it's just shit like "I like women"
      That's not even gay I love women

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I love women

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Homo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing homo about not loving women.
            Yeah I like sticking my dick in them, but I don't LIKE them.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah it’s also fun to stick your dick in anything warm and wet, not liking women is homo activity specifically

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah bro, you’re fag as fuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've reported like 30 posts including very light fetishism, without being banned or told i had bad reports
      just have at it, or ignore them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried a thicker skin?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you have 500 hours in Splat 2 but are only NOW thinking about quitting? Splat 2 was full of this shit too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I switch to based Japs region

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Salmon rotation is hell, or is it just me?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the map. its always this fuckin map that amplifies the loadouts. the loadouts are fine except the roller because it's not dynamo

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forget, did we get an explanation in 3 for Octavio being out of his snowglobe again?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He always breaks out eventually, guy probably has Hulk strength in those bulging tentacles of his.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf even is Grizz?!
    He's smarter than the average bear.
    Not to mention How he has the abilities that octolings have and is fucking huge! WTF DID HE DO TO HIMSELF?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuzzy Ooze seems to be some sort of weird ink variant. Grizz morphs while he's moving around the rocket and is able to use ink based specials so maybe he became the almost perfect fusion of ink and mammal he wants the rest of the world to be.
      Not applying it correctly seems to turn you into a comatose fuzzball though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying Mr.Grizz Is some chimera hybrid and not some normal bear anymore. I wonder if waterbears are mixed in? Mainly because he's able to survive in space just fine like a water bear.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A waterbear isn't an actual bear anon. It's a tardigrade. I think you'd notice if he looked like this.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know but it would still make sense because of the name and that Mr.Grizz is already a mutant at this point

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was in cryosleep for 10,000 years, dreaming the entire time

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dreaming
            it said he was awake, didn't it?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I forget the wording, but he still thinking regardless

              Backstory already said the great majority of world leaders and other higher ups ignored scientists like Judd's owner telling them humanity was going to be doomed in short order. So evidently they only had enough time to put various animals in stasis (of which only Judd and Grizz are accounted for) and then died off with the rest of humanity except for the survivors in Alterna who still managed to kill themselves later.

              Although surely there's a space station or something out there.

              They could even be on the moon for all we know, I think about it every time I see it during Splatfests

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grizzco splatnna does Mr Grizz claw attack on a full charge
    Imagine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mossed opportunity not to have Gizz’s attacks based on Grizzco weapons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instead of fuzzy Octarians Grizz could've used robots or drones with illegal Grizzco weapons
        Man, the more I think about it the more disappointing 3's story becomes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fighting one octoling with a grizzco blaster would have been harder than any last boss

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fuzzy malformed salmons
          instead of octosnipers there are flyfish everywhere

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >human robots with grizzco weaponry
          >a few sanitized octolings with cyborg augments are in use too

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 losses in a row in ranked
    >top splatter every time
    Kill me. It's only partially my fault I swear.

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOW WATCH ME NAENAE

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how the fuck are they gonna justify using the octarians for the DLC?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actual desert bandit Octarian army led by an eyepatch wearing giant Amazon Octoling who didn't join the rest of their race under the domes after the Great Turf War.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You guys are assuming the DLC is single player and not just a multiplayer expansion pack like Mario kart

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        99% certain they explicitly mentioned it'd be a story DLC.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was pretty obvious it was going to be singleplayer given it's around Pearl and Marina

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          perfect excuse to use agent 4 I suppose

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't be surprised if they forget Agent 4 again and instead use Agent 8.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They didn't forget, they show her house on the map, it's in the middle of nowhere, so if anything, that's the joke

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            And 8

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think nintendo has ever done dlc that segments the multiplayer population,

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario Kart 8 (on the Wii U) did that
          Deluxe doesn't do it thankfully

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has ANY dlc ever done that? Seems like you’d be shooting yourself in the foot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh you poor naive fool

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shooters did it a lot back when they sold map pack dlcs, not sure if they still do that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Li'l Judd inherited the Fuzzy Octarians when he became the new head of Grizzco.
      Enjoy fighting not just the Octarians again, but the exact same type of Octarians twice in one game.

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    woomy

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Inkblot and Mincemeat RM
    Absolute dogshit maps rotation

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today's salmon run loadout isn't bad, right? I'm just getting a bunch of really stupid teammates, yeah?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ballpoint can be confusing for people unfamiliar with it, carbon tricks people by making them think they can roll over shit, and splatty guzzles ink. But overall it’s pretty solid, the real issue is the map fucking blows.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carbon has been really great for the grillers and just steamrolling smallfry and able to outrun a griller as well because the thing is so speedy and decently ink efficient if you're not spraying it everywhere.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course, it’s a great weapon overall. Doesn’t mean I don’t see people try to roll over chum and bounce into a gangbang.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey man I gotta outrun the flyfish barrage somehow
            >accidentally bump into anything
            >bumpercar my way right into my death

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you are. But it's the level too. Combination of both. Honestly every Salmon Run rotation has had some pretty far out weapons. They really seem to want to be pushing people to learn new and different weapon types rather than easy them into it with easy shit.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone with a Hero Shot Replica is kicking the shit out of me. Is the campaign actually that good training?

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna miss Mr.Grizz...
    Little Judd yelling at me to meet my quota doesnt feel the same

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they fucking wasted mr. grizz so hard
      all style over substance

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never use motion controls.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

      Okay have fun missing until you get mad and quit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the kind of person who fought on team grub

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dynamopilled

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you buddy. How you holding up?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not half bad. I seem to do decently without them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          post a replay code of a match

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thumbnail looked like a screenshot from a doom mod

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fuck are the deep cut badges?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will be rewarded at the end of Splatoon 3's support.

      You can only get one and its the idol you sided with the most in Splatfests.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And only if you never skipped a splatcast

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >three kills with one bomb
    No-one ever expects a cooked curling bomb.

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many battles do I need to unlock all the Amiibo gear?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just got it all when i scanned it right away

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